Realism improves games!
Mare pussy
Feminists wouldn't exist in the Uma World. The existence of Uma undermine everything Feminists tries to con.
>>719583709No way
>>719583858>the existence of females that can effortlessly physically overpower males undermines feminismanon...
What's sex with Agnes Tachyon like
FATTER
>>719584036Feminists cannot claim male are stronger, umas are 99% inherently beautiful, and they are willing mother after they retire from racing.
>>719584179she drugs you and shoves countless test tubes up your ass, 1 hour later you wake up without penis and only balls and she's scissoring with Cafe in her dorm room
Now to get the final card from the point reward and be done with this event.
>>719583709Can the girl on the right just hold you down with her foot or is it possible to free yourself? I don't know math or weight stuff
how do I properly train NariTaishin for CM? I can barely get umas with +20% on stamina to 1200 and she doesn't have any bonus there
>>719583709If it was already a bad idea to let 2b get on top, the mare on the left will just kill you if and break your bed frame.
>>719584389They're inherently strong. Imagine all the power, muscle, and weight in a human body.
>>719583709Should I buy her stars or Ass Wonder's from the Club Point shop?
>>719583709umas are built for domination loss
>haven't done any careers todayLeader please....don't kick me out i have family over....
>>719584386come on bro, it's just 300k event points, don't you want those shiny 100 carats?
>>719584627his name is daichou
>>719584591You can't physically overpower an uma, Anon.But you could whisper to them.
Seeing Taishin perform as the lead in Umapyoi Legend was surprisingly fun.
>>719584627The right one shouldnt have to be asked to do a career...
Could an uma theoretically punch through a tank? Smart falcon parted the sea with a single strike in one of her events
>actually keep track of my pre-debut trainings for once>I always click the best friendship training>4 speed cards, 2 stam cardsResult:>0 speed>2 stam>1 pow>3 guts> 4 witThis happens EVERY TIME. And shut up about specialty priority, my cards have enough.
>>719584713the appeal is overpower her non-physically
>>719584760As a Taishinkek, on a scale of 1-10 how scared are you of this horse?
>whale clubs are crashing out>/v/ clubs are thrivingNEETS won
>>719584627I'm getting tired of this bullshit, kitten... go to the club discord's voice chat RIGHT NOW
>>719584713fuuuuuck passionate kisses to horses fuuuck yeah
Great fortune upon (You)!
>logged on >still no club bonus >logged out Have you done your part today?
>>719585054Kamu Kamu
>>719585082Anon you should have your bonus now. Did you join your club in the second half of the month? because you cant get your club rewards if you join late in the month
>>719585142I’m just silly posting, I joined my club like 4 days into launch, I didn’t even log on today
These are your trainees for tonight
>>719585082>day 1 player and never joined a clubdon't tell me how much I missed out on...
Holy shit finally, I can train Late Surgers now without wasting my borrow slotMaybe this will make them stop being my least favourite running style
>>719584036you'd have less feminism and more femcels campaigning against the Great Human Replacement since umas can birth both more umas and human males
>>719585236do the hats stay on?
>>719585248I have her card, why does it do for late surgers? I need a new grind
>>719585248late is shit because they don't have good recovery skills though? don't think that card will fix that
>>719583709Damn, Estelle really let herself go
>>719585054sex with autistic shine horse
Good afternoon, /v/mamusume players!I come here to inform you my dear little club, HotUmaGlue is in need of players.We are a fairly laid back club, all we ask of you is to request and give shoes and to not log in every blue moon. We accept all types of players, sweats, whales, newbies or any other kind.Send your invites if you are interested.
>3 mood downs in a rowAre you fucking kidding me
>>719585315she has 3 very good skills that specifically only work for late surgersit's also just a generally good SR speed card
>>719585217Vgh, anon could you grow up? It's a privilege to be a member of b/v/ttf/v/ckers, we are a to 10,000 club after all and have an image to maintain.
>>719583709Heavier
>>719583795Uma Mares retiring and then learning they have to serve government mandated broodmare duty since that's what their previous lives did.
>>719585054>>719585113>>719585391Ahem
I think 1200 stamina with three gold skills is a meme and that their shitty speed will get curbstomped by 1000 speed/1000 stamina umas with one or two recovery gold skills
>>719585424Never heard of you guys before...you one of them reddit clubs?
*blocks your path*
>>719584236Do you have the wallet for it
>>719585248>+45 energygreat card, even outside late surgers
I can't wait for my wife.
>>719585662Gluttonous beast won't even finish half of all that food
This is my daughter whom I love
>>719585806Cute donkey
>>719585659>Still don't have her R cardI'm generous to drop ONE more 10 pull for you, you hear me?
>>719584892I just wanna have sex with Taishin, I'm not worried about CM.
>>719585586No, originally we created the club to invite friends to it since we didnt like the club most of us were part of as the jannies were annoying to deal with and insisted on using Discord to communicate, but we decided to open up since we werent really making the most out of it.It was created somewhat late, which is likely why most dont know of it.
>>719585852why the fuck would you want any R card?
>>719585756>underestimating her gluttonly
>>719585868And what would you say you find attractive about Taishin?
>>719585806if you love her you'd buy her a comb
>>719585248Hate to shit on your dreams anon but this card can fuck up your rainbow procs, and king halo is a much better card.
>>719585913Rudolf's R card has plenty of debuffs to hand out for debuffer Umas like Grass Wonder or Nice Nature, its useful for them.
