>already selling less than 40,000 a week>Mario Kart world sold less than Mario Kart 8 Deluxe>Bananza isn't the new 3D Mario Nintendo wanted them to beHow do we salvage the Switch 2?
oh boy another thread with a made up number at the start
surely this time nintendo will die, right sister
>>719543705They stopped innovating. Nintendo died with Iwata.
>>719543908>Nintendo died with IwataFriendly reminder that Iwata introduced first party DLC, first party pre-order DLC, first party season passes, pushed for mobile gaming, established the friend code system, wanted to change Virtual Console to a paid subscription service, heavily supported region locked games, and is heavily responsible for the Wii U's failure
>>719543705Ain't nobody likin' they baby games
Wii-u levels of flop incoming. It's going to be a bloodbath for Nintendo.
>>719543705>still competing against the switch>still competing against a nintendo ip>still competing against a nintendo ip?
>>719544115Can't wait for Nintendo to go third party
>>719543705>Bananza isn't the new 3D Mariogot any other revelations there sherlock
>>719543705>already selling less than 40,000 a weekIn Japan yes, because they have gone back to the lottery.>Mario Kart world sold less than Mario Kart 8 DeluxeYeah because it's not counting bundle sales which was mentioned in the clickbait article you got that info from.Actually why the fuck am I responding the the local schizofaggot of /v/ anyway?
>>719543705>>already selling less than 40,000 a weekJapan only. Over there, they're still doing lotteries for the privilege of buying some to this day and selling everything they ship.>>Mario Kart world sold less than Mario Kart 8 DeluxeUS only. Physical only. Doesn't include bundled copies which are the vast majority of MKW sales.>>Bananza isn't the new 3D Mario Nintendo wanted them to beIt's selling great. Nintendo never wanted it to be 3D Mario, that's why it came out in summer and not holidays. Growing the IP takes time.
>>719544115I'm excited
>>719543705Tendiebros....
>>719545250Who is that guy and why should we trust him?
>>719543705>Mario Kart world sold less than Mario Kart 8 DeluxeIn the US, because your shitty president has companies panicking to try and break even on profits.
>>719543705>>719543908>>719544058>>719544115>>719545641Snoyric, lying and making shit up won't save your snoytranny ass
I'd say kirby air ride but that could be a 10/10 and still wouldn't have the mainstream appeal of 3d mario or zelda. I think the debut year is just a stinker for switch 2
>>719547690Doesnt exist
>>719549546Nice page 10 bump, snoyric the pedophile
>>719543705You did not win and you were the victim of nonconsensual anal sex, Eric.
>literally the fastest selling console of all time>NOOO IT'S LE FLOP LE WII U LE STINKERSnoys are hitting mindbreak levels previously not though possible.
Sure thing, 'ric, sure thing.
>>719543705You cant. Nintendo consoles only cater to old nostalgic fans. Kids play mpbile games nowadays.
>>719551271why are you using an old image?
>>719551271Snoyric, you got dilated and violated
i might care more about my switch 2 if the backwards compatability wasn't so badyes i can play my switch 1 games on itbut they still run at 720p 24fps, so what the fuck was the pointthe ENTIRE selling point of the switch 2 was that it's a switch that looks better, not having some kind of plan for uncapping all the kneecapped games on the system kind of defeats that selling point because right now you're buying a switch 2 to play botw/totk at 60fps and basically everything else your switch 1 does the same or better
>>719551271>>719551340not just old but still using the multiplier on top of it.
My young family members only really care about Roblox and GorillaTag. I can't get them to try anything else. My nephew is an odd-one out in that he likes Baseball and Football games, but the others just play on Quest 2.
>>719551558>>719551634Eric, lying won't save your snoytranny ass
>>719551793
that c button still pisses me offthe 3fps video calling shit toowhat a colossal waste of resources
>>719552050That gamechat nonsense takes like 3gb of the systems 12gb ram btw
>>719552050>>719551993See >>719551793
>>719552123Blocked
>>719551340>>719551595Fake
>>719550846 And yet he still logs in every day like someone’s gonna hand him a W for surviving it. Sorry Eric, trauma doesn’t make you a main character.
