>Chainsaw in real life>Slow>Heavy>Cumbersome>Short range>Low damage>Slow start up>Needs fuel>As dangerous to the wielder as to the enemy>Chainsaw in vidya gamez>Greatest melee weapon in every game it exists in!>Infinite fuel>No start up>Unbreakable>Instantly gores enemies to red paste in a single hit!!!???
>>719498394Because chainsaws are fucking cool, faggot.
Should I use my electric chainsaw to cut my deck boards? Jigsaw and circsaw is too slow (maybe wrong blade) but chainsaw seems retarded and dangerous
>>719498861fibibibpipy
>>719499238if you clamp the boards down and can keep a straight line it should be fine. IF
>>719498394>Slow>Heavy>CumbersomeSkill and strength issue
>>719498394>low damage>cumbersome Because a jagged metallic belt being spun at such speed it tears through wood like butter is a simple inconvenience vs the much more soft and tender flesh of most living creatures. Not only are you a limp wristed weakling you're also a dumbshit.
I played Fallout 76 far longer than I should have just because of how much I like chainsaws.
>>719499613>Never lifted a chainsaw in his life award.>>719499667>No understanding of basic physics award.
>>719498394>Low damageNigger what. Dumb fuck
>>719500361This. OP is a literal moutbreathing faggot. I hope you fall on a chainsaw and just walk away since it's "low damage", retard.
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>>719498394It has very limited fuel/durability in most games it's in though
>Falling in real life>Even a single story can be fatal.>Falling in videogames>bing bing wahoo!???
>>719504973I could survive a single story if I land on my feet.Two storys, though, would probably irreversibly break my legs.
>>719498394That kind of small low power chainsaw you posted isn't dangerous at all, they're not even very powerful or heavy or cumbersome. I work in landscaping and we use those kind of small chainsaws all the time and they're only really good for removing small trees, branches, brush, bushes, etc.The real dangerous ones are the ones the logging industry guys use, some of those have 20 inch long saws or longer and they cost like $2000 bucks.
>>719498394>Short rangegear issue
>>719498394You have never used a chainsaw in your life you limp writed faggot.
>>719498394>Waaaah! I want autistic realism in videogames!Wait until you hear there's werewolves and unicorns in games too
>>719498394Boy, wait till you find out what a shotgun is capable of IRL
>>719498394Chainsaw bros how do we feel about electric? I think a lot of those problems can be solved with a smaller electric saw without much loss in killing power. Just rip it out and pull the trigger and you’ve got saw. Pretty light too
>>719498394>Chainsaw in real life>SlowYou are weak>HeavyYou are weak>CumbersomeYou are weak>Short rangeLiterally depends on the length of your bar>Low damageLMAO>Slow start upFrom a cold head yeah, but if it is already idling then it is just a pull of the throttle trigger>Needs fuelLiterally the exact Stihl powerhead OP posted can let it idle for an hour and get 15-20 minutes of full throttle from a topped up tank>As dangerous to the wielder as to the enemyAbsolutely. Real life isn't movies or video games and if you are running a 1/2 comp chain like the pic in OP it will absolutely kick when it first hits bone before it can bite and you risk catching that kickback in the face or legs if you aren't prepared.You want to know how I know OP has never actually used a chainsaw? Because he doesn't bring up the most obvious thing any sawyer would think when asked about using a chainsaw as a weapon: The chain would throw the moment it got tangled up on warm meat. Slaughterhouses uses specific chains to decapitate animals, they tighten those chains to the max, and they pause between cuts to make sure sinew doesn't get into the bar guide, and if it does they either grab a different saw or pause the line so they can pull their scrench to clean the bar and reset the chain.None of the niggers posting ITT has ever had a real job.
>>719510387Fine for limbing and small property maintence. Doesn't have enough torq to handle C-class and up. Also the batteries are heavy, rundown very fast the harder they have to work, and have to be carried out at the end of the day. Liquid fuel is superior for real work, but electric is fine if you just own a small property and don't have to really work.
>>719510387Electric saws, and most electric tools in general, just aren't up to par yet for anything beyond home use. For serious work you just can't beat the reliability of gasoline. It's much cheaper and easier to bring a jerrycan with you than having to worry about running out of batteries which stops your workflow. The last thing you want to do is end up having to stop and hope that the jobsite has a place you can plug in your equipment.For some things like power drills its unavoidable which is why every guy that uses on carries around at least 3 batteries for it, in case one of those fuckers dies and your backup fucks up you can still work.
