Boy... your mother put out to anyone who asked, but who are we to judge? Now let's keep exploring this mysterious nordic realm, you and I.
>>719584462WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
Come Atreus, your mother is in need of a strong bvll. Let us make haste to Niggleheim.
>>719584462This is clearly a discord thread.
GODS
>>719585202kek
>>719585303This is clearly a butthurt snoy and also very likely a simp so the meme hits home. Go on and tell us about how the screenshot is taken out of context again.
>>719586360Why are you so upset if you already know it's out of context?
>>719584462Have you considered that Kratos said "what your mother did before we met was her business" because what he did before they met was murder his first wife?
>>719587112I don't think that much about run of the mill goyslop for the cattle, in reality devs and fans of this game would love to share their wife
>>719587112I'm sure there were no ulterior motives behind that exact phrasing.
>Who was my real dad?>THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL BOY, IM GOING TO WHOOP YOUR ASS
>>719587905The video game product will teach you what manhood is dear player, anger and revenge bad, forgive and forget.
>>719587112A key that opens and door vs a door that opens for any key
>>719588035Not very better man of him
>>719587905ohnononoHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHA>OG Kratos was written by a woman>This sad excuse was written by a "man"EVEN BETTER
Kratos just knows he would never be able to win that argument.>You fucked HOW many guys before we met?!>You killed your wife and child
>>719586360Be. Better.
>>719588550Women get off on that, he probably opened with that fact
>>719588443>EVEN BETTERBetter man...?
>>719588550>yes I did, but that's why you love me babe
>>719588443People say original God of War is too over the top but recently I rewatched the cutscenes and Kratos somehow felt much more human despite the game being less grounded. Nu-GoW is just garbage for eunuchs
>>719588696Anon, she's a goddess, not a mediocre thot flipping through the mugshots of gang memebers like it was Tinder.
>>719587112Only abusechads and cucks dont care what their wife did before they met. Abusechads because theyre just going to beat her anyway so her being a washed up whore doesnt matter, and cucks because they like it anyway. Kratos manages to be both
>>719588789all the more reason why she wouldn't have normal human values
>>719588789>arguing that she's not attracted to violent men when she married kratos the murderhobolmfao cmon
>>719588443>OG Kratos was written by a womanyou sit on a throne of lies
>>719586021WHERE
>>719586360You are literally the /v/ version of bbc spammers on /gif/.
>>719585202:) >>719586021GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSS THE BULL IS HIV POSITIVE!!!!>>719588654Old Kratos would cuck the hell out of nu Kratos. No women wants to fuck a man with that little self respect
>>719589023IS
>>719589093MY
>>719589127WIFE'S
>>719589181SON?!?!?!?
>>719587905BOYWE MUST BE BETTER MENBY BECOMING WOMENHOLD STILL WHILE I SLICE YOUR WEINER TO MAKE YOU BETTER
why so many threads about this? it's been going on for months
>>719589389Becoming a better man is a process anon
>>719589389Be. Better.
>>719589389We are becoming better men
>>719589724You should have it say*pauses deltarune*Instead because then the disco Elysium speed run joke would be funnier
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO RIDING A SEGWAY!
>>719589724>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>>719589724Oh shit, the plot thickens
BOY call in every guy you know, we must... become BETTER men TOGETHER
>>719590004>drinking and driving a flimsy unicycle at 60mph without a helmetMen, watch carefully, this is how you be better than the men that came before.
>Greek Kratos can solo skyfather Zeus >Norse Kratos needs like 8 people to gang up on old man with a stick Odin >Devs said that Norsetos will beat Greektos huh
>>719590160The absolute STATE of snoys
>>719590160this is some masculinity MGTOW club right? for guys who pretend theyre not total homos while still acting like they are?
The ebony warriors have bigger dicks but we have bigger hearts.
>>719589724he will always be a god
>>719584462This shit isn't god of war.More like goy of soi
>>719589724Fucking hell anon...This is almost like something I expect from the cast of Games Done Quick
This fucking thread
>>719589389someone got mindbroken by the game
>>719589389Its because the writer is a cuckold. The dev turned into a cuckold. They changed kratos into a cuckold soiboy liberal who raises another mans child whilst his wife has been fucking behind his back.All whilst new dancing for gays kratos claims we need to be better men.Its essentially cuckold simulator for liberals. But that actually takes itself seriously and doesn't think it's a bad thing
>>719590440it's stupid but i laughed
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719590793they may as well be fucking each other in the ass that shit is so gay
Isn't it hilarious that they made Nu-Kratos lecture the old one by giving him a monologue about how much better he is now? Another castrated franchise
>>719590004>*dies*what was his end game
>>719590898That shits impressive though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
>>719590710You are not mentally well.
>>719590004I love how he's not cool at all even as he's drinking hands free going incredibly fast. Just total soilent vibes from a single glance
>>719589389>monthstry years newfag
>>719591202Look up the dev and the writer. How am I wrong
>>719590793Say what you want that shit is awesome and you couldn't do a tenth of it.
>>719591307It's not about being right or wrong, it's about being a better man.
>>719591010maybe if it wasn't a basedboy redditor doing it
>>719590160cry in the shower alone like a normal man jesus murphy
>>719584462that wasn't the context
>>719584462That's how it works.I know it sucks that you can't lock up women in cages like we did 80 years ago, but those days are over. Now, we have to enjoy our turn, and let them go when they want to leave. Who knows, you'll find one that won't want to leave, and she just might make you happy.So yeah, the past of the woman you're with, is her business. Unless the last guy she's with was Guido the killer pimp, you really don't want to know, in fact, don't even ask.
>>719590160There's something really offputting about a grown ass man covered in tattoos crying like a little kid, these people are broken beyond repair
Kratos spent the first 3 games fucking random women. I doubt he gives a shit.
>>719588443>OG Kratos was written by a womanNo, "OG Kratos" from the God of War video game series was not written by a woman; the primary writers were Marianne KrawczykAI is odd as thats a woman
>>719592656>men being promiscuous and women being promiscuous is totally the same goy
>>719589389somehow concord threads diedlast of us 2 deadbut be bettter is still alive
>>719592720The greentext and buzzword don't do much to make that not make sense
>>719589389It's been tethered to people's baggage about women and sex, and that's got bitter bitter staying power lol
>>719593034Oh also people's insecurity as it relates to masculinity. A real perfect storm.
