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Started playing this horse game and this is clams smashing super gay
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maybe YOU'RE gay, you ever think of that?
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>>719611506
No you didn't
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>join test CMs
>get torn apart for the most part with low As
>Check cards the winners are using for high As and A+s
>all max LB SSRs and SRs.
I'll be happy if I get Grade Bs this time.
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>>719611908
The accelerated schedule benefits whales greatly after all
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>>719611506
There's nothing gay about loving girls.
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>>719611908
Just run your favorite horse and hope to get lucky. 1200 STM, Long, and 2 Gold Recoveries are all you need to give you a chance to steal it.
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>>719611908
Those guys represent a "vocal" minority, in the sense that MOST people arent even ready for this shit. Of course the whales who grinded out with their max cards want to test their umas on dummies like you. B class is a comfy place to be unironically. You dont want to be going life and death in round 2 class A and get disqualified.
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>>719611908
The motherfuckers joining MULTIPLE test lobbies with triple A+ teams and full MLB decks have an ego the size of a mountain.
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>>719611908
I stopped joining those test groups because it's usually full of whales flexing.
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Do you really only have 7 chapters per character story? That's kinda low for a waifu sim
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How did your club do /v/?
Somhow we ended at rank 2600ish not bad for a club anyone can join I guess.
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>>719612197
I mean who else are they gonna play against?
>>719612247
I actually like testing my umas in those rooms exactly for that reason. I want to get as close to beating the whale as possible, look at the abilities they run and their stat spread and so on. Most of them are just carried hard by their stats and whale cards, but I picked up on stuff I wouldn't have otherwise by studying them last time. It's good to measure just how good or bad your uma is, but you shouldn't expect to beat them most of the time
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>>719612159
>B class is a comfy place to be unironically. You dont want to be going life and death in round 2 class A and get disqualified.
I can second this. I accepted that my prep wasn't up to top meta and took the demotion, and enjoyed winning B finals.
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>>719612353
Yeah, I'm only going to shoot for A if I have that Long S and ideal stat spread/abilities. I'm close but I think im still only B quality right now. If I can get straightaway spurt on golshi...only some gold away from go-home specialist. I think I can make it work. I bred some parents up for her so we'll see what happens. Made a decently strong pace chaser but it's hard to get the planets to align. And now

>Dominator is a Medium distance only ability
Grass...we're going to have to train you to actually win! (that was the plan actually, not gonna bother with too many debuffs)
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>>719611506
don't make me tap the sign
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>>719612345
Yeah like my 1050 Stam, Front running Top Gun with 3 gold recoveries runs out of gas still before the final stretch. Was thinking of trying her out as a pace runner just to see what happens since she has only one skill that is Front Runner locked.
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>>719612291
i imagine the new careers we get later will also have some story to the horse youre training
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>>719612345
Most whale clubs have discord servers where they can race against each other instead of joining 10 lobbies with f2p players expecting something other than absolute crushing victory
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>>719612556
Front runners are very stamina hungry unfortunately, it's tough. Is your wit high enough and your heals aren't proccing? You might need to go max stamina...Front runners are generally considered pretty hard to run for long races (For now) and I think it's because of those stamina requirements
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>>719612660
Yeah but you gotta understand not all whales are sociable like that either. Some refuse to even do interactions with people. And if those whale clubs are anything to go off of, they're some prickly mother fuckers probably prone to all sorts of meltdowns.
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>>719612670
Those test cms were very enlightening. all 3 (BOFA, Maestro, and Cooldown) have been consistently going off and usually my other 2 umas consistently pass her at the end and they don't have 3 golds and same amount of stam. I saw one's A+ Top Gun stick to the front the entire time although someone else's pace would past at the end.
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>>719612670
>3 gold recoveries
>Wit 300
>34%
huh?????
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Opinions?
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>>719612965
at 300 wit, it's 70% for 1 anon.
That means for two to go off, it's not 70% twice, you have to roll 70% and win twice in a row, so your probabilties are lower. With 3 golds you have to roll 70% and win three times without missing once...the probability of that is 34%
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>>719612965
Odds of all three firing is 34% if each one individually has a 70% chance
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>>719613010
The skills aren't bad (except for the lack of Murmur) but you want 900 wit minimum on your debuffer
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>>719613010
Frenzied isn't as good as it only activates when someone is frenzied, which isnt guaranteed. Only buy it if you have more skill points than you know what to do with.

Subdued and Flustered drain stamina, Hesitant slows down speed. You want to stack as many subdued and flustered as you can, plus you want stamina eater as well (manhattan cafe has it). Sharp gaze is not a bad one to pick either.
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>fake name
>some random nz town

>real name
>BONECRUSHER
holy shit
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>>719613074
Murmur and its stronger variant are medium only anon, so useless in a long race
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>>719613074
This is for gemini
>900
FUCK

