the genre that filtered /v/
>>719656837wat gaem?
Best genre and best gays in gayming.
>>719656837>Cave shit
>>719656837White Label is ridiculous but once you crack stage 3 stage 4 isn't so bad. Level 5 is a bitch tho
>>719657117Cave shooters were the GOAT.4 player splitscreen on 1 keyboard, total unfiltered RADNESS.
Triplane Turmoil was awesomesauce.
>>719657117I dare you to explain coherently why Cave shmups are shit.
>>719657569They're all the same, exact same music, exact same gameplay and same shitty graphics that look soulless.
>>719657654True. Even the anime loli cries sound the same.
>>719657654>Mushihimesama is the same as DDP is the same as Dangun Feveron is the same as Guwange is the same as ProgearRetard-kun....
>>719656837Touhou and Cave games are the same kind of garbage.
>>719657846Are you fucking blind?
>>719657974Cavetards are retarded, yes.
>>719657846Yes. They're all the exact same game.
>>719658050>DUDE CAVE GAMES SUCK DICK YOU SHOULD PLAY GAREGGA INSTEAD!!!>uh.... the three games that CAVE literally brought on Yagawa to make? ummmm thats uhhhh I ummm I
>>719658158>DUDE CAVE GAMES SUCK DICK YOU SHOULD PLAY GAREGGA INSTEAD!!!Correct
>>719657654>exact same music, exact same gameplay and same shitty graphics that look soulless.Futarihttps://youtu.be/JZgVxowkhpYDoJhttps://youtu.be/TIQj92WAl-INevermind that these games look wildly different and have completely different scoring mechanics.
This game is fucking awesome and I don't even like shmups unconditionally as a genre.https://youtu.be/Q7UNmskEg-A?si=whuAI-Gj5XBj1TljIt's insanely intense at all times.How long do your sessions typically last? I always end up playing for 6+ hours straight.
>>719658298Sounds the same to me.Now here's a banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqv4NiiVwI4
>>719659123Cringe
>>719659123Just sounds like a random shovel knight song but slightly worse
>cave chumpsonly /v/ could enjoy these games and pretend they are some high tier kino or something
>>719656837Do you guys who keep making these threads even play? Post Shmup collection now
>>719659719>CAVE games are bad..... because they just ARE..... OKAY?????
>>719659793spoken like a true /v/tard
>>719659793Getting good at Cave games is no different than being a speedrunner in any shit game. It's all memorization and the games all play the same with just a slightly different animu filter to them.
>>719659783Not OP, but I've picked them back up again recently. Got to the final boss of mushi original to 1/3 hp yesterday and died like an idiot even though I had a bomb left, tried arranged mode and got to stage 5 in that on the first try since the routing is pretty similar. (Stage 5 onwards is pretty hard though) Before that I 1cc'd Futari BL and Batrider. Also I just picked up DoJ (PS4) like a week ago, but that's gunna take time and I'll play it after silksong.
>>719660012But routing is only 1 aspect of speedrunning.
Mork
>>719657654Guwange, Deathsmiles, and Akai Katana all look the exact same - me if I was retarded
>>719660012Explain why memorization in video games is bad
>>719659783Most recent 1CC was Hazelnut Hex which was quite easy but the game itself is very charming with some great music and real solid patterns. Working on Progear now.
>>719660669>>719661284Explain to me instead why are trannies so obsessed with memorization and speedrunning? Is it about something intrinsic to suicide, autism or just mental illness?
>>719661635It's not memorization, it's routing. It's reducing mental stack so you can address everything that's happening and execute things properly. Routing is learning, which is fun, and a 1cc is testing your strategy and execution. Scoring further pushes those limits.
>>719661845>It's not memorization, it's routing. lmao cavetard are really delusional
>>719661635>Trannies out of nowhereConcession accepted
Memorizing and routing go hand and hand. It means the exact same thing lol
>>719661940Are you "memorizing" a Dark Souls boss when you learn how to react to its moves?
>>719662186>comparing a game with actual level design against cave shit>comparing a game with actual combat against one in which you keep pressing the same shoot button for the entire playthroughlol
>no one post their shmup collection into the trash you fake ass shmup faggots
>>719656837
>>719657005It's on the cover. Dodonpachi DOJ.
