What would you order here?
Did some faggot seriously slap on AI generated images onto his restaurant?
Sex with AI Crash
>>719506536its so fucking unfair how mexicans can just steal any fucking american IP for their buisness lmao
>>719506536Coco's Cocos surprise
Kangaroo burgers.
>>719506773It's nothing to do with fair they just don't give a fuck about getting sent a cease order in the mail
>>719506773There was a Dragon Ball themed burger cart run by Mexicans in my city a few years ago and it was, hand on my heart God strike me down if I am lying, the best burgers I have ever had in my life. Sadly they closed down this year. I don't know if they got deported or whatever, but RIP Goku Burger, you should have been the ones who were allowed to stay and not all these filthy tech jeets.
I'd rather go to Taqueria Goku.
>>719506536Coco's pu pu platter
I'd just want to try a wumpa fruit desu.
>>719506536what's the menu
>watchu lookin at ése
>>719506536I'd respect it more if they didn't use godawful AI slop
>>719507403>dude lets hire an artist while they ask for 100k a year with lots of paid time off with all the benefits for our short term money laundering restaurantor>PROOMPT
>>719507535Or, you know, you can paint it yourself like the Goku one, you fucking retarded nigger.
>>719507636Why would anyone waste time like that? Not even Activision bothers with mediocre meat artists for Crash.
>>719507636name 1 reason other than some retarded grandpa 1930s bigoted do it yourself shit
>>719508098angry ESL post
>>719508098it's way cheaper than getting custom window work installed
>>719506773Copyright is retarded anyways.
>>719507035What city?
>>719508197>checks the price of paintbruh
>>719506536soulless>>719507636SOUL
>>719506536>>719506773Ok, but like of all the things, why Crash?
>>719508560Cause he likes it, thats the only reasonAnd thats based
>>719506773Have you seen how many people steal Nintendo IPs to plaster all over their ice cream machine carts? It's just not realistic to manually stomp on all the little ants individually, coño. I've seen a few car dealers use mario inflatables or whatever you call those.
>>719507535or>download every official art of crash bandicoot
AI has gone too far
>>719506773fuck gringoys
>>719506536This gives the feeling of some odd crash twinsanity gag and i chuckled maybe my humor is shot
>>719506773>>719511457Why do you guys think only Mexicans do this?
>>719506536I'll have one of the "Coco's cocos" please. To go, please.
>>719506536One Ami's Thighs please
>>719506687You'd be surprised. I literally have a One Piece-themed restaurant in my town, with Zoro and Luffy plastered all over it.If you look really closely, you can even recognize it in other products. Yesterday I saw a bottle of peach ice tea with AI-generated images of peaches on it, one of them was an apple.
>>719506536That's retarded but soulful in a way, in the sense that the dude probably thought "I used to play this thing as a kid, I'll make a burger joint out of this!". But I do like it less than the Elotes Doro thing.Also why does it look like he has a bikini in the third pic.
Mario's trying to sell me hookahs.
>>719506687This shit already took over small businesses and local ads where I live.
gotta keep this vidya
>>719506687and the problem is???
>>719506758Are you sure?
>>719506687>>719515809My local RSL uses it to make promo event images they show in a slideshow in the restaurant, and every time I see them I just think how some fags on the internet would absolutely SEETHE if they came here for dinner and saw one.
>>719506687It's the new normal.
>>719506687The average person is starting to talk like chatgpt. Children are talking more to chatgpt than adults. That's just how it is these days.
>>719515809Some local kike that buys homes for cheap and flips them has AI generated billboards all over town
>>719506687>Normalfags using AI for their businesses India CHADS we won BIGLY.
>>719506687No. The entire image is AI generated.
>>719506536AI slop aside, I hope the food is decent.
>>719506536>Crash>a head on top of a bodyThat isn't Crash
>>719515809I've seen local businesses advertising with stock image tier dalle gens. I don't get why they don't just use a photo of their store like they used to
>>719517579it's not some grandma's house its not gonna be that good
>>719516847You underestimate the depths of my perversion
The is jeet/arab faggots starting these things to claim citizenship.This one is soulful though>>719507636
>>719518781>esl babble
>>719507636Despite some perspective scale issues with the arms and held objects scale this one is very competent.
>>719518851Found the jeet. Reminder that all you jeets start kebab or curry stands as that helps grant citizenship
>>719506536I think I'll order Coco's Cocos.
>>719506536Give me a wumpa fruit, make it spin.
>>719506536All that fucking AI slop.
