>mfw I see a man over 25 in a videogame
>>719545026I look like this.
>mfw I see a white voice actor voicing a black character
>>719546376>mfw when I see a black voice actor voicing an asian character (He's allowed to do it for some reason)
>>719548442God imagine a threesome with these two... obviously, the skinny one is getting way more attention but the fat one is desperate for you... rims your ass while you fuck the hot one.
>>719548669except you'll be the one getting fucked because they're are both men
>>719548669This but the skinny rims me
>>719548736>Actually no, I say these conventionally attractive women are men because I'm obsessed with trannies!Downright peculiar behaviour
>>719549176no, those are actual trannies
>>719549237Okay chaser
>>719545026>>719546376Is this show good or it's reddit shit?
>>719549387one the left is @LiquidGoth on x
>mfw i see a fellow oldfagcheers lad
>mfw I see a not-me in a game
>>719549387ok, faggot
>>71954502629 is still young THOUGH
>>719545026makes sense, zoomoids are aging like shit
>>719545026Day of Defeat Source has a small playerbase of guys over 35 years old and that's based
>>719550193okay Unc
>>719549973Have a good one mate.
>>719549464Episodes are only 15 minutes, just try it yourself
>>719545026>Zoomer with MPB losing his shit about some old guy just having funSounds about right
>>719548442>>719548669These are both men
>>719550321
>>719549464It is pretty goodGets bonus points for utterly mindbreaking some mentally ill coomer
>>719549464its reddit
>>719550823You don't need to coom all the time man.
>>719550765>>719550874>Can only speak in buzzwordsget ye gone
>>719545026What the fuck does this mean? What is this ugly ass clip?
>>719550351
>>719551015
>>719550874shut up you neopurtian
>>719545026>was in my early 20s just the other day>wake up>suddenly 28
>>719551789It's okay dude, I'm 31 and I'm constantly convinced I'm 32. So you've got that to look forward to.
>>719551789Don’t blink, or you’ll wake up at 35
>mfw I see a female character under 13 years old
>>719545026It doesn’t matter how many shots this show takes at Rick and Morty, it’s still reddit as fuck. Le quirky lel so randumb XDdd
>>719552782>Mfw ANOTHER pedo post on /v/
as a 33 yo, how do i make friends?
>>719554660my a hobby that doesn't have that many nutjobs
>>719554660You need to do an activity that allows you to meet people on a consistent basis. Church, Work, going to the Gym around the same time, any sort of community event or program like a town band or something. Friendships arise from the consistency of meeting people and you can branch it from there.
>>719554660if you look like this you don't
>>719550701out of 10!
>>719554660YOU SHOULD BECOME A LANDLORD AND INVITE YOUR TENANTS TO YOUR PLACE TO SMOKE WEEEED AND PLAY BURNOUT RRREVENGE ON PLAYSTATION TWO.
>>719555125What about filling out bellies with DIET soda?
>>719554660Also 33. I gotta be honest, friends are a pain in the ass. I do a few social hobbies (local drawing events/drink and draw, group biking, pickup basketball with a regular group) and I don't like having people come back to my house. Just go out and do things, you don't want people to be up your ass all the time.
>>719554660Be attractive, don't be unattractive, demonstrate eugenic competitive value to the other primates, project sociopathic tendencies indicative of high resource-accumulating capacity, possess long femurs and clavicles, and above all, just be yourself.
>>719545026This is me. I turned 40 in May.
>>719555437nice hair bruh
>>719555294SPLENDID IDEA, THERE IS NO HUMAN ON EARTH WHO WOULD SAY NO TO A BELLY FULL OF DIIIIET SODA!
>>719549464If you live your life judging if something is reddit or not, you probably won't like it, not because the show is reddit but you keep stupid baseless bias in the back of your head at all times
>>719549464It's based because I say so
>>719555640Reddit is used as a pejorative not as a tribal indicator
>>719548862based
>>719545026>I see a man over 25They should be lying dead in a warzone.
>>719551089>>719551015Kino
>>719548669The one on the right has actually made porn look up groobygirls spite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VKazJ-2I8Who was in the wrong here?
>>719555807On what platform?
>>719555812Alan really should have said something, Pim was assumedly robbed before this and Roy was there a whole 20 seconds after he robbed charlie
>>719545026Only seen a single clip from this show and it's a yeti coming into a kitchen or something, talking shit the smashing the wall.
>>719555418>and above all, just be yourself.
>>719551789>lost because he decided to do the right thing instead of caring about himself
>>719545026>>719546376I love Rotoscope Guy.
>>719549478kek gotem. he stopped replying and is now mad he blew his load to a man
>>719556398Well okay but who's the one on the right, surely that's a girl
>>719555418>possess long femurs and claviclesI have a few in my closet. What now?
>>719556549>surely that's a girl
>>719545026I lol'd IRL to that scene. The fact he's rotoscoped just makes it somehow better.
