Have you ever tried to imitate or ask your barber for a haircut of a character you saw in a video game?Who was it for you?
>>719628629I love Collateral. Better than those Wick movies
>>719628629All barbers ever ignore what I say and make what they wantIf I insist, it ends up shit. So I go with the flow and transform every few months. This fact alone gave me nicks like fashion punk, teendsetter and fashimeleon (half fashion half fashist).
>>719628790What’s wrong with John Wick?
>>719629080just say you want the “hitler youth”
>>719629085after they introduce the invulnerable suits it kinda becomes a jokejw3 easily the worst in the series, I remember nothing about itjw4 had some cool moments tho but honestly it's like they dragged the fight sequences so much it becomes a slog to watchballerina was ok
>>719629085the first movie is fine, but everything after the first movie is stupid in the same way Rambo is stupid
>>719628629What's that guy from Ichi the Killer doing there?No one even knows him
You missed the point by idolizing them
>>719629085am very badass bro :skull emoji:, the movieThe only people who actually unironically think it's good are disney manchild heckerinos and 14 year olds who put edgy skeletons or joker as their profile pic.
>>719629565What’s wrong with Rambo?
>>719629446>say no more
No need to tell the barber the haircut always ends up looking like this anyway
>>719628629>>719629760How do I achieve this look? What do you tell the barber?
>>719628790Collateral is kino, bought a USP45 years ago because of it
>>719631548slavARYANGODKINGEMPEROR... i kneel
>>719628629
>>719631548So you are Jason Statham the Transporter?
>>719632579Reminder that you will look ridiculous if you try to pull this hairstyle off without the beard.
>>719629085my personal pet peeve of it is that it is a cartoon with just enough realistic US-styled firearms manual of arms stuff that it becomes hard to tell where the realism ends and the cartoon logic begins. well you might wonder why this is an issue and really it isn't except nowadays if i watch anything gun related on youtube, it's all dudes trying to look cool holding their AR15s and glocks sideways, and they talk about the various tactical scenarios that may unfold on their way to target that justify their use of 30 rail accessories. i still remember when guntube was still mostly just hicock45 firing cool historical firearms and saying "hoho", now it's entirely 20-30 somethings that only care about how much rail space they can have and fill on the newest AR15 variant in order to maximize their john wick larp. maybe john wick didnt start this culture but it definitely gave these people a "he is literally me" style icon
>>7196286295 on the side, 9 on top, faded up. Wow, that was hard. Do black people really think they invented barber shops?
>>719631548>nature itself provides a haircut for youPoland really is the Christ of the world.
After 33 years of wearing long hair like a bitch, I did a buzzcut. It's actually better than I thought, although I'm not hot enough to look like le fight club guy.
>>719628629Soldierboy haircut is what I get if I don't go to barber for three months.
>>719628629>Ay yo, barber>Gimme that Hitman
>>719634083>shaves off your eyebrows.
>>719631548receding isn't bad, thinning is.
>>719633436To be fair. This has happened to every single hobby. I’m a jack of all trades type of fag and like to dabble in a buncha different random ass things, and what you described has become the norm in just about all of them. Weightlifting and gym culture is full of over explaining larping faggots, gun culture is about pretending you’re an operator and not some fat divorcee with too much money, etc.
>>719628629Tom is literally wearing a wig though
>>719628629Reminder that when an American calls you basic they are unironically trying to shame you for not being a blue haired tranny lover like them who worships hecking wholesome pets.
>>719628629I remember telling my mama I wanted to have Kazuya’s hairstyle when I was a kid and she shot me down instantly
>>719634561you should be thankful women are usually retarded
>>719629085>reddit: the movie
>the "my haircut is my personality" starter pack>screenshot of OP's postgottem
>>719628629Name a more kino hairstyle
>>719628629I dont ask my barber for anything. Just trim it up and make it look good for my head. I get like three haircuts a year. When I get shaggy. Just trim it up.
