What was the point of this again?
>>719510038Making our dicks hard
Crazy how hard Shantae fell off after Pirate's Curse
>>719510038>no lap dance sceneWhat was the point of any of it?
>>719510038The same point as this - to make men feel aroused.
>>719510356pic unrelated
>>719510625You want to pretend that was for the ladies and not for the faggots?
creambee must make more shantae games
>>719510038A little comedy to go with your tiddies.
>>719510164Seven Sirens is a way better game than Pirate's Curse.
>>719510038Post the femboy versionOr traps as the oldfags say
>>719511228That's pushing it, but the games after PC where still great.
>>719510038Perfect breeding outfits
what do the backsides look like?
>>719510164It doesn’t help the faggots at Wayforward mismanaged the series to the point you’d think they’re trying to kill it if you didn’t know any better.>HGH was a meh game that departed from the traditional gameplay of the series for no reason >Seven Sirens was a mobile game for no reason until someone at Wayforward grew a brain and decided to release it on consoles >Risky Revolution, a GBA game, was announced two fucking years before release, and console players didn’t even know when it was releasing until 3 weeks ago because Wayforward partnered with Limited Run Games for some ungodly reason let them dictate the release date >Locked the extra costumes for Revolution behind the more expensive Deluxe Edition but didn’t make them downloadedable as DLC to make buyers FOMOFuck Wayforward. I’d say they should sell the franchise but I know some tranny is salivating at the opportunity to make Shantae for “modern audiences”
>>719510783>he doesn't imagine being stripped in front of high-society womenNGMI
>>719510038for me its the various expressions from the differing personalities
>>719511724Their butts are covered.
>>719512118is this in the game?
The point of fanservice is to retain fans.
>>719512213No, you can tell because of the fingers.I love the art for that game bu the fingers man, they look like claws.
>>719510093/thread
>>719510038ask how I know a man designed these characters
>>719512591>He doesn't knowlel
>>719512504oh god I never noticed thatnow I can't unnotice it
>>719511809I'm talking about why they put a scene like that in the movie, not what the context was within the movie.
>>719512213would you say this is in the game
>>719513034>no animation of Shantae getting vigorously and relentlessly fingerbanged while being bent over and squirting violently as big monster fingers dig her pussy out as if it's trying to dig her womb outI hate this gay earth.
>>719513034Shantae having the smallest boobs but the biggest hips makes her a strong contender for the hottest girl. I'd say my rankings would go Shantae > Risky > Rotty Tops > Sky. They're all pretty close though.
Just watched a video on youtube for the shits of someone doing the final boss without taking damage and noticed how fucking easy it looks, so I decided to try it out.Literally first try and did it, my god it makes me feel stupid I didn't realize how the canon and especially how the gun paterns for the third phase are super easy to dodge.Now I just need to speedrun the game in under 2h, that should be easy enough.
>>719510038Booba
>>719512712Are you implying that sir is unaware?
>>719513034I heard the bonus costumes were their own playthroughs and not swappable throughout a playthrough?
>>719512591Okay ma'am, enlighten us lmao.
>>719513403>picSauce?
Harmony
>>719510324She did say 'bum', though.
>>719513708Sorry anon, I only have that crop. Dunno if there even is a bigger version or not since I couldn't find jack on Gelbooru or rule34.xxx
>>719513550
>>719510093Mine achieved adamantine hardness.>>719513921Why is Lelith Hesperax in a Shantae game?Yeah I'm joking here, but I see some similarities.
You just know a man designed these characters purely to pander to the male gaze.
Shantae gets a pass on doing the same lewd anime things that get Japanese games hated in the west.
>>719514395Bait, but a woman designed Shantae. Based on a real person.I wonder what the real Shantae thinks of the series.
>>719514395>>719512591There is no way people are still oblivious about who designed and demands her to stay sexy to this day right?It has to be bait or something.
>>719510038What was the point of that scene where the two girls were bathing in the waterfall that turned out to be the drool of some giant dragon, and then they mention how it's so sticky and slimy?What was the point of the little cook girl going on an insane rant (something like 50 text boxes long) if you don't give her an item?The point was that they were funny. Stop being an asexual humourless mong.
>>719514395You just know you should be raped and killed
>>719514614One of my favorite things is in Risky Revolution when you take Pongo's rock, the text box calls shantae a thief, and there's this back and forth where she's arguing with the fourth wall.
