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Why is Nintendo so greedy? Why did they lock down the USB port for the switch 2?
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like this would save this system from being jailbroken wide open
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>>719460847
I guess they're just tired of piracy. They always sold much less software units because of piracy. And even less hardware units. if we remember famiclones.
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>>719460847
Why do people shill for this faggot as if his opinions are worth hearing?
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>>719461010
Unless you have a year 1 switch only way to hack a switch 1 is via a modchip
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>linus interracial tips
canadian opinions don't matter
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>>719461010
the switch was their best selling console ever and that thing was blown wide open immediately
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>>719460847
what's with the lowercase "c"?
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because your laws sucks. Pretty sure in europe they have to make the port generic for any cable
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>>719461069
Switch 1 has flashcarts now, you don't even need to mod it to pirate.
Supposedly they work for running switch 1 games on switch 2 as well
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>>719460847
Thank the retards that had to go around and be loud about pirating and emulating TotK weeks before official launch.
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>why won't this company just let me steal their games, why must they make it so difficult
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>>719461069
You could order one of those from china for peanuts and newer ones even have snap on contacts so you don't have to solder it yourself, and even if you do have to solder it, it's not that big of a problem
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>>719460847
>hey guys, you know how the Switch 1 is the most successful gaming system of all time?
>I've got a great idea, let's adopt completely fucking different business and design philosophies for its followup!!!
Furukawa is a fucking retard who focused on short-term record breaking sales for the Switch 2 and drawing blood from a stone, and it's going to bite him in the ass like it did for Jim Ryan and the PS5. Albeit unlikely to the same degree of devastation to the platform.
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emily young
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>>719461331
the ps5 is sold at a profit since june 2021 and it never went down in price, in fact it went up in every country now, what devastation are you talking about?
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>>719460847
because consumers are retarded and will always prefer current silly mario game more than having literally every game ever made except current silly mario game
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>>719460847
did this kike forget the switch 1 also had problems with third party usb c video output until relatively recently or something? i remember back then there was a huge drama wave over third party docks literally frying switch 1s
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>>719461331
>>I've got a great idea, let's adopt completely fucking different business and design philosophies for its followup!!!
this didn't happen at all
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>>719460847
His son picked the Switch 2 over any handheld pc
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>>719461419
NTA, he meant exactly that. Because of muh "too big to fail" brand experiencing nosedive after nosedive since some old farts that haven't even looked a video game in the eyes want to pinch your every last penny
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>>719460847
This video is such bullshit
>got the wage wrong
>got the reason for the dock wrong
>forgot about the third party bricking fiasco years ago
>thinks gaming is such a waste of time
>they sell an overpriced screwdriver without grip tape
such unbelievable levels of bullshit, fuck that kike
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>>719461180
NIG carts can't do updates or dlc anon, on top of that they are absurdly expensive compared to even mailing your switch to a rando, paying for the modchip and then paying the return package if you don't know someone locally, they are objectively a dogshit option
>Supposedly they work for running switch 1 games on switch 2 as well
sure, if you want to get banned instantly
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>>719461214
Their seething over it tells me that they really expected TotK to be an evergreen on the same level as BotW if not more so (rather than starting off explosively and then falling the fuck off a cliff after a couple months), and they delusionally blame piracy/leaks for their wishes not panning out.
>>719461419
The fact that they had to panic-backport a bunch of flagship games to PS4 and start fully embracing PC, you miserable retard. PS5 software sales were overwhelmingly dogshit for the first few years due to how they did nothing to curb scalping, and they still haven't quite fully recovered (even if the reason has shifted more to players being less willing to blindly trust $70 games).
>>719461564
>pivoting to rebrand themselves as a premium platform
>locking down the Switch 2 to the point where only the closest third-parties were trusted with prerelease devkits, with some still unable to get one even now and being advised to just settle for developing for Switch 1
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>>719461756
TotK is still a great game, easily their best Zelda game.
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>>719461838
No it isn't. It's a $70 expansion pack ($80 on Switch 2).
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>>719461756
calm down fag
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>>719461914
It's a whole new game that expands on the framework introduced in the first one. It's the most impressive openworld sandbox adventure game to date.
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>>719462112
>It's a whole new game
A lie right away. Impressive.
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>>719460847
I used to watch this fag borderline religiously yet lately his content has been subpar even for jewtube sloppa standards.
What the fuck went wrong?
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>>719462238
Of course it's a asset flip. Most games are asset flips. If we're being blunt. But let's view each game as an experience and I agree that totk is probably the most rich zelda experience ever.
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>>719462271
I still watch him but past 6 months the content is the worst its ever been by a longshot
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>>719461331
>>I've got a great idea, let's adopt completely fucking different business and design philosophies for its followup!!!
Anon, they're literally doing the exact same fucking thing.
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I can't believe people with ties to the yakuza are ripping off their customers
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>>719462401
People still believe the Yakuza thing?
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>>719462373
>a $450 console, $80 games, $90-100 controllers, price hikes on last-gen hardware, giving last-gen games piddly updates to justify never giving them the Nintendo Selects/Player's Choice treatment ever again, locking their controllers and USB protocol down to disallow Switch 2 accessories being used on PC or Switch 1, and having no Directs after nearly three months is "literally the exact same fucking thing"
Do you fucking chimps have no form of longterm memory whatsoever? Or did you only just buy your first Switch (and thus first ever Nintendo console) in 2020+?
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>>719460847
So they just gloss over how most USB-Cs won't do for what the Switch does since they aren't built to handle the variable power supply that the Switch relies when changing between different output modes and different levels of power draw?

Most video/audio-out aren't also simultaneously your power supply.
You can shit on them all you want but "regular" USB-C just isn't built for that which is why the Switch's USB-C differs from most. It's also why most similar products have used proprietary cables to begin with.
And ironically enough, if Nintendo had used a proprietary cable, Linux would have probably given it way less shit or no shit at all so it's actually very ironic.

But case in point. Most USB-Cs actually do measurable damage to the Switch. Most likely only very slight damage but measurable damage nonetheless that's likely to shorten the lifespan of the console. It is genuinely not strange at all that Nintendo restricts what the Switch 2 USB-C port communicates with. Because if it doesn't understand what the console actually asks of it, it has no business communicating with it. Not when it'll just wing it and make assumptions or resort to incorrect defaults whenever it gets instructions it doesn't comprehend.
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>>719462572
>a $450 console,
very well worth the money over a pis5 or even a PC
>$80 games,
so far only mario kart world has been 80 iirc, and even then its 50 in the bundle
>$90-100 controllers,
also worth the money
>price hikes on last-gen hardware,
blame westoid tariffs
>giving last-gen games piddly updates to justify never giving them the Nintendo Selects/Player's Choice treatment ever again,
this is just scrambling for straws
>locking their controllers and USB protocol down to disallow Switch 2 accessories being used on PC
this was the case on the switch 1 as well until people did a fanmade driver for the joycons and the pro controller, so also not new
>or Switch 1,
the only real complaint, but given the switch 2 is just a switch 1 pro with all the compatibility that entails i fail to see the problem
>and having no Directs after nearly three months is "literally the exact same fucking thing"
it's the best selling console in history even outside japan, why would they blow their load early instead of drip-feeding whenever sales start to slow down?
blame snoy and microjeet for giving zero competition whatsoever
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>>719461419
>the ps5 is sold at a profit since june 2021
It didn't. Journos misreported that like they always do.
Sony's report said "the REDUCTION of loss from PS5 hardware". It was still sold at a loss, but the loss wasn't as big as before.
The recent leaks about Xbox selling 25 million units this gen also said PS5 was losing money again. I guess that's why they hiked the price.
>>719461331
Fucking Christ. You are so mindbroken you are inventing a whole new reality
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>>719461756
>>pivoting to rebrand themselves as a premium platform
this didn't happen at all

>>locking down the Switch 2 to the point where only the closest third-parties were trusted with prerelease devkits, with some still unable to get one even now and being advised to just settle for developing for Switch 1
same thing happened for switch 1, they just prioritize games that show off the console's features.
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>>719462572
They did literally all of this with the Switch, and it worked just fine.

>$450 console,
The Switch was just as overpriced.
>$80 games,
Nintendo have price-fixed their games for the past 40 years.
>$90-100 controllers,
I think it was like 80 bucks for new joycons? I forget.
>price hikes on last-gen hardware,
Sure, I'll give you this one. They gave up completely on the Wii U.
>giving last-gen games piddly updates
This was half the games they released on the Switch. Low effort Wii U ports.
>locking their controllers and USB protocol down to disallow Switch 2 accessories being used on PC or Switch 1,
You couldn't even use third party chargers on the fucking Switch.
>having no Directs
The Switch didn't have any games either.

The only difference here, is that the Switch got hacked early so most people sidestepped all this garbage, and the Switch 2 won't get hacked until it's being replaced, so there's no reason anyone would ever buy one.
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>>719462715
There's a reason why Linus doesn't do in-depth hardware testing. He can't do more than make a sparknotes video on tech topics. He's okay at having surface level knowledge about stuff I guess but that knowledge ends there. The moistcritical of the tech youtubers.
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>>719460847
>Why is Nintendo so greedy? Why did they lock down the USB port for the switch 2?
>""""""""""""""greedy""""""""""""""""""
Also pretty impressive how people wiped out the Playstation Vita out of their memories. You couldn't transfer anything from the console to a PC without a middleman program.
At least on Switch, you can copypaste your screenshots from the console to PC with an USB cable easily.
>>719462572
Are you having a stroke? It's essentially the same thing that happened with the Switch 1.
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>>719462715
>if Nintendo had used a proprietary cable, Linux would have probably given it way less shit or no shit at all so it's actually very ironic.
He's a massive snoy, he would have likely complained even harder.
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Nintendo derangement syndrome.
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>>719461838
That would be a tie between Minish Cap and Zelda2. 3d Zelda was a mistake.
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>>719461010
you are a retarded subhuman
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>>719462732
>very well worth the money over a pis5 or even a PC
Why? What makes it worth it? And don't use Switch 1 games or speculation to back your answer up.
>so far only mario kart world has been 80 iirc, and even then its 50 in the bundle
No it isn't, the console is $420 in the bundle. They're using the bundle to justify going forward with further $80 games, and it's embarrassing that absolutely none of you see this.
>also worth the money
No they're not. Especially not when they're still using stick mechanisms proven to be fault-prone.
>blame westoid tariffs
The hikes also apply to Canada and Europe, so it's not Trump's tariffs.
>this is just scrambling for straws
No it isn't, you defending them abandoning a long-time consumer-friendly move is scrambling for straws. Also, it's GRASPING AT straws, ETL dipshit.
>why would they blow their load early
To keep momentum going you unbelievable dumbass. I guess they must've been idiots in your book for having two Directs by now for the Switch 1, aka the best selling console?
>blame snoy and microjeet for giving zero competition whatsoever
No, I'll go ahead and blame Nintendo and their fans for using them as a justification to lower their own bar despite doing very well before, thank you very much.
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>>719462572
So what you're saying is that the switch 1, it's games and it's accessories WEREN'T more expensive than the wii u and it wasn't the same for the Wii U itself?

