>turn off flashlight>pitch black>she starts freaking the fuck outnice.
Ego stroked
>>719520308>>719520458If you t urn off the flashlight she can start growling like a zombie to try to scare you.
>>719520579>tfw no have nigger asian gf
Alyx is for mating press.
>>719520308
I wonder if Half Life 3 will be able to have next level AI companions
>>719520579 Bruh, I did that once and she started doing that slow, raspy “Gordon…” voice from across the room. Nearly dropped my headset. Wouldn’t put it past Valve to give her creepy idle behavior in the dark just to mess with you.
>>719525061Not sure if a saar or just using the term the way it was used before 2022.
>>719524920You just know she'd be into anal.
>>719520308Why do you like making women uncomfortable?
>>719525061Barney and Dog will be your companions this time I'd reckon.
>>719529809>tfw go hang out outside women shelters and punch the air in front of women's faces
>>719525061It has more comprehensive NPCs one way or another. Companions, who knows.
>Come on, Gordon, crank that thing!
The worst part is the combine probably exists in our universe in some aspect they just haven't found us yet
>>719527994Girls aren't deranged coomers, moron
>>719520308>GORDON PUT AWAY YOUR BBFwhat did she mean by this?
>>719530384More likely, the combined in our universe is a collapsed empire and their philosophy no longer applies to the civilizations that arose from themMore more likely, they entirely went extinct More more more likely, they are primordial proto life that will either die from their planets circumstance or wont be guaranteed to ever become intelligent Most likely, they never existed and never will
>>719520579wtf reallybased valve
>>719530323> Great Scott!! Gordon.... is that a crowbar in your HEV suit or are you just happy to see me? ;)
>>719530393Some are.
>>719530323Sauce?t. stopped watching gmod videos since 2016
>>719520308>Gordon breed my black-asian pussy right now
Blasians don't look like that.
>>719530393What the fuck do you think nymphomania is?
>>719529809"GORDON? WHERE ARE YOU!?"
>>719526890>tfw no cheeky blackanese gf to fuck with you in the dark
>>719520308>GORDON! Please fuck my daughter!>No thanks, I'm a free man
>>719520579I have to go try that fuck
>>719529964>telling Andy to go outside a womans refuge and do some shadowboxing while she laughs at all the battered foids trying to hold back their tearsHussies not even once
>>719520579soul....
>>719520308>shine flashlight directly in her face>she frowns and covers her face
>>719539882oof
> gmod> set guns to do 0 damage, and no sound > still triggers her pain moans> jerk off my 16 year old dick to it
>>719520308best when you it while waiting for the elevator in ep.1
>>719532305 Absolutely, Valve’s still got it when they actually decide to crawl out of whatever black mesa dimension they’ve been hiding in. Shame it takes them half a geological epoch to drop anything, but every once in a while they pull off something that reminds you why they were kings.
