Happy frog wife, happy frog life, mama always said.
made for me
cloaca
>>719601016I couldn't finish BG3 the combat is too bullshit.
>>719601016Literally built for NO ONE AHAHAHAHA FUCKING NO ONE LIKES SOME ANTHRO FROG LMAOOOOOO
>>719601187t. squid
>>719601187That's where you're wrong, bucko!
I've never played her game but I'd fuck that frog
weird how the space frog girl turned out to be the wholesome romance option while the cute goth half elf chick turned out to be a massive whore.
>>719601016>>719601450shes so hot...
>>719601749
>>719601135I still enjoy BG3. But I really, really wish it would have been built on AD&D or 3e. Even 4e might have been preferable over 5e.
>>719601016in my last ending i rode a dragon with her 'my source of bruises' <3
>>719602026>it would have been built on AD&D or 3e. Even 4e might have been preferable over 5e.what's the difference?
>>719602256Did you go for the lore accurate playthrough and equip her and your character with that binding ring? She takes some of the damage you do, but you guys also share a buff. You literally become the source of her bruises.
>>719601123Does that mean she could shit on your dick while you're fucking her?
>>719602401i never could find the matching ring..
>>719602316Ever played BG1 or BG2? They were based on AD&D. Ever played the Kingmaker or Wrath of the Righteous Pathfinder games? Those games are based on what was essentially a fork off of 3e D&D. 4e boardgame-ified the hell out of D&D, which isn't necessarily a bad thing in a vacuum, but it essentially casualized the hell out of the broader RPG experience and made for a game a lot less suited for freeform play. For a literal videogame however it'd probably be much less of an issue however since videogames don't have GMs anyway. 5e D&D is what BG4 was based on. So that's what you got. In its beta stages 5e D&D basically tried to marry the best qualities of 3e and 4e. An ambitious goal, and though the beta versions of 5e might have actually done an interesting attempt at goal, the 5e that we actually got and have today is like a bastardization of both editions and doesn't really have any great strengths of its own.
>>719602551https://bg3.wiki/wiki/True_Love%27s_EmbraceThe wearer of this item gains:>Intimate Embrace: One of a magical pair of rings, this allows the wearer to cast Warding Bond once per Long Rest on a creature wearing the matching ring.>Fond Caress: One of a magical pair of rings, this allows the wearer to receive Warding Bond from a creature wearing the matching ring.>Warding Bond is a level 2 abjuration spell. It allows spellcasters to bolster an ally's defenses while also sharing any damage they receive.
>>719602551>>719602401>>719603037
>Yet another tencent shill thread
>>719601016She's fuck ugly and sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day while drinking hard liquor but thankfully there are mods that make her cute
>>719602982i see a lot of people mentioning how some classes like trickster domain cleric are very good in d&d but aren't well implemented in gameim guessing you feel this happened with a lot of other classes and skills?
>>719603127>>719603037thank you ghaik
>>719601016
>>719603240But enough about Minthara
>>719603178STOP RACEMIXING WITH FROGS!!
She was the only thing good about BG3
>>719603639Actually thinking about it yeah Frogs voice is much cuter than Hagtharas
>>719603651no
>>719602982So basically they did the exact same thing the movie, comic, and videogame industries did, and casualized the shit out of their product in order to appeal to the wider casual audience to make a quick buck, but left the former core audience out to dry?
Imagine having sex with her, but she's just bored and making fun of you the whole time...
>>719603127>that flavor text for True Love's EmbraceI haven't felt the need to post one of these in years.
>>719603962Alright, I will..
>>719603324Trickster Cleric is good on TT because it's more of a roleplaying game and not a combat+pickpocketing simulator. There's more you can do with illusions with a human being reacting to them and not a machine with hard-coded responses.>>719603880Streamlining and balancing the overall system wasn't even a bad idea, the problem is that they just flattened it all out too much so that 5e has overall very little content compared to it's old versions. Faster turns are good but reduced per-turn choices were notJust look at BG3 - on level up you're looking at one-two choices for your subclass, and then a "choice" of feat/ASI every four levels. How many real decisions are you making to build your character over the course of a 100 hour game? Probably four or five, unless you decide to multiclass or play a limited caster.
Why did this game mindbreak that one spamming cuck so hard?
>>719601016her nose was a turn-off at first but I like her hair, eyes, and personality so I romanced her and I didn't regret itShadowheart was alright for looking conventional but her secrecy (sharran-raised, duh) early on was grating and come act 3 it was a little too apparent that she was written to be the designated waifuKarlach was annoying so I killed her
>>719601187this
>>719602316>what's the difference?It's more autistic.
