Where the actual fuck do they get off not including Eldar in the base roster? Like Necrons I get including, but leaving Eldar out?
>>719543993Remember that there was canonical Ultramarine half-eldar in one of first 40k editions
>>719544061That lore is ancient and non-canon and we can't make babies with humans anymore so stop asking about it and bringing it up.
>>719544061Ancient and retconned to hell and back, and he had an eldar father, which is what fanfiction secondary shippers like OP always ignore.
>tfw remembering Macha had rhe red kitty stripes on her face solely because of /tg/Finally something good came out of this hell hole.
>>719543993Nobody really cares about the Eldar to be honest, it's one of the least popular races.
>>719543993They wanted to further set their game apart from TW:40k. Valrak confirmed TW:40k will have Marines, Eldar, Orks and Chaos at start. By replacing Eldar with Admech and Chaos with Necrons game will feel more unique. At least initially, because eventually both games will get dlcs for every army
>>719544370They were always really popular in DoW1 and DoW2.
>>719543993>Like Necrons I get including, but leaving Eldar outThat's basically what has happened in the lore
>>719544217Beats female custodes
>>719544370They are consistently on the top of the tabletop rankings. People like, players like them. The only people who seem to hate them are GW.
>>719544370>nobody cares about space-elvesWhat a fucking lie. So in every other settings elves are always on top but in Wh40k it’s not
>>719543993Eldar aren't a main faction in modern Warhammer 40k.
>Yvraine and the Ynnari plot has just been dropped entirely and they're just creamy people who will probably never appear in the lore againWhy the fuck did they even bother with this shit? Are they gonna squat the Ynnari line?
>>719544831AdMech sure are.
>>719544831Flat out the most cucked factions in 40k right now.
>>719544831I mean lets be realistic, nobody is a main faction besides space marines and spiky space marines.
>>719544908Book didn't sell. Obviously not because the writer was garbage, but because no one cares about xenos.
>>719544908Because nobody liked it. Barely anyone liked the idea itself, it was a blatant attempt at homogenizing eldar into one faction. Then it was also awfully handled, just an excuse to prop up spehs muhreens even more. Not even their own story was about themselves.Yvraine was a fucking mistake.
So exactly how much did the Eldar used to fuck since apparently they’re all super hedonists? and are all Eldar women super horny sluts? Humanity needs you to answer.
>>719544991>So exactly how much did the Eldar used to fuck since apparently they’re all super hedonistsImagine Hellraiser but a gorillion times worse.
>>719544991They made a Chaos god. That should be all the info you need.
>Necrons and Admech are posterboy subfactions because MODELS>everything is identical to the models because MODELS, WE NEED TO ADVERTISE MODELS>ignore how the necrons were silver in dark crusade, they're brass now despite it being the same planet>oh sorry units can only be in the unit sizes of the tabletop game, BUY THE MODELS>you want to put a flamer on a dreadnought? lol fuck off, heres an invictor warsuit who plays identical to a dreadnought who has a flamer, JUST BUY THE MODELS, PLEASE>abilities renames to tabletop terminology like "stratagems" and "command points" PLEASE JUST PLAY TABLETOP 40KI will not play this blatant GW corporate mandated advertisment and will go back to playing kino.
Imagine a bizarro-world where the starting game factions were:TauDrukhariVotannNids
>>719545084The narrator in Dark Crusade is pure kino.
>>719544991It's a gross flanderization to make this issue entirely about sex. The eldar at their peak did not fear death, were immortal, and had free reign to experience the galaxy as they saw fit.Look at Dark Eldar, who are basically doing the same things. There is not that much sex when it comes to their own stories. It's a lot more sinister, causing suffering, fleshcrafting, engaging in violent combat, following your own curiosity without a thought spend about morals.
>>719543993They are going to be the Dlc faction along with Chaos. Speaking of I wish get Iron warriors or Word Bearers and not Abbys goon squad
Does Yvraine really not wear shoes? I need confirmation on this.
>>719545169>tfw that time Eldrad cut Abbadon's head off but then the writer was like "uhhhhh just kidding lol"
>>719544991you know how all the dark eldar are sick fucks that consider flaying a mild form of foreplay? imagine that, but also nice things like eating ice cream at the beach sprinkled inbetween, because they didn't need to be edgy 24/7 to live back then
>>719545084By the end of the game the necron lord gets some brass/gold wargear. I think the necrons in dark crusade were the ones before the retcon.
>>719544991the eldar experience emotion far more intensely than human beings, which is why they in particular could create slaanesh
>have a shitload of already made assets for Guard>not making them a playable faction But why?
>>719545084I still don't understand how they're making more money than before, who the fuck plays the tabletop? the muderous majority of their fans are secondaries, tertiaries even
>>719545451>>have a shitload of already made assets for GuardEvidently not. Just like in DoW1 and DoW2. They will have generic guardsmen and one tank and that's it
>>719544908> Yvraine and the Ynnari plot has just been dropped entirelySo did they retcon them getting girlyman out of stasis?
>>719545084I fucking miss pariahs.
>>719545216barefoot sandals with a toe ring, anon, the good shit
>>719545093>not a single Imperium fucking shit Heaven.
>>719545486>and one tankAh but will it be the Leman Russ? Or the new Dorn?
>>719545478It's their niche where they are giants.40k vidya are meaningless among tons of other vidya developersGW isn't even making vidya, they don't even have a division for it like for books or animations recently. They just give IP to whoever asks
>>719543993None gives a shiot about Eldar, they are least relevant race in the setting
KILL ALL FUCKING NIDDERS.
>>719545084Sounds like sovl
>>719545619I recall a Dorn being mentioned
>>719545415yes but not a full brass colour scheme of the new szarekhan dynastygranted DC was before the necron retcons and dynasties, but silver, black and green is sautekh dynastythe necrons on kronus just change dynasty without explaination, all because the new brass colour scheme are the posterboys now, not the silver, because it's an advertisement
>>719545634The Imperium wouldn't exist without them.
>>719545685Booooo.
>>719545619>will it be the iconic, faction staple thats existed for years and symbolic of the faction?>or the new model thats the bigger, better russ that GW wants you to buy?come on anon, what do you think?
>>719545776the galaxy is rightful necrontyr clay.
>>719545836You can't make a Dorn demolisher, so the Russ is still better.
>>719545897Then they shouldn't have gone sleeping while the Eldar claimed sovereignty over it.
>>719544131>>719544217>space marines can’t have children because…uh…reasons!>elve…I mean eldar and humans can’t have children because…uh…reasons!Why is GW so anti-coomer? Meanwhile 99% of WH3 mods are coomer mods
>>719545627I get that, but with how easy it is to 3d print your own shit nowadays and how the chinese don't give a shit about copyright, I thought they wouldn't be making so much dosh from selling plastic crack
Will Macha return? Or will we get that Autarch from 2 again?
>>719546000it has a small demolisher cannon in the hull
GW are saving Eldar for the Total War 40k reveal in December
>>719546073I mean they didn't used to be, but let's be honest, the coom mods for TWW3 suck.
The Necrons should've remained mysterious and unexplained, while the Eldar would get progressively weirder the more they leaned on Ynnead and the Ynnari
>>719546073>because…uh…reasons!Because they are completely different races with millions of years of evolution between them.This is one instance of them just being reasonable.GW wants this setting to be about violence and angry guys shooting at each other. Coom to something else.
>>719546106Gorgutz is the ork boss again in 4 so I wouldn't be surprised when the inevitable eldar dlc has macha
>>719546158It's over.
>>719546204>Coom to something else.Eldar and human romance is the epitome of 40k
>>719546106Macha... lay off the space cookies...
