Why is Meryl so goddamn jacked
Nanomachines.
>>719455681What do you mean? There are tons of women who look just like that. Recent studies even show that women often hunted alongside men in the stone age.
Kojima had to ruin everything about mgs1
>>719455681The character was intentionallly flanderized in all aspects so as to upset the fans who wanted her to return, this includes her tomboyish aspects exaggerated until she looks like a gorilla. Obviously the whole Johnny relationship was part of making you feel like shit as well.
>>719455681Because she became super insecure about her performance in MGS1 and started doing roids and getting jacked in response.
>>719455862>Obviously the whole Johnny relationship was part of making you feel like shit as well.You felt cucked by a video game character?
>>719455681>IT'S MA'AM!
>>719455681She's a soldier.I like jacked women btw.
>>719455840He did it out of spite after how people shat on Raiden.
>nanomachines lol>raiden gets completely chopped up>meryl marries diarrhea man>the beloved mgs3 crew is actually the fucking lalilulelo>snake becomes old cause lol>AKHSHUALLY Big Boss is still alivecrazy that fans didn't realize Kojima made MGS4 to pretty much clown on the series and I guess because they have the heckin' wholesome chungus Shadow Moses recreation people think it's good
>>719455681tranny propaganda by kojima
>>719455986Johnny shit himself literally
>>719455986nta but no, you feel bad for solid. Everything positive about his life post MGS1 is robbed by factors outside of his control, including his relationship with Meryl. By the time he sorts shit out and manages to reconnect, he's aged 50 years, unable to relate and cannot connect in the same way anymore. You can feel it the most in that one cutscene in Ch.3 where she basically calls him senile to his face
>>719456934Crazy how the writing went to shit the first time the other main mgs writer wasn't on the project.
>>719456990so have you >>719457006yeah you feel bad for snake, he's a tragic character. But that other anon is upset he can't self insert as the guy who fucks a fictional character.
>>719456934>crazy that fans didn't realize Kojima made MGS4 to pretty much clown on the seriesPlenty of fans realized that. The story was majorly panned for like a decade, dude
Why is a tranny glazer also always a hack anyway?
>>719455775We have to be better men
>>719457084I can self insert because I poop
>>719457006my memorys fucked did meryl already try to get with snake but snake shoved her off anyway, its not like its some unrequited love here, snake wasnt actually into meryl
because fit backs are perfect
>>719459229He pumped and dumped her after MGS1
>>719459853based BACC
>>719457084I did not mean that. I meant that seeing the cool girl that got with Snake in MGS1 return as a mean bitch in an annoying and ridiculous romance plot with the gag character who shits himself was meant to make the player feel bad, feel angry, sad, like shit in general.
>>719455840MGS4 is not canon
>>719455840MGS4 literally does nothing but double down on what made MGS1 special
>>719458682>la glazeridad
>>719459853based asf
>>719455681Never stopped exercising after MGS1.
>>719455681She's infected with woke virus
>>719460880>was meant to make the player feel bad, feel angry, sad, like shit in general.Was it really? I actually felt glad for them, Snake could have never had a normal relationship with her anyways, considering he's sterile and he has werner syndrome
>>719455775Why are modern women weaker than ancient homo addendum women
>>719455681I want to lick her pits....
>>719455681Looks like Jessica Biel in that Blade movie she was in
>>719455840Meryl is huge in MGS1 too
>>719455681She took steroids to keep up with the guys, that's why she's extra bitchy in mgs4
>>719462009Because modern women are coddled weaklings, most too weak to give birth by themselves.
>>719462009because eve fucked everything up