>>719511453There are no gasoline powered chainsaws on the market. Every single commercialy available chainsaw right now runs on a diesel/oil mix that the operator needs to mix himself.Also no one uses jerry cans for fuel. This isn't the 1940s, we use Dolmar because they are lightweight, have pressure release valves, and you can measure your diesel to ensure you get the right amount of oil admix. Seriously who wants to lug around 5 pounds of metal on top of 15 pounds of fuel?
>>719498394>CumbersomeExplain this then
>>719511927>There are no gasoline powered chainsaws on the market.There are in my country. Echo, Ryobi, Husqvarna, etc all make gas powered ones. You just need to mix it with 2 stroke oil. Jerry cans are very common we use them everyday, one of them is just gas and the other we keep premixed with oil for the 2 stroke machines.
What does chainsaw combat look like? Are you going for dismemberment and bisections? The benefit of a chainsaw seems like it's just a guaranteed laceration where it lands without much skill or effort, so you'd be lazily slashing for arteries as opposed to chopping or stabbing
>>719511927>Every single commercialy available chainsaw right now runs on a diesel/oil mix that the operator needs to mix himself.what fucking shithole do you live in where you can't purchase gasoline powered chainsaws lmao. Meanwhile i can purchase husqvarnas and stihl chainsaws that run on gasoline just fine. Fucking faggot lol
>>719498394>video games aren't realisticWhoa... really? I had no idea. Dude, you're so smart. You should start a video essay channel about how video games aren't realistic. Don't forget to mention that, in real life, people have to stop to use the bathroom, but video game characters don't!
>>719512643You basically get a single high-damage hit, but it's gonna be gummed up with meat afterwards. You're also likely to hit yourself with it too, so it would never be worth it.
>>719512571No one, and I mean no one, carries a jerry can as a sawyer. No one, and I mean no one, premixes because it seperates in 12 hours which is why you have to mix it on the job site.Now go ahead and and spend the next ten minutes googling to look for a reason why you are right and I am wrong you fucking nigger who has never had a job and wants to larp like you know what the fuck you are talking about. Worthless larping nigger.
>>719513074>No one, and I mean no one, carries a jerry can as a sawyer. No one, and I mean no one, premixes because it seperates in 12 hours which is why you have to mix it on the job site.I don't work in logging I do landscaping. We keep the gasoline mixed with the oil and no it never separates and yes we keep it in jerrycans.You might be surprised to discover that not everybody does things the same way you do.
Echo > Husqvarna > StihlOther brands ain't even worth mentioning. And this is only about the pro lines; the consumer versions are all trash.Keep in mind the above is based on having easy access to a dealer for all three. If you don't, go with what's the most available; they're all fine brands.
>>719498861fpbp, rule of cool trumps all
>>719513479>And this is only about the pro lines; the consumer versions are all trashNo they aren't. You're trying so fucking hard to fit in lmao. >A bloo i am a professional chainsneed man so that means everything except the most expensive versions are trash and not suitable for annyfinnYou're so fucking pathetic lmao. Go jump off a bridge you fucking nothing
>>719498394>Low damageGo ahead and stick your hand into a running chainsaw if you think it only does low damage.>>719499238Get one of these bad boys.
>>719498394people who argue game logic like that are retardedsame with flamethrowersif you get touched by them that should be itit's just balancing so the game doesn't fucking break
Okay, but what if
>>719498394Rule of cool.Faggot
>>719498394Chainsaws suck as weapons because as soon as you cut something that isn't a piece of wood it gets tangled and becomes literally useless until you pick the shit out of it.
>>719513797>filenameI really do not understand why we don't have webp support yet, all the knock off sites have it.
>>719514116a concrete cutter without a water feed? i don't want lung cancer
>>719514341Because webp is a shit format that should die. The less sites supporting it, the faster it dies.
>>719514438No I mean like as a people killing device
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>>719514565Unironically one of the most dangerous tools you can own, far more than a chainsaw. These things spin a small fragile disc at 12000 RPM. These things kickback or explode the disc and send thousands of people to the hospital every year.
>>719498394Im very confused what kind of melee weapon would do more damage than one thats powered by an engine? If you think a chainsaw is heavy you sure as shit wouldn't be able to use a tradional melee weapon effectively
>>719515130An extremely sharp or precise weapon. In the right place a rapier for example can kill instantly and extremely quickly with great range as well.