>>719514614I was gonna post something but your autistic rant made me forget what it was. I hate you autistic rant man
>>719511228>>719510164I thought both were okay.
>>719514760>>719514614>JUST LIKE MY HECKING MARVEL MOVIES
>>719515362To quote Serj Tankian "get the tapeworm out of your ass".
>>719515617I would lick that back until I made my way into her center
>>719516018Does Shantae have a creamy center?
>>719510038Ooh, she's a killing machineShe's got everythingLike a moving mouthBody control and everythingI love herI need herI see herYeah, she turns me onAlright, hold tightI'm a highway star
>>719516018So much care and effort.On a fucking Gameboy color game released in 2002.Why would you release a GBC title that late?
>>719514614>developers put a gay character in the game>UMM... EXCUSE ME>WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS GAY CHARACTER?>THERE IS NO POINT OF SHOVING YOUR POLITICS IN MY GAME, NO GAY ROMANCE SHOULD EVER BE IN A GAME, HOW DOES THIS ADD TO THE GAMEPLAY!
>>719516327Yes.
can we get another game with the Sirens as the antagonists without it being another "Risky dun it" scenario
>>719516638No.Risky is like Ganondorf or Bowser; sans a few rare occasions she's the main and true villain.
>>719513403
>>719516271Sunk cost, must have started development late and didn't want to completely scrap it to remake it for the GBA.It would have been a smash hit up there with classics like the Megaman Zero and the Castlevania games.I didn't know shantae existed until I was much older looking for games to emulate.
>>719516271on top of what >>719517321 said, you could still play gbc games on the gba, so they probably figured it'd be a waste of time to start over since it can still be advertised for and sold for the newest system.
Where is Rotty on Shantae 1? It says go east of water town and I've been doing that but all I reach is a fucking wall.
>>719516801I'm not saying she can't be present but I feel her role as "le keikaku master" is played out at this point. HGH was supposed to be about an some ancient threat before they scrapped it in favor of "lmao risky tricked u again"
>>719510038Poor Shantae, getting tittymogged like that
>>719517498Wait for night and exit the swamp area on the right.
>>719511612>open shantae thread>some faggot saying pirates curse is the best>every single time they are wrongGets funnier every time
>>719517487Not quite, the game struggled really hard to find a publisher, and when Capcom decided to do it, they realized that the game was so advanced for the GBC that it needed a special part/battery something like that that ended up increasing the cost of production for the game's cartridge, making this a very risky investment.So you have a brand new IP releasing for a dead console that is also so advanced for said console it needed a special part jacking up the price for the production, making it not worth the risk but Capcom still did it, even if just for a few tousand cartridges.
>canonically likes dadbods>still a femcel
>>719517754I think it's the overall the best in the franchise, followed by HGH and SS but yeah, it is what it is.
>>719510783>implying women watches MCUmost of capeshit fanbase are faggots, females don't watch mcu slop, they only post shitty ass rants on social media
>>719510093
>>719518014>the industry plant one for people that dont like shantae is the bestFtfy chief
It was maded to make my pinto hard.
>>719517754
>>719511612God I wish she would pounce me.
>>719513494Who has the biggest boobs?
>>719510038Armour bikinis are hot, why would you complain though?
>>719521031GIGAMERMAIDO
>>719521065Because it's, ugh, so objectifying to women. Like, imagine a game where men were almost naked all the time.
>>719514541you'd think the fact that two people posted almost the same exact bait would have clued you off
realistically, whats his next plan?
You don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard, your dick is supposed to get hard. See, that's the whole object of this
>>719521857Being the god-king of /v/.
>>719521031Risky of the main cast. Or >>719521071
What is the point of a bikini? QRD pls
>>719517865It's really mysterious
>>719522181Modesty. But not too much modesty.
So which character is most likely to be a dyke?
>>719523585Honestly? None I guess. None of them really give me that vibe, and Sky at least is canonically straight.
>>719523585Rotty. Then again, she is a zombie so biting anyone is just what she does.
>>719523585do you even have to ask
>>719524026You are Rottytops in disguise.
>>719524026It's weird because when Bolo asks for fanservice she's eager to provide it.Can the living dead be bi?
>>719510038To make you wonder.The real princess is fat, so how does she have enough metal bikini to fit different types of girls she never will meet?
>>719517865When women say they like dadbods, they mean they like what they think a dadbod is.
