Do you like modern gaming culture?
>>719621409>soul vs souless
>>719621409the second guy is Lich King
shipping is female-codedyou have AGP
>>719621409samus can't date anyone anymoreshe'll suck their life force
>>719621476Its Dark Ages "Doom Slayer".>holy fuck Doom Slayer is a gay gramnatically incorrect nane. Should have s stuck with Doomguy
>nuSamus' roided clithhhnnnnghghhhh
>>719621518Shipping is gay.But we have a sick Monty Oum animation so we good
I like big butts, rich in volume.
>>719621545>dateOf course not. She's married.
>>719621639Based
It's so unfair how female soldiers in games get to be both strong and feminine and in touch with their emotions, meanwhile every guy is practically castrated because god forbid he thinks about anything beyond>muh mission
>>719621409John is for Cortana.
>>719621409I thought the epic oldfags hated halo for being le baby's first fps
>>719621409>gaylo>4chanLMAO
both shit and extremely forced.
>>719621954
I just remember Snake x Samus after Brawl.
>>719622030Newfags now think 2013 - 2016 is "oldfag culture".
>>719622030Nah that's just this guy lol
>>719621409Pretty sure Isabelle has both of those men locked down.
>>719622115>gayloPffft haven't heard that one since 2007.Still waiting for Killzone to be relevant, Snoy?
>>719622347>zoomers>HaloRetarded or simply racemixed?
>>719622370Is isabelle and Doomguy a sex thing? I thought it was a bff thing.Just keep away from me with that reddit>isabelle is also anger drmon killthe appeal is the contrast.
>>719622030They did, zoomfags have no fucking clue, you literally could not talk about Halo or CoD without being laughed off the board
>>719622404I am a Zoomer.Born in 99. Halo is Zoomer childhood. Or are you one of those unfathomable retards that thinks >zoomie = anyone under 10
>>719622548So racemixed it is
Samus is one of the most overrated characters of all fucking time.
>>719622347Halo seething came from Gen X whining about Millennials.
>>719622030We do.OP is a faggot as always.
>>719622531>QUAKEQUAKEQUAKQUAKEQUAKEstrafe into my fist you fucking fags.These niggers are so assblasted that they will unironically defend Doom 64.
>>719622628Doom 64 is good.
>>719622567You have brown eyes. Suck my enormous white Pillar of Autumn
>>719622404halo 2 came out in 2004 and 6-7 years old is exactly the right age to play halo
>>719622531>>719622612Newfaggots exposed
>>719621409Actually reddit was shipping Doomguy with some nintendo furrshit. I remember because it was extreamly dumb, annoying and spamed under all Doom discussion
>>719621409>Please talk about Samus>Meanwhile halo threads get deletedKys samustroon
Patrician's taste is picrel
>>719622680Stop projecting newfagroid, we used to have threads about people like you eventually coming here
>>719621409>SamusWho? Her name is Justin Bailey, you newfag
>>719621409ftfy now go back
>>719622531>CoDNot exactly.CoD 2 was respected. CoD 3 was considered shit because Treyarch. There was massive hype around CoD4, CoD4 releases to widespread acclaim, /v/ eventually starts to turn once the MLG quickscope faggotry takes off and CoD has been a joke on the board ever since.Halo has always been babies first FPS.
>>719622651>fucked the art style>dogshit controls>no music IN A FUCKING DOOM GAME>The PitNigger Doom 4 understood Doom better than that shit
>>719622587Halo did more damage to FPS than CoD ever did, it set off decades of console shooter trend that made every PC FPS game cater to the low IQ mouth breathing retards who can't even finish the campaign on the easiest difficulty
>>719622698You can talk about Halo here fren
>>719622752I only remember CoD hate startting sometime probably shortly after MW2?Halo hate didn't start until probably after halo 4.Halo 4 somewhat got a pass because it had the best Cortana design of any of the games. But after that it couldn't be excused anymore.
>>719622696Samus is Nintendo too. What's it with nintentoddlers/redditoids and shipping?
>>719622680This.I have even caught newfags pretending to have played System Shock just so they can sneer at the remake.There is a strange need to be "holier than thou" amongst newfags.Insecurity probably.
>>719622916>Halo hate didn't start until probably after halo 4.Halo was hated since 3, you couldn't even bring it up without being branded a retarded casual consolefag
>>719622798>*impotent rage*
>>719621409That ain't Doomguy.