Everything else is just what they've been doing for years EXCEPT for the Switch 1. Also the Switch 2 pro controller can in fact be used on PC in the exact same way the Switch 1 pro controller

In other words, you're being a colossal fucking retard acting like it's not the norm while also believing some dipshit who wouldn't know the right end of the us cable if he stuck it in his ass because the Switch 1 was your first fucking console.
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>>719462238
>Majora's Mask isn't a whole new game
whatever
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>>719462572
>price hikes on last-gen hardware
This nigga is literally blaming Nintendo for Trump's bullshit.
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>>719462112
It's probably better than BotW if you didn't play it but to me who did TotK felt old real fast.
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>>719463110
Because MM takes place in a new world and focuses on a new cast of characters (despite a good chunk reusing models from OoT). Don't you fucking dare ever compare TotK to MM (or any of the other direct sequels) ever again.
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>>719462572
>I'm poor and have memory of a goldfish
ok
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>>719460847
Because nintendo cultists will still defend it
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>>719461331
>>719461756
>>719462572
Haha holy shit the Nintendiscord didn't like this
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>>719463067
>Why? What makes it worth it? And don't use Switch 1 games or speculation to back your answer up.
having games
>No it isn't, the console is $420 in the bundle. They're using the bundle to justify going forward with further $80 games, and it's embarrassing that absolutely none of you see this.
objectively speaking it is a 50 bucks game on the bundle, and both bananza and kirby are just 70, so you lost this argument already
>The hikes also apply to Canada and Europe, so it's not Trump's tariffs.
sounds like an objectively good thing, westoids are subhumans and should subsidize cheaper switches in japan
>No it isn't, you defending them abandoning a long-time consumer-friendly move is scrambling for straws. Also, it's GRASPING AT straws, ETL dipshit.
objectively speaking is the best gaming platform right now, what's not consumer friendly about that?
i will remind you being a piratenigger and cheaping out with chink ewaste inherently means you are not a consumer
>To keep momentum going you unbelievable dumbass. I guess they must've been idiots in your book for having two Directs by now for the Switch 1, aka the best selling console?
given they have the fastest selling console in history where is the flaw in their plan?
>No, I'll go ahead and blame Nintendo and their fans for using them as a justification to lower their own bar despite doing very well before, thank you very much.
so what does snoy have to compete?
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>>719463067
not that anon but I think you're mentally deranged and trying too hard to find flaws about the Switch 2
Especially the part about complaining the prices, but it's fun to see americans getting screwed by their own retardation.
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>>719462518
what planet do you think you're on? Everything is run by criminals
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>>719463247
>STOP BEING MEAN TO NINTENDO AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>719463294
Bruhdder, you're the one throwing a tantrum due to people not following the mindless NDS circlejerk.
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>>719463294
There is a difference between being "mean" to a game company (lmao honestly) and be outright deranged to the point you have to invent problems out of nowhere. That's more a sign of schizophrenia if anything.
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>>719463067
>The hikes also apply to Canada and Europe, so it's not Trump's tariffs.
canada has to match the US price to prevent americans buying from there, and the hikes don't apply to europe, that's the playstation you're thinking of
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>>719463004
>Midish Cap
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>>719462840
>>pivoting to rebrand themselves as a premium platform
>this didn't happen at all
Dumbass, they literally said that them never dropping prices on Switch 1 games is because they think it would devalue them as a brand. On top of, you know, the fucking price jumps and hikes.
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>>719463067
>Why? What makes it worth it?
it plays Switch and Switch 2 games, it's a powerful and portable home console hybrid.
>don't use Switch 1 games to back your answer up.
Why? it's a simple to understand reason.
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>>719462572
>having no Directs after nearly three months
they've had 3 directs so far since release
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>>719463486
No they haven't.
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>>719463224
>>719463294
Man I love when you people get mad and try to save face.
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>>719461152
And they did. It's a generic USB C. You just aren't allowed to use it.
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>>719463393
Not dropping prices =/= premium brand.
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>>719463509
It's demonstrably correct when I got fucking dogpiled by a bunch of bad-faith fanboy faggots for blaspheming against the official console of /v/.
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>>719463151
I loved Botw, but Totk easily trumps it.
>>719463162
Even in Hyrule a ton of changes have occurred to a higher degree than that of Termina. All the characters are worse in MM due to them being asset flips masquerading as new people.
OoT is to MM as Botw is to Totk, it's time to stop being such a retard.
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>>719463294
*Stop being a fan

no idt I will
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>>719463225
>having games
Such as? Nintendo first party is meh as fuck and they refuse to do anything with most of their interesting ips. Switch highlight is a fucking ubishit marioxcom of all things. Everything else is indies available on steam, guess there was SMTV too but it is on steam as well now.
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>>719463596
Your game literally reuses the same villain as its predecessor. I'm not hearing it.
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>>719463502
anon..
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>>719463502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZoLrfLcIVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtkHiB7WKf4
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funny to see all those rich white youtubers still acting like they would die if they had to pay for 3 games per years, especially when their company gets all their tech for free.
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>>719461152
>Pretty sure in europe they have to make the port generic for any cable
Fun fact, for a usbc cable or port to be complaint all it has to do is provide 30w charge.
That's quite literally it.
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>>719463592
You should get shit on when you're being disingenuous toward things people like and invest in.
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>>719463592
lad I don't get upset if people prefer to play games on a PS5 or PC. In fact, I legitimately do not care and can easily recommend games I've played on Switch to others, regardless whichever system they use to play
I still maintain in saying that you're trying way too hard to make problems about the Switch 2. If you're an american getting screwed by the price hikes everywhere, well too bad.
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>>719463692
They've done stuff with Mario Kart, Mario Party, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Metroid, Zelda, what're you wanting?
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>>719463651
Anon I'm not even part of this conversation but fucks sake, type out the fucking words you zoomer.
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>>719463225
>given they have the fastest selling console in history where is the flaw in their plan?
The PS5 was the fastest selling console in history for its first year. How did Sony resting on their laurels go for it?
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>>719463695
Ganondorf is a gerudo sorcerer not a gigantic bull and tentacle monster from the first one. You're not hearing much except your own retardation.
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>>719463592
>when I got fucking dogpiled by a bunch of bad-faith fanboy faggots for blaspheming against the official console of /v/.
Nah, you know why you got dogpiled?
You did the video game equivalent of saying 1 plus 1 is 16. Naturally, everyone laughed at you to make you feel ashamed of yourself and it clearly worked seeing as you're making the
>Y-you know I'm right because you're getting mad...
Post twice.

