Come up with something funny.
I've got a text file saved with hysterical names i cycle through when i need one.

random word generator

pick a random word, reverse it, then add random letters

ex
>niggers
>sreggin
>sergintagina

and you're done

>>719605431
Post three

90% of the time a German translation for whatever username you actually want is funny enough to be a username
>Goldfarbklumpen
>Schattenkämpfer
>Doppelneger

>>719605553
Jerry Shepardini
Lyle Chipperson
Craig Schinkle
Paul Harrghis
Ted Schekler

I stole all of those from comedian Jim Norton off the O&A show. But those names get people talking

>>719605218
>Think of one
>It's shit, but you can't come up with another one so (you) stick with it
>some time later, (you) think of a good name on the spot. No thinking or wasting time looking up synonyms for words to make it sound better
>use that one instead
Why am I like this?