>>719511731You're just a asshurt retard, fuck off
>>719524026If anything she's Bi. And very flirty. No I'm talking full on man hater.
>>719524268This is her type. He breaks up with her to date princess instead.
>>719510356Uhhhhh
>>719517865I want her to peg me while she berates me
>>719524697Bolo has that and only wants Risky or nameless monstergirl mooks. Or the bath house lady.
>>719524768he has his reasons
>>719524768>only wants Risky
>>719524472Doesnt he die?
>>719525507No.
>>719524472He's probably Shantae's type too since she "kissed" him RR.truly the chad thundercock of Sequin Land
>>719511731>Shantae for “modern audiences”Shantae with a thick gock when
To see Risky with her hair down.DAYUM.
>>719526080What about Shantae with a GLOCK?
>>719526467>tranny shantae with a glockI'd pirate it desu
>>719526506She wants to kill as men, however everyone in Sequinland is brown because it's basically Turkey. This leads Shantae into existential dread and turns it into a walking simulator.
>>719513403>doesn't hit a point where they laugh at her and she's madher hips won't stop bucking, even after the thick monster fingers stop filling her pussy. Also she's spitting like a sprinkler, she is long past embarrassment
>>719525684>>719525507Isn't Falstaad dead?
>>719510038I think I bought the wrong gameI got HGH first, did I make a mistake?
>>719510038Why is Shantae chestmogged by every other girl in the seriesIs Risky the biggest?
>>719528168As far as we can tell, yes.
>>719510038purple girls make my pp PP
post the Bug Moms
>>719529217
>>719529365fuck yes
>3 hours racing RottytopsI think I'm losing my grip on reality.
>>719529673just use savestates at that point
>>719510093Why would they want to do that? Sounds kinda gay...
>>719510038To piss your faggot ass off and make this stupid thread
>>719510038its crazy how gooners took over this series. they literally make a swimsuit magazine like sports illustrated did.
>>719530267>Gooners took over
>>719510038See picrel
>>719524768Well he is a retard.
>>719524026she definitely has a thing for shantae
>SS establishes that half-genies inherit their powers from their mothers, ergo Shantae's mother has shapeshifting powers>Advance establishes that half-genies too young to fight were sent to live with their fathers until they were old enough>but Shantae was raised by Uncle Mimic since she was a baby per HGH, so her dad was never in the picture>Uncle Mimic is/was a regular at the royal library since Shantae was really young, per SatPC. >the sultan died nutting, per Advance
>>719532035Except Shantae's mom like all genies was made to fuck off to the digital world by a skeleman pirate.
>>719529920I was gonna say something quippy like I'm gonna rawdog this game like Sky, and then I thought of Sky bareback sex, and suddenly I did it. Probably should have save stated though, I'm not getting this time back.
>>719532356There were full genies fucking around in the dungeons in the original. Not all genies poofed away, just a huge number of them.
>>719532649Pretty sure that they're also half-genies. The intro tells us each town has a half-genie guardian. They're also just Shantae pallette swaps.
>>719532753No, they were full genies, which is why they offer to send Shantae to their magical realm at the end of GBC.
>>719524435what's the deal with the village anywayis her soul trapped there in some kind of purgatory hell, and when she dreams she has vague recollections of what her undead body is doingbut when she's awake she just wanders aimlessly since ghosts have no memories?
I like how, when Shantae meets Rotty, woman is immediately trying to eat her brains.>you're fucking stupid if you think only wild zombies eat brains >wager your brains against me helping you>I'll definitely biteWoman has a thing for Shantae, and it might be literal hunger.
>>719512118>Risky Boots' face in that imagePerfect fucking reaction weapon fodder. Cropping it to there for that reason.
>>719510038goonfuel for my BWC
>>719510783
>>719535931And Udon wonders why Shantae in a swimsuot is their best ever selling product.
>>719510164Half Genie isn't bad. If Pirate's a 9, then Half genie is like a 7
>>719510038The games are fun and all, but I swear the best part is doing ERP as Shantae and having raunchy typesex with anons for hours
>>719533897More or less. She's a revived body but her soul is in purgatory. They are disunited. If united she could be fully healed.
>>719518045>implying women watches MCU Thats why they added those kind of scenes, along with girlbosses and such. They WANTED women to watch the movies.
>>719510093I dont have one and never have. Clit is FULL MAST though
>>719514761>two sentences is a rant