>>719662907>shmup collectionAre you expecting someone to post a pile of arcade boards? lmao. Only retro poseurs care about collecting.
>>719662704>comparing a game with actual combat against one in which you keep pressing the same shoot button for the entire playthroughThere is a lot more that goes into surviving a complex bullet pattern than pressing a roll button.
>>719663102Anything you nigger. you don't play these games. Hell post your 1cc or even the 1cc achievements to prove you are not a nigger
Test
>>719663402>you don't play these gamesBut I've been posting gameplay constantly in these threads and so have many other people.
>>719663482if you can post your "gameplay" you can post your collection. the fuck are you doing grown man
>>719662907A picture of someone's collection means so much less than their ability to discuss the games in it. Wow neat you own Hellsinker. That doesn't tell me anything about your experiences or taste other than the fact that you have had $7 to spend on video games at some point in your life>>719662704If the implication here is that shmups don't have level design then you should probably just abandon ship on this thread before you look even stupider
>>719663681You’re a gay annoying retard
>>719656837>Cave
>>719656837SHMUPS are boring and gay and the only redeeming factor they have are their covers.
>>719663789They are very samey (company catalog has less mechanical variation that the darius series) and ddp doj and its sequels are not good.
Why does this genre bring out the gayest homos? Is it because of Mork Derangement Syndrome?
>>719664195It has a status seeking metagame so autistic trannies are drawn to it.
>>719663693This is /v/ you nigger. I don't wanna waste effort on niggers like you who don't play these games at all and you just use the same image to bait people over and over and even the same "Cave shit" joke. it's the same fucking nigger like you every time this thread is as worst as ninja gaiden threads. and even worst you niggers now obsess over some youtuber
>>719664439Cave sucks get over it.
>>719664439I was playing Progear this morning and Hazelnut Hex last night, no idea why you're so mad at me
>>719664308I miss when the social element of gaming was nerds nerding out over games while eating pizza. The internet really put some mental poison into people's brains.
>>719664114How so? Actually articulate the comparison.
>>719664578too bad you can't have a shmup thread OP without "cave shit" you dumb nigger
>>719664674>nerds nerding out over games while eating pizzaBeing a retarded dudebro was never arcade culture. This is arcade culture.https://youtu.be/-Pur19cez4I
>>719664114So true Dangun Feveron is literally the exact same as Mushi Futari on ultra
>>719664846No one is asking to. You can post about cave all you want and I'll just say they suck once and move on.
>>719665168Nigger you this thread uses Cave shit as OP every single time. you can't hold a shmup thread without cave shit to bump post lmao. let's see your Gradius thread. Go go!
>>719665256speaking of they just release a new gradius I think
These threads just keep getting worse.Where did all the cool posters from the last year go?
>>719665349And where's your Gradius thread dumb Cave loving nigger?
>>719659783I also have R-Type Final 3 on my PS5.
>>719665470Gradius is boring.
>>719665576Only bad is the syndrome
>>719665563
>>719665576LMAO but you could have used it as the OP instead of Cave shit you dumbass boomer. imagine pushing 40 and being this obsessed with Cave lmao
>>719665563Wake me up when any of them get the Switch 2 treatment. I can't play 720p but 1080p 120FPS would be dope. I have a GameSAAR 8+ grip and can put the Switch in portrait mode for pure SHMUP kino but I refuse to play at 720p 30fps.
>>719665665>LMAO but you could have used it as the OPWhy?
>>719656837Whats the best way to emulate this game?
>>719665736Switch isn't locked to 30fps, and the emulated games are just upscaled anyways
WSHMUPS > JSHMUPS
>>719665804Most straightforward is just an arcade emulator and romsBut you could try the M2STG port through a Switch emu instead
>>719665736All of the ones I posted run at 60 fps.
>>719659783
>>719665804Resurrection on PS4. I guess you could emulate it on Yuzu but I can't speak to how accurate that is. Would not play the switch version, input delay way too high on switch hardware.
