Let's theorize and speculate about Super Mario.
>>719516705Mario will go bing bing wahoo
No reoccurring threads allowed on /v/!
>>719490667Are you ban evading OPYour last schizo thread was deleted
>>719516705wait for miyamoto to croak.
>>719516705Is that Mario's wife?
>>719516792Someone was falseflagging as me, or rather, saying that Eric, or the Brazilian anti-Nintendo guy, was me.
>>719517008No.
>>719516792homosexual pedos got the last thread deleted
>>719516753Ok.
you can stop now
>>719518374What video game threads do you want me to make instead?
>>719518735https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
>>719518735Pick a more interesting franchise, like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>719519197I'm not interested in Sonic right now.
>>719519239>right nowYou mean you used to be?
>>719518735Blue Archive threads!
>>719516792Being mean to spammers is more likely to be banned than actually spamming.
>>719519310No, I'm not as interested in Sonic as I am in Mario.
>>719516705Hi Paulinefag! Call me a cubie.
>>719518735How about games you play? According your other threads you don’t even have a Switch 2 and you barely play Nintendo games to begin with.
>>719516705Ban evasion is against the rules bud.
>Paulinefag when he's getting ready to call you a cubie
Mario got his freak on
>>719521180>incest, shotacon, and necrophiliaThis one’s a combo of fucked up
>>719520875Someone else was posting NSFW in my thread.
>>719520797>>719521123>>719521180Eric...
>>719520862I play Nintendo games, I just stopped playing with my Switch as often because I already beat Super Mario Odyssey.
>>719521449Paulinefag... say it. Call me a cubie.
>>719521554Eric hates the gamecube, newfag.
>>719521123He reminds me of this guy too.
>>719521810If you were paying attention, you would know it's Eric falseflagging as revenge for the times Suzanneanon called him out in the Bananza threads. by the way, why are you ban evading?
>>719522229I never got banned, and I don't believe your words considering that (you) thought I was Eric. Everyone is Eric according to (you).
This is the most underage thread on the board right now
Cubesnoys spend their Sunday night seething at Pauline III.
>>719521659Eric is literally the biggest cubie faggot on this board, are you shitposting? He's literally their leader at this point.>pic related
>>719522691>CubieThere it is! How does it feel, Paulinefag?
>>719522805How does what feel? Your constant seething at the Switch 2 and Pauline III? It's amusing to us, if anything.
>>719517008Yes.
>>719522943>usBro it’s just you and your hand like every other night.
>>719523050>>719523084Nice projection, Eric.
>>719523180
>>719523180This is absolutely pathetic. No wonder you have no friends and no one to love you.
>>719523346What do you expect out of Paulinefag?
>>719523232>>719523346Shut the fuck up, Eric.
Now that I’ve accomplished my daily goal of kicking some loser while they are down, imma go eat some pizza and play some games with my gf. I am teaching her marvel vs capcom 2. Have fun masturbating to anime AGAIN.
>>719523454Godspeed Anon.
>>719523450
>>719523413>>719523454>I FUCKING HATE PAULINE III AND THE SWITCH 2!!!!! GAMECUBE IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719523450>>719523413See this. I think it applies to both of you (we all know it’s just one guy but let’s play pretend)>>719523454Bye bye now. Good luck on page 10
>>719523542
>>719523569
>>719518735Mario is remnant of old mascot faggotry, and the brand is only living through its past gloryIt's not the most important video game character anymore, do you really think people would care about an ugly middle-aged midget italian-american mascot in this current age? It's only relevant to autists like you who lives in the past nostalgia, "theorizing" about it is nothing but an unproductivity, even more so than fap or idpol threads.
idk what's happening in this thread anymore, it has completely lost the plot.
>>719516705*farts*
>>719523820Here's what I believe is happening in this thread.
>>719523820A few threads ago in this chain we figured out Chris-chan posts on /v/ still.People are now larping because of it.I'm just here for the Megaman art.
>>719524028I understand it now.
>>719524095Based fellowMegaChad
>>719516705I thought generals weren't allowed on /v/?
>>719524449I don't think this is a general.
Why is someone posting NSFW in my Super Mario Theory thread?
