So why is he the soiboi mascot now? What actually happens in these games that gives him that reputation?He looks pretty badass to me
Asurakeks
WE MUST BE BETTER FATHERS TO OUR WIVES' SONS
>>719611391He ws never a good guy>asks god of war to eliminate his enemies when he ws on tje brink of losingKratos was never a good guy. And if you thought he was, you completely missed the pojnt of the entire series
>>719611391>literal open mouth onions boy meme>pretty badass
>>719611501For once, we played as the bad guy. Why was he fan retconned as some kind of good guy
>>719611558He was a bad guy taking out other bad guysDude was NEVER babyfaceWas always a heel amd always was
>>719611391Anthony Burch was revealed to have worked on it and the jokes wrote themselves. >Game itselfOk I guess. Needed some refinement. I didn't even finish Ragnarok because it was so boring. NuGOW2, Horizon 2, Death Stransing 2 are basically the same games as their predecessor but somehow way less interesting. I abandoned all three. Hopefully Yotei doesn't suck. Sony is cursed.
>>719611501you think people would know a game about greek mythology would have a protagonist in the same vein as a greek mythological "hero"
>>719611696They should've known it was a greek tragedy. Everything ancient greek is a fucking tragedy
>>719611810Or gods fucking humans and animals
>>719611871Or turning humans into animals just to fuck emEverytjing ancient is just fucking tjings
>>719611391It wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't such character assassination, they took one of the most masculine characters in gaming and turned him into a meek stepdad in a failed Netflix series
>>719611810true as in real life>le capital of the civilized world>get dominated by fucking every foreigner>eventually sire the most famous nepobaby in history whose daddy gave him the most professional and organized army of the time>immediately tries to adopt persian customs and dies>greek empire shatters into a million pieces the nanosecond he passes>get conquered by Rome>remembered as faggots and mistakenly as Romans
at first he was a really angry guy who fucked women and killed dudes all the timethen they made him into a guy who felt bad about doing those things and raised his wife's son
>>719611938He pussed out and asked Aries to kill for him when he was on the brink of losingFuck Kratos
>>719612002Which was rightfully portrayed as a pitiful moment of weakness that would cost him everything and more.
>>719611696>>719611810>>719611871>>719611928>>719611962>>719611979>>719612002https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLsCZo4xLdY&ppNu gamer scum didnt know about greek teagedies before they played one of the most tragic of allFucksakes
>>719611501aka bad writing
>>719612192Y'know, this is why i hate nugamer scum. They know nothing about anything
>>719612192>teagediestragedies about tea?
>>719612251Yeah, but the gameplay was tight as fuck
>>719612319Explain
Now THIS... is heckin epic
>>719612251bad writing isn't when you disagree with the actions of the protagonist
>>719612371You bring candy then you gotta share with the whole classThems the rules
Honestly I think it's really fucking concerning that people don't get that the original games are meant to be a tragedy.I didn't even read a lick of Greek before playing the whole series and yet I was already drawing conclusions that would effectively be confirmed just by reading a few Greek stories.
Never met a bear but I met some moose one time. I said good morning to them and then pissed on the grass nearby, had no problems. I don't think they're that dangerous.
>>719612319>>719612371>>719612437Ohhhh, i get itNvm
It's a greek tragedyYou're meant to feel conflictedNu gamer fucks
>>719611391Unfunny third-world rats spamming their dog shit tranny memes happened
>>719612372Kratos was fucked by a bear?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RAOnUF8t20w&pp
>>719611391>Beard >Random son out of nowhere, instantly assumed to be his wife's son>Shit combat>Moviegame walking simulator
Learn some history, faggots
>>719611391You want the honest answer? >has no autonomy and makes no choices on his own>is a pawn of his dead wife who manipulated and conditioned him to do what she couldn’t >doesn’t get upset or really react to finding this out>is a massive hypocrite that does the exact opposite of what he says he won’t do>nearly gets his son killed on multiple occasions (partially his wife’s fault as well) He’s a power fantasy for the most pathetic people out there. Basically he is a massive doormat that is treated like a dog but is also extremely powerful and can and will kill anything that gets in his way, which he feels super bad about since he is also a better man that doesn’t like violence.
>>719611501That’s why people don’t really like the writing of the new games, gameplay itself is a genuine downgrade, but trying to redeem or let Kratos let go of his past? Man’s a psycho and should stew in whatever guilt he has, he killed so many innocent people by the end of 3 (even if it was inadvertently) there’s no way he should be looked at with anything but disgust
>>719611391snoy movie game effect
>>719615090He was also a simpy little doormat for Odin's wife, not just his own
>>719611391pure schizophrenia
>>719611391It's a forced /v/ meme, best to not pay attention
Yggdrasil-bros... our branch got shaken by GODkos... this is a multiversal feat... our cope?
TOOOOOOMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>719611479>rightWhat the fuck
>>719619304new to modern gaming?
>>719619321I never bothered checking videos/gameplay of it other than the random webms floating around some threads but didn't think the sheer contrast to the earlier entries was this severe.
Be better
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/%22where%20is%20my%20wife%27s%20son%22/order/asc/
>>719611391Old man lost his mojo as he stepped foot in Sweden.
>visit Grandpa in hospice>tell him in my manliest voice that I want him to be better>evidently he would literally rather fucking diewhy were past generations so toxic?
>>719611479Jesus, why is he always carrying something in every webm I see
>>719611391nortubel is more badass than nugow
WEMUSTBEBETTER
>>719619917for our wives' sons
>>719619765The writers saw their daddies carry all the shopping bags inside at once when they were 4 and to this day it's defined their idea of strength, they can't think of any other way to show how strong Kratos is
>>719619682vgh, kino
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719611391It's just /v/ being so bored and uncreative it has the need to fucking reheat a meme from 2018.
>>719611391because norse mythology is so soified it destroys anything it touches, should have been fucking egypt
>>719611391Because he looks like a basedboy and probably had a vasectomy to show his support for BLM.
BETTER MEN DO NOT MANSPREAD, BOY.
BOY, YOU'RE BEING TOXIC
>>719620393It's so painfully obvious here that they had to be explicitly told that they aren't allowed to have him use the words "toxic masculinity"
>>719620393pfffffffffffffff
>>719620393What did the boi say? That he's going to vote for Odin? Make Asgard Great Again?
>MY WIFE'S SON 2018>SBINAROK 2022CURSED SOIBOI SERIES
>>719620587He instictively winced at the idea of his dad having full on gay sex with homosexual men
>>719611391>Kills woman's son>She becomes a yandere who wants to murder you and fuck you at the same time.kek women.>What actually happens in these games that gives him that reputation?Nothing it's all just shitposting Kratos is simply not as angry as he used to be and the boi is actually his son.That said there are a lot of things in Ragnarok that I don't like that happens from a narrative perspective.