>>719506536Liz pooseh juice with Coco's raisins, Amy facesitting for desert if I feel frisky enough
>>719507636the super sayan aura gives an extra crispy exterior to the food >>719516847Carlos el topo que gira y hace bruuuum bruuuuuum!!!>>719516934that whole thing was hilarious
>>719517181>>719519293sometimes IA brings good shit
>>719520296Emphasis on "shit"
>>719517579 Doesn't matter if the burger's made of real meat or AI atoms, half of these pop-up joints just microwave frozen patties and call it “retro fusion cuisine.” Would still try it though, just to see if they gave Cortex a chef hat or some goofy lore about how he grills with quantum rays or some crap.
>>719506536lmao
>Crash Burger>not Carlos BurgerArrest this man.
>crash burgera car?MAYBE A HOOKER?
>>719515702this is so random. mario and bowser and the flintstones? didnt know mexicans knew what the flintstones were.
>>719506536A Woahpper of course
>>719527301Fred Flintstone is Mario's granddad
>>719506536I'll have an uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>719527301They have mexicans in Michigan? Like sweater mexicans or the taco kind, wouldn’t they all freeze
>>719507535>dude lets [fanfiction]
What's worse is that if they wanted to go down the AI route, they could have done it themselves locally. Crash looks like a Fox and has a tail there.
>>719516952>The average person is starting to talk like chatgptLongwinded as hell, with bullet points and subheaders?
>>719507403source?
>>719530792Yeah that Dall-E shit intentionally de-copyrights most characters. Local certainly isn't nannied like that.
>>719516952how does one em dash IRL
>>719506536Ami's breakfast platter and a Coco's cocos to drink.
>>719531945Which is funny because it implies they cared about copyright despite all the other 'official' art.
>>719507403You overestimate yourself if you think a burger spot wants your respect.
>>719506536The AI shoes him serving steaks, though. Could they not prompt a burger?
>>719506687My local Coles supermarket filled their window with AI-genned posters for Easter, and that's a major chain, and they were even shit gens filled with nonsense details
>>719535921>Could they not prompt a burger?They're probably not even prompting anything but asking chatgpt for "crash bandicoot" and getting generic nonsense.
>>719506773yeah its fine when the chinese do it though lolretard
>>719506687Have you been to a restaurant lately? Their fucking menus are AI now. The generic placement things are AI, fucking everything is AI
>>719531017No, it's more like that insanely inorganic way ChatGPT always opens up a response that gives away AI instantly>Bro what are you talking about, that Mexican restaurant sucked ass, I don't want to go again>You're right to feel that way, however.. blah blah
>>719531017its either that, or he's so fucking brain rotten that talking to educated people frightens and confuses him. you just never know these days. they're so stupid they think any sort of knowledge on a subject is from AI - because they rely on it for fucking everything
>>719536992That's just sterile corporate speak. In the past you used to be able to go through most of your early life without having to interact with that insufferable fake speak.
>>719537145>That's just sterile corporate speak.Yeah and 2 dudes shooting the shit over what to have for dinner don't speak like that, ever, but ChatGPT does and they start to affectate that speech pattern because they constantly use it.
>Crashfags are room temp-IQ brownoids with extremely low standardsbreaking news, the sky is blue and water is wet
>>719507535If you're too much of a stingy kike to properly design, paint or advertise your restaurant then I will assume you're also too much of a kike to hire and pay proper, experienced kitchen staff and whatever slop you're selling will be as shit as the AI art on the window and avoid your e. coli establishment altogether
>>719536992Sounds like you've witnessed them rolling out the first skinwalker robot replacements. I can't believe a real human would ever say something like that.
>>719506687This AI shit hit me the hardest when I tried watching a video and got hit by an AI GENERATED VIDEO AD for a small store next to my houseSafe to say I am praying for this shit to implode at some point
>>719506536The WHOApper. Dingodile Style, I want my shits to burn.
>>719527301>store is in michigan>hookahit's 100% ran by somalis or arabs
>>719506536Bandicoot meat, otherwise what's the point?
>>719507636Tacosgoku, here we go even further beyond
>>719506687that's a real thing? I thought the whole pic is generated
>>719506536I will have a bagel without a hole.>>719537956I think it is awesome because it will kill the internet in that people will learn the hard way to not trust what they see and stop using social media altogether.That will make corporate internet unprofitable and we'll go back to the good old days after 9 / 11!