>>719516705>Why did you make Pauline “13 years old”?>Pauline plays a significant role in this adventure. While her background was explained in “Ask the Developers,” I was surprised to see a character from past games appear in a younger form.>Motokura: Pauline was actually one of several candidates we considered bringing into this game, but we couldn't quite fit her into the gameplay mechanics at the time. Once we had a prototype for the Bananza transformation, Mr. Kubo saw it and composed a song for it. Linking the Bananza transformation with that song solidified Pauline's appearance.>What about the 13-year-old setting?>Takahashi: We wanted her to accompany Donkey Kong, riding on his back and adventuring together. We initially tried an adult version, but a girl felt more appropriate size-wise. Also, since many players would be experiencing Donkey Kong for the first time, we wanted her to feel like a new character they could easily connect with.https://www.ndw.jp/dkbananza-interview-250820/The devs have already stated that it's the same Pauline twice now. Fuck off already.
>>719524598No, you post this shit every single day in the same fucking format.It's a general and if you have any sense of decency you'd take it to /vg/
>>719525450Nope, not the same Pauline. Breaks canon.
Fucking RETARDED
>>719525515I am trying to get the Anons of this board to discuss important video game topics.
>>719516705When the 40th anniversary Direct happens and makes zero mention of Mario having a daughter, will you fuck off then?
>>719516705No
>>719525450Nowhere in this green text does it imply that Pauline and the little tyke are the same character. Diddy Kong was intended as a redesign of Jr. but they are still separate characters. Same thing here.
>>719525450They actually stated that she's a new character>What about the 13-year-old setting?>Takahashi: When considering who should accompany him, we wanted someone who could ride on Donkey Kong's back and adventure together. We initially tried an adult form, but a girl felt more appropriate size-wise. We also thought many players would be experiencing Donkey Kong for the first time, so we wanted her to be a new character they could easily relate to.Why lie?
>>719525773If it has a 3D Mario game that I decide I like because it might actually give me what I wanted from Odyssey, then perhaps I won't need to share my theory anymore, but I am not making any promises.
>>719525802Yes.We must theorize about Super Mario.
>>719525890?
>>719526280>Machine translation
>>719525890This is probably why Anons are lying.
>>719525450This really says it all.>We initially tried an adult version, but a girl felt more appropriate size-wise.Nintendo doesn't care about continuity in the slightest. Any attempt to theorize about lore is pointless when they themselves don't give a damn.
This is why I'm not a fan of lolis in games.
>>719526402Nintendo does care about continuity.
>>719526316Proof of Paulinefag being Ericfag
That wasn't my post.I don't use profanity.
>>719516705Rapin' time already?*rapes you*
>>719526402Seething snoy.
>>719525876>Diddy Kong was intended as a redesign of Jr. but they are still separate charactersWell it's a good thing they didn't keep calling him "Donkey Kong Jr." and instead gave him a different name to show it was a different character then.
>>719526589Despite everything, this is still better than the other Pauline threads
how is this thread still alive
>>719526768Now if only they did that for the Kong's named Donkey Kong
It's seriously amazing how much Mario speculation makes cubies and Snoys seethe.
>>719526891Because mods are sub 80 in faggots
>>719526315>>Machine translation???We're both using deepl retard. The reason your translation came out wonky is because you cut out parts of the interview.
>>719526904You might have also noticed that they changed the first Donkey Kong's name to "Cranky Kong" and pretty much permanently retired arcade-era Donkey Kong Sr. as a character as soon as the modern Donkey Kong was introduced, almost like there was a conscious decision to not have two different characters existing concurrently with the exact same name.
>>719526610Then explain where BotW along with the Sheikah and Zonai fit in the Hyrule Historia Timeline.Hell i don't even understand how the Sheikah and Zonai fit in the same timeline. Two ancient civilizations? Really? What the fuck was the point of Zonaiwashing all the ancient tech when that was already the Sheikah's thing?
>>719527057Perhaps Pauline from DK '94 will now be named Mayor Pauline.
And there he goes seething about BoTW out of nowhere because he's an OoTsnoy as well.
>>719527143She was in a game a couple months ago and she was still just "Pauline"
>>719527149>Everyone I don't like is Eric
>>719527250Cranky Kong was in a game before Donkey Kong Country and was still just named Donkey Kong.
>>719527143>>719527250Pauline Jr. will have a different name eventually. Most likely they will use Young Pauline like they do with Young Link.
>>719524028
>>719527337Cranky Kong showed up in a 1994 game after DKC already was released and was still called Donkey Kong.
>>719527343Why not give her a new name right away?
>>719527343That's retarded. Young Link/Toon Link are Smash-centric names given to them to avoid having three characters with the same name on the roster. They're still known as Link in their respective games.