>>719620393ATREUS GET IN THE CAT SUIT
ummm bros. I see you guys repeating it, but how do I actually be better?
>>719621098Follow this guide, boi
>>719611632You could analyse that trend of sony sequel games being bad and save yourself a little money by not buying yotei. Just a thought.
>>719611479STUNNING AND 'ECKIN BRAVE
>>719611391Californian numales and women thinking they get to tell us what being a real man is like.
>>719618239asurakeks btfo'd
>>719611391It's not so much what happens in the games as Kratos being a power fantasy for the culture of modern millennial masculinity that'd been brewing over the past 10 years before the game came out. You know the type, plaid shirt, beard club, dad bod, into grilling meats but ironically, quirk chungus wife dog mom, selfie with mouth agape holding a nintendo switch, sarcastic, smug, male feminist. The numale. When you're making fun of new Kratos, you're making fun of that demographic by proxy more so than making fun of the character so if you don't have the social awareness you're not going to get the jokes. Pic related is who the new Kratos was written for.
>>719611391They gave him a line saying that "whatever his wife did before they met it was her business"
>>719621131who the fuck is kurt vonnegut
>millenial face>badassROFL
>>719621098Eat the almonds.
>>719621231https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nu-male
>>719611391Because/v/ is mindbrokenSimple as
>>719619610You first.
>>719611479how the fuck do these games keep getting away with this ? i remember when MGS3 was ripped apart for having long cutscenes but somehow this is fine now ?
>>719621131Guy with the wine looks like he's going to bite.
>>719621724They managed to spin it into an issue of maturity and tribalism. Wanting gameplay makes you a little babby boy tendie
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>719620324ATREUS... WE MUST PREP YOUR MOTHER FOR THE BETTER MEN
>>719620587They're talking about the sons of Thor you kill in the previous game, Magni and Modi,and Thor being an alcoholic who beats his kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
"Oi brother, You can't just go around assuming people's Genders like that! It’s downright insensitive!""Hmph, forgive me, I was unaware they used 'they' and...'them'."
>>719611391>kill all the gods>realise you've deprived the world of miracles and whimsey>go into repentance arc (and keep killing gods for some reason)
>>719611391He's the avatar of civilization-ending semitic deicide and professional victimhood.
>>719622808Was this scene really necessary? Especially after a puzzle section
>>719612887>>719616924>>719617038>>719620007>>719621707Be better
>>719624787YOU NEED TO BE BETTER SENATOR
>>719611391Because he's a stupid cuck, in a stupid cuck game for stupid cuck snoytrannies manchildren
Nigga... THAT'S NUTS!
>>719611391>>719611501>TYYYYYYYYYR! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>>719624787be specific
>>719611391He's violent and kills people but at least he's not racist
ATREUS! Your mother was a free spirit when she was younger but she's with me now! The past is the past, BOY! Her body her choice !
>>719624972>TYRone
>>719611479>cutting down and then carrying a tree equals cuckoldry!Minbroken beyond belief
god of soi threads always crack me up
>>719611479what the actual fuck
>>719611391>So why is he the soiboi mascot now?He isn't.Bunch of /v/tards are being idiots as usual.As for the bandwagoners, they are irrelevant.
>>719625093modern gaming
>>719625128Be better
>>719611391>So why is he the soiboi mascot now?He's not, /v/tards are just trying to meme him into becoming one for some reason
>>719625196Sounds like you need to be better
>>719611479Just press X, Chud.
>>719611391>So why is he the soiboi mascot nowBecause he's the perfect representation of a man who willingly gave up everything to be the absolute worst version of himself while under the assumption that he's "better" than his he used to be aka a soiboi.
>>719625053
>>719611391Here is the actual answer
>>719625093>hack and slash gameplay vs a cutsceneits a disingenuous comparison
>>719625318/thread
>>719611391>Goes relatively full blown beta>Genre shifted from action with a plot for those who care, to moviegame sincerely forcing beta shit in a era that did not favor such thinking with some gameplay I guess, as an afterthought >Thousands of "We MuSt Be BeTtEr MeN" threads>So why is he the soiboi mascot nowYou're either a) new here, so either lurk moar, or gtfoor b) a shill just looking to generate some heckin buzz, which I'd firmly again suggest getting tfo
>>719625327God of War 1 starts like that. Do the new God of War games start like in the webm?
>>719611391>What actually happens in these games that gives him that reputation?Trolls take quotes out of context and insert their personal cuck fantasies into the narrative.
>>719625318GoW tards have no response to this
>>719611391BOOOOOOOY WE MUST PREP YOUR MOTHER FOR BETTER MEN
>>719621724Sony is a movie company
The most frustrating part is that I was here when GoW and GoW 2 came out. This site hated it. They felt it was a highly casualized QTE fest. It wasn't a good hack-n-slash. It was onions before onions existed. Now it's this deeply respected game that is foundational to masculinity itself.
>>719625318The right can't meme
>>719625635>Now it's this deeply respected game that is foundational to masculinity itself.LOLredditard tourists will never change /v/'s stance on it
>>719625635I will never understand the hatred for QTEs>NOOOOOO WHY DO YOU MEAN I PLAY THE GAME DURING THE CUTSCENES TOO NOOOOOOOOkys
>>719625318
>>719619682>2016>doing literally the exact same thing for a whole decadeZoomers really are the stagnation generation.
>>719625597YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SO BRAVE SO EMPOWERING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON I'M STUCK AND CAN'T CLIMB THIS SMALL WALL
>>719625635>Now it's this deeply respected game that is foundational to masculinity itself.Anyone who seeks masculinity role models for themselves from video games or popular entertainment in general is an utter retard.
>>719622808i dont get it, is showing this to your kid considered good parenting?
*glugluglug*
>>719625678mindbroken
>>719625996Its trying to teach the players how to be good parents and how to properly raise their current or future kids
>>719626072their wives' kids*
>>719625318I mean the counter argument would just be to pin point on the mention of sex with Ellie and asking why you want to have sex with a 14 year old whilst ignoring anything else said in the image.
>>719626072>their current or future kids>theirUse gender you woke fuck
>>719626148In most of the world, 14 is legal. And in a post-apocalypse, everything is technically legal
>>719625891>tired of feeling unmanlyIf you think you're unmanly then you'll never be manly.
>>719620393>Ancient norse gods lecturing about inter-generational toxic masculinityI think most of you cucktos retards are mentally ill but this particular line was definitely too on the nose.
