Origin Shadowheart is THE main character of BG3
no its the bear
>>719564713Made for Halsin
>>719564713No, it's Durge's redemption path that is canon
>>719564713
>>719565137Larian can't write for shit so this might actually be true
>>719565197astarion would be a good waifu if he was a girl, why is he a faggot
>>719564713kissing leglocking nakadashi shadowwife
>>719564713The fact that there's so much art of her where she's shaved is so disappointing. She literally canonically has a bush.
Shadowqt.
>>719564713Gale is the canon MC. Shart is canon mc's girlfriend.
>>719564780wish i could find those threads again. the bear that buckbroke /v/
>>719565441Wyll would be a god tier waifu if he was genderswapped. Karlach would be popular with chicks if he was a bara hell warrior.
>>719564713Then you rarely hear her voice. Better to play Wyll since his VA is dogshit.
>>719565603>>719565723www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524
>>719565874SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SUCCUBUS CUMDUMPSTER CUM DRAINER SEX SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UOOOOOOOH SEXXXXXX
>>719565810How much is Sony paying you? I can give them their money's worth with interest if they'd have me.
>>719566050i deserve a gf that looks like this and acts like this and says this
>>719565842every companion would be better if gender swapped (except maybe Gale), that's how retarded the devs are
>>719565842>Karlachalready popular with dykes
Shadowbush.
>>719566367never post this cursed divorced middleaged white woman karen mom shadowheart image again
Surge is protagonist, he then impregnates Shadowheart and lives with her happily somewhere far from Baldurs Gate. The end
>>719567262Durge*
>>719564713more like shadowHOT
>>719567262'urge is incapable of happiness 'beit, she's for (I) Tav 'oe
To any Sony executive in this Discord raid, I can can help you save money. I know how psyops work and I know that the people you hired are a money sink. If it's a case of blackmail and they threaten to use their connections to kill you, your friends, family, and affiliates, I still got you covered.
>>719567391holy obsessed with shadowcute sisters posting shadowcute
>>719566296
>>719565842>muh fathergenderswapped wyll sounds like a cliche water sandwich female character. I lost count of female characters whose writing wraps around their father or family member and whatever.
>>719564713It's Wyll. He's the typical blank slate RPG protagonist.
>>719567373Durge gets resurrected by Wither and clears of Bhaal blood. Tav is just Durge without that to make whiny babies stop crying, there’s no Tav, only durge
>>719567538he's black, black peepo are always side characters
>>719564713>in beta you could play ONLY durge>people think protagonist is someone elselol, lmao
>>719567637
>>719567707i would cum so fast
Sex with the pouty elfThreesome with the pouty elf and the evil drowBeing squeezed between the pouty elf and evil drow as they pump up to exploding with whipped cream
>>719567471I didn't want it to end up this way. I hate what I've become. Why did you constantly antagonize people that want to be left alone?
>>719565115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719564713>Heavily involved in the main plotDurgeLae'zelGale>Has a minor connectionShadowheartKarlach>Has barely any connectionWyll>Has noneAstarionTavDurge is the obvious main character.
>>719568045me asking shadowheart to order pizza on the phone again because i dont like talking on the phone
>>719568025>wants to be left alone>goes into thread to be antagonized
lost so much sperm on this bitchdidn't play her game though and probably never will
No reason to play it. It's an awful chinese astroturf
>>719568250you cant do that
Any worthwhile sex mod with her?
>>719568302and who's going to stop me
>>719568302You literally canNot that anon but I've imagined all sorts of lewd scenarios with the BG3 girls and I doubt I'll ever play the game (I'm not interested in turn based RPGs)
>>719568250>devs added option to hug Shadowheart at any time you had conversation with her(after you progressed in her romance enough)>disabled itAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719564713why is she pouting
>>719568495No more orgies with cave hobbits
>entire thread is chinese bot replieshey china: dont use the LoL color scheme for every game you shadowfund
>>719568495chuddette rage
Two questionsCan I enjoy BG3 if I've never played 1 and 2 and without any knowledge whatsoever about the series?Is it true you can kill companions as you please? If so, how easy is it to kill Shadowheart?
Halsin hits round 2 with Shadowheart, churning that goodberry pie he already left in her into a frothy goodberry porridge. Tav sits nearby rocking back and forth, squealing in anticipation, ready to slurp it down eagerly, though still a bit queasy from all he's ingested so far today.Breathing heavy from the exertion, the archdruid Halsin dismounts Shadowheart and steps aside, revealing the sticky mess he left in her, dripping out slowly.Tav is still feeling unwell from the previous batches, so starts backing away. "Oh, you aren't quitting now, are you?" Shadowheart teases, casting Command: Eat.The rich, sweet taste of goodberry and the musky scent of Halsin's thick balls mingle into an intoxicating blend in Shadowheart's warm damp Grove.The mixture has a presence that infiltrates Tav's very pores. It will be a long time before its traces will fully disappear from around his face.>"mmffnghhmm yes good mmmm goodberry good" Tav mumbles.
>>719564713Durge is canon tav, he is directly linked to the antagonists.
>>719568631>how easy is it to kill shadowheartliterally no straight man would ever, what's the point of even playing the game then? might as well delete it and move on
>>719568631>how easy is it to kill Shadowheart?why would you even want to do that?
>>719568631>Can I enjoy BG3 if I've never played 1 and 2 and without any knowledge whatsoever about the series?Yes.>Is it true you can kill companions as you please?Yes.> If so, how easy is it to kill Shadowheart?Just attack her.
>>719568375
>>719568642>I'm not cuck, here, I will write cuckporn to prove how much not a cuckold I am
>>719567519Most peoples lives wrap around their family and social obligations. Big surprise. No one cares if an archetype has been done before if it's done well.
>>719568631>Can I enjoy BG3 if I've never played 1 and 2 and without any knowledge whatsoever about the series?yes.But the gameplay is kind of mid. It's a fairly strict interpretation of 5e which is gay. you have to like the world/story/characters/interactions to really enjoy it.