>>719622916>best Cortana design of any of the gamesYikes
>>719622916Nah it was before MW2, But it was towards the tail end of MW when every faggot and their dog was coming out with quickscope montages which /v/ mocked endlessly.Halo hate was from the beginning and stems from it being a console FPS, thus inferior. There was indeed another wave that came from Bungie losing the IP and 343 shitting out games which is what you noticed.
>>719622696As we all know doomguy's canon love interest is vanilla.
>>719622030people talked shit about counter strike for being more casual than quake, anon, this has been going for a while
>>719622347Give me the best sexy alyx mods.>inb4 ferns
>>719622742nth post best postonly mentally ill faggots ship fictional characters, especially across different IPs
>gaylo>nuDoomYou're all newfags.
>>719623109No amount of gaslighting can hide the truth. Shes cute in 4. Good in 3. Bad looking in nearly every other game.>>719623143Maybe around the WaW time makes sense thinkikng back. Its been ages, and I only played CoD MW1 and 2 and didn't play the rest cause I didn't care. Quickscoping was cancer and I do recall that being mocked though.I do recall people shitting on Halo being console only at the time, but I just assumed it was mostly shit posting because once the PC release came out I remember fags talking about how great it was and that they had a flamethrower.
>>719623316>20 years of /v/ is a newfag>10 years of /v/ is an election tourist>5 years of /v/ is a covid refugeeI'm a proud newfag.
>>719623047lil bro tryin so hard to force his own shit lmfaooo im dead :skull::skull:
>>719621409>started browsing in 2007>don't remember 99% of the cultureI just looked at boobs and rage threads
>>719621409Master Chief was a doom guy ripoff to begin with.
>>719621409NahIt's stinky
>>719621518Only if it's Yuri
>>719622401 >subhuman immediately thinks about snoys and another dogshit 7th gen fps seriesJump off a cliff
>>719622742thank you so much. holy shit this thread was so gay before this post. who the fuck ships john halo or doom guy? whoever trying to un-irrelevant samus with this thread is doing a sloppy job.
>>719622742Based
>>719623467Yeah theres a ton of things I've forgotten, but a few things do stick out, especially when the memory is jogged for me.Like picrel.
>>719622030All those milleniboomers who thinked that either left gaming, changed opinion or killed themselves
>>719622752Did old /v/ like Black Ops?
>>719622760>>dogshit controlsThe N64 controller continues to be an IQ test.
What's that Plank? Plank says FPS games are for midwits with no inner monologue.
>>719623576It's cause of the monty animation you actual larping newfag
>>719622404Lots of zoomies played 3 (including me)
>>719623663Not really, no. That was after MLG Quickscope faggotry tookover CoD
>>719621409Kinda dislike maximalist busy design.Not to say I like minimalist design either, but I think there is a middle-ground we left behind.
>>719622030Ancient gamer here, what's halo?
>>719623701Forced meme
>>719623831Oh the irony.
>>719623671The Retard>a controller should be easy to useThe Midwit>a controller should be an IQ testThe Genius>a controller should be easy to use
>>719623908And what meme am I forcing faggot?
>>719623908please (you) meplease someone (you) meoh my god they (you)'d me!!!
>>719623663/v/ never is, was or will be a monolith.Bringing up CoD after Modern Warfare was always going to bring hate due to quickscope faggotry though.Sort of like Undertale or gacha shit now. There's going to be a small niche of people who enjoy it while the rest of the board hates it.I may be getting slightly confused with release dates but around that time it was next to impossible to discuss anything on the board other than League of Legends, which then lead to the creation of /vg/
>>719623776Yeah. Modernism is gay.
>>719623949You wouldn't get it.
>>719623047Bottom is gen Alpha thoughbeit
>>719623503Doomguy was a BJ ripoff to begin with.This is a fun game!
>>719623416>impotent rage
>>719623319It, like Halo 4, fundamentally did not understand the character
>>719624087Nah its Gen Beta (They have time machines)
>threadhttps://youtu.be/pLqfXlIq6RE?feature=shared
>>719624278You are a beta
>>719621409I don't care for some fanfic ship shit
Doomguy x Halo
>>719622030we do, liking gaylo is like liking fortnite now, shit for teens who don't know better games
>>719624423Beta than you in every way
>chiefAHAHAHAHA NO. I want bub and bob x samus, losers need not apply.
