Bruh look at this dude
>>719517247Wake up! ;_;
Anyone saved the vocaroo of that one anon reading it with an indian accent?
>>719517247Why is she laying in ketchup? Did someone punch out all her blood perfectly?
No no no no no you spilled raspberry jam everywhere...
>What's going on? Sarah? SARAH!!!
>>719517687The Hunter is just that kind of guy
>>719517247oh nonononono
>>719517247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HpZNE1Z9k
>>719517687She's still alive, and merely pretending to be dead
>>719517247Hoohoo...Wait till you see that... look at the vitals oh nonononono uuuuuaaa BAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HER LIPS GGGNNNGGHAHAHAHAHA
>>719517247>spend my points speccing into medicine>just for a medicine option to say "NO NO NO NO"faggot game.
>>719517247What would be the [Joke] dialogue option
>>719517247damn all her blood fell out but her pants are totally clean, the future of fabric is amazing
>>719517247Sarah it's me... it's me, Sarah...
>>719518161>[Sarcastic] Oh, it's THAT part of the month I see.
>>719517247Unironically what's wrong with this?
>>719517814SAARah!
Despite its status as a slop game I enjoyed Starfield.
>>719518326
>>719518101I replayed the audio in my head and I almost lost a lung laughing as I heard the guy laughing in my head alongside me
Does the game not have health options?
JUST FUCKING BUY IT!
>>719518267
Let's play a new game. The premise is someone posts a bethesda dialogue and then anon(s) post a paint interpretation of how the character is reacting outside of the first person pov. Maybe our concentrated autism can create a more coherent story than bethesda.
>>719517247*sad violin music*
>>719517247She should have trusted the science.
>>719518424Same to be desu. Ship building is so comfy and running around space shooting people with a double barrel shotgun is funAlso my wife picrel is in there
>>719517247>that fucking massive puddle of ketchup water
>>719518424>>719518642Noone cares, there are people that enjoy getting kicked in the balls too.
>>719517247This makes me want to racemix and have a mutt child with no culture soul or land they can relate to. Just so they can be loyal to a zionist corporatocracy pretending to understand them.
cant wait for the ps5 port to drop though, i liked fo4 and skyrim
>>719518768You cared enough to reply, prick
>>719517247>those dialog choicesI only played Fallout 3, but are all Bethesda games like this?
>>719517247For someone who bled out several people's worth of blood she's remarkably clean
>>719518850For the most part, they are more generic than this. Starfield was Todd's team trying to be more engaging like any other rpg with more involved dialogue options.
>>719517247>[Intelligence] Your game is...No... No no no no...
>>719517247The sad thing isn't you lose a companion. The sad thing is you can't make it so they all die.Has there ever been a bigger collection of unlikable characters ever assembled before?
>>719518838Why do people see this faggy reply as a good comeback? It's fucking pathetic
>>719519271Because it is a good comeback.
>>719519253Dragon Age Veilguard
>>719518850>Morrowind dialogue writing>good, sometimes it gets really great>Oblivion dialogue writing>campy but still okay, really silly at times>Fallout 3 dialogue writing>adequate but can be really dumb sometimes>Fallout 4 dialogue writing>pretty generic but good overall>SaarfieldLike in the OP, whatever happened there.
>>719519271I'm stating facts. I don't give a shit about sounding cool on an anonymous image board. You have to be at least 18 to post here baby boy
>>719519331>good overall this, but not even close to being accurate.
>>719519271Does crying about how effective it is help?
>>719519326Imagine hiring a veilguard writer to punch things up at Bethesda....Oh fugg.
>>719519331An example of this great dialogue from Morrowind.
>>719518838No, you fucking retard. What was cared about was that you won't shut the fuck about it, not that you liked eating shit and asked for seconds. Do you have the intelligence to tell the difference between the 2? No one gives a fuck if someone likes getting kicked in the balls, but they sure as shit care that the obnoxious prick goes around yelling, "I like to get kicked in the balls! Oof! It feels so goooOOoood!"
>>719517247You need a medicine check to notice the big ass pool of blood she's lying in isn't a good sign?
>>719519670Take it easy, man
>>719517247>[Bartender] "That's not spilt bloody mary is it..."
>>719517247sir no no .... why did you redeem...sir NO NO NOOO
>>719517247sir its me, its me sir, you bloody
>>719519670Bro mad?Bro mad.Don't be mad bro.