>>719634561Your mom is a faggot for that
>>719637440We didnt know how good we had it
>>719634321it is a strange phenomenon indeed. i dont know if i've noticed it in my other hobbies, though. maybe MtG has had a shift towards powergaming even in more casual formats. i feel like the gym culture has been full of broscience optimization shit for over 10 years but i guess the larp aspect is somewhat new. i guess what makes it different is that these people don't actually know that they're larping. back in the day if you dressed up like neo from matrix, you knew you were doing it as a larp. but at least these gun enthusiast guys are very adamant that they *need* to do these video game style +30% recoil dampening foregrip + 12 inch barrel CQB optimizations on their gun so that it can spec into the SBR subclass and thus beat regular ARs when they get into a firefight at walmart. but all they really do with their gun is shoot at the range once a week. something about the current information age has made people really want to optimize every aspect of their life, even hobbies, so you have gun guys listening to 90 iq ex special forces guys talk about how they shot at dirt farmers in afghanistan and taking notes
>>719628629No, but I'm considering swapping to that Jensen Ackles haircut. My hair is grey despite being younger unfortunately, but I still think it would suit me. I've had a short cut side-part my whole life and I wanna try something longer. Anyone know what that haircut is called? I'm not fucking taking a photograph to a barber.
>>719640021bro just take a photograph, the embarrassment of it is lesser than walking around with the wrong cut for the next 2 months
>>719628629that's more haircuts than in whole south korea
>look like garbage>lift weights>look like garbage>diet>look like garbage>observe men around me>they are taller and dont look like garbage>realize the standard for attractive man is just a bunch of shit you are born with>let hair grow long>stop caring
>>719640983Right still looks better with that haircut than with a a shitty one though.Just a good haircut alone can elevate your apperance, much like decent clothing.Sure you'll always be a fatso chinless jawless schmuck but at least it's better than being that + shitty hair and clothes and people do notice since in actual real life, real people don't have insane standards autismos think they do based on their blackpill grifter doomer tiktoks etc.
>>719629085Does an entire cinematic franchise need to be kickstarted by a washed up actor killing guys with pencils?
>>719640983he would look fine if he wasnt a fat fuck. thats really the main issue of almost all these people, theyre too god damn doughy to be taken seriously for what they are trying to project themselves as. i feel such seething hatred for out of shape retards with unkempt facial hair and a massive gross guts sticking out of their t-shirts
>>719640983As ever, >10% bodyfat even makes the best looking, man or woman, ugly.So if Brad Pitt would look ugly at 20% bodyfat then why the fuck do you - who is no where near his attractiveness from the start - continue to hamper your own by also being fat?Cut your weight down first, then worry about the fucking haircut. Once you are no longer a chubby tub of lard, someone with taste can actually recommend what haircut and style suits your look and frame. Until then getting any of these haircuts is the male equivalent of lipstick on a pig.
I just let my hair grow out until I start feeling it getting in the way when its windy which is icky and then I shave it.Yes I unironically have autism
>>719628629asked my dad for doom guy haircut when i was a kid
>>719640983>>719641807>>719641859>just lose weight and work out bro
>just gimme the uuuuuuuhhhh
>>719641952>skipped traps
>>719641084>he hasn't started discomfort maxxingGo the other way with it. Cultivate your appearance to be as disturbing as possible to those around you.Fear, disgust, paranoia, the world is your oyster. Set your sights on gaining people's discomfort rather then their admiration.
