>Hey Anon, you wanna hang out and play some mario 64 together at my place after school?wat do here /v/
Sorry bitch I only fuck boys with vaginas how about you fuck off you fucking poser
Sure thing, Dewey
>>719505184
>>719505137monkey ears lmao
Sorry I don't want to catch your cancer
>>719505137no way fag im smoking weed with nora
>>719505137Agree and then rape her when we get to her place
>>719505137She will end up on my lap pillow and I WILL CLEAN HERE EARS
>>719505137This game was completely forgotten within a month. Why can't the devs manage another LiS level success?
>>719505865If you played it you'd understand why. It was extremely bland. LiS2 was ass too, the original LiS was a flash in the pan.
>>719505137Aren't you a fat bitch in this game?
>>719505458norabros...
>>719505137>mario 64
>>719505137uuuuuooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERETRO GAMES WITH BEATORICHEEEEONLY 6 HALF-PRESSES UNTIL WE GLITCH INTO THE GOLDEN LAND
>>719505137do a 360 and walk away because I'm seeing ghosts
>>719505137>Mario 64? What's that? Never heard of it. N64 flopped outside of America. In europe and japan nobody had heard of Mario64, Goldeneye or OOT. 00s gaming journalism was hyping up shit that barely anyone in the world had played. Was a wild time.
>>719505458
>>719505137
>>719505137Girls didnt play nintendo 64 back then
>>719505137axe, full force, midway between jaw and collarbone
>>719506509she looks sickly
>>719505458Fucking cock blocking Nora, shut up.But the replys being added as time goes on is such a good idea for these types of games.
>>719505137The Ultra 64 won't come out for another year. But you can help me beat this level in Donkey Kong Country. You can be Diddy. He's faster and smaller, so he's easier to play.
did they ever showed the main character in the present day?
>>719506509awful facial expression
>>719507384yeah
>>719506509whats this bitchs name
>>719505865>>719506509Life is Strange was a big success because a few big creators made cringe compilations out of the first episode, then a ton of people jumped in expecting the whole thing to be extremely cringe only to end up liking it mostly unironically. Its success was a complete accident and is impossible to replicate on purpose.
these are children...kids even
>>719507384
>>719507845Uhhh, anon, where's Kat...?
>>719505137No way fag. Me and the bros are gonna play Tekken 2 at Trevor's house. His parents are out of town and he stole the key's to his dad's liquor cabinent. Also Ryan's dad taped King of the Ring so we are going to watch that too. NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>719507845I'm supposed to believe these women are in their early 40s?
>>719505137>mario 64No thanks
>>719507907I'm here
>>719507907IN HEEEEEEEEELL
hows this compared to LiS
>>719508227Extremely bland, it's very light on the supernatural stuff by comparison and the cast is pretty boring. Mechanically it's pretty cool, they added a thing where new dialogue options appear and old ones start to disappear as time goes on which makes the "pick what to say now" bits a bit more dynamic and mysterious on a first time playthrough. Decent game, better than LiS2, very meh compared to LiS1.
>>719508227its more slow paced and slice-of-life than LiS, like they made an entire game out of that junkyard scene with Chloe and Max where they walk on tracks hand in hand
>>719507845All lesbians btw
>>719505137I would go, romance her and saver her from that family and the lesbians
>>719505184>>719505752>>719505760>>719505785>>719508227>Are you some kinda incel loser or something Anon? Have you ever even had a girlfriend? How do you respond without sounding mad /v/?
>>719508639Beat her and then rape the himbo on the bike.
>>719505137Why she got sideburns
>>719508523Awesome, Do they Human Centipede each other?I got this game free from PSN but never fired it up
>>719505137No but I'll come over and we can 69 each other!
>looks like a dude in a kids suspenders with freckles like someone shart on his faceNo thanks fuck off, I'm filing a restraining order
>>719508227Not as good. The first episode is super comfy. Maybe more so than lis. But the second episode goes nuts and the story flys off the handle at a millions miles and hour then ends in a complete nonsensical way. I played it free on ps plus or something and was glad i did. That first episode was real good.
>>719508639I havent had a girlfriend but i raped your sister last night lmao. What sweet cunny
>>719508831 Bro her barber spun the chair around halfway through and said “you’re good to go.” She got that mid-transformation Goku look like she paused in the middle of evolving.
>>719505137>Mario 64Why is it always a pedo thing?
