anyone else remember this game?
>>719532237Wait, why is the girl not green plastic?
>>719532237I liked 2 a lot more
>>719532237i remember playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWaWr6jnV0 when i was like 5 or less years old
>>719532237Remember a game like this and remember that i was stuck on zombie level
>>719532237I only played pic related
>>719532698Fucking thanks for eating my pic, Moot
>>719532237I loved the N64 version as a kid.
I remember playing Air Attack on rainy afternoons. Comfy times.
>>719532420back then it was allowed to have attractive women in western games.
>>719533891Why was 2 so such a downgrade
>>719532237>early 2000's your serieshttps://youtu.be/r5sgrRKDDQ0?si=WYNC3275fnOjQxWK&t=125
>>719532237I haven't tried much but thanks to another anon for telling me LEGO Island can now be played online, thanks to the decomp: https://isle.pizza/
Why do women not put all their hair up and leave that chunk dangling in their face? Are they trying to give me a boner? Isn't it annoying having that hair in their face?
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>>719532237>the fem soldier was not greenI will never forgive them for thisthey didnt bother turning her green for her own standalone game eithermy fav game was major malfunctionthe flame thrower did a number on those plastic toys in that gamealso this game was very dark, will never forget the "melt sarge in a microwave" scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxtDheAk3-Ibut damnit the woman is still not green in this game either
>>719540478Vikki was suppose to be like a Barbie doll or some shit. She even had joints modeled into her.
>>719540661yeah you can see the joins in >>719540478 toonotice the hip joints giving her a thong
>>719540478>>719540661I remember she got her own game.
There was also that chick that worked for the Blues.
I played a lot of these games as a kid. My favs were toys in space because it was cool and army men rts came with my ps2. Weird thing about that game. The enemy targets specific heroes according to a threat meter or some shit
>>719532237>Suddenly threads are being made about this ancient game multiple days in a rowThere's a remake coming and you are marketers trying to gauge reception aren't you?
AH A BAZOOKA
>>719540478Only green woman I remember was the chick in Air Attack 2.
Man there were so many army men games. They were shitting them out left and right. I had green rogue and man was that a fucking piece of shit. Worst game i have ever played easily
>>719540478>my fav game was major malfunctionHoly shit taste.>the fem soldier was not greenTaste as shitty as a pajeet. She looks fantastic and sexy as a barbie doll.
>>719538732So why is she not green plastic?
Green bump
Who the hell bought these games?
>>719532237I do. Played it a lot when I was a kid because I loved running things over with the tank and melting stuff with the flamethrower.
>>719532237Not me. Because I'm an Air Attack type of guy
>>719539491>Commits war crimes in adWeird marketing.
>>719539068I honestly hated this storyline probably too much considering these are all stupid toy army men games, but yeah. This game's storyline of killing everyone off pissed me off. That being said, I did think the gameplay in that was the best it has ever been. It just needed more variety and more of the environments from the first 2 games but I suppose that wasn't what they were going for.
>>719544864No way these games were popular enough to make these ads
>>719544576They were some of the best (pseudo) WWII console shooters at the time.
>>719545040There were 21 games in the series. Army Men chads... we won.
>>719532237Rising Storm 2: Vietnam had/has a Green Army Men mode. It was pretty fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8q99Xhk8q4
>>719545497Literally baffling how great some of these ads used to be.
Anyone else played this piece of shit?
>>719546538Not yet, I plan on finishing the rest of the Army Men games I never played. I heard it's like a twin stick shooter? Maybe I'm wrong.
Army Men. Pretty mediocre games that people remember from the unique presentation.Talk about a wave of slop.
>>719546803It's not. Your character is always moving forward you cannot stop. You're supposed to remember all enemy positions to survive and you have limited lives. If you're out of lives you start from the startThe camera is behind your guy
>>719547218I'd rather have a million Army Men games then the pozzed games companies shit out now.
>>719545040Anything could have ads back then. It was cheaper
>>719533028Based. I rented these games over and over as a kid
>>719532420>>719542057Because she's a barbie doll while everyone else is those little green army men toys. Really smart design choice imo.
>>719539542to make round fat face look longer and thinner
Bump
>>719540478>They don't say a word>Not a blip of musicWell that was awkward but I guess anything else would be considered soulless today.
yeah i rented the n64 version though. that game was pretty fun and my first exposure to a non-first person shooter i think.
I remember all games of that series, and Army Men: Air Attack is my favourite
I remember EGM remarking for saturated these games became.
>>719532237Would I play an Army Men remake? Yes. Would I replay it if it was filled with woke garbage? No. There's your marketing data. Make good use of it.What I really want to see is the Hogs of War remake though.
I never played the original, but I did play the sequel a lot as a young kid. That theme song still lives in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_wIhCHirU&list=RD7i_wIhCHirU&start_radio=1
>>719533891same. kino game
>>719532237Are PSX or N64 versions of these games better?
for me it was Army Mem RTS
>>719551537>>719541190
Tan bump
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>>719532237I bet more people rented these games than bought it.
>>719532237I played an absolute mess of whichever one was an RTS
>>719532237I remember the RTS game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fYI1SfTIHQ
I only played the RTS and another one i dont remember the name, all i remember it's that it was a third person shooter and at the beginning all the heroes from the RTS, including the barbie girl, die from a bomb attack and Sarge has to go out seeking vengeance, it wasn't dark but it was certainly something
>>719532237Yes.I'm guessing someone has bought the Army Men IP and is running a stealth marketing campaign.As I'm seeing a lot of "content" about it recently after literal decade of silence.
>>719550860Based knower. Still I enjoyed the nostalgia of this thread.