>>719592656sad thing is that faggot jaffe said his bi so once a remake happens there will be a twink
>>719593184Not everyone is insecure about their masculinity, sometimes it's as simple as laughing at faggotry
>>719592467>>719592467This is what happens when you don't have options, standard and you're poor/financially retarded. Just purely from a financial standpoint promiscuous women make for a terrible risk factor to your portfolio and assets. Just look at divorce stats for partner count.
>>719592720>N No you see Hellenistic Greeks had the exact same views as me.Do you even understand how many stories/myths boil down to cucking someone?
Is new Kratos physique achievable doing free weights and some light machines at the anytime fitness with a after workout whey protein shake and double dose of creatine or do I have to inject bison testosterone straight into my cock vein and some light steroids to get that muscle? Asking for a friend.
>>719593395>>719593395This shit. Current girl i got the ho facts from a "frenemy" of hers, her friend is ultra religious so she thought the two guys before me was a big deal. One was a dweeb and the other became a preacher down in latam.Shes from a Religious, high trust community, incredibly large family, etc.
>>719584462Unironically, why did Sony find it necessary to include this line?
>>719593501You'd be right except literally everything Nu-Gow has had to go through a filter of beta males without fathers. The dialogue is extremely modern and barely resembles anything that could be mistaken for an older time. It's a product made to demoralize, deconstruct and ultimately destroy.
>>719593682Well what's the context of the line? What were they talking about? Does Kratos have any personal reason for not wanting people to be nosy about other people's past as it relates to his story?
>>719593682Because they want to virtue signal. "See even Kratos does not care about her past!".I stand by my statement that Kratos would not really give a shit about what she did in the past. Having the line in the game is just retarded.
>>719590793Like it or not, this is what RETVRN to MONEKy looks likeJust do this and go lift
>>719593612500mg of test per week, with either tren or dball. Do that for three months then take cycle off until you get to150mg-200mg then do that per week for the rest of your life. Worked for me
>>719584462>>719587905This is why PlayStation is KING. Try not to be too jealous.
Should your future lover judge you for your shitposting on 4chan?
>>719593816It's about her past history of fighting Asgard
>>719593831>>719593831Also I should add you need to lift 5 days a week. Get with a strength trainer at a strongman gym, don't fuck around. Tell him you want to get strong and work with him at least 4 a week.
>>719584462The first game sucked so much, is Rangarok really that much better? Did Kratos remember how to jump?
>>719584462>>719584759WE MUST
>>719593928Ah, no wonder then. He's got a pantheon fighting past he'd also not like dredged up.
>>719593816It's been along time but if I remember right, they are finding hints about her past before she met Kratos, Arteus asks why did Kratos not know about the events they just found out about.
>>719593973Is her gynecologist Cthulhu?
>>719590793Most of them looked jacked so whatever keeps them motivated.
>>719589724/qa/ lives on in our hearts :)
>>719593948>>719593831Got a diet rec?
Are the Nu-GoW games worth playing? I didn't really play the originals and I've heard some people say the new ones are decent if you ignore the writing.
>>719593973I'd rather this be someone faking shit for upvotes but redditors are actually pathetic enough to be with landwhales that slept with dozens of men before settling
WE MUST BE BETTER WOMEN
>>719594328the 1st yes the 2nd no
>>719594546Is the large lady working out worse than the guy saving webms of large ladies working out so he can post and laugh at them on an anonymous video game board? Philosophers weigh in.
>>719594662Anyone getting this fat loses the status of a human being, so anyone not-like-that is always higher on the totem pole
>>719584462>snoyjeet trannies literally defend this cuckshit faggotryfucking hell these trannies are disgusting
>>719594758Yeah but losing that status according to whom? The guy making fun of strangers to impress other strangers? What value does his opinion have in the matter?
>>719589389cry more snoytroon
>>719594805According to everyone, being this obese, the best you could get is being tolerated. Most people will either dislike you, avoid you or actively antagonize you for being like this. I guess maybe in America things are different.
>>719594918And this happens cuz who says so? You? your word hasn't been worth much so far. I'm not convinced.
>>719584462ATREUS!!!!!!!!! LIKE THIS, LIKE THIS!
>>719594998You're right, nobody hates fat fucks, it's all been manufactured. Thank you anonymous for helping me see the truth
>>719594662She's just going to visit Baskin-Robbins afterwards, so it's all moot
>>719595059I can't claim to know what everybody or nobody thinks. That'd be arrogant baseless and likely incorrect. Being those things doesn't sound like being better to me.
>>719595127How can you be a better man/woman if you're fat? You must lose fat to be better.
>>719595029>weintraub
>>719595198Says who? Better and worse has a basis in a value system, and my value system is only for applying to myself. Imposing values on other people isn't effective or my jam generally. I focus on my own stuff.
>>719595270I understand. Why are you here though? From what I can gather, reddit is a much more fitting place for whatever faggot opinions you have
BE *clap* BETTER *clap* MEN
>>719594328The first one is good. The combat is the best part. The story is...ok. The changes to Kratos don't "feel" completely out of character for what an older Kratos would be like. The gory kills were lacking.The second one on the other hand, is a shitshow on all levels. There have been tweaks to the combat so it's not as fluid. The story is hamfisted and feels rushed. Kratos now "feels" like he is being written to trigger chuds on the internet. For a game that features the end of a Pantheon, I assumed the kills would be gloriously gory, I was fucking wrong. It's the most tame shit in the world, made for TV levels of tame. If I had to use a phrase to sum it up "Wasted Potential".
>>719595429Don't forget, I'm here forever. I'll assume the childish name calling means you're about out of steam. Was interesting picking your brain though.
>>719589024They're the same people I'm guessing because BBC gets spammed here too. They're either Russian or Israeli
>>719595625It's not name calling if you are an actual faggot
>>719591381kek
>>719595595Just about the single most entertaining thing in the second one was Mjolnir and Ingrid getting into a bar fight because of course two sentient weapons would.Turned Sif into a coalburner. Turned Thor into a blackout drunk bum dad with PTSD over murdering the Jotnar. Turned Heimdall into Goldenlocks Fondleboys who just happens to be telepathic because the cliche of a telepath being a dickhead is like, fantasy trope 101 shit. Had Freyja go from wanting to kill Kratos to practically begging for the circle above her head, and Tyr is a traveled hippie despite being the God of War and Law. Make it make fucking SENSE.