>>719613086
It was the only red option left to buy beyond murmur.
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1988, Kikka Sho.
Had the horse not met the man,
And had the man not met the horse.
The genius horse that gave birth to a genius.
Super Creek.
How many authentic encounters we have in our lives?
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>>719612143
its impossible for me to even get 1k in a stat without neglecting other stats
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>>719613096
Bonecrusher is the pride of that NZ town so the name fits.
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>>719613118
Oh, I'm dumb. Though having a Natie you can use in every CM would be ideal.
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>>719613096
Yeah the names are up and down.
On one hand, Obey Your Master, Dicta Striker, and Folk Queen are objective improvements to Pay The Butler, Soccer Boy, and Horlicks (LOL)
On the other, BONECRUSHER and I really like the name Twin Bee better over Belno Light.
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>I AM LE STRONGEST AND MOST LOVED IDOL HORSE!
>jobs to random international 3rd rate horses
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>>719613503
Opera would never
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>haha eat your vegetables LOL!!!
How ironic... since half of you are going to drop the game when the great filter hits. If you make it out alive, maybe you'll understand why she hates them so much.
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>>719611506
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a silksong thread died for this
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Umagine the smell
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>>719613873
The janny will make sure this one follow it soon after.
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>>719613927
>have walls of used horse boots like a sneakerhead junkie
>why yes i AM a legendary trainer what gave it away
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Redemption...
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>>719613096
>>719613296
So the CG OC are basically Jojo's localized Stand names? Kinda neat.
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Only 100K more to go for your Potential 5 golshi, we can do this!
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>>719613927
you don't have to umagine it
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>>719612345
>I want to get as close to beating the whale as possible
I'm good with that, going against 1200/1200 whales doesn't really teaches you much. You just need Distance S and some of the meta skills that everyone says, then as much stats as you can get.
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>>719614260
mmmmmm plastic and paint
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are the aptitude sparks completely random, or is there a way to get them to 3* more reliably?
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>>719614260
Why do so many umas wear mismatched shoes? Are they dumb?
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>>719614429
ik that Suzuka has different colored shoes, and in game, it says that her feet are different sizes (0.5 size difference if i recall correctly). dont know about the rest though
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>>719614429
It's generally reference to the real horses colorings of their feet. Special week has mismatched shoes for that reason because it has a white hoof.
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Which one will the janny delete first between this thread and these
>>719613656
>>719613996
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>>719614628
We got a thread to bump limit earlier, I think we'll be good for tonight. Jannie got bigger cocks to smoke clearly
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>>719614659
Cards you can hear in your head
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>feel like I'm getting a decent run going if I can just get a few more rainbow trainings in
>check the time
>Late November Senior Year
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>>719614806
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>>719614806
>think I got a good run going
>go to buy some skills
>prof curvature missing
>late november senior year
t-thanks
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>tfw you KNOW you dont have any stamina left and you're just bouncing around menus fidgeting around
time do something else for a couple hours
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>>719612143
Taiki is my favorite horse and she can't do a Long CM without hitting a 1 in 10000 run.
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>>719615017
What's wrong with Natie? Why won't she dance?
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>>719613184
Then neglect other stats
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>>719615078
She should get her own western-styled spinoff game
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Is the McQueen-Urara trick any good if you run her as a Pace chaser?
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>>719615251
Then my horse would neglect getting wins...
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Female Fan B is a freak.
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>>719613184
Sounds like a deck/strategy/sparks problem to me anon
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Go to sleep.
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>>719615831
nah I gotta finish this comic book or some shit, fuck whatever it was I had to do tomorrow
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>>719615245
She didn't dance so nice.
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I know i know no long S and no straightaway spurt, they didn't proc. But is this decent at least? I really need to start working on Taishin
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>>719615321
>McQueen-Urara trick
qrd?
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>>719615952
I don't think even that guy knows...
As far as I know it's just an urara trick and it involves fucking up Taishin, got nothing to do with McQueen
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>>719615951
Stats wise you're in a good place. You just need those abilities and the long S. This one should be good for Class B though no problem
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>>719615980
>I don't think even that guy knows...
You could've just asked me to elaborate.
>>719615952
Mejiro McQueen's unique skill triggers based on a specific distance difference when comparing the position of the first and last Uma. By having Urara running running far behind everyone, the calculation gets messed up and it allows McQueen to trigger her skill trigger 100% of the time. Most people recommend running McQueen as a late runner for maximum effectiveness, but I was wondering if the strategy still works if you make her a Pace Chaser since I don't have Late Surger parents.
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>Missed the thread where janny got BTFO forever
Why does all the cool shit happen when im sleeping?
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>>719616293
It won’t be the last time it happens.
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>>719616293
did you at least read the thread? that was great

>>719616237
Sorry anon, I see people say some weird shit. I dont know much about the meta, just vaguely of the urara thing and didnt realize there was a McQueen layer to it.
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i had a dream where I was playing a serious uma simulator game and i was debating if i should draft Oguri Cap but her food budget requirement would destroy me
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>>719616427
gimme the OP post number so i can look it up
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>>719616293
>>719616370
>>719616427
Qrd?
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What's your favorite uma image? I like this one and the one where Tachyon is getting blasted away by the explosion.
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Does anyone have more VA pics like these
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wonder whats stopping them from making spin off games
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>>719616512
>>719616518

>janny autosages thread at 300 posts
>everyone ramps up posting to get it to bump limit before it expires
>get to 600 posts
>HIT image limit before the end
>become the fastest moving board outspeed /pol/ in this exchange


>>719583709

You can skip to the part that says autosage if you wanna see what that starts
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>>719616537
i like the special week staring at you image
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>>719616465
>a serious uma simulator game
That's Winning Post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEPUvHMpZY

I genuinely have no idea how the game actually play.
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>>719616639
BASED
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>>719616639
Love it when that happens
Total janny tranny ass devastation
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>>719616625
I mean, there's Pretty Derby Party Dash.
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>>719616639
Uhh...based?
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>>719616625
There's Party Dash and they've done a few for Granblue. Could be licensing issues but we don't know the full details of these contracts.
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>>719616639
What can I say? We're End Closers
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>going into CM with this
be honest gang, am i cooked fr?
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>>719616625
I'd pay full price for an actual uma game instead of this gacha, but genuinely, why would they pay to make an actual game when they can make gachabucks multiple times whatever the actual game can bring in?
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>>719616639
>/uma/bros bakushin'd so hard it made /v/ outspeed /pol/
>Image limit reached
BASED why hasn't someone made a screencap yet.
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>>719613184
I'm giving up on pulling those stat. I just gambling on skill instead.
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>>719616639
>4.22 posts/min
>hit bump AND imagelimit after an autosage
Janny absolutely B T F O
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>>719616907
I'm so sorry, anon.
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>>719616639
>Footage of janny yelling at Umaposters to stop discussing horses only to get mogged by End Closers
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After years of seeing this, I finally get it
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>>719616537
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>>719616674
>its region locked on steam
cringe
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>>719617118
is it actually so over fr?
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>>719616537
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>>719617138
normally I'd think these edits are cringe and gay but this one is very creative with the limited space for expression it has
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>>719616625
competance
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>>719617202
>scarlet
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>>719616537
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>>719616625
They need to make a persona spinoff
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>>719612143
This is my hors. Do I have a chance?!
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>>719617338
>witlet
Anon that's bad...Your recovery skills are at like 60% proc rate
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Uma musume players be like
YOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE
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>Start one last run before bed so that I can finish it in the morning to get my dailies out of the way quickly
>Mostly just on autopilot, skipping through everything
>...Wait was that a fucking quadruple rainbow
Wew lad
If only I could get luck like this when I'm actually paying attention...
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>the only way to get straightaway spurt without gimping your deck is to hope you get it on an inspiration
GOD THIS IS SO FUCKED UP
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>>719617407
Why yes, yes I do.
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>>719617338
Needs more stam and one more gold recovery skill
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>>719617435
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This is how much Uma Musume would cost if it weren't a gacha. You should be happy that it's free to play.
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>>719617435
Start making those parent and hope your deck can hit the threshold bucko.
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>>719617202
Agnes begone.
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>>719617415
Update: HOLY SHIT SLEEP CAN WAIT
Feels like it's been ages since I got a hot spring ticket for an uma I actually care about. Time to lock in
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>>719617529
paradox dlc is free though
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>>719616537
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https://umamusume.com/news/100037/
MAINTENANCE
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>>719616625
What kinda spin-offs would you lads want to see? I think a turn based RPG would be pretty sick. I can already see how my favorite umas would play differently.
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>realizing that like 90% of my sparks are polluted with front runner and mile sparks because they all used the same Maruzensky that was my first 7* speed as a parent
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CHECK YOUR NOTIFICATIONS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
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>>719617661
NINE THOUSAND APOLOGEMS
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>>719617663
Fighting game all the way, I will 100% git gud if they do. There's already a ton of potential for movesets
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>another run where Hishiama doesn't give a skill hint for Straightaway Spurt
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>>719617661
IT'S OVER EOS SOON
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failed a 4% hishi hint on the last day of summer camp
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>>719617709
WE'RE RICH!
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>>719617653
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how are they so FUCKING fast
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>>719617683
Hold on to some of them for the mile CMs at least
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>>719617663
A Princess Maker game where you raise a donutsteel uma that you customize and guide her through 3 years of highschool, interacting different umas throughout the 3 years run, and the umas available are dependent on the scenarios you choose at the start. And if your uma is a loser in racing, there are always options to guide her to become something else like a baker, florist or your personal breeding mare. Basically just the gacha, but more indepth and more personal.
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>>719617850
Fucked up evolutionary adaptations that essentially reduced their legs to 1 giant finger
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>>719617663
Harvest Moon/Rune Factory style but you're still training umas
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>>719617879
If they make it like princess maker 2 and make a little optional JRPG overworld you can explore and turn based battles? Oh man would that be kino. Such a great game. From the fucking DOS days, still holds up
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>>719617819
lmao
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>>719617726
Fightan would be pretty sick. How big would the launch roster be though? There's 100+ umas.
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>>719617663
Gold Ship is having majorly insane delusions and believes she's Red Hare. Musou.
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>>719617726
>wanting a fighting game after auto comboblue versus
i like uma a lot but after that game, i just cant
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>>719617368
My stam/speed goes down like 200 if I try to go for a wit 300. See: 5x 30-40 stam/speed trainings -> 5 x 10-14 wit trainings. My supports are 3* kitasan, 4x 0* ssrs and sr, and friend creek. I can't roll, I'm f2p. When's the free rolls.
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>>719617957
Unfortunately they'd probably have to boil it down to like a little over a dozen at first, and add others as DLC. People would get butthurt if their favorites didnt get in, but they could have like a MvC system where you have "support" umas that can come in from the side and do a helpful attack/buff or something.
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>>719618004
>My supports are 3* kitasan, 4x 0* ssrs and sr, and friend creek. I can't roll, I'm f2p. When's the free rolls.
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>>719617957
If they don't have a big budget or have an actual fg developer, 12 characters+ season pass of 5-6 for maybe three seasons.
If they do what 3d shonen jump licensed fighters do, as many as 30-40 out of the gate until the cast is unreasonably big.
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>>719617957
i don't think owners would sign of letting you literally beat the shit out of their horses
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>>719617663
Uma Team Racing Carrots Fueled
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>>719614510
It's because the horse's rear legs have different colors
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>need to rest for energy
>check training just to see what I'm missing out on
>accidentally double tap a quad rainbow with 79% chance of failure
>Success!
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>>719618257
Gambling!
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>>719618131
Yeah but its fun to theorize how It could look. Personally I want Zoner Taiki Shuttle with ammo management for projectiles.
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>>719618131
I mean if it's just cartoon violence would they really get that upset about it? They're already doing slapstick fighting in the anime
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>debut race
>doing pretty well
>one of the NPCs suddenly start running for their life in the last straight and wins by a nose
fucking bullshit
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>>719617975
can't touch this
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>>719618481
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>>719617663
Some of the following:
-Actual racing game that you can control your Uma
-Animal Crossing-like game
->>719617879
-VN only mode
-Offline One time purchase version of the gacha like Pocket Camp
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>>719617616
Hot spring trip secured. Knew she wouldn't let me down.
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https://youtu.be/ZFV5C5cxu0s?t=1448
wow.
that was horrible... what were our defenders doing?
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>>719618619
>wearing your tiara in a hot spring
dumb horse
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>>719618705
>Mayano Top Cunn GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!
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>>719618257
Once I failed an accidentally pressed speed training, only for the next turn to get the hot stream tickets, followed by the rare event that gives you all stats up and mood up.
This game works in strange ways.
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I started playing this game without rerolling for an actual good card and i regret it every day
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>>719618740
Not as dumb as El who wears her mask in the spring, then has to take it off afterwards because it got wet
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>>719618705
you have to go back
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>>719613743
Whats that
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>>719618795
Who cares. I am playing fine without rerolling like a chump.
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>>719618795
There's going to be a Kitasan reroll in December most likely. It has El Condor Pasa as well which is a vodka-tier strength card. Save your gems for that and blow them on rerolling support cards.