>>719568631yesyesyou can attack her at any moment or just leave her to die in the illithid pod she's stuck in during the prologue
>>719566475>with dykesTrannies like Karlach. Dykes like Shadowheart because she's manipulative and Lae'zel because she tries to beat them up.
>>719566050>>719568045wait a minute, that mace..
>>719568903>or just leave her to die in the illithid pod she's stuck in during the prologueShe shows up close to the beach if you do that, she somehow killed an Intellect Devourer and is trying to get into the ruins. If you don't recruit her there she'll show up at the Grove, if you don't recruit her there then she'll show up by the Goblin Camp, where you'll either recruit or attack her.You can obviously just kill her at any point anyway.
>>719568913>Shadowheart because she's manipulativeBut she never manipulates you, unless you mean she doesn't instantly tell you who she is, her Patron god and what is her mission
>>719568695>>719568731I simply don't like her. Too whorish for my tastes.>>719568774>>719568860>>719568903Cool. Thanks.
>>719564713BUILT to be humiliated, abused and degraded by her girlfriend Lae'zel
>>719569102Shadowheart is loyal, cute, and trad albeit. She wants to live on a farm in a forest cottage and have a lot of babies with her husband. Not her fault that da joos brainwashed her to follow Shar and have sex with purple trannies and bears
>>719569083For women, not instantly being told everything important about a person within the first five minutes of meeting makes them emotionally abusive.
>>719569217I don't care. The constant fellating her fans give her is insufferable and her character annoys me. She's never going to be a member of my party.
>>719569414you contrarian fags always make me laugh>people like [thing]? I HATE [thing]!despite you knowing absolutely nothing about [thing]. Learn to live your own life lol.
>>719569414ok anon, ill cherish and love and protect shadowheart while you enjoy laezel, minthara or karlach, mayhaps even gale, wyll and astarion if you are of queer persuasion hehe
>Being a Sharran is a secret>Wears Sharran armour with Sharran symbolsThis annoys me to no end.
>>719568631It's honestly better if you go in completely blind.The company that owns the setting absolutely despises the original two games, and sabotaged most of what they created out of sheer spite about 5 years before BG3 was made.
>>719569513He doesn't care. He's a janny paid to advertise for tencent.Pic has been completely debunked. Never ascribe to autism what can be ascribed to a dying website desperate for money.
>>719569782>see autistic cute half-elf girl that's constantly with a resting dorky bitch face wearing a blatant sharran armour with sharran symbols>option 1: think it's an obvious sharran agent and kill her on the spot>option 2: think its a dorky immature girl larping and let her have funwhat would peepo do?
>>719569902>Pic has been completely debunked>By me>Because I said so>Despite the trend being obvious
>>719564713Guh, I look like this
>>719569858>The company that owns the setting absolutely despises the settingFTFYThe only reason the FR are still supported is Ed Greenwood's pull.
Shadowheart should have been a werewolf
>>719570148Be gone, troon.
>>719567342It's funny how that chick's agency unironically posts her here. Fucking payment pyramid scammer
>>719570148Please be my cis afab half-elf goth princess gf
>>719570102anon, he's talking to himself because everyone is ignoring his other posts, and people tend to reply to bait more often if somebody else has already broken the ice.Just ignore it. It won't go away, but it will at least be funny to see him impotently seething for as long as the thread stays up.
>want to romance shadowheart>doing so makes you a cuck at worse, a Schrodinger's cuck at bestWhy...
>>719570241>eurotrashoff the fuck with you back to Marios, imbecile. Or Cowadooties, one or the other.
>>719570396Europe legitimately cannot make a good game. They used china to falsely market it as a success with bots.
>>719570391>a Schrodinger's cuck at bestwhat
>>719570391you keep using that word but i dont think you know what it means
>>719569414>and her character annoys me.What's her character?
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cuckElaborate
>he forgot to turn off the botpost scriptoh nonononono
EuroGODS won THOUGH
>>719570367You're right, Cheezus
>>719570228yeah I don't get why they explicitly say she isn't one
>>719570458You're legitimately a fucking retard.Generations of dumbass manchildren raised on shit. That's why all good IP gfoes to shit. Publishers want to broaden the audience i.e. cater to cretins that have no buissness playing video games.Again- off to Madden or Roblox with you.
Shart does look like an eurotrash girl
>>719570478Shadowheart, the girl from a cult of lies, manipulation, and evil, is not a pure wholesome waifu and had sex before you, and shows interest in Halsin, sometimes, if you run them both in a party together. And she won't let you fuck the drow prostitute until after you've had your first time, at which point she is welcome to join, she also says she's okay with you fucking Mizora but wish you asked first because it's not an exclusive thing between you two yet
>>719570478>>719570497I remember reading there is a flirt dialog she may have with Halsin about swimming naked or something like that. The possibility for her to imply she is fine with cucking you is always there
If Shadowheart was real she'd be fatter
>>719570391>a Schrodinger's cuckThe fact that this is in your vocab pretty much makes you a cuck no matter what you do. You have a cuck mindset.
>>719570662Not dysgenic/ass not fat enough for you brownkins?
>>719570667Shadow weave though
>>719570708I think she'd looky like a of girl named babybloo, and she'd have hairy armpits and a hairy bush like her. Sexo
>>719570708
>>719569782>>719570001she's wearing it because, presumably, everyone on the mission was wearing matching shar armor. what is dumb is none of the druids recognize it
>>719570621>poorly implemented 5e>good IPlmfao never call anyone a retard, retard. keep spamming the board with rule violations. you just can't help giving yourself away as a janny, a janny goon, or an ad affiliate breaking rules like crazy because these are ads.
SHart woulda been a perfectly fine romance if she just didn't share a writer with Halsin pushing his fetish.
>>719570148>Guh, I look like this
>>719570391Shadowheart and Astarion both suffer from being the default, which means they're up for absolutely everything due to having to cater to everyone.The flip side is that, with shadowheart at least, she's only into what you're into.
>>719564713Not really. All things considered, Lae'Zel's the only character who has any relevance to the main story.Everyone else's story is self-contained and ignorable.