>>719546180They do suffer from the usual AGP Loverslab issue. As in "it's ok to be the girl getting raped but if you want to be the one doing it you get banned"
>>719545772They'll surely come up with some asspull like "the silver necrons were just visiting on kronus and fought the other factions while these gold guys continued sleeping"
>>719546312I impolitely disagree with your shit taste.
>>719545486>Just like in DoW1 and DoW2. They will have generic guardsmen and one tank and that's itDon't forget DoW3. Even had a Baneblade in the campaign and yet their first DLC was going to be Necrons (the assets of which likely got reused here, hence why Necrons get to be a vanilla faction).
>>719546451>the assets of which likely got reused hereDoubtful since it's made by a different company
>>719546553Anon, 3D models, concept art (for buildings and shit), unit design (mechanics, abilities) and animations don't give a fuck.And since DoW is clearly owned by GW itself, Relic delivers everything to them. If Relic kept shit to itself, the new Space Marine remaster wouldn't be possible since the source code and assets would sit somewhere at Relic.But they don't. GW just asked some Eastern Europeans to take old Relic stuff, touch it up, port it and resell it.
>>719546312Thankfully, it's not part of 40k.
>>719546073THE SERIES IS CALLED WARHAMMER 40KIT'S NOT CALLED FUCKSPEAR 69MSTOP COOMING TO EVERYTHING
>>719546745Cope, GW knows how popular it is and have begun to move characters in that direction.
>>719545039>lady incubus>incubus>ladyyou cant fool me
>>719546859That's a joke pic released many many years ago.You are coping. And desperate.By the way, romance sure has happened in BL novels between various characters. Of the same race.
>>719546204don't question the old ones' great plan, impregnating hot eldar pussy is all about creating the perfect weapon agaisnt the c'tan and chaos
>>719546312Actually it's Tau and human romance
>>719546923>That's a joke pic released many many years ago.>I-I-It was just a jokelmaoevery time
>>719546934>impregnating hot eldar pussyThe only ever existing half-eldar (retconned) had an eldar father.
>>719545897>we have Settra at him
>>719547000Yeah, it was a joke pic from many years ago.You desperate waifufags have been screaming that they sure will be a couple soon. For years.Let go. Learn to cope. Nobody gives a shit about Yvraine except you fanfiction-whales.
>>719546935Name twelve couples.
>>719547035Settra and tomb kings as a whole aren’t nearly as interesting as necrons.
>>719545836Dorn is literally in the trailers anon.
>>719546934Eldar-space marine hybrids would be strong race in the galaxy
Are Blood Ravens in? Are bases back? Can one cheese the entire campaign with Cyrus?
>>719547276Cyrus dies at the start
>>719547292fuck
>>719546451>>719546702necrons have a completely different design now compared to how they would have looked in DoW3, no asset reuse
>>719547338>how they looked in DoW3you mean the one ending cutscene
>>719547323>>719547292As if they would miss the chance to make him into a dreadnought.
>>719546370She's eating for two.
>>719543993Eldar think that retarded haircut is actually cool lmao.
>>719544467eldar is broken in DoW1
>>719547531That is not a food belly, sir!!!
>>719547590Modeling workaround for making a head with long hair without hindering the posing.
>>719547590It's not bad. Just unusual, bit punkish. Remove top side cuts to have a full head of hair, and you can have the same haircut but fluffier.
>>719547594Striking Scorpions have been send to his position.
>>719547338Anon, GeeDubs does not design buildings and shit.Just look at the Imperial Knight, Gorkanauts, deffkoptas,... they're not hiding the legacy of DoW3 in the game.>>719547410They had them done to a certain degree. Relic employees even uploaded some of the concept art and assets after the project got axed, but they're gone from the net now.Go figure.
>>719543993nobody cares for eldar
>>719546073Eldar aren't just elves IN SPACE. They're meant to have strange pseudo-bird biology. Also on this planet right now living an evolved together are species infinitely closer that can't breed.
>>719547323He doesn't really "die", the campaigns are self contained and have branching story paths.
>>719544393there will be no Total War 40k though
>>719547969Ah, like in Chaos Rising with traitor selection?
>>719547937Humans and black pipo can interbreed
>>719547992Lol
>>719547090I wonder if you realise how pathetic you come across when you get this mad over people talking about character interactions that GW themselves have leaned in to.
>>719545397Got any more pixels?
>>719547338No they don't what the fuck are you talking about? The "newcron" codex came out in 2011 dow 3 came out in 2017.
>>719548005I don't know, I didn't really play that game, Its just what the devs said about DoW4 campaign.So I guess he can die if you choose something or is playing Necrons.
>>719548049Cope. It never happened.
>>719544131The human spirit is indomitable. You'll never stop us from trying.
>>719545897>chimp out at the actual galaxy keepers, the Old Ones, because you couldn't into bio science>both battle so hard that it ruins the entire warp billions years laterThe only thing they rightfully deserve is dying after unfucking up everything.
>no Imperial Guard even though they're literally in the trailer, they even have a working Baneblade, Rogal Dorn and Leman Russ>Cyrus dies as a Primaris>no Eldar despite the Necrons being present and Taldeer being the canon winner of Winter Assault>Dawn of War 3 graphics>the base building mechanics are a monkey paw and is more akin to Dawn of War 2>the scale of the Necron Monolith, Ork Gargant, Mechanicus Knight is pretty small compared to the actual units>related to above the Space Marines don't have access to the Astraeus super heavy The only pros at the moment are the 300 unit cap and guaranteed 15 campaign missions per faction.
>>719548175Whatever you need to tell yourself buddy!
>>719548175except when it did, remember that planet where eldar and humans coexisted?
>>719547937> Eldar aren't just elves IN SPACEBut they are warhammer fantasy elves in space, they even worship same gods.
>>719548243>Giant greentext from anon that can't make his own Google search
>>719548374Okay, cite all the descriptions of these eldar-human couples and their countless hybrid-children.GW lore only, no fanfiction or fanart.
>>719548243>>Dawn of War 3 graphicsIs it good or bad? I never saw 3.
>>719548243>no Imperial Guard even though they're literally in the trailer, they even have a working Baneblade, Rogal Dorn and Leman RussSame as dow 1 and dow 2? >Cyrus dies as a Primarisok? is the issue that he dies or that he's a primaris? >no Eldar despite the Necrons being present and Taldeer being the canon winner of Winter AssaultAnd so? She's a canon loser in DC>Dawn of War 3 graphicsmaybe, I've not seen the game in action>the base building mechanics are a monkey paw and is more akin to Dawn of War 2Dow 2 has no base building, what does this shcitzo post mean?>the scale of the Necron Monolith, Ork Gargant, Mechanicus Knight is pretty small compared to the actual unitsTT isn;t to scale either, neitehr was iether DoW game for that matter >related to above the Space Marines don't have access to the Astraeus super heavyDon't they have the imperial knight?
>>719548476Both the Owlcat games has an eldar companion you can romance. Which GW greenlit. You're fucking retarded if you think this is something that just cannot happen in the setting.
It only now dawned to me that the Kaurava System is a reference to Hindu myth. All Kauravas died, didn't they?wew
>>719548404I can't tell if you're trolling or just a secondary. Yes, they're the high elves in space on a meta level, but in the canon they're actually supposed to be markedly biologically different from humans, unlike the WHFB elves, who could cross-breed.
Reminder that the chances of Dwarves to appear are slim but not zero
>>719548601It shouldn't be an issue with psyker powers. If Eldar body can disseminate human sperm, they hypothetically can make 1 sided hybrids.The other way, not so much.