>>719584462Why is this place so full of fucking losers? It wasn't like this in 2009.
>>719596332seethe snoytroon
>>719584462ARES!!!!!! DESTROY THIS CHUD-TUBER AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719596360I don't give a shit about Sony, Anon. I just want you to stop being so fucking sad. So chronically online.
>>719596552cope faggot
>>719584462FOR MY WIFES SONAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>719596310>the cliche of a telepath being a dickhead is like, fantasy trope 101Name 5 examples
>>719593501You don’t know the first thing about how racist and sexist the Greeks and Romans were. If they saw the world today they’d be asking us why we haven’t fucking killed every jeetnigger and Somalinigger invading our countries now. The Greeks considered half Greek/Scythian babies to be mixed race. They were all white nationalists by modern political standards. Any women speaking disrespectfully to her husband in ancient Rome would be beaten for it.
>>719589389WE MUST BE BETTER
Why does /v/ have so many cuck fantasies?
>>719596689cuck game
>>719596310>and Tyr is a traveled hippie despite being the God of War and Law.Tyr doesn't really have a domain, or much of a character for that matter.His association with war mostly comes from germanic-speaking people naming Tuesday for Tyr, whereas in latin-speaking countries, Tuesday is named for Mars.
>>719590793This should be really cool but the bearded r*ddit men make it look so lame.
>>719596609Emma Frost, Heimdall, Gorilla Grodd, Manchester Black, Centclever The Bojangling Buffoon aka Pennywise the Dancing Clown aka Quartersmart the Madisoning Motley aka Nickelseer the Nutbushing Nimrod.Yes I'm aware that three of them are from superhero comics. No, I don't fucking care because telepaths are always manipulative assclowns.
>>719589389WE HONOR THE WAYS OF OUR GREAT ANCESTORS GOING BACK NEARLY A DECADE AGO… NOT FOR PRIDE, BUT TO GUIDE THOSE WHO COME AFTER. THERE IS MUCH YOU DO NOT YET UNDERSTAND. BE SILENT, LEARN AND BE BETTER.
>>719589724>On a whole new episode of Big Bang Theory
>>719590160But why are they all fucking white? Blm, feminist shit, pride, trans shit, it's always fucking whites
>>719596332>4chan >not full of losersYOU GOT TO BE BETTER MAN
>>719597594Niggas dont care about helping retarded nigs or saving faggots
>>719590004FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
>>719596332its full of underage kids. It makes sense once you realize this
>>719596943Is there specific problem you have with heimdall's telepathy being related to his arrogance? He's never been defeated and believes everyone's actions to betray their true selves besides odin, makes sense to me and is way less offensive than thor or kratos' characterizations in that game.
>>719593712I forgot we had a little racemixing segment for OUR BOY!
LOOK BOY! A WOMEN IS TALKING. SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND LISTEN!
>>719596332Don’t worry I came from r/gamingcirclejerk and I ain’t going nowhere. These losers can’t hurt you now.
>>719592959If you fail to accept that men and women are intrinsically different and the consequences of their actions cannot be judged the same way, then nothing will make it make sense to you.Do you also think a bite from a Pitbull is just as bad as a bite from a Chihuahua? Hey they are both dogs rite?
>>719589724>Pauses disco elysium
>>719592720It's LITERALLY the fucking same, you retard. If a man is being promiscuous that means that women are getting fucked, you goddamn retard.
>>719597142Every Snoy is a gay nigger nowadays, lmaoEven Ninpedos are somehow better
NANDATO? WAIFU SEXO WIT BLACKU MAN? SUGOI, BOCCHAN! SUBARASHI?
>>719589389Anon is just a huge fan of the game and its message.It's quite a culture defining story, a product of the age.Do you not like God of War?
>>719590945its unintentionally based. Kratos sits silently while basedboy monologues on and on, with a contemptuous scoff, kinda based.
>>719596310>Thor being a drunken slobPerfect, but then they HAD to give him the bullshit with his dad. Worse of all you don't even fucking kill him. Odin does.Freyja's story is one of the things that makes the second game feel rushedTyr is Odin for all the game, I know you can find the REAL one post game, but I never bothered. Because not only did the game take forever to beat, but I fucking hated nearly all over it. Sif being a coalburner is another one of those things where the sole reason for the addiction is to trigger the chuds.Oddly enough Heimdall is the only Norse God I like. Because he is so simple. He is a dick and can see the future. He is the ONLY one that gets a semi brutal death. It reminds me of how the Greek gods were handled in the original games.
>>719596650>They were all white nationalists
>>719596420stop shilling your channel
>>719599238Greeks didnt look like that till the Ottomons raped the bitches into browndom.
>>719599238why is the bottom half of the grecian a buttplug
>>719599438Das rite, and Egypt was Black(niggas)You people are made for each other.
>>719584462kratos did things way worse tho...
>snoybros role model
>>719599238“Let the straight limbed man mock the cripple and the white man mock the black” - Juvenal Also need I bring up the fact that Flavius Stilicho one of the Greatest Roman’s who ever lived was literally half Scandinavian you greasy shit stained jeet.
>>719587905Kratos' notion of manhood was brutally murdering and raping everything on sight
>>719589389i like these threadsthey make me a better man
>>719599758You will always be a snow nigger.
>>719598050haha
>>719600062You will always be a street shitter
>>719600231Yea, and?
>>719600291You’re not even human you goddamn curry bandit
>think for years those lines are about cuckery>play the game 5 years later and they are actually about her more or less just organising a giants vs gods rebellion fucking weirdo and his daily spam
>>719597923Had he been prescient that would have been more than enough since if he knows the future, of course he's going to be arrogant. But nobody could predict that the king of the dwarves and Kratos would forge the Draupnir into a spear he can detonate freely.I just have a massive nit to pick when you have a telepath whose arrogant and have the token "Read my mind" scene like with what Thor said to him when Atreus first came to Valhalla.