All Quiet On The Countertop...
>>719550860>muh woke>muh shillsYou really need to take a break from this board
>>719559548You need a break from living Eat a bullet
>>719560579>noooooo you need to le be le obsessed with heckin imaginary politicerino!!!!!!
>current year>Still pretending sweet baby, hit detection, and other ESG groups aren't pushing their agenda into videogamesLolLmao
>>719532420Her heart is green enough.
>>719532237Well I think I found the next Nightdive remaster.
This was like the ultimate shoverware series, if you were a d-tier dev with zero budget or anything noteworthy they gave you one of these IPs to work on
Some of the game over scenes in World War were pretty fucked up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqJkXCk2VNQ
My uncle worked for 3DO and he worked on these games but was an alcoholic
>>719550860you're such a whiny faggot dude
>>719550860Go outside, not everything is a psyop. That's how they get you.
>>719559548>>719563958>>719564053>shills seething this hardWoke Baby Inc involvement confirmed. What a shame. Enjoy working on something for 2 years only to see zero profits because you were too scared to say no to some fat DEI bitch lol LMAO
>>719532237Sure I do. The theme music lives in my brain rent-free. That, and Kitchen.https://youtu.be/rgnXcevsE-g
>>719564487This makes the most senseThis is a marketing thread and these niggers made a deal with the devil to 'revive' the franchise Oh well, good riddance. Enjoy 0 sales. I was wondering why the pushback was so strong.
>>719532237Yes, I played the shit out of it on PC. Or a similar one, I don't remember "sarge's heroes" subtitle, but the one I mean was an RTS where you'd melt various plastic objects for resources and fight other plastic soldiers.
>>719562969I love her. But her name is spelled Vikki, really strange how the magazine got that wrong.
>>719559548>>719563958>>719564053You little bitches see that there is actual interest in this series but will turn into pure garbage and then claim "no one wants Army Men!" Die in the most agonizing way possible, scum.
>>719565039Is every thread about old game franchises marketing?
>>719567403Yes. Now start thinking about Shining Force, anon, jobs depend on it.
>>719565180That's army men RTS. Had it on my ps2 as a kid
I went and made tacos with my mom and this thread is still up. Nice
>>719567403Only if there are posters vehemently pushing back against valid concerns, considering every single remake in the last decade of every game has been pretty much shitted with niggers, trannies and nu-political agenda when there was none in the original.Unless your department wakes the fuck up and stop catering to a nonexistent audience then your game is dead in the water
>>7195472181998-2008, what a run!
>>719568157Mah boi is right.You know, you could just out J the Js and SAY there's woke shite in it, then at the last second pull out as much of it as you can. Seriously. What are they gonna do, kvetch at you? At the end of the day, do you actually want to make buckets of money or do you want to end up like every other scrap heap dead dev team that nobody fucking remembers? What, do you hate money? Let's see a glorious RETVRN to 90's PS1 era third person shooter action lads. I can't even remember the last 3rdPS I played it's been so long.
>>719568157They're going to make the green toy men black women? I guess I'm a shill if I tell you to kill yourself with your valid concerns.
>>719539491yanks won't understand this
>>719568157They're not valid concerns, you're just crying into the void like usual.
>>719568739Wait, so you're saying that you think silly diversity hires and other pink haired nonsense in an action game involving green plastic toys would seem out of place and unnecessary? Well, I agree. Make sure you have vehicle segments and don't be scared to add in a 'war scenario' level or two as a throwback to the RTS game, moving vast companies of soldiers around. Hell, have fun! Just make it fun!
I've been thinking about wanting to replay some of the army men games again. I remember renting a handful of then (3d, sarges heroes 1 and 2, air attack, green rouge, maybe some others), but what would you guys say is the BEST army men game? like if I was gonna play one with a friend who's never touched the series, which one do you think he should play? sarges heroes?
>>719569219This is the shilliest thread I've seen all year, wow.>that woke crap that's destroyed dozens of game devs these last few years?>uhm that isn't real sweaty have you tried touching grass?You've been told. Everything that happens from now on is on you baby.
>>719569403Incredible scenario you conjured for you and us to get mad at. The West is falling, brother, because they must be ruining the Army Men franchise next.
>>719568739>Ooohh I told him to kill himself now I can watch my wife fuck her boyfriend after I log off from my work!
>>719569620The absolute best of all the Army Men games is Army Men II. If you're looking for the best console game I'd say Sarge's Heroes 2 for the PS1 with Air Attack 2 closely behind it.
NoBut I remember this
>>719532594>A-PATCHY>SHI-NOOK>STAL-YUN>HUEY!!!
>>719569820Kill yourself too lmao shiteater
>>719569834Bold of you to assume I have a wife or a job.
>>719569950My country is in the first graph but not in the second.
>>719569893>an rtshuh, interesting. not something I would have expected from the series, being mostly a console only kid back then
The RTS was too scary for me
>>719570207Just how many 90's kids are in this thread?
>>719570207bro no sarge's heroes 2 was scary as fuck if you fell off the level while in the walls and had to fight the black widows fuck that shit dude my sister played that level for me
>>719570130i remember trying to get it working and finding an old forum that was still getting posts. there was one trash talk thread between two ESLs where a guy would log on and talk some shit, then the other guy would come back a year later to respond, and then the year after that the first guy would retort. etc for like 11 years straight
>that gameFucking based.
GOOD DA GO.
Purple bump
>>719568157>valid concerns
>>719532237Just installed like 8GB of army men games after reading through this thread
>>719579340nice. anon enjoy I wish i had a gaming pc I would do the same.
Vikki Grimm has some good content on the internet.
