How's that sonic crossworlds Beta going? I bet it's less BULLSHIT AND RAGE INDUCING as the blue shell from hell. GET IN HERE! Code:L0H M8X
You know the drill. Starting with some CPU's until the room fills up to at least 8.
Are my favorite regulars on?
>kamek made me unable to trick while doing the shortcut
>>719500474Oopsies
>>719499424I love clyburn
>>719500294Name them
Posting again
gotta do errands sorry guys
>>719500615Clyburn, Starman, Alice, Cloudy
>>719501281You forgot one
>>719501515You
>>719501784:3Come and join
Let's go, nerds
>>719500536I love you too Anon!>>719501281You're a cool regular too.
>>719501281starman isnt here, what
>>719502332He is in our hearts
>>719502332Those are the people he's asking who's here. Only Clyburn
I miss I miss you
Can you TTfags stop picking the same tryhard tracks?
>>719503228I wanna study and practice time trials but that sounds so boring
>>719503228which tracks do you consider tryhard
That was some bullshit
>>719503597I'd rather just play on the weekends and embarrass myself trying shortcuts and falling off the track
Running on 3 hours of sleep but I don't care. Screw the sandman I wanna race.
>>719503858Any track that takes more than 5 minutes to learn the shortcuts consistently
>>719504371git gud
>Got first place in a /v/eeken a second time. This hit of happiness. Unreal.I need more.
Racists: 15/24
>>719504654Congrats! :)
Welcome gusto guss never before seen
>all three red shells spin into the faggot next to me and do nothingI hate this game
>>719505446OKAY!I didn't finish last this time.
>>719505869>He didn't get a boomerang while lastNintendo hiring Indian coders?
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF*Smells like bacon in here *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*SMELLS LIKE PAYPIGGIE
dead game lol
My enjoyment on /v/eekends is boosted when I see salty niggas like those
>>719506110posted it again award.
>>719506176SQUEAL FOR ME BUOAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>got a mushroom ready to dodge thr blue shell>get hit by a boomerang just before it hits>unable to use mushroom and get hit>come to a complete stop as a resultI have you guys
Doing teams after this next set of races.
>>719507259Put me on blue team please
16/24 piggies
>oh boy, a bo->lightning
>>7194994245 teams of 3 people each
worst series of races ever
>>719507307I tried.
Thanks for putting me on blue team
>>719499424>tie scoreNice job picking balanced teams!
bluetards?
>>719509469Kamala bros, not like this.Not like this.
>Get blue shell>Baby Daisy is in first.>Have to hold it the entire race and face last place. Maaaan.
>>719499424I came to shoot red shells at my teammates and chew bubblegum
>blue last round>yellow this round
Codename you should have let me take that blue I had a mushroom and a star
Fuck you shockfag
Where's the princess fanart?
>>719510929I read "princess fart" for a second
>>719511217Wario...
>>719510929
>>719511306holy based
Dead game lmao
What a fucking mess at the end
tan daisy = best daisy
yellowbros tf happened
Last teams and then back to normal races.
>>719511641I will buy Mario Kart World if they bring back Isabelle as a racer
>>719511217LMAO
Green teamIt's not looking so good..
>>719511713I wish.
I really need to figure out how to not fuck up that final glider shortcut. Failing that one is devastating
Have a distraction!
>>719512202based princessanon
YELLOWGAWDS DON'T FUCK THIS UP
Of course is Rainbow road...
I blame Nolan
>>719513156bravo nolan
Doing two more sets of races and then calling it on my end for /v/eekend.
>yellow teammate drops out>still win while down a playerPro gaming prevails once again. Anyway I think i’m good for this /v/eekend, i’ll see you /v/ags next month lolAlso shout-out to the host/isabellefag who’s been keeping things running
>>719513156>>719513196I literally topscored on yellow what are you talking about
>>719513490This is the pro player of these threads? Sad...
>>719513573I don't remember what team I was on uh bruh I think it was blue I have to make dinner anyways
Is Clyburn based or cringe?