>>719585424go back to /jp/
>>719585912Hmm, that's interesting. Well best of luck to you, there were a bunch of stragglers who missed the club tryouts today
>>719585913
>>719585424>D+Oh you guys are new? Maybe some of the new anons that ask about starting the game will be interested.
>>719586026Some people genuinely dont know and think only SSRs are worth having
>>719585912did you ever advertise in the threads? first time hearing about you guys as well
>>719585662what are the chances of this collab happening in global
>>719585315Really good skill hint dispenser.My only other decent cards that give Late Surger skills are Vodka and a bunch of Wit cards, which has made it hard to put together a good deck unless I wanted to build a Witmaxxing debuffer
the amounts of boners i had while playing the horse girl game was brutal 10/10
>>719585979>but this card can fuck up your rainbow procsWhat, how? I have MLB King Halo as well, Flash is still one of the better speed cards from my experience
>>719585912Aw man I already tried out for a club last thread, best of luck though I'll keep you guys in mind in case I get rejected
>>719586149what the fuck man, they are high school girls
>>719586004Thank you>>719586038>>719586097Yes we are fairly new, and yes we didnt advertise before, we just decided to open up the club a few weeks ago and my danchou asked me to help out promoting the club since he's not really active on 4ch anymore but comes to discuss the game every now and then.
>>719585575And I can prove it
>>719585979explain nigga, explain
>>719586221i kwon, also why the smallest girls get the hottest clothes hmmmmmm
>>719586195>I already tried out for a club last threadAnon! Do you have any goals?
>>719586149I'm one of the biggest coomers I know and the horse girls don't give me boners.They make me want to be a better man.Anyone else feel the same?
>>719586375You're getting old, anon.
>>719585941Her career, as painful as it is as an experience, was also pretty nice. I thought it was endearing. I just grow attached too easily.
>>719586241does that factor in debuffers and rng statuses like rushed
>>719586149Which horse gave you the biggest boner?
>>719586358>ehhhhh? A f2p player wants to beat a whale??
der/v/ is still recruiting, we've got plenty of open slots leftmake sure to not have the default description and you'll get in
>>719586358I-I WANT TO BE THE BEST TOREINA IN ALL OF /v/!
>>719586482>does that factor in debuffersFUCK
>>719586470So are (You), anon.
>>719586375no, they're furshit and thinking about it is disgusting. Westerners think fucking animals is normal so they think you're weird but don't fall for it
>>719586481She's cool and tsundere, you dont gotta explain yourself anon just busting balls
>>719586375No, the opposite, I have cummed buckets to these girls already. In fact I should make a list of all umas I have spilled my seed to, and post it when I'm bored and the thread gets janny'd and saged (to not ruin any productive discussion)
>>719586520
>literally not getting ANY random event for like 10 turns in a row early-gamewhat is this fucking game's problem
>>719586120I might buy KFC if such a collab does exist
>>719586626>what is this fucking game's problemHave you crossed paths with Rice Shower recently?
>>719586593I'm aware, but I do find it interesting that she looks just like her mom.
>>719585806Breeding sex with Anon's daughter.
>>719583709Is that her real weight are you just assuming that based on the weight of a real horse?
>>719586603Curren has no business being this much of a semen-stealing whore
>>719586120Considering the Spanish branch manages to do a lot of retarded/meme menu collabs, it could be a thing eventually
>>719583709i have anime fatigue
>>719586541
>>719586375Would you coom to a battleship?
>>719585806Your daughter is my wife
>crawling pixiv for old art in 2021 to filter out the sloppa >making an absolute mess to some softcore sketches and doodles >trying to track down even more of their finished work that has been scrubbed from their account and the 5-10 social media platforms that naps artistically bike every few months Part of being a toreinah is the thrill of the hunt for your perfect trainee
>>719586626>Not getting any mood up events>Recreation>Multiple mood up events in a row>Rest>Well rested, +70 energy>+energy event >Another +energy event>Summer Camp>Not a single rainbow training>Everyone is camping guts/spread like janny's asscheeks
>Be carrying a random shitter club with my 70 mil fans>See all the recruiting >Tempted to leave but there's one guy i actually enjoy chatting withI know what i must do but i don't know if i can....
>>719586375I honestly cannot masturbate to these horse girls. Then again, im a furfag
>>719586826You wouldn't?
>>719586626You forgot to pray
>>719586626maybe you should be asking yourself how 6 cards worth of events can fit in one campaign run?
>>719586826Who wouldn't?
>>719586898>Haruna got Kai Ni BI'm not going back to submarine mines I'm not going back to submarine mines I'm not going back to submarine mines I'm not going back to submarine mines I'M NOT
>>719586886Any club would be happy to have you anon, leave at once!
>>719586898is that the footpussy girl
>tfw too late to get into /v/maIt's like being back in highschool and never get invited to all the friend groups
>>719586872Make it stop.
I’m going to be pretty sad if I log on only to find I’ve been fucked from our club, you better not do it you naughty boys
>>719587043Listen, I know we're the best, but we are full...unless you got the fans...
>>719586886tell him to follow you to another club to continue your thrilling love life together
>suzuya>ro-500>kitakamiog botes has so many great girls
>>719587043you can just join the second best in line I don't know which club that is though
>>719586779Real horse. I don't think umas even have canon weights
Leave /v/ma to me! I'll crush them!!!!!
>>719583709Estelle does not weigh 500kg you liar faggot
>>719587072Goodbye Cleatus253You never traded shoes or spoke a word, but I was in awe of your sterile growth for weeks. You will be missed
when does digitan come out?
