time to get fucked, stud
>>719549963do people ever refer to women "fucking" men and mean vaginalI just think that the woman has a cock every time
>>719549963I'm glad that we may actually get some dark messiah likes.
>>719550080Soulless
>>719549963Xana best girl
>>719550035>hears about having sex with a woman>immediately imagines her with a cockThat's just you being closeted
Sorry miss, I'm sure there is a catch, such as not being able to use this shiny sword with dope stats that I just found after we fuck
>>719550080This looks so soulless. I don't know what it is, but it does. Is it VR or AI-generated? It looks like a fake cinematic gameplay trailer. >>719550209Demon Form is better. It lets you be fast as fuck, gives your life-drain and a long-range tail attack to basically cheese any fight in the game.
>>719550209>his immediate thought is about some phallic-shaped object when super hot girl offers him sexGayI bet you also chose that other bitch that gets eater by the spider or tries to kill you for no reason
>>719549963she looks like a nortubel character
>>719550337Demon form is genuinely worse than other options, though it is fun to use and it gets you the better girl and I'm gonna be playing a mage anyways so don't care about melee options
>>719550408>I bet you also chose that other bitch that gets eater by the spider or tries to kill you for no reasonShe basically tries to murder you for what you are and if you refuse you take a gene-altering vaccinne.>>719550451what the fuck?
>>719549963Why is it called stud anyway? I know its derived from male horses but why specifically the word stud?
>>719550508Why was this recorded on the ps2?
>>719550197I'm bisexual, not closeted.
>>719550508But demon form offers incredibly synergy for a mage character. You get good melee options without investing any skill points.>>719550585It's a male horse, whose job is it to fuck. Humans basically subject Horses to a very tight eugenics program. Only very select horses are bred to create the next generation and which is how we turned horses from these little silly dear-like creatures, who could only pull a chariot, but couldn't be ridden, to proper mountains-of-flesh warhorses, who can carry a man in full plate armor.
>>719550585stud is a common name to label male farm animals whose primary function is to reproduce aka have sex aka breed aka penis in vagina aka the only thing you're worth is for that thick log between your legsshe's objectifying you anon
>>719549963Anyone remember her from the prequel? Like it kinda sad that she gone from a happy, naive succubus to been a standard succubus, especially when she got cucked by an angel
>>719550742You don't need melee, and the health drain on a less-tanky character is riskier than it needs to be. It also lacks the utility of the magic staves which are better melee options suited for a wizard. Demon form also isn't even good melee; it's fairly weak. It's just underbaked
>>719550796>prequelShe was in Heroes 5?
>>719550796Any other iteration of Xana is not canon.>>719550854>it's fairly weak. It's just underbakedIt is underbaked, but the tail attack is amazing. Don't even use the claws, just charge up the tail attack over and over again. Also I have played through the games half a dozen times, but I can never bring myself to betray Xana.Originally your "demon form" was supposed to be used in a level, where you play as Xana and rescue Sareth. That would have been even more kino and would have made Xana even more of a badass fiercly loyal girl.
>time to get fucked, studThe last words I heard before my incurable shortstack addiction...
>>719550928She was in 6 but 6 was a prequel set before the forming the dynasty that rule 5. Basically the family have 5 siblings who became the player characters for each of the factions in the game. The sibling who is the PC for Inferno has her as guide.
>>719549963I wish anons lookee liked that and ride me
>>719549963>time to get fucked, studnu-/vee/ doesn't even recognize this quote
>>719551118Ah I see, I never played 6 but that's interesting that the Hungarians tied her into the story
Did CoC2 ever become good?
>>719551095>>719551172These are just the words of a wild goblin weaker than you
>>719551095I read that as incurable soundtrack addiction
>>719551364Only if you like character drama, queer-coded polyamory and fan-fiction-tier characters. And of course every second girl being a futa (transsexual).
>>719551718It's really terrible, I have so much storage set aside for all these FLAC asmr files
>>719550742>mountains-of-flesh warhorsesMedieval warhorses were quite a bit smaller than modern horses, around 1.3m withers height. Smaller horses were more practical, too, because knights often needed to get on and off the horse fast.
>>719551795Don't even remind me of my lossless phase bro
>>719550035>I just think that the woman has a cock every timeTop based.
I can't even launch this game on my new PC, instantly closes out as soon as I press play. Fucking shame, dark Messiah is God tier, is there a fix that won't take me all afternoon?