>>719514462filtered
Anyone remember klicklac from mk8? he got arrested lol
>>719514462clyburn is my boyfriend
>>719514851He's my boyfriend too
I can't stop missing the last item for the life of me.
>it's already dead
>>719514613Stop namedropping old irrelevant faggots who don't play anymore and lets find some new based regulars like Clyburn
Thanks for playing! I'll see you all next /v/eekend! I'm going to pass out and die in ditch.
>2nd place runs into my banana after I drive over the grass>everyone else apparently gets hornedGgs everyone
>>719515498Hello Ryan
Coggert here. I have such a burning desire to be with Alice. How I go about asking her out? I can't take this anymore.
Why are these nintendo threads always so fucking autistic
Alice here. I have such a burning desire to be with Clyburn. How I go about asking him out? I can't take this anymore.
Anyone wanna play splatoon
>>719513490Relax guy, it's just banter.
>>719516493chat is this real
>no reoccuring threads allowed on /v/>well EXCEPT if it's a nintendo gameJannies are you okay?
>>719516647/v/eekends have been around for nearly 15 years newfag
Hello everyone, Penta, Steven, and Chris here. This is an update letter regarding the situation here.I am deeply sorry that we haven't been able to keep up with the large amount of applications that we've received from those of you who are interested in joining our Discord group.We are steadily getting through them all now and are going to continue to slowly funnel people into our Discord group and private chats while avoiding the cancer.Please don't message us asking for a progress update on your application as we are working through them at a rate that ensures we accept only those who deserve to be part of our new community.Remember that your application will be accepted or denied based on your total playtime, in-game skill, quality of your posts in these threads and the application itself.Continue sending them to the usual place please.If your application is accepted, remember that at any time we feel you do not continuously meet our rigorous standards, you may get vote kicked out.Lurkers need not apply. We don't want spies in our new cancer-free community.Thank you all for your patience and understanding while we work hard to fight through these cancerous times.- Penta, Steven, and Chris (Supreme Council Leaders)Penta (NID: PentaSalia)Chris (NID: Just-Chris9786)Steven (NID: AznGamer405)
So this is kinda late, but uh, whatever.This was taken back at NiCon in Hannover. Met up with two cool dudes I met on the chans, one of which was doing the best Tewi cosplay ever.I’m the Nostalgia Critic knock-off at the bottom left, because I am cheap and never quite had the balls and/or time to make a 2hu cosplay yet.Fuck getting a haircut for that costume, by the way. I like my hair long.
Hello everyone. Meteoris, Alice and Panchito here. As you may well know in the past 2 weeks we have lost 4 members of the active 7 and it saddens me to say that those 4 will no longer be leaders of the council.The council went through some serious problems after Ryan left, who was then followed by Phil, Adam and TWK this week.After these unfortunate events the council responsibilities have been past down to us 3, who are the only remaining members of the active 7.I am deeply sorry to say that all of the applications sent in the past 2 weeks will have to be sent again to one of us now, and not Phil or Adam.We will work through them all as fast as possible and continue to funnel people into our skype group and private forums while avoiding the cancer.Please don't message us asking for a progress update on your application as we will be working through them at a rate that ensures we accept only those who deserve to be part of our new community.Remember that your application will be accepted or denied based on your total playtime, in-game skill, quality of your posts in these threads and the application itself.(Taro, Niploli and all avatarfags need not apply. We don't want your kind in our new cancer-free community.)We want to thank Ryan, Phil, Adam and TWK for their contributions to our council.Their leadership will be missed, but we ensure you that we will continue to bring you the best MK8 community that exists.Please give a warm welcome to Penta, Chris, Dan and Harry who are here to help sort through applications and moderate the forums and skype chat.While not members of the Active 7, these 4 have been promoted to full council members and will now be enforcing all of the council rules.Together we can keep the filthy noname scum out of our lobbies, and cleanse this general.Thank you all for your patience and understanding while we work hard to fight through these cancerous times.- Meteoris, Alice and Panchito (Leaders of the Council)
Mario Kart?
