both of these whores betrayed you
>>719600218... with a BBC Bvll...
>>719600258Based
>>719600218And I respect her decision
huh
There's no man alive who can resist my charm
>>719600218And both were raped for it.
>>719600218big boss really should've known something was up when a petite blonde-haired blue-eyed girl said she was a colombian or whatever
Oh to get high enough in special forces that they order you to rape 30 year old jailbait...
>>719600463how's this thing supposed to be chinese?
>>719600218I forgive them because I am a better man now
>>719600619parents are both whitepatriots get a hold of her by any meanssend her to Chinashe gets training there
>>719600218don't care still impregnated both
>>719600258>>719600301These fags then cry women dont date them lmao
>>719600258hot
>>719600782so she's only "culturally" Chinese then, not genetically.
>>719600782>patriots get a hold of her by any meansBut the Patriots haven't been formed yet
>>719601485no shit
>>719601687she was take by the philosophers, not patriots, my bad
It makes sense in 3 because Big Boss isn't really That Guy yet who will do anything it takes to carve out his merc utopia.Doesn't make sense in PW but then again Big Boss character never makes sense post MGS3 because Kojima is too busy sucking his dick and trying to keep him 'didu nussing wrongu', to the point V is more interesting than "Big Boss".
>>719601485Smartest nu-MGS player
>>719600619She's not, she only works for China. She was taken by the Philosophers to be a Spy as a child from Idaho to train in their US-Soviet-Chinese Facility. She later joins the side of China, and they give her a boob job because american big boob spy.
Wait a minute. No. Eva is literally Chinese because isnt she Solid Snakes mother and there was some lore shit about Solid Snake being part asian.
>>719600218>betrays you and then gets sent the fake legacy ocelot is such a chad
>>719600218Those are her ENHANCED breasts. She must have been literally flat beforealso silicon isn't real boob
>>719603679That's why he's the best character (and the cutest)
>>719603614It's her eggs in a surrogate, which was Japanese.
>>719600782>>719602175fucking metal gear i cant tell the difference between ironic troll retardation and genuine kojima retardation
>>719603832No shit it's not real boob, a lot of it is because of surgical scarring and the way materials like silicone work in general when it comes to them being firm.
>>719603986They're both correct, that's the actual reason.
She is a double agent of a faction within the American branch of the philosophers that would eventually lead to the patriots, and was sent to be trained as a Chinese spy to get closer to Russia. Her mission was to pose as a representative of the Chinese faction to steal the chip from Volgin, the Russian branch, and the main American branch while framing the Chinese branch for the theft. Ocelot was also a double agent for this faction, but as a spy on the Russian side. The real way to see this is in their guns. Ocelot is far more handy with a single action revolver (popularized by the US wild west) and Eva gives snake a customized 1911.
>>719600218I forgive only Paz.
>>719603986You never heard of someone getting shanghai'd? Literally a real thing
>MGS 6 never ever>Even if we got it, it wouldn't be the same without La CreatividadThis truly is The Phantom Pain(TM)
>>719605447what would MGS6 even be about.Snake can't do Tactical Espionage Action anymore, he's sterile so no mini-Snake and all other clones are dead.
>>719605806My Hero Johnny
>>719600218Only right gets raped for it though, which is based
>>719605447Kojima lost the ability to make MGS anywayAny superfan could do it better at this point