>>719548658>space marines but short
>>719548476me and your mom, lolbut yeah, shit doesn't happen, it happened in a honsou book, but that's a black library novel>>719548537way to prove the guy right with the shittiest romance in an rpg ever conceived
>>719548537Yrliet won't touch you, she likens laying with a human to bestiality Marazhai's a kinky fuck, but no children are produced. Also, fucking does not equal children.
>>719547652Lilith's model has a head of hair. I dont see her having any posing problem ?>>719547753It doesn't seem look the elegant and sophisticated bit that Eldar are obsessed about it.
>>719548537There is one Owlcat 40k game released. It's hardly a romance and the initial discussion was about eldar-hybrids being a thing or not. With some obligatory Girlyman-Yvraine-shipping sprinkled over it.Cope, deal with it.
>>719548658>we want the deep rock galactic audience even though our fans want fantasy dwarves in space
>>719543993Because only coomfags like Eldar. The big 4 are Space Marines, Guard, Chaos and of course the greatest army, da Orkz
>>719548740It's not as if Eldar can't have rebellious streaks. There's an entire faction of those sick fucks.
>>719548690>IfThe (retconned) Illiyan had an eldar father.
>>719548798When a dark eldar has a more eldar haircut than you then it's probably time to reevaluate your fashion sense.
>>719548713>>719548714So we're moving the goalposts now? It's not valid unless it's a traditional human romance depiction? Kinda funny you hold this opinion given you screech about MUH LORE.>There is one Owlcat 40k game releasedAnd another announced, with an eldar as a main companion again. It must really sting huh? You're seething so bad.
>>719548827Talk about an awkward family, huh?
>>719548782Do not equalize fanart-masturbators to people that actually like eldar and play them in the games.
>>719548740Yvraine is the chosen of the death god. She's always walked the paths of the craftworlds, the outcasts, and the deldar. She's a bit punk Also, side cuts are a CWE thing going way back
>>719548852It's experimental fashion!
>>719548658They're appearing in the mechanicus game, so their chances here are pretty good.
>>719548865the eldar corsair is a dude, I don't give a shit about that, we might get a deldar wych, though, that's be fucking sweet
>>719544131And Squats were canonically all killed off by the Tyranids until GW decided to retcon that with the League of Votann. What is and isn't canon is really dependent on the IP owners and what they want to break with their own setting. See Star Wars by Disney for what the worst version of that looks like.
>>719548865That post replied to says this>and their countless hybrid-children.You used the owlcat game as a rebuttal, I pointed out neither eldar 'romance' produces children. No goalposts were moved.
>>719548887You're right and I'm exaggerating a little but it seems like every time they're mentioned here it's just the coomers. If you legit enjoy Eldar and play them for the aesthetics and lore then you're a bro
>>719547753>>719548903>She's punkPunk haircut in 2025 is lesbian or woke coded.
>>719548865Post Yvraine and Girlyman interacting in the lore.No art, only official BL material.Let us judge all that romance.
>>719543993It will be easier to sell an eldar dlc than it is to sell a admech one
>>719549008>You used the owlcat game as a rebuttal, I pointed out neither eldar 'romance' produces children.This is you moving the goalposts. The reply chain was some screeching retard (probably you) saying it was cope to suggest eldar and human relationships/romance existed in the setting, saying the GW artwork was a "joke" and not indicative of anything. I pointed out there's GW sanctioned romance between eldar and humans in the Owlcat games and now you're yapping about hybrid children. Who the fuck knows if they have kids? The game hardly takes place for us to see where the romances lead to.
>>719543993I just want my xenomutant heretic terrorists to be playable
>>719549074It's the same thing with the blueberry posters. Just because he posts lust-provoking images of their females (mostly off-model), doesn't mean he actually plays them in the game. Especially when it's female xeno + human male.If it's a post that's only about races female, you can be sure that the guy behind the post plays bog-standard human factions.
>>719549154AdMech had a popular standalone video game meanwhile Eldar have always just been DLC. Hell even Tau have had their own game
>>719545397That's from the first book in the Ultramarines Omnibus. I remember it pretty well, Captain Uriel Ventris of the 3rd company comes down initially to help deal with Eldar raids, but it boils over into a Necron tomb underground waking up and all hell breaks loose. Pavonis used to be a nice planet...
>>719549254It's a very old game, but Eldar had Rites of War.
>>719548087anon...you cannot be this retardednecrons got a bunch of new (replacement) kits in 2020necron warriors etc look completely different now
>>719546312Go away fag. Abhuman romance is the new fad.
>>719545560>>719549186Sell me on the Cults. I don't really see them as anything else as Tyranid fodder
>>719543993>There are space elves>But there are no space skavensIt's so unfair.
Eldar call humans monkeys and comment that you can smell them long before you see them but they totally want to fuck humans bro, trust me.
actually on the topic of owlcat games isn't it funny how GW felt more safe greenlighting a romance with two eldar characters over a romance with a sister of battle
>>7195491751. Try playing the games you're talking about if you don't want people to think you're a mega secondary. The epilogue of both romances shows, neither pairing produces children or lasts in any physical sense. 2. The entire fucking thread is about eldar human hybrids, the post you replied to was about eldar human hybrids you didn't even argue this because you know you're wrong3. I don't care about the rowboat and yvraine, go off king.
>>719549416That chick is so tall, even on her knees she's still taller than most of the other characters there.
>>719549507hrud
>>719549515Humans have fucked every single domesticated animal.Eldar can be as freaky, if not freakier than humans.
>>719549525>wanting to mate with a bible thumper
>>719549665Well they did murder fuck a new Chaos God into existence by being the most degenerate motherfuckers imaginable.
>>719549515>youre such an aminal monkey human, I can smell your cock from miles away
>>719549515Eldars are literally the most degenerate race by a mile.They'd fuck a human just to get a massive rush of it being extremely filthy and wrong, much like white girls and black men.
>>719549541>you didn't even argue this because you know you're wrongNo I didn't argue this because I never held the opinion in the first place nor cared about whether the setting supports hybrid children in the first place (it did by the way, retconned or not). You're just happy to continue arguing with your strawman because it's the only way you can be right, so continue if you want, all it does is make you look more stupid and more of a "secondary" as you so put it.
>>719549407Quick squizz over on lexicanum suggests they're not so infinitely different that they couldn't be reused, in fact, I'll go so far as to say it's only the shoulder plates and Gauss that changed. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Necron_Warrior
>40k is a British property so even their most beautiful 10/10 model will be by bong standards This is true suffering
>>719549856Finally the Eldarfag reveals his true form
>>719543993>Ultramarine super modified dicknot fair! she's not gauging actual human dick! might as well be talking about a dildo.
>>719549665>>719549727I'd see Dark Eldar maybe doing weird shit but they are arrogant as shit so it would be like some sex symbol fucking a cow when he can have any supermodel he wants. Don't the regular Eldar lead "monastic" type lives since Slaneesh came to play/eat their souls?
>>719549416>Navigator, Felinid - S tier>Nightsider, Beastwoman - A tier>Longshanks, Ratling - C tier>Ogryn, Telepathica - F tier (Friendzone tier)
>>719549992Why is /v/ so horny? Everything has to be about sex with you faggots. Do you guys have any interests besides cooming?
>>719550069I'm not an eldarfag, I love blue women.
>>719550087Anon, she's wearing a White Scars shirt which implies they're talking about Jaghatai
>>719549721>emperor botherers
>>719550102You are forgetting the existence of Corsairs
>>719550254Same shit. You're both coombrained niggers who are into cuckporn
>>719548769If only Votann had the same amount of character as DRG. They couldn't even achieve that.Dorfs were meant to be a comic relief faction but GW had to make them all super serious Mary Sues with no interesting qualities
>>719550290>primarchstill doesn't count
>lelithnice>jaghatiliteral WHO!?
