Who is Metroid? And why is she like this?
Metroid is the guy in the armor you retard
I have a bare back fetish
>>719464180This armour?
>>719464098Metroid is a pretty cool guy.eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
>>719464213i bet you do, faggot
>>719464231yeah bro i love dead space
>>719464239You said the same exsct thing about her hudband you faggot. This is why we can't be friends.This is the 2006 pancake Wednesday Incidrnt all over again
>>719464348>dead spaceIsn't that the game with the aliens?
Zero Suit Samus has the design of a $8 DLsite RPGmaker porn game protagonist (featuring corruption, costume damage, erotic traps and game over rape)
>>719465810Based
Sybb thread
>>719466396Shes been married since before you were born, Mark.
Master Chief would get cucked by Doom Guy.
>>719466897Anon...
>>719466897See also
>>719464098>Who is MetroidMetroid is her last name. First name is Vania.
>>719466998>>719467053Halo was probably your first FPS.
>>719464213>>719464314How does this make you feel?
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>gooner Samus >generic blonde womanBoringWhere's the walking ptsd dispenser vampire with severe daddy issues we ALL know and love?
>>719467163There's an L missing because that busted generation keeps taking so many
You all really need to find a girlfriend to stop posting cringe shit like this
>>719467209She's occupied
>>719467278OP here, i'm married lol
Is it true she fucks aliens
>>719468619Life was hard after her husband died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTi7lYh6l3A
>>719469783>duke nukem:)>forever:(Sick theme though
>>719464098why they always draw the stupid sweat cloud on every bitch they make, these fucking chinks? nobody IRL makes sweat clouds,its fucking retarded.
>>719470735Its called steam anon
>>719468619Yes, her body instinctively craves more outside DNA. It's terminal stage 4 genetic degeneration.
Ridley's fuckmeat
>>719464098>>719467825>>719468464>>719468523>>719469447>>719470524loving these edits, post more
>>719471815Thanks chad
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>>719467160But I already had breakfast
Is her mole canon?
>>719475597
>>719466808Chief is married to Cortana
>>719475678About that...
>>719467278Easier said than done. I’d love a girlfriend but until then I need an outlet or I’m going to die.
>>719464527No, you're thinking of the game in space.
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>>719468523God I love wedge heels
>>719476123Shit, this one?
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>>719464098I look like her but I have black hair and brown skin
Post Samus' pubes please
I'm off to bed lads, but if you keep the thread alive i'll make/post more
>>719477619rest easy, chad
>>719477619shitposting is all one can do against tranitor endorsed ritual porn spam