Hell I doubt any of the people who replied to you even fucking like Nintendo. It's just hilarious seeing you people throw a hissyfit over it.
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>>719463692
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>>719463819
nintendo already released more games for the console in 2 months than snoy did for the pis5 in 5 years
and mind you i do not count GAASlop as real games and neither should you
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>>719463707
>showcases for already announced games and already-existing/multiplat third party games
Don't be a disingenuous cunt
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>>719463717
the audacity to pay for cloud saves then stop using them, then claim it's Nintendo's fault if he loses his console, and to top if off with how he could have made money instead of playing games. Guy has like schizophrenia or something, not a single valid point in all of it
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>>719463819
>The PS5 was the fastest selling console in history for its first year.
Well, no. I think after the third month it sank below the switch and never recovered.
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>>719463846
>Hell I doubt any of the people who replied to you even fucking like Nintendo
That's the biggest fucking cope ever
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>>719463798
funnier when i dont
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>>719463910
Nope. Month 10.
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>>719463913
Hardly. Do you think I'm here because I like Nintendo? Fuck no. On a good day I'm neutral about them.
It's just fun seeing you people dedicate your lives to hating them like they were a friend that fucked your wife.
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>linus racemixing tips
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>>719463983
Everyone on this board talks about finding their asian waifu/JAV star.
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>>719463897
>Guy has like schizophrenia or something, not a single valid point in all of it
he's as literal jew, what do you think?
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>>719463858
They're still Direct streams though, unlike what you originally claimed about "having no Directs in the last three months".
Also I'm looking forward to the new Katamari Damacy game, Elden Ring and Yakuza Kiwami 2 ports, the Zelda musou and the Elliot action title.
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>>719463961
Actually it's even worse than that. They were calling it the fastest selling "PlayStation".
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>>719464030
I can't fucking wait for that new katamari. I'm already redirecting money from my plamo funds for it.
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>>719460847
Nintendo learned from Apple, who was the first tech company to brick their own products
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>>719463978
>i-i-it's just laughing at you!!!
No, I've got a fuckton of (You)s bawling their eyes out at me because I dared to criticize Nintendo's business practices. And don't say that's not what you all are upset about, a number of you have literally been telling me those issues are not a big deal or that they're fine because Sony/Microsoft do them too or that I'm just "finding things to get mad at", because one (1) guy said some shit about Nintendo that didn't go your way and it got under your skins.
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>>719464116
You didn't refute my point. Everyone here would racemix if they could do it.
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Won't someone think of the struggling company setting record profits.
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>>719464116
How has nobody remade this image with the thumbnail from the video where he unironically looks like he works at a rape center in israel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUVKYx5RTrs
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>>719463795
A proper 2d Metroid with high production values would be a start. Where is Star Fox? Advance Wars that isn't throwaway rehash? FZero? Golden Sun? Pokemon that actually fucking tries like Black&White?
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>>719464152
if someone came into my home and stole stuff I'd brick them too
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well
i have modchiped switch1. it is very nice thing to have
waiting for modded/chiped switch 2 at some point. it can wait some time, because there are kinda no games now on switch 2 release, we don't need switch 2 if there are no bayonetta, xenoblade, ff games.
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>>719464161
>Nintendo's business practices
such as uhhhhh selling you software and uhh hardware to operate it on
>criticize
like uhhhhh "I'm poor and want to steal games" uhh
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>>719463795
>Mario Kart
A game whose longterm appeal is crippled due to their unwillingness to admit that open world and its highway courses aren't what most people want out of Mario Kart.
>Mario Party
DLC, not a new game.
>Kirby, DK
Good job, you got two.
>Metroid
Cross platform.
>Zelda
Musou spinoff for a story and setting that was lackluster.
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>>719464404
And I'm supposed to be the disingenuous one ITT. Okay then.
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>>719464250
>2d Metroid
like Dread? I don't think 2d Metroid has been good since Super, do you?
>Star Fox
good question, I would like a new game that takes after Zelda Totk, a little bit of Adventures meets Assault & 64, use ultrahand to make stuff to explore planets, and on rails shooting when traveling to planets
>Advance Wars
there's better tactical strategy games to play, Switch 2 currently has Civilizations 7 and no AW game will measure up to a game in that series
>FZero
that's incredibly niche, and still yet there's Mario Kart World AND Kirby Air Riders, and I will emphasize the latter since it's the very fast one
>Golden Sun
also niche, it looks like the new FF7 series is coming completely to Switch 2, and the console is also getting Personas, and Dragon Quests, Octopath Travelers, ect
>Pokemon like Black & White
I hope there's one that tries more than that rehash? there's Legends Z-A right now, and next year will be something to look forward to as well.
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>>719464492
Point out your criticism then? I'm just assuming since you hadn't posted it. 99% of the time when someone "criticizes" Nintendo, it's literally just you wanted to steal shit and there's some provision in the way of that.
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>>719464250
>Pokemon that actually fucking tries like Black&White
lmfao kanto-but-ugly-with-reused-sprited-+-tweening is the laziest slop they made
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>>719464648
>that's incredibly niche
Nintendo just released two Famicom Detective Club games.
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>>719464713
>stealing is when thinking that $80 is unacceptable for Nintendo games
Holy fuck you children are hopeless.
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I god didn't want me to be racist he would make nonwhites look as good as Nessa.
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>Nintendo first party is meh as fuck and they refuse to do anything with most of their interesting ips
>>719464452
I figured Mario Kart World is the fitting example here, they did something interesting with their IP. You just don't like it, but that's hardly a fair critique of anything. You say you want them to do something risky or interesting, it happens, you just don't like it, so what.

The fact is they did something with 5 of their IP so far, and it's only 3 months into launch. You want to have something to stew on, you concoct reasons to do it.
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>>719461914
Actually its fucking awful ubislop worse than even actual ubishit games
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>>719464731
Never heard of them
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>>719464783
So don't buy it, but you need to suck it up when people don't want to hear you bitching about being fucking poor. You think grown adults go around blabbing about how expensive corvettes are, it's ironic you have the audacity to label anyone a child here.
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>>719464834
>they did something interesting with their IP
Trying to cynically copy BotW's "wow" factor with an open world (complete with the map being an almost perfect rehash of BotW's world layout) is not interesting. Nor is bring made to frequently race on generic wild/city scenery and letting the new mechanics go to waste.
>You just don't like it, but that's hardly a fair critique of anything.
You being a condescending cunt isn't a countercritique of anything.
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>>719464783
if you dont like the prices then go tell snoy and microjeet to actually release stuff to compete with nintendo enough to make them lower their prices
competition is always good for the consumer and the other two big companies doing jack shit aside from deepthroating israel cock is only hurting all of us
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>>719463858
>>showcases for already announced games and already-existing/multiplat third party games
yes, that's largely what those first 2 directs for switch were about
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>>719464967
>just don't buy it, but shut up and stop ruining my echo chamber!!!
No thanks. I'd like to give people the chance to realize that the collective lack of standards and worsening impulse control are enabling increasingly worse behavior by big companies.
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>>719460847
What happened to the guy who unraveled the Honeey scam? Did he really get disappeared?
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The way Switch 2 sales have plummeted in August after the initial wave of fanboy sales have dried up, they will regret that decision. The ONLY reason I bought a Switch 1 was to pirate games and I know there are a lot of people like me.
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>>719465028
>complete with the map being an almost perfect rehash of BotW's world layout
they only share about 25% of the map at best
why do NDS niggers love to lie and degrade their own arguments so much?
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>>719460847
why does anyone even watch this unbelievable loser? He's fucking retarded.
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>>719465028
>Trying to cynically copy BotW's "wow" factor
The only cynical thing here is your hyper critical analysis of a game you just don't enjoy. Everything is a copy of a copy in video games, but hyper fixating on it is silly. Also kudos on pot calling the kettle black.
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>>719464161
>I've got a fuckton of (You)s bawling their eyes out at me
Yeah sure. You know if you thought they were mad at you you wouldn't be so desperate to convince everyone that they are.
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>>719465172
>NDS niggers
don't blame DSchads for cubenoy lies
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>>719465172
Just swap the snowy region and lava region and they're the same.
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>>719465163
Why are you lying?
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>>719465218
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome anon
not DS
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are we really gonna act upset they don't let you immediately bootload from usb? lmao stop smoking crack.
>>719465184
also this. he didn't even understand that samsung was big in semiconductor fabrication and contributed to TSMC's dominance with their specialists migrating over. he dismissed them as being insignificant. he's a dumbass.
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>Add second USB port to the top of the console
>can't run a cable from there to my PC to transfer screenshots while docked, the data transfer is exclusively on the bottom port
so what's the point
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>>719465118
One thing you will need to understand, I own a Switch 2 and I enjoy playing it. There's nothing being derived from an echo chamber on my side. However, all you have in your disenchantment is being part of an echo chamber. All you're doing is finding people who are equally as disenfranchised to shout into the void around other people who are simply enjoying the thing you're not. Once you understand, that's where you find maturity.
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>>719465203
I'm sorry I didn't sugarcoat my criticism with sickly sweet nothings like "but if you like it more power to you" or "but that's just my opinion, feel free to disagree".
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>>719463651
Being a "fan" just means being a branded cattle, goyim.
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>mistyped his own falseflag
he's already crying
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>>719461069
thats crazy why did they change away from the year 1 switch?
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>>719460847
Fuck that cuck faggot. All he does is steal and advocate for stealing
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>>719465360
Puffing up a "no u" with flowery language doesn't make your argument less of a "no u".
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People really get worked up over Nintendo being "stolen" from, huh
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>>719465118
I'm not affected by most of the things you've said because I'm not an american and I have a job that pays well enough to let me afford multiple games in a single month (not much a point to do that however due of my spare time and current backlog).
Yeah sure it's unfortunate that everything in your country now cost more thanks to the retardation of your president & government, but constantly bringing up this talking point just to blame on a specific game company is not going to make me sympathetic to your personal cause.
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>>719465734
$80 games and $450 hardware were baked in before tariffs, dumbass. But nice lefty/v/ol temper tantrum.
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>>719465925
Switch 2 games cost around 60€ ~ 70€ where I live, but even then I consider that price range to be pretty negligible since I do work. Video games remain pretty cheap compared to one hangout night with friends at a restaurant/bowling/etc.
I wouldn't even mind paying 80€ for a Switch 2 port of EDF5 & 6, or the next mainline title because it's a franchise I do love.
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>>719466117
>trying to flaunt needless extra spending as a status symbol
You are what we refer to as "nigger rich". Stop leeching off of people's taxpayer Eurobucks.
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>>719465563
>I projected before you called me on it that means I won
Too bad your reward is so shallow and self deceiving.
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>>719466543
Christ stop writing like an edgy teenage fanfic writer
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>>719466256
What exactly do you think he's flaunting?
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>>719466628
Stop neglecting reality
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>>719466678
Affirming that he's totally super duper rich after someone said negative things about a company he likes charging higher prices for their products. Because people view their support of a given ecosystem as an indicator of social status like insecure assholes. Excluding the very rare Neo Geo owners, It used to only be Playstationfags who did this bullshit with the PS3 and PS5. Now Nintendofags are copying their oh-so hated rival fans' boorish third-world slumdog attitudes.
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>>719466919
You sound like a mentally ill third worlder
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>>719466919
>he said he could afford what he enjoys after I said the problem with what he enjoys is it's expensive
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>>719467108
He specifically said he'd spend whatever it takes to get Switch 2 ports of games he's played before and views that as an indicator of being rich. He also used my criticism of Nintendo's price hikes to assume I must be poor just because I won't unconditionally pay any amount of money for any opportunity to see Mario on my screen.
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>>719466256
>>719466919
lad, I had the average salary for years and it only increased in the range of 2000 €. Neither is what I would call "nigger (or super duper) rich".
Videogames are inexpensive in terms of entertainment since they last pretty long unlike going out in a restaurant once.
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>>719467229
See >>719467064
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Yes sweetie I saw your epic roast the first time
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>>719467342
Then stop behaving like a nigger
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>>719467396
>nigger is when not worshipping nintendo
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>>719467441
See >>719467064
Literal nigger behavior
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SAAAAAAAAAAR!!
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>Nintendofags went from "please screencap me on reddit" pretentious manifestos professing how Nintendo raising prices is a good thing, to just repeatedly shouting that I'm poor and a nigger and a third worlder for criticizing them
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>>719467229
>views that as an indicator of being rich
you made this up
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>>719467583
>>719467565
See >>719467475
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this might be the worst mass tendie meltdown I've ever seen in years that didn't involve the words "Eric" or "you lost and got raped" kek
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>im not melting down you're melting down
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>>719467583
well you were acting rather jealous after I claimed I could afford supporting a hobby because I simply worked. A difference of 10€ over a videogame isn't going to destroy my bank account, I'm going to be more stingy about the prices of food or gasoline because those things are pretty much temporary in terms of consumption even if essential to the daily life. Meanwhile I get to have dozens (if not hundreds) of hours from a videogame and keep it for a long while.
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>>719467773
See
>>719467583
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>>719465184
Look videos of his meetups in 2017 versus 2024. His audience went from motley 20 somethings to mostly literal children as his channel devolved into pure bottom barrel techslop. The people keeping his channel huge are 15 and under
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>>719467796
No, you went into a retarded rant about global politics and said I must be poor if I don't like what Nintendo is offering for the prices they want.
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>>719465134
That was MegaLag. He's fine, the Honey thing evolved from an expose into class action on behalf of youtubers (Due to affiliate redirection, they are legally the primary victim of the scam) and as more Youtubers joined they got much bigger names than him, so he sort of stepped back so the bigger names (and their bigger lawyers) could lead it.
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>>719467229
That's not even remotely close to what he said. He just said anyone with a job can afford games in that price range because it's not really expensive compared to going out with friends which could cost just as much if not more depending on the activity
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>>719461571
>Literal child flocks to the Nintendo logo
Your point?
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>>719460847
kek nintendo is finished
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>>719468175
Did you expect him to pick the console for kids or something? Even kids find the PS5 juvenile.
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why don't you guys just buy a PC if you want full control over your devices?
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>>719468264
Oh god, now you've done it. Now the tendies are going to scream about the Steam Deck.
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>lost the argument so hard he starts desperately baiting and falseflagging in order to distract
you're so predictable
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>>719467583
Nintendo is literally the only company that hasn't raised the price of their latest console.
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>>719468343
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/%22lost%20and%20got%20raped%22/
>"Returning only first 3000 of 8899 results found"
>over a 10th of those 3000 returned results (375, the first 15 pages) have come from just the past fucking week
>and this is just searching for this exact wording, he's used other variants too
I mean...how do you not fucking off yourself when your life becomes this dedicated to waging a vendetta against a boogeyman on a macaroni art forum?
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>>719468116
Exactly, but try explaining that to someone who thinks budgeting for entertainment is some kind of status war. If you're mad a $60 game exists, maybe reevaluate your life before swinging at people who actually enjoy their hobbies without having a meltdown. What’s next? Gonna cry about the price of bowling too?
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>>719468885
>$60
Oh, so you're illiterate. Got it.
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>>719468010
>No, you went into a retarded rant about global politics and said I must be poor if I don't like what Nintendo is offering for the prices they want.
You were the one mentioning dollar prices so it was fair to assume you were north american at the very least.
And I said that anyone with a job can easily afford videogames (whatever someone considers a game is worth to be purchased at full-price is entirely up to that person) but you're acting like it's a privilege of the "rich", so yeah I might start thinking you're either underage, a neet or someone from some third-world backwater.
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>>719461096
And vaxed and pro immigration
Total faggot Canadian
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>>719467229
NTA but I rebuy games I really like on different platforms
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>>719469004
Well, as someone who actually works, I value my time as well as my money. I want my games to be a fun use of my free time. You would understand that if you actually worked for your own money, leech.
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Android doing the same shit next year it's fucked except with apps side loading
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>>719461010
And now they will sell less hardware as well since pirates like me wont even buy a switch 2
Get fucked shittendo
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>>719469181
All because they're seething like a motherfuck over Vanced and Ublock.
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>>719461010
Are we living in the same timeline? Nintendo's hardware sales are better than ever
Piracy means nothing to them economically, they're just vindictive in addition to being controlling
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>>719468919
>select titles costing 30% more is destabilizing his livelihood
I was Chinese once
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>>719469158
That's why I mentioned earlier, as an example, I wouldn't mind spending 80€ on an Earth Defense Force game because that's how much I value the fun of this franchise and want to support it.
I may be more on the fence towards certain specific games but certainly not due of an issue of affordability.
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>>719462112
Skyrimâ„¢ is still the best open world game to date by virtue of actually being an interesting place to explore.
Shit on Todd all you want for making the gameplay shallow, the exploration had yet to be beaten, and exploration is the only good thing about an open world.
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>>719469187
>the piratranny actually thinks Nintendo cars about its opinion
Kek
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>>719469187
You weren't going to buy one to begin with.
Get fucked snoygger
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>>719469321
>he thinks it's going to stay relegated to "select games"
Hey how did "Nintendo's only going to do $70 for TotK" turn out, again? I forget.
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>>719469338
lol Skyrim? I played through that the week it came out and never touched it again. I'm genuinely shocked it still sees a fair share of players, but last I checked they are using mods to radically transform it into something the game isn't by default.
Also there's a reason you didn't mention Starfield instead lmao
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>>719469436
Rape is a service issue, kek
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>>719469459
Starfield is way better than skyrim but people dont like the space theme so skyrim is the easier recommend.
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>>719469187
>now I'm not going to buy your hardware you sell at a loss because I can't pirate your software!
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>719463476
Powerful? Why's it running dragonball sparking zero at 30 fps 800p then? And the port of Elden Ring which runs so bad they didn't want anyone to record it? Not to mention the screen which has worse response time than the fucking Switch 1.
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>>719469457
Select titles, like I said
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>>719468583
reminder this is just the caco insulting himself to pretend the "tendies" are deranged
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>>719469538
I don't know about that one, it seems awfully shallow for a space game. Ever heard of X4, Elite Dangerous, or No Man's Sky?
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>>719460847
why is Linus such a seething soiboy?

