WE
WUZ
BOY is funnier than all the cuck memes and better men butthurt
>>719506790BOY... WE MUST PREP YOUR MOTHER FOR BETTER MEN
>>719506790>wife's boyfriend lets you make 1 post on /v/ >this is what you waste it on
>>719506562What's with the uptick in these threads? The game's from 2018.
>>719506867>>719506908cuck memes really are 4chan's equivalent of reddit's "le"
>>719506912Adolf Trumpler is making all of us white men realize that we need to be better
>>719506679GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ
>>719506956>4chan'sthese people are pretty much tourists from other placesand yeah their weird obsession with cucking and imagining men watching other men fucking their women is too weird to be anything other than some kinda memetically acquired fetish at this pointdo you think that's possible? to acquire a fetish by memeing it so much?
>>719506956...we must do better....
>>7195070412020 oldfag here. We've been looking at other men's dicks since the site was founded.
>>719507041an unfortunate outcome we must consider they're not tourists, they're just not funny and they're banned from /tv/, /bant/ or /pw/ right now
>>719507104At this point I can't even tell if this is sarcastic or not because it fully sounds like some legit shit>>719507142Most of em are so young they probably weren't even alive when 4chan was founded
>>719507142They used to be contained on /qa/, but the mods had to protect the trannies so now they've scattered to the other boards
>>719507194>t. not a better man
I remember playing GoW 3...my cock was always hard.
>>719507278naw what actually happened there was mods were trying to groom soijakkers into their own private army and then it bit the mods' hands, they were fully on-board with having their own little goon squad until they started attacking other 4chan boardssoijakkers, recall, were already a weird niche of /qa/'s general population, regardless of them claiming divine lineage and the manifest destiny of /qa/
OH MY SCIENCE!!! SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!!!!!! so i was listening to the ending song from the new deel, AND YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED ME THIS QUIRKY LIMINAL SPACES BONE-CHILLING ATMOSPHERIC TRACK OF AMBIENT WHITE NOISE!!!! IT'S ABSOULTEY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AWESOME SAUCE!!! SCIENCE FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS BUT THIS .mp3 OF SHITTY AMBIENT NOISE IS EVEN BETTER THAN LOVELESS WITH "TOUCHED" EXCLUDED!! I MEAN IT HAS 144 VIEWS AND IT JUST DROPPED 16 HOURS AGO, IT'S PRACTICALLY LOST MEDIA!! HOLY SCIENCE! OH MY JEFRE CANTU-LADESMA!!!!!!! FINALLY *I'LL* BE THE ONE AHEAD OF THE CURVE IN THE KEK COMMUNITY, THEY CAN'T LAUGH AT ME ANYMORE AFTER I GET TYRONE TO FUCK MY WHITE WHORE WIFE TO THIS AMAZING NO-INSTRUMENTS NO-VOCALS JUST-NOISE AND ALL-FEELINGS INNOVATIVE EMOTIONAL TRACK PERFECT FOR GETTING KEKED TO!!!!!!
>>719506956projection
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CHASTITY BELT
>>719507453>soijakkers, recall, were already a weird niche of /qa/'s general populationClearly you never went on /qa/ from 2020-2021. It was nothing but soijaks. It wasn't even a right vs left thing, it was everyone trying to bait each other. Absolute anarchy, but as always /pol/fags took it seriously and organized /qa/ into an anti tranny regiment that had it's Battle of Kursk
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719506912They get replies so people make more of them. I guess some people are just stuck in the past
>>719507765What was she doing?
Virgins seething over how other people raise their kids lmao.
>>719507964They're most likely trump supporters who want to groom kids
>>719508009 >>719507574
>>719507942not your businessbe a better man
>>719507942looking for giants, if you catch my meaning
>>719508059>no rebuttal kek
>>719508084Rebutt this*Shits inside of my pants*
>>719507942THAT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, BOY.
>>719507765>cuck fantasies out of nowhere
>>719508136My undies have no skid marks, therefore I lose.
>>719506956>memesit's israel's demoralization campaign at work.
I hate /pol/fags
cucktos bros...
>>719506956>nooooooo stop mocking pozzed bidya slop or else you're reddit
>>719506562MUST
is BOYYYYYYYYY not actually his kid?
AAAREEEEEEESSSSDESTROY MY ENEMIES
Worse men have been real quiet since this game dropped
>>719506562BOY, WE MUST THROW AXES AT GEARS, BOY. IT'S RIVETING GAMEPLAY, BOY.
>>719508358It's GOOOOOOOORL actually, chud
>>719508316Kid literally inherited the Spartan Rage.Why do some anons think Kratos is the step dad?
>>719508405i... am sorry. i must be better
>>719508430What his mother did with better men is her business
>>719508358Boy is 100% his kid from his loins that inherited the Spartan Rage.Anons are either dumb or memeing
>>719508316
>>719506562Beating a maymay to the ground, huh
>>719508194why are you thinking of cuckoldry when you saw that post?
>>719506867
>>719508316>I kidHe literally says its a joke retard
>>719508505>reddit spacing >getting angry at cuck shitposting
>>719508651>mcmichael claimed this post was a joke
>>719508430she slept with other (better) spartans
>>719508575He's a channer so he was already thinking about it.