Still, I see a lot of people that post their decks and they're not even utilizing some of their best cards. If you dont feel like waiting, just keep rolling on whatever banner and eventually you'll accumulate enough good SRs to hard carry you through anything. The right MLB SR beats a 0LB SSR 9 times out of 10.
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>>719618852
they added survival crafting mechanics to the game
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>does one little thing
>cries
So how would you deal with her as a trainer?
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>>719618862
Yeah like realistically if I were in your shoes I'd just go with and make due. People aren't creative with their cards. Even if all you had was fucking guts cards you could make it work. Proud of you anon. Other anon, take notes from this anon. Stop trying to metaslave but if you are, then use your brain and see the strongest deck you can make with what you have. You'd be surprised. Also embrace breeding and learn those systems. It's the only way to get ahead
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>>719618916
Let her bawl for a bit and then quiet and calm reassurance. She's too soft for a rough approach. She just needs to cry a bit then she perks right up again
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What are like 4-5 of THE cards you'd recommend pulling for in the next like two years?
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>>719614659
>Make up story about being past your prime as an athlete in the anime
>the real Kitasan actually retired at his prime, in fact he was in perfect physical condition long after retirement and even challenged other horses to races.
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>>719618973
They were super creek and kita san, those were the two big ones. Everything else is too situtional to recommend right now. Just reroll on kitasan if you dont have her MLB'd, she's the most important.
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>>719618985
There is a reason why Season 3 is consider the worst anime by many anon in /a/ and /v/.
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KitaFRAUD is still SEETHING he never got to race DuraCHAD ever again
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CHIIIII YO CHI YO CHI YO CHI YO CHI YO NO O~
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>>719618985
It's been said a billion times but the way they implemented her story was really fucking stupid especially when the real horse was a fucking badass
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>>719619057
>uuuuu Nature-sensei, I only won three G1s uuuuu
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why are there so many cows in this horse game?
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>>719619130
Nature straight up said: is this bitch for real?
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>>719618985
I had a bad feeling when they decide to make Kitasan as the protag. Satono will be far more interesting as MC so for once the perspective shifted off from old and busted Spica's team.
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>>719619057
They can change the story of Kitasan to make her a jobber, BUT THEY CAN'T CHANGE THE STORY OF HARU TO MAKE HER A CHAMPION?
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>>719619169
Pretty sure that's a donkey
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Where did the Satono meme come from?
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ok but when are they adding winx?
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>>719618795
i regret blowing all my carats for smart falcon and not getting her
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>>719619213
some artist drew just a regular image of satano sticking her tongue out, it wasn't even that crazy
then it got memed to hell and back by westerners, that's it
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>>719619213
bilibili shitpost
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10%? MORE LIKE 75% BECAUSE FUCK YOU
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>seiun sky coming out
>suzuka support card
>only 3k carats
this accelerated schedule is helping nobody but whales
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>>719618785
I love how expressive the models are in this game
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>>719619310
CyGenerous is going to throw us some accelerated carat rewards soon in about hmmm....two more weeks I estimate.
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>>719619338
That's an underrated feature. Making expressive 3d models in general is not an easy task. They did a good job with them in this game, the animations too although I know most of that was motion capture but still, it looks good
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>>719618985
Yeah, Season 3 gets a lot of shit and it's mostly for this. Especially after how good S2 was.
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>>719619213
Bilibili. Expect a new version of this meme but with Orfevre after that latest video of horse Orfevre enjoying his tongue getting played with
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>>719619201
I don't even think you need to change Haru's story to make it compelling. I think there's something really painfully bittersweet about her running for fun, only to develop a competitive spirit. It's a sort of loss of innocence, but at the same time the series revolves around embracing and appreciating the nature of competition.
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>>719619281
It's always a 50/50. Either you win or lose!
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>>719619265
>and not getting her
Your card?
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>>719619390
I'd been meaning to bring this up. They're so fucking good. Absolutely adorable most of the time, but there's also something about certain expressions in action that always cracks me up for no real reason.
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>>719616293
>>719616370
>>719616639
A reminder jannies can't autosage threads, only mods can. Just making sure you guys use the proper nomenclature ;)
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>>719619789
>guys just so you know, a turd can't autosage threads, only a shitpile can
They're all jannyshits to me!
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Can someone replace Tamano Cross with a picture of a crying janny
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>>719619057
>Won against electricians and plumbers
Lol, as convincing as Fraudolf
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>>719611984
With how many whales crashed out after the start of this month, do we think this accelerated schedule might cause more people to crash out?
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>>719619338
>kita black at 0lb
do i roll on the kitasan rerun, or the nice nature ssr card in the future?
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>>719620056
Modern gaming really is just hyper competitive and people don't know how to have fun. So many people are going to drop when they realise they can't always win and they don't bother enjoying the story or the characters and just want good stats
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This game got me too much into horse culture. Makes me wish I had a horse.
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>>719617957
SF6 had 18 characters at launch so going off that
>Spe-chan: Shoto
>Suzuka: Rushdown
>Teio: Mixups and Rekkas
>Rudolf: Slayer
>Gold ship: Faust
>Cafe: Puppet/Stand fighter
>Brian: Stance
>Kitasan: More aggressive shoto with some command grabs
>El: Fast, very aerial grappler
>Oguri: Brute with super armor and and an install
>Grass: Footsies and spacing
>Taiki: Zoner
>McQueen: Guile but with some counter moves
>Opera: Setplay midranger with doto assists
>Vodka: Brawler
>Rice: Very aggressive rushdown with an install
>Tachyon: Level-up all rounder
>Urara: Joke
Then you do seasons of 5 characters until you have a satisfying roster. It's not like everyone needs to get in. I doubt anyone is itching to play as say, bakushin.
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>>719620271
>bakushin
You should have picked a less popular horse. Bakushin is based.
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>>719620187
>So many people are going to drop when they realise they can't always win
I already got a taste of that already...2nd place in B stings. But a victory would have also been dumb luck with how little I prepared. It was a good reality check. I'm making a more honest attempt this time even if it's going to be harder/shorter notice. If anything not doing so hot made me want to try harder, it's fun to me...like a game.

I make sure to take time and enjoy the stories as well, gotta take time and smell the roses. That's what makes unlocking new trainees exciting. Even support cards can have interesting stories and it's worth running ones you dont normally would, usually during breeding when trying to steal skills. I like both the casual and the competitve aspects, so I don't see myself getting burned in the long run. It's just a fun game to me, win or lose
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>>719620270
It made me want to go back to working on a horse farm. Had a job like that when I was younger but it was demanding. I might do it if nothing else works out. Horses are very cool...but pretty dangerous if you're riding them
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>>719619670
Indeed. As far as production values for the designs and models go, I can't really think of many games that do it better
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>>719620271
I want to play as Bakushin more than I want to play as Brian or Ryan.
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>>719620396
As far as expressive models go? The only one that I can think of that is on par or better would be Xenoblade 3, but not really any of the prior Xenoblade games because the facial tech they made leaps and bounds with the most recent one. They did a really good job with the expressiveness, characters are very human like and especially the eyes are well done. Uma does that well too. Xeno's a game like uma that also hit me pretty hard in the feels. The expressiveness of the characters helps draw you into the experience
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>>719611506
>Like seeing anime girls kisses each other
>Hate seeing real girls kisses each other
What do?
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>>719620270
I've never really cared about horses, but I saw some at the state fair yesterday and got really excited.
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>>719620556
Holy shit kek
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>>719620556
kek
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>niggers with 2 Ss and 1S

How the fuck
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>>719620598
Smart breeding. Meanwhile you're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks
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Are there actual donkeys and zebras in the uma universe or are they also cute girls. I want to see a donkey uma
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>>719616537
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>still no 3* blue spark in weeks
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>>719620328
>>719620401
True, I should've used someone like ryan or ticket as an example. I just thought of our fav class rep because her spot as the chipp wannabe was taken by rice in my example.
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>>719620705
>I want to see a donkey uma
She already exists. Her name is Mejiro Ryan
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What's more important, getting 3star in a stat, or 3star in turf/dirt/distance?
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>>719620730
think about special week when youre grinding
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>>719620793
I do...it keeps getting me so excited!
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>>719620769
3 star in distance
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>>719620715
this would be alot better if it wasnt implied yuri
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>>719620556
KEK
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>>719620556
janny xisters...
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>>719620769
It depends on what you're looking for.
If you want to train up an uma to be proficient in dirt, well you need dirt sparks, which are always pink sparks.