>>719600421Be better, vote democrat
>>719584462beta men
>>719600062you not white saar
why is this kratos cuck thread stuff getting spammed now more than before?
>>719589724LMAAAAAOOOOO! how does this shit just keep getting more and more creative??
We... We... Ah!... M... Musst... Secureee the existann... Mhm!... Existencce of... Our p... People... and and and... The future for Bla... No! For white children! This... This is fine! I'm f...fucking this nigger... Haa... Completely raw!... Haa... And unprotected!... and this is fine! MMhm... It's fine! Oh... I'm letting him c...creampie my deepest place and this is... P...perfectly fine! F...fuck he is cumming again!! Noo!!! Ahh... B... Because every hot and steamy load this nigger puts into my hungry womb... Haa... Haa... is a load he does not use to impregnate my white ssisters! Hey! I told you, you can't kiss me when you cum insi-MhmMhm... Haa... It's so unfair! Uuu... T... That's right! I'm doing all of this for the white race! Wow, my belly is so warm and full right now... You see, I'm really a racist despite being hopelessly in love with the feeling of a black dick pumping inside me! I can't help it, it's really just my body acting up like a bitch in heat in the presence of a strong and powerful male... B...black male I mean! I promise I am racist! I just can't help but burn a looot of really black and meaty coal! And it's fine even if I get knocked up... Because abortion is always an option for me... But... Haha... I mean the thought of cute niggers growing inside me... The thought of giving birth to my own cute nigger babies is... Well it sure makes my tummy feel so warm... Haha... But... But... I would never... Ever do that... I think... Gods... I can't believe I'm even entertaining this thought... Wait... Sorry... I lied! I... I am secretly hoping I get knocked up every time a nigger cums inside me! I... I want black children! Please put black children in me! Please! Please! Please! I can't hold it back anymore! I want to have black babies please!
>>719602220>TFW the Carthaginians first explored sub Saharan Africa they confused literal gorillas with the local niggersEven North Africans hate nogs and see them for what they are.
>>719590793why the fuck are they swinging around like monkeys?? they're white, not black. they should act like it.
>>719602787Imagine if you will, someone has been obsessed with the idea that Kratos is a cuck for nearly 3 years. Everyday, every moment the idea that Kratos is a cuck and soi that raises someone else's son is bouncing around in his head. I would not be surprised if they don't use AI to help churn out posts.
>>719594546
>Not gonna lie dad, all this "better man" stuff sounds cringe and Vanirpilled fr fr. I'm going to vote for Odin a third time and have sex with Thrud without giving her cunnilingus first
>>719603478>colonizes black pussy
>>719597594it stands out more because it's rare meanwhile all blacks are gay
>>719589389The journey is no less important as the destination is
>>719584462any other bloke saiyng this I'd laugh at but whats the problem with kratos, the guy has fucked women into comas, he got into bed with the fucking goddess of love and fertility herself and her groupies, then fucked them all until the room shook and they were nigh immobile afterwards,when I first heard this line I was like "kratos has fucked an unreal number of pussy so I guess he doesn't care whatever his wife did before they met, 2 way street", I thought that sentiment would be shared hereThe real twisted shit is what they did to my guy mimir>have a gf>shit hits the fan >fast forward and you're beheaded >reunite with gf>gf says she loves you despite being just a head and takes you to her tent for what's implied to be epic Valkyrie pussy eating time>fast forward>valk says she doesn't know how she feels now and she has to go "find herself">ditches the talking head that is you, to go explore the world alone>all this while the possibility of you getting your body back to actually be with your valk gf, is floating around, yet never once acknowledged Messed up
Daily insecurity circlejerk.
WTF! This video game offends my insecurities! WOKE!Now let me get back to playing Roblox or Minecraft, yep that's a real video game!
>>719591307Buddy, you spend too much time online, that's all I can really say anymore with you people. I played both of these games, enjoyed them and it wasn't until I got on /v/ that I see how absolutely insane some of you guys are. You can't even enjoy anything anymore your brains are so rotted to the core.
>>719584462BOY WE MUST PREP YOUR MOTHER FOR BETTER MEN
>>719604427If we were confident and secure, we wouldn't need to become better men, now would we? And so the struggle continues. Hoping the day may come where we won't feel threatened by such things as confident women, or video game characters who are younger and more attractive than we are.
>>719602874Yeah I thought that scene was a bit much too but at least I got the qte on my second try.
>>719604652That's cute. I have 1k hours on this game (and 1k on 2018) and I agree with the sentiments here, even though /v/ go about it in a retarded way.The writers are cucks and women, and they made kratos a cuck.The combat is good though, with some fancy tech thrown in there.Valhalla DLC is great also.
>self improvement is now woke according to discord ttoons
BOYSELF IMPROVE, ATREUS
>>719602874this
>>719606094A lesser man would think of himself as a step father ten times over. But a BETTER man knows in his heart he is a FATHER (figure). Ten times over.
>>719599810"Manhood" was never brought up in the original games.
>>719592502Tattoos have estrogen in them, no joke.
>>719584462an entire generation of stories written by SSRI BENZO heads
>>719594662Those hogs aren't working out, they are breaking their knees. Also this is clearly fetish content, you retard. Almost as retarded as running with 300+ pounds.
>>719602587Chances are the next game is getting announced soon. It's been a little awhile, and fans are probably accepting the norse games are all they have. I enjoy the games and laugh at the cuckshit despite there being some truth to the woke crap taking over the series. The 1st one is the best, 2 has the best action, and from there is just goes down. He still does badass things in the new games, they're just watered down by his words instead of enhanced by them.
>>719604402Kratos would not care, and as someone who would not care he absolutely would not be saying this faggot shit.
don't you guys get bored of having the same threads over and over
>>719607812rightoid media literacy, everyoneincredible
>>719604402his original body by the time ragnarok rolls around is probably completely decomposed and consumed by the tree, though they could probably just magic up a new one.
>>719590160It would be less gay if it was an orgy.
>>719590945Kratos never was a good character anyway.
>>719589389>"Why do people care about things!?">"Why isn't everyone a nihilist like me!?!?"
>>719590160>POV a Roman legionnaire arriving in Brittain.
>>719589389You just know Kratos son is clipped. Every cuck is.