>>719604947It was to be the next Tortanic, per the pre-release headcanon on /v/. Then it went on to gross a bill and a half. That took a toll on people's mental health, with some being lost at sea forever.
>>719604632>Streamlining and balancing the overall system wasn't even a bad ideaHell, I agree with you about that, despite the tone I took before. It's just that both of those terms have earned their reputations as dirty words. Were the KoToR games designed after any specific era, or do they just steal enough mechanics in general to be considered to be DnD combat, but not actually any specific guidelines?
what does githyanki cloaca smell like
You lost, Dragonirian
>>719605731Have you ever been to a freshwater pond? Or a Lake? And swim in it? There is this earthy, dirty smell. It smells like that.
>>719605771Like when a fish tank has been left to rot.
>>719605632So successful they had the license pulled and their publisher put them in a non-ip cuckshed
>>719605914for >>719605771
>>719605914Well shit man, I don't know which edition of DnD that is, but count me in!
>>719605981That's the "I replied to the wrong post" edition.
>>719605914>>719605923The word you're looking for is "petrichor">>719606057Too fucking bad. You posted it, so now it is canon.
>>719606121No, petrichor smells good. Pond Water smells like turtles and salamanders. The smell of Salmonella.
>>719601123you can literally undress her and zoom into her vulva and pubes on a 4k screen
I came back to this after I don't know how many patches and rolled a hexblade. Is this subclass supposed to be broken-easy? >enemy steps one foot into the shade>sorry bud, you're partially obscured>advantage on all attacks
BG3 released in 2023 btwYou've been assblasted for TWO YEARS straight
>cant breed herLARIAAAAAAAAAAAN
I just don't see the appeal. Not only is she unattractive by definition, when you first meet her, her attitude is abrasive. There are even more attractive women with better personalities to engage in romance with, like Shadowheart or Karlach. I fail to comprehend why anyone would prefer Lae'zel over them.
>>719606257They are mostly for fun if you play with a sub-optimal party or even solo.
>>719606267>china has been throwing money away at a failed scam for 2 years straightfixed for you adschizojust admit it. the only person more mentally damaged is swen himself
>>719605936>>719606214This is the kind of buckbreaking historians will be writing about.
>>719601016>Can't knock her up because of wokeFuck this game.
>>719606347>buckbreaking>posts the guy that sold his company to the ccp and lost everything (including the d&d ip)irony
>>719606315>Shadowheartwhore>Karlachfucks your ass
>>719602256she looks so fucking ugly here, she should have just been a green asari
BG3 is such a good game. It completely mindraping some russian faggot for years is just the icing on the cake.
>>719606267>You've been assblasted for TWO YEARS straightI remember on release riling him up by pretending to be a ccp agent mad at his posting, kek. Never thought he'd still be at it, autism is a hell of a thing.
>>719606560It's odd to say, but she looks better in motion. The eyes do a lot of work towards making her expressive, and it distracts you from the rest of her face.
Baldur's Gate 3 won
>>719606409game is fun
>>719606702
>>719605731KotoR is basically just a really stripped down 3e/3.5e system using RTWP, like Neverwinter Nights (which uses 3e)
>>719606793what is your fav game
>ranjeet thinks posting webms of normal crpg gameplay is for 2 years is somehow going to convince anyone BG3 is bad
719606793I really like this gameplay webm because I can actively FEEL how retarded you are just by watching this.
I like the combat
>>719607026russian, jeet, same thing, both are worth less than the dirt on my boot
>>719601016Trad'zael is much cuter with less distance between her nose and mouthshe's shrodinger-cute, from some angles she's peak cutie but then from another angle she's hideous
>>719601016You deserve it OP
SHADOWHEART IS FOR CHILDRENLAEZEL IS FOR MEN
I just think she's neat.
>>719603375I saw people do whippets for the first yime, they looked just like thus.
>>719607171Her hairstyle doesn't help. Gith features really need proper framing, and you can't get that with tied back hair. I made one in the character creator with longer hair in a traditionally feminine style, and were it not for her skin color, she could have passed for an Asian girl.
>>719607171>>719607359She looks cute 90% of the time IMO.
>>719605936This but unironically, they made enough cash to tell WotC to pound sand.
>>719607315>real people actually like BG3 >the hoards of bugmen all booted slopkong for two days because the CCP would kill them if they didn't help chinas numba juan game get a high number
>>719607286>BIG TVI am that nigga with a big TV. 85 inches. Life is not worth living without that once you've had it
>>719603127>geography comparisonsI bet Sorcha MacTire has...huge tracts of land
>>719607431truly based they made a complete game then told WOTC to fuck off and left to make their own games instead of making 100 shitty DLCs
>>719607483It's trending the same because they used the same botfarm
>>719607490I have a 55-inch OLED that I use as my gaming monitor, sitting about 3 feet from it. I really couldn't go back.
