How do I build a good looking, well-functioning house?
37 bathrooms in a concentric spiral
>>719443158Two shipping containers stacked on top of each other in an L shape, with a balcony on top.
>>719443158here you go, basic design to get you startedall in accordance with feng shui
Your house is good looking and functioning.Just remove the hallway, add a bookcase, and replace the front door with a front door.Also pick less neutral colors. You've made a depressing showroom, not a home.
>>719443158doors are unnecessary
>>719443158I need room for my wife, my 5 children and grandma.I play hardcore sims.
>>719443158>Having your back to a door>That random ass hallway>Having a window behind your bed and a door facing the foot of said bedDo you even feng shui bro?
>>719443158Push bathroom door against exterior wall, lose less living room floor area to circulation. Get window out from behind bed or raise the sill height. That hallway does nothing unless you push the bathroom up, swap the vanity and door position so bathroom is accessed by hallway and is almost an en suite bathroom without needing guests to walk into bedroom to access it.
>>719443158Did you mean >let me guess you need more?
>>719444946Oh also you need a toilet and the bathroom can still be much smaller unless you're in a wheelchair and need the 5' turning radius in there.
>>719445019Jesus you also need a stovetop/oven/range. What is happening here?>t. architect walking among mortals
What's considered to be the best Sims game these days?
>>719443832>Shitter is the biggest room in the houseKek
Wait a second... where's the toilet?
>>719445254it's right there anon
Playing the sims 1 as a kid, the game felt kinda creepy at times. It was the prank calls and the burglar music at night.
Pre-release screenshot of The Sims 2
>>719443832The lizzie Borden house was built like this. So if you want your daughter to go crazy from no privacy and axe murder you be my quest
>>719443158>hallway with only two doors to alert you in case you're jerking offGood start, but that window needs curtains
>>719445319A- anon I'm worried, I just realised OP put outdoor bricks as his indoor wallpaper for his crapperless bathroom
>>719445431better?
sims 1 with all the expansions was the shit but the console version of 2 was amazing, used to play splitscreen with my neighbors all day
>>719445641that's what worries you, not the complete lack of food cooking in the "kitchen"? his sim is gonna be living on a diet of sandwiches and salads
>>719445641I thought it was subway tile
>>719445684That should go in the bathroom. I flush my cummies.
>>719445754I'm a sims veteranI know you can just get cans of food to drink from the fridgeThey come on a plate too, for sharing
>>719445819that doesn't make any senseit's in the ancestors and health areasshitter is in the knowledge and self-cultivation area
>>7194449981. replace the dining table with a pc and chair in the corner2.add a window behind it3. get rid of the weird hallway between the bedroom and and kitchen-living roomthen it's officially a kino NEET-box
>>719446030Masturbation is self cultivation the way I do it
>>719446094Self-cultivation is masturbation.
>>719446094it's self-destructive when I do it
>>719446378Damn>>719446520Gotta be more like this guy
>>719443158You're gonna need some Custom Content for that
>>719443158why is there an airlock between the kitchen/living room and the bedroom?
>>719443832>entering through the kitchen instead of the living roomEither you or feng shui are retarded.
It suck being a non-creative person.
>>719447701keeps the cum stench contained
is sims 4 any good? why is it free on steam?
>>719443832>shitter is the same size as the restNgmi
>>719445641>Anonymous has his first encounter with bathroom tiles in the wild
>>719448270>why is it freeCheck the dlcs. The base game is empty of content.
>>719448510>The base game is empty of content.That's an understatement. The game is practically unplayable since some of the bugfixes are locked behind DLCs.
if you were to open all the doors, the bed should not be visible from the living room/kitchen
let me guess you "need" more?
>>719443158Sims 3 was great
>>719443158First of all, what do you need that hugeass bathroom for?
>>719448628Now that's neat.
>>719443158which one is better Sims 3 or 4?
>>7194506783
>>719443832Show me a single real house whose entrance room is the damn kitchen.This kind of house designs are the expected from a 6-year-old child
>>719450873>>719450873>Show me a single real house whose entrance room is the damn kitchen.My house but that was done on a shoestring budget nearly a hundred years ago. Doesn't even have insulation and still uses copper spouting that hasn't been melted down yet.
>>719445368Your first experience of the breakdown of a high trust society.
>>719445368Yeah, it was amazing.