>>719628629I asked my barber for the mr beast haircut once but I didn't like the result so I never did it again
>>719641952lets be real, you already know working out is a net benefit to you but you just like cookies too much so you have a folder full of doompill content to help you cope
went with the Geralt style when I had long hair but you need a whole lot more volume to make it worktaught me a bit about hair care at least lmao
>>719642080not that anonlarger traps would just make his shoulders appear more narrow tbqhyou really don’t want traps that are too large imo, otherwise you get that whole “smaller man trying to leave a larger man” look
>>719628629there is literally one picture of me i like in existence so i just show them that
>>719641952No one ever said getting fit would make you a male model in perfect lighting and conditions you fucktard. The (YOU) when fit and healthy is infinitely better than the (YOU) being a fat fuck.
what haircuts are good for diffuse thinning?>just shave itgot a lumpy dysgenic head prone to pyogenic granulomas. Also it’s thankfully not that bad yet anyways. Main problem is that most haircuts seem to exasperate the issue, as a normal hair part is where the thinning is the worst
bro I'm finna steride
Wait you guys don't cut your own hair?
>>719634561you missed out bro
>>719634561it's cool, you can pull off the heihachi in a few years
>>719641952He needs triple the workout he has now
>>719631768show him that picture dumbass
>>719641952What's wrong with the guy on the right? Shoulders are a little narrow, sure, and he doesn't have a chiselled chin, but he otherwise looks pretty good.
>>719643914desu he needs more than a cut for that kind of hair, probably some specific hair product and conditioner and shampoo to maintain volume
>>719631768just cut my shit up sempai
Why are bald and balding men so loathe to use wigs? Literally NO ONE cares if it looks good, and women all abuse hair extensions etc. anyways, not to mention wigs as well, same for a lot of these famous movie looks, all wig based
>>719631768asians men are the only people in the world that look good with a shitty beard
>>719634293>Using finasteride because my widows peak was thinning>it came back>Ohshit, I wasn't thorough enough and there's receeding on the side and BEHIND the widows peak, and a thing spot forming on top>More fin, more thoroughly+minoxidil shampoo and rosemary oil drops in the shampoo>Mfw the last photo I took of the thing spot was actually thickerTHE NORWOOD REAPER WILL NOT TAKE ME QUIETLY
>>719645615hair is inconvenient and most people probably dont subscribe to a lifestyle of needing random women to regularly give them sex in their bald yearswho cares if someone who doesnt give you sex finds you unattractive, what are they gonna do? Not fuck you harder?
>>7196290851 and 2 shoukd have been one movie, 3 is filler, 4 is finebasically should have been 1 and 4 only
>>719645957This is simply incorrect. Some poor fucks are balding in high school, and while they're the outlier, 20s balding is also common. Both are absolutely brutal.But it's still bad at 30. The whole decade serves as your "last call" to get a career and relationship and just a general good trajectory for the rest of your years in order and you go can go bald during all that while some people your age still look late 20s til like 38. It doesn't stop being brutal until 40. If you can fight the inevitable that long you've made it but baldies are still infinitely better than a comboover cope
>>719644002>What's wrong with the guy on the right?
>>719634561kek
>>719645615>literally no one caresin the west it’s long been a point of mockery to wear a toupee or wigyes it’s hypocritical from a women’s perspectiveno, that unfortunately does not matter
>>719629085Everything after the first movie is bland gun-fu like the resident evil movies.
>>719648585It's considered a joke just like some obese landwhale working out in a gym - in reality NOBODY fucking cares
>>719628629Basic white guy personality pack:Counterstrike/Cod/PubgHalo Master ChiefTacticool gear"Deus vult" with bucket helm and tabard.Goth girlsDouble bass abusing MetalGreek philosophyRomeUnironic Gym broJoe Rogan ExperienceCurrent trending pro-male movement.
>>719649431Don't forget has no friends and balding at 17
>>719648663>it’s considered a joke>in reality no one caresthese points are mutually exclusive
>>719642080Traps are literally gay, all they do is make you look less w i d e
JOKES ON YOU I AM BALD
>>719629517>ballerina was okOpinion discarded
>>719629517JW4 was like a cartoon.
>>719644002He's not a handsome chad and that is basically instant "you should give up/nothing matters" tier to terminally online autismos with nonsense warped standards of reality based on grifter and blackpill;doomer tiktoks etc.