>>719626169>In most of the world, 14 is legal.You might want to check that
>>719612372Not that this scene makes up for all the cringe sweet baby inc shit But TBF they did beat the dogpiss outta two women here , you can't get more BASED then this but it's never brought up as "poisonous manhood" by mimir lol
>>719626158be better
>>719626454You're rightIt's a tie between 16 and 14
>>719611391/v/ is full of manlet non-gamer autists who wish they were black. it's why they constantly post the image of Kratos telling the kid that faye may have been a war criminal who caused innocent people's deaths in her battles but he doesn't want to discuss it, and the manlet mutts on this board that spend a majority of their waking life watching black cuckporn instantly start thinking about cuckoldry instead. at the end of the day, these are just short failed men who know they'll never have a chin or a family, so anytime they come across anything good, they HAVE to start projecting their cuckporn fantasies onto it in order to corrupt it and ward off their feelings if inadequacy.
>>719626543the 10/10 gameplay Gaystation is known for
>>719626543>paddles the same side the whole timeWoketards don't know how a fucking canoe works.
>>719611810>Everything ancient greek is a fucking tragedyNo. Not everything. Just the best ones.
>>719628392>war criminal who caused innocent people's deaths in her battlesyou could've just said "empowering woman moment" you chud... nice falseflag trying to larp as a non-manlet...
>>719629152It's a good thing your bloodline is dead you midge :)
>>719628963>paddles the same side the whole timeIts a lifehack that is automatically unlocked when you become a better man
>>719628963He's rowing hard enough with each stroke to force the vessel to keep true despite the biasBasically he's just better than your average man
>>719611391>whyThe entire nu GoW series is cuckold simulator
>>719629662There isn't single confirmed instance of cuckoldry in the game you imbecile, its all just your own headcanon and twisted interpretation
>>719612380Yes it is. Protagonist is me. He should do whatever I want him to do.
>>719611391I really disliked this game but the whole "Kratos is le cuck" meme is ridiculous. I didn't get that impression at all. People should criticize gameplay and game design instead, like why is there an "RPG" system? Why are puzzles so braindead? Why can't Kratos jump?
>>719611558Because the fans are fucking retarded and think protagonist = good. There have never been a more braindead fanbase than God of War's fans, with the exception of maybe 40k fans.
>>719629813Raising a worse man's son is cuckoldry, anon
>>719629813The game is about raising your wife’s son
>>719628392Me when I make up scenarios in my head
>>719629813
>>719629989why is kratos a cuck?
>>719625686Partly because cutscenes are traditionally when control is taken away from you so you can sit back and relax, and after being conditioned that way after playing lots of games it's frustrating that when you kick back and relax the game actually expected you to actually do something. I don't mind QTEs, but it's not hard to figure out why they're disliked.
>>719630468GoW's QTEs that saw it's name dragged through the mud were used as finishers during combat however
>>719611391half unironic söi writing, half /v/ newfags making the same thread over and over since before the first game was even out to the point it developed it's own anti-fandom.most of the shit is concentrated in the second game, which is pure sweet baby slop.still, he actually is atreus' biological dad, the story literally would not work if he wasn't>>719619682yup, it's weird this is what took root compared to everything that's wrong about the games
>>719630074>>719630137Its confirmed that Atreus is his biological son>>719630231That has nothing to do with cuckoldry
>>719630721>confirmedWhen
>>719630846His wife is pretty clear about Kratos being the father and Atreus wouldn't have inherited spartan rage otherwise
>>719630721>that has nothing to do with cuckoldryLMAO
test
>>719631167>spartan rage You mean “poisonous notion of manhood”
if every "Kratos is a cuck" poster got doxxed, it'd turn out to be browns or worse, polish midgets, who all sound like that vee guy with the nails on a chalkboard voice, or trannyfags with spic vtuber voices.
>>719631167>Atreus wouldn't have inherited spartan rage otherwiseWhy not? It's just rage. Kratos' rage has had like 5 different names, the only actual link each time being who he's currently aligned with. Spartan Rage is just a name, not some kind of super special bloodline limit. The Norse use Rage-based abilities too, Thor uses one in his battle and it's common enough that they brew a special mead that boosts the drinker's rage.Atreus is aligned with the Ghost of Sparta, his rage gets called Spartan Rage just like Kratos using Rage of the Titans when he's siding with the Titans
>>719629209Seethe mald and cope manlet /v/irgin
>Me when I make up scenarios in my head
>>719628963Neither do you
>>719631486You're brown and your bloodline is dead :)and here's why that's a good thing
>>719611479retard, in the original kratos is trying to kill himself for being a failure
>>719621724hello grandpa
>>719611391Literally the "he look like me!" of millennial soimen, and acts as a metaphor for their troll's remorse.
>>719631684He's trying to kill himself because his success didn't matter, that isn't the same
>there are failsons on this board so cripplingly addicted to bbc porn that part of their day is permanently dedicated to making "we must be better men" threads>every single day>no job, no wife, no kids, no life, just thinking about cuckoldry 24/7>this is all they're going to do, and then one day they'll just die
>>719611391Literally nothing, it's just one schizo spammer.He has been spamming the same threads for years.To say this is a problem on nu-/v/ is an understatement.There's at least like 20 different "types" of threads that are all schizo spam and most of them have been spammed for years.Jannies don't care, and hiro enabled this in the first place by getting rid of IP counters (so OP can just samefag spam, it might not bump but it gives the illusion of activity so it makes for stronger bait).
>>719611391Never heard of this outside of 4chan, Kratos is like the go-to hecking masculine white guy in vidya
>>719631675Wow you dare show that racism and xenophobia in a "BE BETTER" thread? Way to out yourself as a /v/irgin chud
>>719631882>and hiro enabled this in the first place by getting rid of IP countersThis. Instead of adding thread IDs the chinlet fag got rid of IP counters. now 90% of threads are just the same unmarried khhv fatasses that watch asmongold and nerdrotic all day long after getting redpilled in like 2024.
all these threads of the same topic over and over sure are organic :)
>>719631824Who even mentioned BBC porn?
Why do people take "kratos is a cuck" so personally that they have to write up a full profile in their head of a person that they can feel superior to?
>>719632118Was >>719631824 too on the nose? Did it make you uncomfortable?Embrace that discomfort and use it to escape from this rut that you're in.
I see it as a fresh breath to the franchise. But Rgnarock sucked.
>>719611479In hindsight we had it so good, man. I'd rather have QTE filled games with gameplay again rather than modern moviegames
>>719632223Sure lets say that I only asked because it was too on the nose and made me uncomfortable. With that established, why do you react so strongly to someone being called a cuck? Does it make you uncomfortable?
>>719631597>tranny too pussy to reply directlyyep, that's a nu-GOW fan alright
>>719625318so the chief complaints here are that he doesn't try to have sex with anyone and protects others?