>>719462572
so you rather re-buy the Switch 1 games on S2 again, because this is was the case with WiiU to S1, retard.
The WiiU being a failure helped the Switch, now it's literally the opposite
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>>719469547
>at a loss
lol no, there's a reason the MKW is cheaper than the individual items (hint: it's not coming out of MKW) and why Japan gets a version that's almost $100 cheaper.
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>>719469459
I didn't mention Saarfield because it's fucking dogshit. Open world games suck ass unless the exploration is good, and exploration is the one thing Skyrim had going for it.
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>>719469547
>implying nintendo sells their 100$ tier cell phone hardware at a loss
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>>719469552
>if it's powerful why does it run game at 30fps
What's it supposed to run it at? last I checked it's a massive performance boost over the first console.
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But they didn't? One of the methods of getting screenshots and video off the thing is to connect it with the USB.
Considering that is a screenshot of Linus the faggot probably used a power only USB-C.
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>>719469671
1080p 60 fps should be the bare fucking minimum these days
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>>719469637
I know Starfield isn't good, and neither is Skyrim lol. If you have to return to a game from 2011 and mod the crap out of it, 'sssss not good.
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>>719469615
>"hey maybe charging new-game prices for nearly decade-old games is obnoxious"
>so you rather re-buy the Switch 1 games on S2 again
you suck at this dude
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>>719469671
>can't run elden ring at 30fps
>can't run cyberpunk at 30fps
>can't run upcoming indies like romeo is a dead man
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>>719469720
How come? it's plain as day a lot of games aren't running that outside of select titles on Microsoft and Sony's expensive consoles.
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>>719469727
>if you have to mod an old game then it's not good
Nintendo did the same to BotW and you people worshipped it as god's gift to gaming
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>>719469058
cant believe hes not gay
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>>719469774
*can run Cyberpunk at 40fps
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>>719469648
>>719469720
>>719469753
>>719469774
>>719469805
You lost and got raped;;; Eric
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>>719469609
ironically those games are far more shallow compared to starfield in every single metric and gameplay system.
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>>719460847
because 'fans' (more like cultists) will consoom anyway
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>>719460847
TOTAL NINTENDO DEATH
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>>719469720
PS5 pro runs games at 720p for 60 fps
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>>719469805
an upscale to the game when using backwards compatibility isn't the same as modifying a lot of game mechanics like I've seen done to Skyrim
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>>719469774
>can't run elden ring at 30fps
It does but with some slowdowns like you'd see on Steam Deck or PS4. Not even the PS5 could maintain 60fps with its own SKU at launch, you had to buy the PS4 version for that to happen.
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>>719469915
Talking about TotK, dunce.
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>why do all these people hate Nintendo?
>is it their actions?
>no! it's a conspiracy! they're all biased!
Tendies are kinda like zionists huh?
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>>719469851
lol sure dude
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>>719460847
Nintendo's Sneed
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>>719469941
idgi dude, you put the game in and it renders at a higher framerate & resolution. it's not the same as modding Skyrim's mechanics, you retard.
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>>719470036
You lost faggot
Eric is a tendie too
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>>719469552
>Why's it running dragonball sparking zero at 30 fps 800p then?
bruhdder, i will remind you that game didn't even get a ps4 port from how hard it is to run
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>>719470018
holy god almighty your illiteracy is terrifying
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>>719469727
I didn't say Skyrim as a whole is good, just the exploration part of it. But that part still shits on every other open world game. Open worlds are a slog and the only thing that can keep them fun is making them interesting places to explore. Everywhere you go in Skyrim you can find something neat. What do you find on TotK? Do you constantly stumble into lore that lets you learn more about the people who used to inhabit the place, or do you just find another fucking look seed?
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>>719469575
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>>719470107
Why is 2025 brand new hardware competing with 2013 ps4?
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>>719469338
lol
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>>719470143
follow the comment chain, god damn
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>>719462715
Nintendo Derangement Sisters, why are we ignoring this post?
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>>719468583
There is a truly staggering, unreasonable amount of mental illness on 4chan these days, and most people simply don't believe it's real. I've seen the fucking Stellar Blade schizo on Facebook of all places, he replies to completely random pages with his bullshit. They're extremely real and they're incredibly dedicated to shitting the whole internet up and there is NOTHING done to stop them. Just one autist can destroy entire topic discourses.
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>>719470156
Skyrim got mogged
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>>719470203
You thought I was talking about the S2 Edition of BotW when I was talking about TotK (an asset flip that started as a DLC, or mod, of BotW).
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>>719470264
I don't like the implication that Nintendo didn't do wrong AGAIN
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>>719470271
That looks good to you for a game that came out in the last decade?
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>>719470292
we are talking about Totk and Skyrim you retard
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>>719470267
Shit, I merely mentioned the name 'ric once in passing, and it immediately activated that faggot (and likely at least one other anon) like goddamn sleeper agents.
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>>719470349
yeah the 8 year old game looks better than the 14 year old game, wild I know
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>>719460847
>linus racemixing tips
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>>719470175
It's competing with the PiS5 given it's the only other console from the competition that can run it.
Do snoys have reading comprehension this bad?
>>719470370
The caco literally made the thread anon.
Guess his glowie connections gave him the heads up about even more bad news for westoids/snoy.
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>Guess his glowie connections gave him the heads up about even more bad news for westoids/snoy
Sweet mother of Jesus this is really where Nintendofags are at now, how did one pasty dipshit from a decade ago mentally wreck an entire fanbase this badly?
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>>719470696
don't cry too hard, you might hurt yourself
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>>719464116
>>719464175
no, if he gotten successful before his marriage then he would probably end up with a canadian (real, not lib meme) wife
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>>719470798
>the CIA is out to get Nintendo and Eric works for them and also Sony and he's here trying to psyop us
This is legitimately what you're proposing now.
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>>719469753
>"hey maybe charging new-game prices for nearly decade-old games is obnoxious"
they also did this on the S1
you are not very good at this, aintcha?
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>>719470696
bruh just a week ago we had the monkey throw a tantrum out of nowhere around late monday only for news to drop on the famitsu threads over key people leaving bungie and snoy selling evo to pajeets
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>>719470907
again, don't hurt yourself too much
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Listen, tendie, I hate to break it to you, but what people call being a fan is just a chemical reaction that compels consumers to spend. It hits hard, tendie, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in dwindling nostalgia. I did it with Zelda. You're gonna do it. Break the cycle, tendie. Rise above. Focus on PC.
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>>719470609
>can't run games from 2021 onwards
it's gonna be a bing bing wahoo and nothing else machine
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>>719470993
You lost and got raped;;; Eric
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>>719470950
Nintendo formalized the decision right after the Switch 2's reveal with their retarded justification for it.
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>>719460847
kek is he still seething over the fact that his son choosing Nintendo Switch 2 over every handheld PC on earth?
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>>719462572
Switch 2 is cheaper than both offerings from Xbox and Microsoft despite being the new gen.
You faggots won't say a peep when the ps6 costs $800 for the digital-only model, you're hypocrites.
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>>719470976
>Last week I added a somewhat obscure Duran Duran track to my playlist
>yesterday I heard it play in the grocery store
>that must mean Safeway has a connection with YouTube and are trying to gangstalk me!!!
No, dipshit. You just spend so much time thinking about Eric and projecting him/Sony onto everyone you talk to/about that you think there's a conspiracy when a Sony related article is published.
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Why do people seethe about the switch and switch 2 so much? What did it do besides have worthwhile exclusives?
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>>719471323
Enabled Nintendo to become extremely arrogant and bland.
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>>719471323
>worthwhile exclusives
lol, lmao
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>>719471323
it burned our crops and poisoned our water supply
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>>719471323
The switch 2 being a fucking piece of outdated trash combined with its popularity in japan means games are gonna be fucking shit to accommodate its worthless hardware.
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>>719471629
>being a graphicsfag
You are why modern games are so shit
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>>719471629
devs should pay more attention to optimization then! We could've avoided DD2 and MHWilds if they were forced to develop for switch 2.
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>>719471629
it's gonna be so awful if the new console gets games to play on it, save me niggerman
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>>719461010
Maybe they should price their software appropriately then.
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>>719471323
It made them out to be the biggest fools on the planet since sonyfags were all
>HAHAHAHA NINTENDO WILL NEVER MAKE A NEW CONSOLE!
>SO WHAT IF THEY MADE A NEW CONSOLE IT'LL NEVER SELL!
>SO WHAT IF IT'S SELLING IT'LL NEVER BEAT THE PS2'S 155M!
>SO WHAT IF IT'S SELLING IT'LL NEVER BEAR THE PS2'S 160M!
>SO WHAT IF IT'S SELLING THE PS5 WILL SAVE US!
Meanwhile everyone else just enjoyed that they were putting out better games than they were with the Wii U and 3ds.
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>>719461010
What does piracy have to do with their USB implementation?
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>>719461046
How did he upset you?