>>719665967>Resurrection*reincarnation
>>719665256 Lmao okay but where were you during that last thread where someone tried a Toaplan OP and it died after 7 posts? You know damn well Cave threads are the only ones that get any traction anymore. Gradius threads die faster than a Vic Viper with no options in stage 3. Cope harder and post your slow-ass checkpoint-based boomer shooter if you want. I’ll be over here chaining in DOJ like a real gamer.
>>719665860Hope you have rainchaser wishlisted
So comfy.
>>719665860Western shmups as in Zeroranger, Blue revolver, or western shmups as in RPG progslop like Raptor?
>>719665932Still an unplayably low 720p. 1080p is required. Don't care if it is upscaled. Still needs to be 1080p upscaled not upscaled to 720p and stretched to 1080p.
>>719666332So play it on ps4 then. Which goes from 1080p to 1440p depending on which one you have
Getting some more 1ccs in other arcade genres currently. Will go back to shmups soon(TM). Have a Hina
>>719666413>ps4Sorry I don't game on consoles. PC or handheld only. Consoles are cringe. I want portable SHMUPs. They're the perfect game for portability. I use a 48" OLED on my desktop for gaming that isn't handheld. I've been considering getting a 100 dollar stand for it that can rotate to protrait mode for SHMUPs but I'd still rather just play them portable at 1080p.I genuinely can't imagine anything more disgusting than "gaming" on a home console like a Playstation or Xbox. Intolerable experience.
>>719666496thanks for the hina
>>719666648>I want portable SHMUPsDude why, my stick is like 8 times the size of the switch. That's retarded.
>>719666648>PCtardYour kind has ruined /v/ for the last 7+ years. We used to tell graphicsfags to fuck off, but now your bullshit is encouraged.
>>719666757I don't need an arcade stick to play SHMUPs. I'm not a plebian.
>>719667089lul no wonder you suck shit at cave games
Gradius is too frustrating bros
Is arcade stick really important for shmups? I use keyboard (WASD+arrow keys)
>>719667209I don't? I play them on PC. More into ZeroRanger lately.
>>719667270Not at all I just prefer it because it hurts my fingers less when I play for many hours at a time
>>719667270A keyboard is functionally a hitbox, you need something more precise than a pro controller I'd imagine. If it was a Saturn controller sure, but not Nintendo shit
>>719667251It's fun until you die
>>719667270>Is arcade stick really important for shmupsNope. I use WASD or a controller just fine. Arcade sticks are a crutch/cope. Unless you grew up in arcades and just want to feel nostalgic that's fine.
>>719666648switch and vita had some good ones
>>719664902This is way worse than what I described. Also, stop pretending to be over 20. Your kind didn't exist back then.
>>719657569NTA but they had the same effect that SF3 had one the fighting genre with its parry nonsense.The bullet curtain meme pushed the genre beyond what any sane person was willing to put up with.
>>719661284People don't want to have to put in any effort when playing video games.They just want to watch an interactive netflix show where they occasionally shoot someone.
>>719661635>dodging the question and bringing up trannies.Unreal
>>719668548You're a stupid retardniggerfaggot, the average danmaku game is far more inviting than classic shmupsEvery single Touhou game has an easy mode, so does every CAVE port and many other bullet hells like Blue Wish Resurrection. Espgaluda was made specifically to invite new players in.If a person, really, in good faith, wants to get into shmups with bullet hells, they can do so easily. Anyone still pushing this meme that bullet hells are too much for normalfags is a retard who doesn't know shit.
>>719668541>here's a video demonstrating that things did not mirror what you are nostalgic for>UNDERAGE!!!!
>"Cave shit" replace "Touhou shit"fucking zoomers
>>719663069
Too much fighting
There are two types of Gamers:>The Ryu who forever seeks new, and greater challenges in his journey of strength>The Playstation Kiddie who seeks new stories and cutscenes to absorb in his life of mindless consoomerismThe former eventually finds himself at the top of Shmup Mountain after decades of Hardcore Gaming. The latter posts on message boards coping over artificial difficulty as he gets buckbroken by entry level Arcade games made for babies and women. Choose your path.
>>719669550I choose neither because I like both arcade games and JRPGs.