>>719631824There are “people” who spent money on god of cuckoldry
>>tranny too pussy to reply directly>yep, that's a nu-GOW fan alright
>>719632223Uh oh, cucky melty
>>719631746His success didn’t matter because he was conned. First, he was beaten by some random barbarian (lol). Then he sold his sovl to Ares, only to be tricked into killing his wife and daughter (and of course, he blames everyone but himself; like a bitch with no free will). After that, he defected to serve other gods, was killed by Ares, revived by Zeus, and finally killed Ares, because he was conned by empty promises. xD
>>719628392projection lmao
>>719632602*The Barbarian King and Champion of Hades
>>719632437Fags on this board just want to be black men. They know they're headed toward a future where they end up becoming troons, assuming they aren't there already. So they see a guy raising his own son to hunt and control his temper, stuff that any normal parent does, and they instantly start sperging and posting "my wife's son" over and over again. they've just killed themselves with porn, that's all. they're dicklets who associate normalcy with weakness, and they wish they could be blacks that could chimp out at will and fuck anything that moves, that's why they're so furious that Kratos doesn't behave like a nog anymore. They're just angry at their own cuck nature and impotence. Stacy turned them down so no other person can ever have a good life either.
>>719631824that unprompted bbc porn mention tells me you're projecting quite alot here
>>719632223Was >>719632350 so right that it left you no room for argument?
>>719632816>immediate deflectiongrim
>>719632785Did you even play the game? Kratos still chimps out all the time. He just does it like an estrogenic nigger.
>>719632351jesus soicucks are so fucking patheticall those tattoos just to be a bitch
>>719611391nothing, he just makes those who had absentee or bad fathers seethe.
>>719621159>Sony is cursedWas this too subtle for you? The trend was explicitly outlined and used to shed doubt on Yotei, which "hopefully" doesn't suck.
>the only thing that catches "be better men" posters' eye and makes them pipe up is the mention of bbc cuck porn
>still talking about bbc
>>719629261I will never get tired of these posts.
>>719611391Look at your pic, he looks like what a soiboi thinks is masculine.
Why only men have to better themselves? Wouldn't it be better if women did it too?
>all you have to do to break "we must be better men" posters is remind them that at their core, they're just cuck porn addicts crippled by their addiction
>>719633586Brother you just vagueposted, the number one sign of mental damage on this board
>>719633883Who else would be so butthurt over something as harmless as being told that he can and should be better?
>>719634069What are you talking about? This is kind of the problem when you make posts in reference to literally nothing
>>719611391>homoposters desperately trying to pretend nuKratos isn't a fag>meanwhile one of the writers of the game
>>719611460>death battle fag this mindrotted
Am I missing something or are you faggots imagining things that aren't there? He's still a killing machine. Or are you modding it so that he turns people into rainbows and flowers?
>>719634591>he never played the og trilogy
>>719634591>f-slurWe don't use slurs here anon, be a better man.
>Brother you just vagueposted, the number one sign of mental damage on this board
>>719634315don't trust your lying eyes anon
>>719634591>He's still a killing machineNo, he's a little bitch that cries at his enemies for forcing him to have to kill them when he wants to Be Better. They sidestep the dissonance by having like 80% of what he "kills" be shit like draugrsFucking nauseating, if it was up to me I'd drag Cucktos behind my car right now
>God of War is a great game, checkmate /v/irgins
>>719632916Never said I was a smart man.
>>719634678samus is so cute
>>719611391>So why is he the soiboi mascot now?Due to you making these threads 24/7
>>719633883God of War always has and always will be better than Gaylo :)
>>719621131>to be a true man>you must be a wine aunt, give women your job so you're unemployed and poor, and play the sims (a non hierarchical game) as a matriarchy...?
>>719632351what's the context of this?
>>719638860they played gow and decided to become better men
>>719625318the mandalorian literally has sex with bo katan through season 3, how do you estronauts even ignore this
>>719639259They don't actually consume the media they ragebait about
>>719611479They could've made an entirely new game but they chose to turn Kratos from a based raging murdering rape machine to le wholesome vasectomy patient surrogate father. This is what pisses me off about this game and why I will never buy it. It's insulting. You just know Santa Monica was lazy and resurrected his corpse as an easy cash cow, not the deep shoehorned "subversion" they marketed it as.
Why the simple phase>be betterbuckbroke /v/ so much?
>>719639396>based raging murdering rape machineThere is nothing to admire about mass murder and rape>le wholesome vasectomy patient surrogate fatherThere is no reason to doubt his paternity, also tone it down with the buzzwords.
>>719611391Soibois tried to mke him "relatable" and "deep", which automaitcally ruins any character
>>719619765It gives the devs an excuse for movement to be extremely slow and pad the length of the game artificially.
Bump
MY WIFE
Idk if the thread really answered OPs question kek
I think Borat could defeat nuKratos
>>719611479>>719611391The problem is thinking "gooder" characters are better characters.There is no other videogame character like old Kratos.Meanwhile the "rough daddy" archetype has become somewhat common.
>>719626543what the lmao
>>719633271God of cucks do be like that
>>719626543The Playstation fags have the audacity to talk shit after this?
>>719637552That's being a better man :)
>>719639562fag
>>719634808>>719632487>>719631597nu-GoW fans be like
>>719619682
>>719625053Lmao
>>719611479But Atreus is his son. Is it ever implied that he's not?
How did a hack n slash turn into a movie game?
>Kratos: "Zeus! Your son has returned, and I bring my wife's son and his black girlfriend">Zeus: "What… is this blasphemy? You are a god of cucks! Your wife's son? Your son has a mudwife?">Kratos: "What my wife did in the past, should not concern us.">Atreus: "Yo Zeus, that's racist, they wuz Norse n shieeet. Chill, we just out here tryna live, aight?"Angrboda: "Yeah, gramps be wildin' "Kratos: "We must not fight, father… we must be better"Bravo Balrog
>>719631675I thought brown people breeding too much is the cause of white genocide?
>>719634315Anthony Burch?
I have the first nu game on steam but never played it. Is it worth a playthrough cuckmemes aside
>>719651885it's decent, you'll probably enjoystay away from gow ragnarok though
>ZEUUUUUUS! DESTROY MY ENEMIES, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>>719639259who the fuck hated themselves enough to watch season 3? the series ended at s2
lol why do these whiners all have giant beards and tattoos
>>719611391>So why is he the soiboi mascot now?the game starts with an extended cutscene of kratos hugging a tree.
>>719611391im going to start using the disc i got from buying this game for 9 dollars on sale before peak woke started as a coaster
>>719637552It's clearly satire. You do not have media literacy.
>>719611391Because he empowers women
Always was. The games are about atheism and then he takes care of a giant woman's son and teaches him to be a feminist
>>719652224He doesn't say this.>>719654227Fuck off!