>>719570853You're free to go back to your North American nigger queer simulators, oxygen thief.
>>719570867He should have doubled down and made shart fall in love and fuck actual wolves and get knocked up from that.As an offering to Selune.
>>719570867I just treat it as her being flirty with everyone and having fucked ideas of what a relationship means since she was in shar globohomo sex cult for so long, but if you tell her no she listens, you can also simply just kill halsin on sight, or never interact with him or bring him in your party
>>719564713kino
>>719571036Use him to cure the shadow curse then just let him sit in camp, never talk to him again. He has nothing to say in the city anyway, he's a druid. Also Halsin isn't an elf that turns into a bear, he's a bear that turns into an elf, they put the cut werewolf bard stuff into him and made him a bear first
>>719568495She's annoyed at not being filled with whipped cream
>>719570867Pretty much. Was clearly intended to be the vanilla romance option, and pretty much was until Act 3 when honestly most of the character authors just felt like they were sneaking in random bullshit they wanted.
>>719570979Except she's always into Halsin and always into poly. If we are to take her (and the other companions in the game) as fully fleshed out, believable characters, part of that is what they're attracted to or into. And SHart is into Halsin and poly. Just like Wyll is into waiting till marriage, just like Lae'zel is into rough stuff and repulsed by sharing, just like Halsin isn't into monogamy.
>>719571193Turn over fuck attack
>>719570708Bigger
>>719571036She flirts with everyone yes, but she basically lifts her butt and starts rubbing on halsin like a bitch in heat during act 2, to the point that halsin has to tell her to fuck off, only for her to correct him to fuck her. She's like a horny teen out of control for him probably because she's into meat slabs and has severe daddy issues.
>>719571232Shart is into the player. If the player wants Poly shart wants poly. If the player wants monogamy Shart wants monogamy. She's a pickme girl.
>>719564713No, she is my wife.
>>719571232Shart never initiates it, she just follows your lead.That one poster with a cuck fetish gets his images by playing her as an origin character, if you're curious.
>>719571302Halsin was mostly added to please the few fags and femcels that were shitposting and lustposting about him on discord, and the average larian big chungus quirky writer thought it'd make most sense for shadowheart from shar to be into poly and threesomes with him. I don't really care, I just see it as her being brainwashed, considering no attractive human would ever think Halsin's pug face or Karlach's reddit character would ever be attractive. Thankfully aside from like 2 scenes you never have to see that quirky shit.
>>719565441>mortally unhinged vampire goth girl with goody toe shoes robin hood Tav god fucking damnit
>>719568631I’ve never killed a companion but you can tell them to gtfo pretty easily. Never played 1 nor 2 but really enjoyed 3.
>>719571579astaria needs me to fix her and save her and i can do it, i'll be astaria's top guy, she needs me
>>719571505Anon it's not about muh Poly or whatever. She has a huge oneitis on halsin and will manhandle him and his meaty 10 str body unless stopped.
I didn't like any of the companions and not one of them I trusted. Everyone constantly and loudly always claimed how much my character doesn't matter and they'll do whatever they want. How is that a companion?
>>719571579>Ascended Astaria going full Dommy Mommy Yandere
>>719571735Anon, get your hand off your dick when you post. You're going to get pubes in your keyboard.
>>719571735didnt play the game award, pornbrained 45yo man award
>>719571735At this point I'm not sure if you're a nogames that latched on to a literal cuck fetishist who played as a woman to get screencaps and lie about the game, or if you actually are him trying to be covert for once.
>>719568631>If so, how easy is it to kill Shadowheart?Absurdly easily. You can just ignore her to die in the prologue, and you can just kill her immediately after the prologue when you find her unconscious.
>>719571671I'd let Astaria kill me when she tries to feed on me and reload
>>719571193sauce
>>719571793I fucking love AI, fuuuuck.
>>719572334Yeah, it's fun
>>719565842>Wyll would be a god tier waifu if he was genderswapped>Shy awkward girl with daddy issue and a psycho ex lesbian girlfriend.Yeah, I guess I can see that.
>>719572140The fuck are you talking about? I'm not interested in thread celebrities, i'm talking about How much of a bratty bitch shart is towards halsin in act 2
>>719572217https://imgur.com/qQ2OIVB
>2 druid 10 life cleric Shadowheart + 2 paladin 10 bladesinger redeemed durge MC abusing the fuck out of reverberation and radiant orbsHoly shit this is so hilariously broken
>>719572460dead link
>>719572513I typically don't multiclass. What does lvl 2 druid have that's worth the dip?
>>719572685Big Bhaalspawn Cock
>>719572685me in the back
>>719572580Star Druid gets 3 starry forms. One of them gives you a bonus action dragon breath that deals radiant damage PLUS makes your concentration nearly unbreakable. For a radiant orb build this is one of the best dips, you get radiant aoe for free every turn. If i wasn't for aoe heals to proc item bonuses that give the entire party permanent no concentration blade ward + bless, i would probably drop cleric entirely and go full druid, but alas.
>>719572538Then I guess that dogshit page shadowfilters content, I'm not gonna post it here. Search the web for r34 BG3, since jannies are troon fucking idiots and ban for posting it directly.
>>719572751Durge is meant for Minthara
>>719572823Personally I don't get the hype. She's like the ugliest Drow in the game sans that one chick in the tower selling bottles of piss
>>719572786use catbox nigga
>>719572513>"build" is good at level 12Faggotry. Everything is good at level 12.
Omg Balders Gayte 3 is just so bussin on god fr fr bruh I just think it's so quirky and the vibes are on cap bussin bussin fr fr hyuh hyuh we love it don't we /v/ros hyuh bussin
>>719572773Neato. People disparage the game since 5e is so simple but the item synergies are pretty good and let you do some over the top stuff.
>>719571716threads that aged like milk award
>>719572901
>>719573016It's board culture bruh go back to gay town!