Generally blue sparks, which influence stats, are seen as the most useful. distance pink sparks (long medium sprint etc) are the best pink sparks as they raise your speed by 5% when at S. The only way to raise it to S is to have those pink sparks in your parents trainee's legacy umas. So they are important. Raising the terrain proficiency (turf/dirt) to S, is a 5% multiplier in acceleration.

Raising the style proficiency (pace, late, end etc) is a 10% (?) buff to your Wit. So distance is still the most important. If you have to pick a pink spark to aim for, you aim for in this case Long, but you sprinkle some turf pink sparks so you can possibly have S Long and S turf. The style isnt as important, only if you're trying to raise someone up to an A if their proficiency is already low (say mayano top gun from B end closer to A). As far as blue sparks go, stamina are much appreciated because it's harder to train for than speed. On that note, power sparks are important too when you dont need to train for stamina.
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>>719620715
>that hulking monster in the back
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>>719620932
She's a big uma
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>>719620964
4 U
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>>719620842
That's Riko Kashimoto. She's separate trainer from the player trainer.
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Can western KFC do the same collab as nip KFC?
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>>719621041
Nahh the KFC demographic here wouldn't be able to appreciate cute anime girls. Although if they were smart that's what they would do!
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>>719621041
iirc, nip KFC is an entirely different entity from every other KFCs
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>>719620842
Everything is 'implied yuri' to you lot
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I've completely given up on CM2. I'm just farming points now.
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>>719621040
Oh that makes more sense, its still a funny image despite my complaints
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>>719621165
I'm already halfway through the event points even without using any of the cards with bonus multiplier. Probably wise not to dump too much energy into this CM if you're not feeling it yeah
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>>719617663
Smash bros but racing and infinite stocks.
You run in a 2d space in lanes dodging obstacles and shit other umas throw at you.
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>>719620979
1000 years in photoshop
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>>719621432
Naisu desu neigh
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>>719620556
Reminder that the leak showed /j/ had a 'fanart' thread where they shared all the janny art anons have made
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Are you guys actually sweating it out in the next Champ's Meet? Why? You only get to have one title next to your name and that's already occupied by Taurus Platinum
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Is this event card any good?
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>>719621508
No, the next one will be decent though.
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>>719611506
Is there any more Umamusume based on Saint Boye?
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>>719621459
Surprisingly little came of the recent janny-caust.
Unless behind the scenes a lot of them quit
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>>719621432
We need an interaction between her and Gentildonna. Crush steel balls my ass. Akebono could probably disintegrate them.
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I LOVE RICE SHOWER AND HER BIG SILLY EARS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
https://youtu.be/mcF_6yAcjok?si=4A2B8CbdHEPFcZdT
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did you guys hear that?
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>>719621698
I hear many things.
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>>719621506
>are you guys trying to win the competition? what's the point, you could just lose.
With that logic why try and win at anything? To me it's fun to breed up umas for a simple challenge and see how far we can take it, that's all it is. If that's not fun to you then dont worry about it
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>>719621698
No i had a big pair of earmuffs on
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>>719621781
This shouldn't be scientifically possible...unless...?
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>>719621549
I like to imagine Saint Boye is a family friend of the Stay Gold lineage
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>>719621506
No, I'm just going to win without even trying, again
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>>719621875
Genuinely what the fuck was Stay Gold's problem? Why is he so insane?
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>>719621890
Shiriaki sama...I humbly ask that you guide me to victory
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>umas are reincarnated horses
>this means the closest thing they have to a soul mate is the reincarnation of their jockeys
>jockeys height range from 4’10 to 5’6
>this means umas are more likely to be attracted to manlets in general because it gives them the best shot of reuniting with their soul mates
Short kings rise up and claim your horse wives!
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>>719621927
He managed to channel his Napoleon complex into something productive.
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>>719621927
All animals have different personality quirks. Then imagine selectively breeding those animals for their physical prowess yet those personality quirks get passed down as a side effect. So like your genes...effect your personality. Your environment effects it somewhat, but the reality is a lot of that shit is decided before birth
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>>719621836
would ask these umas if they want to party
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>>719617663
Mario Party but with Umas. Frame the whole thing as Director going batshit with a new combative event. Put more of a racing theme into the board and give us a bunch of dumb little minigames.
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>>719622052
>they arrive at anon's run down appartment
>he pulls up a laptop with HoMM3 running and selects hot seat multiplayer
>there's only 1 plastic chair, so they have to stand while you sit on it
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>>719621875
What happened here? Did Stay Gold block the other horse which caused it to trip?
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He’s just like me.
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>>719622126
uhhh...so like...when are we gonna score and stuff? uhuhuh
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>>719622181
We all got a little Stay Gold in us
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>>719617653
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NEW VID FROM WIT GUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao_xvKLyytM
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I've become rather fond of Daitaku Helios
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>>719622670
No cap?
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I’m unironically in a “my steak is too delicious” mood because I haven’t got a single wedding air groove but got 4 star Mayano wedding.
I just want my Fascist wife.
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>>719621506
huh? it already is? i though i didnt even reach the finale thoughever
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>>719621927
Yes. Stay Gold hated TM Opera O. It's not clear in this camera angle but way more clear in the camera footage of them running directly towards the camera but Stay Gold pretty much diagonally cut across half of the track to try and get in front of Opera O and block him. The result of this was that NTR caught in the crossfire and cut off by Stay Gold before Stay Gold could cut off Opera O; causing NTR to stumble and throw his jockey. This traumatized NTR for about 2 months after
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>>719623029
Meant for >>719622179
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>>719621875
is he ok
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>>719623085
Actual race track terrorist, how did they even get his name in Uma
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>>719623098
He's in stable condition.
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>>719622686
That would be Makitan or Cheval
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>>719623136
Despite his malicious temperament, he was an extremely popular horse in Japan
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>>719623136
By promising to make him extremely cute
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>>719623029
Hating NTR is normal though
https://youtu.be/866-LQeJNYU?si=CUHQMpSgCZLdfF7F
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Given the time I have left, and the fact that I haven't even managed to make a good grandparent, should I still bother with it or start prepping an Ace with whatever shit I have leftover?
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Air Shakur is a math nerd???
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>>719612520
how can you go your entire life without having a bro? is it a super autism thing?
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>>719623724
She's a number autist, yes. More so than even Hayahide
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>>719623724
>math nerd
>looks like she does meth
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>>719623609
Think about how long it'll take you to make a viable parent after you maybe get a grandparent done, especially with limited borrows per day. And that's before you even work on the actual team.