>>719527149>"I want to have an actual debate">*gets proved wrong*>"snoy! snoy!"
>>719527396DK '94 was about Cranky Kong.
>>719527343>Young PaulineThat would confirm she's the same Pauline.
>>719527416Same reason why you have a bunch of Links with the same name and only differentiate when their counterparts are together.
>>719527149No seriously, what the fuck was the point of doing the Zonai ancient tech when the last game was all about Sheikah ancient tech?And i ask this as one of the few people on this board that actually likes TotK. (To be fair, i hadn't played BotW for years, so the old map felt refreshed and i digged all the new physics puzzles.)
>>719525876>>Nowhere in this green text does it imply that Pauline and the little tyke are the same character.>Why did you make Pauline “13 years old”?>I was surprised to see a character from past games appear in a younger form.>Pauline was actually one of several candidates we considered bringing into this gameUh huh, sure buddy.
>>719527396That never happened.
>>719527480It wouldn't. You can have two workers in a field with the same name, and the coworkers would differentiate by calling the younger one "Young _"
>>719527367do tendie man toddlers really have a mental break down over a simple punchline to conclude a game
>>719527547
>>719527586Nobody is having a mental breakdown.I'm just pointing out the pattern.Also, you just outed yourself as the anti-Nintendo Brazilian guy.
>>719527956>Nintendo totally wants to portray their big mascot as a sleaze who impregnated his ex after the girl he left her for rejected him!
>>719528017Mario would not be a sleaze.Nintendo already portrayed him as someone who dumped his girlfriend for Peach.
IdkI saw some shit about Mario 64 being a masonic ritual or some shit
>>719528083Yeah man going back to your ex after the girl you're chasing wants nothing to do with you romantically isn't sleazy behavior at all.
>>719528170Nintendo already had Mario dump Pauline for Peach.
>>719528296This is now a Shota Theories and Speculation thread.
>>719528017To be fair Mario looks like Danny Devito, why wouldn't he be a sleaze
No, it isn't.This is a Super Mario theory thread on the Video Games board.
>>719516705I like your theory, anon. Keep posting it
>>719528775Thank you.
>>719528682Who are you replying to?Anyway back to the thread topic, i have this theory that Shotas may be the missing link between human and kitty-cat. Thus explaining why they're so cute and pettable.
The last two digits on the next post are how many cocks OP has sucked in the last 24 hours.
Please stop posting NSFW in my Super Mario theory thread.
what happens to cat genes if they grow up and turns into a middle aged fat midget that goes bing bing wahoo
>>71952892727 big, meaty members. As confirmed by the man himself.
>>71952892727? So that's like 1.3 cocks per hour?You're a machine OP!
>>719528983That is not true, and you know it.
>>719528927according to my theory regarding this, I don't think they are NSFW but we can have an intellectual debate about that
>>719529058You're right. It's 58, thanks for the addendum.
>>719529173Oh my god. How do you even suck that much cock in a day? Did they all cum too?OP! do you spit or swallow?
>>719529173Why can't you move on from Mareach like how I did?When I started theorizing in late April, after the hack, I applied basic logic, and then moved on from Mareach and switched to Marline, because I assume that Nintendo is switching to Marline.
>>719516705Hey I heard this is the thread is where you can post bannable shit since jannies refuses to delete this shitshow of a thread made by a dysfunctional autist, pretty great thread OP. Keep posting it.
>>719529440wtf is mareachy speak English motherfucker
>>719529480Welcome friend. Get cozy.
>>719529526Mareach is the ship name for Mario x Peach.
>>719529635Ship so like a boat? Made out of Nintendo characters? What the fuck are you trying to say, are you retarded?
>>719529635I Mareach your balls dude
pic unrlated but in my game theory I think Mario only fucks Luigi, I don't think he's into a child raised by a fucking ape
>>719518735You should to add "homosexual pedophilia" to the top list, can't make this shit up.
>>719529708Do you not know what shipping is?Shipping is when fanbase members pair two characters together in a romantic relstionship.
Mareachfags are snoys. Honestly not even suprised.
>>719529813>Do you not know what shipping is?I know what shipping is idiot, it's when you a send package from one place to another, duh
>>719527578No you wouldn't.
>>719527640>after DKC was already released
>>719529709this is the best theory in this thread
odyssey happens at the same time bananza did. odyssey pauline is bananza pauline's aunt.
