How do we fix the Pyro Class?
We don't. He's fine.
>saw a dick in the empty spaceHow fucked am I?
>>719470865Cute horny pumpie anon...
>>719470719remove the phlog. then remove the backburner. then remove the class.
>>719470937But it's DICK SHAPED. LOOK AT IT THE
>>719470719Valve officially make him mexican
>>719471231Aww~ Nonny can't stop thinking about dicks~
>>719471023Aquire skill newfag
>>719470719why him big
>>719470719more goofy guns.dragonsbreath is a good one, needs a chargefire DnD fireball launcher that works like a contact exploding demoman sticky.greecefire launcher that burns for a long time, even in the waterlightning gun (either primary holdfire, or as a flaregun area denial) for stunning engienests if they cluster up too much.
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>>719470865>>719470937>>719471360nta but it's true. In the thumbnail it looks like a dick standing up. It's like that guitar ass picture. Still, seeing the peach anon teasing made me hard now...what should I do? That anon needs punishment..
>>719470865I saw the same, the boots as the tops of thigh-highs and a big white censored cock and balls pressing up against them
>>719470719As he is, pyro's defensive playstyle is perfectly fine. Except... >reduced afterburn time and or damage on scorch shotfull 10 second afterburn on scorch shot's AOE is incredibly cheap. This fixes that.>Phlog mmmph limited to phlogs damageso that the user has to put in some effort for 10 seconds of critsalternatively, it could be minicrits instead to lower the reward a notch for the low effort, but I would opt to forgo the taunt function in that case.
Serious answer?>revert the Degreaser and Axetinguisher nerfs >bring back the old Dragon's Fury, fuck anyone who bitched about it>turn the Gas Passer into an area denial molotov>give Reserve Shooter back it's minicrits on air blasted targets>turn the Sharpened Volcano Fragment into a rechargable fire Caber or something, literally anything would be better than what the weapon is now currently>rework the Third Degree into an actual weapon and not just better stock since I think giving Pyro dedicated anti-Medic tools would be funny>also give Neon Annihilator some other niche than being a meme weapon to use on 2fort/Banana Bay/Aquarius>give him a airblast-centric primary since I want to see people explode into a nuclear rage over being exposed to the pre-Jungle Inferno blast shenanigansThread appropriate answer?>give his model a massive cock bulge you can't turn off>also make him fatter
>>719470865>see a female>she have a dick>she is actually a he>see a maleYou are not fucked.No reason to unsee things that are really there.
>>719472681The SFV does have the niche perk of being really good for reverse axtinguishering with the flare gun, and it's decent to light people on fire to use with the dragon's fury.Although admittedly they should probably just can the Dragon's fury's gimmick and just make it shoot 90 damage fireballs so it does shotgun damage
>>719470719Why the fuck is this penis thread still up
>>719471972>SpoilerSadly I'm busy with my favorite pumpie anon~ Just wanted to tease a bit!
>everyone ignoring he's a giant standing above a crudely drawn city
>>719471824To spy check entire map at once
>>719473401That's normal
>>719473401Thats how skyboxes work in source
>>719473401don't worry he's just in the skybox
>>719471360OP image just makes me thing about giants. And giant Peach now.
I never understood the appeal of this type of macro. Like I get wanting a character to tower over you to the point they can easily pick you up with one hand but I don't get how you can get off to said character annihilating an entire city with one stomp. Just seems too disconnect from any type of potential emotional element for me.
>>719475514At that point you're basically jerking off to god
>>719476458society would improve if more people jerked off to god rather than the devil
>>719476693We used to do that
>>719471360>>719471972>>719473182
>>719475514true, that's why micro is superior
>>719475514For cringe faggots it's an elaborate snuff fetishFor based faggots regardless of the impracticality they'd like to go skipping across a beach with godzilla while holding hands.
>>719473401a 3D skybox in source projects the sky_camera which is usually in a box full of small models and displacements
>>719470865modify the picture as pyro standing on scout's hips as scout's dick springs outta his pants, problem solved
Give him lightning gun from quake
I want to get sat on by a giant cute girl
>>719470865>>719470719I see a dog's knot.
>>719477760Explain to me, giantessfag, how this is appealing, like you are gonna suffocate painfully and die, or maybe get stepped on and die instantly, where is the sexual part? or do you just cum to the idea? or do you think you will have a massive life-altering orgasm right before your inevitable death? im genuinely curious
>>719473182Not cool, slut
>>719477972Yes
>>719470719Realise he is a low-impact annoyance and TF2 would be better off without him. Engineer will still exist for those who can't aim.
>>719472681>degreaserew. everything else is fine, its just for a weapon called "degreaser" it really really really is tryhard weapon.
>>719470719Not sure if TF2 or Porn thread so I'll just post a picture of fempyro to be safe.
>>719477972It's fiction my man. And I'm not a snuff fag, I simply think more girl = hotter The change in roles from a girl usually being smaller than you whom is now bigger is super appealing to me. I prefer my females to be playful and teasing in scenarios.
>>719478250So you are just a poser, got it
>>719470719this is the kind of bullshit I've been jacking off to for like 15 years
>>719478353what a retarded response
>>719471824tragic ubercharge accident
>stealth sizefag thread>too stealthy to be noticed by sizefagswhat a shame
>>719481493There is nothing sexual about this, MILLIONS are dying, and you are FAPPING!
>>719481493At this point AI is better than most size artist at doing decent looking cities that aren't just a bunch of tiny rectangles.
>>719481567>MILLIONS are dying, and you are FAPPING!And that's a good thing!
>>719481627I could give less shits about giantess destruction, but why the fuck do you need more detail on the far away buildings?the attention should be in the center
So what thread is this? The Macrofag thread? The Pyrofucker thread? An actual TF2 thread?
>OP realizes his stealth thread failed and It's a mix of macrofags, AGPs and TF2 discussion
>>719477907yeah I thought it was yet another "hehe I'm posting furry porn xDD" thread on the log, surprising, sadly
>>719477907same
>>719482708The macrofag pyro thread, obviously
pingas