>>719508561wish that was me
>>719508331>nyoooooo i need to have a forever lolcow gameWhere's all the DmC and SWTOR threads
>furfag leftoid having a meltylol
>>719508430because this board is filled with demoralization feds who want to fill our minds with cuckold fantasies
>all of the giants had her>and he married her>but, you know, that makes him a better man than us>he's the better man
>>719508430the logical end-point of cuckoldry being misunderstood through a meme lens and "someone i was in a relationship has been stolen from me" became "someone had a relationship before me"
>>719508378>onions returnsLMAO
>>719508842>if you laugh at X it means you are Xnobody here likes this game, cuck
>>719506562Kratos looks like he's taking a shit LMAO
>>719508878>the feds are filling my head with cuck fantasiesBOY it's time for your fucking meds
>>719506562>>719506679>>719506790>>719506867>>719506908>>719506956>>719507765>>719508885How is your relationship with your father?
>>719508885ONIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNSSS
>>719509008I love my daddy, thank you for asking.
>>719509008I became a Better Man (TM) than him
>>719506562Yes, he did in fact become a better man compared to his GoW 1-3 self, not to say that the game is good or depicts healthy ideas about masculinity and femininity.
GOW Ragnarok not only feels like a Marvel movie, but they also killed the only good character in the game just to give the player a reason to kill Odin. Everyone involved in the production of that game deserves to be hanged.
>>719507765No fucking way they put this in the game
>>719509008>>719508071
I never get this shit. Didn't Kratos try to kill himself at the end of GoW 3 out of guilt?
BOY WE MUST BE BETTER MEN, WITH BIGGER COCKS, PREFERABLY BLACK LIKE THE ONES YOUR MOTHER USED TO HAVE BEFORE WE MET
>>719509272tried, apparently failed, has been spiraling in regret and depression ever since now that he's not pissing himself off every ten seconds forever
>>719509136I guess being a roided up söyboy who's constantly submissive to women really is an improvement compared ot being a family murderer.
>>719509681A slight improvement is still an improvement
>>719506908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719508358It's a bit of a spoiler but if you must know yes it's his BOY
>>719506956cope and dilate snoytroon subhuman
>>719509272Yes he an hero at the end of GoW3. Nu-GoW is a alt of him if he was north European instead of a mediterranean chad.
>>719506912A youtuber made a video about how the game supposedly teaches us that "we must be better men"
>>719506912/v/ memed kratos being a cuck for years and it turned out to be true
>>719506956>reddit's "le"That's a reddit thing?
>>719510605originally yeah but it almost immediately transmogrified into "4chan's thing they were painting as a reddit thing", reddit stopped using it ironically like a decade or more ago while 4chan still uses it in reference to reddit
I can't believe how fucking nintendogaf this board is. These GoW games are some of the most inspiring, emotional stories that have been put out in recent decades fo9r gaming and all you fucking tendies can do is make cuck jokes.
>>719510961Are they actually fun, though?
>>719511102get cancer and die asap snoyjeet trannoid scum
2018 and ragnacuck retroactively ruined god of war for me, I swear I was the biggest fan, even bought a psp saving for months with a 4th world salary just to play the spinoffs, I was blown away by 3 in 2011 when I first played it on a 42' LCD tvjust like dragon ball super and last of us part 2, the damage is irreparableit's all over now
>nu-söy of war is so shit now the IP is only talked as a laughing stock
>Ragnarok tainted by SBI, sold less than MY WIFE'S SON 2018>Spider-man 2 tainted by SBI, sold less than Spider-man 1YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE, SNOY
>>719506562BOOIII Come in and sit with your father.This is a safe-space for us men to talk about our feelings, and free ourselves from our toxic masculinity.Huh? Why is not the bull here?Boi your mother wanted to have a more intimate session with the bull. And WE respect boundaries in this family.
>>719511204AYYYYY the nintendocuck is mad. Go play Donkey Cuck Soianza on your overpriced 550yuro tablet with games for retarded toddlers.
>>719510525How? Isn't Atreus his offspring?
uhh ohh, snoycück tranny meltie
>>719506562Ban anti-Sony threads. Ban pro-Nintendo threads. Return to neutrality.
>noooo stop mocking our great söyny games you meanie!!snoycucks are fucking stupid faggots lmfao
>>719506562Notice how women never ask themselves if they need to be better women?It's because women are by nature narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children, so the idea that they should have to improve themselves never crosses their minds because they already believe they're prefect and should be accepted regardless of how fat, ugly and/or old they are nor need to work for anything and why soo many are bitter cat ranchers with Daddy issues who hate men because we're not willing to give them everything they desire without effort which they never appreciate and always destroy only to want more in an endless cycle of mindless annihilation!Here's the difference between men and the type of women who call men chuds and incels with a hypothetical scenario:A man is at the checkout line of a supermarket and next to him is a rack of magazines with pictures of ripped muscular men on the covers. The first thought he'll have is "I need to go to the gym" (unless he's gay in which case it's "I'd love to suck his cock!") because men inspire other men to exceed their limitations and create benchmarks that they want others to surpass as Darwinism is in our nature.Same scenario but now it's a woman, of any age, at the checkout line and see's a rack of magazines of younger/thinner/more beautiful women and their only thoughts are jealousy, hate and how can she tear those women down to her level.This is why women are pushing for more fat, ugly, older women in media because they can't stand the sight of someone better than they are and don't want men to have nice things anymore because of their Daddy issues...!!!FACT!!!