>>719506536Coco's cocos
>>719538601Except it'll have the opposite effect where the people growing up with the internet now will suddenly believe that all of those obviously AI generated pictures of cats and shit are real
>>719506687Modern restaurants are so sterile with no personality that it might as well be AI generated. Even Cracker Barrel which was suppose to emulate old timey style revamped to look modern and fell face first over it.
>>719538601>it will kill the internet in that people will learn the hard way to not trust what they see and stop using social media altogether.lmao
>>719507403Cry about it
>>719540149says the only replying to a post hours old just to let everyone know he's butthurt
>>719528934GRAND
>>719532345No it doesn't.It implies they're lazy. The free first google result cares about copyright, not them.
I thought it was illegal to advertise with fake food
>>719506687There's like three local commercials where I'm at that are AI animated. One of which even has the piss filter.captcha PPAWN
>>719540786Call me crazy, but I have a hunch that the continent that runs on public executions in broad daylight isn't hung up on that
>>719520296sauce fag
>>719507535It's called fiver anon.
>>719516934This thing sent my ribs spinning past Andromeda >the nobody >that depressed lady with a lab coat fixing lemonade for the kids with the glass only one quarter full >the place looking like an abandoned factory in pripyat
>>719508284Goku town
>>719517579What happened to pinstripe, the mafia forced him to take HRT?
>>719506687Yes. These are very real images and like to eat at this real restaurant.
>>719519293aiKINO
>>719506687No one needs artfags anymore. In fact, I don't think they were ever needed.
>>719506536Coco's cocos.
>>719544662I like that it inadvertently made Dash Dingo
>>719544339>The NobodyIt was "The Unknown" and it unironically spawned some cool shit.The folks that showed up to work that "Willy's Chocolate Experience" shitshow did the best they could with what little was provided, and the guy who had to stand behind a mirror wearing some cheap outfit acting a character imagined by some uncreative AI, ironically produced something of interest.
>>719542380it was posted once on trash but I only took her face since it was the best of the pic (it was a bfur pic so you wouldn't want it)
>>719544339>>719545361I thin the "experience" was around 40-60 dollars...
>>719545361Wasn't The Unknown played by a woman?
>>719544339>>719545361WOT IZ DAT
OH I GET ITIt's like "smash burger".I still have no idea what a smash burger is... Just a burger with lots of shit on it?
>>719548367I think It's just a normal burger you smash flat to get a larger surface area while cooking.
>>719545035TINGY TINGY TINGY
>>719506687welcome to a third world country
>>719506687you know what is worse? It is incredibly easy to create a Crash bandicoot image on shit like Civitai, get an already made crash image and just change the prompt. whoever did that did a shitty job, look I just did it for free by changing a few words in a already existing prompt.>>719538898that's because they decided to hire a female CEO and whenever that happens things go to shit.
>Eating restaurant foodDo you zombies really?
>>719544339Fun fact, some crazy bastard replicated the whole thing in the US for some reason and actually paid for the woman playing the vaguely depressed Oompa-Loompa to be flown over and reprise her role.
>>719507535You could just steal and use real and actually good artworks of the characters if you don't give a shit about the morality of paying the ones making art anywayAI art only exists as a mental gymnastics legal loophole
>>719548367The idea is you squish the meat patty so you get more chargrilled parts to it cause its thinner
>>719506536Nothing. Crash has nothing to do with food, so a thirdie slapping ai images on his mud food tent doesn’t entice.
>>719545361The Unknown was played by a cute ebony queen.
>>719538601>people will learn the hard way to not trust what they see and stop using social media altogether.>people>will learnzozzle
>>719506536I'll have an Double Coco with bacon, a Tawna Milkshake, extra milk; and I'll have a side of Yaya 12-piece oriental-style nuggies.No I do not wish to tip.
>>719548975Japan is also using them for ads.>>719544914Good morning, Rajastani saars!
>>719506687If they dont put the effort when decorating their restaurant then they won't put their effort in their food . Total jeet death
>>719549521the internet allows for money to be wasted in ways we simply never conceived
AI is pretty gay but I enjoy how much it makes twittertroon "artists" seethe so lol
>>719506536This crash design is the worst I've ever seen. The designs on the window don't even like remotely similar to him. It's an AI image for sure. but it's a shame there was no effort put in for the store. Hopefully the interior is less shitty.
>>719506536AI suspected
>>719506687Ive been seeing it more and more these days.
>>719507878I dont see whats the problem with this webm?
>>719506687get used to it. its all slop from here on out
>>719508560Last I checked it's a popular franchise
>>719552163ya think?