>>719589389>for monthstry years anon
>>719590793That's some insane grip strength
>>719584462>Fucks and even rapes random women across all the trilogy (with a mini-game included!)>Kills his wife and child while he's at it>Not wanting to fuck and pillage anymore is somehow bad I'll just never understand this board.
>>719590793that shit cant be good for your joints
>>719589389Threads will continue until we become better men.
>Dude, where‘s my wife‘s son?
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile rolemodels whom young men can look up to and learnpositive masculinity from. When strong independentwomen, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children andneurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen andlearn how to give them a voice and empower them. Wewill not go back. Now help me prep the bull for yourmother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TOCLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLSDICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROATWHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS MITH YOUR TONGUE.BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>719584462man I gotta get Ragnarokimagine how many people it'll trigger...
Why Kratos was played by a monkey in this live action adaptation of nu-GoW?
>>719597594Why settle for less. Even faggots can be picky.
I don't understand how this game was able to trigger so many people
>>719587905And there it is
>>719591202Who asked you, faggot?
>>719587905And what motivate would that be?
>>719602942This could save Europe: when civil war inevitably comes to France and the UK, blacks and arabs will fight each other
>>719584462Damn, Loki's mother looks like THAT?!
Why do snoys like this movie so much?
>>719584462Gag
>>719590793This is fucking excellent. Not only are they building shock strength, but also maxing agility.
>>719587905mimir is right though, odin's way of raising thor was passed down to thor's sons, and they ended up being pieces of shit so now they are dead
>>719590945
>>719613936No. Shit like this deserves the 24/7 ridicule.
>>719589389eternal broken incels coping
>>719584759WMBBM.EMUSTBEBETTEEMEN
>>719587112It's not your business who your wife fucks before (and during) the time you're married. You simply must be a better man, a stepdad who STEPPED UP!
>>719589296WE MUST BE BETTER MEN IN ORDER TO BETTER PASS AS WOMEN!BOY, THE PEAK OF MASCULINITY IS BEING A TRANSEXUAL! COME, LET US CUT OFF OUR DICKS AND BALLS TOGETHER AND BE FREE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY!
>>719590004The consequences will never be the same!
>>719614458>2000 years later >It's still the same
Boy, come closer and listen to me, these TeaApp women have been leaked but that is not right boy, maybe you think that is funny but you are just being a bigot incel racist nazi... boy, we must be better, more empathetic, docile and obedient to these women, we must empower them.... boy, these women are not ugly, their beauty lies in how imposing and brave they are in making their voices heard, even a woman with two beautiful mixed-race mulatto sons is more imposing than me even though I am a god... boy, don't be a sexist pig, be better. Listen and learn from these women... and if you can, put her in positions of power because that is our duty as better men... now repeat after me... TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TOO.
>>719590004We MUST segue our way into being better men
>>719593395Never share your financials with a woman. Always have a near-empty account that you get direct deposits into. Never link accounts. Put your family or friends as your ebenficiary without their knowledge until you know it's safe. Do not have account management apps on your phone, do it from a computer. At the same time, DO live apparently well above your means, tell her you're just good at budgeting (and help her with her budget), buy surprised gifts and travel. Women aren't good with dimenional analysis, which includes finances, but they can smell when things are *just*right* and when they don't want to rock the boat.
god of numales
>>719599238Read this and then pivot back to "it doesn't matter"
>>719594546I'd never shame anyone trying to actually do something against being overweight. It's only the ones that act like its completely fine that deserve to be shamed
>>719587905>literally just Christianity but without GodHoly fuck I hate neo-puritans
>>719590793This shit looks fun as fuck but he needs to shave and get contacts can't take this faggot seriously at all
Only Sif & Atreus shota dom could have saved this gamehttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14669253
>>719589389The game is unironically on the same level as something as Dustborn, just "hiding" it's disgusting anti-white and anti-male messaging behind high production value and action.
>>719584462>the avatar of semitic, civilization ending deicide lectures you on moralitylollmao
>>719623795It's not the same level at all anon
>>719590945it's writen by a female
Boy, get to walmart. In order to be better men, we must become stronger.
>>719587112He did way more than just murder his first wife, so it's understandable that he doesn't want to pry or judge someone else's past.
>another 300 posts of this shit every day
>>719623963It absolutely is. Dustborn is just way more blatant and ugly about it, but the ideology is the same.
>>719595625Get a load of this retard
>>719584462
>>719588124>memespewing retard with zero reading comprehension
>>719590793This looks cool as fuck, I want to do this
>>719588124This analogy actually has zero explanatory power and relies solely on the visual similarity.
>>719590710You retards finally really started believing your own circlejerk gaslightingAtreus is his biological son, who inherited his spartan rage tooNothing even implies that his wife was cheating behind himThe "better men" shit is literally just a youtube essay's monologue, not the game's or what the game's plot is about.Kratos is literally just a stern, grumpy father, teaches his son to hunt and fight and scolds him harshly all the time. He is just a decent human being now who could also pass as a conservative father these days as anything else.Also that single line about him telling Atreus that his mom's past before they met is none of his business was not said in the context of talking about past lovers, but in the context of it being implied that she had a similar kind of mysterious, shady past that kratos himself also had and that he doesn't want his atreus to know about
>>719625785I think you misunderstand the purpose of this board. No one here plays video games. They just make up things to bitch about in games they never play in order to trick other people who will likewise never play the games. 4chan is just one big LARP where straight white middle class male twenty-somethings pretend to be oppressed.
>>719613936We are striving to become better men.
>>719618641ATREUS! HAVE YOU CAST THY NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FYRE? 5000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
>>719623160>>719623160NTA but goodness gracious, let's see...>implying that old senators going into power means they were blonde blue-eyed ubermensch>implying the greek gods were actually greek and not fallen angel spawn>implying egyptians were all the same race and not a hodge-podge of people like the romansAnd lastly...>implying nords could invade ROME
>>719625357it has all the power, thats why sois like you seethe
>>719604652This, I became a cuckold but unironically and now I can just enjoy things. You're on a good path bro.
>>719587905They just had to put some kind of "toxic male" mention in there somewhere didn't they?
>>719626698You're a good man and a fantastic cvck, friend.