>>719606343I've seen you post this webm in every single BG3 thread I've read for years now
>>719607359>>719607420it's funny when during a dialogue all female companions look like trannies and then there's this frog murdermachine looking up at the mc with big waifu eyes and cute expression all looking like like "onii-chan what are you gonna do"
>>719607551>he has to make up schizo theories because his tiny vodka pickled brain can't grasp the idea that a dev studio wouldn't want to be chained to the retards at wizard of the coast
>>719607431>>719607570Their next game will be fueled by BG3bux. All signs point to another industry mogging. Can't wait.
>>719607420She would look cute all the time with different hair, but she's a fighter, so function must take priority over form. Gotta keep the hair out of your eyes and all that.
>>719607697because it's the real gameplay you ad schizos try to hide
I've been using a hireling land druid through act 1 and 2 but now that I have Jaheira I was thinking about switching to spore druid. Thing is, I've tried spore druid on another run years ago and hated it and respecced to bard instead. But I don't think I gave it a fair chance.Right now as a land druid, I'm using a lot of crowd control, but then when it's time to do some damage, it feels like I have nothing going for me. I figured I might try spore again because I get all the crowd control shit anyway and get more attack options.I'm reading mixed things about polearm master too like it doesn't work right with shillelagh correctly. What weapons and feat should I be using with spore druid?
>>719607747god imagine if WOTC tries to shit out some half-assed clone to try compete with larian
>>719601016God imagine her getting foot dommed by Minthara’s blue drow feet.
>>719607765You need (my) cock
>>719607697You can search "tencent" in the catalog and it pretty much prints out his post history. It's a full time job remaining this untethered from reality.
>>719607928>It's a full time job remaining this untethered from reality.You'd know. (You)'re the one making these threads for tencent schizo
>>719607831let me guess this is another worthless "opt in make accounts to track achievements" that the schizos love to try parade around as some kind of 'own'
>>719607986guessing is all you can do. all the numbers are locked behind the ccp. the fact is, they halted work on the dlc and were forbidden from touching the ip. also a massive tencent stake. none of those add up to success.
>>719607831>All actual account trackingProof?
>>719607928He appears to have a folder of images and a Word doc of replies that he seems to post in the exact same order, every thread. Remarkable.
Eileen shaving
>>719608091>the fact is, *schizo headcanon*
>>719608115Dragonirian is nothing if not a creature of habit
>>719608216facts aren't headcanonhttps://ie.globaldatabase.com/company/larian-group-holdings-limited
>>719601016I haven't tried romancing her yet, like she's such an asshole in the beginning I'm turned off from it, I keep telling myself I'll play a gith one day to do it but eh.I also never finished romancing Karlach, there's just something about her that ends up making me loose interest, maybe its the swearing and how she's written to clearly be wholesome chungus for Reddit to love.
>>719608271cool its not real keep coping that larian doesn't want to deal with WOTC's faggotry
>>719607928Fun FactNo actual poster gives a shit when tencent is mentioned. Just you actual shills for their company
>>719608194your thread is down the hall and to the left
>>719608434you care a lot since you keep screaming about it any time someone even hints at talking about BG3
>>719608461they boycotted Helldivers 2 because Beijing or something got destroyed in a recent alien invasion in the game
>>719608461>he says having a gorges collapsing tier meltdown because people like BG3
>>719601016BIG CUMS FOR FROG
>>719606793Looks fun
>>719608236I hope you never get banned because like a good little mindbroken chimp you can't stop yourself from keeping every BG thread bumped so people can talk about the game
>>719608492Dragonirian does more work to keep BG3 threads going than anyone. I think he would be lost without them.
>>719608434>>719608461Look at him go, samefaggotry and all.
Laezel is cute. I like taking Wyll's outfit and immediately giving it to her instead, and when I can a Trifecta hat. She looks cute as a pirate. Personally I think her cheek makeup really works for her and I'm fine with her hair. My thought process was like "oh okay, Githyanki are kinda ugly but you can choose a slicked back haircut and dark eyes to frame her face for her to be qt."
>>719608821yep 2 is literally me
>>719608821My character is a Half-Wood Elf Barbarian-Fighter-Rogue Durge with the big muscle man body type who kills druids. My character does mostly good things, but killing enemies is always the first choice instead of talking things out. He resists the urge and gets it removed, but still likes killing cuz it's fun.
>>719608821Isn't 1 just Khalid?
>>719608821Wasn't Paladin the most played class?