>>719586375both, thanks uma musume for making me a better man and giving me a new fetish
>>719587269Aim for the head and don't miss, anon.
>>719587045>Do a rainbow training with practice perfect>Fail at less than 10% fail chance>Mood down event chain>Creek and Kitablack never finish their event chain>Hint training hunt>You get the wrong skill hint>Start a race>GET BOXED
>>719586375I can't fap to some girls because they're too adorable or boring, but there's some that drive me absolutely feral like this semen demon
>>719587319check honse moe
>>719587269Ora ora. /v/ma leadersan, I think I can handle all of them. You guys just sit back. Now which one of you gutlets wants to be pounded into dust first?
>still 17 hours until I can accept the club invite
Eew a frogposter thought it could talk back
What do I do in this situation?
Club name Oy Neigh29/30 slotsWe’re at B+ rank and steadily climbing to A rank.All anons welcome, just post your ID. Might have another spot open tomorrow.
>>719586784
>>719587547leave and join one of the clubs anons have been shilling all day long
>>719587547Masturbate
>Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door Horse MD is two blocks down
>>719587519I'm still here you know.
>>719587451this one just straight up acts like a whore so it's understandable
>SR ticket>pull SSR Grass Wonder
>>719586990You wouldn't leave her all alone with her sisters gone, would you?
>>719585236Imagine having a harem that consists of Gold Ship and her (half) sisters.
It's all downhill from here, isn't it?
Is Horse MD still alive?
>>719587572danchou youre the greatest!!!
>>719587580Nggggh
>>719587738the guts card? lmao
>>719587774
>>719587738It's the BEST guts card.You WON.
>this is what the series would have been had it not been a few horse owners pulling out their horse after that first trailer
>>719587580Curren and Super Creek fans are the equivalent of our modern day /vt/keks
half of my club don't even have 10mil fans, should i leave
>>719587867how many fans do YOU have?
>>719587774Idk, is Elvis?
>>719587850I though Urara was the best Guts card?
>>719587765You're an evil person, you know that?
>>719587572That's an Appy.
>>719586375i get it, this game inspired me to run again, i have been running almost everywhere and on every chance i get, and i am feeling so much better... i just love seeing them run and it unlocked a feeling inside me
>>719587580Ahhhh a cute girl showing interest in me....my weakness...
YOU'RE FINISHED GLUE WILL ALWAYS BE GLUE
>>719587590Am I good enough?
>>719587917i have 69mil
>>719588087>opera fanyou'll never be good enough
>Sakura Chiyono O comes out right after the rerun banner where I'll blow my entire loadIT'S NOT FAIR
>>719586375Maybe it's because it's extremely low in numbers already, but it honestly feels unnatural to me whenever I see Umamusume porn. Cheesecake is fine, explicit stuff somehow isn't.
>>719587776Thanks, my neigha.>>719587774I'd check, but there are like nine different clubs named Horse MD.
>>719587938MLB Grass is considered one of the better guts cards. Everyone gets Urara, and that's why Urara is good because you get an MLB one for free. But not everyone gets Grass, hold on to it
can someone explain to me how are there even any human females in the uma world? surely they'd have gone completely extinct a couple of generations ago?
>>719588087der/v/ will take you in with open arms
Got Biwa with the SR+ cleat ticketI guess I'm saving all the support tickets, other than make debut ones
G1 races in a bit
>>719586886Congrats on managing to chat despite the retarded word filter, might be one of the worst I’ve seen yet.
>>719586375it unironically brings out the paternal instinct for me
>>719588186You won't. You're only going to need 20 good rolls.
>>719588286magic
>>719588359Why the fuck is "for" censored anyways
I got sex bride auiru groovu on a random draw. That means she owes me sex
;D(◜◡◝)
I think der/v/ send more invites than empty slots. Some will be very sad tomorrow after the cooldown
So what is exactly so good about summer Maru? She seems roughly the same as regular
>>719588157yeah if you want to find a suitable club, now's the time really (early in new month)Waiting in limbo for 24 hours sucks thoughYou might be able to reserve a spot here, putting all your trust in anon. what could go wrong?
>>719588087>opera fan/v/mapyoi is your home, come join the overlords
>>719588350LA LUZ EXTINGUIDA
>>719588286why? you act like men in that world are into furshit and jump on an uma musume with no hesitation
>>719588350kino
>>719588413>Urara let me out of this wack ass plastic prison
will we do a watch-along for Sprinters Stakes? its this month on the 28th.
>>719588483I don't think I'm getting a seat or program.
>>719588157>69M/v/ma is calling
>>719588553jesus that's a lot of people
>>719588505I guess my point is: if a human male that's the son of an uma has a child with a human woman, is could that child be an uma? Because if that's the case then human women would've gone extinct simply by probability.
>>719588553showing up to a horse race with a broken armThat dude gives a shit. I had a fracture not too long ago and anything that required me to be out more than an hour in a sling started to become agony.
>He has clubmates with less than 10M fansNgmi
>>719588568is /v/ma making more space then? pretty sure some spots are reserved for the cooldown period, would suck if overbooked
>>719587774Yes, we got C rank this month since last month we kicked a bunch of inactives and recruited some newbies but we're still alive and kicking and even got a spot if anyone wants to join
>>719588286umas are very, very dumb
>>719588286Umas are rare.Spe-chan was the only one in her entire town and had never met another uma in person until she went to Tracen.