>>719507845Swan got hot. But still acts like shes 16
>>719508868Yes. Its a post credit sxene
>>719505137That's a one player game
>>719508639Yes and no
>>719505137Go to the next room and fuck her sister
>>719510429Anon... she has a boyfriend... Also she's really mean and bitchy so you'd probably get bullied by her more than anything...
>>719505458it's a fat girls pov
>>719506353GUFFAW
>>719506509bro she's 12
>>719512756out of 10
>>719506353Who is this semen demon?
>>719512756with the voice of a 30 year old
>>719512756out of 12
>>719508639>>719510429How do I stop being intimidated by women like this?
>>719505137why hasnt her model been ripped for sfm porn yet?
>>719518353why does she do this
>>719518451what? why would someone do that?
>>719518543Do what, anon?
>>719507845They look like hags before too. What the hell is this game.
>>719509696I want to know why the fuck I had to scroll down this fair to see this response.
>>719519460Because it doesn't need to be a two player game for two people to play it you autist
>>719506353How do you get a gf like this
>>719505137360 and walk away
>>719518451there's some stillshots in r34 with her model
>>719521703I read that as a shota. Bummer.
>>719518451Why SFM and not blender, isnt that better?
I finished tape 1 and got so bored. Is tape 2 any better?
>>719521703I don't delve into western slop that much, but since rule34.xxx doesn't allow loli, where do people post western loli sfms? is it just atf or is there another site for everything together? seems like a pain to have a place for loli, and a place for non-loli when you're someone who likes both.
>>719505137She would not say that. She'll call you a pathetic friendless loser.
>>719522564>>719522746shes really cute whats this game called
>>719523147Beyond After Dark or something like that.
>>719505137>I'm not hanging out with a school girl. I'm nearly 30.
>>719522425>but since rule34.xxx doesn't allow loliuh? there's porn of her and she's a loli, and its been there for a while now
>>719523147Lost Records Bloom & Rage
>>719507845>slampig lost weightPierce bros...
>>719523476then that just means it hasn't been flagged and removed yet
>>719522425>is it just atfThey don't even allow it.
>>719524219They dont if its based on real people being scanned in.
>>719524420They ban anything 3D for being "too realistic."
>>719505865the story was shit and wasted the characters and comfy setting
>>719508227First half is the comfiest thing they've ever done but like LiS it falls apart in the latter half. If you were put off by the tonal whiplash of Episode 4's climax and Episode 5's entirety, it's somewhat like that. The camcorder is what Max's camera should have been mechanically. Still my GOTY.
>>719519554>>719519460Inviting someone over to take turns on a single player game is fucking lame and boring. Especially when you have an N64 with so many great multiplayer games. If someone asked me over to play a single player game I would legit ask "do you have any multiplayer games?"
>>719525785this
>>719517465Remember their anus is less than 2 inches away from their vagina.
>>719528569hot
>>719528569as someone who appreciates both the pussy and the female butthole this is ok with me
they're fucking kids
>>719505137>mario 64>togetherbut that's a single player game i wouldn't trust this bitch
>>719505458dontnod should give their animation department to the guy who makes being a dik
>>719526395>If someone asked me over to play a single player game Like that would ever happen
>>719531265And getting away with it?
>>719533013>dontnod should give their animation department to the guy who makes being a diki would die of dehydration
>>719505137This is anachronistic because literally no girls played games back then. I miss those days
>>719535960wrong, but they were usually tomboys, like the girl in op
>>719536178this
Mario 64 is not a coop game. I don't understand, how can we both play it? What is the point of playing together?
>>719538127a shared human experience, you fucking autist
>>719535960>literally no girls played games back theni knew a couple of ugly girls that did
>>719505137I'm 35
>>719505137pretty sure there's already a dedicated AI general thread
>>719538127I still play it with my friend from time to time. We just switch off whenever someone gets a star because we're both pretty good at it
>>719507845>make a game where your entire main cast is a bunch of bi-curious teenage girls>they're all miserable, unmarried, or on the verge of divorce as adultsBased dontnod
>>719507845does the black girl still only have like 5% of players trying romance her? kek
>>719507845Are they all single catladies?
>>719543094i think only the mc is
>>7195430942 of them are single but only one cat lady
>>719543094the pretty one is either dead or lost in a magical void
>>719543094>Married with adopted kids, about to get divorced>Single with a kid>Single with cats>Dead
>>719544648Women...
