Would you still play it if Alyx Vance had weight issues?
>>719560247Fat women are as unattractive to men as awkward incels are to women. Fat gives us the ick.
>>719560480So you wouldn't play?
>sprint is deactivated
>>719560247How big?
>>719561254250-300 pounds.
>hold on, i need to catch my breath gordon!
>>719560247i've never thought alyx was pretty but zoey and chell are perfect
>gordon, this is dog
>>719561689very funny post
>>719561689kek
>>719561689
I doubt its even possible to become fat in the half life 2 setting
>>719561689mmmmmhehheh
>>719561689Air came out of my nostrils, kinda funny post
>>719564141Eli used the collective knowledge and resources of the black mesa scientists to feed his daughter so she would be prepped for gordon
>>719564141It's because of all that high-calorie vortigaunt cooking
>>719560247Can I use her for physics puzzles?
>>719564141it would be like a fat holocaust survivor lol
>>719567586>sits on the seesaw "don't worry gordon, i got this">tanks melee attacks>devs don't have to animate her doing fancy kicks, shoves, and ducking attacks
>>719564141>He didnt find the Aperture Science Nutrient Enrichment Center or The Aperture Science Adipose Amplification RifleNever Gonna Make It!
>shoot energy ball at alyx>bank ricochet shots out of her
>use gravity gun on alyx>i get moved
>>719567802I love fat robots
>>719568105how would fat robots work though?
>>719567743>Devs had to spend extra 3 months getting all 356 of her jigglebones correct>"Newell-San please... Does she have to be this big!?">"She must be relatable to the gamers."
>>719568105Yes.>>719568172Energy Expansion Modules hidden under synthflesh.
With how slow she moves and falls in her own game, there is definitely something wrong with her gravitationally speaking
>>719560480>the ickAre you three?
While I like large women, it wouldn't work in Half-Life 2 where humanity is under draconian rule and fed such exciting flavors of rations like "Water", she wouldn't have the excess needed to facilitate weight gain. Plus, she's very active running around the city avoiding Civil Protection, so there's even less likely a reason for her to be overweight instead of the lean runner physique she has in the game.
>>719568301Experiment went wrong. Kleiner tried making a micro black hole for energy purposes but ended up generating it inside of Alyx.
>>719568396What if she drank all of the water? All of of it. All at once.
>>719568531Hyponatremia?
>719560480>>>>>Us
>>719568531she would survive due to plot armor
>>719568591Kleiner invented cure for it.
>cant fit her in the teleporter
>"did it work?">"see for yourself">camera on eli's end gets knocked into the floor
>>719568679Vomiting from exceeding the capacity of her stomach.>Cork herStomach rupture, sepsis, and death.
>>719568726>Custom made rebel dropship cobbled out of spare parts to airlift her.
>>719568825Kleiner invented Instantaneous osmosis pills.
>>719568947As water lacks calories, she would just take a wicked huge piss and sweat a lot.
>>719569014Kleiner invented caloric water.
>>719560247Only if Alyx looked like pic related
Why is that picture saved on your device?
>>719569218Masturbation.
>>719569134I like her quake ranger helmet... and her big sexual body.
>>719560247>Gordon dies in Nova Prospekt because her fat ass barely fit the Combine teleporter
>>719568062>Use the supercharged gravity gun>Get sent flying into the stratosphere>Last thing I see is Alyx still visible from orbit
>>719561689Lmao, Gaben must have one of those
>>719568185Based Gaben
Instead of dynamic moss, they should've tried for dynamic gaining
I don't replay hl2 because it's bad, does nobody remember the final boss fight vs 2 weight issues alyx vance's?
>>719570196>entire final fight is on a timer because the teleporter area is filing up with unknown noxious particles coming out of Alyx asshole
HL3 will have an older more mature and experienced AlyxA big plot point of half life 3 is that Alyx was chosen by the G Man to work hand in hand with the freeman in the end of AlyxShe got sent back in time to be able to train and prepare for his return so she can be a much more helpful ally to allow Gordon freeman to do things he wouldn’t have been able to himself Paradox stuff just made it look like she went missing to Eli and Gordon Freeman but in reality she’s been training and getting preparations ready for the last 30-40 years for what needs to be done in HL3.Alyx basically caused HL2E3 to never happen and changed the outcome of HL2E2’s ending due to time travel stuff
>>719561324>Welcome to Half-Life 3, after 250-300 pounds hopefully it will be worth the weight
>>719561689>entire game is a vehicle section
>>719560247>Episode 2 keep teasing you with a car>finally reach the vehicle>Alyx sit on the passenger seat>car suspension instantly gave out and you're forced to go on foot
>>719560247What if she was a blueberry?
>>719570640gay
>>719571057I'd still be turned on but not as much.
>>719560247Yes in fact I would play it with an erection
>>719560247BBW and weight gain fetish is top tier. As a feedee I'm a huge fan of architects. They squeeze my tummy so much I love it.
>>719570978>Car keeps getting flipped onto from her girth tipping it onto her side>Alyx is stuck inside so you have to keep the car and unflip it with the gravity gun constantly until u get to white forest and get her unstuck
>>719571518>FeedeeProve it.
https://files.catbox.moe/4fuake.mp4Who was in the wrong here?
>>719571740We dont have enough context for whether she was persuaded at first or if she just gave into greed.
>What do you get when you guzzle down SHIT
>>719571740I hate that this is the sort of skit that would've given me a boner on a kids show or something
>>719571905I dont know, what do you get?
>>719571936>Eating as much as an elephant SHITS
>>719571931No kidding.
>>719572085Ah the days of seeing something on TV and wanting to rewatch it multiple times on YouTube.
>>719570640>Middle aged/Granny AlyxHow would that help Gordon at all
>>719571740hot
That picture is gross
>>719571740how can mfers do something like this in veo when I can't even get a coherent 10 second video of fucking anything coherent even with a picture reference?
>>719560646Correct, I wouldn't play unless she had little to no screen time.
>>719571057Yeah, what if she was a big blue ball? Someone ought to make a mod for that
>>719560480>uslol, lmao
>>719560247I mean, is the game not changed beyond that? If so sure. Would be weird for a land whale to be hitting on you at sparse points around the campaign but Alyx really isn't a main component in the gameplay for most of it excluding the two episodes. And in the episodes that would just make her a larger target to avoid and more prone to blocking your flashlight.
>>719560480This. Women who are old or women who are fat are repulsive to men
>>719575904This anon gets it.
>>719575906To a majority yeah, but the amount of guys into women 30-50 and who are fatter is still an absolute shitload.