>>719506536>want a name that sounds like "Smash Burger">"Crash Burger">how to theme it>how about Crash BandicootNot an original bone in this guy's body.
>>719506536Why does AI keep giving Crash a neck and a tail? Is it using off model fanart or confusing Crash with similar looking characters as frame of refference?
>>719519086All immigrants do that shit and it fucks me off. They put the bare minimum of effort to put up a storefront and get mad when you dare to shop there. Chinks and mini grocery stores are the worst at this. Mudslimes also start barber and tobacco shops.
>>719538390If it's Michigan it's Muslims. They took over the council there, banned all the gay shit and now the wokies who voted them in are mad lmao
>>719506773You should look up how they changed copyright and public domain laws. It's actually the dumbest shit ever
>>719552330BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PAY *ME* TO DO THE ARTWORK FOR THEMTHEY ARE LITERALLY COMMITTING TRANS-GENOCIDE BY NOT GIVING *ME* MONEY
>>719517579The food is AI generated too.
>The only "Smash" thing he's getting is some Smash burgersCrash bros....
>>719553734You defending AIslop is trans genocide on its own since you'll be fed into the machine before anyone else.
>>719506536I would not trust Crash to serve me food.
Missed opportunity to call it Crash Bandiburger
STEP ASIDE, BANDICUNT
>>719506536coco's
>>719527301Hanna-Barbera is still fairly popular in Latin America, especially among older people who can afford to start their own businesses. For example, in my city, there's a place called "Kanito Tortas," which translates to "Augie Doggie's Cakes." Boomerang also helped make these characters popular among millennials.
>>719511167I was on a local fair a few weeks ago, they had one of those rides or whatever you want to call it (where you walk through corridors of moving and spinning things).The whole front was covered with Pokemons and shit, not stickers, but meter high facade with Pokemons clearly painted on it, not look a likes.Another stall had Mario Luigi and Wario in life size paintings.good luck tracking down some carnie Nintendo, lmao
>>719506687I live in a random town in Russia and I've AI gen ads on some billboards...
>>719506536I could tell this was AI in 0.5 seconds just by looking at the thumbnail. Hire an actual artist for fucks sake
>>719515206One Piece of crap.
>>719506687ZAMN Crash's sister is HOT Maybe I should play that game after all
>>719558117Soul
>>719506687Big companies do it too>What is this?This is a promotional picture for one of the jobs you can apply for in Poképark Kanto, the Japanese Pokémon park set to open in 2026.>How do we know it's AI?The blurry logo that's meant to be the Pokémon logo is a common issue with AI that'd require more involved editing to make into a style coherent logo. Merely throwing the logo and image2image'ing it would revert things back to the mess. More evidence from other job offers such as the popcorn lady's strangely convenient one handed hold, among other hints, are scattered throughout the site.https://recruit.pokepark-kanto.co.jp/-/top/index.html
>>719507535>100k a yearyou retards really dont understand shit about the world around you
>>719506536Why, I would order a HUDABURGA
>>719558758>>719559126"The Rusty Krab" (Houston, TX). Quit a bit of effort went into that.
>>719506536Probably 30 mangoes
>>719506536>The animal has pecs and rounded shouldersFurries were already bad, now they have gymrat body dysmorphia too? The worst thing that happened to society recently has to be incels going to the gym thinking now they're desirable and hot and that's how everyone in the world thinks attractive people should look like, even animals.
>>719506687They use stock image websites like everyone else. The businesses that use obvious Ai don't know what Ai is.
>>719558758This isnt new. When i was a lil bugger in like 1992, i remember going through a fun house at a faire that was Mario bros themed.
>>719507535>Artist>SalaryGood lord you're fucking dumb
>>719560693Cringe
>>719529068>They have mexicans in Michigan?Yeah. A group of Mexicans did my neighbor's roof last month and got it done in a day working dawn to dusk with no breaks.
>>719506687Normalfags and old people can't tell it's slop
>>719564002Grim
>>719536430>People will tolerate thisAt least my job is safe
>>719538601>Be me>Working at domino's in a small white-trash town.>Picrel comes out>Line is flooded with these calls>Manager has had enough.>10 year old prank calls us.>Manager calls the number back.>The mom answers the phone.>Manager tells the mom the pizza her son ordered is on the way.>Mom doesn't want it, manager says she's still going to have to pay for it or her address will be on the ban list.>We pretty much hear the mom yelling at her kid.>Hear dad enter the room.>Oh shit.>He starts yelling.>We can literally hear the belt coming off his pants.>Dad whips the the crying kid.>Manager hangs the phone up with a shit eating grin.>Probably the best night I had working at that place.