>>719572873post her I forgo who she looked like
>>719572901zoomerGODS won europeanGODS won shadowheartGODS won BG3 WON larian WON you LOST (You) specifically anon lost geg
Shadowheart is a dumb bitch and I really truly don't understand why people simp over her so much. Beginner blindness?At first, Shadowheart seems good, but later you realize she's not good and also dumb. At first, Lae'zel seems like a dumb bitch but later you realize she's actually the best girl.Coincidence?
>>719565810fun times
>>719564769why did i get a half chub reading this post???
>>719572886https://files.catbox.moe/b0ckpj.jpg
>>719573178Shart reminds me of girls irl who trauma dump and only talk about themselves especially when I romanced her >MUH LADDDY SHAAAAAARRRR like shut the fuck up and show me your shadow titties
>>719572895What are you even babbling about retardReverb and radiant orb builds come online the second you get into the underdark, it's literally a matter of grabbing phalar aluve, radiant chestplate and boots from the ilithid trader>>719572961Yeah the itemization is what truly makes BG3 shineAnother way of doing the same build is dedicating 1 level to a wizard and giving a 17 int headband to Shadowheart so she can scribe and use 4 wizard spells, this makes her an ultimate support swiss knife.
>>719564713ugly and repulsive whore
Shadowheart is so hot I want a wife as hot as her or maybe an ai but physical wife based off her
>>719564713Shart love!
>>719573339>
>>719564713goth bitch
>>719565810honestly the ones that broke were the antis, when BG3 started breaking records and continually player numbers went up every day of the week it was fun as fuck mindbreaking so many seething posters hoping for a tortanic. the smug shadowheart emoji came in so handy. i still cant believe how much of a success bg3 came to be, feels unreal that it's nowadays just commonly accepted in contention for the greatest video game of all time
>>719572513>multiclassingyou didn't beat the game
>>719565441Astaria loli
>>719573573It's not my issue solo classes are dreadfully fucking boring in this game. It's not pathfinder where you get thematically sick as fuck capstones.
>>719573131HYUH BUSSIN FR FR
>>719573542shadowbutt grinding on my lap NOW
>>719564713durge is a main character of bg3, cuck
CHARNAME vs Tav vs Durge vs Kalach-cha who clears????
>>719573542That mole on her left buttcheek is so erotic...
>>719573735unc... aint no one know who those mfs are bruh
>>719570708This shadowheart cosplayer is hot as fuck I wish I had an ai but physical wife based off her.
>>719573121I don't have a pic. Just imagine the mutt meme but painted Drow colors and that's her. Minthara has an alright face I just think her complexion is trash.If I was a Drow and had a purple child I'd kill it.
>>719573908im trans btw not sure if that matters
>>719573971what a strange thing to say
>>719571735>Follow the cuck route>A route that only exists if you ACTIVELY PERSUE IT>"OMG I'M GETTING KEKED!"
>>719574042motorboating shadowtits
>>719574042She’s hot pls tell God I’d like either a hot AI but physical wife like that shadowheart cosplayer or a sentient wife as hot as that cosplayer
swen won though
>>719564713How does the story accommodate for not having another character help her realize her god is a fuckin psychopath
>>719574042sex
>>719574548its (You)r job to save her anon, she needs you
>>719574042>that hint of bush peeking outsexo
>>719564713thats bad
>>719564713ShadowSex with ShadowHeart!
>MC tierDurgeLae'zel>Sidekick tierShadowheart KarlachWyll>Hero of another story tierGale>Wrong place at the wrong time tierAstarionTav
>>719568631>Can I enjoy BG3 if I've never played 1 and 2 and without any knowledge whatsoever about the series?Yes. I did that. Im on my 6th playthrough now. Be careful>Is it true you can kill companions as you please? Yes, you can. There may be consequences.>If so, how easy is it to kill Shadowheart?You aren't the only character interested in killing her. You can kill her 5 minutes in the game, too. She's one of the first characters you meet.
>>719573564who wouldve guessed that bear fucking out of all things was the best marketing tool larian ever had
>>719570391This doesn't happen in the game. I don't even know what you have to do to trigger it.
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cuckSounds like cuckoldry lives in your mind rent free.
>>719565441Any good genderswap mods I need the vampussy
>>719575658i think it was bound to succeed no matter what, but it was the perfect storm, it had hot waifubait like shadowheart and husbandobait like astarion or gale, and it was at the peak of people wanting a CRPG, critrole making tabletop popular, and then the bearkino came out, all the ecelebs like moistcritikal and asmonchud made videos on it, then the leaking chuddies started trying to doompost about it, but even chuds like syntheticman had to accept the game is kino despite being woke, so it just became the most popular CRPG of all time, and the highest rated PC game of all time. fucking kino
>>719571735They hated him because he spoke the truth
Lae'Zel is best girl easily. Just look at her lips
>>719576276its a frog with voldemort nose, if you kissed her you'd literally have a urge to vomit unless you're a frog yourself, mogged by shadowheart overall, mogged by karlach in terms of booty, mogged by minthara in terms of freakiness
what malding whore
Tav and Shadowheart are Halsin's property
>>719576276Ugly as fuck, and annoying as shit. Karlach > shadowheart > the rest
>>719576651>>719576403GAY
>>719576276Got your nose!
>>719576667There is a difference between being gay and not being into bestiality and furry shit
>>719576765>says the guy defending the whore who literally fucks animals
>>719576765Physically, maybe not the best. But personality wise, leagues above the rest, once you get past her initial nonsense.btw this doesn't apply IRL. fat girls have fat personalities
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that bears have average size penises
>>719575886It also had a successful early access that served as a proof of concept and helped spread word of mouth before it released.It didn’t hurt that the worst of the bugs got patched out before most people reached act 3, and for those that did starfield came and shit the bed so hard that people remembered just how bad things could be.
>>719576651>annoying as shit. Karlach > shadowheart > the restThe absolute irony, Tumblach is the worst.
>>719577102>starfield came and shit the bed so hard that people remembered just how bad things could be.I have no idea how anyone can look at Starfield and then be excited for Elder Scrolls VI
>>719577178they hope that bethesda is capable of learning, that next time it will be different.
>>719577123She just came across as mentally ill, I guess that appeals to some demographics.