>>719623712You mean the guy who made bisexual magical girls oc school drama web cartoon?
>>719624562>better gamesGet a load of this faggot.>can't look up>can't jump>has to use WASD
>>719624696That was after he died and the fags at Rooster Teeth took over
>>719623712This.
>>719623701Little timmys brain is just too slow for anything other than turn based combat, lol, lmao
halo fucking sucks, nudoom fucking sucks, samus would kill literally every FPS protag with just her cunt
>>719621409What culture? Everyone is just playing Fortnite league or Roblox. Gaming culture is dead.
>>719621409>Giving Samus musclesYou're both giant homos
>>719624754He didn't die before season 1 episode 1.
>>719621615People keep posting Haloid but nobody has actually sat through it. Otherwise they'd know Master Chief is a girl in it.
for me, it's samus and snake, circa Brawl
>>719625271*ahem*The Nicole ending is non canon.
>>719621409Fixed.
Sex with balls
>>719625830You can't fuck a morphball, anon.
>>719625808>2010No,But kek'd
>>719625782
>>719625830Yes
>>719621409Samus X Me
>>719625894>simpsonsYikes
>>719625917Couldn't you have at least gotten a HUD capture that doesn't look like garbage?
>>719626120Sugg
>>719625271Don't forget the kpop dance off after credit.
>>719626174that ones even worse retard
>>719621438>gaylo >soulnewfag
Samus should eat a plasma grenade up the ass and Chief should go home and fuck Not!Cortana.
>>719622798fps's have always catered to low iq mouth breathing retards. It's the nature of the genre
Master Chief is too autistic to fuck and we love that for him. He is happy with Cortana and the series ends at 3.Samus based on any game that gives her real characterization probably has 10 cats and home and gets drunk and cries watching wildlife videos of penguins.
>>719626225Its identical you bad fsith nigger. Literally same file. Kys
>>719626426I think it's funny how they act like women every time I say the genre is for midwits with no inner monologue.
>>719626668I'll accept this canon.
>>719626668Based Bungie purist
>>719626740>iamverysmart
>>719626668
>>719626870
>>719624203What?
>>719626668>Master Chief is too autistic to fuckThat's reverse 343 development>"No thanks to your driving, yes..">bops his head to shut cortana up>"You did that on purpose, didn't you.." crashes a banshee because he's that cool. Cortana is clearly turned on.>Cortana doesn't know how to blow up the autumn. Chief just casually juggles hand grenades without saying anything.Masterchief was always a stoic, but smoothtalking chad.
>>719623712oh my gryffindor! le heckin' animation!? I stand corrected then.
>>719626689>Literally same file.And you somehow made it worse. Great job retard.
>>719622030>>719622298>>719622531this along with naruto being accepted on /a/ are just 2 examples of this website's essence being lostwhich I could care less about, what I really don't get is turbonewfags calling people who were around before new when newfag phenomena get called out, is it confidence, trollling, belligerent retardation, or all of those?
>>719622298>>719627206nigs gonna pretend 9gag was the shit back in the day.
>>719625917Saucenao isn't pulling up shit
>>719621409I've started to hate gamer culture ever since streamer shit went mainstream I started to go numb to gaming since gen 7Gen 9 is/ will likely be the last gen I actively participate in
>>719622030Halo is Gay as fuck>Slow>Two weapon limit
>>719622030I'm not /v/ oldfag, but an almost 40 year old I never understood the supposed hate towards the first halo. Fucking 4chan itself wasn't around for another couple of years after halo, but a several year old game (at the time) becomes the zoomie shooter because... it popularised fps on consoles or some shit?
>>719622587Nah it was literally elementary school toddlers who became Gen Z and normalfag scum that played the Halo trilogy Milennials played Battlefront 1+2, Goldeneye, and Unreal Tournament 2004
>>719622030Yes, but the newfag "oldfags" will tell you /v/ had always loved gaylo because that's what they've seen here back when they first came here eight years ago. Many such cases.
>>719627143
>>719627206>or all of those?Its allI remember years ago I used to be confused as to why big shonen like Naruto/OP/Bleach were not discussed on /a/.I like some big shonen still to this day don't get me wrong, even modern ones. But now I fully understand why the discussion of it was banned, and it should have remained as such.