>>719586872>Special Week or McQueen bricks your build by only giving the shitty version of her skill>Everyone stacks onto Wit training while your energy is already full>Extremely good 3+ rainbow training... with a 90% fail rate because you just spent the last of your energy on a race or on a much worse training>Extremely good 3+ rainbow Speed training... but you got Slow Metabolism last turn>Drive-by -energy event from a card that wasn't even in your deck>Slacker right before summer camp>Night Owl procs immediately after you get it>Mood Up event while you're already at Great, followed by a Mood Down event a turn or two later>Cards avoid Speed training like the plague during the entire pre-debut periodUmamusume is luck game
>>719588542>Sprinters Stakes
>>719588709a horse track is one of the worst places you can go with a broken limb...
>>719588714everyone wants to get in because it's the best /v/ club but we've been full since the daily reset
How do the alternate costume Umas work? I have raise their affinity and stars again? But do they also get access to better skills?
>>719588714We've got two spots open, we'd have to make room for one more. Idk if that poster is serious, but for 70M? maybe...
>>719588714>Could've gotten into /v/ma if I was faster posting IDWill never not be mad
>>719588708other women existrealism is for wokeshit westerners
>>719588286Uma might birth out female human. Uma in general are as stable as a horse ie a bit crazy and sometime retarded. They're also giant eaters. All uma has an urge to run an that might annoy some human men. Not all human men are into kemonono (yes I know, uma do NOT have human ears). So what you have is a horse in a human body that eats a lot of food, has an urge to run, and has the same mentality as a horse. And this is assuming most of the horses aren't already arrange marriaged with powerful men, so a normal human man wouldn't have a chance of getting an Uma waifu even if they wanted to.
>>719588759glad to hear it was a false diagnosis
>>719585006>ASMR: gentle trainer encouraging you to do your best on the next race
>>719588785Luck correlates with skill, skills have higher chance to proc at higher wit
Jesus christ neicha its only day two…
>>719585491Where the hell is my government mandated broodmare uma dammit!
One month til Fuji!
>>719586779Not at all the real weight. Sometimes the trainers carry around their umas for fun.
>>719587858wait its yuri or faggot kissing?
Anyone wants to do a Bakushin only race?
>>719588969>day two>managed to fail a trainingwhat the fuck are you doing
>>719588871They have different unique skills, stat growths, and potential skills (so you have to level their potential and star unlocks again). But they have the same career outside of the couple different racewear events, and you can only have one of the Uma on your TT/CM team.
>decide eh fuck it, let's make a club for my relatives that play this>small club of just us>unranked at the end of the monthI didn't even know that was possible lmao, oh well whatever.
Race 7 p1, not the G1. I got here early.P2 in a sec
>>719588759>C rankcertified comfiest /v/ club
>spark grinding>super creek and kitasan consistantly give me curvature and maestro>start doing runs fro intended race horses>they don't trigger their chain untilIt's fucking early october and Creek just started her chain. In similar fashion, now that I need more sashes, G1 races I was winning easily I'm now getting 3rd in and need like 13 wins in 2 G1s. Fuck my life.
>>719589038*day 3, either way we were 7 days away from debut
>>719589002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LUIts was very yuri centric.
>>719588470she has her tits out I guess
>>719589086>effortless favoriteWell I mean, that sounds too good to be true
>>719589086P2, choose the winner.
>>719588978Why they just out there?
>>719588872oh ok, not overbooked then with the current spots on holdyeah I wouldn't want an active player kicked on my behalf. If it's 2 spots held with inactives already out, fair enough(not the 70m guy)
>>719589086Effortless Favorite
/v/ma sounds like fucking Heaven. Everyone wants to get in, if they let higher player counts in clubs /v/ could unironically rule Umamusume
>>719589150jarvis, win the race
>>719589086Stanleys Salty Prize. Effortless Favorite is an obvious trap.
>Junior Year Early OctoberHaha, you must be jelly?I'll never see more than 2 people on speed from now on
>>719587858Jesus christ, I can't imagine being one of the jockeys in the room while this shit played on the screen
>>719589086Flying Chance will soar to victory
>>719588785The McQueen card can brick you? Man I thought it was a guaranteed hint for the gold skill and thought "man this card is pretty decent". I have gotten SPE'd though and it feels bad
>>719588553Taikifag spotted
>>719588872Invites were already sent out for those 2 spots.I don't really want to get too trigger happy with the kicks just so our guys won't get a feeling of just having it be "their turn" in the club. That said, we have maybe two more guys that could go based on numbers.
>>719589164It's to reward trainer after a race with sweaty paizuri
>>719589150Always bet on Lucky Clover
>>719584820Not sure about a tank, but when real horses have to be put on planes they need to be tranquilized because they are strong enough to kick holes in the fuselage, which they will do when they start panicking.
>>719589240In my headcanon owners pulled out because they all argued their horses would be the top, not the bottom.
>>719587858why the fuck were they ice skating
>>7195891832 open, 2 incoming and you're one of em so you're good
>>719589261take a Deep Breath, anon...
>>719589150Expenssive Boots!
>>719589164It's a good look
>>719588887>Uma might birth out female human.This changes everything, I didn't know this.
>>719589240game made by japan for japan so yeah you wouldn't understand
when the fuck is the kitasan rerun?im so fucking tired of all my runs being subpar because i don't have her or creek so im always forced to borrow one or the other
>>719587858>>719589125>>719589002>>719589240At least four horses were removed from the game. So far only two have returned and with very different designs.
>>719589294Yeah, honestly we're fine to cruise for a while, I dont think we need to boot anyone. There's plenty of clubs to go around for anyone looking to join
>>719589317because it was showing off the parent system in the promo video
>>719589126So she isn’t actually meta? Damn
I wouldn't get as mad about flubbing runs if we had more than THREE FUCKING RENTALS A DAY
>>719589220Calm down lolI mean we are kinda awesome but still..