>>719529813>Shipping is when fanbase members pair two characters together in a romantic relstionship.wtf why would they do that, are they retarded?
>>719530002Donkey Kong Bananza takes place after Super Mario Odyssey.
>>719529440What hack?
>>719530016>wtf why would they do that, are they retarded?Ask OP. He's been making this same thread, every day, for months.
>>719530205There was a hack that happened in the middle of this past April, and it lasted for about 11 days.
There is no proof that Pauline isn't Waluigi's daughter. Ergo, Waluigi raped Pauline and went off to eat cigarettes and pjotr. :(This is why Pauline is barefoot. She has no dad to buy her shoes Feel free to debate me on this in my Super Mario Theory thread.
>>719530226I'm pretty sure he's just doing it to farm shotaposts without getting bannedno way OP is seriously theorizing about some nobody cares bing bing wahoo theory
>>719530327He has been doing this all day every day for months.
>>719530327That is not true.I want people to theorize about Super Mario, because the Anons of this board need to prepare for the new lore from the next 3D Mario.
>>719530412he really loves them shotas huh
Is Chris Chan really making these threads?
>>719530427you can cut your act OP, we all know your true intentions
>>719516705Why do you hate Pauline so much that the thought of her having a major role in this new adventure causes you ceaseless agony, so you desperately keep claiming it can't be her, it can't be her, it has to be an all new character, this is all one big rugpull
>>719530427>Mario goes somewhere.>Mario jumps and grabs some collectibles (may or may not involve his friends tagging along)Yeah, I'm pretty ready for it.
>>719516705aw sweet, another schizo thread
Stop posting NSFW in my Super Mario theory thread.Why is this happening?
>>719530427>Anons of this board need to prepare for the new lore from the next 3D Mario.We all know that's not going to happen after the time skip of Odyssey to Bananza, new donk city looks like they went through a whole centuryMario is definitely dead, and it's going to be likely that we are going to get a new brother as the next leading mascot for Nintendo
>>719530132License plates don't have the current year on them. And for that matter, do you really think that Odyssey takes place in the year 1981? You will have to prove that it does.Billboards change all the time. Do you think that a billboard inherently tells you what year it is? Or that city districts can't have aesthetics from the last century?An old school microphone? People use old school stuff all the time. My parents' house still has a rotary phone and they use smartphones. My sister has a Polaroid camera despite having a smartphone herself. My grandparents had a plasma screen TV well before my parents stopped using CRTs. I'm sure that if I visited my mother-in-law, her Wii would still be plugged in, even though her house has two Switches. You under the assumption that Mayor Pauline has no choice but to use the classic style microphone, instead of using it for the aesthetic purpose.Evidence is everything. And you are clearly lacking in anything but meaningless conjecture.
>>719530625But you love NSFW stuff, right Lilith_Nadja?
>>719530625Oh no, your hand-wringing little bitch high ground act isn't gonna work after these>>719518735>>719522462>>719524028>>719529440Too late for you to pussy out now.
>>719530510Because I want Mario to be my daddy.
This is what raising your kid through GameTheory slop on an iPad does to them.
>this entire thread
>>719530704OP has quite the taste in NSFW arthttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=user%3ALilith_Nadja&pid=0
>>719530741
>>719530704I don't use that website, and I don't use profanity, and I refer to Bananza Pauline as Pauline III, and not Pauline the 3rd.
This shitty low-effort text leak literally warped somebody's brain and made him its slave. That's kinda neat.
>>719530704>there is a non-zero chance this dumbfuck sperged out and called someone a 'snoy' on a porn site
Theories on where the first goomba was heading? What I've heard is disturbing... supposedly it was trying to kill Mario.
>>719530781So is he making this threads to farm BBL thug ass instead of shota?I'm puzzled about this game theory help me out gamers
>>719530851He was going towards Pauline to rape, Mario nor Peach was his goalHe succeeds in his plan if he wasn't stomped, which is cannon in the Odyssey timeline
This is the future OP wants.
>>719530704Nigga so mindbroken by OP that he searches for him everywhere.
>>719530824Mareach fans in general are snoys so it would be justified.
>>719530781>hyper ass>hyper cock>twerking>Peach getting buttfucked by Bowser
>>719530851the goombas, koopas and buzzy beetles all just want to go to the pub. but mario is some woke virtue signalling tranny that can't let men have any fun at the end of a long day working for king koopa.