Tamani turned me into a breeding fetishist
>>719551918>Medieval warhorses were quite a bit smaller than modern horses, around 1.3m withers height. Smaller horses were more practical, too, because knights often needed to get on and off the horse fast.I was thinking of that horse breed, which apparentely died out a hundred years ago or so, but which was apparantely a huge monster. It probably would not have been that succesful, but anyway.
>>719551924How big did your folder get?
>>719552332This happens to me if I have a controller plugged in, any sort of gamepad on the flash/more recent application.
>you get a gobbo wife(she loves you)>but she has to be with you at all timesDo you accept?
>>719549963Don't mind if I do!
Was dad based?
>>719552415There are Percherons and Shire horses, both of which tend to be absolute fuckhuge units. But these are still around. Still, warhorses were generally well-muscled, calm, and also deliberately trained to stomp people, but also just only tiny touch taller than ponies. Then again, people were also shorter back then. t. equine trainer family
>>719552435I filled four 2tb hard drives3 of them were only metal (primarily black and death, with some thrash, speed, doom etc) and every band's discography was tagged autistically with correct title capitalization for the language used, 500x500 png album covers, label numbers, edition and other various info
>years upon years ago someone uploaded a leanna model to Gmod and in its slider settings you could make it nude and it was fully texturedI think thats when I started to have a thing for blonds
>>719552956jesus christ how horrifying
>>719552956Damn settle down Justin
Gobbos deserve octuplet correction
>>719552415you're thinking destriers, which were cream of the crop for warhorses but rare and expensive.they were big guys but still not as big as a modern draft horse.
>>719550080>UE5>Pre rendered cinematicyep, it's going to be shit
>>719553670>ue badbrainlet
Daily reminder that Leanna hates youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoxXKWrEAs
>>719550035Yes, the overwhelming majority of men are heterosexual and, upon hearing a woman say she intends to fuck them, their penis entering her vagina is the first thing they think of. Futa is shit and you are mentally ill.
>>719550080Atleast this looks like a real game https://youtu.be/m1A8rnf9Tmk?t=65
>>719553810lmaothat's just women in general tho, if xana was there instead to trip on a table like a dumbass, she'd hate me too
>>719553827>upon hearing a woman say she intends to fuck them, their penis entering her vagina is the first thing they think of.that's what i think about when i fap to futa, too.
how big is her penis?
>>719550035look up amazon position sex
>>719553827Asshat hands typed your post.>>719554106Based hands typed your post.
>>719554081No, she would pretend to be more hurt than she is and playfully ask Sareth to carry her. If Sareth gave a single hint of being annoyed by this, she would immideately stop and be up on her feet again.
>>719550035>I fucked Ted.
>>719550080why did millennials fall for the prerender cutscene meme so hard back in the days?
>>719550138>ywn use her horns like a pair of handlebarswhy even live
>>719553810what a clumsy bitch
>>719549963y-you too...
>>719555017Yes, millennials genuinely thought this shit was real:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4HNmuEAKg
>>719550408>his immediate thought is about a man>a man choosing a sword to rape a womanyou are gay for him and want to be raped instead
>>719550524I saved her so I could kill her myself at the moment she feels most betrayed
>>719550080This game does not exist. Cool video tho.
>>719550035I dated a girl who said she wanted to fuck my face every time she facesat me. made me diamonds every time
>>719556434Being topped by a woman is gayer than sucking dick
>>719556487you've never been with any woman though anon, your uncle molesting you doesnt count
>>719556586Nice projection
>>719556487>>719556659
>>719553703go back to plugging in your blueprint boxes, pajeet
There is a CRIMINALLY small amount on Xana porn in existence. Absolutely tragic state of affairs.
>>719550138enhance
>>719552415>come and neigh that to my face!
>>719556939consider making the pivot over to "Intense bloodthirsty succubus"
>>719556939Take the VaMpill and be the change that the world needs.
>>719557703I have absolutely zero artistic talent nor the drive to develop it.
>>719556939Because there's no decent model of her for Blender, she was before its time, sadly.If this game got released now? Chances are you'd see dozens, if not hundreds of videos and pictures.
>>719557385If you turn those into horse-girls, they'd probably look like hyper roided out bitches, kek
>>719558680https://smutba.se/project/61fbb889-0697-4941-a6cc-e5702458d1b1/
HEY PAL
Is the game actually good and fun, or is it nothing more than succposting? Haven't played it yet.
>>719559607go back underage
you learned that a video game made by a full team, with real financial resources has a plot revolving around a succubus and gameplay that is universally praised and you haven't played it?