>>719514880>peoplecheapskates and retards*Use the proper disc for the task at hand and change it before it breaks. And learn how to operate a powertool before you use it in earnest. That one looks like it has a polishing disc on, you wouldn't use that to cut shit.
>>719498394you could have made actual points like>chain snapping and sawing you on hitor>cloth/flesh jamming the motorbut you're just a retard
>>719499238The only thing I'd use to cut a deckboard other than a skilsaw is a handsaw, and if a skilsaw is too slow for you I don't know what else you expect.
>>719506870is this a chainsaw advertisement or a yoga pants advertisement
>>719515595Even properly used its very easy to underestimate how dangerous they are. They spin a metal disc 200 times a second and even though the disc is designed not to explode sometimes it still explodes and in other cases its a small tool yet it has so much torque its many times more powerful than your whole body so a small kickback and easily send it into your body which can and does happen to thousands of people a year.Don't fuck around with angle grinders.
>>719510387It's honestly not even a bad idea having both. Electric is good for quick jobs you don't give a shit about, but you really want gas for heavy duty shit or when you're going to be working all day
>>719498394I never played a game where the chainsaw didn't need fuel
>>719498394I have the 271 with a 20" bar. Great saw. Have lost countless ash trees to the bore the past year, so it has more than paid itself off.
>>719514880>safety glasses>don't take the guard off for no reason like a fucking retard>use both handsAnd you're gold. If you're a real pussy you can get a face shield. Grinders are only scary on the inevitable odd job where the guard actually gets in the way or you have to use one hand to reach whatever you're cutting.
I'm giving my latina cyborg villain a chainsaw arm just because it's cool.
>>719498394It kind of sucks in OG Doom though.
>>719510387>need to remove shrub>use electric chainsaw>blade overheats and bends>find my gasoline chainsaw>katana.wavI think the electric is fine for cutting thin plants, but if you need to get rid of something you *must* use gasoline.
>>719516139Retards don't count.You're supposed to cut away from you so when it grips for a moment it goes forward and hits nothing attached to your body.
>>719516607Only if you're charging into groups like a retard. A single demon is a free, safe stun lock kill.
>>719510387Electric is great for polesaws and for getting your primary saw unstuck.
>>719516139Skill issue. If you're using an angle grinder that doesn't have a deadman switch then you are one of the aforementioned retards.
>lighter>longer reach>cuts through flesh just as wellHedge trimmers destroy chainsaw users every time.
If I had to pick a power tool to use as a weapon I'd go straight for the recip saw. You get a big exposed blade violently shaking around with zero safety and the tool is designed to take a fuckton of abuse to begin with, I don't see it gumming up like a chain saw.
>>719504973irl sometimes the tiniest things can be fatal, and sometimes you have people surviving free fall
>>719513407You might be surprised to discover that you are a filthy shitskin spic and that you don't notice your powerheads are being replaced once a month because they aren't your tools and you are brown.
>>719514116It's way better as a weapon but it's not as cool
>>719498394>low damageUntil you bounce it off a tree and hit your thigh with it.
>>719522187Nigger, why do you think kevlar chaps exist? Literally the only reason they were ever invented and even then there is only a 60% chance of the kevlar fibers tangling up the chain enough that it doesn't cause a crippling injury.>>719513407Oh, you are just some spic that doesn't care about gumming up and burning out your master's tools, Shut the fuck up, go use an electric chainsaw like the other faggot in this thread. You know nothing. Of course you would use a jerrycan, the jobsite is ten feet from the bush you need to trim and the pickup truck that picked you up at home depot in the morning.
>>719498394>Low damageHow would you know? Have you tried it?
>>719522949>go use an electric chainsawI like my electric chainsaw. I'm not a lumberjack and it handles what I ask it to do.
>>719512431bro brutalmogging the ryobi dweeb
>>719522949Now you're just spazzing the fuck out
SCREW YOU BENNY
>>719512431>Spunky beaver takes on massive tool
>>719523689I got five kids to feed!
>>719505314>That kind of small low power chainsaw you posted isn't dangerous at allI have a miniature battery powered one like this and it'd cut your hand off in 2 seconds kek, not dangerous my ass. Fucking retard
>>719522949>Nigger, why do you think kevlar chaps exist?...this thread is about using them as weapons you gay ass autistic lumberjack LARPing faggot, not against kevlar chaps. Are you ok?
>>719516592SEX
I want a first person game with power tools.