>>719531026Soul>>719516705>>719518735Soulless
>>719531026This is going to happen considering the time skip between Odyssey and BananzaMario's son, NEW Mario, Mario JR is going to inherit his father's spirit, but this time he is ready to embrace the new era of gaming unlike his old man... He is going to blast them Goomba and Koopas with GUNSprepare yourself for the next new Mario game gamers, it's going to be HOT
>>719531045It's ok OP, we don't mind your weird sexual kinks.
>>719530817you refer to Bananza Pauline as Pauline III when you're not gooning, you refer her as Pauline the 3rd when gooning. It's shrimple as that.
>>719531194now that is kino.
>>719518735The 128 Marios are canon
>>719531208>Now he thinks i'm OPYou are obsessed.
>>719531246Why do you lie?
>>719531381Im just theorizing, just like you OP
>>719531410Are you going to accuse everyone who believes in Bananza Pauline being a new Pauline of being me?
>>719531531Don't you also accuse Baanza Pauline being a new Pauline with your infographics? I don't see much of a difference, the only difference is that you are theorizing Mario games, and we are theorizing Man who is theorizing Mario games.There's nothing wrong about this is there?
>>719531671This is very good. Thank you for posting this in my thread.
>>719531920Why would you do that?Why would you falseflag as me?
>>719531665>we
>>719531665All I want is for people to discuss my Pauline III theory in this thread. Instead everyone keeps posting NSFW and it's starting to turn me on. I don't like it.
OK let's summarize the theory of what we managed to find so far gamers>OP posts on r34, primarily use the site to goon to fat asses>He uses "Pauline the 3rd" when using the site, uses "Pauline III" on /v/>He also likes shotas and makes these threads to farm shota postsThis is pretty much concrete proof of OP's characteristics, solid theory crafting anonsI can't wait for the next 3d Mario game to reveal more about the true nature of OP
>>719532130Please stop falseflagging as me.
>>719532130control yourself OP
>>719531531You should be proud of the fact that you've managed to mindbroke so many people, honestly.
>>719532271Stop falseflagging me. I don't appreciate it.
>>719532510What will happen if I'm right, and we get a Pauline III game, or she's in the next 3D Mario?
>gay porn spamAnd thus, these threads have reached their natural conclusion.
>>719532609you're going to get more shotaposts as you wanted
>>719532609What will happen if a meteor hits you directly in the balls and your head explodes?
>>719532609A hyper melty across the world wide web
>>719532660I'm fine with that, as long as we get more of Pauline III too.
>>719532790I knew you were into kids
>>719532539>>719532790Please stop falseflagging as me.I get that we wanted Mario and Peach to get married, but maybe Nintendo wants to move on.
>>719532638Fags really do ruin everything
>>719532987I told you to stop falsflagging as me.Mario and Pauline got married and had an adorable, cute, and beautiful daughter together.
>>719533192Why are you pretending to be me?
>>719532987>>719533192Both of you stop falseflagging as me and please post more boys. I cannot lie to myself anymore. I need to see more shota pictures.
>>719533370You're the one that's false flagging as me you stupid Mareach fag
>>719533370Because mareach is the only thing I have and your shitty theory is taking that away from me
>>719533412idk I think this guy is the real deal
Where does he fit in in all of this?
>>719533370Please stop falseflagging as me.
>>719533478stop falseflagging as me pretending to falseflag Mareach falseflaggers
>>719533683That's Rare Donkey Kong imprisoned by Bananza Donkey Kong as part of a falseflagging operation
Let's ignore the falseflaggers and get back onto the topic of my thread. Does anyone else think that Pauline III is kinda sexy?
>>719533708In english, doc.
>>719534068Thank you for keeping things on topic in my thread. I really like kids.
>>719534014Mareach is the ship name for Mario x Peach
>>719534318I knew that already
>>719534336Yes, and Marline is the ship name for Mario x Pauline
Yawn. Don’t bother replying by the way, Pauline III is never happening and you will be btfo by the direct once again
>>719536538>again
>>719536697We call him the Suzannefag for a reason
Shit thread
>>719536538>you will be btfo by the directRight back at you, snoy.
>>719537223You wanna bet?
>>719516705Luigi and Prince Peasley fucked.
>>719537350Technically there isn’t anything explicitly deconfirming that this happened so it must be 100% true. I am very intelligent.
op never once used the words "cubie" or "snoy" in this entire thread btw