>>719576651>wooooooow I've suffered thousands of years in hell as a slave soldier but now I'm friendly and happy and only get sad sometimes!Karlach is my least favorite character. However I think with some minor changes she would be better, like if she ever actually had any pain from all that shit besides just mentioning it sometimes.
>>719577264>wooooooow I've suffered thousands of years in hellLike a decade at most.
>>719564713Okay but how do I romance Shadowheart if I am playing as Shadowheart?
>>719577250>that next time it will be different.Can't wait to see it all unfold.
>>719577320Unfortunately not possible
Damn.
>>719565842There are mods for this.
>>719577497jesus christ kill it
??????????what is this gesture supposed to mean?
>>719577414need
>>719577497ewwwwwwwwwis there one where they make her a cute negress
>>719564713Hotwife coded character
>>719577447Sadge madge! I wanted to be dommed by her
>>719564713Actually it's origin Karlach because she's the only one who narrates her own story
>>719577497>dreadsi prefer my black women completely whitewashed and yurocentric beauty standard worshipping with fake platinum blonde hair thank you very much
>>719577795How's this?
>>719577447We missed out>>719577497>Black waifu.>No afro>Not even long dreadsMeh
>>719577447Ironic since most people hate her as she is now.
>>719564713I tried playing Origin Shadowheart but it kinda sucked. I expected to get more insight on her, but actually it's honestly the opposite. You learn less of her playing as her than you do romancing her. Really disappoints me after DivOS2's great backgrounds.
>>719577572it says YAHHERE I AMFUCK THE WORLD I AM HERE TO STAYOH YAHERE I AMLET THEM COME I WILL NOT BREAK
stop liking evil women
>>719577859wylla a cute
>>719577859that bitch is 4' tall. anyone who wants to fuck Nicki is a pedo
>>719577859bg3 new dlc wyll into nicki minaj when?
>>719578047Hey now there is a separation between pedophilia and ableism or more specifically prejudice against those who are vertically challenged.
>>719577497Huh, I never really noticed that regular Wyll actually barely has a scar over his eye.
i want to fuck sazza
>>719578276futacoal...
>>719577178It mostly boils down to starfield being a new IP, and that when they make a real game it will be better. Never mind that starfield revealing what bethesda is capable of without IP safety wheels ought to be a damning indictment
>>719570708Beautiful bush.
>>719578250what's the implication here
>>719578294Man, Normies pretty much tore out most of the soul this game had. Or maybe it was WotC
>>719577447I remember how sassy she was in the EA, most of the origins were almost different characters actually. She was much, much much better in the EA mind you. Same for Wyll, he was interesting. The only one who you could argue received an upgrade is Gale.
This is now a Baezel thread.
>>719578276ntr?
>>719578527Wyll got shafted pretty hard.Maybe he would have been shit if the story had played out, but a posturing fraud was far more interesting than a guy who already had his character arc and was staying the course.But naturally the most tragic victim was Daisy.
how do i get a shadowheart gf
>>719578536>those hips and curvesthe actual ingame frog looks like cured old leather draped over a small skeleton
>>719578639the dream visitor being a mindflayer the whole time was gay and retarded
>>719578757https://chub.ai/search?search=Shadowheart
>>719578757You don't. She gets you.
>>719579051>lesbo signaling with a character that canonically has the hots for a chad male wood elf druid kill roasties please
>>719579051>refuses to kiss a tranny>gets canceledlel
>>719579242The post is ironic because Shadowheart flirts WAY more with Karlach than pretty much anyone else.
>>719568136Gale is literally nothing to the plot. If you let him die in the portal you wouldn't even know he existed.
>>719579242her voice actress is lesbian, and she's in general the stereotypical zoomer bisexual egirl that flirts with women all the time
>>719565441Literally the most damaged goods that ever damaged goods the lands.
>>719578782It's easily the most obvious retcon in the game.The EA made it blatant that it was initially going to be the parasite trying to get you on board, and the songs indicated it was also free and trying to use you to stay that way.
>>719579906where do you think you are chud? how can you not be damaged and post on /v/
I'd play it if it was 3.5e
Nourish me, Shadow-sama.
>>719578757She's a religious fanatic who's literally tortured people, anon.
>>719580184her profile is chefs kiss, i deserve a french gf that looks like shadowheart, give me shadowheart gf or i retire
>>719578536Fine by me.
>>719580246and by people you mean my dick
>>719580246>who's literally tortured peopleno her job was a "healer", she'd probably cry if she was forced to torture someone
>>719566296shart OWES ME anal babymaking sex. she really has the tightest perky butt in the game. bless larian for photo made. i've taken countless creepshots of it from all angles.
>>719581132>anal babymaking sexfucking anal in the pussy fags I swear
>pick Dark Urge>kill every single origin character except Lae'zel + Wyll because they're stronk (luckily for them)>kill Halsin too>end up beating the game as the new overlord with my wife Minthara at my side>the other two (Lae'zel and Wyll) end up being doormatsmy most fun playthrough so far
Lae'zel splitting Shadowheart's head in half with a greatsword!
>>719581490What!
When the big update released earlier this year I played as origin shadowheart. I then switched her class to barbarian and it gave her a permanent septum ring that you couldn't get rid of.
>>719581265>Wyll>MintharaHuh?
>>719581265>with my wife Mintharagay
>>719577497infinitely better than normal Wyll. I agree that she should have a afro though
>>719582156The rings are from the wildheart barbarian subclass and you can get rid of them, you are just an idiot that doesn't read.
>>719582538No it's not that. I didn't even play as wildheart (I played as Berserker) and switching to an another class didn't get rid of it. And magic mirror obviously doesn't work for origin characters.After the bugfix patch I tried to reproduce the glitch but that no longer happened. So I assume it was one of the many bugs that came from that update.