At this point, I would definitely be compromising on parent quality to ensure that you at least have umas you can enter into CM at all.
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>>719611908
>>719611984
>>719612159
>>719612660
>>719614340
F2P Gemini/CM2 test room: 76400014

No whales allowed! 2/9 since I don't have a third Uma yet
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>>719616639
If this were /sp/ we would've had a /jug/ janny united general after this
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>>719616537
Trainer in danger
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Mob umas are cute
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>>719624247
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>>719617616
I have never gotten it with the cows but for some reason all the flatties love me. Mayano, Mcqueen, Suzuka. It's nice and all but I want to see some titty
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I left my old club bros nobody was trading shoes
i want a new one

247669396989
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Uhhhhhgg tfw no Neicha wife.....
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>>719624885
You're still on cooldown, friend. I'll re-invite you once you're off the cooldown period.
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>>719619310
>Accelerated schedule means I can't do humble farming of dailies that easily
>Events barely cut it
>Want to save like 30K for the all banner event on Christmas(Actually march apparently)
>Almost all trophies are collected by now, just got into grade 6 team racing so that's used up as well, only real extra income are my limited Uma stories
>Only at 8k right now
Maybe I'll just start skipping them, man
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>>719625586
I have no idea how the fuck you guys aren't saving, are y'all just rolling on every banner or hwat? Did you actually get what you were rolling for? Spending carats without the guarantee sounds retarded, I've only spent 30k on Kitasan and I haven't rolled since
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>>719625409
She is too nice for the likes of us
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>>719625710
10 rolls on new banners each was my go to, early on I also rolled extra whenever my carrats got above 3k, that was mostly for Kitasan(didn't get) and Taishin(didn't get either)
I feel very stupid in hindsight but nothing to be done now I might keep rolling for new horsies tho, even if I likely won't get them, because I want more of them!
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>>719625710
NTA but I spent like 70 pulls on Creek's banner just to improve my SRs, which I did but sadly I didn't get lucky enough to get another Creek copy. I have half a spark now
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>>719625540
Which club do you represent?
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>>719625710
I blew my load on Kitasan and Creek so I am barely over 10k right now.
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>just barely finished CM and we're already straight into the maws of the next one
>almost 200 hours logged into the game and only have 3 3* spark veterans of varying quality let alone 9* ones
>according to Steam and PSN, the time it took for me to get these 3 bozos is the equivalent to beating DMC5 10 times / RE4 5 times / MH Sunbreak once / a hundred runs of Hitman Freelancer / SMTV twice / the entirety of the Metal Gear franchise / many other depressing examples
I'm starting to understand now why JPfags call this game a chore
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>>719623724
tied for highest wit growth in the game
>meanwhile tachfraud is 0%
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>>719626175
Just a casual club I made with some friends.
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This is a F2P horse and bare minimum for CM2, it still can't beat most lobbies
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>>719624885
/v/ooners still has a slot open currently. Come into the gap.
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>>719625710
The Uma supports don't pay for themselves neigha. I don't know how you can stomach sitting on so many carats when half of that can go into landing a solid set of deck staples.
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>>719626364
you guys were showing similar stats for the first CM and my 1000 spd 700 stamina Oguri won group A finals
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Can we all take a minute to appreciate Fenomeno's lovely singing voice
https://youtube.com/shorts/bxojjVcpIHg?si=hLf8y3LzA3Qzmx-3
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>>719624247
>>719624360
What was the intended interpretation of her facial expression anyway?
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>>719626987
A soft knowing smile.
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>>719626948
At the end of time, we will get her.
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>Agnes Tachyon has a science related name
>anime version is some sort of a scientist
>actual horse wasn’t a scientist at all because horses can’t be a scientist
Anyone else kinda hate how some umas take on the personalities of the real life horses then you have shit like Agnes Tachyon where the shit is just totally made up based on their name.
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>>719626987
"You just know"
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>gained hint levels for hydrate
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>>719626948
This gorilla of an Uma has really grown on me. She's in danger of becoming my favourite out of all of Stay Gold's kids
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>>719627176
For me that's not as bad as Golshi's Rubiks cube or Kitasan's storyline
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>>719627176
Tachyon is a scientist because tachyon is a "science word" but they expanded on it to make her obsessed with researching a way to beat fate and overcome her glass tendons
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>>719627176
They have to get their inspiration for the characters somewhere. In this game, the inspiration usually comes from the following:

-Personality of the horse itself (if it has a noticeable one)
-Personality of its jockey (if they had a noticeable one)
-Personality of its trainers (if they had noticeable ones)
-Stereotypes attached to the Corp or Farm that owns them (i.e. Satono and Mejiro being noble houses)
-The name of the horse itself