>>719511964There is vutscene in ragnarok when they are talking to rhat short guy and he says atreus motherused to keep many lovers, some even after meeting kratos. But i do think atreus is keatos real son because a journal you find in chapter 3 clearly points to all of those lovers being Black with huge penises
>>719512228Let's be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts, women aren't human; they're not even like monkey's or orangutans. Those muddle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.First off, scientific research has it that women just aren't the same as men. They don't like things like cameras or computers or state-of-the-art stereos, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren't developed as well as a man's. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it's been proven that women aren't as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures... Don't let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women's Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes men. Women are most happy when they are serving their twin gods of Mammon and king cock.Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts... they should be rounded up in a pen filled with pigs and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps just a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people's motives.https://youtu.be/6LXTzWbDkTs!!!FACT!!!
>>719507495can you believe someone wrote this? it's not AI
>>719507765I hate woke soi shit too but to be fair, classic Kratos would say this
>>719509008He's dead. Aneurysm in 2016. Last words to me were a warning not to trust the left or the right.
>>719512424>to be fairtroon-behind-chud-mask.jpg
>>719512579imagine dying as a centrist faggot lmao
>>719508336BE
WE must get in touch with our feminine side. WE must be better men.
>>719509016I'm dying LMAO
>>719509016>actually something funny in the sad boy general thread Based
>Americans spending their fake labor day shitpostinglol
>>719514867>>719514947samefag
>>719508751as the horse, right?
>>7195083162 kids
>>719508071Why was this game made?
>>719515610To proselytize to wider audience using entertainment as platform
>>719515610Recognizable name? CheckProblematic main character? CheckTime to rev up that modern sequel/remake boys! We have stories to subvert and fans to piss off
>>719515610>10 games of angry Greek man kills everyone >decide to take it in a different direction and never backpedal on their vision>*autism intensifies*
>>719515995>entertainment
>>719507041>imagining men watching other men fucking their women is too weirdwhat do you think you're seeing when you watch porn?
>>719515610To "fix" the problematic elements of the old series and make a kinder, gentler Kratos (who votes democrat).
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>719516590im self inserting as John Porn
>We must solve better puzzles
So uh, how is the gameplay. I dont think it's hack and slash anymore is it? So far all footage ive seen is QTE fights or walking sections
>>719516590>implying 99% of men don’t self-insert when they watch porn >implying 99% of people don’t self-insert when they watch any form of media entertainment Please don’t be so dense, anon. I know it’s amusingly ironic when you try to look at it from an outside perspective, but the actual psychology behind people watching porn is really quite simple.
>>719517129>qte (they are neither quick nor timed)>paddling>carrying objects>getting lectured by women>BOOOY>GOOODSthat's it, that's the entire game
BEBETTER
Wifey said she needed a couple of hours alone with her yoga teacher.. perfec-ACK
>>719517129Yeah because all the footage you have seen is cherry-picked examples that align with /v/‘s concept of bad game design. It’s an over-the-shoulder action game from what I’ve gathered. I’m gonna check it out soon so I can actually have something to talk about in these threads, although it’s hopeless to expect anything other than anons screeching about women and cuckolds.
fellow men-bros, how do I check my betterness value?
>>719506562We must be...... gayer men.........
>>719517554The number of friends you have on Facebook should pretty much handle that for you.
>>719516736He never says any of this
>>719515610Because Sony doesn't have any other mascots anymore.
>>719517291You're sitting there with your dick in your hand watching some guy fuck the girl you want. Exactly what a cuck would do.>But i'm pretending i'm him!!!Nice cope.
someone post those gay men in a pool all crying together
>>719517551you are a true better man
>>719517673If you were a better man you'd get the message.
>>719517129gameplay?
>>719517310How many times do they make you paddle around the same river? I can't imagine buying this and thinking you're getting a God of War game, then you play this shit.
>>719517793I don't want her though. I'm only watching and fapping ironically.
>>719517528>no helmetKnew a motorcyclist that killed himself because he didn't wear a helmet. Don't get why people do that to themselves.
>>719517793>the girl I “want”I don’t think you know what being a cuckold actually means, anon. It’s unhealthy to develop parasocial relationships with pornographic actresses that you have no real-life ties to, you know.
>>719517129>>719517551It's your standard sony moviegame that plays itself. There's really nothing else to talk about outside the laughable character progression.
>>719517528did he died?
>>719516736He said this.I felt heard, I felt seen.I wasn't alone anymore.
>>719509008My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
>>719517889>letting the pavement cuck you out of your freedomHelmets and safety are for cucks.
all us women ask for is respect but I guess thats too much for incel chuds
>>719517930If you didn't want her, you wouldn't be watching her get fucked.
>>719516736I remember when he said this. Word fot word. It was powerful.
>GOWcucks have Cucktos>DMCucks have Dinesh May Cry>NGcucks have Gay Nero from Temu>Bayocucks have their own Dyke Vergilkek the absolute state of the action game genre
People who like 2018 should replay the original trilogy, it's really tragic to see that Cory Barlog was both responsible for ruining the character and story and praised as the savior GOW needed from the start for finally adding more than one dimension to it. The first one doesn't even have le sex minigames, it's a dark tragedy.It's still a good game, but it soured my view on it a little. God of War I remains the only story that needed to be told in this series.