>>719550126> F tier (Friendzone tier)Food tier
>>719550213"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." - some guy who got arrested because of sex
>>719550539eww I wouldn't eat a nigger
>>719549485One of the best model ranges available from GW, great fluff (they're the very rare example of scrappy underdogs fighting The Man but also villainous at the same time, and can do everything from actual honest and good rebels who wants what's best for their people to literal Umbrella corp mad scientists) and NO special characters (which is a plus) that incentivizes extreme your-dudesing, waifu-potential on the level of tau and eldar (you DO want a wife obssessed with breeding together with you, don't you? The extra arm is a feature), has had pretty cool rules on the tabletop (the 9th ed GSC rulesset is quite literally the best army GW has ever written, fucking amazing to play, had a rough start in 10th but fixed and cool now). The only minor flaw they have is that they're a horde army on the tabletop, which means they're expensive and you have to paint lots and lots of models if you want to collect them.
>>719550323Corsairs want to find themselves/live their truth while they're young but revert to the tradlife later on. What frustrated nerd came up with this?
>>719550348I'm not into cuckporn, just stated the obvious. White girls are the coonbrained degenerate ones ironically.
>>719543993>Where the actual fuck do they get off not including Eldar in the base rosterMaybe they wanted multiplayer to be fun for once
>>719550539You feed the psykers to the throne and you feed your ogryn gf delicious treats.
>>719550641The models themselves are also fairly intricate are they not? Not Admech level but bad enough for a horde army
>>719550102Eldar are pretty varied in how they deal with the fall of their empire and their species circling the galactic drain. Craftworld types devote themselves to certain paths for some time, before changing it to something else for a while. It's hyper autism to prevent them from going full Californian. Dark Eldar just said fuck it and kept doing most of the shit they were doing before the fall, only now they have to raid and pillage other species to keep their society and their souls from withering away completely and being devoured by Slaanesh.The Corsairs are the adventurous types that go off and be mercenaries or pirates for shits and giggles for a while before getting bored of it and joining one of the other groups.The Harlequins are a significantly smaller group, going around and telling plays of their history and mythology to everyone else and are the diplomats of the various groups. Nobody touches them without suffering the consequences. One of the few gods they have left still watches out for them.And the Exodites are the dinosaur riding badasses that don't have models, don't have rules, and exist largely in the lore because GW ignores factions that aren't Space Marines.
>>719550670You really deserve a bullet to the skull
>>719550719No. They are all food for me and the boys.
>>719550793I really don't get what you're so mad about lol.This shouldn't be a problem for any real man since you can just get whatever pussy you want, right?
>>719550729Nah, neophytes are surprisingly simple pieces, they are pretty easy to paint. It can look like they have lots of detail, but it's really just a few pouches, maybe some lenses and some symbols and icons hanging off them, it's nothing much. Acolytes are a little more involved, but not massively so either, and those two are the most hordey types of models in the army. Some characters can get intricate, but since they're characters it's fine.
>>719550664Corsairs are as much sluts, if not more so, than the Drukhari. They don't always return to Asuryani lifestyles.
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>>719550952Are flamers even efficient against fast and durable enemies? You're just adding fire to their claws.
>no DE gf (never calling them drukhari)feels bad man
>>719550782I heard about the harlequins and their laughing god trolling the c'tan. Eldar in DoW always seemed like a pain in the ass to play against but somehow boring to play as. I'd pick orks, necrons and chaos before eldar (that's ignoring the classic spees mahrines playthrough where you march a few dreadnoughts into the enemy base and deepstrike a couple more just for good measure).
>>719550102This fanfiction shitposting always needs to assume that Eldar have no standards, when, by default, they should have the highest standards (and thus disregard monkeigh by default).
GW cannot do elves right either in 40k or fantasy
>>719551335Eldar are fun to play as if you like playing as the subversive dickhead faction that can pick apart your opponent without having to engage in big battles to do it. It's similar to Nod in CnC. They will lose hard against GDI in an honest fight...but no one ever said you had to fight honestly. Eldar move faster, hit harder, have more stealth options to abuse and mobility out the ass. You win by hitting your enemy where they aren't and shitting on them where they are.
>>719551039A liquid stream of napalm x10 will always be effective against anything, especially to the enemy that nullifies its greatest weakness, range, by rushing towards you
>>719551420GW do elves right because outside of a small token group who ponce about in woods GW elves DON'T ponce about in woods as a rule.
>D&D>high elves>wood elves>drow>Warhammer>high elves>wood elves>dark elvesokay, who stole from who?
>>719551420Nah, fantasy elves are great. Eldar have the potential to be great, but GW simply doesn't like them.
>>719545167>gross sexYeah except the flanderization nowadays is to complete ignore sex, like the good neopuritans we are
>>719551697Context matters, anon. DnD elves are close to subspecies of the same Elf. Warhammer elves are divided due to ideological differences (high and dark) or cultural (wood to everyone else). They're all the same kind of elf at the end of the day.
>give kroot a splinter rifle>lmao +1 attack because they are pointy>kabalites get fucked
>>719551520fantasy elves are definitely better than 40k elves but both feel uninspired to me. if i was a fan of elves id be disappoint.fortunately skaven exist, the best thing gw has ever made apart from making spaceships cathedrals
>>719551697Both stole from the same people. Helves and welves from Tolkien, delves/drow from Moorcock.That said, Warhammer did start from GW needing to recontextualize their DnD minis after losing the publishing rights.
>>719551874Kabalites still get universal poison on their guns, so they shoot better than kroot.
>>719551421I can see their usefulness as the sneaky hit and run faction but I always preferred the huge battles in 40k. It isn't that fun to just break someone's shit when they're not home.
>>719544908The problem is they tried to make it some goody goody order tied faction. They should have made it a Genocidal cult that needed the Death of OTHER races to birth their God. The few models they had were good the lore just felt shitty if you like actual Eldar.The problem with the Craftworlders is that they only ever had some vague "Fight Chaos" Goal and some shitty "Will they, Won't they alliances with the Imperium. In 40 EVERYTHING should be trying to kill humanity after the shit they pulled.Biel Tan Stands
>>719552036Poison didn't exist when the quoted rule was in effect.
I couldn't imagine being Eldar in a HFY setting
>>719551310there's nothing wrong with the word drukhariGW forcing the word for muh copyrights is, howeverwhy the fuck would a spess muhreen call the stupid alien their preferred honorific?
>>719552314Can love bloom?
>>719552314warhammer doesnt have a single HFY setting. besides...well. its cousin.
>>719552314>a HFYThey're not even real humans, they're descended from genetic rejects designed to colonize space.
>>719552151>In 40 EVERYTHING should be trying to kill eldars after the shit they pulledI agree, humanity wouldn't be in the shitter if those retards learned to hold back a little
>>719549485The other guy's got it right, but I like them because of how insidiously inhuman they are despite their scrappy underdog appearance. The vigilante sharpshooter that roams the underhive killing oppressors and protecting the weak isn't a real person but a tyranid bioform designed for the sole purpose of creating a folk hero for the poor to rally behind.
>Eldar get the boot>AdMech gets inBeep boop, xenofucker
I'm a Taufag that doesn't want Tau to come back to Kronus and don't mind if they're not in Dawn of 4.I also predict Gorgutz will finally meet his end. The last of the Dark Crusade commanders to die or be of dubious canon.