>>719669725Nothing wrong playing some mindless slop to wind down. If you're spending more time on the slop than the real games... we have a problem.
>>719668548But the Mushi games aren't bullet curtains in original/1.5 modes. They just have really fast bullets. Like an old shmup.
>>719670243Literal visual diarrhea.
What DFK Arrange do I play if I hate multiple loop games and also strict chaining?
>>719670363Arrange A
>>719656837I've played a handful of bullet hells in my life, I just don't enjoy the genre, I don't feel any satisfaction from finally beating them.
>>719670752That's because you've never beaten anything but novice modes made for downies.
>>719671005They're not as hard as you make them out to be, you insufferable faggot.Someone not liking a genre you enjoy isn't a personal attack on you.
>>719671412You don't name the games you've beaten so we can only assume it's baby shit. Back to FF14 with you.
test
>>719656837i wanna give this game a try but shmups are just basic and nothing about them excites me
>I want to give this game a true but also EVERY SINGLE SHMUP IS WORTHLESS UNEXCITING DOGSHIT YOU STUUUUUUUUUUUUPIDDDD FUCKING CHUDSS!!!!!Morky schizo...
>>719669234Idiot
>>719670341Nope.
>>719659783nta but here you are, my whole game collection, with roughly 1/3 of them being shmups.>>719660167>Also I just picked up DoJ (PS4) like a week agoMy nig. Have fun, game is brutal. The arrange modes are pretty fun, too.
>>719680635 here, I'm an idiot, forgot to select the file. (pic is slightly outdated, I recently got a Piss5 and have a few games for it now)
>>719659123Stupid retard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zds074t6lf0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziqv-htx-0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65Zmc6iWCc
Here's my super controversial opinionI don't think Garegga is the best shmup of all time
>>719681375It isn't. Batrider is.
>>719681375It's really good though and there's nothing controversial about that
>>719681512Nice>>719683002I do agree there, I don't think it's the very best but it's great
>>719668939Yes, people who weren't there have to look up videos
>>719685171You're nostalgic for being a dumb 8 year old ignorant kid being shoveled full of slop, not any period of history. It's embarassing really.
How are you supposed to kill Gradius V's stage 5 boss?I don't think I can even begin to figure this out.Stage select is useless for practice because you start without any powerups.
>>719657654Raizing games and Psikyo games are even more samey than CAVE games, but no one bats an eye. I like them all however
>>719660853
>>719686374The only Psikyo games I still like are Gunbird 2 and Zero Gunner 2. The latter of which needs a remaster and is superior to everyone's favorite heli shmup Under Defeat.
>>719656837Trannies like this slop. It doesn't take skill, it's just autism and memorization
>>719686548Compared to what?
>>719686578Elden Ring Classic Castlevania Super Meat Boy Team Fortress 2Any NES or arcade game
>>719686649But all of these are quite literally memorization on a level that is much shallower than any shmup. Even TF2 is just picking soldier and memorizing a rollout then shooting at people's feet.
>>719656837Whats with bullet hell and anime girls with cute frilly dress (and hat) ?
*farts*
>>719687131Deathsmiles?
>>719687131Sorry, I (>>719687645) misread your post. I thought you were asking what the game was with anime girls & frilly dresses/hats.
>>719686548>tranniesstopped reading right there, Morky schizo
>>719686548> Positioning> Reading and Dodging> Resource Managementall come to mind before memorization, which really only matters if you're playing for high score or a 2ALL/TLB clear with ridiculous requirements
>>719687131It's because shmup devs know the best reward for beating a boss is flashing images of gothic lolitas on the screen
I fucking suck at these games but I like buying them anyway
>>719688963Everyone sucked at them at one point
>>719656837I got my second Cave game 1CC yesterday and my first one on a real cabinet at HEY yesterday. So far I've finished Deathsmiles and DDP DFK 1.5 so Im slowly working my way up in difficulty.
>>719657654>Exact same gameplaySomeone has never played Deathsmiles I + II and even Dodonpachi Resurrection.