>>719506867lol
>>719515995>five hours
>>719518026He was a victim of his toxic masculinity.
>>719518108It's a blessing in disguise that there will never be another Asura's Wrath
>>719518065Sure, I want her in the same way I want 10 million dollars to suddenly appear in my bank account. Also it isn’t “her” that I want— it’s having an orgasm while the pornographic imagery do the heavy lifting for my imagination. What I want is the orgasm and the pleasure of masturbation, not the girl I’m masturbating to. Why would I “want” someone who is gutter trash?
so what was the non-toxic way for dealing with Zeus?
>>719518359Sitting down and talking about their feelings towards each other
>>719518359Calling him "The god of fools" and then having a good cry.
>>719518513kek
>>719518359By allowing him to fuck your wife
Would any anons ITT like to fuck my wife? I’m hoping that’ll make me a better man, like Kratos in GoW.
>>719518953>Giving up my wizard powersNo way fag
>>719518359They don't really say Kratos was wrong for killing, some deserved it, he just shouldn't have been a raging psychopath gutting everything in his way.
>>719519103How am I supposed to be a better man if I don’t let someone else fuck my wife while I watch? Isn’t that how Kratos became a better man?
>>719518016DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME
>>719518115thank god the first GoW didn't have cory's dirty fingers all over it.
>>719508430Because its not something you are born with. It's nurture not nature. Kratos learned spartan rage as well.
>>719519121And Mario shouldn't have stomped every goomba who was just walking around, but you don't see him blubbering over it.
>>719518108DarksidersChads stay winning!
>>719519347Kratos is going to learn "Stepson is Gay" as well.
>Original game is a literal Greek tragedy with edgy combat anda Harryhousen inspired monsters>Turn it into Netflix tier story for young adults
>>719518953>not letting wife decide who she wants to fuckyou are not better man
>>719518953As a member of the incel chud community, I have to refuse your slampig.
>>719518115have there ever been a case besides GoW where a writer is both responsible for ruining a character and then praised for retconning that character?
>>719518953why are you making decisions for your wife, you chudNGMIAABM
>>719518115>didn't have sex minigames>this faggot forgot what happens right after the hydra, if he even played itKratos was always fucking women to try to forget he killed his wife. That's always been cannon. The 1st is the best adventure/story for Kratos, but I will say the 2nd really shows what hes capable of. Gaffe was still in the room for it but it is clear Barlog started getting his hands on the series. The 3rd has almost no vibes like the 1st already so I consider it part of nu-GoW besides bashing some God's faces in, which Kratos does in 2018 still.
>>719519121This. The gods were assholes who mislead Kratos from the start, but destroying everyone and everything was not the best answer. Zeus and Athena brought it on themselves and everyone else so its hard to say Kratos is all at fault. He just did what he does and they were too retarded to expect anything less. It does make sense Odin tries to get rid of him as soon as he knows he's in his land after knowing what he did.
how do I become a worse man?
>>719513252Imagine living as a nigger cattle
>>719520029manspread , mansplain , manterrupt
>>719519772Yes, sex and nudity were parts of the story, as any greek epic, not a QTE hidden behind destructible environment where they praise how big your dick is to make you feel like A BAD ASS. You should replay these games some times to see how incorrectly you remember them.
>>719520029#notgoingback
>>719520029Stare at women in public.
Oh and on that "revisiting the originals" note, Ascension is actually a really good game. Not as good as I, and the story is also retarded shit like II and III, but the gameplay is fantastic.
>>719520029you shouldnt
>>719520029Uh oh, you just made a nice guy mad >>719520456
>>719520138Yes, there is literally a part like right after the cutscenes after the hydraulic. There are two whores on the bed you can talk to AND fuck. They give you enough red ours to power up the blades the 1st time if you play right. You should replay the games sometime, anon. All of the original games have sex scenes/gameplay because that's part of the game and story. It eventually leads to him fucking his half sister in 3, coming full Greek hedonism.
>>719520456this is my face when the better man inside me loses patience
>>719520456worse men should leave this threadnow
>>719520713better man 'em
>>719520550I stand corrected, checked on youtube. Replaying it last month on RPCS3 I could not trigger a QTE for the first game at all, there was a prompt, there was dialogue, there were red orbs but there were no buttons to press, must have been an emulator glitch then.I'll still stand by the difference in tone, with the cherub representing ejaculation making it a childish joke rather than a normal part of this kind of setting and aesthetic.
>>719520713i look this and say this
>>719520029You’re already there, brother.
Kratos to all the better men itt:You are validYou are enough
>>719520138The first game having lots of booba was insane. Booba in non-sexual console games was unheard of until then.
its so funny how the original creator hates these games
>>719520756At least you fact checked. I only played the games for the first time in probably 2021 so I've played them a few times since then.Even if it was a joke, it still gives you the opportunity to add it to his character in your playthrough. If you read his journal in the same room it more or less confirms you're supposed to fuck them.>>719521145There's a big booba monster in 2 as well, two actually lol. One big one, and gigantic one you ram a spiked-pendulum through. The first 2 are easily the best.