>if you have to ask then you're one of his bootlickers
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>>719470993
Christ almighty, has it really gotten to the point where you people are fucking quoting Rick and Morty?
What's even worse is that it's for an anti-Nintendo post when this is an actual fucking scene from the show.
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>>719461010
based, I'll make sure to pirate their shit even more.
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>>719472068
i blame this scene specifically for the utter state of video game collecting and scalping we have now
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>>719472176
That scene was made because of the scalping anon.
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>>719472165
SO IS LINUS A FAGGOT OR NOT? ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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>>719472068
I love the fact that every time Nintendo is mentioned in that show that it's literally just free advertising while Sony had to shell out for a shitty death strandimg ad.
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>>719472290
not him but I always assumed he was gay
he talks like a faggot
I'm pretty sure he must be bi
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>>719472241
people i knew got into flipping and hoarding games because of that scene
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>>719472068
see>>719470993
>I did it with Zelda.
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>>719464250
>Golden Sun
Camelot doesn’t want to do another one and they are in Mario Sports jail by choice. Like what are they supposed to do force Monolith to make it instead of doing games they actually want to do.
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>>719460847
>Linus Jew Tips
Here's a tech tip : Shut the fuck up.
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>>719463721
>30w charge
But the Switch 2 is only 15w.
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>>719462732
>very well worth the money over a pis5 or even a PC
>or even a PC
KEEEEEEEEEKKKK DO NINTENTRANNIES REALLY???
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>>719474367
Only real gamers enjoyed the best game to have ever been made at 20 fps at 480p.
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>>719474440
this but unironically
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>>719461010
The pool of people who pirate are people who would otherwise not purchase things. Piracy has only ever shown that, if anything, it encourages a small selection of non buyers to cave in - as an advertisement.
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>>719471980
It doesn't. That anon is just a retarded faggot because this issue has nothing to do with piracy.
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>>719470264
>Nintendo Derangement Sisters, why are we ignoring this post?
SHUT UP! I NEED THIS!
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>>719461010
i only buy nintendo hardware if i can fuck with it though.
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>>719460847
For some reason Nintendo is just as anti consumer as EA or any other shit company but they don't get flack for it so they just keep getting worse.
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>>719474646
Reminder, that study was suppressed because there's no way to gauge what they were studying.
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>>719475567
Everyone knows computers and phones always use the same amount of power at all times. This is why they can use usb-c, while the master craft that is the Switch 2, needs something a little better.
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>>719475662
doug bowser was literally an EA executive
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>>719475662
You want to know why they don't get flack for it?
Because they're literally the most tame.
They haven increased sub prices
They didn't try to pivot to cinematic games or f2p
Their games aren't filled with mtx
Their customer service and repair policies are actually pretty good
Their consoles and accessories aren't built to be anti-self repair like say a PlayStation and dualsense.
They don't take 500 years to release a game.

You get the picture. That's why the only "anti-consumer" actions anyone can ever name are things that don't relate to consumers like piracy or fangames. The latter being allowed but the problem is that idiots like to make money from their products.
The kicker is that this is all an improvement over what they were like during the Wii U era.
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>>719477205
>Their consoles and accessories aren't built to be anti-self repair
Yeah. That $120 plastic dock with a proprietary usb connecter is the most consumer friendly thing yet.
Controllers even come with prebuild drift to let you know it is supposed to work that way.
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>>719477657
how is protecting people from shitty third-party docks a bad thing again?
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>>719477710
Maybe they should protect people from the ai generated porn slop that is 95% of their online store.
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>>719477860
bring those goalposts back anon.
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>>719475571
That's not surprising, especially in historically piracy-oriented counties.
Maybe they decided to combat piracy with making games for kids, so pirates wouldn't even want to play nintendo games in the first place.
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>>719463247
>price hike affects every country on earth except Japan
>durr hurr Americans, muh tariffs amirite?
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>>719461010
thats because their hardware is shit
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>>719477959
>They should protect people
>No not from that
>It's a coincidence that the cheap plastic holder is way more expensive than last time after making it impossible for 3rd parties to make them
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>>719460847
>game carts contain nothing but a download code (fallout 76 cardboard disc)
>singlehandedly raise the price of games by another 10 dollars
>so much DRM and reliance on server side shit that a ban might as well brick your console
>every game they make is ugly and uninspired (I'm not even talking about fidelity, there's just no fucking artstyle to these games at all)
>they didn't fix the joycon dpad
>didn't fix stick drift
>make you pay more for games you've already played
>500 dollars for a glorified pacifier
Remember when Sony/microsoft did this shit and everyone hated it? Remember the xbone reveal? I guess it's okay when Nintendo does it.
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>>719477710
>give me money
>trust me, it's for your own protection *wink* would sure be a shame if someone were to brick that shiny new toy we just sold you
I guess Nintendo is still the same company that made illegal playing cards for the yakuza and paid guys to scare kids in arcades
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>>719460847
>>719461010
>violating USB standards while stealing their port design
go fuck yourself nintendard
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>>719460847
>Why did they lock down the USB port for the switch 2
Because no one has forbid corporations from doing that, why else would it be?
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>>719477205
>Their consoles and accessories aren't built to be anti-self repair like say a PlayStation and dualsense.
Have you not seen how the new pro controller is put together? You need to damn near take the entire thing apart just to reach the battery.
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>>719461096
>>719469058
chuddy seethe award
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>>719472057
Well you ARE.
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Isn't Linus Goy Tips literally sponsored by Sony, no wonder this guy is on the Switch 2 grift videos train
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>>719479549
Anon, that's pretty much every single controller on the face of the planet.
With Nintendo however you're not going to damage it when doing so.