>>719545794Do you genuinely doubt the brand new console is currently selling more than the several year old one?
>>719552259He got used to Switch 1 outselling ps5 for like what was it, the first 2 years?
>>719552390You are autistic ritualposting about some guy nobody cares about
Eric won. He selectively enjoys nintendo switch games and has a girlfriend whole schizo anon seethes about him 24/7 on /v/
>>719552583Eric won and had consensual sex with your mom
>>719543705This thread was made because another Fairgames dev quit.
>>719544808I hate Nintendo so much that I pray for their games to release on my PS5 so I can finally play them.
>>719552562nobody is falling for it eric
>>719552647not just a dev, the director
>>719552673Eric won
>>719552647Fairgames is going to be cancelled before the end of the year
>>719552562>pictured with the girlfriend, holding the switch
>>719552741he won the dog dick sucking competition
>>719551340I came here to post this. Glad someone else did.
>>719552771fail "early" and "cheaply"
>>719552848Eric won
>>719552809Please understand, spending thousands of dollars on meth to make sure he defends Sony's honor makes him weak. Especially his legs.
>>719552946didn't realize that you liked the taste of canine cocks so much
>>719543705Nothing we can do can save this pie e of shit of a "gaming" console
>>719553046but enough about the ps5
>>719552993>>719553009Eric won
>>719553073No talking about the 10 years old obsolete trash switch2 for virgins and incels
>>719553046This. Sales are gonna tank hard once the fanboy early adopters are out of the way. You think normies are gonna buy one jist to play kirbys air riders? Or pokemon when thats on the switch 1 they already own? Nah nigga
>>719553180why do you keep bringing up the ps5?
719553180he is speaking in tongues
The level of nintendo derangement syndrome some people have is terminal. It's like this toy company just simply existing is a nuclear attack on them.
>>719543705tik tok snoys
>>719543705>>already selling less than 40,000 a weekWhat?
Never recovering from this. It's set a precedent for the whole generation.
>>719553453>already sold a little over 1/5th of what the XBS has sold within two months
>>719553568>No pandemic debuff>selling in Japan at a LOSSNot the win you are looking for, tendie
>>719551793It's not a lie that every switch 1 game that doesn't have a patch looks worse on the switch 2 when in handheld mode, and it's a huge fucking problem. They dealt with it on the 3DS, so not having either a system patch or hardware work around like on he 3DS is unforgiveable. It's really pissing me off- between the storage space situation and the fact that all the switch 1 games aren't uppsvaled in any way, I can't get rid of my switch 1. And having both of them sitting next to each other looks ridiculous
>>719553645the only one that got debuffed by the scamdemic was Playstation
>>719553645Funny that you mention pandemic as a debuff when it was only one for Playstation. No wonder they're going third party.
They doomed for sure this time, they're only outselling holiday season PS4/5 numbers in the Summer by a smaller amount than my autistic brain decided they should have!
>>719553645>pandemic debuff>people not buying games and consoles online when they're inside in quarantineYour comments even funnier considering how well animal crossing sold.
>>719553727>muh engagementPretty much a death knell
>>719553645he mad
>>719553737>dingusheh
>>719553757Animal Crossing is also the go to example whenever retards try to shitpost about trailer views being indicative of game sales.
>>719553798It's not just them moving over to the same metrics gacha devs like Mihoyo use, but also the fact Playstation is so reviled as a brand they have to pay people to play their games.
>>719543705I think the cracks are starting to show. Everyone saw these things piling up on store shelves and being able to walk into a Best Buy the first weekend and just get one. Tendies would cry about how NO NO ITS REALLY SELLING WELL NINTENDO PRIME SAID SO. It's clear that most of the numbers were from the first few days. Even in the US, its down 75% this month from 1.6 to 400K. You see it here. No one talks about the fucking games. Mario Kart World threads don't get a lot of traction. The picture in a year's time is going to be a lot different than now.