>>719506146I thought you were just spazzing but that IS sort of the same hairdo, huh
>>719506310nintendo overall flopped in south and western europe but you're overstating it. us kids did know that a mario or an ocarina existed, and they looked cool, it was just "but not cool enough to justify getting this console instead of a psx with a lot more games"
>>719505865LiS was successful because it was about cute/pretty teen girls. LiS2 was about Mexican boys, the other was about a fat college chick, the other other was about the chicks from the first game as dyke hags. This game is about teen girls but one of them looks like a troon and half the game is about them as ugly middle aged spinsters.They are up their own ass and either unwilling or unable to admit why LiS1 succeeded.
>>719506146uoooohhhh
>>719507724>>719545329This. At the time I was a totally edgy teenager thinking I'd get a good laugh out of Life is Strange but I ended up getting so into it. You can call it tumblr and indie, it is, but it's well done. The game is simply comfy and literally every single girl was cute in their own unique way.It's kind of like the first Twilight movie. You hear a million things about it but if you go and watch it's unironically a good movie. Great soundtrack, great locations. An overally extremely comfy film. Yes there are some moments that just come off silly or cringe, but they somehow loop back around to being funny and kino.
>>719544648>>719544624>Dead or lost in a voidwhat. I thought this was a casual slice of life game about teenage girls?
>>719546993Well there are supernatural elements, there's a big magic hole in the ground and some witchcraft stuff going on, but it's not really the main focusBut there's also the very not supernatural element of childhood leukemia
>>719545956>first Twilight movie>unironically a good moviegrim
>>719505137Isn't she a minor? Are you guys pedo fr?
>>719548471nocap ong
>>719548471>mindbroken zoomer
>>719505137You fags will unironically make me play one of the faggiest game ever made, fuck you
>>719505137She looks almost exactly like a crush I used to have who turned out to be gay
>>719548917It's only faggy if you play it faggy
>>719548976did she turn out to have leukaemia?
>>719548291It is. I have 0 tolerance for your opinion as this is /v/
>>719548976Lesbian by definition should technically be attracted to femboys, so you still have a chance anon.
>>719505137um thanks but im going ape with this hipster photographer chick later this week she's totally into me
>>719549714nah, you're just a faggot with shit taste
>>719549775>*points gun at hipster photographer chick*
>>719549775Post her picture
>>719549807Yes. It's /tv/ certified kino, sorry to be the one to break it to you but you have shit taste
>>719550026grim
>>719507845bottom girl looks like me lol
>>719551208>bottom girl looks like me lol>>719550050
>>719551208proof?
>>719508639>that generic tat
>>719507845>black girl got hotter as she looks more normal>the others have goof hair and a tat
>>719524843>the site that requires registration is more strict than the ones that don't
>>719506105Unironically. If you invite me over it better be to play a multiplayer game.
>>719532145>faggot doesn't take turns after levels or deaths
>>719523853we can rebuild her
>>719533013>generic daz3d model shittasteless fuck
>>719552962white genocide
>>719554595
>>719544648>About to get divorcedThat's headcanon
>>719555483t. Anon who never picked up the phone please talk to me about these papers
>>719505137How the fuck do you play a single player game together bitch? Fuck off.
>>719555483Her VA confirmed it in an interview
>>719522425There's aways the triangle even tough it's pure cancer these days
I can't take it anymore. How do I get a girlfriend?
>>719556283Just be yourself
>>719556390just bee urself only works if you're not constantly paranoid you're being a creepy twit.
>>719556390Myself doesn't seem to be good enough.
>>719556438>>719557126then you shouldn't have a girlfriend, simple as. "b urselv" is literally just survival of the fittest, if you don't fit, trying to will alert them and backfire even harder.>t. undateable
>>719505137No, bitch. Go put some makeup on and quit cutting your hair like that.
>>719505458men played this and chose that option btw
>>719505137Slay the AI abomination and continue in real life
>>719558920Ok, now what?
>>719558414>I don't have a girfriend because I am not good enough for them>then you shouldn't have a girlfriendJackass hands typed your post.
>>719560496why? not being good enough means either that you give up or try to get better, and trying to get better makes you TOO good for them, they'll not appreciate this as they should on top of feeling fake as fuck, it's just not worth it.if you are dateable, it WILL happen eventually.
>>719556283Go outside and talk with people, yeah it will feel like shit at first, but all the tricks anons tell you won't matter if you can't stop being anti-social.
>>719559639Is she underage? because I'm attracted to whatever this is.