I knew you people were ignorant but I didn't expect you to be that ignorant.
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>>719477657
>with a proprietary usb connecter
>USB-C
>proprietary
I wish people knew what words mean.
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>>719461010
Consoles being hackable literally makes them more appealing to a niche subsection of potential buyers
and considering most console gamers just play freemium slop nowadays hardware sales matter more than anything else
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>>719479197
>illegal playing cards for the yakuza and paid guys to scare kids in arcades
I wonder how long it's going to be until this evolves into Nintendo being the Yakuza. I mean we have "illegal" playing cards and scaring their customers now.
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>>719480758
yamauchi bdefinitely has oyabun aura.
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>>719477657
>proprietary usb
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>>719480605
>Anon, that's pretty much every single controller on the face of the planet.
It wasn't like that for the Switch 1. You could get to the battery by taking out like 8 screws, and they were all Phillips head. Nintendo used to be really good at letting people access the battery on the controller. Microsoft lets you access it too, for obvious reasons. It's just Sony and 2025 Nintendo that don't let you fix a broken controller.
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>>719460847
I'm watching the video now. How is this any different to controllers only working on their specific consoles?
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>>719460847
>Why is Nintendo so greedy?
Because they hired a EA executive as the CEO.

> Why did they lock down the USB port for the switch 2?
So you have to buy offical Nintendo products at mark up prices instead of third party.
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>>719460847
I suspect it has something to do with the docks featureset, Nintendo wants docks to meet their standard and not generic ones so they decided to lock out generic ones, note third parties are still able to create Switch 2 replacement docks, but obviously this would require access to Nintendo's feature set.
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>>719483054
The dock doesn't do anything but act like a USB hub and provide HDMI out.
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>>719481121
>Microsoft lets you access it
Anon, that's because they still design their controllers to take AA batteries.
Have you ever actually opened up an Xbox X controller? You have to pry off the covers on the handles which tend to snap back on as you go down and you can damage them doing so, get a torx screwdriver in it which isn't a common screwdriver for anything so if it's your first time you'll probably have to put fixing it off to buy one and there's also a hidden screw under the label where the battery is.
From there you have to take off the front and back plate but after that you have to pry off the top plate which, again, can damage it same with the bumpers and if you break the tiny clip then those are completely fucked. For some ungodly reason the motors are wired through the front of the inner frame despite being soldered into the back, something no controller has ever done.
Then you have to unscrew another screw to release the top board and then six more for the bottom.
It's an absolute nightmare of a controller to take apart and repair.
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>>719483876
I've only used an xbone controller, and that one was easy enough to pull apart.
That's still no excuse for Nintendo downgrading their controller.
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>>719483943
NTA but it doesn't really matter if it's worse than the switch pro because it's still incredibly easy to take apart compared to their competitors and most third party controllers.
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>>719462572
>only argument is cost
>in the current economy
no i agree they should've just given switch 2s away for free
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>>719479636
i cant believe you'd admit defeat that quickly, pretty pathetic anon.
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>>719461010
You got it wrong
>Famicom, GBA, NDS, Wii, Switch are super easy to pirate
>Sell a shitton
>N64, Cube, Switch 2 are hard to pirate
>...
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>>719463707
technically four because the Pokemon Presents was a thing, even if Z-A is also a Switch 1 game.
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>unironically watching dickem suckem
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>>719461010
Piracy is a service problem. Nintendo has nobody to blame but themselves, but all they do is take it out on their users.
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>>719484349
>it's still incredibly easy to take apart compared to their competitors
It's really not. Have you even looked at it? The front faceplate is glued on.
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>>719461125
ESL detected
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>>719461838
It's a lazy, flagrant asset flip and easily their least respectable zelda game, and that's saying a lot. Aonuma deserved to get btfo'd at the game awards. That hack ruined the series.
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>>719461548
Like a goldfish, he doesn't remember anything that isn't happening right now that could make a good video where he reads Wikipedia or states the obvious.
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>>719469338
They'll shit on you for saying that when nintendo literally admitted botw was inspired by skyrim and mimecraft. Likely because ss got mogged by them so they just sold out to the open world meme, but making an actually good open world is hard so they ubislopped it up.
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>>719469407
The only ones getting fucked are tendies by Nintendo. Nobody, not even the most ardent sony pony, hates tendies more than Nintendo does.
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>>719480605
>With Nintendo however you're not going to damage it when doing so.
Good joke. The triwing security screws on the Switch 1 controllers were so fucking soft that it was almost impossible not to strip them during removal.
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>>719469338
facts
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>>719469805
gottem
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>>719485368
One of the pro controllers I bought had a screw in the grip stripped out of the box. I had to use a drill to get it out.
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>>719461010
>MUH PIRASYYYYYYY
I haven't bought a switch or played a single switch game, and I never will precisely because nintendo has become anticonsumer as fuck
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>>719484825
Piracy was never a service problem, that's just some shit Gaben said without thinking because no matter how good the service is people who don't want to pay don't want to pay.
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>>719485703
You don't even know what anti-consumer means.
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>>719485368
Sounds like a problem exclusive to ham fisted retards who don't knit which way to turn a screw.
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>>719461010
Think of the heckin' trillion dollar company! The CEO NEEDS his 8th yacht and the company NEEDS to make 58 billion dollars in profit!
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>>719485368
That's the first time I'm hearing this and you know the anti-Nintendo discord would have spammed it around here non-stop if it were an actual issue.
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1. Anything that gets linus brainlet cuck and his tardbase butthurt is fine in my book.
2. Nintendo is not risking on any unofficial third party hardware that can damage the system unless it's tested by them. Anyone mad about that are admitting they're retarded niggers.
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>>719486681
I have taken apart about a million devices in my life, the Switch joy-cons were one of a very small number where the screws were unusable after removal.

>>719486807
How many people do you think take apart their controllers in the first place? I only did it because I wanted a real D-pad.
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How does Nintendo derangement syndrome happen? I've never seen it thus bad. They're quite literally making youtube grifters rich right now.
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>>719487452
Calling out bad practices isn't derangement.
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NintendoJew becomes gayer the more power they have at times
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>>719487530
what bad practice exactly?
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>>719474646
Kek they didn't "suppress" that study, they threw it out because the study design was garbage. It was a simple yes/no survey on if people would have bought the system or games anyway. It didn't establish any statistical link to consumer behavior.
Having your shit available for free online harms sales. You don't need a study to show this in the same way you don't need a study to tell you it's a good idea for wear a parachute when jumping out of a plane.
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>>719487667
Removing serviceability.
Using open standards to create proprietary hardware.
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>sometimes watch a ltt video when I'm bored and just want to zone out
>extremely ugly and noticeable cut from nerd A to nerd B for an unfunny pre-planned joke
I know it was always slop but it feels a lot sloppier now.
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>>719460847
>switch 1 had third party docks fry its usb port
>they got paranoid and don't want it to happen again
>cuck tech tips think this is InDuSTrY cHanGiNg
Lol, lmao even
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>>719474646
scientific studies are good now?
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>>719460847
Why should the USB Consortium charge money to comply with their standards?
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Upload Scrapyard Wars X - Ep 3 already you manlet shit.
I wanna see Luke btfo you
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>>719487879
Based.
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>>719486550
Yeah, I'm sure it had nothing to do with him becoming a gazillionaire and steam dominating pc.
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>>719480726
Right, I guess piracy had nothing to do with the Dreamcast's demise. Ok. Sure.
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>>719488460
Nobody was buying Dreamcast consoles. The PS1, PS2, Xbox, and Wii were all extremely easy to pirate on and that did not affect their bottom line.
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>>719486994
>How many people do you think take apart their controllers in the first place?
You don't seem to understand how the anti-Nintendo discord works, they took one instance of a guy melting his own switch and spammed it until the end of the year as a melting issue that the switch did itself.
If stripping screws were an issue then everyone would know about it.
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>>719487738
So, basically you've lied to yourself.
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>>719488979
About what?
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>>719489049
See >>719487738
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>>719461010
Maybe they could ..lower their prices on the old model ? Oh they increased it? Lmao!
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>>719470696
I would have agreed with you but the fact that people in those threads nooticed hard enough that the mods kept deketing their posts lends legitimacy to the macaco being a glow nigger.
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>>719486617
>carts without the game on them
>subscriptions for old games
>no ability to back up your library locally
>region-locking the jap store
>bans lock you out of your library, dlc, updates, patches, cloud saves, etc.
that is anti-consumer as all fuck
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>>719470271
Looked even better when I play it on my PC or Steamdeck.
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>>719490175
>carts without the game on them
This one is hilarious since its literally everyone else but nintendo that does this sans some few indies and very few third parties.
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>>719490175
Nintendo fans are total masochists.
Break free little tendie...
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>>719490573
Nintendo takes a HUGE cut if the storage is above a certain threshold.
Nintendo is to blame.
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>>719484675
you lost
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>>719489182
You're too brainwashed to be objective.
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>>719490573
So what you're saying is that it's okay when Nintendo does it?
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>>719469575
You're equally as deranged as he is you stupid faggot. You're in the same topics as that dude calling everyone who breathes the wrong way macaco. I hope one day you get the clairvoyance to see this and kill yourself in shame.
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>>719460847
not really "universal" anymore, is it
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>>719477205
>They haven increased sub prices
Instead they increased accessory prices two months after release. And increased game prices by $20 in one gen. A first in greed.
>They didn't try to pivot to cinematic games or f2p
Lmao Pokemon champion says hello
>Their games aren't filled with mtx
Just ignore smash bros and amiibo goy
>Their customer service and repair policies are actually pretty good
Only in the US because they got sued lmao. Did they ever fix that drift for the pro 2 btw? What about locking you out of the HDMI out with their dock
>They don't take 500 years to release a game.
Tears of the $70 dlc?
Metroid Prime 4?
DK taking 8 years?
Mario Kart taking 8 years?