>>719552605Yes, absolutely, it goes both ways. There should be ONLY WAR. One of the Ynnari goals should have been killing the Emperor and using the Psychic backlash and mass human death to birth Ynnead.
>>719552738>I'm a TaufagWhy did you write the word fag twice?
>>719551310>DE gfEvery time I see this, I have to wonder if the anon making the request truly knows what being intimate with a deldar actually entails.
>>719552151EVERYTHING Still trying to kill humanity It is just eldar (they know they are too divided, too small of a force to do anything meaningful) and tau (too ignorant) that are not doing it all the time
>>719543993The bigger question is why is there no Chaos. Imperium vs. Chaos is the core of 40k.
>>719552874Same shit as IG. Future proofing for DLCs likely going to appear as final "for real this time" antagonist.
>>719543993Prior Dawn of War games have caused an inaccurate portrayal of Eldar as being an important or well-liked faction. They are neither.Eldar are, in all ways, an NPC faction. They have never won any major battles, never contributed to any major campaigns, their 'rivalry' with Necrons is entirely one-sided and Eldar lose every battle that occurs against Necrons, and generally the only value Eldar have at all is occassionally crawling to the Imperium to warn them of something incredibly obvious and begging to not be killed.All Eldar factions could be removed from 40k entirely, and literally nothing of value would be lost. They're a vestigial remnant of a time when GW just wanted Fantasy in Space, and the only reason they're even still around is because GW is legally obligated to not remove them now. They're not evencworth putting into the game as DLC, and it's more than likely that they'll never be in the game at all now that we know they aren't in the base roster.
>>719552826Pain is horniness entering the body.
>>719552874It gets a bit boring when in most of these games the plot is "X faction is doing something and then Chaos appears".
>>719552874>>719552923100% they are going to be the final big badIn an interview when asked about chaos the devs said they cant said anything because story spoiler
>>719552738>or be of dubious canonKais is outright canin. He's the last of Puretide's Big Three to get a model, likely in tune with whatever schism the Tau Goddess is going to cause as he'll remain loyal to the Ethereals after having seen what 'Gods' are like on Kronus.
>>719552943>anti-eldar post>shipping picChecks out.
>>719552840That's BS. In lore there used tk only be 1 million Space Marines. Eldar are still a hyper advanced and a psychically potent race. They have rituals for all sorts if shit that could sabotage the Imperium on a large scale. They could easily take down almost any Imperial system.
Necrons are the new face of xenos now so Eldar are going in the backburner. >basically same backstory as Eldar except didn't create a chaos god (that GW hates advertising for because of sex stuff)>Ynnari plotline utterly failed and went nowhere>don't have to deal with "experience more emotion" so they're easier to write>easy to include as a villain faction because most units are automatons>all Necron named characters have fun and distinct personalities>all PoV necron books are 10/10 and sell moreAlso most of the people that play Eldar in tabletop do it because they are usually OP af, not because of lore.
>>719552943Necron hands made this post
>>719553102>In lore there used tk only be 1 million Space MarinesFor the longest time there were more space marines than sisters of battle because GW fucked the numbers on the girls.
>>719553102Sure if they are not also busy running from all the other threats lmao The craftworlds can barely keep it together
>>719553094That picture killed the Eldar as a faction. It's only right to bring it up when discussing them.>>719553102>Eldar are still a hyper advanced and a psychically potent race.Not really. Humans have better psykers and Necrons have better tech. Eldar don't actually have anything unique to them.
>>719553102Space Marines are merely a scalpel in the Imperium's toolbox. The actual work is done entirely by humans and the AdMech. There is nothing the Eldar could do to actually hurt the Imperium by themselves, which is why they have relied on stronger, more numerous races like the Orks to be their catspaw for millenia.
>>719553102>meet potential faction.png
Here's your surprise villain faction that replaces chaos appearing out of nowhere
>>719551737For me >helf > cweldar>delf < deldarFluffwise. Delf focused too much on hating helf and Malekith's drama imo.Aesthestically I prefer eldar's.
>>719553223>>719553268Exactly, half the time all the Eldar have to do is trick some other faction to go balls deep in an Imperyal System while the Eldar Sneak in to kill, steal, or destroy whatever it is they want.
>>719553125>Also most of the people that play Eldar in tabletop do it because they are usually OP af, not because of lore.It's really funny that 90% of Eldar players are just WAACfags who don't care about lore, and the remaining 10% are "Well I made up a headcanon that ignores most established Eldar lore but I TOTALLY like their lore!" people.
>>719553482>so dangerous the crons said fuck this and went to sleep for 60 million years
>>719553482Are those them puppeteer warp entities than can take over planets?
>>719553651Yep, Enslavers
>>719553567>half the time all the Eldar have to do is trick some other faction to go balls deep in an Imperyal System while the Eldar Sneak in to kill, steal, or destroy whatever it is they want.And yet they still always fail even at doing that.
>>719553268>which is why they have relied on stronger, more numerous races like the Orks to be their catspaw for milleniaCan you even name five instances that aren't the war on Armageddon?
I liked the part where 10 avatars of khaine got killed.
I like the Alpha Legion. Do you like the Alpha Legion?Maybe the game could have some Alpha Legion representation, possibly in the future.
>Base buildingGame is guaranteed to suck, play the 40k mod for Men of War instead.
>>719553729Lore is naturally biased. Make your own where the Eldar are actually competent.
>>719553847Alpha Legion? Barely knew him.
>>719553746NTA but they did it in Dark Crusade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcYp2q07eQs
>>719553812>Ulthwe has canonically lost their Avatar of Khaine to the Blood Ravens three times>>719553906>"Well I made up a headcanon that ignores most established Eldar lore but I TOTALLY like their lore!"
>>719553958My headcannon doesn't ignore any Eldar lore. My dudes are just competent.
>>719553847if the story isn't incredibly convoluted full of missdirections i'm not buying
>>719553907I do not know what you are talking about.
>>719554021Neither do I.
>>719554017>My dudes are just competent.Then it ignores Eldar lore. Eldar aren't competent.
>>719543993Why are Eldar women like this?
>>719554020Yes, but no. But actually yes instead.>>719554064Exactly right.
>>719554076Shiiieeet
>>719554017>BUH MUH HEADCANONLmao shut the fuck up, faggot. Nobody gives a fuck about your fan fiction idea of the shitty space elves. They're losers.
>>719554120They aren't.
>eldar coombot thread>turns into an anti-eldar shitposting HFY-circlejerkReminder that this is a brown board and suddenly all this baiting, lying, making shit up and posting about always female eldar x human makes absolute sense.
>>719543993>DURR WHY IS THE LEAST POPULAR FACTION IN THE SETTING NOT INCLUDED FROM DAY 1kys
>>719554348Get bent, Noldorfag. The only worthwhile contribution Eldad have given to 40k is porn.
>>719554164SAR, ADO NOT REDEEM THE ELDARDO NOT REDEEM, SAR
>>719554164>Nobody gives a fuck about your fan fiction idea>but here, let me rant about how Yvraine and Girlyman totally fucked all the time
>>719554468>THE LEAST POPULAR FACTION IN THE SETTINGNobody said anything about Votann
>>719554468But enough about the Tau.
>>719544960Imo Asta militarum and the Necrons have been getting more popular but yeah, it's still mostly Marines/Chaos Marines
>>719554120literally created a chaos god due to their debauchery, humans may be beasts to them but bestiality is well within their ball park
I need to dig out that slutpatrol eldar art. Downside is the name suggests porn when it isn't.
>>719554348Stay salty, xenofucker.