>>719627940Cry harder strafe-fag
>>719628062>GoldeneyeThat game has aged indisputably worse, yet the oldfags here will suck it off while poopooing Halo. Der ewige Nintenigger.
>>719624634GOTTEM
>>719621954This!
>>719621409samus is for pikachu cock
>>719629039Goldeneye was never good. There I said it.If an identical gsme gameplay wise csme out today it'd be laughed out.
This is Samus's' boyfriend
>>719629039Because Goldeneye at least doesn't have a fucking two weapon limit you mongoloid faggot fuck
>>719629689YO IS THAT WOLVERINE FROM XMEN BY MARVEL THE COMIC CO.PANY!?
Lots of seething itt
>>719622030I think quake is fun and halo is fun
>>719629689YOLK RIPRIPPLE?
Gaming culture was always cringe
>>719621409Someone make a version where both Chief and Doomguy are admiring the same Samus.
>>719630048No.
>>719630341
>>719626287More soul than nuDoom that's for sure
>>719630427For u
>>719627206>i don't really care, but i'm still gonna post a faggoty comment regardless to tell ya'll that i don't care
>>719621409his name is captain king, though
>>719621409>shippinggay as fuck lmao
>>719621518This. Shipping is what secondaries who look at fan art and don't actually have an interest in the source material do.
>>719629691Oh yeah, wow, you get to shove an entire arsenal that consists mostly of automatic hitscan weapons up your ass. Fucking incredible.
>>719627779The filename should tell you it's sloppa
>>719621409Samus just turned 39 last month.Master chief will be 24 later this year.Doom Guy will 31 this year.
>>719629809Both were shit compared to Unreal Tournament. There's never been a better fps map than facing worlds.
I remember a lot of people posting Halo and Metroid (in suit) together, same with M-megaman.
>>719621409people shipped Samus and Captain Falcon back in the day because the first time they saw either of them was in smash 64 and they're the only humans in that game Mario and Luigi are midgets so they don't count as human
I've never seen anybody ship samus with either of those guys, it's usually either solid snake or captain falcon
>>719622760Atmospheric soundtracks are based.
>>719623597OLLO SRRS
>>719621409Samus x me
>>719623597>>719623467>>719634175Also ISHYGDDT / I Shiggy Diggy Largely because a few friends and I used to say this in person a lot.
>>719621409old /v/ never liked halo
>>719622030Because they played a different FPS first
>>719621409Doom slaya is fucking gay
>>719622949its annoying when people post about games they obviously haven't played
>>719621409I like Halo more than Doom and Quake.
>>719634393>/v/ never liked video gamesWe know
>>719636726*for babies
>>719624108Nah he's nothing like Doom Guy or Master Chief. Just a boring generic soldier.
>>719621803Chief gets emotional when the time comes for it. Hell, all of Infinite's story was about him learning to express his emotions with others instead of being a big killing machine.
>>719636762Anyone can play the literal pointing and clicking genre.
i hate modern doomfags
>>719623319shes at her peak in 2 pleb
>>719637113Halos after 3 aren’t real
Why is Samus such a whore? Also, John is for Linda.
>>719637151But it feels the lamest in Gaylo. Unreal skates around Halo, that's why it's baby's first. >muh Warthog>muh Needler>muh pistol!!!>muh plasma lightsa- I mean sword!
>>719636956....like MC and doomguy?John doesn't have a face, does doomguy even have a name?
>>719626870>Hasley made Cortana from a clone of her brain when she was in her 20s or 30s.>Looks just fucking like her. Same voice and everything.>Cortana loves Chief whether it's platonic love or something more after she goes rampant.>It's clear that John has some attachment to this woman who has been his surrogate mother figure since the age of six.>Also has some attachment to Cortana.>In conclusion: Cortana wants to fuck his mom's clone sister, aka his aunt, Cortana.
>>719637272>Halo bad because… it has a vehicle and weaponsBrilliant critique.
>>719627143Well of course that's a holdover of his cyborg characterisation.
>>719637654>*Halo bad because...it's slow without vehicles, and its weapons are boring ScyFy original movie levels of gayIndeed, party game with guns.
>>719621409I fucking hate people who draw women with abs. Fucking safehorny faggot shit.
>>719632905It's because of this pairing I have an unhealthy desire to see tall and big women with small guys.