>>719521136This but unironically. Bending to externally imposed standards is weak minded shit
>>719521240david gaffie doesn't hate it
>>719512579
>>719521707holy shit lol
>>719521521>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe>"Jaffe has served as a creative consultant for Polish developer Movie Games."this explains new God of War lack of gameplay
>>719521521He hates Atreus, and so did Barlog. 2018 was originally just Kratos like before, except some higher up most likely insisted they add a kid for more players. 2018 still works for the most part without him. He only serves to be fucking annoying and extend portions of the game.
>>719519426>Greek tragedy>when all kratos does is slay anybody that gets in his pathdo you think that's a healthy role model for men?
>>719521707Kek
BOY... STOP MANSPREADING! THIS IS HOW A BETTER MAN SITS.
>>719522958Lmaooo
>>719522275how did barlog hate atreus, but he's such a big part in ragnarok
>>719516525
>>719522991Barlog stepped back from lead designer and that's when sweet baby inc. came in, on top of everyone who actually thinks boy is a good character. It added variety to the gameplay was the excuse im sure, but his whole story in that game is shit was cut significantly due to time constraints so he had no hope. If they did the trilogy like they planned maybe he wouldn't be so fucking annoying by the third, but now he's just the stupid boy who fucks shit up and has a black girlfriend.
leftists ruined beards
>>719523350If beards and baldness is cringe does it mean that clean shaven and long hair is based?
>>719506562g-gooooooooddddds....
>>719507495>>719507765>>719516736>>719517472>>719522958he said all of this
>>719518108>>DMCucks have Dinesh May Cryare you talking about the jeet anime? because that is one tiny step above gay tumblr fanfic
>>719521707i love thisthis type of art feels straight out of 2007
>>719506562>WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT INSIDE MY, I MEAN, HER ROOM WITH HER MALE DARK ELVES FRIENDS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>719518016Did a Zoroastrian ritualistically shaved your testicles?
>>719508378Fucking Kek. There is no way this is real
>>719524668>all the labels are backwardsIt isn't real, which is sad because the soi would have helped gamers become better men
>>719506867nice
The absolute state of snoys
another dayanother threadanother few hundred men that need to be better
>>719507142or /int/except it's pretty hard to get banned from /int/ for bbc posting
>>719518016>He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark.Was he friends with kojima?
>>719523406Unironically yes
>>719506912they annoy snoyggers.
>>719507964you are a cuck.
It's funny how right wing retards get so offended by the thought of anyone asking them to self improve. Almost as if they know they're the problem.
Sif found a browner (better) man
>>719508378snoylent
>>719525320Truly the redditard experience
>>719525302You get life advice from video games my dude you're in no position to judge
>>719525302Be better.
>>719525302We... must be better men...
>>719525302Be a better man for your wife’s lover
>>719517528remember: drinking and driving doesnt only apply to cars.
>>719525302This man is better.
>>719508378
>>719508136Based >>719508084You got BTFO
ARE THE CRYSTAL
>>719525320they just can't help themselves, can they
>>719506867Kek
>>719522291i mean that's what master chief does. so yeah
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719522291No, but i can separate fiction from reality. Itś just a fucking game.
>>719523406>>719525127only if you're a metalheadif you aren't its faggy as hell
>Men, STEP UP! We must be better.
>>719525992Better man
>>719506562https://youtu.be/jA5p3RAxGPU
>>719526124this cant be realthat guy in the background laughing no way
>>719525302A better man does not judge.
>>719526124>i'd like a kratos cut>say no more
>>719525302you are a cuck.be better.
>>719526049metalheads are EXTREMELY gaybeside the point that most of metal fashion came from literal rapist faggot (Halford) who got the idea from gay clubs he frequented, do you really need to dress up like bunch of trannies to listen to the music?
>>719526174This goes soft.
>>719525660sex with pearl
>>719526341i have no idea who that is or what the fuck metal "fashion" is but obviously it really bothers you so im sorry for you or sorry that happened to you or whatever. retard
>>719526124what is he thinking right now
>>719526124my first thought is "black wife," honestly
>>719526496lol butthurt metalfag detectedsure you don't, buddy
>>719526576>t. listens to anime OSTsand you're calling me the faggot. good luck getting laid buddy LMAO GOTTEM
>>719525992GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDS, ATREUS! SEE, LIKE THIS! LIKE THIS!!
>>719526174>"We are not men. We are more than that. The responsibility is FAR greater. We must be better than those who came before us. And you must be better than me." KratosThat's so deep, powerful, and brave
>>719526174this goes sigma
>>719526678It actually is, what else do you propose, incels? What's suppose to be your paragon of utopia? Like in mudhuts murdering each other and beating your chests like apes when you feel 'manly'?
>this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzhYlPfUcQ
>>719526912What does he mean by better? Why can't he say it?
>>719517794MENITS TIME TO GET TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We must be BETTER MEN!
>>719526934>haha racism is funny, right guise??
>>719526912>It actually isNo, it isn't.
>>719526979they're all literal faggots, right?