Distinct lack of Chaos itt
>>719554541The amount of seething that art piece causes never gets old. Nobody is talking about Yvraine or Guilliman except you. Face it, you picked thebwrong faction to be a fan of and now you're bitter over it. Just grow up and find a better faction to enjoy. Trying to justify being an Eldar fan isn't worth it in the slightest, because nobody is going to take you seriously regardless of what you say.
>>719554617The T'au would also be better if they were more Homicidal towards humans but it seems like Farsight is starting to pick up that torch
>>719554686nigga you smell like piss n shid
>>719554635IG and maybe Orks have a pretty comparable range to CSM
>>719543993
>>719554686Chaos? Moar liek GAYOS AMIRITE!?
>>719554682I'm arguing against the coomtards, though.
>>719554720>No one is going to take your plastic toys seriouslylol
>>719554776Good.
>>719545451Reminds of Universe at War not having playable human faction.
>>719554776That's a compliment to a nurglite, you know
>>719554720>Nobody is talking about Yvraine or Guilliman except youI didn't post the piece of art you are talking about, though.Face it, you are guilty of fanfiction shitflinging.
>>719554686Can't wait for them to be behind everything again and become the first DLC faction
>>719543993Because newcrons are just eldar but better and primaries marines have muscles into eldars combat niche. The franchise as a while is primed for their removal
>>719554682Just how fucking tall is Cawl (if that's a space marine in front of him)?
>>719554826Nobody brought up tabletop, anon. This is /v/. Discussion here is about 40k in general. And in general, Eldar suck and anyone claiming to be a fan of them is either a liar or brain damaged.>>719554876That post never mentioned either of them. The art was posted to make eldar 'fans' mad. And judging by your post, it worked.
>>719554836>>719554862warp chuds?
I miss the Oldcrons like you wouldn't believe.What was wrong with silent egyptian space terminators? Why did they have to turn the higher ups into Quirk Chunguses?
>>719554950Definitely not that big. On the tabletop he's barely even twice the size of a primaris
>>719545451All previous DoW games had IG as NPCs in their base game, it's basically tradition
>>719555019What was wrong with silent egyptian space terminators?They become npcs.
>comic so good it got kicked off two platforms because the furry artists got turbo mad
>>719555019Oldcrons were my first exposure to the 40k setting and I thought they were so menacing and mysterious back then.
>>719555019Because it's difficult to sell overpriced individual hero models when your faction doesn't have any characters at all to monetise. Hordes of identical robot skelemans doesn't sell as well as hero model centrepieces that cost 4x as much.
>>719554950Canonically larger than Bobby G, that pic is way larger than he really is (unless that's a really fresh neophyte)
Is nurgle having a crush on an eldar godess still canon?
>>719545619It's the Dorn, already got shown in the reveal ebent footage.Likely will be a case of>Russ is the mid-2nd Tier tank with several upgrade options>Dorn will be the early-mid 3rd Tier tank with better stats but fewer options>Baneblade is the Relic tank.
>>719555090That was their charm, though. They were unrelenting, refused to die even when killed (this is the only part of the oldcrons that still survives, I guess) and were unable to be reasoned with in any capacity.Now you have Lords that can and have been made deals with and who exhibit "wacky" character traits.
>>719555112Damn that's an old one.
>>719554979>The art was posted to make eldar 'fans' madSo, anti-eldar-fags are just shitposters and baiters. I don't think this is the own you believe this to be.
>>719555203No, she's canonically dead now.
>>719546073>>719548212>>719548983Failed to spot a Xenos in this thread, summary execution in progress
>>719555230I have a backup of a good chunk of them, but not all.
>>719555225Alright you can like tyranids then
>>719554862god, I hate the new look of plague marineswhere's the bloat? where's the pus? they just look like green tzeentch now
>>719555019People apparently like that stuff. I've heard that necron lord with his PT Barnum museum is among the most popular ones.
>>719555245Making fun of Eldar is a frequent passtime of every 40k fan.
>>719555316Oldcrons were the mechanical equivalent of the Tyranids, for those who wanted a non-biological alien menace.
>>719555203Isha? Yeah but it's more like he kidnapped her and infects her with all of his new plagues like some kind of fucked up test subject. Based Grandpa making elves eat shit
>>719555019Boring. Besides Oldcrons are still a thing.
>>719555225Just have a cron lord that doesn't do those things then. problem solved.
>>719555359It's just trolling, anon. Never put yourself on some kind of high horse. You are just sad.Well, OP is already a massive troll.
>>719555090Silent genocidal space terminators never left, they just became a subfaction within Tomb Kangz in SPESS
>>719555393>>719555398The fantasy isn't as effective if it's just a splinter faction. Knowing that chucklefucks like Trazyn exists makes making any effort at an Oldcron-like dynasty feel hollow.
>>719555548Why? Trazyn is one Necron who controls one planet within the entire Galaxy.
>>719555019because the silent killing machine gets old real fast, just look at the nids
>>719555316Had enough of bug aliens while playing starcraft.
>>719555548It's not just a splinter, the majority of Necron units are still soulless automatons operating off programming. It's only certain elites and their leaders who have personality and even then you're just as likely to have been corrupted by the ages and running off Monarch.exe more than anything that resembles an actual personalityComplaining about Oldcrons at this point is essentially complaining that some Space Marines are Red when you really like Green.
>>719555019having two(nearly three) numerous, unrelenting, impossible to be reasoned with factions in the setting is a bit much
>>719555619Oldcrons were directed by the C'tan to harvest life, Newcrons imprisoned them and do their own thing. That means that the vast majority of the species has differing interests and is no longer a monolithic entity hellbent on harvesting the living for their malicious gods.It's an entire ideological shift and trying to larp Oldcrons in this new paradigm just feels silly.
>>719555635The Tyranids did look pretty cool in that trailer where they demolish the ultramarine though.
>>719555781"In the amiable brightness of the 41st millennium there is only talking"
>>719555803a C'tan shard escaping a Tessaract and hijacking an entire Tomb for it's own devices literally happens in the Trazyn novel
>>719555803>It's an entire ideological shift and trying to larp Oldcrons in this new paradigm just feels sillyBuddy we have eldar fans here who flat out IGNORE all of their established lore for fan fiction.Saying your Dynasty is silent and ruled by a C'tan is flat out in line with canon. Nobody is going to think bad of you for it.
>>719544217>he had an eldar fatherBased, humans are cocksleeves for superior races
>>719555825>the boring faction looked cool in the trailer made to sell the new unitsyou don't say?
>>719544301LolThis The power of /tg/...
>>719555974he doesn't want to play oldcrons, he wants to complain that they aren't the main faction
Nucrons are Reddit incarnate. This is what I imagine their defenders look like
>>719555970>>719555974I guess there is that, but that still feels like narrative leftovers while all necron lore going forward will be quirky lords interacting with the other species.
>>719544370It’s not like GW helps to make them anymore popular The writers actively think they should only exist to lose
>>719556349The funny part is that even if they started winning, people would just call it author bias. Eldar have lost for so long that the concept of eldar winning is now taboo.
>>719556272Yeah dude, Szeras is such a wholesome quirky chungus.
>no Sister Argenta romanceFuck off
>>719556578What's the point of Szeras when Rakarth and Bile already exist
>>719556735Romancefags should be castrated and have their genitals burned in front of their very eyes
>>719556747All three characters are based so I don't know what you're whing about.
>>719556578Compared to the dead silence of Oldcron lords, he is. The moment you humanize a character, it becomes possible to relate to them in whatever small way that might be.
>>719556747>I already have hookers and blow, what would I need a Ferrari for?
>>719556824The setting doesn't need THREE (maybe even 4) mad scientist characters
>>719556580You're the man now, dog.