>>719589150Expens(s)ive Boots sounds good too.
>>719587858Thank god yuriniggers lost
Hey! Slow the thread down! You'll wake up spe-chan!!!!
>>719589379I think its coming on December, you gotta hold out for another couple of months.
>>719589294I'm happy knowing that you have kept tabs on me. One day will be my day
>>719589496Very Neicha coded response.
>the Arc race is in one monthReminder that if a Japanese horse finally wins that one, we’ll get 150k free carots each, minimum. And a dating sim Uma game.If Leffard wins it’s eos.
>>719589240Two pull out, which was a wake up call for Cygames. At least now you have this representing the franchise.
>>719589220The only way to rule Umamusume is to add a 500m fans requirement, a 14m daily fan count requirement, a five figures income requirement, and make a club discord server to yell slurs at each other.
>>719583709Are they canonically this heavy? I watched the Oguri Cap anime, when she jumps she lands as if she weights 40kg at most.
>>719589539could be worse
>>719589516all the umas are female so what are you even trying to say
>>719589220I am a wagie and have a family and other hobbies so my B+ club where I'm at the middle of fan count sounds comfier. I would probably flunk out in a more demanding club. This game does consume a lot of time but I do manage to sneak a career at my wagecage here and there which makes it more manageable
>>719589642It's just her real (horse) weight.
>>719589674That they all take big trainer cock
>>719589642no
why do whale clubs explode after the monthly rewards?
>>719589753Whales have no restraint, so they crash out easily. Don't know how to pace themselves. Slow and steady wins the race...
>>719589369Neither did Japan LMAO
>jobbed the debut run and the next 2 maiden runs as well despite sufficient stats>boxed in at hopeless stakes>failed the only 3x rainbow summer training from her 5% debuff>no sparks whatsoevershould've glued her after the second race
>Run Late>Get boxed at 50% chance>Run Pace >Get boxed at 50% chance>Run front>Get boxed at 1% chance>She jobs the next race too>Locked out of Satsuki Sho, ending my run with rather great early stats
>>719589368There is no concrete info about this, though.
>>719589753half the club gets banned for botting.
How would sex with Natie be like?
>>719589753it doesn't make sense to explode before the rewards
>>719589753They want the white one
>>719586229I joined a random non-/v/ club and by the end of August it was pretty much dead. I'll join yours when the 24h cooldown is up.
>>719589674what are you even trying to say? there is zero yuri in the game and is full of cute girls
>>719589753Because Whale clubs are like shoving 16 professional asshole tennis players into one club. The average whale is miserable.
someone should make a club only for /v/ CM champs
>>719589884Hmm...I think it would be pretty Nice.
>>719589884You'll run out of stamina before you can put it in because you raised her as a debuffer
>>719589901yet they spent all the money on the black one...
>>719589753Doing 10 careers a day is for the mentally ill or severely autistic. Lesser autists can't keep up so once they are free from their sunken cost they just leave after burning out
>>719589674They try that shit again with Spe and Silence and no gave a shit about it. They all went on in with Silence X Trainer instead.
>>719589967
>>719589884Stinky
>>719589945>have to wait 2 months for rewards againno thanks
DO NOT LEWD THE NATIE
>>719589642Maybe, maybe not. We don't actually know how much the umas weigh because everyone's profiles sidestep exact numbers.Whether that's because they're secretly actual horse weight is up to you.
>>719589906Thank you! We'll be glad to take you in
Imagine how powerful their pussy muscles must be
>>719589921Kek I was just thinking of this faggot. KWAB
IF YOURE BLOCKED, YOURE BLOCKED LMAOOOOOOOO
>>719583709>cultivation/management game>animeIf only there was no predatory shit typical to gachas, I'd play the fuck out of it.
>>719589921>>719590103What was it about?
>>719590089Mambosoms
>>719589884smelly and primal
>>719590135
Can't see shit captain
I thought Fuji was a titmonster too... wtf....
I never cared about clubs and now I'm obsessed with getting into a good /v/ club. Same way I never cared about gacha and now I'm obsessed with getting all the umas I want. This game is making me change in ways I don't know if I like
>>719589496is Neicha the only character in this game with a normal personality?
>>719590178just dont enter your credit card information, bro?
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ______
>>719590229That's why I'll never install this shit.Once you start you can't stop.
>>719590085Don't (You) piggyback carry Haru Urara in some episode? Trainer-san is a human, so even 100kg is too much. At best they weight 10-20% more than a human female due to more muscle and tougher bones.
>>719590296OGURI'S MOM
>>719590089Mamboobs
>>719590229be careful or youll burn out
>>719590229https://youtu.be/yggQ3HbO0Wg?si=78bpSjVCxEY7VWZVSTAY OUT OF /V/MA ANONSTAY OUT OF /V/MA DEADBEATGet your ugly fucking gold shipping ass out of my /v/ community.
>>719590178Join us anon, it's FUN
>>719589847I can never bring myself to glue a horse early especially if one of her parents is borrowed because there's a chance I'll still get the sparks I wanted
>>719589150>>719589207>>7195892072 Effortless favorite won. Thanks for the winning bet. G1 race up next
>>719589921Smart Falcon bros... this faggot is ruining our reputation...
>>719590296Akikawa
>>719590229its like a 300 carats diference between a comfy B and a sweaty A anon, just join any club
>>719590296Who do I not want to have sex with?