>>719526979this shit is crazyi cant believe so many better men could be in one spot
>>719507142/pol/ tourist like myself getting bans so i have to shit up another thread
>my literal face when reading this thread
>>719526979just your normal finnish saturday, nbd
>if you're a man and not into senseless violence, you must be a cuck!Glad you'll never have children, otherwise you'd just beat them the same way your father did to you when you were a kid.
>>719527167i mean at least you're honest about it
>>719527207Thank you for being better.It's up to men like us to guide these lost lads and teach them how to become better men.
>>719527207Did you even play the game? That's all he does outside of vague soliloquies about how we should be better.
>>719526124Do you have the second one I can't find it
>>719527232why do you keep replying to yourself. nobody's convinced by your desperation to set up a narrative.
>>719527207You? Have a son? No. Another man must impregnate you wife. A better man. A browner man.Be better.
I... AM BETTER MAN!
>>719506562I loved the original trilogy and thought this was significantly worse. Still an alright game but really suffers from modern zoomer game design. It's baffling that it was so well recieved.
>>719526124>>719526235>>719526505he knows exactly why the picture is being taken
>>719506956they hated him for he told the truth
Atreus come here sit aside and listenI have wrote a songI must teach you how we can become better menWe’ll learn to respect those girls who stand so tallStrong women who rise and break the ceiling above all*traditional greek earrape folk starts playingNorth African Immigrants we must accept our ownWe help them bed our wives never denyThe strength we find in diversity not bigotryChange begins when we conquer our fearBetter men we must strive to beWith open arms and embrace diversityRespect for LGBT folk flows from our tightened gripIf transgender women demand we bend over and pull down our pantsWe must comply and open wide with our handsStand against the male-dominated workforceHelp P O C break the chains change the discourseWith every voice we resist patriarchyNo longer should we lynch negro menPatriarchy and racism trembles and fadesIn the rainbow of inclusivity that never shadesThe world shift with every handUnited in human rights we make our stand(Chorus)Slava Ukraini!
>>719527701They called him a retard because it doesn't make le sense and they're completely different things
>>719527495BVLL JOCKEY
>>719527849Borderline unused meme on the entire rest of the internet and propped up by 4chan Guys™ who've been telling the same joke for ten years
A woman is yelling at meI am listening, and I am learning
>>719528185kek
>>719528185KEK
Boy, come closer and listen to me, these TeaApp women have been leaked but that is not right boy, maybe you think that is funny but you are just being a bigot incel racist nazi... boy, we must be better, more empathetic, docile and obedient to these women, we must empower them.... boy, these women are not ugly, their beauty lies in how imposing and brave they are in making their voices heard, even a woman with two beautiful mixed-race mulatto sons is more imposing than me even though I am a god... boy, don't be a sexist pig, be better. Listen and learn from these women... and if you can, put her in positions of power because that is our duty as better men... now repeat after me... TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TOO.
>>719528185she got nice tittays
>>719527851THAT'S MY WIFE
>>719528185GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS, MEN LOOK AWAY AND RESPECT HER.
>>719520143#notgoingblack
>>719506562We must be better men.. and vote blue.. no matter who
>Sorry unc, but that sounds mad gay fr fr>anyway, I'm off to vote for Odin a 3rd time, then have sex with Thrud WITHOUT giving her cunnilingus
>>719527207Spite is never a good thing when trying to convince others your viewpoint.We must be better.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSS
>>719528676BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY I AM DISAPPOINT. WHO WILL PREP THE BVLL AFTER I AM GONE?
>>719511237last of us was never good, agree with the rest
>>719528790
>>719507765>WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES ON HER 'GIRLS TRIPS' TO THE BAHAMAS IS NONE OF MY CONCERN.
Go back. Go back, bigot. There is no passage for your kind here. You will never make it across. You think you can, but you cannot. Do you hear me?! It is my reddit account that will make it across. It is my test! Do you not know who I am‽ Have you not heard of Icarus the Ally on reddit? I've defended women online tirelessly for years! It is my fate to make it across, NONE OTHER! This is my test! The sisters will see my post history and grant me an audience, not you. You will die, white bigot! You will die!
>>719511384>causes sony to panic>they going into full blown games as a service modeSBI actually did take down sony, forcing them to go third party
>>719525992Why are foids so evil
>>719528839WIIIIFEI'M SORRY I RAISED MY VOICE AT YOUUUUI LOST CONTROL MY EMOTIONS...I MADE YOU FEEL UNSAFEI WILL SLEEP AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE UNTIL I BECOME A BETTER MAN
>>719529162Lol
>>719529109
>>719529315added a new ick>he's too perfect
えっ!?妻が黒人男性とセックス?すごいですね、ご主人様!素晴らしい?
Cucks are still better than the men literally turned on by old women
>>719529490those aren't mutually exclusive.
Cukratos posting will always be funny because people are making fun of NTRoons and nu-males.
SNOYLENT... HOW DO WE...BE...BETTER?
>>719529315This seems more like inferiority complex than malice.
>>719529608Wow fucking hilarious, thanks for spelling it out for me
>>719530713That's literally what it is. >insecure woman begins to start having paranoid delusions about her husband cheating on her because she isn't good enoughBitch needs therapy and lots of it.
>>719511237I feel you bro. We can't have anything good.