>>719556920Oldcron lore had literal humans as the main vessel of their character though.
>>719556932>Has an entire mad science factionWow THREE mad scientists? kinda overboard
>>719557012I demand pariahs come back.
>>719557012You mean the Pariahs, whose only talking points were that they were going to kill whoever they were talking to? They were the sole window into the minds of the Oldcrons and they only reinforced that they were single-minded in their purpose.
>>719557084Pariah a gay. Blanks in general have always been a shit show and utterly nonsensical.
>>719553231>Humans have better psykersThis is laughably untrue unless you're going to cite some BL book which has questionable canon rating. Humans have quantity, Eldar have quality
>>719557160Someone utterly soulless and invisible to the Warp and immune to it's effects makes sense. Them causing Psykers pain, being able to project their blankness, and dissipating Warp creatures, but occasionally being able to get fucked by really strong psykers anyway was dumb.
>>719557340Keep telling yourself that
>>719557340Humans are always the best at everything, anon.
>>719557340The three strongest psykers were human thoughbeit. Then you've got guys like Kaldor Draigo and Mephiston
>>719556735We were robbed
>>719557340Go ahead and compare Eldrad, the strongest Eldar psyker ever, to even just Mephiston, a Librarian among many.
>>719557340Eldar, because of Slaanesh, restrict themselves to very structured and relatively basic spells and occasionally group Ritual which admittedly should be a big deal and really bad for anyone they don't like.Humans have a lot if useless Psykers in comparison but when they have an outlier, that individual has a lot more capacity to go off the rails with Warp byllshit compared to any single Farseer.
>IMPALERS AWAAAAAAAAAAY
>>719557527Does he also yell "WITNESS YOUR DOOM!!!" when he does that? Can't IG have anything for themselves anymore?
>>719557607Not to mention the Emperor himself, the greatest psyker ever.
>>719557765
>>719557712Do eldar also occasionally explode due to the warp?
Ironically it seems that the Eldar, despite being the more psychically capable species, have far better warriors (on an individual scale) than humanity, while humans have the better psykers.
>>719557880>have far better warriors (on an individual scale) than humanity,Primarchs.Also, Marines butcher Eldar warriors.
>>719557862Not really. It gets a bit hazy with exodites though.
>>719557839Well the three I was referring to were the Emperor, Malcador and Magnus...
>>719557862Much much more rarely. Only if an individual tries to push their limits out of desperation.
>>719557765Sanctioned Psykers are tapping into the same powers as Librarians, they are just worse at it.And Varro isn't famed for his destructive powers, he's a much better diviner than anyone in the entire galaxy and is the only psyker to have connected with the Tyranid hivemind and come out of the experience sane.
>>719557918Not even Primarchs have been described to have feats akin to those of the Phoenix Lords, anon. Maugan Ra, who was pictured in that post stood ALONE against a tyranid swarm, which included a bio titan, and triumphed.
Settra vs Nagash superiorSilent King vs Storm lord inferior
>>719557880They are a genetically engineered warrior race after all.
>>719558123>Not even Primarchs have been described to have feats akin to those of the Phoenix LordsSanguinius fought over a dozen Bloodthirsters AND Daemon Primarch Angron back to back.Even Lorgar, the weakest of the Primarchs, casually smashed an Avatar of Khaine to a pulp without breaking a sweat.In the Eldar's own book series Karandras gets gunned down by a random Marine squad.Jain Zar lost to a ragtag squad of Night Lords.Asurmen gets obliterated from orbit in his own book.If they didn't have plot armor, the phoenix lords wouldn't even be worth noting.
>>719558013Iyanden did to, though that was a Group effort and a few Spiritseers died. Pretty typical of the setting>Named Eldar Psykers do a thing>Heavy losses, emotional and physical damage, thematically appropriate cost and effect>Named Human/SM Psyker does the same thing>LOL YOLO
>>719558136Nagash equivalent would be the DeceiverSilent king and stormlord are just Settra divided
>>719558136>>719558561Silent King is Arkhan the BlackImotekh is Settra
>>719558123are you retarded? Two custodes have done the same thing and they are vastly inferior to Primarchs
Damn space elves. Good for nothing.
>>719558875They're good for jobbing. I won't be surprised if they somehow jobbed against the votan.
>>719546370>>719546106
>>719559075The latest Votann codex had a blurb where the Votann demanded Exodites leave a planet, and when they didn't the Kin nuked the planet from orbit and killed 95% of the Eldar present.
>>719546426Can't unsee the ant eater gun
>>719559127So brave. So manly.
>>719547131me and my harem
>All this power wank of who's the strongest when it was the orks that had the individual that almost killed the Emperor
>>719559284That was just the Emperor testing Horus. He was never in any actual danger.
>>719559127That's meh, at least the imperium would have thrown tons of guardsmen, then exodites calls for a craftworld to save them and it ends with some marines arriving and an avatar of khaine jobbing.
>>719559342>That was just the Emperor testing Horus.That worked out well
>>719559342Is that a retcon? I don't remember that being the case.
>40k power level discussion>When every race is the best in their own booksLol stop being retarded faggots, they're selling toys here, everyone is as strong as they need to bem
>>719546935Now we're talking.
>>719559498>>When every race is the best in their own booksExcept Eldar.
>>719559483No, it was always the case.
>>719559498>When every race is the best in their own booksFunny joke.
>>719559498>>When every race is the best in their own booksBut anon, Eldar lose in their own books?
>>719554839That was kinds of its whole point.
>>719559561>>719559631>>719559635You can read my previous post again and again, as many times as you need to get it.
>>719559119
>>719559737
>eldar>not taller
>>719559775>tfw no tsun banshee gf
>>719559775Handholding kills the Eldar.
>eldar has a problem>refuse to talk directly to concerned party or speak in some lame ass gay indirect cryptic riddles that concerned party doesn't get the message>gets mad if things doesn't go in their way especially if it involves prophecies that somehow it self fulfilled because they caused the problemEvery fucking time
>>719559839Some of those banshees are canonically male though
>>719559960That's hot...
>>719559832True.
>>719559948>eldar decides to talk to monkeigh>monkeigh is an irredeemable shit anyway
>>719559939>Eldar woman like to get completely filled with cum.Someone needs to draw this
>>719559960Eldar traps are all for human men only.
>>719559939>CannonCanon is the word you're looking for. A cannon is a big gun.
>>719559635>AIEEEEEEE SPARE US MON-KHEIhumiliation ritual
>>719560102He should have banged Gamo
>>719554950About as big as a Primarch since he's taller than Primaris
>>719560072Slaanesh has to be stopped.
>>719559960if you don the boob armor its your own fault you got raped
>>719560043>Darling it's 5 am>Time for my creampie>Yes dear.
>>719559635Qrd? What happened next?
>>719557918>Marines butcher Eldar warriors.m8 Banshees are notorious can openers that can tear marines apart in the tabletop. Same shit with Dark Reapers. I know in video games you play as le epic space man and kill 50 trillion of your opponent but the Eldar are and typically always have been one of the strongest armies.
>Spends 50 years and counting waging a guerrilla war in the jungles of Armageddon with his boyz, wearing nothing but the barebones gear so their bodies blend in with the surrounding vegetation>Strikes fear even into the hearts of the imperial forces on Armageddon that are famed ork hunters, other imperial forces are absolutely terrified of him and da boyz>Does not elaborate further
>>719560175That one Dranon's Delight where Dranon literally fucks Cultist-chan to death was one of my earliest faps to snuff. Shit's the best.
Uh oh! Noldorfag melty alarm!
>>719560315I love these irredeemable ass pirates.