>>719689459You're lucky to live near an arcade with cave games
>>719690060I dont live here, Im just on vacation. Ive been going to HEY in akihabara for like 10 years though. The arcade is packed full of dudes 2-ALLing all the machines. And a woman that regularly wrecks the Battle Garrega cabinet.
>>719690753>>>womanAnon....
If you like shmups but don't like the idea of having to play all stages in one sitting and want something with a more moderate difficulty try Ginga Force and Natsuki Chronicles if you haven't already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xHriMqMxPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orchqNVEoFUAlso Drainus, which is a very good choice for beginners.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhNCDYt4fAc
>>719690864nta but you'd be surprised. I once dated a XX woman (with a real vagina) who was better than me at DoDonPachi and Ikaruga.
>>719656837Don't really care about the game but I love seeing artworks of planes laying used and broken after fulfilling their purpose. That IS a plane right?
>>719691218It's a jet of some kind, yes.
>>719690864Its a real woman and she mogs in BG. I swear I only see her on that cab, with perfect routing and a full stock of lives. HEY has some of the best players in the world.
>>719659123Qute games' music is great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmgo6Z8sgohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZI9b3c068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5VpwF8FXABut to be fair a lot of shmups have catchy music. It's almost like it's a necessity given the player is expected to replay each stage a lot.Listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VyeGvYPchs
>>719693293Two morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LmWcGH8dd4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piwwh3HNss0Good night.
What's the current state of CV1000 CAVE games on MAME? Or am I better off just waiting until Xenia gets better with save states?
mushi
>>719693947I have heard this has better accuracy for CV1000 gameshttps://github.com/CoffeePope/mame-sh34
>>719660853>>719686439Why did /v/ suddenly start having Mork/shmup threads several times a day? I don't remember it being like this a few months ago
>>719694096Some schizo is really butthurt about him and is going for spamming threads to kill genuine discussion.
>>719693947>>719694082What's wrong with FBNeo?
>>719693889Night anon
>>719694152Anon asked about mame
>>719694230Maybe he doesn't know about FBNeo and it would satisfy his needs
>>719694005Who put Psikyo in my CAVE?Haven't played Original in a long while, I forgot it was that fast.
>>719694152>>719694268If FBNeo doesn't have accurate slowdown yet on CV1K titles, then I have no need for it.
>>7196940961. Mork schizo2. Me (I make any shmup threads that aren't about Mork.)
>>719694671Don't. Too much spam is bad even if your threads aren't about Mork.
How long until we get another drop of indie games on the Blue Revolver/Gunvein/Rolling Gunner level of quality again?
>>719695060rainchaser
>>719694743>too much spam is badExplain the problem with making genuine shmup discussion threads.
>>719695139The problem is that they get lumped with the schizo ones and it comes across as just spamming threads back to back.
>>719695083That one's already been exposed for having Euroshmup level scoring depth based on the demo. Unless that's fixed, it's not BR/GV quality.
>>719695139i dont see an issue with it but you shouldnt make a thread if you dont have gameplay to post. its so easy to take a screenshot or make a webm these days. even if you dont have a capture card you can use remote play to pull footage off ps4. when people make threads just for the sake of having threads it gets old fast. but thats 99% of the board right now.
>>719695208The schizo makes himself incredibly obvious - he always stuffs in shit like "mechanical darwinism", "gameplay density", etc.It would be very hard not to understand that my threads aren't by him.
>>719695313Only if you are aware of him really
>>719670243>>719694005This is the only cave game that really clicked with me.
>>719695450its very good but i dont much like stage 1 and 2. futari fixes a lot of my main gripes with mushi
>>719659783>Post Shmup collection nowIt's just 1s and 0s
Kino...
>home...
>>719694671And that's how...Dodonpachi...BROKE me....
>>719666648Cave stopped making actual games because xbox died by the way
>>719656837Toaplan collection any good?https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/40670/Toaplan_Arcade_Shootem_Up_Ultimate_Collection/
>attempt to have a real genuine discussion about shmups on v>thread itself starts hostile>thread is filled with low quality posters like the anime avatarfag that doesnt' play games, various e-celeb worshippers and various other shitposters who strawman everything>any criticism of shmups is twisted to an absurd degree>any enjoyment of any other game or genre is seen as having "fake interest" in shmupsetc etcIt's no wonder discussion here is deadI bet there's tons of people playing shmups having a fun time, but they aren't here posting, they're playing
What non-emulation based shmup (or port) has the best training and practice mode options that's not Blue Revolver or Astral Gunners? I'm genuinely curious.