Ok, all the typical shitters have been exposed, but I don't think we nailed all of them yet.If I called your name, you must respond to this post or I will consider you a secret shitter.adamjavisebastianryankittyTWKDr. IvostevenTimdogcandyBarkleyLaNphilran da muuflippyelflarrymarkpleinweegeeChristinejohnnywillowKlicKlacmeteorisPwohDane
I created a skill list of the top 50 200cc racers here based on calculations that factored in W/L ratio, time spent in 200cc, overall playing activity, and a "magic ratio"I didn't include a lot of newfags who need to play more to be ratedTop 50 /mk8g/ and /v/eekend 200cc racers1. adam 87.502. tim 80.003. twk 73.254. dane 72.255. candy 70.756. dr ivo 65.507. nepe 51.008. penta 50.259. kevin 47.7510. ryan 44.0011. javi 44.0012. nip loli 43.2513. nikki 42.2514. klicklac 42.0015. pwoh 41.5016. dog 41.0017. larry 40.7518. wally 40.5019. willow 38.7520. cloudy 38.7521. ultim8 37.2522. flippy elf 35.2523. alice 34.2524. phil 33.5025. barkley 31.2526. key 30.2527. johnny 29.7528. sebastian 29.529. tom 29.2530. panchito 27.2531. chris 25.0032. omega 22.7533. maebbie 19.7534. lan 18.2535. coggert 17.0036. jab 17.2537. thurler 16.538. dan 15.5039. ran da muu 15.5040. meteoris 15.0041. kitty 14.2542. heisenberg 12.543. sandoval 11.7544. waa 11.7545. sumea 11.5046. geo 12.0047. christine 10.2548. taro 9.7549. jane 8.2550. theartrix 8.00
Top 20 worst faggots to ever grace /mk8g/.20. masterlink19. turbo18. dogstalker17. Ryza Jr.16. harry15. sanjo14. thurler13. taro12. wally11. matt10. dan9. chris8. maebbie7. alice6. panchito5. nip loli and the toadette brigade4. tim3. skullgirls2. TheArtrix1. pentasalia
skype groupaccel.loli : Meteorisgoombarmada : Nickguilherme.thuler : Thurlerhypergumba : Taroknightmarepilot : Timmfwnoskype : kittymokarin.sono : Cloudypeachesinthetrees : Alicepentasalad : Pentasertcube : Sertspore_whore : Nipstubaccordion : Panchitowonderful-dotil : Dog
This message is for the anti-skype autists.I don't get why you dense faggots get so triggered so much about skype and how it's cancerous. You say it's cancer without even going in because you would rather shitpost and depend on an autistic German man to post logs for you so you can have a hand-picked argument for why it's cancerous to the general. It doesn't seem that different from a Steam group that other generals have.Do you feel excluded because you can't get to the skype or something? Do you have this image in your head about what /mk8g/ should and shouldn't be everytime some shitter mentions Skype and need to post about how skype cancerous to feel better. Your posts about who is or isn't in Skype bump the thread, but more numbers are in the skype group, thanks to the shitter in the skype posting somewhat hard evidence. Aren't you lonely? You bitched about how golf is a circlejerk and now it's mostly contained in Skype. You bitched about other games not related to Mario Kart and now the only offtopic game mentioned in the thread is Captain Toad and it's just one person pushing that. You whined and kept posting your complaints on how it's a hugbox circlerjerk and now there's nothing left. /v/eekend has been hit or miss since Smash. The truth is that if you want to race/golf/whatever with anons on /v/ (/mk8g/ haha) the skype group mostly dictates when a full or close to full lobby these days. Screencap this because next summer will never be as fun as the summer the game came out on.Oh and one more thing, merry christmas.but if you keep being so fucking autistic over the word skype, I hope you kill yourself join Lunar in hell next year.
