It has to include:>waddling walking animations>sissy arm flailing running animations>the occasional random fart sound every few steps>poor sound dubbing (anywhere inbetween incoherent mumbling or Seagal''s voicover being dubbed by someone who sounds nothing like him.>a fight scene that takes place with Seagal sitting down>Seagal's character in the game is a astrophysicist, ex-UFC welterweight champion, CIA/Special Forces/SEAL operative >shooting animations include blinking/panic/no look shooting>accurate jiggle animations>plot has to be plodding, go nowhere side missions and a non satisfying ending>everybody likes Seagal and fellates him constantly>when all else fails, end up at a strip club