>>719698981>or portuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>719656837most boring genre ever. never evolved.
>719699027Morky schizo... you're too lateWe've already gotten 200 posts into a fully successful thread without your nonsense
>>719665563>look at my collection and rate me, /v/Repurchasing games you can emulate for free out of ten.
>>719698838>but they aren't here posting, they're playingI would like to post more, but these threads keep getting worse.
>Did Stage 3 runs for around 90 minutes three days straight over the weekend>Decided to do partial full game runs today as practice >Immediately had amnesia and forgot multiple small routing segments when I got to Stage 3 during my run This is why I don't grind strict chaining games. How do I cope with being an eternal memory-let?
Give me the ultimate truthpill on Gamera 2000 and Omega Boost as a rail shooter fan, I've yet to play them
>>719699204Learning full chains and actually doing them consistently is going to take a while, much more than getting a 1cc.
>>719699204Oh also, you can record your own runs including practice and just watch yourself for a refresher.
>>719678962shut the fuck up
I took a break from S&P 2 because it was pissing me off, but now I'm back and asking for any actual advice against Dekos fist fightThe gamefaqs guide helpfully says "his patterns are too complex for this guide"
>>719699792His patterns are too complex for this thread.
Is there any old (pre-2008) off screen footage at an arcade of someone getting a 1CC on a CAVE game on an actual cabinet?
>>719657005>filtered by box artholy shit lmaoRAL8000
Bomb just because DOJ OP
>>719695491Never played it but very much want to. What's the best way on PC?
>>719702139Where to get Shotia wife?
>>719702342Xenia and the X360 version I believe
>>719695060'hog is supposed to release his new game this year
>>719702391Join the Donpachi corps
>>719656837>it's another "shmupfags trying to tout their supposed superiority by throwing a hissy fit" episodeYour faggotry is why people don't want to play shmups.
>>719702851>enhancement: bomb(crossed out) shootKek
How much did Boghog actually help with Gunvein? Did someone check the credits?
>>719656837we like 2hu though?
>>719704416No "we" don't.
>>719704551You are not part of we
>>719704851Thank god. Wouldn't want to get lumped with the vhu schizos.
I don't like how most of the arcade shmups are balanced. I played Giga Wing recently; the first few levels are an absolute snoozefest, then the game suddenly gets a massive spike in difficulty, as if it was telling you to fuck off out of the arcade machine. Practicing the last few levels must've been hell without save states.
Do any of you faggots actually play arcade games? I just got the 2cc and now going for the 1cc
>>719705531>I just got the 2ccNot a real thing. Finish the job before you brag. Good luck though, you'll get it in time.
>>719705353>Practicing the last few levels must've been hell without save states.It's more annoying because you gotta play the easy stages every time you want to practice the latter ones, but at the end of the day it's really just the same thing done slower. You could do stuff like starting with a higher amount of credits then take it down until eventually it's 1cc too.Personally I just played these console ports that give you a set number and eventually got better before they started including stage select instead.
>>719705531>NIGrofl
Why did CAVE stop making games?
>>719707197They tried to hold out all the way to 2010s, but arcade shmups simply weren't profitable any longer.Right now they have one or two active shmup gachas instead
>>719707470I guess it's not a profitable genre anymore.I feel like they tried to modernize them in some way they could do it though. It's funny that shmups made today are still extremely dogshit compared to stuff like Mushihimesama which has beautiful graphics and stuffI have no idea how you could modernize those games if not by adding a million of story or something. Story sometimes drove me to finish shit games after all
>>719686439>Only Cotton post in this thread>It's about this retarded fucking e-celebI hate you faggots
>>719707579I think they should have tried releasing on console/PC. Thing with CAVE is that they were really fixated with making specifically arcade shmups, so you are relying both on people taking interest in the genre AND consider going out to play in arcades nowadays.
