Post your favorite male video game character.
>>719495410This guy was my favourite Kirby character back when I played the games and I loved playing as him in Star Allies and Tripple Deluxe.His best bossfight was Super Star Ultra, followed by Tripple Deluxe.His worst boss fight was mouse attack, but I still had fun.
people like op only make these threads because they seethe at waifu threads :P
>>719495410Dedede's such a cute fella.
>>719495410Based Dedede king.
>>719495957He's just so cute.
Why are you so dead?
>>719498031It's what they call a "Lazy Sunday".
>>719495637what must that room smell like?
>>719500230In the game, he has his little goo fellas clean up any actual filth/trash, so it's probably not that bad.
>>719495410thinly veiled bara
I honestly think people in threads pretend to be attracted to fat guys because it gets them attention
>>719500705Did you know that the inability to comprehend someone having a different opinion than you is an actual, genuine, medically diagnosable sign of Autism
>>719500705I'm not fat
>>719500993This perspective makes no sense to me
>>719501453nice thumbnail lol
>>719501453exactly
>>719495410
>>719503478Need a datesim with these threeYou can choose one to serve and eventually you become closer to the king of your choice
>>719503478Sigh... I want to cuddle with Dedede in bed and for him to tell me everything will be ok
>>719504246There's a pretty solid ongoing fanfic on Ao3 about the reader getting hired as Peach's assistant and slowly falling in love with Bowser.
He's literally me
>>719503478SANDWICH ME INBETWEEN ALL THREE OF THEM FUCK YES
>>719504246>>719504331>>719505510samefag
>>719503478what do they all have in common?
>>719506049Everyone in this thread is one person actually. We're a hivemind
>>719500448>>719500705>>719501453>>719506049samefag (birdnigger)
>>719506170They're all large kings of questionable morality.I do find it kinda funny that that image is like a sliding scale of how evil they ACTUALLY are, though. K. Rool is legitimately insane, Bowser's an asshole but decent besides, and Dedede's just a genuinely good guy who also likes occasionally bullying Kirby.
>>719506324Wouldn't Rool's insanity make him less evil cause he isn't sound of mind in the same way Bowser is?That technically makes Bowser the most evil
>>719506324>K. Rool is legitimately insaneHe just wants to eat!Also I came across K. Rool's wikipedia article and it mentions gay people thinking of him as "daddy" kek
>>719507121Rool's lucid, though. He knows exactly what he's doing, and what he's doing is deliberate attempted murder/mass murder.>>719507262>>Also I came across K. Rool's wikipedia article and it mentions gay people thinking of him as "daddy" kekno fucking way
>>719506324>K. Rool is legitimately insaneOk but uhh I can fix him
>>719507262>all these fat villains became surrogates for anon's absent fatherits all coming together
>>719507578I can make him worseI'd love to spoil him
>>719507735do you ever log off
Who are you guys gonna play often for Air Riders? I'm going for a sum of Dedede, Waddle Doo, Kawasaki and Starman. Mr. Frosty, pleasseeeeeeeee, Sakurai.>>719507262>I came across K. Rool's wikipedia article and it mentions gay people thinking of him as "daddy" kekK. Rool's a real good daddy figure, so that's nice to know.
>>719507979NoI will always be here to post K. Rool
Sorry to be the one to inform you all but there is only one correct answer now.
>>719508224damnnnn do i have to go play elden ring now
>>719500374Retard.
>>719508597Looks fine to me.
>>719508597Isn't that BG specifically from the New Years event where his little fellas go crazy from cleaning his room and fail to do their jobs?
>>719495410Well, doesn't this just beat all?
Juuichi!>>719498031I was playing Sonic racing crossworlds.>>719508048I was going to play Starman mostly since he is the enemy I like the most. Plus I think it is funny to have him out of everyone they could have added.
>>719506170Are you bara for Garr-a?
This nigga. K. Rool is a close second.No one's going to believe me when I say it has nothing to do with me being a fatfag.
>>719509361anon i must ask do you want to see his pingas
>>719509361He's pretty goddamn charismatic, I'll give you that.
>>719509675I'd prefer to see Sage's pussy.>>719509705funny fat guy
>>719501249God I wish I was in that gut...
>>719495912>>719501389>Smashverse heroes hanging out with villains from different franchises since they don't have a bad history with themI like this trope.
>>719509758>I'd prefer to see Sage's pussy.Roughed up with fat croc K'Rool dick. Pedo fat men are the best.
>>719510024I think the Link/Bowser friendship makes a lot of sense because just about every incarnation of Link ends up befriending or at least being nice to some kind of big monster guy.
>>719510160I really love the idea that Banjo would hang around with the conventional "hero" types while Kazooie is just playing poker and fucking around with Bowser, Wario, King Dedede, etc. since she's a mischievous bitch at heart.
>>719510160>>719510303this is why i want the smash cast to properly interact more… give us a new story mode or something in the next game pleaseee theres so many cool ideas
>>719510057>Sage, Spooky AND Ashley?>I'm gonna Joker 2 the fuck out of them!!!!
>>719510752I want Bowser to plap Banjo's big butt while Kazooie sucks Banjo off to help him cum.
>>719510824something tells me nintendo wouldn’t put that in a game
Death Battle is stupid because Bowser didn't remove Infinite's mask and then force-feed him until he was fat enough to survive Koopa dicking after disabling him
>>719510992Hello, Kirby.
>tfw no ninja bf
Why is it always the same 4 cereal mascots in these threads?
>>719512297Why don't you post what you like?
>>719504429my man
>>719510024waaaaaaay too fat but the artstyle is very cute
I dunno if I could pick a favorite, but he IS lovely
>>719512297cause its the same 4 posters in every thread
i love him
>>719513001Good taste.
Berdly deltarune lol
>>719518802Genuinely based. Berdly's cute.
>>719519117I'd love a nerdly friend
>>719514578He looks really fun in every clip I see of him. Hoping Deadlock gets a character or two that I'm into soon enough, that shit looks fun.
I think I like Crash men a bunch, also see:>>719517579
>>719522618ARMS deserved better. Insanely fun and unique game.
when I visualize the man I want to become, I see Wario
>>719522707It really did. Good music, good characters, fun game. Still kinda mad the comic got canceled.
>>719500096>>719508970>>719521259>>719521518Excellent taste
>>719522618>>719522791more vidya men need to wear jockstraps
>>719523920There's that GodsTV game with the big blue dude in a jockstrap with jiggle physics.
>>719523901I swear you guys would fuck anything with muscles
>>719523992I hope that game actually turns out good, that character is too cute to be in a shit game.
>>719524097Max is a pudgy little fucker tho