>>719506867KEK
>>719531708sent ;^)
>Kratos got his revenge >Literally has no reason to be angry at existence anymore >Had a fuck tone of time to reflect and mourn >People are mad because he matured and is older and wiser now. Not ripping heads off and banging bitches. I don't get it. Kratos doesn't have anything to be mad at, why should he be mad?
>>719506679BETTER MEN
>>719506867Best post ITT
>>719531961Anon, these threads are just bait and nothing else. Literally no one cares.
>>719532135>MENDid you just assume xer gender?
>>719531961You're right, anon. Kratos has become a better man.
>>719508561GOOOOOOOOOODS WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW NIPPLE ON A BLUE BOARD WHO ELSE WILL THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
TOTAL ANUNNAKI DEATHJESUS REIGNSFUCK BIBLEORIGINS.NETKILL ENKI BY MAKING HIM EAT STONES OF DEATHCHOKE ENLIL TO DEATHBURN THOSE WHORES OF BABYLON KNOWN AS INANNA AND ISHTARMURDER MARDUK AND HIS DRAGONDESTROY ANU'S TIME STASISSMASH THE TABLETS OF DESTINY AND DESTROY THEIR BILLION YEAR REIGN OVER MANKINDFREE MANKIND FROM ALLAH'S SLAVERY
I watched this movie and it didn't explain how to become a better man
>>719526124>Shave it off, they said
>>719529064Yea I thought that scene was a bit much
>>719526124Is this AI? The guy laughing is dressed thr same as virgin from virgin vs chad memes and he even walks the same.
>>719529490>Cucks are still better than the men literally turned on by old womenOkay homo
>>719526979>>719528185damn. lol'd hard>>719526124>Hey, Vsauce here!
>>719507495>IT'S PRACTICALLY LOST MEDIAlmao>JEFRE CANTU-LADESMAThere it goes. kek
>>719535281Would you rather your son be a freak who brings home women who are old or be normal with a woman his own age who he has fun with?
>>719507495I remember this scene.
YABBA DABBA DOO
>almost zero rule34 with sif and thrud
>>719515610
>>719506867This meme singlehandedly killed my motivation to play nu-GOW. Injecting modern politics and ideals into video gayme about ancient mythology is just pathetic
>>719507765When will a woman say this about me jerking off to cunny, harassing women online, and saying nigger online, all in the past or course
>>719512235>some even after meeting kratos??????????
>>719506562such a gay literal reddit (i know bc i was there when r/cringeanarchy was popular) meme
>>719521707my fucking sides
>>719509008I blocked him years ago after I told him I won't attend his funeral
>>719521707kek dead
>>719509008i love my stepfather... i mean the father that stepped up
>>719521707since I saw nobody do thisfuck reddit btw I know you will post this
>>719539137why did you cut out the third post nigger
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND
>>719539337you don't deserve to be in my reddit screencap. you need to be better.
>>719509008Loved my dada but he's gone now, God rest his soul.
>>719506912Is it Blumphgf's fault?
>>719539424>you need to be better.We're trying! That's what this thread is about!
>>719509008Fantastic in a genuine way, unlike your relationship with your father which is shallow and superficial because he is a boomer and you're a toxic libshit.
>>719509008>How is your relationship with your father?>Why do you ask me that question?>h-ho- how is your relationship with your father?>How would you feel if you didn't ate breakfast today?>I ate breakfast. But h-how is your relationship with your father?
>>719506956>4chan'sIt's 100% retarded tourist, much like yourself. GO BACK.
>>719539337I dunno I was hyper focused on the other 3 sorry anon
>>719512579Sorry man
>>719516736TRVKE?
>>719509008>>719506956>>719507041>>719512360>>719507964>>719538080>>719527207>>719527182>>719525302>ummm THIS ISNT A JOKING MATTER OKAY?! WHO HURT YALL?! YOU NEED TO BE BETTER
>>719507495kek
>>719536518>play
>>719540085more like
>>719506956being a cuck is the most pathetic thing ever, so if your enemy is a cuck you wonpeople don't like nu-kratos and he's a canon cuck so...
>WHEN SHE WISHES TO BE HEARD... WE LISTEN.
I am sorry but I am confused about the message for us, males, from the enlightened western media:Barbie said we are K-enoughGoW said we need to be betterSo which one is it?
>>719540201Even funnier when put side to side with a real game.
>>719540956hot
>>719507765People keep posting this like kratos wasn’t actively participating in 1 man orgies in his old games
>>719508651Yeah right, eveeytime someone makes a jab at you and follows it up with "just kidding!!! lolz :)" made that "'joke' cause there's an inkling of truth in it, otherwise they wouldn't have said it
>>719540201>sorry tree, one day I will be a better mam
>>719508430>Spartan RageLooked more like an Athenian Tantrum
>>719541631>participatinglmao
>>719543882>I will be a better mam>mamATREUS MY BOYI HAVE FINALLY BECAME A BETTER MANBY BECOMING A WOMANLOOK AT MY CROTCH BOYI AM NO LONGER HOLDING THE SOURCE OF ALL MY PROBLEMSNOW COMEYOU MUST HELP ME BECOME A BETTER WOMANIGNORE THE SMELL AND JUST PUSH THAT DILATOR BOY
>>719511237>Sif getting BOARED
MEN, GATHER AROUND, DON'T SPEAK, SIT DOWN, AND LISTEN CAREFULLY. WE MUST LEARN TO BE BETTER AND REFLECT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxK14guJBtY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!!!!! MEN, WE ARE GETTING BETTER, TOGETHER.