>>719564713I still need to romance shart at some point. I've done so many playthroughs that it's inevitable that one day I explore her bear-stretches crevices but I really don't want to. Maybe I'll do a harem run with me, shart, Minthara and Astarion at some point. I know shart's a slut and fine sharing but I don't know about the others so I can just try to fuck all of them
astarion is best boi
>>719564713Finding out her voice actress is a dyke ruined the character for me
>>719565441>>719575824There are mods for that, there's even a female voice mod with like 15 different variationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqqrsgYYzE
>>719583062it's okay lesbians aren't real anon
>>719576651Bait used to be believable.
>>719583062that makes it better, lesbians exist for malegaze, straight women are kinda NTR-coded since another man is fucking your waifu's voice. not very nice
>>719577447>play 2 hrs in EA>first long rest>all women in the vicinity hate meGood old times.
>>719583484I guess thats somewhat true but it makes it weird knowing the voice of the character who can be with male characters belongs to someone who (allegedly) isn't into men.
>>719583801Nigger it's an actor. She also isn't a half-elf and doesn't worship Shar or Selune in real life, isn't a cleric, can't cast spells, and probably isn't anything like Shadowheart at all.
post parties
>>719574051I'm curious, what's your cope when it's pointed out to you literally none of the other romances suffer from this problem? Shart is actively into it. This meta-knowledge ruins any romance with her.
>>719583946I mean that's a bit presumptuous
>>719583967
>>719584262THIS NIGGA HAS GALE IN HIS PARTYLOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>719569217>trad>premarital sex and disapproves of not doing poly with the bear after turning to seluneinteresting
>>719584364Gale with divination school is classic.
>>719584364M-m-magic missile is an important part of dealing with Orin, okay? She has lots of stacks of unstoppable.
>>719578294what's the name of that kind of footwear? makes me rockhard everytime dunno why
>>719584763Stirrups
>>719580507she was explicitly trained in the torturer's room in the house of grief and tortured her parents
>>719580507she has tortured and killed people before the game starts, anon
>>719584364Gale's cool.
Is there any good deep male voice mod for tav/hirelings? asking for a friendo.
is frog origin any good?
>>719564713it's honestly funny how hard the game tries to make you include her in the partyearly parts with the prism also just make more sense if you play as her
>chinkbot ad thread violating over 5 rules still goingyou can delete it, but it's not going anywhere
>6. "Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/.Until the janny making these threads comments why they can't explicitly call our their ads, they will have to babysit tencent's botthreads
Maelle
>>719570708she owes me Sex
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cucklmao
>>719574042Please tell me who this chick is and does she have an only fans?
>>719564713Correct. As a path of the giants barbarian.
>>719581265>Dark urge>Overlord with wife at your sideThere is no wife at your side as the Durge overlord, you kill her first, or you promise to kill her last, embracing Durge ends with you fulfilling your father's wishes and being the last thing alive, before killing yourself
>>719568631I enjoyed BG3 and I thought BG1/2 were dogshit overhyped StarCraft minigames for retards. You basically control 6 RTS units which just autoattack and maybe cast a spell every few hours.
>>719578527Wyll wasn't that much more interesting, his entire personality revolved around "luv Mizora, hate gobbos" which doesn't give him much to go on since Goblin's are barely a thing in act 2, and just aren't in act 3 at all. He was a liar and a braggart but he had lost his eye, recently, to the goblins at the camp. You could even get his eye back, but don't act like he was actually interesting, he was still boring and his character had no where to go, and wasn't a Ravenguard
>>719586105no, she is a pure maiden
>>719585136Frog Origin has the least unique content, you can basically get almost everything out of just playing a Githyanki yourself, Astarion gets a few special moments where Cazadore hunts his dreams, Wyll can go full evil and him and Karlach have a unique opening, Gale gets extra stuff with Mystra, but all of the stuff with Vlakith and the Githanki for Lae'zel is stuff you encounter as a group already
>>719586396that all sounds interesting actually, especially when compared to current Wyll who has bread sandwitch tier writing.morally gray man putting up a fake front of chivalry while a hot sexually dominant demon mistress corrupts him (she also has an eye melting hot redhead human form that was removed) >>>>>>> daddy issues guy being forced to do 'evil' stuff to save the world and a neutered Mizora who's just a running girl for Zariel.
>>719577949I don't really take schizo Laezel and Karlach fags that seriously.
>>719583967rate me and my girlies
>>719587516tranny squad
I fucked the drow chick as shadowhart and then uninstalled the game.
>>719570708oooooh thats a hairy beaver
>>719578384scrooge is a cheapskate
>>719577102Only 3 people even ever reached act 3 in the first place and even then I've yet to see proof.
>>719571363Interesting...
>>719590230i thought this was the best game ever, surely people played it all the way through
>>719591908that's no birth of venus, i'll tell you that much
>>719568573>shadowfund
>>719583062She also hates Halsin if that makes you feel better
>Oh nice a BG3 thread>3DPD spam
>>719564713It's actually amazing to think that without that random dev who convinced Larian to make Shadowheart less bitchy, there would be ZERO good romance options in all of BG3.
>>719565723shadowhag
>>719595514Making her less bitchy was a huge mistake. She warms up to you too fast. It should've been saved until you're in early act 2. At least there's a mod that restores some EA content for her.
sweet, another china schizo talking to himself all day thread
>>719595650>Making her less bitchy was a huge mistake.You were a huge mistake.
>>719591908Bigger
>>719587252Mizora wasn't a full devil, because you don't need to be for warlock pacts, she was just a succubus that'd seduced him. He wanted to be a hero, he wanted to be a legend that everyone remembered but he got punked on by fucking goblins and the one flaming fist from the Inn knew he was a liar and a loser and a failure and he'd abandoned her and the fist before which is why she's in the pods in act 2
>need to click through multiple dialogue options confirming that you want to see gay sex>confirm repeatedly that you want to see gay sex>see gay sex>NO I'M NOT GAY I'M STRAIGHT NONONONONONO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN BROS I'M STRAIGHT
>>719584406Beat Honor Mode with that, since you can't save scum in Honor Mode.
>>719586245>, embracing Durge ends with you fulfilling your father's wishes and being the last thing aliveNot really?At the end you can betray Bhaal too and grab the power of the Absolute for yourself;What Bhaal going to do? You're a god now too, he really can't fuck you over anymore.