>>719550138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719550035yes, considering I'm not a homosexualI think of cowgirl, with the energy of the great gianna michaels peace be upon her
>>719556939>>719558320Then commission some
>>719561567You mean, AI generate some. No one should pay for artcels anymore.
The coolest part about Dark Messiah is that if you choose the evil ending there's no last minute betrayal by your evil dad to like sacrifice you, or you backstabbing him to rule alone or anything. You just go back to your dad and you two have some father-son bonding time by taking over the world together.
>>719562540does not mean he doesn't betray you later onhe looks sus, I wouldn't trust himeven Xana says the same
>>719562667Xana only says that cuz dad had to smack her around a bit to get her to behave.
>>719549963>"villains" who did nothing wrong
>>719549963thought that was Pharah futa by the thumbnail... ugh...
>>719556487What an absolute faggot you are.
>>719553430guh>>719552956based, but the real check question is how do you handle non proper nouns?>Hymn For The Wretchedor>Hymn for the Wretched?
>>719563240me too. Retvrn to form...YWAS8Y
>>719563374what does that mean
>>719553703I'm not a 4chan le contrarian, and I know UE5 is goyslop. The lighting always looks plastic and not-dynamic, it also doesn't lend itself to good game systems. It seems game systems in UE5 games are basic.
She's a succubus, she doesn't love anyone. She clings to the being with the most potential. If some more powerful demon lord arrived, she wouldn't spend a second deciding if she should betray you or not.
>>719553827>a woman say she intends to fuck themlong time sex haver here. if a woman ever tells you anything other than "I want you to fuck me" you have lost the game and you are seen as the beta cuck that you are in her eyes.
>Kill the holy girl while she's webbed up>Never use demon form because it sucks balls>Just kick fuckers or stab them with earthfire swordNow THAT'S a gaming!
>>719563363>>Hymn for the Wretchedcorrect one here, although I don't think those are called non proper nouns, but adpositions and articles (esl doe so I might be wrong)metallum is mostly correct when you want to double checkdiscogs likes to capitalize everything which is cancer but it usually has scans of the back covers of physical albums which feature the song titles as the band formatted them
>>719563734This isn't warhammer fantasy, this is Ubisoft's Might and Magic. Demons are just magical humans created by dragon Urgash, who are warring against regular ass humans created by this other dragon the name of whom I forgot.
>>719563734Newfag, if you knew anything you would know the devs literally said that xana loves you and that she doesn't lie ever.
>>719552956Same nigga, but with German military marching songs. But I went out of my way and separated them into collections, and made a 1000x1000 album covers copying Prussian and Austrian regimental flags.I may have 50 to 60 hours of marching music on my phone that I listen to occasionally.
>>719550785Which isn't so bad, but I still don't understand what she wants out of it. Am I supposed to fuck back? Be an inexhaustible meat dildo? Is she trying to get ME off? Cowgirl is overrated.
>>719564476>Am I supposed to fuck back? Be an inexhaustible meat dildo? Is she trying to get ME off?All of these I guess.
>>719564538Pft. Women.
>>719564692Stop posting, Leon.
>>719563274Not as gay as having a bitch sit on my face.
>>719563424sorry I typed the captcha in the text box
>>719553827based and true
>>719563964But you're forgetting another part of the thing... band naming... some bands do all lowercase names or something like Hymn For The Wretched on their official disc book could be considered "canon" and correct as well
>>719549963Annoying character. Talks too damn much. Anytime I play the game I always get rid of her.
>>719564867A woman sitting on a man's face isn't gay at all homo, your aversion to it is downright peculiar
>>719564803no way, fag
>>719565636I usually stuck to the rules of English grammar, unless there were some very extreme cases which I can't really think ofwell an example is 1 artist from the Hotline Miami 2 ost that was called IamthekidyouknowwhatimeanI kept dumb shit like this stylizedor >Septic Flesh / Septicflesh>Axis of Perdition / The Axis of Perditionif a band had slight changes in their name throughout their career, I individually determined which one they used during the release of each album and tagged each album separatelyas for naming the band's folder itself containing all albums, I always went for their current name to keep up with their upcoming releases easier
>>719549963its a shame this game didnt become the standard for first person combat. then again the average retard today genuinely cannot into first person in general.
I always give myself like 15 Skill points throughout the game because I feel they're way too stingy with them. Then again I mostly like playing as a wizard which is very skill point reliant.
>>719563919Anon obviously meant "she says she's going to have sex with you" not that she's going to put on a strap-on, you fucking spaz.