>>719560380He's living da best Ork life
>>719543993>bu what if-I will not buy it
>>719560219He begged for his life from the Force Commander and said that the Craftworld isn't worth the manpower and ammo that would be required to destroy it, to which the Force Commander agreed and decided to pull the Imperial forces out to go find something kore threatening to fight.Keep in mind; this was a minor Imperial force with less than a hundred Marines from a no-name Chapter fighting an entire major that had two Phoenix Lords, and the Eldar were losing that badly that they had to beg for mercy.
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>>719560525>>719560353I love blue women
>>719560467Looks like a warhammer fantasy vampire.
>>719560630Stop that.
>>719560660Marines must always win anon.
>>719560630The most recent Tau book, Elemental Council, includes a Human man leaving the Imperium after falling in love with an Ethereal.Big blue tiddies corrupting young Human men is canon.
>>719560674It's for my greater good
>>719560072>>719560175w-when did cultist chan get huge tits?
>>719560745I don't blame him at all.
why'd they retcon some space marine chapters harboring eldar scholars?
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>>719560817A BLESSING FROM THE KHAYOSS GODS!!!
>Eldar Ranger spends centuries honing his craft, becoming a legendary marksman among his people>Outsniped BY FAR by a human orphan in his twenties/thirties with nifty gadgets from the Adeptus Mechanicum
>>719560817She didn't, just Mossa having a laff.
>>719560643Deldar are pretty much the merging of those factions in spehss. I think the Deldar could do with just a smidge more camaraderie within the Kabals instead of being full Skaven tier in regards to power politics on all sides. Fucking Chaos Marines get it more often than not these days.Like if a Dracon thinks his Archon is resting on his laurels or making bad decisions, sure absolutely kill that guy and take his place. But I think if an Archon is killing it and all his men are drowning in pain and plunder, and he reliably has their back against rivals, he should be able to rely on a modicum of reliable support from his inner circle.
>>719560916They are just wanderers with a rifle.
So what changed now that Girlyman is back?
>>719560993Begone TESfag.
>>719561067Everything has become dramatically worse.
>>719561067The Lion came back.
>>719561067Everything is worse now
>>719561067Galaxy broke in half (Western vs Eastern Roman Empire expy). Lion el Johnson, yes he's back too, has the Western half and it's utter dogshit and everything sucks. Roboute has the Eastern half, which is also dogshit but he's doing a bit better and has more resources.Nurgles Garden got burnt down
>>719561067The Imperium is slightly more stable after his Indomitus Crusade, and now the Lion is actively taking charge in Imperium Nihilus
>>719560745When will they be stopped?
>>719561030That's still a shit ton of time using a particular type of weapon and approach to combat.
>>719560517Sounds heretical from the Spess Mehreen sideDeath to all foul xenos etc.
Did you like Spider mommy's reveal?
>>719561329She has to be stopped.
>>719561362>heretical from the Spess MehreenSpace Marines don't follow such retarded rules, they don't even believe Emperor is god
>>719561368*Teleports Behind You*"Heh, Nothing Personal, Mon'Keigh"
>>719561159>>719561201have they even met yet? do each of them know the other is alive?
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>>719561368>Gets revealed>The very first blurb about her is how she got killed (and likely dicked down) by Guardsmen>Does literally nothing elseLmao
Why does Lelith hate pants so much?
>>719561481>(and likely dicked down) by GuardsmenElf-hating and cooming to elves are the same thing.
>>719561481Such is the life of an Eldar enjoyer, knowing all the lore will be shit.
>>719561585Your favorite faction exists to suck Imperial cock and die. Cope.
>>719561464>have they even met yetNo>Do each of them know the other is aliveI think Lion knows Guilliman is but Guilliman doesn't know about Lion because his part of the Galaxy is just such a shit show, but that might have changed by now.
>>719561519Why does this look like something Gerald Scarfe would draw?
Banshee butt.
>>719561624>>719561598>>719561701Eldar-haters please.
>>719561516
>>719561816I LOVE ELDAR WOMEN
>>719561816>goes into a thread about a thing he hates>contributes nothing>spams the same images he's been posting for over a decade Nobody hates Eldar more than you Noldorfag.
>>719561925We know, imperial self-inserter.Goon off.
>>719561925Well, who doesn't?
>>719561946>>goes into a thread about a thing he hatesEldar? 40k games?I never see you coomdrones arguing with the HFy-faggots.
>>719561701For me it's the BIG hair.
>>719557012pariahs were sick, though, having the deceier implant an anti-warp gene into a latent psychic race is fucking funny
Clowns.
>>719562173I like clowns.
>>719562053Quit crying faggot. Isn't there a thread on /tg/ for you to throw a tantrum in?>>719562089It's great.
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>>719562286Don't you have a thread on /aco/ to AGP with your fellow faggots?Maybe argue with the HFY-faggots in the next thread.
>>719559725they're REALLY bad at selling eldar, at least lore-wise
>>719562227 You and me both, anon. Harlequins are peak style and madness-space murder mimes with lore so weird even the other Eldar don’t wanna mess with them. Tell me you wouldn’t want to pirouette through a hallway of Traitor Astartes swinging a neuro-disruptor while cackling like Slaanesh never happened.
>>719560517>written by gav thorpeof course it is
>>719560195I've always liked this piece of art. The fact that it is 30 years old shows how badly GW farms out their art these days.
>>719560525>no big tiddy ulthwe gf
>>719562659Your post does not contain coom and sex with humans. Behave yourself.
>>719562458I think you're mentally ill.
We can all agree the alaitoc ranger disruption table was bullshit of the highest order right?
>>719563045I mean obviously, he quite literally does nothing but seethe in anything even vaguely elf related on 4chan and has been doing this for over a decade. He's mentally ill, I'm pretty sure he's admitted as such before.
>GW and Gav Thorpe completely fuck and screw the Eldar for how long now ?> lol rofl Eldar are so weak, I LOVE SPACE MARINES!!!?!?!?!?1111Genuine retardation or just bait ?
>>719563184Yeah, it's literally the same guy and he's been at it for YEARS. Total nutjob.
>>719563045When the thread is just baiting, lying and shitposting (they admitted it), the one speaking out against it will seem insane.
>>719563271>anons are disingenuous retardsYou can't be surprised by this.
>>719563297Anon, you have been doing this for YEEEEAAARSAre you crazy? Cope and calm down. It never happened. Ugh.
Good thread, new one soon?
>>719563406>"Someone posted Eldar titties so I simply MUST impotently in a thread for hours.">"I'm totally sane and a good guy."
>>719559635>eldar sissyboy utterly humiliated by chad marinesHot
>>719563471Human boobs bigger!
>>719563509Yea later.
>>719563657How can we stop the human menace?
>>719557527That's a spess mehreen and is decidedly not human>>719557607See above, while Emperor might've been a human, the soul merging ritual has elevated him into something else. Not a human>>719557648See above, not a human>>719557712Their connection to the Warp makes them extremely careful when using its powers but as a result they're considerably more reliable and ultimately stronger because they know how to utilise their powers without disastrous and self-destroying results. They are a race of realised psykers whereas humans are barely tapping into that potential
>>719563471I shouldn't be, but sometimes it's just too much.
>>719563732What if... Necron boobs... bigger...!?
>>719563603You can also check the whole dumb discussion that happened in this thread.Again.>YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARSAnd people still post GirlymanxYvraine.
>>719563471>xeno boobsnay>>719563657>metal boobsNAY>>719563732>holy boobsI DIE FOR THE EMPEROR
Holy shit he really is batshit insane. Lol.
>>719563947You can't prove i'm me.