>>719556549>>719555807
>>719556808My b king i meant the left then
>>719555418>just be yourself.Also smile more! :)
>>719556898that's a tranny too you moron
>>719548669>>719555840>>719556549https://www.xvideos.com/video.uofpcmd5882/groobygirls_i_love_rock_and_roll
>>719557004I don't think so. Proof?
whats worth acknowledging
>>719557008Is that really you in the vid? Holy shit not even Batman could get to post something like that
>>719557008absolutely horrid
>>719557052
>>719557008I dont know what I expected
>>719545026Is the joke that this guy is also old as fuck trying to divert attention away from himself?
>>71955178928 and still here?? fuck don't you got a wife? where are your kids at? go pay your mortgage or something lmao
>>719555640This post is peak reddit
>>719556771Yeah same. Rotoscoped and looks weirdly old himself. I like how he shows up in a later episode at Pim's wedding when Pim's fantasizing about marrying Shrimpina.
>>719557197I need proof. Proof and a name.
>>719557231nah he is just ugly
>>719557279He shows up in the Halloween episode toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2u2CiqWsuw
>>719554660those days are behind youno friends, only suffering
>>719556898>getting your left and right mixed upfemanon...
>>719557246no wifeno kidsno houseno future
making friend is so fucking easy you just need to force yourself into their lifeJust talk about something and see if they like itIf it works it worksas long as you do it gradually and make sure you know what they like in order to talk about those things to make them think you're like them
>party member tragically dies out of nowhere
>37>fully paid off house>car>enough money in savings to retire on>no kids>no wife>not even a gfIs it over?
>>719557387Is there porn of the other one or no
>>719557294im not going to waste my time searching for tranny porn for you faggot
>>719557618Yes you are, get back here
>>719557538Damn yall niggas always have a house and millions of dolalrs saved up at 35
>>719557538>37no. the dating pool isn't as rosy at 37, but it still exists and there's delicious cougars coming out of long term relationships in a similar boat to you, who want to find someone asap.get fitget out to places where women areget gfget fuckin'
>>719557538You sound free, you don't have an uterus so you've lost nothing, it would be over if you were female
the ladies love the 30+
>>719549464It's safe edgy, but leaning towards based.
>>719545026I will be 28 on friday bros>
>>719557793me on the bottom right
>>719557246I got my mortage pre approved actually, just put an offer on a house.Now I just need to compenstate for being a virgin for all of my life
>>719548442I dunno I liked Phil Lamarr in Samurai Jack.
>>719554660It's easy if you have a very specific fetish and the slightest ounce of creativity.
>>719558242elaborate
>>719550701Wow!
>>719558238He did it before it was cool
>>719558363He is saying to start transitioning
>>719558363I think he's talking about drawing fetish art for people to make friends or something, and not dressing up in fursuits together. Personally I don't like talking about sex with friends at all, it's awkward.
>>719549464One of the characters goes to Hell and then becomes a devout Christian in later episodes. It's pretty based.
>>719550701No they aren't lmao
>>719557730>delicious cougarsThis part is good>coming out of long term relationshipsThis part not so muchIt's weird having been into milfs as young guy being the same age now. Still find them hot so it works out. But if I want kids someday I'll probably need to go younger. Got to figure it'll take a couple years of dating before that's on the table, so they'll be even older by then.
>>719549464I thought season 1 was pretty funny but 2 was a step down in a lot of ways.
>>719556697beet yourself with them
>>719548669Your standards for imaginary fantasy sex are worse than my actual sex.
>>719558757>has a proof in front of his eyes>"um, no, i don't believe you, haha"fucking kill yourself
>>719558798Make it snappy if you want someone who's at or around 30yo. Fertility drops off steeply at 35.Alternatively if you just want to pass on your genes, you could be a sperm donor
>>719548442>>719550701With that much makeup on how am I supposed to knowThere needs to be laws against this
>>719559053One face blind porn addicted autistic poster claims to have id'd the one. He's wrong and that's not "proof" of anything.
>>719559117You can keep denying it as long as you want, but it won't stop being true.
>>719559117The one on the left is absolutely Spite dog https://x.com/LiquidGoth/status/1957441806435807578
>>719559275Looks more like the one on the right but still nothing like either one.
>>719551089this guy is about to receive Excalibur for sure
>Looks more like the one on the right but still nothing like either one.
>>719559357It is the right one you're right, I got them confused because of this post >>719549478
>>719559520The who is left?
>>719557538Why is Junior Soprano ripped
>>719559620My left or your left
>>719559978He had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>719559620Seems to be a mystery but I did find the original tweet https://x.com/LiquidGoth/status/1429644654840979464
>>719560092I'm afraid without a name for the other one I have to reject your evidence and charge you for the hour
>>719549464>doesn't mention gangstalking Reddithttps://odysee.com/@gangstalking-australia:8/avs-2022902:1
>>719549464yolo is funnier
>>719560658meds
>>719560775AOOOH
>>719555437There's a point where long hair is not cool and you end up looking like you're getting ready to transitionLong hair looks good depending on your hair and your facial features, if you have feminine features but still look like a man or manly enough you can pull it off, if you're too manly looking it looks like shit and if you're too androgynous you look like a tranny, it's a very fine line
>>719548442women with dark hair blue eyes and pale skin owe me sex