Gay sex with Kratos!
>>719611391do we really need this thread every single day
>>719626543>They try make you care for a woman so slutty she makes Aphrodite look like the symbol of chastity because you...do a walking simulator section that takes 10 minutes
You are a monster no longer.
>>719657696What are Things Kratos says after his sex change surgery for $200?
>>719657328You need to make a better thread.
>>719657586Unlike you jealous orientals who lock your women away in harems or hide them behind layers of clothing we northern chads enjoy the affections of our women freely and openly without suffering from your beta insecurities.
>>719657797…is what I would say if Asura’s name was “Kratos”
>>719634428>Asura cuck still ass hurt and irrelevant Lmao
>>719639428Because most of the "reel men" here are twig white guys who shove their tongue up their ass in real lifeAnonymity has allowed the weak bullied cucks to get a taste of the chad experience only it never leaves their pathetic internet cuck box
>>719649985Early in the first game there is some implied uncertainty on Atreu's part.
>>719639396You obviously didn't play it, thirdie. Kill yourself.
>>719658474Which gets tossed out pretty quickly when Kratos’s lies about his godly heritage cause Atreus to nearly die.
>>719657328We need to be better posters
post the image of kratos sitting zesty with the caption about manspreading again. I forgot to save it
>>719619682No fucking way we've been dabbing on this onions goyslop for almost 10 years now
>>719611391It used to be God of War. Now it's Goy of Onions
>>719658936>>719658997>ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOY ONIONS GOYDo you know any other words
>>719659235I have dandruff
>>719658997>GoyWhat did the Jewish people do to you for you to obsess over them like that?
>>719658997GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS
>>719658829That just tells you that the boy has god's blood, not specifically Kratos'
GOOOOOODS MY WIFE'S A FUCKIN WHORE
>>719660146In a row?
>>719660061>I am a god, boy. And so are you, just completely unrelated to me, and the fact that we’re both gods is sheer coincidenceRiiiiight
>>719660264Practically everyone in the game that possibly could have fucked Kratos' whoer wife is a god so it's really not a massive coincidence at all. It was gods that ran a train on her back before the boy was born if you'll recall
>>719660484I don’t recall
ATREUS LOOK BOY, A BETTER MAN'S PUZZLE! LISTEN, THE CRYSTAL WANTS THAT SOCKET THERE! NOW BOY, THE CRYSTAL IS NOT MARRIED TO THAT SOCKET, BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER BOY! THE CRYSTAL WANTS THAT ONE TODAY! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN AND SUPPORT IT! MAKE IT HAPPEN BOY!
>>719660546Figures. Probably why you have so much trouble piecing things together, you're working with a fraction of the pieces. Next you'll tell me you don't recall one of Thor's sons wanting to fuck the boy as well
>>719660729I don’t recall that either
>>719660819Do you often enter threads for games you haven't played and try to discuss the details like this?
>>719622808If you pressed rb1 at the right time he'd say "I see. I'm not sorry because I will BE BETTER"
>>719659373They refused to get inside the oven
>Tendies are so utterly bored with the shitch 2 they have to result to headcanon rage bait about a game from 2018Wow…stunning and brave
>>719660901I played the game, I just don’t think the things you’re talking about happened
>>719661041They must become better men....
>>719631636He's not doing a j stroke
>>719661109Good for you, you're just flat out wrong
kek, it's so funny the biggest söyny IP is only talked here to be ridiculed 24/7/v/ is still okay sometimes.
>>719611979At no point does the game ever say or even hint at Atreus not being Kratos real son.The entire meme comes from his beard being cringe
>>719611391There's this dumb meme going around about how every man and god in Scandinavia fucked his wife and how Atreus isn't his real son because some things Kratos said in the game are being taken out of context and interpreted in a twisted way. Its just sad really
>>719661178When did Thor’s son want to fuck Atreus
>>719661237>meme
>>719661214Except when someone explicitly asks Kratos about the kid not being his
>>719655564Kek
>>719618239Kratos is a Dante victimActually nahKratos is a Nero victim
>>719661303When
>>719661269Before he and his brother found Kratos and Atreus. His brother was disgusted.
>>719655564lmao
>>719621131>to be manly you need a corporate twitter accountKys nigger.If you use social media you're a female brained bitch
>>719611391accurately depicts darkmatter2525 going from an atheist chud into a refugee loving socialist basedboy
>>719660262kek
>>719625635GoW was always a mid hack and slashThe new game however is objectively worse in every single gameplay metricNigger they removed all ariel combat
>>719661689Do you think being soft spoken makes you unattractive to women or is it more about being a bitch that is also soft spoken that is the issue? I'm curious.
>>719661368I looked up that scene, he didn’t say that
>>719659325Interesting. Thanks for letting us know.
BOY, WHY YOU MOTHER DOWNLOADED THE TEA APP IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS
>>719628392/v/irgins BTFO
>>719661689Being a better man has nothing to do with women. Do you think monks dedicate their lives Buddhism because it gets them woman and pussy?
>>719661178I also do not remember anyone trying to have gay sex with atreus
>>719661871It's clearly what he meant and it's why his brother asked what the hell his problem is
>>719662384People who make posts like that are failed normalfags. Monks don't even cross their mind.
>>719661303Post the clipIf it exists
>>719662384To be a monk, or priest or anything similar to that, you have to be abnormal, not necessarily in a bad way, but you have to have certain things in your brain turned off for you to prosper in that role. A so called normal, healthy man wouldn't be able to live among other men for the rest of their life and be content with that. Monks are not a measure of anything that is actually worth thinking about if you're different than them.
>>719661935BOY, DO NOT QUESTION YOUR MOTHER'S CHOICE OF BEING A VIP ASHLEY MADISON USER
>>719661754>Nigger they removed all ariel combatBut this isn't a Little Mermaid game.
>>719662484Give me the quote
>>719628392Probably a troll post but still somewhat accurate.
>>719662384>punksWhen was I talking about fucking monks? Changing the subject doesn't make you look smart
>>719655564good one
>>719662484>>719663118Where’s the quote
>>719662921And considering kingdom hearts she probably fights better than fucking nu kratos anyway
>>719663118>If we find them, I get the kid, right?>What is the matter with you?Why would Magni have an issue with Modi getting the kid if it wasn't for some bad shit? Can't be an issue with killing him because Magni himself is very happy when he gets to try to kill them. Why would someone even say something like "I get the kid" in the first place? Even if you were to try to write off his line about fucking Atreus' mother as just a nasty rotten lie, he's only speaking to Magni at this point and has no reason to be doing anything but expressing what he wants. He wants the Boy and he wants the Boy all to himself.