>>719590273And get the progress crawl to a stop after a week of playing unless I pay? Nah bro.
>>719590229I'm at 380 hours playednever played a gacha before or had an interest in onestaying F2P out of principleJoined a random club at the start just for the achievement carats, but now that I'm still playing a load it made sense to join a more suitable oneI don't even care about the horses, just their numbersfun though
>>719590273>playing a game that's been intentionally made shittier to facilitate milking the money out of subhuman retardsUnfriendly reminder that you are even more pathetic than the paypigs.
>>719590468Yeah you're ngmi with that atittude, dont bother.F2p GOD btw.
>>719590426Uhhh Haru Urara?
*wins 7 G1s*
Uh oh whale melty!
>>719590263Eishin is pretty normal
>>719590571THE president of student affairs for 30 years? We kneel!
>>719590540Wrong
>>719590296King Halo's mom!
>>719590532>yeah I f2p bro>I mean I DO buy that monthly booster (or whatever), it's basically nothing bro, pretty much f2p bro
>Monday
hoping there was no melty dramas in the /v/ clubs
Jannies were right to nuke this cancer.
>>719590540Anon...
>>719590406Damn this human woman is SEXY
>>719590665this but unironically
>>719590729
Is this card actually trash? Why does she take forever to get the fucking bonus?
>>719590654I've never seen anyone talk about her in these threads, does /v/ not like krauts?
>>719590718Very chill in /v/ma. We had one guy politely leave due to burnout.
>autosage
>>719590406SHE'S A NEPOUMA??? ZAMN
>Autosaging the fastest thread on /v/You never learn
>>719590654she isn't normal, she's a german
>>719590794Anyone find it weird how Teio was just hiding behind Rudolf's desk when Special Week goes in there for the first time? What was she doing back there
>>719590798Initial Friendship Gauge 10
Race 8, G1 Super Sprint with Quarterhorses. P1. P2 in a second
>>719590798she's literally called special needs, what did you expect?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
Teio is my daughter and Rudolf is my wife.
>>719590713God I wish that were meWhich Uma is a miserable wagie that only does it to survive?>>719590798I hate that card but it does give Gourmand(sometimes LOL) so I'm forced to run it in Daiwa and McQueen
>>719590654She is german and I keep mistaking her for Cafe for my training
>Autosaging a 3.51 posts/min threadPathetic.
>>719590814And we will take him back anytime he wants back in, you stay good my neighgas
JannyCHAD.
>>719590886Bro... Your daughter wants to be your wife...
It's still gonna reach 400+ posts before dying btw
AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING
>>719590872P2, pick the winner. If I don't see you anons after this, I'm just eating food while vibing to the races.
>>719590875>some fag starts seething in the thread>immediately autosagedOh janny MAAAAAD!
>>719590894>Spe card may or may not give you Gourmand>Rice card may or may not give you Adrenaline Rush>McQueen card may or may not give you Cooldownwhat the fuck is their problem
It's marginally frustrating because I'm not even opposed to throwing some cash at a F2P game if I like it. But the dollar value you'd get out of it is way too low to consider. The things that I need right now to get me ahead is MLB SRs and 2 more Super Creeks. But that is way unrealistic to get when Creek isn't on a banner, and there are way too many random SRs to gamble random 10 pulls for (20 dollars btw). Even that make debut SSR bundle is basically worthless if I don't get a Creek. I don't need something like a random +0 Silence Suzuka >but anon Creek just was on a bannerI got cucked by Tazuna thrice.
>>719589086oh my god JC! a horse!
>>719590814Oguribro was a real one, I hope he comes back after his break
>>719590872Razor Sharp let's go
>>719590974Karmas a chick!
Everyone laugh at janny!
>at least six clubs with 30/30 members that were birthed on /v/ and still active >threads moving at a breakneck pace>n-not board culture because not a nintendo game
>>719591076He does it for free.
>>719591023This desu, I'm F2P and enjoying the fuck out of the game but the prices are insulting. I'd spend some money to support the game if I got more carats per dollar
>>719591150They'll eventually add a lot of deals and paid banners with decent prices in the future, but don't quote me on that
he does it for free
>>719590914When are they going to realize that trying to contain is only going to make it ramp up? 2-3 threads will now pop up.
OI STOP LEWDING THE HORSES
the actual general goes at like 250-300 posts per hour, half of it is just spamming the same picssure, there's some of that here, but it's too much to be able to discuss anything thereand last i looked, /vmg/ had the same thread up from launch so opposite problemhere's fine, thanks
Autosaged again?
>>719591274Ignore jannie tards. This is the video games board. You should be allowed to discuss any game you want, whenever you want. Oh no they autosaged another thread and gave someone a warning for talking about a video game. Someone will make a dozen more threads now.
Anons we can still make it to bump limit if we ramp it up kek
Quick, post your favorite honse before the thread dies!
>>719590385>places outside of top 2 onceWhy is she this fucking melodramatic
>>719591374Don't forget that time when they deleted a thread and warned every single IP that "all game generals belong to /vg/"
>>719591274Also, /vg/ has its own clubs, /v/ has its own clubs, they're two separate communities with over 100 people each. They've got a larger population, but we've also got many active clubs here that are their own thing.
>>719591216Too late, I just quoted you on that.>They'll eventually add a lot of deals and paid banners with decent prices in the future, but don't quote me on that
>>719591348tachyon would never do this in front of trainer-san
>>719591430
>>719591023>>719591150The major draw of paid carats is the once a day 50 paid carats roll that stretches your value from 1500 for 10 rolls to 1500 for 30 rolls, but then you're also at additional mercy of not getting guaranteed 2*/SR. Especially on support cards since R cards are useless while trainee dupes at least get you statues. AND banners end before 30 days anyways.