Serious question for lorefags: can the Gith frog things breed with humans? They lay eggs right so how is that handled in lore
>>719608821My first Tav was unironically 1, played a paladin and romanced Shadowheart.Second was a Durge Drow Warlock and went full evil, but never really finished act 3 because holy shit you miss out on so much shit killing the tieflings.
>>719609139Yes/DependsThere are half-human Gith
>>719609139gith are just humans who have been warped over time by being slaves to the mindflayers, but eventually fought back and now hunt mindflayers for fun
>>719609240>>719609313thanks. I searched around and redditors in the DnD subreddit are saying no, at least not in the traditional DnD lore, so I was unsure.
>>719608821The reason John Baldur exists is because in early access he was the default selection and most people weren't going to put effort into saves that were just going to get wiped with the next patch.
>>719607551>or making money in cross promos with critical roleWhat do they stand to gain by jumping on that dying bandwagon?
>>719608821I made a big bodied white haired bearded human multiclass achievement tav in my first playthrough. Same look but 1 nature cleric, 1 rogue and 10 ranger durge as my party face for every playthrough after that. I like the frog romance best.
>>719609610In most modern cases, the answer is no. But all it takes is for the DM to say yes. In the old Lore, Gith were just fucked up humans. The Haragitu were a thing. That and humans got the magic cocks. Any race can be half-human if you try hard enough.
>>719607986Yes, It is PSN profiles. I don't know why they took a picture instead of screenshotting it. Currently it shows just short of 100k.https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/23531-baldurs-gate-iii
>>719610035>That and humans got the magic cocks. Any race can be half-human if you try hard enough.No, that's dragons.
>>719607551I'm sorry man but there is literally nothing Larian could do to be more evil and stupid than hasbro. They'd have to start killing children and keep doing it for a long time to catch up.
>>719606240yeah but can you zoom in on her asshole?1 hole
>>719610173Humans can too. All you gotta do is believe in your penis. Humans don't need to do any tricks either. Dragons cheat.
>>719606240...you can?I've avoided BG3 because of the NTR shit though...
>>719610035the Bethesda approach is that there are no halfbreeds, all offspring have the race of their mother. This is a good way to avoid any uncomfortable questions about rape and long term slavery, but also very jewish.
>>719610437>I've avoided BG3 because of the NTR shit though...there's none if you go with anyone except Shadowheart, but anyway it's not a romance game
>>719610514It isn't? Goes to show getting insight from /v isn't useful. All I see and hear is romance options and sexual stuff.
>>719610514Even the Shadowheart stuff is opt-in. I was faithful to her on my first run back on release and didn't see any of it. Frog is better anyway.
>>719610452That's just cuz Bethesda is lazy and doesn't want to make like 20+ half races.
>>719606793>game simulates the tabletop game>this enrages you to the point you melt down about it for yearshave you considered maybe you're not the target audience?
>>719610574same for any game with romance stuff. People will always talk about the girls more than the game itself
>>719610514Figures that the fags at Larian would put that garbage shit in with the most desirable female character for most male players.
>>719610619That definitely seems to be the case.
>>719607149Divinity:OS2 has the superior combat.
>>719611191k
>>719611191With that shitty armor system and the surfaces being as obnoxious as they are?No
>>719601187Faggot.
>>719602541My gf does that all the time tho
>>719607026We bearbusted him as usual. Now he'll sit here all day and night replying to himself.
>>719607026Cope.
>>719610074>playing a PC CRPG on a console why?
>>719608821>none of those apply to meI am the main character, you're all npcs
>>719614762
You frogfrens need to follow the shadowchads example and just ignore the retard. He’s been relegated to the cuck shed in their thread because nobody pays him any attention despite his best efforts.
>>719608821Where's my balding ugly bastard durge?
>enter faerun>see thiswat do?
>>719615990I FUCK THEMWITH MY PENIS I AM HORNY THE JOKE IS SEXIS THIS THE ANSWER YOU EXPECTEDIS THIS NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE
>>719607551When did they ever say there would be DLC?
>>719601016mama never told you lust after digital women.
>>719615990>alternate universe where she has curves instead of being built like a brick shithouse>also frog doesn't have an ugly fucked up facebased. Im never leaving
>>719616816>>719605936>So desperate for bumps he's asking about stuff he already knowsmeds
>>719617214mama also told me women like well behaved men and that was a fucking lie
Happy Durge wife. Happy Durge life.
>>719619246does it really count if the happiness is from a lobotomy though
>>719601016>mama always said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzxQgwyqoE
>>719612610Imagine going to an awards show and wearing a fucking snot-catcher nose ring.