>>719553803I'm not Eric and you're starting to look just as schizo as he is. This is like the Sam Hyde situation o /tv/ where one guy claims every post hating on Hyde is a girl from kiwi farmsAnyways, fuck off if you're defending Nintendo not upscaling switch 1 games. It would be so easy to do. They just chose not to, and haven't addressed it in any way. They're just pretending the glaringly obvious problem doesn't exist
>>719553909never 5get
>>719554005I'm not fucking Eric. Upscale the games Nintendo
Why did this system mind break so many people?
>>719553960>>719554042that is eric anon
>>719554063Some people can't stand the sight of success
>>719553757Funny you mention it, but the only fiscal years the Switch ever broke 20 million were all related to COVID. Otherwise, it did about 15-18M a year. Its good, but I think people don't realize how much COVID juiced the numbers. Kind of explains why, after the launch the numbers have been trending down fast
>>719554080Ok? I'm not really privy on the lore here nor do I care. Are we never gonna be able to have switch 2 discussion because of this guy?
>>719554176pretty much
>>719554158Upscale the games ;;, Nintendo
>>719543705>Yet another Nintendo Doomsayer foretelling a catastrophic fallHow mindbroken are you that you have to make threads like this constantly?
People want to relive the tortanic meme so badly.
>>719554283Upscale the games ;;, Nintendo
>>719553909Animal Crossing on the Switch has sold 49 Million copies. This has nothing to do with trailers.
>>719554110Tendies can't stand PS5's success
I predict 975k ZA bundles sold in the famitsu thread when pokemon ZA releases.
>>719554176I pretty much report every single post he makes
>>719554370what success?
>>719554370What success?
>>719544808you can and you will, if it ever happens everyone in this thread will have long since been dead
>>719554480Reported
>>719543705>40000 a weekin Japan where people can't buy them in stores, they're back on lottery>MK8 world sold less than DeluxeIt should have the game is worse. Also that isn't counting bundles>Bananza isn't the new 3D marioIt isn't a mario game
What will the copes be after the September Direct?
>>719554371>inb4 you know who takes this random post as some official projection and goes LOL, LE FLOP!!! When it doesn't do this.
>Tendies don't have any games to play so they spend all day schizopostingWhat a sad existence.
>>719543908>They stopped innovatingU wut m8? They always introduce some gimmick every new hardware interaction and everyone else in the industry try to copy them. They tried addon accessories to mimic the wiimote but because the console wasn't actually designed around it from the beginning they failed.Touch screen on the DS and the vita tried to add two. Hybrid portable and docked console and a myriad of pc clones erupted and now they introduced double mouse input yet to be fully used by games, if they make a better game than drag x drive you bet your sweet ass other company will follow.
>>719554370>The success in question
>>719551595Hoyosisters...why did the Fate collab, Hysilens, and the spooky shack all fail?
>>719555257Still made more than Nintendo lmao
>>719555257>made a billion dollars >fail
>>719555592>>719555476Nintendo made more. ;) You lost and got raped ;;, Eric
>>719543705it's in a lull because the people who wanted one right away already got it and the people who are getting one for someone else as a gift for christmas are going to get it later
>>719543705There isn't anything to play
>>719556206mario kart and donkey kong
>>719554221Relive? None of these newfag zoomies were here.
Nothing this console ever sells is gonna be enough to you fags is it
>>719557170Switch 1 selling 153m wasn't enough so no.
>>719557170We will never like the console out of principle
>>719556206>>719559752>weSametrannying won't save you, and neither will page 10 bumping. You lost and got raped ;;, Eric
>>719559752Who's we? lmao
>still necrobumping the thread
>>719543705where are the you know? games
Why did he wait almost 3 months to review Mario Kart World
>>719543705Still sold more than the steam deck entire lifetime sales lmao.
>>719560272>>719560964You lost and got raped ;;, Eric
>>719543705>nigger has to use post holiday sale slumps in one region in order to spin the narrativethe rope is ready for you.
>>719560964He usually takes a long time on reviews, it's been a long, long time since he released one before or around a game's launch
>>719554585>muh censorship>muh spiritual flop>muh "Nintendo is totally using AI, my non binary frienderinos!"Pick your poison.
>>719562397The third point will always be funny.
>>719562653It's funny how everything Snoys lied about ended up happening to them instead.