>>719565874she's a hotwife.
>>719564713>main character>can't hit shitright
>>719598204Trickery Domain Cleric got done dirty in this game.
>>719566050>is this nigger serious?
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cuckwut
>>719598349stealth in general feels fucking awful to play
>>719598349Oh, it's her domain makes her miss with a guaranteed hit from that spear? Damn
>>719564713I can't stand her because she's too whiny. She's the Aerie of BG3.
>>719597983Is this the switch version
>>719564713Non fat cis white women are so attractive
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cucklmao wtf
>>719588217based
>>719570979>which means they're up for absolutely everything due to having to cater to everyoneThis has to be the biggest cope I've ever seenwhy can't she have FFM threesomes then? why do they always have to involve men? Get a fucking grip, they're not trying to pander, they did it on purpose knowing she was the most popular one
>>719602548If Larian was based they would've made Shadowheart and Lae'zel lesbian only
>>719601769isn't this after you reject her
>>719564713Was this game ever fixed? I haven’t played it in ages. All I remember is an NPC glitch in my save around Chapter 3 that completely bricked my game, it wouldn’t spawn no matter what I did, making it impossible to progress
>>719564780
>>719585136Laezel Origin doesn't work.Anything other than going straight to the creche and dying to the old githyanki with the dragon is completely off character.
>>719607720>origin quest is out of characterinteresting
>>719605346The last "real" patch came out in April. All they do now is hotfixes for the remaining bugs and performance issues, mostly introduced by the new classes and features of the said patch. Otherwise the game's development is concluded.
>>719597880>can't save scum in honor modeWIN+rtaskkill /f /im bg3.exe or bg3_dx11.exe
>>719564713no she isn't dark urge is the Canon main character. it wouldn't be a baldur's gate game without it
>>719583062>>719583315>>719583484For what it's worth she's one of those nu-dykes who had the same boyfriend for like 8 years then "realized" they're into women a year into engagement. >>719584763Because you're a horse.>>719598764It feels good if you manage to pull off though and the results speak for themselves. It's just stealth is an all or nothing in BG3. Even with practically maxed out stats you're subject to the realities of the physical world, which is not necessarily a bad thing and surely not unrealistic; but it could make things cumbersome. So it can be very rewarding but unless you're playing a super-specialized build like Gloom Stalker Duergar (and hopefully in solo!) then I wouldn't bother with it besides the minimum.
>>719606684Can you explain to mee how fucking a shapeshifter in the form of a bear is pedophilia?I don't get it.
>>719564713Why does the main character die at the beginning?
>>719584763You have good taste.
>>719586305nice bait. You almost perfectly acted like a retard. but it's a little too much, better try next time.
>>719579906That's hot when it's not real
>>719612548Mizora convinced me that I give someone a lot of leeway if they get my dick hard
>>719564713Shadowheart is useless
>>719577250I have zero hope. I've learned my lesson from 343.
>>719566367Man, hair really does make all the difference
>>719579938Imagine how kino it would be if you got the parasite to tell the truth and still sided with it out of mutual fear of the elder brain. Would've been much cooler than the fucking faggot squid, worst most annoying character in the game.
Is there a mod to spread out the camp events yet? It's stupid how much the characters progress even before you get to the underdark.
>>719615289Yeah, it shows how fucking shit short hair is. She looks like some middle aged mom that's about to try doing with a girl just to experience it
>>719564713this pic was an automatic flag for a retard during the game's launch, like a contemporary equivalent of a frog or troonimai reaction image
>>719564713Durge is the main character, and the canon plot is Durge and Shadowheart overcoming their dark sides with their pure love and defeating evil.
Tav being a blank slate really hurts the story. I hope larian finally ditches the system.
>>719615797Tav is literally for people who want a blank slate. Play Durge if you want a character arc.
>>719564713Does BG3 allow you to play as one of the characters like in Divinity Original Sin
>>719615537Most girls look way cuter with short hair.
>>719615537>it shows how fucking shit short hair is.what a fucking fag.I blame anime.
>>719564713Origin Shadowheart is the MAN character of BG3
>>719616086What!
>>719577447The long EA did a lot of bad things to the game IMO. They spent too much time polishing and adding stuff to act 1 they forgot to finish acts 2 and 3.
I'm geniunely shocked that one poster isn't in this thread right about now...Anyways I fucking love Laezel easily the best girl
I think girls can be cute regardless of hairstyle though it helps
Jennifer English got any new roles after E33?
Hopefully Hasbro leases the engine and assets from Larian and get a studio do a low stakes adventure game with the city as a hub from where you travel to quest areas.
>>719570708SAUCE
I had shart kill her parents and I'm not sorry.
>>719616874>iqdb>the goblin denFigures.
>>719616439no
>>719616874Any competently put together character can solo a goblin den let alone a whole party
>>719616439oh wait, oh nononono hahahaah
>>719617173jahahahaha
>>719617141Those sluts got ambushed and tendons cut.
>>719617173>>719617217I meant VA roles dumbass.
>>719564713That’s literally Lae’zel
>>719617260Take all the ambush rounds you want they can't break 15 AC let alone anything higher
>>719619526Guess they had debuffs to AC or something?
>>719564713Well yeah, it's the only character that is not a retarded tumblr expy.
>>719606684"The taboo part of pedophilia is child abuse. Fucking a shapeshifter in the form of a bear is pedophilia, not child abuse, however a zoophile is likely to abuse a real child to satire his desires"
Shadowbump.
>>719565441I stabbed that fucking idiot as soon as he tried to bite me
>>719617467She's the main character in that Chinese DMC-clone, Tides of Annihilation.
>the entire thread>not a single, not one post containing gameplay>not a single webm>it's all just one shill sucking his own cock white talking to himself among the naked chatgpt generated replies and folder dumping.Man, it really did flop.
>>719564713If you play as an existing character, do they ever speak? Even in scenes where they normally would?
>>719623801Most people who play crpgs post in /vg/ or /vrpg//v/ has been /b/ but a different name for like 10 years
>>719624215No. They act like a mute tav. The origin system is dumb.