>>719626646It really doesn't. It's the equivalent of saying "IT JUST DOES, OKAY?!?"Which is why you're now doing the same thing in its defence
>>719590945why is old kratos so lanky?
>>719590004How did he fall? He was going well
>>719584462Lets be real he probably didn't tell much about his own past to his norse wife either
>>719595595>made for TV levels of tameIronically it might be Sony's new direction because of TV/movie tie-ins. The TLOU games were quite gory but the TV show was very PG-13, it's like they didn't want the characters to be disliked in any way.
>>719625913delete this
>>719589389Jews saw how much power Kratos had and cut that down in game. Jeets are then payed by Jews to ensure better men posts flood any GoW discussion on /v/ to piss me off instead of posting Rule34 of the girls.
>it's ok when she does it
>>719597142>you must always remember that we are the Last of Usholy kek
/v/ is full of manlet non-gamer autists who wish they were black. it's why they constantly post this image of Kratos telling his kid, who carries his own spartan rage, that faye may have been a war criminal who caused innocent people's deaths in her battles, based on an old battlefield where one of those wars took place that they'd just heard about. Kratos explicitly tells mimir he doesn't want to discuss it because he hates the idea that faye might've only hooked up with him and had his kid precisely because of how powerful and good at war and destruction kratos was, so he could help the giants in another war together against odin. the manlet mutts on this board that spend a majority of their waking life every single day watching black cuckporn see the screenshot and instantly start thinking about cuckoldry instead. at the end of the day, you fat stubby millennials are just pollacks, mutts, spics, indians, and other assorted short, failed "men" addicted to cuckporn. you know you'll never have a chin or a family, so anytime you come across anything normal and good, you HAVE to start projecting your cuckporn addiction and fantasies onto it in order to corrupt it and ward off your feelings of inadequacy. when you see a family, you instantly start imagining scenarios where it gets broken up through sin and corruption. because you broke yourself with sin and corruption, and you need everyone else to be the same.
>>719587905>Toxic MasculinityKek, modern gaming
>>719628919>this kills the endymion lardasses and critical drinker subscribers
>>719604652You are a BETTER MEN than I.
>>719588124A pencil that enters a lot of sharpeners becomes useless. A sharpener that takes a lot of pencil stays useful.
>>719629601>sharpens pencil only once, throws it awaytry harder, cucky
>>719629696Your illiteracy is not my problem.
>>719626974You must be a better man to understand it.
>>719629601masterclass baityou captured the profound woman retardation perfectly
>>719588124>>719629601A sword that enters many bodies is a good sword. A body that can handle many swords is a good body.
You ever think lefties seethe because their fuck ideology prevents them from being funny? I’m talking about them seething about this on top of the seethe about their constant losses or that their ideology is being killed in front of their eyes world wide. >>719629045I didn’t read your first post. No one did.
>>719587905You can't make this up. It's like if /v/ tried to make parody of your average DEI gayme.
>>719630003Whoops, cuck, not fuck. I should have been a better men and read my post before posting.
>>719589389>anon doesn't want to be a better manGet a load of this hot head.
What's the point of these threads
>>719587905stupid cuck game, god I hate sony so much
>>719630178to make snoytroons like you seethe
>>719584462Would /v/ have preferred if he was actually talking about her sex life? I know there are a lot of cuckolds here, probably more than any other community. And they sure as fuck don't play games.
>>719584462To be fair, his wife probably wasn't asking how many people he fucked back in Greece either. At least he didn't carry over any specific Greek traditions regarding little boys to Atreus.
>>719630003All the funniest people I know are leftists. Meanwhile all the dour pessimistic doomers are rightoids. You can even see it in this place. What passes for "humour" around here is just repeating a handful of accepted mean-spirited jabs. There's no playfulness, no originality, no wit.
BOY; WE MUST BE BETTER MEN; TOXIC MASCULINITY
>>719630335/v/ loves NTR and ERP more than videogames.
>>719630487There is also no wit in your post. It's low quality bait.
>>719584462>didn't fall for the PS4/PS5 scam>Snoyny revenue is so bad they release their woke garbitch on PC>Pirate it out of curiosity >Realize it's nothing but leftcuck propaganda>Realize snoys unironically paid 70 bucks or more to be propagandized >Come here to laugh at them
>>719631032Your bmi is higher than your iq and the best part of your week is when you sit in a livestream of a faggot like critical drinker or the million clones he has with other secluded fags like yourself.
>>719630003Do you think a lifetime of watching based livestreams from other Gen X and millennial pencilnecked faggots like yourself will make for a good deathbed flashback? I think it'll be the only funny and legitimately amusing thing your brain will ever generate.
>>719631150>OH YEAH?....WELL...I BET YOU ARE FAT AND DUMB!and these subhumans wonder why they lost the culture war...and this is only year one, can't wait for the inevitable LGBT purge
>>719630335Weird mentally ill faggot. Enjoy your third world country.
>>719631347Go away now *farts and shitting noises while the divorcees and failsons applaud the savior of their race*
>>719630749I wasn't making a joke. If I had wanted to make a joke I'd fuck your mum without a condom.
>>719630487>>719631259>lefties seethingMust be a day ending with us taking some of your rights away. You must be better men.
>>719631865When you see how narrow critical drinkers neck is, do you throw up a roman salute to honour him for being the man carrying your race on his back?
>>719631865I am a better man than you lolIt's precisely why you're such a bitter, resentful little creep. You live to tear others down.
>>719632123>>719632141You must be groomer men.
>>719631865You're not a right winger though. You're a porn addict that spends a majority of your time thinking about black men. You're just a cuck, that's why you cope by spending day after day after day making random posts about a game even though you don't play any games. You don't actually do anything, you just wait for a new marvel movie to get announced so you can go on twitter next to all the other Gen X failures and post for weeks on end about how you went watch it and don't care about it.
>>719593395>to your portfolio and assetsSorry, I haven't shoved my head all the way up a Jewish ass like you kek
>>719632338>how you went watch ithow you won't* watch it
>>719632338I stopped reading 4 words into your wall of projection. Glad to hear it, or sorry it happened.
>>719632592You read the whole thing and felt the same pit of anxiety that fat fags like you probably feel whenever it's time to speak to a real human being on the phone to place an order for whatever slop you're guzzling down your gullet any given night. You're a cuck, not a right winger.