I wonder if he's even capable of realizing he has no hopes of stopping this.
>Autosage the thread>It goes fasterKek, seems like the janny is awake and this is my cue to go enjoy the rest of my day off playing some careers
>>719591430With how fast we're going maybe were getting her in october, so sorry Seiun Sky, see you in the anni banner
>>719591418Yeah I think we can get pretty close, let's go!
>>719591430Fuji!
>>719591430Best girl!
>>719591430The light of my life!
>>719591430mambo
>>719591498Umamusume is a cultural phenomenon
>>719591430my dirt queen
Alright just as promised since this thread got Janny'd, here's my "Umas I have masturbated to" list. If your Uma isn't in the list, then sorry but you have shit taste.Not a specific order btw, just the order I remembered it. And not counting Umas I haven't seen in game, from the future. I feel that's cheating.Mejiro McQueenMihono BourbonKing HaloRice ShowerKitasan BlackSatono DiamondNice NatureMakitanefukukitaruMakitanetannhauserSakura Bakushin OWinning TicketSuper CreekAir GrooveSilence SuzukaCurren ChanEishin FlashTaiki ShuttleGrass WonderMeisho DotoMayano Top GunInari OneEl Condor PasaYayoi AkikawaDaiwa ScarletBiwa HayahideZenno Rob RoyMaruzenskyMarvelous SundayAnd last but not leastHaru Urara
Do you guys actually talk about the active threads and the janny in the /v/ clubs chat?
>The Streisand effect is an unintended consequence of attempts to hide, remove, or censor information, where the effort instead increases public awareness of the information.
>>719591635Online game chats are for selling drugs in a way CIA can't read
>>719591635Not really, trying to chat in game is impossible because of the weird word filter, plus there's like a two line limit. Sometimes people will say something like "he does it for free" but that's about it
>>719591635We try. Dumb fucking censors make it pretty hard to post.
>>719591635Sometimes
>>719588087/v/mapyoi would love to have more OperaChads. Sadly it seems I'm too late to shill in this thread
>>719591705>Sometimes people will say something like "he does it for free"Fucking KEK
What a fraud
>>719591702didn't they caught would be terrorists communicating through WoW?
What a dumb fucking outfit
>>719591643>Janny is a fan and is playing 4D chess and doing this on purpose to make Umamusume more popular.
Club /v/ros, don't look!
>>719591815Sex
RUN SPECIAL WEEK! WE'RE ALMOST AT BUMP LIMIT RUUUUN!!
>>719591815Anon she just wants to fish
>>719586375doing the careers really get you invested and interested in each girls story, and they really arent super sexualized at all. This game is extremely far down the coomer scale, its almost downright puritan in terms of gacha games.
>>719591798Imagine her bush.
EL CONDOR DE CACA
>>719591796>Two digitan victims
>>719591798LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER HEADOH NO NO NO
>>719591815Her design and character is pretty mid.
Look at that cloud
See you next thread, janny.
I hate this little gremlin like you wouldn't believe
>It's even faster than beforeLMAO
.
>>719591815I want to grab that waist so bad
LAST FOR OUR QUEEN
>>719586375Most of them don't have overly tantalizing designs. There are exceptions like Fuji and Taiki, but most of them have very little raw sex appeal compared to most gachas.
>>719591993Jannie just gave us a new goal! We have to reach the finish line go go go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWH5nsOWx-g
WAKU WAKU
>noooooo our 16th thread of the day is on autosage even though its a general ahhhhhhhh
Don't forget to dominate the AI threads that have NOTHING to do with video games no matter how much the jannies try to deny it.
>>719591992SAY HER NAME
>>719592046Taiki is incredibly fucking hot but I genuinely can't sexualize her, she's too nice and I want to go shooting with her instead.
>>719591993These threads remind me so much of prime /dbs/ I hope they don't devolve into whatever the hell they are now.
bow your heads to the king
HOMESTRETCH HASTE
>>719592084General ahhhhhhhh
>>719592105MATINGFUCKUTARU
>>719591893She definitely keeps it short, unlike her mane.>>719591936You will be PUNISHED for your CRIMES
>>719592084https://youtu.be/T1-mJF7gm2A?si=0n5xCRpRyJUfS0C5
>>719592084JANNIE ARE YOU OKJANNIE ARE YOU OKARE YOU OK JANNIE
>>719584986Too many McQueen cakes
The Chads of /v/
>>71959097410 Karmalites won!
>>719590654it's concerning that Tracen only has four tsukkomi in total
TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>719592262
STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT
Almost there...I see it! I see the finish line! TOREINA SAN I'M GONNA DO IT!
>>719592265>G1 lossCareer over...
>>719592328*trips
Is there no good SR/SSR that gives frontrunner skills right now?
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST ANON! I SHALL STOP YOU
Red Shift/LP1211-M
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp86d6Y_h5E
>>719592370Seiun Sky Stamina
>>719592370bro, your Suzuka?
ALMOST THERE, PUSH ON!
>>719592396Whoops sorry linked wrong song!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TjygR8hPJ4
THE VIEW FROM THE LEAD IS MINE!
haaa....haaa....haaa....we....won...