>>719624817Yeah, but long standing/vg/ threads have exhausted all avenues of discussion and are more like /r9k/
>>719619526>what are critical hitsWith enough time, even a 100 AC levl 20 fighter could be murdered by goblins. Guaranteed hits on critical hits mean that quantity will always trump quality if given enough time
>>719611702>she's one of those nu-dykes who had the same boyfriend for like 8 years then "realized" they're into women a year into engagementSo she’s a terrible person, doesn’t make it better
>>719595161Why? Halsin seems like a really good dude throughout the game (I haven't beaten it, I'm in moonrise towers)
>>719579407same for lae'zel
>>719564713I was recently playing BG3 for the first time and when I tried asking Shadowheaet to share a bottle of wine with me, she refused. When I then rested, I noticed Wyll and Shadowheart absent and after the little resting cutscene played, neither she nor Wyll had recovered any spell slots. Instead Shadowheart had an Exhausted debuff until we next made camp.Has anyone else encountered this bug before?
>>719570490tsundere masochist
>>719625730Yeah, the solution is to kill yourself. Get on that.
obviously the dark urge is the main character???bhaalspawn is always the main character. bait used to be believable on this shit board. sage
>>719625081this is true if the fighter stands there taking hits like a tard but high level characters are so op that presumably this theoretical fighter could run around at super speedkilling everything and avoiding all damage. not getting into the amount of self healing and damage reduction available.god high level d&d is so fucking retarded. I love it but the shit you can pull off is insane. They aren't exaggerating when they say you can kill gods at lv17
should i go dark urge bard as my first playthrough
>>719570708This woman could've had a loving husband and family by now if she hadn't gone down this path.
>>719625974yeah>>719626153you'll never find love with that bf%
>>719626153what if she has boyfriend that plows her in Shart cosplay every night?
>>719626226Giwtwm
>>719565842and race swapped karlach too
God please give me a nora fawn gf that cosplays like Shadowheart for me every day, please please please, I will never think swear words ever again or pirate a video game in my life if you do this, please
>>719629914
>>719570708>>719629914That's a fertile bitch
>>719564713Is it true she has a canon thick pubes?
>>719623237I saw the trailer and her performance is nice. Not sold on the gameplay because it looks like every sloplike since Elden Ring
>>719577178Starfield is the pinnacle of the radiant shit that Todd has been pushing forever so seeing how it sucks they might go in the complete opposite direction which would be good yes this is copium but there's a chance
>>719565723Disgusting square faced tranny
>>719625974Larian doesn't recommend the Dark Urge for the first playthrough
>>719569414>>719569102>>719568631I am truly glad I went into this game completely blind without any previous knowledge other than BG1/2 (which proved pretty useless in the long run outside of making me love Minsc even more)I cannot imagine purposefully entering threads about a vidya I haven't played, and letting a community's treatment of a character taint my perception of them, especially if the character in question has some level of depth that you'd expect out of an RPG game with 100+ hours of content; it would be like refusing to play Pokemon because "all the girls are whores", just because fanart has them get Hypno'd on a daily basis.But the amount of people I see asking stuff like "Should I do this extremely spoilery thing on my very first playthrough" suddenly makes me understand a lot about modern vidya discourse, and it really is a pity: one of the great pleasures, especially for complex games like BG3, is discovering and experiencing stuff on your own, letting the little gears in your brain turn at their own pace.>>719577178It's either contrarianism or delusion. The chances of Bethesda learning anything substantial are incredibly small and the fact it's a TES game means absolutely nothing, if anything they'll casualize it even more just to cast the widest net possible
>>719630326>Make waifu with normal chin and jaw that isn't a mouthbreather, a child, or asian incel coded>Asianbois get betablocked and mogged by her normal straight nose, defined chin and jaw, and in insecurity no longer find the woman attractiveBased pro-white devs
>>719578294>shadowheart was supposed to be a footlslut
>>719630815>codedStop talking like a tranny
>>719567570>Durge final form is just Tav
>>719631007Shut yo bitch ass up asian sissy
There has been some really good shadowheart animated porn recently
>>719630326go back to your animu drawings, you retarded smooth-brained shrimp dick pedophile.
>>719631504receiving futa dick?
>>719616898Alina Becker
>>719631504Yeah. The Karniktus animation is GOAT.
>>719631838Holy fuck look at the sad state of those grippers! Why do people insist on ruining their toes with bad shoes?
>>719632021None of those words are in the bible, feet aren't meant to be sexualized chud. She's presenting her asshole and pussy to you, not her feet.
>>719632021looks fine
None of the hags in this game were very attractive but Shadowheart was alright I guess.
>>719570391>Schrodinger's cuck wtf
>>719631838beautiful meaty feet for me (ass too big for my capabilities)
>>719615515Not that I know of but there's one that notifies you every time a new has been unlocked, so you can rest immediately and don't miss anything: https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1879 Needless to say it's best used for the get go but it should work with ongoing saves as well.Though I forced myself from like half of Act1 to Long Rest on the regular events can really pile up. Shit, I got a technically Act2 event (visit of the Kith'rak) before setting foot to the SCL! Next time? Second visit of Owlbear Cub I "recruited" 25 hours ago. Next time? >>719565197.
>>719564713Are resources in this game finite? I tried playing it but camping requires resources and I don't know if you're allowed to camp freely and as many times as you want or whether you have to be frugal. I'm paranoid about this as I like to min max and explore everything.
>>719633238Technically yes, but you're at ~0 risk of running out, especially if you're looting everything because you'll find huge amounts of food while exploring. If you want to play infinitely, there's a level 6 spell that summons a lot of food which you could eventually abuse if you needed to, shops also restock food.
>>719566135BWC GEM
>>719566296Made for BWC
>>719567637BWC GEM
>>719570708Made for BWC
>>719634782>>719634965>>719635141>>7196355674chan is healing
>>719570708BWC GEM
the game gets atleast 100 times better if you play as a selunite paladin and romance her
>>719634782>>719634965>>719635141>>719635567Seek Jesus.