>>719705748Not bragging lad, just wondering whether anyone here actually plays vidya
I've never played a CAVE game but I have played this
>>719708112Yes we do. Pic somewhat related.
>>719665563>paying top dollar for laggy, barebones, dogshit ports>probably haven't even 1CC'ed a single oneDie poserCaptcha:MorkOG
>>7197086171ccs or not, these people are the ones keeping the genre alive by actually buying the games.
>>719707197I guess they don't know where to go from SDOJ, I mean just look at the last boss of that game. Their games had reached the point where only the top 0.1% of players could tackle them.
>>719709078Yes, it's like giving money to a homeless crack addict.
>>719709257I wouldn't say so, shmup ports and occasionally new titles are still coming out
>>719698838>gameplay repeatedly posted>no one plays games, no one plays games!!!
>>719704851I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together
>>719707579Well shmup bullet design is making a comeback in the fps genre, so that might be one way to modernize it.
>>719707579Last year Konami spent like 100 million dollars paying pixar animators to make a high budget shmup that released to a prestigious 6/10 metacritic score which is deserved because it is awful. CAVE has simply been replaced by developers with thinner profit margins, which is good and healthy. Over time, if they do not release games, their branding will decay and they'll be replaced by newcomers.
I just don't like Shumps.
>>719711206>I just don't like video gamesAbib?
>>719707197Truth is that their kinect masterpiece flooped
>>719711837I even hate smash, so yes.
All Mark threads will hit bump limit
I like shmup
>>719657569CAVE is shmup equilvant of souls slop. Them trying to "subvert the genre" by pissing the fuck out all over the screen with shit is not be-all end-all for the genre, yet CAVE fans pretends it as it is, and they use it as an excuse to shit every game aside from CAVE and refuses to play any game outside of CAVE.Even though in reality they are just getting filtered by non-CAVE games. It's a stupid cult of a fan base.
>>719716303Genuinely, I never met somebody who exclusively plays CAVE shmups.Assuming of course they play multiple shmups at all and not just one or two that just happened to be CAVE games.
>>719658158>CAVE brought a programmers from other video gams, this would automatically make CAVE games the straight upgrade from the other video gaem that he used to worked on because... erm... shutup you only need to play CAVE gamesThis is your brain on CAVE games
>>719716695based
>nanako mizuse congratulated me on my ddp clear on twitter todayfeelsgoodman
I’ve never played shmups before and yesterday I tried to Cygni but the number of effects was too much for me. Couldn’t even see enemy’s projectiles. Are other shmups better in that regard?
>>719717041yes. cave games have pretty good projectile clarity.
>>719717034I just looked her up and she has a cute cock
>>719717402We fucked for 4 hours straight, no breaks, the other day. It was fucking nuts and probably the best sex I've ever had and I've had a lot. She usually has problems keeping it up in porn, but was rock hard the full 4 hours screaming like a banshee in the sack, completely unlike in her porn. She straight up told me "filming av is fun, but this was completely different". I know when I'm being glazed, but god damn I believed it this time. I spent the last several months doing shitloads of intense cardio in preparation to blast her asshole into oblivion.
>>719718782Shmups?
>>719718918I shmupped my cum into his tight asshole and then 1CC'd DDP. Keeping up?
>>719718986Alright I understand now
>>719718986>1CC'd DDPOk but how many loops?
Mork 2-ALL'd DDP. Therefore, he's better than any of you shmiggers. Ignore his score though
>>719719910Just the one. I'm working on Mushi Futari BL and Ketsui's 1st loops now. I'd rather move on to a different game for now and revisit the 2nd loop when I get better. I still have a lot to improve on.
>Either creditfeed through the game and win effortlessly or come up with bizarre self-imposed challenges to make it difficultshmups are a cursed genre for long term longevity. I love them as pick up and play fun activities for 20-30 minutes here and there but I just can't sit down and grind a single game for thousands of hours like the autists who show up at shmup slams.
Imagine going home with this minecraft block. What kind of loser would you have to be?
>>719720428Fair enough but I hear you get better buttsex when you 2-ALL.