>>719523432>LumberjackLumberjacks are the guys that work at lumbermills. They take logs and make them into board lumber. Sawyers are part of the woodsmen class. Sawyers include the fallers (who exclusively fall timber [me]), and the loggers (guys that limb timber and cut it into logs). The union (Woodsmen of the World) doesn't just include us, but also extends to jobs related to sawyers like the donkeys (guys that load the logs onto trucks/trains), firemen (guys that come in after we are all done, cut the brush away, and burn the roots and scrub to the ground), and hoedads (guys that come in to plant new trees, and make barriers to keep the deer out). I really want you to ask me about forest fires, the unionbusting of the Clinton administration, and why the west coast has been burning for 30 years but I am not going to bring it up because I am a good boomer who did nothing but discuss NES/SNES/PS1 games and how shit modern metroidvanias are.>>719523620Ya finna cry about it spic? You finna mald?>>719524418>Are you ok?Kinda? It's a three day weekend so I don't have work. My son and daughter are off at college, Metal Geat Solid Delta is worse than the original I played 20 years ago. My wife is a vapid social media addicted whore and every time she start regurgiating jewish talking points at me I want to grab the maul from my work pack and bash her head in until I see brainmeat. Everything just kinda sucks. Even this site I have used for almost half my life is just worthless brown subhumans like you and AI posts.
>>719516309gears of war
>>719525597nobody asked>he let his daughter go off to collegeoh no no no
>>719525597uh oh melty
>>719498861/thread
>>719526612Zoomers are weird and will never interact with people offline. Thank God my I don't have a failson like you. :pray:>>719525980Here is some fatherly knowledge. All women are whores unless you beat them and keep a close eye. You can pretend otherwise and seethe about it, or you can accept it and hope your wife is enough of a gigastacy that she can bully your daughter into acting like a human being.Anyone got a guide for syncing your PSVR2 controllers? I got these when they were first released but I desynced them to try and play steam VR games. This new Nu Male Sky update came out and now I can't resync them for the life of me.v
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>>719524232Any tool is dangerous if you're using it as a weapon retard I clearly meant dangerous to operate, get some fucking reading comprehension you child left behind nigger.>"Hurr durr what do you mean a screwdriver isn't dangerous? You could stab someone in the eyeball with it"Fucking British logic
>>719499667Low damage is a stupid point to make but it's not going to get far. It tears through wood but wood is hard enough that the saw is able to chisel off small, harmless chips and the rest of it maintains it's shape. Try to cut soft tissue with it and the teeth are going to grab on and pull chunks of flesh into itself. God forbid it catches a piece of clothing
>>719517659fucking RNG bullshit.
I remember using a circular saw and the blade fell the fuck off mid use and went shooting probably an inch past my stomach, I saw God that day.
>>719499238>circsaw is too slowYour blade is probably installed the wrong direction.
>>719529531Was god a cute girl?
>>719524232made for akimbo chainsaws
>>719498394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_flKbsZoAHg
>>719504973>>719505093What about Toy stories?
>>719527905See this is the zoomer thing. You are too scared to directly quote a post, you just seethe in passive-agression because you don't even have the balls to say something directly on an anonymouse tibetant mandal manufacturory. You are weak, a failson, and some father's greatest shame.There is literally no consequence to you popping off and saying what you actually feel, but you are so afraid you just talk into your cuff and pretend that is a dubya. Ohio skibibidity personified.You are spiritually mexican. May as well be a groyper or troon. Ya weak.
>40k chainswords still used to club a mother fucker if the teeth break or the engine is gummed with meatWhich is why they are cool, and you are not.
holy meltdown
>>719498394You need one with a 500cc 70hp dirtbike engine.
>>719498861body that freak
>>719498394How the fuck is a chainsaw low damage in real life? As far as melee weapons go it's OP as fuck.
>>719534620If you ever post such tasteless shit again I will chew through your ass and nest.
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>>719498394>Greatest melee weapon in every game it exists in!Doom's chainsaw is garbage for the most part, you're usually better off not grabbing it if the map has a berserk pack.
>>719525597> really want you to ask me about forest fires, the unionbusting of the Clinton administration, and why the west coast has been burning for 30 yearsI unironically want to hear more about this
>>719525597>SawyersYou rang?
>>719525597>claims to be boomer>uses niggerslangIf you're going to larp then at least try to make it convincing.
>>719541390Not the larper, but unionbusting is a billion dollar industry in burgerland. Who do you think keep telling you that unions are always bad and wrong and badong and pls don't form one because think of the poor billionaires.
>>719498394Which version is more fun?