>>719505137GET PREGNANT WITH ARYAN BABIES>*PLAP PLAP PLAP*GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!! HAVE A BABY! !!!!
>>719560813In a way I have given up. Any improvement is for me because I want it. While I won't reject a girl showing interest in me, I won't look for her. If it happens it does, if it doesn't, not much will change.
>>719559639All these details wasted on a game like this. do you think the non woke people that worked on this want to kill themselves after seeing it flop so hard?
20 years later>Hey Anon, you wanna hang out and play some mario 64 together at my place after school?
Anytime korean bugs in here brag about "hot" women (aliens) in their video games I'll show them this character.
>>719505137Yes, I do play Mario 64 together with you. Does the date end with you sucking my cock?
>>719561406It probably didn't flop, I think they scored a big bag with that PS+ deal
>>719561297
>>719505137>wat do here /v/Nothing. I'm not a pedo, unlike 98% of /v/
Do i have to be a pedophile to enjoy this game?
>>719561794not really
It's funny how Dontnod won't just go all in on the yuri pandering. It's like they really believe their games have artistic merit.
>>719561794It's a game for women
>>719561794Hebephile
>>719505137Go with her hoping to get to smash later Super smash bros.
>>719528569What am I supposed to do with this information?
>>719507761>>719561297>>719561794What would you do in this situation if she looked at you like this?
>>719564759Kill my self instantly
>>719507761
>>719564759pick Goth because it's the best makeup
>>719556283make regular friends and then make friends with their friends. eventually you'll start coming across single women
>>719564759Be happy until she looks away.
>>719565519>Act happy until she looks away this you bro?
>>719556283build a time machine
>>719550016
>>719509610>got hot>was already legal on left
>>719505137For me, it's the slampighttps://gofile.io/d/g9MgJi
>>719505137what the fuck is a mario?
>>719567672>gofileno clue what that is, use catbox like a normal personam NOT clicking
it took french 10 years to figure out why their supernatural lesbo game sold well and gay beaner game sold bad
>>719567672BASED>>719567789newfag
>>719564759Shove her away and make out with her sister.
>>719505137no, fuck off and stop using me for my n64get your own or suck my dick
>>719568632based
>>719567687luigi's brother
>>719505749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719566084Something like that
>>719505865Voice acting was shit.Some devs completely underestimate how a simple va casting can ruin (or save) a game.
>>719538168>a shared human experiencedid your boyfriend buy that shirt for u?
>>719565495>>719561219How?
Being a child is nothing like this. You'd think pedos wrote better kids
>>719567672she's not even fat
>>719574598no way fag
>>719567672>make self insert so you can be lesbians with teenage girls>game flops>str*ights make porn of you taking dicks
>>719574598
>>719575271yes ma'am sir uooohhhh
>>719574598what are you still doing in school if you aren't underage too, anon
>>719505137>>719505458>>719506353>>719507845>>719558414How do I cope with the fact that I'll never grow up in a small suburban american city like picrel and fall in love with a cute quiet girl in my class and live a small quiet life raising a family with her watching the beautiful sunset everday until the day I die?
>>719577394You just have to FORGET THE HORROR HERE FORGET THE HORROR HERE
Soon...
>why wasn't this game as successful as the first LISBecause you need at least two cute girls to have a yuri game, ideally more. This game has only one cute character and the rest are ugly as hell.
>>719506353the fuck is wrong with her face?
>>719579598Nothing you fucking incel asshole chud loser
>>719579598what do you mean? its makeup >>719559639
>>719579707i mean her nose and lips. they look fucked up.
>>719577394Shouldn't you just work towards making a world where that happens to more people if it's what you want?
>>719579763do they? i dont think so
>>719553531>he doesnt suck off his friend while hes playing vidya and vice versathats how I know you had a boring high school experience
>>719578989what is this?
>>719580330a mod that won't be on nexus
>>719580920catbox some sneak peek right now!! please?
>>719545329>>719545956>>719579326>chudcels calling her ugly acting like they wouldn’t get on their knees and worship picrel if she so much as even looked in their direction
>>719581967She needs to be skinnier
>>719581562there's no preview and actually it probably isn't soon
>>719582116why are you like this, anon?
>>719582116preview of his work
>>719582116please tell me who is making it
>>719582262>>719582435it's irastris
>>719582483big headed freak
>>719507845
>>719505137"no"
>>719522425Paheal, aka the original rule 34 site, allows loli. But sankaku is the best place.
>>719581967I mean, I would, but I love fat chicks and redheads.
