WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
GOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSS
>>719613596>stubs toeAREESS>steps on a legoATHEEENAA>condensation on his canned drink, making it slip and fallZEUUUS
oh no I just stepped in dog shit...ZEUUUUUUUUUUS!!!
>killed 90% of the pantheon>cursed Greece forever and then fucked off >but he's a better man now and he dindu nuffinNevermind his previous family thing, I hate how they simply just handwaved him destroying a whole country
>>719618269not to say i like nugow's writing but isn't the recurring focus of kratos' character that he doesn't believe redemption is possible for what he did in greece
>>719613596but i ami am the best man that i want to bethat it doesn't align with other people's expectations of me is not my problem though
>>719618269Bad writers commonly use time skips to skip all the actual work. What happens in the Norse games is like the last 2% of his development. The majority of it is conveniently never seen.
I love MANCHILDtos
>>719618345not him but what happens in post nu-gow2 after kratos sweeps the norse pantheon?
>>719618269The choice was his to make
>>719618525They just say “everything is better now” because everything bad in the world was caused by OdinThe norse gods dont actually control any elements, they are just guys
>arceus... we must prep your mother for the better men
>kill Poseidon>the tides go crazy and the world floodsOK>kill Helios >the world is darkenedSure>kill Hermes>a plague is unleashed on the worldNigga, what?
>>719613596>ACK!!
>>719618946who the fuck is arceus
>>719619030God of medicine.
>>719618465This. Sure would be interested in knowing how his new wife managed to wrangle him when they started their first meet with a fight. And this is freshly murder the whole of Greece Kratos, more curious how Faye wasn’t decapitated before she’d even have a moment of realization to stop the fight.
>>719619336>bait
>>719619336GoW3 already felt sloppy to me when it came out, but imagine making such a basic mistake
>>719619451Ummm Faye was like super strong and amazing chud, she beat th*r with one arm while drunk
>>719619451 Kratos had regret injected into his veins by Zeus in the final fight. I doubt he could kill anything back then.
>>719618269>>719618465>>719619451>gets revenge>destroys the world>too stubborn to dieKratos's development from Greekland to Norseland is painfully easy to understand, idk why people have to be such disingenuous retards about it.
These threads stop being funny when you realize that the people making them are t*ndies
>>719619502>>719619503God of travelling to the doctor to get medicine. Happy?
>>719619583Where is the transition from a psychopath to a deep contemplating docile apologetic retard? Its a pretty big leap. It's like making a movie about charile manson killing people but then do the time skip and have him taking care of the orphanage unironically and being le great father. You are a mentally retarded disingenuous dimwit or a poorfag whos parents could only afford basedstation. I dont see any other way how a grown up could defend this shit .
>>719613596Better men for emotional support while Chad cucks you into oblivion.
>all these GOOOOOODS threads>nobody ever mentions the sidequest where pic rel gets cucked and forgives his wifeGuess nobody played the games
>>719620741he's a head
>>719620795Before he got decapitated obviously
>>719620824before he got decapitated he spent like a thousand year in a tree
>>719619758I like your vehemence, I hope you're allowed to indulge your wrath one day.>>719620741Why would I willingly play a shit game?
>>719613596game was about fast paced combat and fun bossfights
>>719619275his wife's husbandson
>>719620965>fast paced combat and fun bossfights>gow
>>719621042Yes?
>>719620853And still got cucked>>719620897It’s not that bad, you’d know it if you played it
>>719620741>Guess nobody played the gamesI did and I've been suppressing memories since then.
Come Atreus, your mother is in need of a strong bvll. Let us make haste to Niggleheim.
>>719621112Anal sex isn't that bad either, and you'll know because im going to give your guts a permanent adjustment much like your attitude. Contradict me will ya, you little shit
>>719621326It’s spelled Jötunheim
>>719621112>It’s not that bad, you’d know it if you played itwhy would I play something thats "not that bad" instead of something thats great?
>>719613596holy shit, i'm SO glad we changed this chud into a better man
We must be better women
>>719620741I tried man. I really tried, but I genuinely couldn't finish it. I was mostly walking around, fighting annoying monsters, have to solve boring puzzles or watching a movie.It actually felt draining to play this game. Zero energy
>>719621492You won't know if it's really "not that bad" or if it's actually great until you play it.
MY WIFE'S
>>719619030People confuse the Rod of Asclepius and the caduceus but with no apollo present they probably rolled that half into himeither that or its some too clever shit like being the plagues of ignorance or something like that
>>719619275The pokemon god
>>719619613Are the tendies in the room with us right now?
>>719619583>shoves blade of olympus into gut>becomes better manShakespearean writing.
>>719613596still not as bad as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tN0RSWZdEMyou know I hate women as much as the next guy but this level of uncalled guro still unnerved me and then the guy that made this edge slop does a one eighty on twitter and becomes wholesome feminist chungus, calling out chuds and retroactively making characters gay and bisexualit's just disturbing desuthese liberal people are all covert psychos
>>719618269He says it to his son you retard. He doesn't want his son to be like him. You don't teach your children by saying "oh but you don't do this" but by actually setting a example. People that don't understand this are either children themselves or come from a dysfunctional family and were raised without a father.
>>719618465It's called "in medias res" you pseud criticasterYou're supposed to infer what happened in the time leading up to the present situation
>>719623151The GoW 2 launch party was at a strip club. But of course, like Kratos, he has become a better man
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>>719613596WE MUST BE BETTER
>>719625693Why is that sheboon from forspoken there?