>>719592275to be fair that's already four more than the usual for an anime academy
>Didn't make it
ANCHORS AWEIGH
>>719592491She absolutely crushes Career mode but I didn't see her once in the past CM. Sad
>>719592470This is a Daiwa Scarlet neighborhood
>janny failedLol
SHOOTING FOR VICTORY!
First place is SILENCE SUSUZUKAAAAASecond place is DAIWA SCARETTOOOThird is OGURI CAPPPUUUU
Great thread, let's do it again sometime
>no stamina>no recovsJanny... you never stood a chance
THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>719590809she's not a scout yet
>3.84 PPMEasy 1st
>500 posts
>inb4 404
>>719592612why does she have a single red nail?
I dedicate this win to Janny. May they triple your salary!
>not a single good SSR banner to pull from for like half a year >only maybe one or two horses i want as well>the rest of the good stuff is years away still>Cygames refuses to drop QoL until the anni event half a year awayI love the game but i really feel my enthusiasm draining. I can only log in to hoard gems and farm sparks for so long.
>>719592620500th posts was ages ago, try to keep up
>>719591873>Seiun Sky missing training
>>719592483we need more military inspired racewear
>Goal Complete!
>>719592536Mine did surprisingly well considering I didn't have any Groundwork parents at the time.
>>719592667That would be fucking hilarious
>>719592674So you know she’s mentally ill
>>719592685this but it's taishou roman style specifically
>>719592707Happens
Last for FUCK jannies.
>>719592685There's some good stuff out there.
>thread was an end closerKEK
LET'S BREAK THE RULES AND REALLY PUT OUR BACKS INTO IT
Race 9, G1 Super Sprint. 1.1 mil purse P1, P2 in a second. Or will repost if dead
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT HIS STATS
>>719592831Please delete this.
>>719592795Janny really thought he was gonna reach the finish line first kek.
>Legendary Diva!
>>719592810>Flashnthachicks
>>719592810P2 pick em. Or if dead I'll default to house of lords. He won last time
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH
>>719592868>so it happened AGAIN!
jannies...
All the anons ITT please make your way to the stage for the winning live
>>719592810Apolitical Jess must be quite the stud holy shit
>>719592964Sex with Cheval Grand
>>719592810House of lords, as uma threads are now the house of the lords of /v/
CAMN ON INGERLAND
>>719592956We can blame the umaposters, we can blame the ban cooldown but the truth is, it's not enough
>>719592982UMAPYOI!UMAPYOI!UMAPYOI!
>>719592982KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>719593025lmaoFuck Manchester United btw
>>719593025my boy jannielingz...his hot pocket just needed more time
>>719592982HIBIKE FAAAANFAAAREEEETODOKE GOOORU MA DEEEEEKAGAYAKU MIRAI OOOKIMI TO MITA IIII KARAAAAAAA
Sugoi
LAST FOR SEX WITH CURREN
>>719593105>>719593108KEEEEEEEK
>>719592982I... did not practice the back dancer routine...is it too late to get the reps in now?
FUJI-CHAN'S BIG SWEATY FUJIS
>We might reach 600 after being autosaged at 300You okay janny?
>>719593159LAST FOR FUJI
LAST FOR TAIKI'S SHUTTLES
>>719593209NO, THIS!
Do tomboys really need giant sweaty breasts?
>>719592919I was going to say Born To Be Wild, but we need to start a Beach Fire
LAST FOR SATONO'S DIAMONDS
LAST FOR NISHINO FLOWER'S FLOWER
FAAAAAAASTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>719593208Why..w-why are you doing this?
>>719593258yes
>>719593258It's all about the contrast
I have been searching for a semi-lewd image of Haru getting a bandage applied.
>>719593328Is Golshi a tomboy or just really weird
>>719592982HASHIRE IMA WO MADA OWARENAI TADORISUKITAIBASHO GA ARUKARA SONO SAKI HE TO SUSUMEEEE
ONE LAST PUSH /V/MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jannie caca
Umazing thread
>>719590953
>>719593296>They're making me a back up dancer?>F-FUCK
>>719593296Can I at least get a 3gut spark so I don't feel so bad about it?
WE CAN MAKE IT
>this fucking thread
>>719593295FASTER THAN LIGHT
NEMESISPROF. CURVATURESTRAIGHTAWAY SPURTRED SHIFTTRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>7195933739/1/2025The day the jannie got his ass BLOWN out. Bookmarking this thread, history has been made.
i'm doing my part!
For you :)
love you /v/ma
This thread is about to die so no one will know I want to suck on Teio's nipples.
GO BABY GO
AND FROM THE ASHESTHE UMA RISES STILL
Now to pass the baton!
>>719593459can I use this to scout a SSR card?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE SIMPLY HORSING AROUND
DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>719593482You already told us though though
>600
VICTORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mission...Complete.
This is how /v/ touhou threads went to shit
Lol, image limit reached
>Image limit reached>600 posts over bump limitJANNY L O S T
>>719593016House of lords scratched, went with>>719592909
WE WON
AND IMAGE LIMIT
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
Mambo
>image reply limit reachedHOLY SHIT JANNIES BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719593578Toe hoes were shit from the drawing board. Have you seen those ugly things?
>>719593578Nah it went to shit when faggots started attention whoring and the threads became about themselves posting about themselves. The moment a single fag starts talking in 3rd person for drama I'm out. Not dealing with a shithole like that again
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
Now we take the stage and sing our hearts outORE NO AIBA GA
>>719593658omatsuri mambo
>Image limit>4.22 posts per minute>/v/ overtook /pol/UMACHADS RUN THIS BOARD
HAHAHAHA