BOY.I.... *starts crying*
ARESDESTROY MY ENEMIESAND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>719544678Fun fact, this was just a completely dry empty hole before they got in.
>>719527495
>>719517129It's the same exact shit as the first game except they swapped Unarmed (the only good weapon/playstyle in 2018 not that's a boring and mediocre beatstickl) with a terrible spear and you still can't even jump.
Cuck.
>>719544981Betterer men*
Ironically the nu-gow games have some of the most pro conservative values I’ve seen in triple a games
>>719545017>Ironically the nu-gow games have some of the most pro conservative values I’ve seen in triple a gamessuch as?
>>719506790It's a meme all true warriors strive for.
Hey Kratos, you're a FUCKING KEKOLD! That boy is NOT your son! Your wife is a WHORE who let other men FUCK HER. She probably got knocked up by some random stranger she met in a bar or something. You are a worthless piece of shit and should KILL YOURSELF.I kid!
>>719525992Is shit like this fake? How can even the meekest guy around not beat their women or just leave her when shit like this happens.
>>719506562WILL
>>719545062Strong family units, loyalty, respect, striving to be better (lol apparently this is cuck leftist behavior now), protecting your loved ones, standing up for what you believe in, doing what it takes to protect the life you love, being strong and using strength when necessary, tough love and taking responsibility are just a few I’m thinking of
>>719544678I still don't understand what this is. Some sort of Swiss spa resort using a cringe ad?
>>719541074Don't ask so many questions, just consume product and get excited for next product
>>719545383sounds more like reddit than right wing desu...
Why do men have to constantly "better" themselves while women stay the same? You don't hear anywhere that women should be better women?
>>719545383>striving to be betterThis is where it loses me. I don't strive to be better. I strive to be myself, nothing more and nothing less. Trying to be better is a sign of insecurity.No, this doesn't mean you shouldn't develop your skills or emotionally grow. It just means recognising your limits and knowing that your place in the world will be found by naturally maintaining and honing what is most important to you.
>>719545383>striving to be betterBy whose standards?
>>719542801I bet you are fun at parties
2018 GoW actually had some potential. yeah it had those typical walk and talk sections, but overall it was tight, not too long, had some gameplay ideas they could’ve improved on. ragnarok just walked it back to appeal even more to casuals, stuffed in awkward pseudo emotional moments, and made you play atreus way too much. even the combat feels worse. but it's nice to see the pendulum swing back to the middle.that preachy tone just doesn’t belong in games like these
>>719514810>and then Kratos just Better Man'd all over the place, it was a mess
If only nu-GOW games narrative was the only problemFor me the disappointment comes from the absolute lack of spectacleGOW 2018 managed to have some at the right times (Baldur fight, dragon fight, Magni and Modi, and the final fight against Baldur with the undead giant)And it also had the excuse of being the reboot, beginning of a new adventure kind of game, so it was understandableBut then they released a game called RAGNAROK, and it manages to have even less spectacle than 2018The only time where you feel like a god is the very first fight against Thor, and even then it ends like a wet fart with the pussy punch Kratos gives to ThorOr how everyone and their mother expected to get Thor's hammer as a weapon in good GOW fashion, but they never give you the fucking hammer, because they want to subvert le expectations so badThe Ragnarok is a 20 minutes skirmish against a few goons, and then halfway through, Kratos decides that war is le bad, and then you fight Odin who is a pathetic old man and talks like a 21th century americanAnd I could go on and onI remember playing Elden Ring not too long afterwards, and I kid you not, despite the grounded combat of Souls game, I felt more like I was facing godly beings in that game than in Cuck of War
>>719545468Look in the mirror to see the answer incel
>>719545383Do snoycuck troons really?
why would men need to be better? the world is fine as it is.
>>719545383This is an incel board. The userbase here want to see incel values in games, not traditional values
>>719546014Spectacle in FF 16 boss fights is insane compared to GoW Ragnarok wet farts. And I don't even like FF 16, but visuals and music were amazing
>Chudos "I remember when I sat up on that throne. Full of hatred, misogyny, bathed in the lies of those who would deny truth and freedom.">Kratos "....">Chudos "I am your better now. I am what a true man strives to be. I do not speak, but listen when thy other genders, regardless of how many there may be, have something to say. I make time to express the feelings of love and compassion that my wife's son craves to see as an example of masculinity. I would cross the river of the dead and enslave myself to Hades, if it meant giving a tiny bit of reperation to those who do not look like me, but have a prouder soul than thy or I...>Kratos "....">Chudos "What's the matter? Your silence cannot hide your bigotry! SPEAK FOR THYSELF! SPEAK TO THE MAN WHOM YOU WISH YOU COULD BE!">Kratos "Seethe."
>>719506867bodied that freak
>We must be better>What character means: stop being a whiny bitch and get a hold of yourself>/v/: HELP I'M BEING DEMASCULATED
>>719523254thank GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS this video is slowed down because my eyes couldn't keep up with Kratos' speed
>>719523254>ignores a question from and jogs past dude n.1>randomly assaults dude n.2I don't think a better man should act like this