>>719632913>You're a cuck, not a right winger.Now, Anon, he's clearly both, and in fact, in the Venn diagram of right wingers and cucks, the small "right winger" circle is entirely subsumed by "cucks".
>>719584462>>719587112>>719587905>Game is LITERALLY "Dad good, family good, single moms bad" >Rightie /v/ has had a meltie about it since launch because Kratos+beard=Basedjak and a single line taken out of context
>>719631347>can't wait for the inevitable LGBT purgenothing bad needs to happen to them, they only have to be fired from decision making positions ASAP. microsoft is already doing the culling, snoys are next.
>>719633152I can't wait to watch 20 minute videos from half a dozen different channels everyday in anticipation of this. I watch them everyday on the edge of my seat.
>>719589389it's gonna be funny until santa monica studio ceases to existuntil then, threads
GOOOOOODS!!!
>>719590004>GODS
>>719596332away normalfag
>>719631407Don't project your life onto me, favela fodder.
>>719633246snoys haven't made a decent game since, god I can't even remember LMAO. last 10 years were lost to woke nonsense and service slop. I wish them luck going forward with the same strategy. microsoft is at least trying to recalibrate.
>>719633246sounds like a you problem teebeeaych
>>719633407So true. One day we'll win again. I'm going to feel so vindicated that day. I already do, but it'll be extra special that day. I'm gonna watch so many videos about this shift in the meantime.
>>719633114Damn you really felt personally attacked by the thread.
>>719633314LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>719584462everyone who complains about this line has never been in a relationship with a woman
>>719633314kek
>>719633478bro I'm already spending all my money on chink gacha and other stuff they make. I won't give snoys or any other western company a single penny even if they try really really had to be based.
>>719590793This is what happens if you don't make your kid leave the playground
>>719633593bro we're gonna run these streets bro. one day everyone's gonna respect us. just watch. it'll all be so worth it.
>>719590793You can make fun of him but 99.9% of you couldn't pull that off.
>>719633753Maybe ask him to carry something up a flight of stairs where he can't offload everything to momentum and he'll kill himself.
>>719633678you lost $400 million on trannycord and wasted almost $4 billion on a dysfunctional studio lmao. go cry in your pillow nigga.
>>719633753>i can't swimg like a monkey in a playgroundOh noooorino it's so overinoooo
>>719584462>>719587905GODS, I hate leftists so much. What is the end goal here? To produce weak men? To what end? Women won't want to fuck them so the cycle of weak men will end there. Do leftists even consider the future when they do shit like this?
>>719590793>>719633753GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
gay sex with kratos
>>719633992weak men create hard times, simple as
>>719634146Shut up, Atreus
>>719584462I never liked og gow, but new kratos is just a bitch.
>>719621113>theyThose are not xir pronouns, chud
>>719633753It's not hard when you have muscle mass and weight like a woman. If he was good, he would do actual climbing and not these monkey jumps.
>>719590793Why can't i be this fit and active?
>>719633753True, but I could still beat him up.
>>719633497What was that about projection?
>>719633992>weak menBruh like someone already pointed out ITT Kratos is the quintessential conservative dad. Tough but fair, wants his son to be able to stand on his own two feet, takes no shit. Also built like a brick shithouse. This whole "weak man" narrative is nothing but posturing by scrawny pencil-necked dweebs trying to perform some over-the-top pantomime of masculinity to compensate for their perceived shortcomings.
>>719635180I would cuck Kratos. And beat him like a bitch. But I fear he would like all of this.
>>719633992>Do leftists even consider the future when they do shit like this?their body count is at 100 million dead across 20th century alone. leftism is mental illness.
>>719635353You would beat the literal God of War
>>719635180>posturing by scrawny pencil-necked dweebsnice try anthony
>>719602220Now they pollute Norse mythology with those subsaharans.
>>719635618You're mistaken, 100 million is the death toll of capitalism roughly every decade, through preventable illness, hunger, and war. Leftism didn't come close to that number in almost a whole century of existing socialism - detractors of communism like to include things like "nazi invaders killed" and "children who were never conceived due to increased living standards" and also "Stalin totally admitted to personally strangling ten gazillion kulaks so that counts" to reach 100 million
>>719633928If only you weren't broke, you could superchat drinker about this epic dunk, and he could pat you on the head to make up for the faggot father that never raised you.
>>719588097Expecto patronum.
>>719589007You're welcome to debunk it.
>>719633928See? These "we must be better men* threads are literally just black faggots in their 40s and 50s who got mindbroken because muh xbox sales collapsed and uncle Phil went third party.it's literally just fat jobless negroes and spics spamming this cuck fantasy because the fact that their precious xbox lost a generation in a meaningless console war buckbroke them, so now they're going to spend the rest of their monkey lives spamming these threads every single day. Because they're monkeys who have nothing better to do than to gaslight themselves into thinking they're fighting a "turf war" against the "snoy niggas". Actual monkeys with no worth or respect for their own time.
>>719596928Mostly this.
>>719636157Oh god it's that "hold the line" "advance the line" nigger. The one that's so old he has a white beard. It's the kinds of niggers that follow those kinds of shows every single day. No wonder they'd be this committed to spamming this shit.
>>719595595>The combat is the best part. They could have done a bit more balancing to not make mashing square the optimal strategy.
>literal chimps like picrel are spending every single day making these threads>this is their revenge for xbox>xbox is the best box and I am the best botno wonder these fags couldn't even invent the wheel
>>719636668Ignore me. I thought you were talking about the old gow because you used that image >>719595595
Lefties are fucking seething. Good, die mad. You lost.
>>719584462The thing virgins and incelsndont understand is that it goes both ways, she doesnt asks about the time Kraros fucked Aphrodite, etc
>>719632913>You read the whole thing and felt the same pit of anxietyNope. Stopped reading a few words in. Same with your cuck response. This is as much as I read. Seethe and type, won’t read lmao
>>719599531It's akin to a wax figure on a stand.The meme is reference a very chimp faced black woman (hence the forward jutting jaw and big lips on all edits, including anti edits) looking at an egyptian pharoah's bust/decorative coffin lid/something as if she looks like him, saying that Egyptians were black and of her lineage.