>>719620324>BETTER MEN DO NOT MANSPREAD, BOY.manspreading is the dumbest of female copes. I like my balls cool fuck off.
>>719664592>"ruins"
>>719611479How do retards here presume being a good father is woke? I swear this board is fucking stupid.
>>719664635He’s a sadist, not a rapist. That’s why Modi keeps taunting Atreus throughout the fight.
>>719626454I checked itHe's right as long as you include brown countries
>>719665418kratos is a retard and a shit father to both his families
>>719661176You are talking to someone who doesn't know how to canoe either but wants to get one over on you because he sees his ideological brethren being shit on by you, so he just Googled until he saw something that sort of looked like you could be wrong (even though you arent)
>>719665462He admits to being something of a rapist himself. His last words are basically "I am a rapist that has raped"
>>719611391I like the games and the memes. I hope we get a PC release of the OG Games sooner rather than later. Also it was nice of them to release an epilogue DLC for free for Ragnarok
>>719665605Because you grew up with soft parents who didn't discipline you and it shows. Corporal punishment needs to be unbanned
>>719611391>>719611479a big point of the original is that he is going crazy because he keeps reliving the nightmare of killing his family whenever he tries to sleep due to a cursethe entire point of trying to serve the gods in gow1 is to remove the curse in vain, then he indulges in violence in gow2 as a distraction which fuels the fears of zeusdid they retcon this? how does he remain sane after years of these nightmares? he just accepts them or what
>>719651612THE ONE AND ONLY
>>719665761the irony in your text when the fact that kratos doesnt even beat atreus up for being a retard once throughout the game, he just speaks riddles and acts like a retardmy mom & father whooped my ass plenty of times when I was a kid just so you know
>>719657998>>719658834FUNNY
>>719665605Kratos was a good father to Calliope. Why do you think she was so happy to see him while she was in the Elysium Fields?
>>719611479>Al final, PeKratos conciente de que las visiones de sus palomas nunca lo abandonarán, PeKratos se dirigió a las montañas más altas del Perú en el mar Egea, "Los dioses de mi causa me han abandonado... Ya no queda esperanza" y PeKratos se lanzó al vacío, tras 10 años, por fin la muerte es la salida de la pobreza
>>719665893We don't know how Atreus was disciplined up to the home's start but Atreus obvious shows respect which means he's been disciplined
>>719665834"One and only" for the first year of the marriage, at least
>>719665679I also don't know canoes but I am parroting the argument I heard last week
>>719665782What happened after Mt Olympus?Why is Kratos up north?How is Kratos alive?How do the 2 mythologies co-exist?What is actually up with Faye and how is she so powerful she can beat Thor & see into the future?What happened to Greece? Kratos's kill count must be in the tens of millionsNone of these are answered. The nu-games are just soft reboots. Nothing of what happened post GOW3 is explained, Kratos's character development of having to tone himself down and just live with commiting practical omnicide and come to terms with it? All of that is skipped. Enjoy your new franchise.
I wish /v/'d go back to Elden Ring hate. It was funnier
>>719666043He was raised by his mother so knowing her Atreus was probably raised wrong on purpose because she foresaw a future of Kratos getting fed up with him being fucking useless
elden who?
>>719666043theres a portion of 2018 where atreus runs around acting like a retard and not listening to kratos, right around when baldur almost kidnaps himtheres a huge portion of ragnarok where he speaks with the enemies who tried to kill his father, and portions where he runs off and escapes into god knows where without explaining anything to anybody, acting like a literal teenage kidthats just off the top of my headhe needed to get his ass whooped plenty of times
>this is the loon telling you to "be better"
>>719665893>my mom & father whooped my ass plenty of times when I was a kid And look how that turned out
>>7196665763/10 bait, you may try harder
>>719666073>>719665834
>>719666472To be fair the kid was so weak that simply having a body left him worn out, Kratos could not possibly have given a beating softly enough to not kill him when he was younger
>>719621724to expect MGS 3 to have short cutscenes after playing 2, you had to be retardedguess you still are
>>719658431The ironing
>>719657328cope snoytroon
>>719666650That's not what happened, he came out as bi after his marriage opened because he couldn't pick up women, then he learned that despite widening his options he also can't pick up men and he would never catch up to Blavis' score.
>>719667153>he came out as bi after his marriage opened because he couldn't pick up women, then he learned that despite widening his options he also can't pick up men and he would never catch up to Blavis' score.LMFAO
>>719667206I have doubts about his sincerity with it, he talked about how interested he suddenly was in touching dongs but he just couldn't seal the deal but surely if he was really serious he could have gotten his wife to arrange a threesome with one of her new boyfriends. I think he might have been fishing for brownie points from twitter users and studio executives.
>>719667583nu-GoW writers be like
>>719666650>>719666560
>>719668313:|
>>719665418We are truly a hivemind. I just switched from /calg/ to /v/ and here we are.
>>719668313am I supposed to laugh at this? thanks for ruining my evening, faggot
WE MUST BE BETTER WOMEN ! ! !
>>719666560>my face when I am not Anthony Burch
>>719668741>breeding fetishis vaginal sex a fetish too? demented creatures
>>719611391>What actually happens in these games that gives him that reputation?He... he... he treats women like p-p-people instead of fuckdolls that exist only for his sexual pleasure! OH, THE HUMANITY!
WE MUST BE BETTER JAYDENS STEPDADS
>>719665939She loved getting torn in half
>>719619936Our wives' sons' father
>>719668836Oh, and by humanity, I mean only men, and specifically men who look like me, think like me, talk like me and act like me.
>>719668880Answer the question. Her death had literally nothing to do with how he was as a parent so why was Calliope so happy to be reunited with Kratos? She was in paradise and seeing Kratos made her even happier, explain that.
>>719668836>he treats women like p-p-peopleNo he doesn't.
>>719669178She loved getting torn in half
>>719669397As I thought, you haven't got a clue.
>>719669443BECAUSE they don't discuss video games.Yugioh Master Duel thread? DELETE
>>719669443go reddit
>>719665782no, which is one of the reasons I hate 3. they had the extremely gay ending of Kratos literally just forgiving himself while being possessed by Zeus right at the climax of their fight. kratos decimated an entire pantheon over his own fears and insecurities and it's fucking hilarious how a pep talk from some ghost girl fixes his broken ass
>>719669443they are funny and have written posts unlike animu/gacha pornslop threads
>>719669280Look, you're either an unapologetic misogynist who treats all females as objects and all other males as enemies, or you're a beta male cuck who watches his wife fuck other men and licks her clean afterwards. There's no grey area. Everything has to be entirely Category A or entirely Category B.
