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Maneater Mildred
high effort gem
>>719502715let him cook
>>719503104Are there really "Disney adults" that play this shit?And clap at it?
>>719503185You implying Chip N Dale its not mature?
>>719503479>picfucks me up everytime
>>719503104This fucking series, I swear.
>>719503479Cucked by a fly
Please post that picture, you know the oneIt gets me every time
>>719502715>>719503185I unironically yelled K I N O when OP happened and when Let it Go started playing.
>>719502715The only memorable parts of this game wereWoody upstaging SoraVanitas getting thrown through doorsand Donald killing a guy
>>719502715It's so ridiculous it wraps back around into being great
>>719502715It will never not be incredibly funny to me that kingdom hearts is canon to Toy Story.So in between movies Woody and Buzz get up to some serious bullshit and then just stop caring about it when it's over.
>>719502715If you can't appreciate woody telling an edgy anime OC that he's a fag with no friends that you're a midwit that takes himself too seriously.
>>719505000YES, THIS ONE.Fucking Nomura
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>>719505673This isn't the actual scene though
>>719503479Seriously one of the most hilarious frames of all timeFucking My Bike Got Stolen-ass plotline
>japanese dev elevates lowbrow kids cartoonLord above, bless you for granting this world Nomura for saving us from the dregs of uninspired dogass.
What should I know about KH?
>>719506027The Keyblade can open all sorts of locks
>>719503185I paly it for the superior final fantasy story and tolerate and enjoy the disney nonsense for what it is. Just like the majority of people in the world.
You know what's really funny?That's Tom Hanks' brotherWhenever Woody appears in a piece of media that isn't a $20m blockbuster they let Jim Hanks voice him for dirt cheap because they sound similarThat amuses me a lot for some reasonHe does the theme park rides too
>>719506328Reminds me how they got Harrison Ford's son to lipsync a Blade Runner scene that was broken since release because his lower face was probably similar enough
>>719502715Why are the "cringe" KH moments you find in compilations and threads like these 99% from KH2 and onward? What made KH1 so earnest and not cringe?
>>719505797Why do people say deliberately stupid, contrarian shit so confidently that anyone could easily look up?https://youtu.be/HfWbZTvMgjk?si=vqVlyqq6-PJwvGGb&t=429>b-b-but he ACKSHULLY says one more line between those two imagesStill the same scene, retard.
>>719503104>>719503185I mean, the first Kingdom Hearts came out when I was a kid and I really enjoyed it, but I would never talk about this series with anyone outside of /v/>talk about this series with a die-hard fan>gotta listen to this little faggot make sense of a story that makes Metal Gear Solid look easy to follow>talk about this series with someone that doesn't know anything about Kingdom Hearts>they probably think I stalk little boys wearing a Goofy outfit or some bullshit nowThere's no winning that scenario. I would be more embarrassed if somebody found my original Kingdom Hearts strategy guide under my bed than a mountain of gay porn in my closet.
>>719506871My explanation is, KH1 did not took itself too seriously, it was more about the journey than the destination. Fuck around with disney and SE characters, that's it.The issue is, that is a terrible foundation for a long-running series, because you need some sort of plot to maintain everything. I don't think the expected KH1 to sell that well.It's my headcanon, so don't quote me.
>>719506027darkness
>>719502843HOL' UP LET YT BOI COOK
>>719506328>That amuses me a lot for some reasonIt's interesting that his brother can pull off a nearly identical voice, yeah, but it's not all that surprising that he doesn't come back to voice shit unless it can earn him millions, an Oscar, or another trip to the Kiddie Cape Club. Tom Hanks is one of those types of people who has a VERY curated image but everyone who has met him says he's an asshole. There's a reason his own son shits on him so much.
>>719503104>also my name spelled backwards is Dis-
what are the best Donald Duck games? hit me with the essential donaldcore
>>719507727Quackshot is alright, I guess. Other ducks had better games.
>>719503479>BUZZED.COM
>>719506871Because KH2 was forced to expand the plot of a Disney/FF Isekai.
>>719507412What did his sons say about him?
>>719503479Reminder that Gadget got impregnated by a literal fly.She got FLY'D. Deal with it. She let that disgusting, shit eating BUG shove it's smelly, gross BUG COCK in her vagina until the bug ejaculated and she loved every minute of it. She begged for more bug cum inside her. She kissed the bug as he pumped away. She let his bug cum sit in her vagina and prayed that the cum would reach her womb. She had a womb full of maggots until she pushed them out. She cared for and caressed a bunch of fresh born maggot babies and asked for even more bug cum in her vagina to birth even more disgusting bug abominations.And there's nothing you can do about it. This is a literal canon event.
>>719504881/thread
>>719510020fucking grim
>>719503104my sides
>>719507727Cold Shadow on the snes.
>>719506989it's not the same. stop moving the goal posts, retard.
>>719510020DELET THIS
As someone who played KH1 and enjoyed it, but saw the writing on the wall and stopped about five minutes onto KH2 this thread is extremely funny to meI really did like KH1 though. Great battle system
>>719503479>>719510020
>>719512621Oh shit it's real?? i thought it was just another cuck story bs
Is KH3 a good game?
>>719512995It's real and it's the latest movie.
Kingdom Hearts.
>>719512621>>719510020Till this day I don't know if this was done out of spite, or writers that had no clue about the characters from the past. Because I always though zipper was more of a sidekick animal like scoobydoo.
>>719502715>they never did a darkwing duck world>launchpad crashlands you there>superhero costumes>team up with DW to fight the fearsome five>get gizmoduck summon
>>719513416But why..why would they do this? what is there to gain??
>>719513863(nostalgia) money.
>>719513738I'm pretty shocked we never saw Launchpad nor Baloo
>>719506242>I'll ignore all the Disney stuff in my Japanese Disney gameGod I fucking hate Kingdom Hearts niggers. All of you are like this. For a community of people that frequently complain about the Disney elements of KH, you sure love giving the big D money every time Square Latinx shits out a new game that ends up being even worse than the last one. Why do you faggots play these games that are clearly licensed Disney games and get upset that there's Disney slop in them? It honestly seems like most KH fans are wanna-be Final Fantasy fans, but they're too chicken shit to actually play Final Fantasy, so they desperately try and extract all the Nomurian OC bullshit in a futile attempt to make this franchise seem more FF than it really is. >>719503104Most Disney Adults I've talked to dislike Kingdom Hearts.
>>719502715It was a different time...
