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Don't they know gamers are the most pathetic, lonely and sexless demographic there is? The success of garbage games with shit story and shit gameplay and shit roleplaying like Baldur's Gate 3 should teach EVERYONE making RPGs the only thing gamers care about your game is if it has
1. Sex, p*rn and nudity
2. Romance so all those lonely incels and femcels can feel loved for once

But these Obsidiots are not gonna give gamers romances, so who do they think will buy their game? W*ke people are so lonely they only buy RPGs with romances like Dragon Age. Chuds are so sexless and will never interact with a woman IRL to the point they need constant p*rn, nudity and female characters to emasculate them and be coded into loving them, because none of you 4channers will ever experience love.

Just give romances Obsidirats.
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>>719491098
Look at the design of their companions. They just realized nobody would want to fuck any of them.
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If you expect anything other than tranny DEI woke dogshit from Obsidian, you are retarded
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>>719491868

Adding romances to a cast of unfuckable ugly people didn't stop Dragon Age Veilguard or Baldur's Gate 3.
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>>719491943
>unfuckable
Considering 90% of /v/ got raped by gale I don't think that's entirely true.
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I will flop
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>>719491098
>see nothing but brownoids
>there is no follow up line.
Incoming flop.
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>>719491098
Writing romances for an agenda game is a little tricky because the writing can be labeled as not good enough, not committed enough, falls into harmful stereotypes or does more harm than good by journos and blusky users (the main audience for the game). Also, unlike Larian, Obsidian lacks a proper defense squad for the aftermath to play the "not woke" card alongside the "you are mad because you are homophobic/racist" card. They are basically playing safe.
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>>719491868
Black Fabio in the back could get a couple ladies wooed I guess.
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>obisidan
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>>719492501
Obsidian should hire women to write the romance.
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None of Obsidian’s games have had romance except Deadfire and technically Alpha Protocol but that’s really just fucking. For better or worse it’s part of Obsidian’s whole thing and I don’t know why every time they release a new game /v/ gets shocked about the lack of romance, just like in every other fucking game before it.
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Why do you people want this
They're always lame as shit
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>>719493183
Because i have zero sex and zero love in real life.
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liberal speak for you get weird dialogue where the woman talks to you about fucking other guys
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>>719491098
Because Devs thinks not adding something people generally want in a commercial product is creative and showing integrity.
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>>719493183
To own the chuds by buying games they'll play for two hours than drop.
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>>719494686
>own the chuds
at Obsidian they say this unironically
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>>719491098
why are the characters all brown
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>>719496032
But he said it's just a side benefit.
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>>719497207
Two are white, one's Asian, one's a robot.



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