>>719620393Mimir got so cucked in Ragnarok is unreal.>mission where he's self flagellating for doing environmental damage>mission where he's self flagellating for suggesting Freya marries Odin >mission where he's self flagellating for some mad kingHalf his lines are him apologizing and saying how bad he was for being a toxic male following another toxic male.And the funniest part is that in the dlc, his arc is about learning that, in order to be a better man, he must let his girlfriend travel the world to "find herself". I'm not exaggerating.
>>719669567I'll be A then. The misogyny one. You have fun with all that other nasty stuff.
>>719669578I mean he’s objectively done awful shit and has nothing to do but sit there and stew in his thoughts.
>>719669643Better tell all your friends to fuck off and die and then try to fuck their wives then.
>>719611391>went from slav chad to micheal from /v/sauce
>>719669764Don't tell what to fucking do, faggot. Go back to snowballing with our wife
>>719669786Western vtubers are a mistake
>>719670115except menace and zenya
>>719669786Average vtumor >B-but but this one is ba-Nope
>>719670168Call me back when they're announcing their marriage to chad (paid for by (you))
>>719669786>>719670115>>719670263her twitter profile looks like this now, lol
>>719670380good luck to them with that, I steal all their paywalled stuff, doing it right this second in fact
>mfw I see a masculine father figure in need of Bettering™
>>719669846>slav chadshut the fuck up pavel
>>719670115vtubers are a mistake
>>719668313assume that everything posted on reddit is a psyop
>>719670427What's the swirly icon ?
>>719628392im 5'3 ask me anything
>>719620393and this just proves women and homosexuals wrote the game. anyone who's a fan of the norse games is complicit on turning the industry to shit
remember BOY™ tyrone has all the rights to fuck your wife
>>719671551What the angle of a psyop trying to normalize zoomers being disgusted by cuckolds, exactly? You aren't one of those people who just think everything is fake because you found out your government lied to you about some things, right?
>>719666576>claim the kid needed to get slapped>anon goes about getting slapped >mention how that winded up with him being hereWas your goal to prove yourself wrong?
>>719611391It's a different time..
This board is a circlejerk of pure schizophrenia and negativity. Literally just getting mad at shit that doesn't exist. It's always been like this.
>>719671613pedophile identification badge. it means "little boy / girl lover" . she's a pedophile.
>>719672304>This board is fun>It should be more like redditgo
WE MUST BE BETTER WOMEN
>>719672304>>719672501and all the glowpedokike satanic 764 o9a tranny groomer cunts are on reddit and discord. they have no power here. stay mad.
>>719672614>they have no power here
>>719611391they turned him into a numale "god of hope"so fucking gay, I'm glad I didn't pay for this shit
BE. BETTER.
>>719619765Because they keep posting the same webm every thread and you have the memory of a goldfish
>>719611391Powerful
>>719672839notice the troon indoctrination is resisted and posters ritualistically (at this point) humiliated if they even try to post their sick, anti-nature anti-male drivel? that's against the govcorpo Terms of Service on reddit and discord sweaty. we bow to no one. post something quality, funny, interesting or FUCK OFF
>>719672576>Himemiya "I want Bumblebee to rearrange my guts" Rie
>>719673036Why is old Kratos starting at nu-Kratos' tits?
>>719669786>>719670115>>719670263>>719671467TRVKE
>>719673370Where else do you look when talking to a bitch
>>719665782The curse was that his skin would be stained by the ashes of his familyHis nightmares are just good ol' normal trauma, which still isn't gone even in the new games, he's just better at dealing with it.Through GoWII and III Kratos spirals into madness, deflecting blame to Zeus instead of looking inward.It's through his experience with Pandora in III that he rediscovers his humanity, but at this point he's completely ruined everything that could have ever mattered to him, and stabs himself as penance.But he doesn't die, and just like the first time, he chooses to run away than face what he's done. A big part of the new games is Kratos's relationship to his own past.>>719669528>Kratos literally just forgiving himselfYeah that must be why he shoved the Blade of Olympus into his gut, 'cause he felt all better
>>719672576I mean why work when you can put on an anime avatar and game or yap a few hours a day a few times a week and lonely incel retards pay you royally for it
>>719611391Real answer: he said some lines about he doesn't give a fuck what his wife did or slept with before he came along and it makes sense cause he's an old fuck who used to murder thousands of men and fuck thousands of women so he's looking at it like "it can't be worse than what I did" Unless there is some valid cuck onions shit that's basically the only thing he ever did that could be "onions" and at his age I wouldn't care either just happy to have some pussy
>>719611391It’s a game series that disrespected the holy gods and thus got it’s ironic punishment.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>719673576It allowed him to learn what women feel every day just by existing. That's why he became a better man.
>>719673898I always thought the Greek gods and heroes were cool and I disliked this franchise because you play some boring mindless oc with a black voice actor who kills them all.
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIANT FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON LITTLE BJØRN YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S>...>what>What?>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.>*Smashes boulder against beautiful orange brich trees in fit of anger*>THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A TINY GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH JØHTUNN!!!>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU 1488 NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE SONY CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT STATE OF PLAY?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/GODOFWAR! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE VANGUARD OF MODERN SENSITIVE POSITIVE MASCULINITY IF MY BRUTEISH BARBARIAN CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HELLENOID CHUD INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEK BABY!!! AND A GIRL TOO!!! IF IT WAS A GREEK BOY I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HIM UP TO BJØRN BEFORE HE STARTED GROWING HAIR BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEK GIRL NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF EU GAMING NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING GAMERGATER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT IMPERIALIST BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT GREEK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY HORIZON ZERO DAWN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NORDIC CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! NIGGA I'M NUUUUUUTS
>>719612809>Conflicted about you're wifes gay sonCan you think of a good thing about the game?>>7196316361. He's not.2. He is doing a 1 second animation cycle you see the whole thing looped.>>719673898I mean, that's actually pretty compelling if they didn't buy everything, and make it lame these days.
>>719673037vghhh so fvcking based......
>>719674383retarded dogshit low iq coomer groomer threads exist on a board with freeze peach... wow... better ban the one or two actual fun threads. upvotes aswell plz
>>719611479Can we finally admit the "entire game is done in a single camera take" is fucking dumb and not impressive whatsoever? Especially because the game design is very obviously compromised to hide loading screens with tons of walking segments.
>>719674582Almost as if those "glowpedokike satanic 764 o9a tranny groomer cunts" do in fact have power he->freeze peachOh this really is an actual groypling I'm talking to
I liked the new god of war. The combat was a nice evolution and the focus on skills and spells and stat points made it nice to play your own way but also gave a nice sense of strategy to what was otherwise a fairly straight forward hack and slash. The story changes and new characters also played nicely with allowing the players to identify more with Kratos and was a natural evolution of his character. Overall, I can’t see anyone seriously thinking the game was bad. Even if you don’t like it, it’s still a pretty good game by every metric.