>>719720463We went through this, 1cc isn't a self-imposed challenge, nor doing more score.
>>719720474I literally cannot imagine how. That was insane sex. The 2ALL has to feel amazing though. I got laid today and hearing the words "congratulations on your no-continue ddp clear. i hear its incredibly difficult, im in awe anon-sama" felt immensely more satisfying. That said, I'd really enjoy playing a new game. Too bad I don't have a PS5 compatible stick at home though, so it'll need to be DOJ BL or Hellsinker when I get back. I'm loving what I've played of Ketsui on the cabinets here in japan. I really enjoy the slower bullet speeds and interesting bullet patterns. In particular I love how often the bullets come from the sides and bottom of the screen. I may just emulate it desu, but those M2 Shottrigger ports are just so enviable.
Cotton is cute :)
>>719722543Marion is a cuter witch though
Hina is the cutest
Junis has a cute butt
1cc doko
>>719722767I actually recorded one recently
>>719722767koko >>719705531
>>719723429But that's 2cc
>>719723429shit i mean here. im drunk>>719689459
>>719723502What a neg
>>719722905Stream doko?
>>719724113Shm/v/p streams are so 2024. I can post a DL link to the mp4 at best. https://filebin.net/eu2jhpxd8npfn02tDon't use the site's media player, download it.
I'm out of bombs
>>719725784Mork
>>719724415Hey, neat. Next time I do a 1cc I upload it there
>>719729017Glad you enjoyed it. Reminder the run didn't end here by pure miracle.
>>719729087Being able to view it without downloading it is great
>>719729262Unfortunately that's not a real option. It will hang every 2 minutes because of how the site works.
>>719668789>playing Easy Modo
>>719729451If a genre is built around simply not dying it should be easy. Challenge is for deeper games whose mechanics can be elaborated on.
>>719670243>that dodge at 3sMan I ain’t cut out for this.
>>719657569They focused too hard on difficulty instead of making fun games that gradually increase the challenge with you. Big factor here is making 240p arcade games without any options menus or side modes instead of a well built PC or Console shmup.Blue revolver, Danmaku unlimited 3, and Touhou 11 utterly shit on CAVE games. The arcade is where good games go to die
>>719665958>shikhondoMy apologies
>>719666648Post gunt hammock PC lardass
>>719708195So damn euro it hurts
>>719720560It literally is tho since there's no other reward to 1ccing and score other than bragging rights. In some cases you get true bosses and true endings, and that's fair enough. But most people couldn't give less of a shit about loops.
>>719730816>no other reward to 1ccingDepending on the game, there are true endings, more loops, or just a star on the scoreboard.>and scoreThe leaderboard. Also after a while devs started putting more complex scoring systems for a reason.
>>719699773It's right there in plain English, you stupid knuckle-dragging porch monkey.
Got a clear on FDF2 Hard some months ago, think I still had an ultimately positive experience despite having a bunch of small grievances with the game. Biggest complaint would probably be usual Touhou issue of bosses being super cool and stages being kinda nothing, specifically stages 1-3 were super mindnumbing to play.
>>719729797That is not the correct way to do it, I was just aping out.
>>719730816>It literally is tho since there's no other reward to 1ccing and scoreThe point of a game is to win it better, otherwise it's not a real video game, but instead a movie.
why the fuck isn't anyone answering my shmup related gameplay questions
It's filtering me
>>719734434It's hard.
I love Mae!
>>719734434Play on easy mode
>>719738426That's a different game then. I'm just increasing lives and extensions instead.
>>719731082>small artefact'd red (colorblind unfriendly) text intentionally placed in the composition in a spot where the eye does not immediately goyou're right but also you are being intentionally obtuse you punk bitch.
>>719738174she is cute but why include a plot in your game if it makes zero sense
>>719738174I just got done watching Jaimers' Parallel run. That was crazy.
Bomb?
I'm too autistic for simple shit. Saidaioujou speaks to me. Being good at this game simply means you are in the 0.1% class of skill. Therefore I'm going for it. Plus I love Cave games.
>>719742298I sure hope you are ready for decades of attempts if you want to fight the true inbachi.
>>719742492Got any True inbachi vods?