And in Tachyon's case, her name was fitting since Tachyons are particles that travel the speed of light and horse Tachyon was one of the fastest horses that Japan had witnessed up to that point. Plus, Cygames did give Tachyon some personality that horse Tachyon had which is being a shitass troll that would act like it was maxed out with keeping pace only to open up all of the taps and absolutely obliterate the competition in the last part of the race with no noticeable exertion or struggle, suggesting that he was holding back the entire time and could have won from the front with ease from the get-go but wanted to troll the competition into thinking they had a chance of winning before completely smoking them
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>>719627245
Should I just use McQueen's Cooldown even though the card is shite?
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>>719626948
cute chud
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>>719627516
The card itself is decent on par with MLB SR stamina cards
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>>719627560
Fenomeno is the least "chud" out of all of the Stay Golds though. She's a good girl
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Uma Musume is a boyish sounding girl game
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>>719627516
yes if you like your stamina skills activating in the first or last 3 seconds of a race
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>>719627607
Truth nuke
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>>719627176
She's obsessed with research and science shit in order to cure her body which will eventually prevent her from ever racing.
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>>719626948
I feel raped...
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>>719627265
in that case youre lucky since shes the only one that isnt a nutjob
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>>719627176
They are animals. Of course their personalities aren't gonna be as complex as a human's. You need to make them relatable to humans somehow by adding quirks, unless you want a roster of 50 Oguris that run for le food
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>>719627176
>she didn't watch the Kino LORE ads
ngmi sis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKAOuSZ5B0
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>>719617663
I'm surprised that nobody said a baseball game yet, it's Japan's number one sport plus Ryan already plays.
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>>719627313
Golshi's cube is there to show that she's actually very smart
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The Teio boots in my trophy case are worn, right?
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>>719627760
I don't know how defense would cope with the superhuman speed of umas being able to steal bases while they wait for the ball
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>>719627740
I liked the 20th century boy ones more desu
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>got a hot springs ticket with MTG
>get all goals
>beat URA semifinals
>she fails a 4% in the final week
>ALL STATS MINUS A MILLION
>MOOD AWFUL
>lose finals because of it
>hot springs ticket was useless
I think I need a break from this game, I'll legit punch something if I play any longer after this
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>>719627862
Baseball stadiums are made 20x bigger to compensate
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>>719627914
But do you copy?
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>>719627787
They must all be worn, I think they take them off as soon as they get btfo and are forced to walk back home barefoot and humiliated. Then the race organizers glue them to the trophy base before giving it to you, you can sniff or drink out of them but my trophy case REEKS with uma feet scent
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>>719627767
Is the reddit cube the best depiction of this that they could come up with
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>>719627914
Anon, do you seriously believe that Mayano would fail a 4% risk?
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who is this big motherfucker
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>>719627914
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>>719621927
Stay Gold saved us from NTR.
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>>719628014
Well she did
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>>719628085
Anon... I shouldn't have to spell it out for you. Maya does what she want.
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>>719621927
manlet rage
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>>719628056
Bride of Godzilla
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You don't ACTUALLY entertain the thought of kneeling before Air Groove, do you?
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>>719626294
>only have 3 3* spark veteran
I've gotten 1 single 3* spark in 230 hours
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>>719628495
ill do her daughter instead
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>>719619390
I wish they went the extra mile with the motions and recorded slightly worse versions of all the dances.

>>719619670
Teio's face just makes me laugh all the time for some reason.
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>>719627914
>in the middle of my run
>see this post
>get this
should I be worried?
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>>719628521
which one
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My daughters
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>>719628818
Don't let her down anon.
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>>719628957
I sincerely believe that's not up to me

t. was top contender for some jobber early race and she lost 3 times for no reason
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>>719611908
I had a 20% WR in taurus room races and still got the Taurus platinum. Most of the people you'll be racing against are casuals. I was against two whales in Grade A finals but I lucked out and won the whole thing.
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>>719628943
For a girl that is constantly bursting buttons, Fuji is barely that big
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I am done training for this ass CM. This is the lineup I am fielding. Don't care anymore.
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>>719628827
the one with huge tits
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>>719629109
the Mejiros store stamina in their boobs.
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>>719629158
I don't even have a single Ace yet so you are doing better than me and many others
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>>719616537
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>>719629158
>Below 1k speed
>Front before Seiun Sky
You need to greed a little
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>>719629158
I look forward to playing against you for the free wins
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>>719629053
>t. was top contender for some jobber early race and she lost 3 times for no reason
A first rate trainer would know never to believe the green devil's whispers.
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>>719626294
>been seeing all the Seiun Sky hype posts
>contemplating spending some carats to get her
>remember that I still don't have any 9* parent after 200 hours
>no longer want to roll
Thanks game
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>>719616537
it used to be bejita opera o until this >>719616370 dropped yesterday
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>>719629193
that... doesn't narrow it down...
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Why is trainer-san like this?
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Today I learned something the hard way
If you're trying to cheese the game with a front runner Matikanfunekikuruta, always check your competition or Silence Suzuka will 100% rape you no matter how good your stats are
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>>719630053
Look life can't be all about your trainee, it is important to keep the relationship professional
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>>719616625
There's Party Dash and it's massively overpriced so I'd expect whatever spinoff to be overpriced as well, something like a Vampire Survivor clone except it costs 40 dollars and has 6 base characters and everyone else is DLC and the one you actually want isn't playable
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How do I get Hugh stamina if I don’t have maxed out stamina cards? Do I just keep training stamina even if there are better stat gains to train?
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I need a club anons. I only do 3 borrows a day. 494 652 414 537
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>>719630560
9* stam parent borrow
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the club tracker site is kill
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>>719611506
Slanted tale
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>>719618852
Starduma valley
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>>719630668
there's a club tracker site?
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>>719626987
horny
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>>719630565
Looks like you're still on cooldown, I'll send another invite tomorrow.
>>719630886
This one I think
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
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Earmuffs.
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>>719630053
Is that a JoJo reference?
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>Get charming event 3 turns in
>Realize I forgot to put Kitasan in my deck
:^)
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Is Taiki Shuttle what the Japanese think American women are like?
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UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHH
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>>719630938
I see your invite.thanks. I can join in 4~ hours or so
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>>719631038
why isn't she in every single one of your decks already? third rate trainer's doing
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>lost three (3) maiden races in a row in the lower end of the bracket
Green bitch, I'll kill you.
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>>719619614
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL UMAMUSUME ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SPECIAL WEEK AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER RACER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD MEJIRO RYAN TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE ARMIA KINEN YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE MEJIRO RYAN KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SPECIAL WEEK YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE ARIMA KINEN. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT THE ARIMA KINEN! SPECIAL WEEK? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE ARIMA KINEN!
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>>719631225
I moved some cards around and forgot. I'll make it even better though, I just got Long S and Swinging Maestro as well :^)
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>>719631227
>Cure Night Owl
>Mood down event
>Slacker
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>719631227
kek
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>>719631290
Forgot pic
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For anons still looking for club, I opened up two slots for /v/mapyoi after kicking inactive members.
>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here I guess
>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes
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>>719631392
OH COME ON
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>>719620271
>Taiki just gets Stryker's hitscan gun
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>>719631392
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>Finally get a 1000/1100/600 Long S Straightaway Spurt Golshi
>Still worse than my first Golshi with 1100/1000/800 Long A no Spurt
Maybe because it has bigger power. I don't fucking know why.
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>>719620271
Bakushin would be the character who is supposed to be a joke character but ends up being completely broken because she would have some kind of speed gimmick that ends up making her meta
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>>719620842
It's just a busted human hag trying to protect what's left of her shrinking dating pool from prime, eager Uma Pussy
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>>719631449
You know, sometimes cosmos speaks to you, anon
Its message here, for example, is "Try again"
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>>719631567
>Fighting Bakushin main
>Stunlocks me with her bullshit basic attack that hits faster than any other
>On the supposed upside its supposed to be the weakest attack in the game
>I end up just sitting there as Bakushin slowly pummels McQueen for 20 minutes straight without me being able to do anything
>BAKU- BAKU- BA- BAKUS- BAKUS- BA- BA- BAKUSBAK- BAK-
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>>719631752
Now Bakushin can do a long race!
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>>719631541
Factor in debuffs and the first one wins
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>2 hours until I can accept club invite
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Reminder Still in Love is a crazy rapist and you should not interact with her
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>>719628056