>>719629085JW1 was perfect. Just a revenge movie about some guys stepping on a tiger's tail, and a man coming to terms with loss. Good action, good atmosphere, simple story. The assassin world stuff is kept in the background, you can speculate but it's never really focused on because being left vague gives more of an air of mystique to the whole thing.JW2 had fine action but the story went to shit because they immediately started to try to explain the assassin world, and it all went downhill from there with each subsequent movie coming up with even more fucking retarded assassin traditions. The bulletproof suits did nothing to help the action in the later movies, while it's 2's sin for introducing them, he at least showed pain when getting hit while wearing it unlike 3-4 where he just held it up as a shield
>>719628629why is there an asian guy there
>>719629085First John Wick is easily one of the best action movies in decades. The following ones are just too deep up their own ass about the John Wick universe/assassin mythos. They Flanderized really fast.
If you're a man and your hair needs to be maintained beyond getting it cut every once in a while, you're officially a woman. And if your haircut involves anything but cutting it to an appropriate length, you're also a woman. There's nothing faggier and more womanly than caring about your hair.
>>719653585lol you're balding
>>719653585This nigger doesn't wash his hair
>>719653585>t. durag user
>>719656341You can wash your hair at home. No need to go to barber for that.
>>719628629I permanently get this haircut combo done personally. My barber doesn't speak a lick of english but the man knows how to cut some fucking hair.
>>719643593it really do be like dat
>>719628629>no clue how to describe haircut>dont really care eitherFor years Ive gotten the same weird haircut that eventually looks like coconut head for years.Its okay after a few weeks from a cut, but its not a big window of time before it goes into being a coconut
>>719657396That eventually looks like a coconut head*
>>719647524truth of the matter is that none of these guys even look bad. I know the picture is a collage saying "look at these retards," but if I saw them walking around in the mall I would just think that they were going for some progressive fashion.
>>719628629I never, ever, mention videogames to people IRL. It's a secret I guard more than my search history.
>>719657784The jackets look low quality but really, I think Gosling himself looked kinda dopey in the movie to begin with.
>>719628629I have the soldier boy haircut but my hair is really stiff so its ass. All of these haircuts are expensive as fuck to maintain you need to buy so much hair product and shit.
>>719658230I didn't know it was from a movie, that makes more sense. I thought it was some /r/malefashion or /fa/ fad
>>719657784>>719658756retarded newfag, fuck you
For me it's Kyo Kusanagi/Levi Ackerman hairstyle.
>>719628629Yeah, i asked for the Travis Touchdown haircut once
>>719628629>giving money to big hairBeen cutting it myself for the last 10 years
I wanted the DMC5 Dante haircut but instead I got pic.
>>719663387Same since Covid, i perfected bottom left haircut with just scissors to a point it look better than on Cruz in that film.
>>719659641reddit is that way bud
>>719640594>just take a photographI did that, of myself with a very fucking basic haircut. And barbers are so retarded they still get wrong>show pic>ok fine>... uhhhhhh how do you want it again?They are so goddamn stupid. Took me 25 years to find one with a brain that actually does as told.
>>719629085I rewatched the first one recently with my dad and the choreography didn't hold up. Felt pretty weightless and contrived. Not bad overall. I'd give it a 6/10.I remember thinking it was a lot cooler
>>719663387>Bald as fuck.>Spend 2.5 minutes with a quick cut clipper each morning.
>>719637440You could even say it's twice as bright as any other hairstyle.
Lemme get the Heihachi.
>>719630714The series started out as a story about psychological trauma and the way that veterans get chewed up and spat out and then turned into "watch this guy kill gooks for 90 minutes"
>>719665230BASED
>>719629085they didn't stop after the first one
>>719634293what's the difference?
I almost did as a kid. Glad I didn't, shit would have haunted me.
>>719628629None of those haircuts look good. Why do hetnoids have bad taste?
>>719653585>he doesn't groom himselfBeing dirty and messy isn't manly, retard.
>>719671814>he doesn't groom himselfI have trannies to do that for me, thank you
