what the hell am I in for?
>>719618543authentic Dishonored experience
>>719613624
Clunky boredom and repetitiveness.
what's with the zoombas not using the catalog
I got an early streamer copy and it's petty good. I'm 10 hours in and loving it.
>>719618543If I had to guess, another Soulshit ripoff. Just getting that vibe from the banner.
>>719618543REFUND ITNOW
>>719618663>>719618707i'm genuinely shocked there is a thread so i bumped it from page 9
>>719618751>oh my god they used the term "white guy">glazes right past the fact the review is pointing out the character is literally boring, one-note and lacks dialogue
>>719618813Hello jeet
>>719618751problematic
>>719618826>Concedes immediatelyAccepted.
>>719618813do you think they would complain if the character was the same, but black?
>>719618543>soulslikehot garbage
>>719619005No, because blacks are inferior and must be given pity points by allowing them to try their best despite not managing to hit the mark.White people, by being superior, need to be held to a higher standard and their lack of efforts and underwhelming performances should be pointed out so they continue to excell and not get complacent through mediocrity.Why do you want for mediocrity?
>what if we made...stalker but soulslopyawn
It's pretty good but the levels are too small to require the directions the NPCs give you so far. I've already found almost everything the NPCs told me to go after so far. Doesn't really work as well as Outer Wilds since Outer Wilds is huge where you just will never find anything without help.
HELLi sUS
>>719619083>>719619136what makes it a 'soulslike'?
>>719618543Why did they delist the demo?
>>719619879because it was shit as fuck
>>719620267yeah performance was really bad - it's much better in the full game
>>719619238Any parry and roll = soulslop It's more like a low budget Fallen Order/Jedi Survivor but replace the star wars branding with Stalker-like stuff
>>719618543 great atmosphere, exploration and uncovering the story
The Dark Souls of Metroidbrainias.
>>719618543yet another allegory on the conflict between isreal and palestine
>>719621181So shit gameplay?
>>719621460gameplay is fine - nothing extraordinary
>>719618543I had to quit this game because it required me to recall something that was said 2 hours and 23 minutes ago when i was messing with my phone. Now i get why we need yellow paint
>>719618543Hell, Michigan
>>719621449But its based on Yugoslavia....Contrary to what Jews or Germans want you to believe, the Holocaust is actually "lukewarm" as far as recorded genocides goes. Ethnic cleansing is just called "Tuesday" as far as Human history goes, and all the bitching about Palestinian genocide has no idea how bad true genocide is
>>719619238You can dodge and use a melee weapon
>alien-like creatures have only been present for about 3 weeks>game CONSTANTLY beats you over the head about "muh religious cleansing!!!!" despite the fact that there are fucking alien's walking around slaughtering anything indiscriminantly>NPCs will gloss over the aliens and just dive right back into "but those DAMN DIRTY PALOMISTS/SABINIANS!!!"how generic garbage like this continues to make it to the forefront of gaming is beyond me. This concept was approved by a publisher as a setting and topic that they think will sell more copies than if it DIDN'T have modern day political shit shoehorned in.
>>719621604
>>719618543I know nothing of the game.Only that I saw someone in another thread compare it directly to Elex.I do no Elex, so if the comparison is apt. You should expect mildly entertaining Eurojank.
>>719621710>I do noFucking kek. Speech to text is funny.
I could tell this would be preachy bullshit the second I read the store page description in full
>>719618543Us.
>>719618543edgy, Watchdogs1-like protag visual design, by the looks of it.
>>719618751He's an old ugly bastard with zoomer broccoli hair. It's actually quite a bold decision.
>>719621946Show him
>2025>making a 3rd person game where you can't jumpLMFAOMFAO
>>719621973
>>719622059>how can we get the zoomzooms to play our game about ethnic cleansing>I know! Give the MC a broccoli cutthe jokes write themselves with this game jesus christ
>>719621604I like to pretend the white heartless thingies are Trans people. They're genderless, do not identify with current norms, and can only be killed using certain weapons.As the population bicker amongst themselves, thinking their issue is important, the real evil is growing underneath, and it's up to you to stop They/Them
why the fuck are there only 5 types of enemies? why do they walk and pose like they're doing performance art? why do they all have distinctly highly detailed male buttocks?>made by a bunch of french faggotsah, say no more.
>>719622059ZAMN THIS NIGGA FRESH AF
>>719618543UE5 slop.
only shit I've seen of this game is the weird enemies. is the game's story really just about normal people arguing over religion?
>curly hair means it's zoomer hairit looks dumb on him yes but i don't think it's the zoomer cut
mid souls jank
>>719622059this reminds me of when some of the grizzled dudebro protagonists had fauxhawks in the early 2000s-early 2010s
>>719621604creatures appeared because of those emotions
>>719622278>>719622926enemy design is top notch tho
here come to contrarians to find anything they can to be negative aboutfucking reddit tourists desperate to make ANYTHING TORtanic
>>719623652Yes I know, it must be very uncomfortable to be on a site where people are allowed to critical about things.>muh tortanicGo away tourist.
>>719623760you haven't played the game
>>719623760look at this tourist sounding like a redditor
>>719621653That's fair criticism though. Their at war and all of a sudden alien demons show up and it's considered an afterthought to the conflict? No ones worried about these things?
>>719621604>NPCs will gloss over the aliens >multiple barricades in the very first city alone, with many NPCs talking about those creatures and how they wrecked a ton of people
>>719623567Their not even original, their totally Kojima black goo monster rip offs, only instead of black their white.
>>719624448>Theirshut up ESL retard
>>719624448nah, very cool Silent Hill inspired designs
>>719618751>boring white guyFucking racists.
>>719618751>white guypre-ordered
>>719621604retard
>>719621604sorry that you're too dumb for the games story anon
>>719625631>le religious group hates other religious groupwow, I've never heard that one before, must have taken a real visionary to come up with that
>legb2reddit
uh oh looks like the brownie is having a melty
>>719622059If the game had released in the late 00s he'd probably look like pic related. We missed out.
>>719618543hell is us 2: hell is uk when