>>719519623Wulf, Caius Cosades and Dagoth Ur come to mind. Some more important quest characters have some cool stuff from time to time.>You're promoted to Operative mostly to preserve your independence. You're no fool. The days of the Empire are almost over. When the Emperor dies, nine hells're going to break loose. Forget about the Imperial City. Think locally. Worry about the Sixth House and Dagoth Ur. And squabbles between the Great Houses and the colonists. The rest of the political nonsense doesn't amount to a plate of scuttle.'>The Emperor is getting old. Don't know how much longer he'll hang on. So is the whole Empire, for that matter. Getting old, that is. The Emperor and the legions have held the Empire together for hundreds of years. It's been a good thing, by and large. But maybe it's time for a change. Time for something young and new. What? No idea. Because I'm old. Old dog doesn't get new ideas. But maybe young folks like you should try some new ideas. I don't know. Could be messy. But change is never pretty.">The Daedra Princes are not our ancestors. Nor are they our allies. They will wash over the land, destroying all that man and mer have built over these thousands of years. The only protection from this scourge will be our true ancestors that have gone before us and watch over us even now. Many of our followers choose to participate in the Cleansing, to prepare the way for the rest of us. It is a sacrifice to be sure, but it is for the greater good.>I have long believed it was a mistake to turn from the old gods. Perhaps Azura is with you after all. And perhaps not. I will tell you that I've spoken with Dagoth Ur. He promised me the same thing. That he will drive the foreigners from our lands. But I am not one to ignore opportunity, nor am I one to be troubled by rubbing two sides of a coin. If you are a %PCRace of your word, I am your ally. I will tell Velanda Omani and Nevena Ules to support you as Hortator of House Hlaalu.
>[Incel] you deserved it you filthy whore
>>719519623nta but Caius Cosades>Ashlanders: I don't know much about the Ashlanders. Most people say they are murderous savages. But most people are idiots. I know they hate their settled Dunmer cousins almost as much as they hate Westerners. They must be tough to live in the Ashlands. I don't think outlanders can become members of the tribes. I don't know why anyone would want to.
>>719520040That is serviceable info dumps at best. Every game since has had similar quality interactions.Those are unremarkable examples.> You remarked on them Touche
>>719517247[science] blood should be inside the he body.
>>719520450
>>719517247They really couldn't be bothered to create a separate model for the npc that dies in the quest, but could be bothered to slap some cherry jam on the floor and call it good.
>>719518527>the hottest woman ever to exist is from a mortal kombat gamelife is weird
>>719517247Why do you need four dialogue options that are all functionally the same thing?
>>719517247>Maam, ur vitals are.... no no no no! NO! DO NOT REDEEM THE DEATH! I WILL RAPE U AND UR FAMILY BLOODY BICH!
>>719521269>Why do you need four dialogue options that are all functionally the same thing?>I don't know.>Its not clear.>Its hard to say.>I'm not sure.
>>719517247>[Smart Shopper] Trader Joe's has something to fix this!
>>719519734It's not really a "big ass pool". It's a large, but shallow puddle. like all of Todd's games Obviously that's bad, but not neccesarily fatalCould be someone else's blood, or diluted. As others have pointed out, it DOES look like ketchup. People can lose a lot of blood and survive, again the quantity of whatever's on the ground looks like less than 1 liter.There's no blood on the character herself, not her clothes, her skin, or hair(Unless it's covered) there's no sign of any wound or injury, and her skin isn't paled, bruised, or even blood-soaked."I smoked a blunt and got the munchies big time. I was making spaghetti sauce when I got a nosebleed, spilled the sauce and got frustrated. I started cleaning it then felt tired and layed down for a sec, guess I fell asleep. Also there's a water leak nearby. Hey do you have any snacks?" is totally plausibleThe [Medicine] option suggests she's about to die, just after a very emotional final conversation with the protagAnd yes I have a lot of experience in situations like this, I'm kind of an expert
>>719517247>using my doctor house level of medical expertise...I deduce that the girl who has painted half a cubic square meter of the ground, with her blood, isn't in fact, okay????
>>719517247>[Villain] lol
Your vitals are... No... OH NO NO NO SARAHFAGS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>719519314It's not though. How much do you really care about the things you post here? Caring enough to post on 4chan is not a high bar at all.
>vitalsisters.... not like this>OFFICIAL LAUGH AT VITALS THREAD>Sarah.... had a good life....>how will we ever recover?>my vitals could neve-ACK!>mortality chads, we can't stop winning >haha vitals go brrrrr>your vitals are... s u s >vitals PEAKED at 2 million oh no no no no
>>719519314>>719519362>>719519403Christ I didn't expect this many manbabies having a sperg over it
i hate Emil Pagliarulo so fucking much it's unreal
>>719517247It is absolutely insane that a real company looked at this and said "good enough, ship it". This scene would be terrible for 1 guy's hobby project.