>>719636668mashing buttons definitely doesn't work on higher difficulties, I had to abuse air-borne attacks
>>719635853@grok is this true:>"Capitalism kills 100 million every decade" is such Reddit-tier cope it hurts. Hunger? Capitalism made food so abundant that poor people are fat. Meanwhile, socialism = breadlines, ration cards, and people boiling shoes for soup. If communism were in charge, you’d be queuing 6 hours for a potato and getting shot for complaining.>“Preventable illness”? Under capitalism life expectancy doubled, vaccines and antibiotics wiped out plagues, and you can literally get your heart replaced with a machine. Socialism’s health care track record = waiting lists longer than Stalin’s mustache hairs. You’re alive to whine because medicine was profitable.>“War”? Cute, but humans bashed each other’s skulls long before factories. The biggest socialist states fought plenty of wars too, and when they weren’t at war they were killing their own people.>And stop with the fake body counts. Capitalism’s “deaths” are just hand-wavy math like “someone got sick, capitalism did it.” Meanwhile socialism has actual corpses stacked to the horizon. Mao starved 30–45 million in peacetime because he thought sparrows were capitalist agents eating grain. Stalin starved Ukraine on purpose while exporting food. Pol Pot turned a whole country into a death camp. That’s not “detractors exaggerating,” that’s history.>Receipts? Capitalism cut extreme poverty from 90% in 1820 to under 10% today. Billions lifted out of poverty, hunger rates plummeted, life got longer, and even the broke guy on the street has a smartphone and cheap calories. All because innovation, trade, and industry were unleashed.>So yeah, cry about “capitalism’s body count” while you type on a capitalist-built device, eating capitalist-grown food, kept alive by capitalist-developed medicine, on a capitalist-run website. Socialism can’t even keep the lights on.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYSWHERE'S MY STEAM OG GOW GAMES' COMPILATION
>>719635901>faggot fatherthat's a you problem. lmao
>>719635853Who are the capitalists and who are the socialists?
>>719637402>What does the twitter answer machine think twitter would answer to this question>Surprise surprise it's uninformed bullshit
Lefties on /v/ are hilarious. The fuck you doing here? You’re losing everywhere else that’s important and you’re gonna spend time shit posting on a website that will always be right wing and clown on your pathetic faggots? This is how you want to spend your time while losing the culture war you started?You must be better men.
>>719636157I only come into these threads to laugh at mentally ill snoys. microsoft might have lost the console war forever (which was obvious since don mattrick moment) but they'll make fuckload of more money by selling cod on gaystation. you niggers don't even care about competing, taking 30% bribe cut seems like a huge victory for snoy cucks.
>>719638080go check the facts then retardo.
>>719638176But anon, everyone who disagrees with mainstream astroturfed thought is from /pol/, a pornbrain, and a weirdoYou don't want to be a weirdo, right?
>>719638176There is nothing right wing about making fun of an aspiring family man who seeks to care for his son while toning for his past atrocities.
>>719633139>Yes goy, you SHOULD take care of a kid that isn't yours all by yourself! No, you shouldn't ask about his mother's past!
>>719638721>toningatoning
>>719638721There’s nothing to atone for. He’s a monster responsible for the deaths of millions. And it’s hilarious that lefties try to steer kratos towards atonement when they happily cancel people for mean words they might have said 20 years ago.
>>719597594Cause it's all of white's problem centered around genital
>>719584462It's sad that bald + beard looks like a fucking faggot now, even more +glasses
I miss bloodlusted, gigachad Kratoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB1_mcTiOYs&list=RDkB1_mcTiOYs&start_radio=1
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
sex with Frey(j)a
>>719584462thats not at all what he said though
>>719641909You must have better media literacy.
>>719584462Isn't Atreus supposed to be Loki or something?
>>719588097same thing the bible teaches us
>>719618821Destroying civilization and all things good and holy, of course.
>>719589389they are doing an amazon show and they decided to start with nu-GoW and will have flashbacks to his past life. They are also trying to do a re-release of GoW and want to change a bunch of shit
>>719590793I see, monkeymaxxing is the way to go.
>>719637402hot damn, socialists btfo
>>719599810>rapingthat wasn't necessary, all those quick time events where you fuck women where consensual
>>719594662Showing them "working out" is useless.Just show them consuming less than 2,200 calories per day for weeks at a time and we will have respect.
>>719633992>create pussy men>less competition
>>719638176imagine typing this unironically
>>719590793
>>719645205Imagine being a leftist unironically. Even worse if you’re white.
>>719589127PIPE
Your mother's boy... your mother put out to anyone who asked, but who are we to judge? Now let's keep exploring this mysterious nordic realm, you and I*
>>719587905>this is what snoycucks consider good writingthey need to get cancer and die ASAP
MENGATHER ROUNDSIT AND DONT SPEAK AND LISTENWE MUST BE BETTER MENTOGETHER
>>719590793This is embarrassing. It holds no productive or proactive value. It's like watching toddlers giggling on a playground, except it's 40 year old men with no families or children. It's all so tiresome.
Nothing more amusing than /v/irgins acting like their very souls are being attacked and erased by children's toys.
>>719606094What a pathetic edit lmao, nigcels seething.
>>719584462GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS, THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.
>>719647082What would your mom say if she saw you writing this post? I think she'd be mighty disappointed.
>>719629601Kek
>>719641848Freya toes
>>719585202lel
>>719590793oh...my...soience...
>>719633139Its a little more than that.>Casuals think the OG trilogy didn't have depth or themes about family and tragedy>People thought this GoW2018 would be a reboot>Sony was going downhill after having a good run shitting on Xbox fans and people were tired of the memes.The memes about NuGoW are fine, but I feel like too many people wanted this game to be bad, looked for the first youtuber opinion to latch on to and dismissed the game entirely.Then it came out on PC and some realized that it was really good.
>some realized the game was really good
>>719641848Why do all the gods in nu-GoW look so unimpressive? Like how do you take the fiery and enigmatic personalities of the Norse gods and make them all so bland looking.
>>719650423Odin looks like a hobbo and is voiced by a jew
>>719633139>Dad good, family goodWhen you’re doing what mom wants>single moms badMaking shit up already?