>>719637223The later Halo games are nowhere as bad as people claim they are, well except for Halo 5's campaign for the first 1/2 half. It's just that the series went from straight 10s to 7s and 8s. I'd say the worst Halo is still better than 80 of FPSs out there.
>>719637801Fucking this. Having a thing for muscle girls is fine whatever you do you. But it's getting bizarrely common lately to the point where I'm convinced people are being gaslit into finding it hot rather than liking it naturally.
>>719637273There isn't a better video game combination than outwardly western and rough dude maybe in armor and a cute japanised morality pet.
Would Master Chief, Doom Guy, Gordon Freeman, JC Denton, Caleb, James Bond, Sam, Daniel Garner, BJ, James Powell, Kyle Katarn, Duke Nukem, Ranger, and Noah all get along?
>>719637113>Chief gets emotional when the time comes for it>all of Infinite's story was about him learning to express his emotions with others instead of being a big killing machineAll of these suck btw.He's better off being a big killing machine
>>719622298Mhh? Halo in 2013 was already dead
>>719637272Low IQ shartynig
>>719640413>erm....UR IMAGE IS DUMB*sigh* Zzz
>>719626287You type that as if Halo wasn't a staple of this board for years before you even found this site, faggot.
>>719621518T R V K EPowerscaling is male coded and shipping female coded.
>>719629607There's barely any images of this
>>719621803Being an unexpressive stoic who gets shit done and drops one liners is top fucking tier though.
>>719623597>M ratingIts rated M for Marines.
>>719640530Halo wasn't a staple of the board, but that shouldn't be surprising since /v/ despises anything popular, and hates video games in general. That was true then, and it's true now. Contrarianism is the true culture of this board and anybody claiming "their" era when they joined the site is the one true golden era of 4chan is a retard.
>>719629689BEEF SLAMWHICH!?
>>719621409>Doom guy est. 2016Everything about your pic and yourself is pure shit. You need a large amount of sleeping pills.
>>719641670Tag yourself I'm Gristle McThornbody
>>719641771>>719641670Definitely Veegee Caneatadick
Is H4 worth getting in MCC just for the campaign?
>>719643438No.
>>719641670Uh, anon? That character's name is Shred Gluteflex
>>719621409>2016>Doomguy
When will Halo be good again bros?Infinite is a flop and the MCC is dead
>>719643854It'll never be good because nobody at 343i understands rule of cool or the fact they're supposed to be constantly referencing Aliens, Starship Troopers, Predator and assorted 80s action films.
What in the actual fuck is this forced shit? What are these dogshit edits? Am I going insane?
More of a Samus x Me kind of a guy myself if you want my personal opinion.
>>719621409What gaming culture? It's all been hijacked by marketers. Or perhaps I'm a cynical asshole
dude, what if doom slayer was actually a hecking wholesome chungus?
What the fuck does chungus mean anyway?
>>719622916>Halo hate didn't start until probably after halo 4new
i didnt have playstation so never olayed halo cod or doom, am i based? im a zumer
>>719646929>stop mocking dudebro shooters!!!!!11>comparing them with Doomlmao
>>719621712>help step-chief, I'm stuck!
>>719647025what
>>719621409Haven't participated in it since helldivers 2
>>719646560chungus is shorthand for “wholesome keanu chungus” which is just a term mocking shit that makes redditors do the soiboy face.chungus comes from “big chungus”, a lol so randum meme image of fat bugs bunny
>>719641670Hugh Mungus
>>719627143For all the hate Infinite tends to get, I liked that parts of this Master Chief were brought back>>719622030We do, I find Halo 1 to be ok, I find Infinite to be fun but not as good as Halo 1, I don't like the rest. Those follow the "Microsoft pattern" of game design.
>>719647745This didn't explain what it means at all.
>>719621518This, I grew out of it and now just went back to enjoying video games.
>>719621409I hate both. Halo was always a retarded baby's first FPS xbox franchise and zero suit Samus was a mistake. 2002 was already shit.
>>719643854Hopefully with the remake since singleplayer no longer needs to worry about multiplayer getting in its way. Hope they learn from Halo CE, 90s FPS, 2000s FPS, and Doom 2016 along with indies and AAs when it comes to the singleplayer. Don't just make this for the remake, make this for Halo singleplayer games going forward even ones that take place after Infinite. I'm tired boss.
>>719630394https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regression_toward_the_mean