The heaviest horse to win a G1.
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>>719631183
Coolio, happy to have you onboard.
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My evil nature was so good, I am now making a debuffer for every distance
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>go to the infirmary three times
>still have migraine
>summer camp starts
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>>719631979
Why doesn't Buono, clearly the biggest of the racers, simply not eat the ones in front of her?
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>>719617663
Pinball Machine
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>>719632050
because Oguri FAT would mog her
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>>719632050
Why do you think the small ones are running?
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>>719630565
Remember to request shoes so people get club points
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goo goo babies~
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Remember to do all your shit before maintenance
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>>719632408
I can't do dailies for at least one hour and 20 minutes, what do you want from me!?
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>>719632161
triggering the flight response of the lead racers doesn't seem to be a smart strategy... those little legs are going to exceed their safety limiters if it means surviving
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>>719620271
>Taiki Shuttle
https://youtu.be/rPE16IUDbUI?si=9Z1TMIORcqdNklO3
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>>719632498
Maybe it's like a revers dog racing. Instead of a rabbit making dogs run behind it, it's a giant horse making the actual racers run in front of it
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>Get Long inspiration
>Stamina out the ass from sparks + 3 stamina cards + Golshi stamina growth
>Can't even reach 1000 stamina
>Crash out in URA semifinals
It is finally clear, I'm worse than a third-rate trainer, I'm a sixth-rate trainer or worse. Amateur
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>>719623724
I was also suprised, judging by how she looks I was not expecting that to be her gimmick
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>>719632408
when is the maint?
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>>719632723
at least you can compete in the baby league
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>>719632050
this is ancient earth's most foolish competition
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>>719633027
7:00 a.m. - 9:00 a.m., Sep 3 (UTC)
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Fuck this CM, I'll do half a dozen runs with a 2/3/1 deck with Golshi and just take the best one.
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fuji when? soon right?
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>>719633319
I believe in the RIGGENING and that someone will have it worse than me
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>>719633446
october 1st presumably
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>>719633446
Nope
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Imagine having a trainee that gets sexually excited after a race and you have to take care of it every time.
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>>719630053
Maybe the campus guards mentioned in some stories aren't there for trespassers.
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>>719633692
Kinda annoying, but doable
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>>719633692
Shakur chads would never
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UWAAAA DAHBY
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Just got Wife Top Gun on a single. Originally I was gonna build og Top Gun for Gemini, but should I pivot? I've locked Goldship and Airgroove for my team so far.
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>umas always have something covering the sides of their heads because they KNOW that trainers would be DISGUSTED by them not having human ears
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>>719634130
based dahby poster
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>>719630053
You jest but this is literally what happened IRL.
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Is a teio with 1 gold skill and 2 white ones with 1200 Stam and like 500 guts enough for the next CM?
Had a god run but bad luck and didn't get gourmand nor cool down
I then had another god run with almost same stats but 950 speed with 2 gold skills, while the other one has almost 1100 speed and better generic skills
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>>719633319
You'll be fine. I got Taurus platinum with the shittiest Oguri ever. Its all RNG to avoid the sweaties.
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>>719633319
2 speed 3 Stam 1 power? Why not 3 and 3?
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>>719634870
Probably fishing for Straightaway Spurt
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>>719634797
>I got lucky so you'll be fine
dumb idiot
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>>719634870
>>719634961
As the other anon pointed out, I need the HishiAma power card for Spurt. I could theoretically borrow a parent with a spark instead but that's stupid and it would never give me the spark anyway.
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>>719635057
>>I got lucky so you'll be fine
This, but unironically
>>719635074
It would've been fine if you didn't have to deal with 3 borrows a day
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>>719635074
I tried doing that but the fucking nigger of Amazon refused to give me her skill and ended up having shit stats too
Decided it's just better to have high affinity parents and pray I get the skill through inspiration
I really can't afford one less stamina or speed card. I personally use 4/2 with golshi and 9* speed 9* Stam parents
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best Seiun parents for a globalbab?
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Sex with the Overlord!
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>>719634793
put her in the umalator and run it against a 900/1200 horse with 2 gold recoveries and PoC or any horses posted here.
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>>719635057
Why not? It works. Imagine putting all that time and effort rolling for the best trainee and you get beaten up a third-rate trainee because "psh they got lucky". What do you even do in that situation?
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>>719633692
That happens with Super Creek
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>>719635292
If it ends up not working out then so be it. I'll care more about Long CMs once I have more of my favourite umas (most of which are Long specialists).
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>>719620187
I've already accepted that my 1st place finish in Taurus is probably where I've peaked
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I'd like to see that.
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>>719635912
both job to mr cock and ball
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>>719635432
That is a very verbose way of asking for sex there, Opera O
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>>719635653
My jobber ass sub-15% win rate Oguri taking a fat shit on a bunch of sweaty roided up maxed stats Gold Ships and Tachyons in the Finals was comedy gold, but it also pretty much made me swear off taking this game too seriously. Can't imagine the seething and screeching those guys were feeling when they took a look at my Oguri's stats.
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>>719631979
This looks like the choo choo train lmao
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>>719635912
IRL History: Brian beats Rudolf's record at the Satsuki Sho.
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>>719621589
I wish we had Gentildonna already her theme song is so cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0cI_H1Bj0
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>>719621984
>too short to be a chad
>too heavy to be a jockey
This is hell.
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IT'S A NEW DAY
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Are Neicha's Naturals really this Nice?
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I'm obsessed with listening to the Gold Ship version of this song. Her VA's range is crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCauRKzsu3s
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>>719637838
Is Neicha dreaming again? She's not that big
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>>719637942
>>719634506
you can actually see glimpses of an uma's freaky ass head with goldship's no earmuff fit
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>>719637942
When do we start getting new songs for global?
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REMOVE MY COOLDOWN YOU CYJEWS I'M HOMELESS AND NEED A CLUB
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How long is King Halo going to be wishing me Happy Birthday for? It's been about a week already.
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>>719639592
What can I say? She really loves you anon
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Another resounding uma victory.
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>>719620271
>None of my favorites made the base roster
Fucking cyjews really would put vodka in the base roster but make daiwa DLC



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