>>719675175you don't have anywhere near the power here you do on discord or reddit you pathetic weasel prostitute. why did the UK target 4chan as soon as the OSA was implemented with a lawsuit? blud needs to quit yappin no cap
series died with Ascension
>>719674383>that catalogthird world teenagers ruined this website
>>719666250these are all answered though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCkQxT-eno just find them
>>719673935MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>719674275funnyroo
>>719675474And I forgot like eight more or they sprung up in that little amount of time upon a refresh, too lazy to check. While a thread just talking about the other /v/s was deemed an actual no-no and deleted. And remember that this isn't even the whole tumor, just the groomer lump.
kratos being a giant basedboy will never stop being funny
>>719674275Hearty kek
>>719611391They just turned him into something most men perceive as weak. Not saying he is, but yours and my opinion are the outlier, not the mainstream.
>>719674383this thread is a gem in a pile of tranime gooner coal
>>719674275gem
>>719639259>meme first posted in 2022>Season 3 first episode in 2023you're a smart guy
>>719674730It's a really shitty idea and it's made even worse by the fact that they didn't even manage to actually do it
I can't wait to see what /tv/ comes up with when the movie is out
>>719628392Who the fuck would like to be black.
OH MY SCIENCE!!! SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!!!!!! so i was listening to the ending song from the new deel, AND YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED ME THIS QUIRKY LIMINAL SPACES BONE-CHILLING ATMOSPHERIC TRACK OF AMBIENT WHITE NOISE!!!! IT'S ABSOULTEY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AWESOME SAUCE!!! SCIENCE FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS BUT THIS .mp3 OF SHITTY AMBIENT NOISE IS EVEN BETTER THAN LOVELESS WITH "TOUCHED" EXCLUDED!! I MEAN IT HAS 144 VIEWS AND IT JUST DROPPED 16 HOURS AGO, IT'S PRACTICALLY LOST MEDIA!! HOLY SCIENCE! OH MY JEFRE CANTU-LADESMA!!!!!!! FINALLY *I'LL* BE THE ONE AHEAD OF THE CURVE IN THE KEK COMMUNITY, THEY CAN'T LAUGH AT ME ANYMORE AFTER I GET TYRONE TO FUCK MY WHITE WHORE WIFE TO THIS AMAZING NO-INSTRUMENTS NO-VOCALS JUST-NOISE AND ALL-FEELINGS INNOVATIVE EMOTIONAL TRACK PERFECT FOR GETTING KEKED TO!!!!!!
>>719660689I hate the puzzles so much is unreal. One of the reasons Ragnarok is so bad is that the programmers believe the puzzles are a way to make the player to take a rest from the violence. The combat sections are not than long to justify that kind pause.And the puzzles don't even give you interesting stuff, in general they just open doors and they seem more uninspired than their versions in GoW 18.Ragnarok it's so bad and boring at so many levels seems like an early draft. The motivation of Atreus seems incredibly forced.
BOOOOOIYou must ALWAYS text your mother and ask for permission to call her. That is her #1 rule whenever she goes on her weekend tripsWhat she does is none of her concern. She is probably with her girlfriends at the winery. But we must not pry. Self-care is vital. This may be hard to understand but she needs...distance from men. As much as I help with the housework and all the cooking, being a wife and mother is the hardest job imaginable. She....feels like she lost a part of her identity when she had youSo your mother goes away to Myrtle beach for days at a time to relive her old life. The one that I SELFISHLY took from her.So the reason she sounded angry and pretended to not know you was because.....SHE WAS BUSY, OKAY?DAMMIT BOY, SHE'S GOING TO BE BLAME ME FOR NOT RAISING YOU PROPER! I'm going to lose my gaming privileges!Oh...no, I raised my voice. WHAT HAVE I BECOME!???
>>719678251And the cutscenes are unskippeable. Imagine that. Boring puzzles. Short combat sections. Unskippeable cutscenes. Convoluted GUI. Boring story. Sif, Thrud, Freya or Krato's wife not playable. Not even as skins.Santa Monica made every possible wrong decision with GoW Ragnarok.
>>719678603NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS CHUD
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!I am listening, and I am learning.
Boy, stop playing Fortnite and go to college. You must work to become the provider that women need after Tyrone left.
>>719611391Unfunny third world "people" decided so
>>719679664>LEAVE KRATOS ALONE!
>>719672576Why did we give women rights again? Even if you are completely on board with women's education, how do you read this, realize that each of those women took up a valuable slot in higher education, objectively depriving a man of that opportunity, and then just tapping out of the work force the moment she realizes she can just exploit her vagina to make money?How do leftoids cope with this??
>/v/ trying the defend a game written by anthony burchTurrible.
>>719611391the gameplay sucks and the new stories as well. memes aside, it's baffling how many walking sections are there and how it tries to be like a movie. not even considering the fact that it really tries the "super mature" oscars bait shit
>>719680381You mean nu-/v/, reddit cucks infested this place
>>719665418Your opinion is discarded on the account of you being a troon.
>>719680381only the second one is
WE MUST
DRINK ONIONS
>>719621131He is... The date rapist!
>>719680515I still don't understand that obsession of Sony with transforming games into movies. It's ok to use techniques for Cinema but trying to transform the whole product into a movie is ridiculous. If I want to watch a movie, I go to watch a movie. I am playing videogame because I want to have fun interacting with it. Why is so hard to understand for Sony executives that when turn on the console the brain is waiting for interaction, not a passive observation of events unfolding on the tv.
>>719625053They just cant help themselves
We are not step fathers. We are fathers who stepped up.
>>719680381he wasn't even a lead writer. It was these two guys
>>719682206OH MY SCIENCE
>>719682873i dont even need to check early life
>>719672304>negativityI see alot of OC and laughter going on. Be better.>>719665418If you hadn't gimped yourself with that pic your post might have actually come off as serious. Be better.
>>719621209>>719658258>>719658309>/co/fag thinks this is /co/Literally thousands of posts, and the only posts you have are samefags. You lost.
Asura lost
>>719684216BOYWE ARE BUMP LIMIT, WE CANNOT BUMP FURTHER BE BETTER
WE MUST BE BETTER THREADS
We must be better anons...
>>719611391The bald beard combo is peak soillennial aesthetic.It mirrors the current GoW fanbase pretty well.
>>719683351This might as well be /dbg/.
>>719683351the death battle threads they have are a shittier version of /dbs/ which sounds impossible but it's true
>>719684351>>719684387>>719684403ATREUS GET IN HERE
I miss the old Kratos
>>719685017you mean the young Kratos?