Darkwolf|Totenkruez|Nys|Danny|Lucas|Nips|Harry|Nepe|Drift|Tinluigi|Rocketmii|Phoebe|TWK|Christine|TheArtrixSebastian|LaN|Matti|Cloudy|Sunny|Sandoval|?|Tom|Willow|Javi|Steven|WAAAAA|Larry|JP|KateSumea|Forkies|Johnny|Phil|Adam|?|?|Klicklac|Panchito|Alice|April|Dr. Ivo|Tim|Nikki|HammernBlu-ray|Ultim8|Sanjo|?|Starluigi|Taro|Pwoh|Walter|Meteoris|Kevin|Spyclone|Konyuna|Lunar|Nono|Jab?|Shane|Matt|Chris|Oktavius|Ryan|Penta|Grabuge|Sandy|Flippy|Ran Da Muu|Orphamiel|Sert|Dan|PleinCandy|?|Mikan|Thurler|Kitefish|Glazty|Sweaterpup|Dane|Juan Pablo|?|Wally|Dog|Lightning|AD?|Funkles|Owlet|Heisenberg|Maebbie|Coggert|Key|?|MimiQT|Kitty|Barkley|Izz|Dogstalker|Chris
Reminder that there are a group of regular players (Adam, Phil, TWK, Alice, Panchito, Ryan, Meteoris) who are known as the Active 7 or Council of Regulars, who have a private skype group where they share lagswitch techniques and other glitch and bug exploits so they can cheat to win in Mario Kart 8. Block, report and blacklist them all.NIDs Isaidhello, freakzene, HadronMkII, RainbowInkling, PanCat, animew33dlord, Meteoris
Sept 14th, 2015 - Pentasalia (aka /mk8g/ most hated person and cancer incarnate) started to visit the community. He made a shocking introduction to the lobbies by playing as Rosalina and Firehopping. Unfortunately, from that moment on, he would never fuck off.Sept 16th, 2015 - Plein, kitty, and Johnny start the infamous "Council of Regulars" meme by tryharding as cancerous miis to be cancer "ironically". Little did they know that this single act would cause countless amount of arguing, shitposting, and circlejerking for months to come. The council of regulars meme continues to be used by shitposters to this day.Around a week or so later - People started getting by Tim and Penta exclusively using Heavyweights and firehopping. So some anon ended up making some sort of private lobby so everyone wouldn't have to play with Tim and Penta. This same day, Plein decided to poke fun at this whole incident by making a clantard Mii and "ironically" firehop using a heavyweight. a few other anons ended up joining in too. When people tried to call Plein out on this shit, he basically tried to justify himself by saying everyone already knew him and knew he was joking. People got really, really pissed. Also happening on the same day, some dude Told Kitty to post nudes, and Kitty assumed it was Mark. The two of them got into a huge argument in thread, and both of them said they were leaving /mk8g/ forever, until they both ended up coming back a few hours later.
/mk8g/ 200cc Era Leaderboard Ranking (Update from Week 29)>Supreme ChampionRank #01: Cloudy - 84.7 points>Second ChampionRank #02: Darkwolf - 80.9 points>Elite FourRank #03: Kevin - 80.7 pointsRank #04: Tim - 59.6 pointsRank #05: Alice - 53.5 pointsRank #06: Coggert - 52.9 points>Silver SixRank #07: Nepe - 52.3 pointsRank #08: KlicKlac - 46.3 pointsRank #09: Larry - 42.9 pointsRank #10: Javi - 39.7 pointsRank #11: Chris - 38.5 pointsRank #12: Sandoval - 33.2 points>Bronze RacersRank #13: Flippy - 33.1 pointsRank #14: Pwoh - 31.5 pointsRank #15: Walter - 31.1 pointsRank #16: Dane - 30 pointsRank #17: Wally - 29.8 pointsRank #18: Sumea - 25.1 pointsRank #19: Ryan - 25 pointsRank #20: Ran da Muu - 24.4 points>Alice has overtaken Nepe and is now rank #5.>Coggert has overtaken Nepe and is now rank #6 and part of the Elite Four.>Javi has overtaken Chris is now rank #10.>Sandoval has overtaken Flippy is now rank #12 and part of the Silver Six.>Walter has overtaken Dane is now rank #15.>Ryan has entered the ranking at #19.>Ran da Muu has entered the ranking at #20.>Nys and Niploli are no longer part of the ranking.