Tendie cultists need to be killed. In order for the rest of our lives to improve, or at the very least deteriorate at a slower speed I honestly think you need to die.
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>>719491989
>Lmao Pokemon champion says hello
Nintendo has been publishing gachas for years.
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>>719492073
I know. But to the average tendie who believes that bore of the wild is 'open air' and not open world, they also believe that Nintendo's mobile games are 'free to start' and not free to play.
To someone who is not a Nintencultist, these words are interchangeable. But to the tendie you need to understand that Nintendo's marketing is like gospel.
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>>719490684
>Nintendo takes a HUGE cut if the storage is above a certain threshold.
No? Who told you that?
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>>719462715
>anon doesn't know what USB-PD is: the post: the movie
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>>719490175
>>carts without the game on them
Which third parties demanded of Nintendo or they would drop support. In other words, that's not Nintendo being anti-consumer but third party developers. That's why Nintendo doesn't use them.
>>subscriptions for old games
At a considerably cheaper price than they were before. Fun fact, if you've been paying for NSO from the start you still haven't reached the same price as the entire library of SNES games on the Wii U.
>>no ability to back up your library locally
Except you can just copy from your SD card. I've done it and that's also how you transfer from one card to another.
>>region-locking the jap store
It isn't. I don't know where you got that from.
>>bans lock you out of your library, dlc, updates, patches, cloud saves, etc.
Are you confusing Nintendo for Sony and MS? Because you still have access to them due to the lack of DRM in their games. Cloud saves are the only thing that are really lost for obvious reasons.
Even if it did the switch actually has a feature where you can share updates locally so you're not losing any dlc, updates and patches.
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>>719492974
90% of the NSO library is shovelware that I'm never going to touch.
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>>719486550
Is that why Steam is so successful despite its DRM being easy to bypass for over a decade?
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>>719460847
>this will change EVERYTHING
nothing ever happens
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>>719490573
It is literally Nintendo's fault.
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>>719462895
What is your point? Nobody liked what sony did with the vita and they don't like the shit nintendo does either.
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>>719461214
I remember Kotaku went 200% retard and wrote an article detailing where and how to pirate Metroid Dread and play it on an emulator only a few days before it went on sale. Clearly they are a primary contributor as to why Nintendo no longer allows the press advanced coverage of their products.
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>>719491368
>thinking an autist could ever have a shred of self-awareness
Ha, that'd be nice. The reason so many Nintendo diehards are so obnoxious is because they are literally just autistic as all hell Disney adults. They have no fucking clue just how deranged they sound.
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>>719464209
KEK
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>>719460847
this guy is one to talk. he illegally sold a prototype piece of tech and bankrupted a startup.
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>Because they're literally the most tame.
no way tendies believe this shit
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>>719474646
To an extent, yes
Dreamcast and PSP however did not get helped by their rampart piracy
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>>719477205
>They haven increased sub prices
I hate you people so much it's unreal. If you can't see the problem with what you said right off the bat with that very first line, you are beyond hopeless.
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>>719478058
>wanting to fuck with hardware is somehow synonymous with piracy
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>>719493838
get a job
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>>719493936
They do. They're that devoted to their multi-billion dollar company.
Look at three posts above this one. Their cope right now is to mention a game no one has ever heard about to defend Nintendo. The first time I've seen this game talked about was in these Nintendo topics.
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>>719463846
How does it feel to be a disingenuous faggot?
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>>719462339
>Of course it's a asset flip. Most games are asset flips. If we're being blunt. But let's view each game as an experience and I agree that totk is probably the most rich zelda experience ever.
>most rich zelda experience ever.
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>>719491989
>Instead they increased accessory prices two months after release.
Solely in America due to the tariffs. Seeing as you didn't know they went into effect this month, meaning it's not Nintendo you should be concerned with but everyone who increased their prices before that.
>And increased game prices by $20 in one gen. A first in greed.
Hardly, for once you can actually say that a game company is justified here because of the new and improved storage that costs more to make.
Again, you should be more concerned about developers using Bluray and charging the same amount.
>Lmao Pokemon champion says hello
What about it? TPC isn't Nintendo so much so that they don't allow amiibo use, remember Wooly World having shirts?
Also if you really wanted to make a point you would have mentioned FE Heroes but that's a game developed under iwata as a result of his mobile games deal, and Nintendo hasn't really done anything with mobile since he died.
>Just ignore smash bros and amiibo goy
Two more iwata era left overs good job proving the point again.
By the by Amiibo aren't MTX, they're an actual figurine and don't do much with games nowadays beyond being quick unlock methods for things.
>Only in the US because they got sued lmao
I'm in Europe and they weren't sued,they ended up winning the case because the parents were effectively trying to loophole it with kids in a completely scumbag move. Their customer service is fine here.
The next two things you said also aren't a thing, even if the switch 2 pro did drift it's the easiest set of sticks to replace on a standard controller to date since they aren't soldered in so you don't need any additional tools.
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>>719463846
>I don't like Nintendo, I just come in here to defend them and their rabid bootlickers from people who say mean things about all their shitty behavior
Yes, wow, very cool, I totally believe you.
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>>719491989
>Tears of the $70 dlc?
3 year dev cycle with a delay in 2022 because of the sheer amount of other major releases at the time, remember when they shuffled Xeno 3 and Splatoon 3 because there were like three other releases within a week of each other? Also like 3 other Zelda games released inbetween with the Zelda team working on them with other devs
>Metroid Prime 4?
In development hell that ended up switching dev teams. But hey, I'll give it to you as a technicality
>DK taking 8 years?
Which it didn't. I fact Kazuya Takahashi, who's the designer and director, only started working at Nintendo in 2020 meaning development for it could have only been 5 years at the most if you're being stupidly generous assuming he started work on it day one.
>Mario Kart taking 8 years?
From developer interviews we know that it only started about 5 years ago, prior to that they were throwing ideas at a board. Full development didn't start until 2019, moving to switch 2 because of performance issues.
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I'd like to put forward a daring proposal to ban all Tendies off this board.
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>>719494715
He really got you pegged didn't he. You're still butthurt 7 hours later like some kind of woman.
Funnily enough I have a Char reaction for that too, but you'll probably think I'm that guy
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>>719495309
Then you'll have to ban everyone but sonyfags since PCfags have also been called tendies.
Then you'll just be left with pajeets.
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>>719460847
>one company entirely insignificant to the broader scope of tech could change tech forever
yeah right lmao, go back to shilling nvidia you fuck
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>2 post response of "it's okay when Nintendo does it"
Not sure why I expected otherwise lmao
My favorite of his copes is
>it's fine for Nintendo's games to increase by $20 despite them looking like Switch 1 games because Nintendo did it
No need to respond to me tendie, I won't reply any more. Hope Miyamoto sees your valiant defenses faggot.
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>>719460847

I'm too busy enjoying Switch 2 games to give a shit.
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Nintendo will be on Steam within the next two years, qouote me on this
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>>719495452
>tendie being a parasite with pc whenever it suits him while tendies conti ue to shart up the walls over steam and the deck
Tale as old as time
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>>719462572
Tendies are literal subhuman cattle. They have no lives outside of their cocksucking cult and will happily shit on anyone who refuses to support obviously retarded business practices like charging 80-90$ for games that are more around 20-40 dollars on top of a 500 dollar console, charging you 10$ for what was it is a free tutorial on other platforms, and charging you to use your fucking built in microphone at around 5$ for paid online. The one thing good that came out of /v/ in recent times is that they actively shit on these fags and rightfully so. I haven't seen such cult behaviour ever since sony released the PS4.
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>>719495668
How many threads have you made about the PS5 50 dollar increase bro?
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>>719460847

This guy hates Nintendo because he is married to a Chinny Chinny Ching Chong and the Chinks hate the Japanese. That Canuck is the ultimate cuck.
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>>719495508
In other words you have no argument other than a strawman.
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>>719495309
With xbots and sony ponies dead in the water, tendies are the last to go. Soon, PC will just be bickering among itself.
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>>719495718
How many seethe threads have you made regarding games like palworld or devices like steam deck and getting ultimately BTFO for it bro?
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>>719461180
But what if I want to modify the games themselves to add eyes and shields
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>>719495612
It's not tendies calling PCfags tendies.
You're the ones who lumped them together.
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>>719495824
>muh steam deck

Literally less millions than years on the market.
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>>719494125

Made by Sony is now the same as made in Africa. Nobody wants Sony's shit anymore.
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>everyone ITT is surprised that fanboys are dishonest super cancer that try to paint every single criticism as crazy or trivial
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>>719495718
>>719495824
The answer for these is probably zero for two completely different reasons.
Sonyfags don't ever complain about what Sony does and just praise them like a cult and their leader while tendies just don't care about Palworld or the Deck which is why you never see any kind of retaliation to the images and webms.
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>>719495842
No, it was literally you just now. As a now exclusive pcfag I haven't been called a tendie basically ever, despite being a former tendie. You know what I get called all the time instead despite never having a single one of their systems? Snoy.
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>>719496119
>No, it was literally you just now
No, I'm not calling them tendies, I'm saying that you call them tendies.
Would you like to check the archive? It was particularly hilarious around the release of Elden Ring where people were laughing about Horizon flopping and peooke posted Elden Ring on their PC.
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>>719460847
The funniest part is that people have already figured how to get around the pointless lock down
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>>719495718
this you?
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>>719461010
>I guess they're just tired of piracy. They always sold much less software units because of piracy
Then why the NDS and Wii sold infinitly more than the NGC and GBA while being the most piss easy consoles to pirate in their history?
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>>719495914
You've made more posts crying about the deck than the number decks sold. Sad.
You know why I can say that despite owning and loving a deck? Because the sales numbers don't fucking matter. The deck still gets a shitload more games and support while all nintendo does is keep dicking their consumers as hard as they possibly can while you losers just sit there sucking off sales with nothing to play as you get treated like trash.
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>>719496213
This is my favorite one
>no tendies
>no PCfags
>still calls a PCfag tendie.
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>>719496371
meant for
>>719495883
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>>719462715
>Not when it'll just wing it and make assumptions or resort to incorrect defaults whenever it gets instructions it doesn't comprehend.
And that is why it's called a standard. USB-C is a standard, and if they wanted to use it they should have adhered to it. As you said, Nintendo should have used a proprietary cable instead, or better yet not cheaped-out and made the ports separate.
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>>719496301
No, I don't have the time to samefag all day.
What's funny though is that let's assume this is genuine.
It's one tendie making one thread and a bunch of sonyfags coming out of the woodwork to shit on Nintendo. No matter how you look at it it's just people who have a scathing hatred of Nintendo.
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>>719496415
Why would you think that op is a pcfag?
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>>719496609
Sony fanboys aren't the smartest group of people. They're basically machine spewing buzzwords.
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>>719496578
>its le samefag
Of course you would think it is. Honestly I don't know why I expected anything other than disingenuous faggotry that is for the most part delusional from a Tendie. lmao