>>719564789>tolerateMore like ignore. It's just seasonal fluff no one pays attention to unless it's not there. Quality doesn¨t matter for shit like that, as long as it's vaguely suitable for the occasion.
>>719506536Coco sexo
>>719538879
What kills me even more is that no one even bothers to edit their AI slop. You can easily go to Photopea, clean up the obvious mistakes and make something competent. Soulless? Sure, but at least, you made an effort. >>719506687I've caught a billboard for a mattress store using AI, as well as some hippy festival. The AI "style" is blatantly obvious. Meanwhile, there's a local air condition repair shop that has used Pip Boy as their logo for over a decade and it's far more soulful.
>>719506536>american """"cuisine""""turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>719536430Grimhttps://odysee.com/@gangstalking-australia:8/avs-2022902:1
>>719506687basically every job that actually pays the bills for freelance artists are gone, it's truly overthey don't even care if it looks good or not, the first gen will do
>>719558117I can tell it's amazing>>719506536I can tell it's garbage
>>719506687I'm starting to see it everywherebillboards, shop signs, you name it. everyone's gonna be doing flintstones labor in 15 years
>>719564206If that dumpster fire in glasgow could make 5 figures then anyone doing still doing art should just send in that wendy's application now
>>719506687The menus at one place I know has AI geneated food pictures. It's revolting. I don't care if you use it for your logos or whatever but I don't wanna see some AI vomit when I want to see what your food looks like
>>719565387Sexo!
>>719566358You're supposed to inpaint and edit out iterate over the bad parts until it look servicable also. It's very lazy.
>>719569581If you are using AIslop for your marketing you don't care about that shit in the first place. Which is why 99.9% of AIslop being dumped into every site looks like dogshit. It's just about quantity and it being so cheap it's free.
>>719516591if you are such a cheapskate that you'd not only steal an ip but also not even bother getting a good ai gen then i can't expect the food to be goodat that point just steal some renders and badly photoshop a burger in his hand
>>719569728Yea, although it being free should afford them some margin to iterate over it until it looks good...
>>719506687Go our your house at some point and you'll see AI on all sorts of non-chain restaurants. Either these restaurant, bar and cafe owners are too naïve that they think the artist they hire is making these things legit, or they are cutting out the middle man to make their own thing and sending it off to a printer.I just see them as warning signs not to enter because any food place willing to take shortcuts at step one isn't going to last long in what is a cutthroat industry for new businesses.
>>719508208how its set up now is with a bajillion years. i dont mind the ten, fifteen year idea from waybackwhen. giving access to art from the old masters to everybody ensures that good art can be made again. now it'll just be forgotten eventually. nobody will care about looney tunes in 50 years. i doubt anyone cares now
>>719544640Of course the fucking toxotranny is wondering about the HRT
>>719572770it'll never catch on lil bro
>>719506687Yeah, I've seen it numerous times, the biggest offender is a pizza place that had AI generated images of the food and one of the slices was being lifted up and there was still a slice below it, I wish I had taken a photo. The earliest one I've seen, but not food related, is for a law firm and they made all their guys use that generic img to anime one.But even big brands do it now, this one doesn't even have the shoes being advertised in the artwork, so what's the point?
>>719506536how many burgers do I need to eat to get access to the backroom?
>>719575031I only see it on chink bratz knockoff coloring books, etc. for girls. And it's hilariously obvious it was trained on Elsa, Raps and Jasmine.
>>719560554>The owners of a defunct Houston SpongeBob SquarePants pop-up restaurant owe media giant Paramount $6 million (oy vey) in damages, a judge ruled.
>>719566057this one is fake, but the secret italian super cat is real
>>719507878AI or not, this looks like shit nonetheless.
>>719540149Redeem status?
>>719575031This looks so bad and I am biased towards liking (the good) AI stuffholy fuck they don't even try
>>719575031The shoes are on the character and look super-imposed into the image. It's the only real looking thing in the while picture. The rest looks like shit.
>>719575031>the uno>comes in a pairI hope somebody got fired for this shit
>not gaming at the Morrowind Restaurant.
>
For me, it's Majin Burger
>>719506687Every anti-ai tard gets what they deserve. Ai is the combination of all the slop you fucks let slide. I've seen pages of subhuman porn art, hours of terrible videos, major companies release sewage directly into the mouths of their "fans" praying for more. You built this mirror, now look at faggot.
Pass the controller ese