11 years ago Alice was 14 and was groomed by some pedo called Panchito on /mk8g/. They met up and he took advantage of her. She's now 25 and still karting in these threads and on a discord server where she is extremely autistic about princess Peach and Pokemon
>>719517751tfw I'm on the list
>>719499424>How's that sonic crossworlds Beta going?Played it for 20 hours this weekend, will be swapping to it full time once it's out until it dies. Vehicle, gadget and character balance is pretty good albeit for time trial the best combo has more or less already been found on current tracks. Not having to deal with Intermissions in the matchmaking queue is the biggest plus by far. Otherwise, just waiting for new F Zero 99 content to drop.t. guy who is only here because your thread showed up when I searched Sonic
CANDELARIO SULEB IS A HUGE FUCKING FAG I FUCKING HATE YOU NIGGER
Cancer Ranking1. Penta and Wally2. Ryan3. Glazty and Owlet4. kitty5. Mark6. Chris Steven and Matti7. matt and Sanjo8. TheArtrix9. Dan10. Cloudy Snowy and Sunny11. Plein and Johnny12. Niploli Dog and the Toadette Brigade13. Skullgirls14. Tim15. Harry and Thurler16. Nikki and Barkley17. Panchito and Alice18. Heisenberg19. Taro20. Dane21. Danny/Jane Robyn Sasha Oktavius and MimiQT22. Maebbie23. Nono Orphamiel and Kate/Ashley24. Nepe Flippy Kevin and DogStalker25. Javi Sebastian LaN and Phil
>>719517751>How are ranks decided if multiple players have the same amount of points?The player with the highest amount of in-game leaderboard points earned will be ranked higher if this occurs.>I'm a literal who and I don't matter. How can I earn points to raise my glorious 200cc era rank on this leaderboard?You earn 1 point every time you appear on the leaderboard at the end of each week, and an extra 1 point for every 1,000 in-game points earned. (Remember that only points gained during a week that you on the in-game leaderboard will count.)>How can I make my in-game points count?Appear on the in-game leaderboard and all of your in-game points for the week that you appear will count and be added to your total.>How can I earn a leaderboard appearance?Appear on the in-game leaderboard at the end of each week to gain 1 appearance.>How can I become a currently active racer?Appear on the in-game leaderboard at the end of the week for 4 consecutive weeks.
DarkwolfTotenkruezNysDannyLucasNipsHarryNepeDriftTinluigiRocketmiiPhoebeTWKChristineArthrixSebLanMattiCloudySunnySandoval?TomWillowJaviStevenWAAAAALarryJPI forgotSumeaForkiesJohnnyPhilAdam??KlicklacPanchitoAliceAlice's sister who I cannot recall the name ofDr IvoTimNikkiHammernBlurayUltm8Sanjo?StarluigiTaroPwohWalterMeteorisSpycloneKonyunaLunarNonoJabSomething XNickMattChrisOktaviusRyanPentaGrabugeSandyFlippyRan Da MuuOrphamielSertDanPleinCandy? I don't really remember females, they are uninteresting to meMikanThurlerKitefishGlatzySweaterpupDaneJuan Pablo?WallyRyzaDogLightningAD?FunklesOwletHeisenbergMaebbieCoggert,Key,?,MimiQT,Kitty,?,Barkley,Kate,Dogstalker,Chris
This is why the regulars moved to skype and discord, because schizo retards like maebbie, glazty, and kitty spam and ruin these threads when they stop taking their meds
What even is this
>>719518321kitty randomly sent me her nudes lmao
>>719518579The new Active 7
teamfag cancer tier rankings:>goat tierskull girls-------insurmountable wall------>top tiertoadette brigadeactive 7>high tierteam weatherpenta and wallytim and cloudynip loli and phoebepenta's secret shitter skype members>mid tierryan and sebsnikki and barkleyteam nipplesalice and panchitoteam hei ho>low tierkitty and candyteam dongstormteam hahamk7 "oldfags"sebs and lan>shit tierowlet and basedryanncloudy and oktaviusmaebbie and glazty
Penta's friend Wally a.k.a Kouta is a pedoSplatoon Safety has decided to issue a lifetime ban against Kouta. This is enforced by all Signatories and includes both online and LAN tournaments.https://x.com/splatsafety/status/1274499705737601024https://x.com/ShinxShinexx/status/1286174789850345472
>>719516680AznGamer405 is a fat chink pedohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRil9On96hs
>>719519320A birthday present for :iconazngamer405:AznGamer405. Happy birthday! :ihavecaek:
Discord was a mistake
If you see Nolan, hit him. Simple as.