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>>719496881
>entire thread of everyone calling you out
Giving out the keys to the kingdom.
By the way, this is something you should know before you try that again, there's a delay before a thread appears on the front page, it's about 2 minutes, the op and the first post is less than 2 meaning the OP made the first post
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>>719460847
Unfortunately it's still alot cheaper than spending money in gacha. Sad state of affair if you ask me. Mobile gaming landscape is fucked.
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>>719461010
you could make up any number of laws that would force compliance and give you better sales only a psycho would actually draw them up though
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>cubesnoys will defend the GayCube having no USB port, but shit on the Switch 2
Curios
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>>719491262
Wait, physical media is bad now?
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>>719460847
nintendo is the most evil company in gaming right now. if you support them youre a cuck.
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>>719496117
>while tendies just don't care about Palworld or the Deck
What fucking planet do you live on.
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>>719497343
Which subreddit did you come from?
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>>719495512
This but steam on Xbox
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>>719495512
This but the deck shitted and flopped and Valve will have to saled their handheld business to chadtendo or face bankruptcnty and all decksnoys are AGP mentall illnessed
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>>719497469
The world where tendie is screeched in the face of criticism even if there are no tendies around.
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>>719495512
Nah, even if the S2 eats total shit, which it might, Nintendo is far too greedy and controlling. They'll make their own launcher. Only if that also eats shit, which it might, will they come crawling to Steam.
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>>719497321
It is when it's just a download token.
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>>719497762
trvke. steamies on suicide watch
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>>719463004
>Minish Cap
My man.
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>>719497603
t. faggot that buys roms and broken shovelware while praising lawsuits against all competitors
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>>719497807
Criticism of what? Of people criticizing a corporation and how its own brand of battered housewife disney adults conduct themselves?
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>>719497931
thats why those key card releases are flopping, meanwhile nintendo puts their games on physical carts
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>>719498005
>steam didn't know she had to put the > before t.
lmao, you retard you just said you buy shovelware

oh wait, of course you do, that's all pclards have, shity ports of xbox 360 games and shovelware early access transgender coming of age cuckold crafting simulators KEK
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>>719498062
>Of people criticizing a corporation and how its own brand of battered housewife disney adults conduct themselves?
Yeah, people do in fact scream tendie when Sony is criticised.
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>>719498070
Basically all third parties are flopping not just the key cards. The only one that didn't is cp2077.
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>>719498124
D'aww the little Sonyfag is throwing a tantrum.
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>>719498227
How many of those third party releases are even new games?
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>>719498269
Most of them
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>>719498227
according to CDprojekt CP2077 sold pretty well on Switch 2, but thats probably thanks to being a launch title and having lots of physical goodies.
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>>719461010
I'm not buying old systems for full price just to play a handful of games that have been scalped and are now priced higher than they were when they released.
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>>719498297
"New" being something that was originally released within the past 3 years.
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>>719498336
Then all of them.
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>>719498631
Not Cyberpunk.
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>>719460847
>literally the easiest entry into the system to hack it
oh gee I wonder why the usb port is locked down what a mystery
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>>719496467
>USB-C is a standard, and if they wanted to use it they should have adhered to it.
And they have.
One of the critiques of USB-C is that the standard is kind of oddly broad.
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>>719460847
Works on my machine OP
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>>719497321
>download required
you can't seriously call that physical media
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>>719498163
>b-b-buh sony
You still trying to pretend you aren't a tendie?
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>>719498942
See what I mean.
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>>719460847
Because Iwata died and his replacements are bureaucrats not gamers/developers
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>>719498309
Yeah, it was the graphics showcase and pushed the hardest. The rest though, not good at all.
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>>719460847
>apple locks things to their dongle
>wow ebin
lol
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>>719498942
>immediately proves the point
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>>719461010
>. They always sold much less software units because of piracy
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>>719499059
Oh yeah, I totally loved Nintendo under iwata
New super rehash bros
Microtransactions
Five bucks for NES games when you could get crash on ps3 for two
Major game droughts on Wii u
Amiibo having actual content locked to them
Overpriced dlc sold piecemeal
Pedo haven on miiverse and swapnote
Censorship of their western releases

Yep, totally the best time
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>>719499013
Yeah, I see what you mean, especially considering I think sony ponies were also giant obnoxious faggots back when they had any real presence. You live by the tendie playbook. You can try to pretend you aren't one and are just randomly going to bat for a scumbag corp and their autistic as fuck fanatics for whatever excuse, but it doesn't fool anybody.
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>>719499334
>I think sony ponies were also giant obnoxious faggots back when they had any real presence.
Ok tendie
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>>719499162
>>719499334

You lost and got raped;;; Eric.
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>>719499334
>You can try to pretend you aren't one and are just randomly going to bat for a scumbag corp and their autistic as fuck fanatics for whatever excuse, but it doesn't fool anybody.
Now here's the question, can you find a post of mine where I defended Nintendo?
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>>719499286
At least emulators were still alive
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Bump2
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>>719499529
You're not trying to defend, you're going to bat on their behalf. You've been here for most of the thread doing so by the looks of it. What an odd level of commitment.
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>>719499442
You're far too stupid to try mind games, tendie.
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>>719498227
false, many publishers have said their games performed according to expectations
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>>719499627
Because the 3ds and Wii U ones didn't exist until after he died
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>>719499937
Source? Because I've seen the exact opposite. And anyone can see those terrible famitsu numbers.
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>>719499937
False, we haven't heard of any publishers other than cdpr saying that they're performing to expectations or anything.
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>>719499806
Moving the goalposts already huh?
How about this then, can you point to a post of mine where I talk about Nintendo themselves in a positive manner, period?
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>>719500000
quints of truth
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>>719500081
https://www.capcom.co.jp/ir/english/data/pdf/explanation/2025/1st/explanation_2025_1st_02.pdf
third question
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>>719500515
I don't think you understood the assignment, you were supposed to post them saying it performed WELL.
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>>719500156
What goalposts, all I'm saying is you're a blatant, obnoxious tendie based on that behavior, and you are. Your attempt at a gotcha won't work.
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>>719500591
>>719499937
>performed according to expectations
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>>719500781
In other words you can't find a single post where I'm "going to bat on their behalf" can you.
The sad part is that this is all you have too.
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>>719500515
They just said in-line and they're not even talking about the S2 versions, just those two games as a whole.
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>>719500873
Okay, then shit on nintendo. It's pretty easy to do, they've done a lot of shitty things. Prove me wrong and call me whatever you want.
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>>719501062
they are racist white supremacist chuds, there you have it.
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>>719501142
where's nintendo's statement on supporting george floyd and black power when I need it
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>>719501062
>Okay, then shit on nintendo
What, do you think this is a renounce the Talmud thing? It's Nintendo but I'll let you in on something, I already did >>719499286
This is my post.
A post not only shitting on Nintendo but on a dead jew.
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>>719501062
And just so you know I'm not lying
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>>719501312
I knew it. You're that type, the convert. You're not shitting on the nintendo you've now bought into, you're just shitting on how you perceived them before, likely before sony went full retard and you were forced to the switch. Shit on modern nintendo, not this 'cubesnoy' or 'ootsnoy' bullshit.
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>>719501571
>that doesnt count
WiiU will always be their worst era no matter what gen alpha revisionist cuck says.
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>>719499490
who the fuck is eric
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>>719501571
>not this 'cubesnoy' or 'ootsnoy' bullshit.
only you ever use those terms though
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>>719501571
acfag you lost and got terminally owned.
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>>719461010
>They always sold much less software units because of piracy
I always wondered what the point was of making such retarded blatant lies like this here. Nobody even believes this shit for a second.
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>>719501725
Yes, it doesn't count because what they are now is and all the converts they drew in with the switch is a whole other thing. Hence why you get fags appending snoy to old nintendo games and systems to shit on old nimtendofans crapping on modern nintendo.
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>>719461096
based
>>719479597
You will never be a woman
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>>719501931
>Hence why you get fags appending snoy to old nintendo games and systems to shit on old nimtendofans crapping on modern nintendo.
why are you calling yourself a fag?
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>>719501931
>Hence why you get fags appending snoy to old nintendo games and systems to shit on old nimtendofans crapping on modern nintendo.
Problem is no one does that other than sonyfags.
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>>719501891
How dumb are you to not know how ACfag posts. At least use the new bogeyman nintendeen.
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>>719501571
>You're that type, the convert
Convert from... Nintendo to Nintendo?
You know that doesn't make sense right?
>likely before sony went full retard and you were forced to the switch.
Oh that's when I went to PC. I've always had Nintendo in the back other the Wii U.
Which I assume was the one you liked given how offended you currently are which would mean that you are the convert no? You liked the Wii U but dropped Nintendo because of... Reasons.
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>>719502014
>>719502026
I'll believe my own experience with botwfags getting utterly assbalsted over oot over you two, thanks.
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>>719502060
acfag had to change his whole MO when he couldnt pretend to emulate the latest tendie game.
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>>719502060
The new tactic by Eric, ACfag etc is just to call literally everyone Eric and ACfag to force the narrative that tendies call everyone who criticises Nintendo them.

But if course they don't know how to be subtle.
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I like how tendies always without fail deflect away from whatever bullshit Nintendo has pulled to drag the whole thread into unga bunga posting. Bravo.
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>>719502352
no, u



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