>"Okay Günther, you can only pick out one game"
Pool Simulator looks fun
Mars-Simulator!
Goonther
>New York Taxi Die SimulationThese simulators are getting too realistic.
>>719542374I like billiards though, soooo.....
>>719542513Yea? You like hitting balls?
>>719542374Please tell me that the pool one is about making pool boards instead of playing pool
>>719542552>Has to make it gaySomething you need to get off your chest anon?
>>719542552Personally I prefer -schafts Simulator
>>719542374>Not seen this image in a while>Farm Simulator 2013>2013
Based Germans making video games that are educational that may lead to a career down the line.
I WANTED ORANGE, BUT IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME
Gunther is still a student of mental health after all this time I respect the hell outta that.
>>719542697>Twelve years is a long time agolol, you are young.
>>719542374>new york taxi die simulator
Man I really wish those emergency services simulators and games were good.Imagine having something like SWAT 3/4 for firefighters, or an ambulance simulator where you learn how to place accesses or rsi.
>>719542374These sim games always look comfy as fuck to me, but I don't have the interest to learn how to play.I'm always seeing anons playing Eurotruck Simulator and wishing I could get into it.
>>719542374What is even the point of train simulators, you literally just go forward for an hour
>>719542374Reef Shot doesn't seem to be selling well. Too exciting for Germans I guess.
This hasn't been a thing in over a decade and you would be reprimanded for naming your son Günther
>>719542907>and you would be reprimanded for naming your son Günther>reprimandedBy whom? The faggot police, members: You?
>>719542374Fuck it, give me Bridge Constructor. I played the shit out of Pontifex 1 and 2 in school, maybe this will be at least a bit similar.
>>719542983>Shitting on the faggot policeOh, you're so lucky you aren't German. They'd have broken down your door and be sucking your cock right now if you were.
i've recently begun trying to figure out where the german desire for efficiency and complex engineering comes from
>>719542983By...Germans, lol. It's too ugly and old (TL: German and problematic)
>>719542374Why is Protrain Perfect 2 selling so terribly? Is it one of those sequels that fucked up? Dickhead devs hid an ace of spades on the most popular engine and now the fanbase thinks it's a blacked slut?
>arbeit macht freiwere they wrong, though?
>>719542374>Wenk!
>>719543125>let me tell you about your countryDumb, smelly Ausländer.German names are coming back in style, though admittedly, it's a bit too early für Günther, because that's a common boomer name, and it will probably take another generation until those are back in style.But there are a bunch of Ernst, Heinrich, Paul, August, and other names from 100 years ago and they're getting more popular.Now shut up you fucking retarded brownoid.
>>719542883Nein nein nein. You have to observe ze speed limit and ze sgnals and stick to ze timetable exactly. It is many hours of fun. Ja.
>>719542907>yuros are so cucked they get shit for giving their kids nordic nameslol but i guess mohammed is alright
ooooh you touched my tralala
Imagine not picking Mars Simulator.
>>719543234>>let me tell you about your countryAmericans love doing this for some reason. I remember an old discord server where some faggot American kept trying to "own" me by posting obscure wikipedia articles about my country that mentioned some of the most outlandish and localised shit while pretending it represented the whole nation.The fuckers really don't have a braincell between them.
>>719543234Ohhh Mehmet I'm so ratioed please don't post a Roman statue with glowing red eyes at me
>>719542374>Okay Günther, take care of the boy. I have to find General Tulius and join the defense!
>>719543524>gets btfo like the darkie he is>has no arguments like the porch monkey he is>resorts to hurrdurr sandnigger and zoomer babble like the spook he isExcellent comeback, Tyrone
>>719543524>>719543234>>719543702I love watching retards argue!
>>719542374based
>>719542485Nice catch
>>719542763in what universe is twelve years not a long span of time
>>719542374Pool Blizard simulator
>>719542374Why do so many Germans end up as furries when all they play is Truck Simulator and Football Manager?Like if you're an American growing up with Sly Cooper or Sonic, I get it, but the furfag pipeline in Germany makes no sense.
>>719543121>germans>efficiencylol
>>719546391Lmao, you are literally twelve years old.
>>719543121>German efficiency Look at their language and your illusions of "German efficiency" will absolutely evaporate.
>>719542374OK Garmin, Videospiel speichern.
>>719546491Germans work backwards from real animals.
>>719546628Germany is a very logical and easy language, that is, if you possess adequate mental processing power. Obviously only being able to go "muhfuggen bix nood muh dik", German can come off as convoluted and unnecessarily complex.
>>719543462MMMH MY DING DING DONG
>>719546807PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.... Confirmed for knowing absolutely fuckall about what you're talking about.
>>719542374>it's penis inspection day>mfw my name is Aaron F-III Aardvark
>>719546807"die" mostly makes sense, "der" and "das" and "den" is all made up, retarded and illogical
>>719546807You're either talking out of your ass or fucking insane. Possibly both. I'm not sure which.
>>719546915>>719546976>>719547019found the niggers
>>719542825Tfw only tach or Emergency service game we have these days is Ready or Not.Fine game all considered but god it was not ready for 1.0
>>719542825112 Operator is pretty good.
>>719546491kids seek their hard working father's approval so they ask for a PC for homeWORK and play games that are like WORK. Bonus points for football manager because father also likes football.