/mk8g/ OFFICIAL HUSBANDO TIER RANKING AMENDEDBEST TIERnone of you faggotsHIGH TIERTWK Adam Dr. Ivo WeegeeGOOD TIERPanchito Javi Sebastian candy LaN KilcKlacMID TIERChris Phil Meteoris Tom TimPenta Wally Sandoval WillowSHIT TIERDog Dan Ryan Thurler TheArtrix Taro MaebbieDED TIERRyza Jr. Haes Plein Kervin matt WAAAA Sanjo MASTERLINKX Larry Mark Dane
mfw this thread
>>719519427unfortunately it was the solution
Nikki's discord server > Panchito's discord server
>>719519604dude wtf
>>719519604In retrospect I hope this was an advanced larp
>>719519146I hate that faggot
>>719519956>>719520027It's real. she still karts and is still the worst player in /v/kend
>>719520187It's not the same alice you retard
>>719520320it is
>>719520430proof?
>>719517590>MarkHe was a faggot who rped as a girl on /vp/
Hello everyone, Penta, Steven, and Chris here. This is an update letter regarding the situation here.I am deeply sorry that we haven't been able to keep up with the large amount of applications that we've received from those of you who are interested in joining our skype group.We are steadily getting through them all now and are going to continue to slowly funnel people into our skype group and private chats while avoiding the cancer.Please don't message us asking for a progress update on your application as we are working through them at a rate that ensures we accept only those who deserve to be part of our new community.Remember that your application will be accepted or denied based on your total playtime, in-game skill, quality of your posts in these threads and the application itself.Continue sending them to the usual place please.If your application is accepted, remember that at any time we feel you do not continuously meet our rigorous standards, you may get vote kicked out.Lurkers need not apply. We don't want spies in our new cancer-free community.Thank you all for your patience and understanding while we work hard to fight through these cancerous times.- Penta, Steven, and Chris (Supreme Council Leaders)Penta (NID: PentaSalia)Chris (NID: Just-Chris9786)Steven (NID: AznGamer405)
Status? Anyone playing?
Why are you doing this?
I'm just trying to kart, brosWhat the fuck is going on?
>>719520963it died an hour and a half ago
>>719520320Someone told me she went on to be a vtuber
this is what happens when you namedrop faggots and give them attention
This thread has a disturbing lack of princess art. Step it up, Starman
>>719521512
>>719521552You're the mvp
>>719521594Mega /v/eekend poster?
>>719517802I like princess peach and pokemon too. maybe she'll be my gf
>>719521594Danke
>>719521668>>719521749my valuable princess
alice drew me a toad on miiverse once but I was too shy to respond. thx
>>719522219Fuck off chris
anyone remember Tom?
This thread needs more Peach and Rosalina
>>719522828This thread needs more mario kart
>>719522930All the Anons are probably done for the weekend unless there's a room open.
i just got homeis the lobby still up
>>719523160I love you peachposter
>>719523213died two hours ago
>>719523313what the fuck
>>719523313someone start it up again
>>719523405Only if you send me the discord server link
>>719523374>>719523405you'll get like 4 people max
>>719523461I'm not in the server but I wish I was because I'm lonely and want mario kart/nintendo friends lolSomeone said weeks ago that they don't know how to invite new people without the risk of ruining their group
>>719523160SEX
>>719523598Just need a young autist with the energy to weed out shitters to start a new one
Wish Pauline had more alternate outfits.
the guys in the discord are geriatrics who have been playing for over a decade
room where
>>719523891I'm still coping about DLC outfits for her
>>719523598I know anon, me too.
>>719524038Could of given her this outfit.
>>719523229Love you too anon.