Quit horsing around and post some gosh darned horse games! For me it's Gamefreak's Pocket Card Jockey: Ride on
>>719658012I refuse to believe horses are real
>>719658012Is this /an/ or /v/ma
Golshi. Gemini. Clubs.
>>719658424They are real. They eat baby chicks and kick geese.
>>719658012You are hors
>>719658430Yes
>>719658012Do unicorn games count?
>>719658526FAFO'd
>>719658526That goose has to be one of em bong gits yeah?
>>719658012have you heard of umamusume?
>>719658614Absolutely not. Leave this place at once.
I miss that russian horse porn site. I miss seeing mares fisted until they squirt
>>719658470Still waiting on one of the /v/ma invites to join
Horses won the genitalia genetic lottery.
>>719658526That felt so good
>>719658702O-ok
>>719658693No, what's that? Is it a game I can play?
>>719659089that's a fish
>>719658774What happens if he doesn't? do invites expire?
>>719659272It's a cow you idiot
>>719659690I'm not sure. I guess if he takes more than a day or two we can grab someone else. Might still be on cooldown
>>719659714a sea cow
Any clubs recruiting? 837896586539
>>719659878I remember hearing those went extinct. Didnt they go extinct?
>>719659939We don't post selfies here in 4chan.
hmm
>>719660208Even more lewd than McQueen.
>>719658012Starfield ass horse.
>>719658614didn't this game had drama after drama ever since their "early access" release?
>>719660331I didnt pay too much attention to taishins design before, but now that I've been training her she insists I look at her navel every time she races
Is this the thread
>>719660691for video games? yeah
>>719660798
My f2p Golshi will rape whales in the Gemini Cup
What's the minimum stamina necessary for debufffers?
>>719660849Post her
>>719661130
In Umaverse, why are the Stay Gold Clan so close if they aren't related?
>>719661323How the fuck do you get so much power? If I get an uma to 1000 SPD and also try to build up STM, I have 500 PWR. The math never works out.
>warned after the last thread 404'dWHEN WILL YOU LEARN THIS IS AN UMA BOARD
>>719660913well they dont really need any stamina as most people arent running them to even win but rather to spam debuffsbut if you want it to win the race, I'd say 1100ish with two gold recoveries would be fine for a late surger. If it's a pace they're going to need more stamina.
>>719661323>no straightaway spurtit's glue I'm afraid
>>719658526Is he ok?
>>719661492For anyone who wants to download it (I didn't make this)https://files.catbox.moe/6pwe8z.png
>>719661492kek
>>719661492Threadly reminder that they got BAKUSHIN'Dhttps://files.catbox.moe/ii6pf3.png
>>7196614539* power spark parent>>719661531It's the only downside but desu the high power makes me beat spurt/shadow fags anyway because people are usually powerlets.
>>719661625use this one >>719661667I added a little more at the end
>best run so far>failed multiple rainbow trainings>still got good skills>no Long S or straightaway spurt even with double circle affinityTaishin deserves to get raped
>>719661740Shit nice
Happening!
>>719661747You're close. Having Spring Runner and End Closer Corners is really gonna help your speed. Hold on to this one in case you can't cook up your perfect one
>>719661720>9* power spark parentOkay, that'll make the difference. A shame I am one card short of 3LB Kitasan Black, otherwise I'd have the same setup instead of the fucked up comp I have now. I think I might have to skip this CM completely because of it.
>>719661860
>>719661492KEK SAVED
>>719661860holy GUTS
>>719658545Sauce?
>>719661985
>>719661860Quite the gutsy move, Anon.
>>719658526Lmaooo thank goodness there was a human around to put that goose down. Poor thing probably was paralyzed after that.
>>719658012Ears down like that means he's PISSED! someone is teasing him with a carrot but not giving it. Just videoing with their phone. Probably got a chunch of hair ripped out for that, they never forget.
>>719661946If you have a 0LB or better Creek you might be able to make a decent Uma, you just have to sacrifice your Stam and hope that your recoveries work
>>719661860HUGE Guts
Second 2/3/1 attempt, better skills this time but still no Spurt. Stats feel a bit worse, but I'd have to plug it into umalator to be sure. I don't know how I got Long S again.Only got 1 (one) Ama hint the entire run, and it was the useless white heal. I checked the card after this run since so far I only got hints for useless skills from her across two runs, turns out she has 2 useless skills, 1 ok one, 1 good one, and then Spurt. Guess I'm just unlucky. I predict the next run will get both Spurt and End Straightaways from her, but miss Long S and have low speed, but we'll see.One last thing, Ama rainbows can be pretty good here if some other supports decide to show up, +32 pow +20 stam is not bad at all.
>>719662072Komon no sensei. The hors girls are just side characters who occasionally try to seduce their teacher. The main girls are a tomboy and a girly girl.
I could be wrong, but didn't sega or some other japanese devs make some horse racing game or something, that then turned into gambling? They would play some game on widescreen and players would be able to bet on the horses or something from their own gambling PCs in some lan environment. It's all foggy because i saw the youtube video long ago
>>719658526BTFO
>nature couldn't even get her CHARM chakra activated>it's a 90% chance of succeeding
>>719658012
>>719662374Isn't it 80%?
>>719658424
>>719661860HOLY
>Finally get another 3* spark>Good white sparks that give speed/stamina and some skill hints>3* unique spark>It's SpeedRICE SHOWAAAAAAAA, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STAMINAAAAANow I have my grandparents for my speed legacy but still...
>>719662445No, charm is 90%, the 3rd option is 80%, 2nd is 60%, and 1st is 50%. Charm is always the safest one to go for with energy and mood bonus, really good early on in a run with little to lose if it fails. Ive never had it fail though.
Do horses realize how unhinged they look sometimes? Has anyone told them?
>>719662331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAJIYNHRFdo
>>719658526Both legs means it was scared or defending itself. One leg means it was taking aim.
what's the lore of the accupuncturist woman? do they do that to real horses too?
>>719661860B A S E D
Pretty good considering the low level of my guts cards. Just imagine having 3 or 4 guts at MLB and some wit cards perhaps? Could this be the key to S rank Umas for f2p?
>>719662245Seems like it, but it won't be competitve at all. Not even going to bother building for this CM and gonna focus on getting 3*s and 9*s. Maybe after that I can work on the mile CM.
>>719662724>Recreation >Mood went up, +30 energy recovered
>>719662679are you horse expert?
>>719662724ahhh, jtrhnbr
What team comp are you guys running? There doesn't seem to be a concrete answer on what is best to run.
>>719662724no freaking way this is real
>>719662754>A+Niiiice, I need to try a guts/witsmax runIt's 100% how you get S rank umas, run 3 guts and wits and try that next time
>>719662659I'm pretty sure they're aware and do it on purpose
>>719662724Hoy, is that real..?
>>719662724This is so perfect for a cartoon, it's hard to believe this is real.
>Was in a random club with a guy I was 100% sure was an anon>He leaves and like 4-5 people follow throughI'm just wondering now how many anons may have been in that club hiding in plain sight
>>719662797the easiest would be making an easy end closer (gold ship) with straightaway spurt, gold recoveries and enough stamina + two lazy debuffers that arent even intended to win the race.I'm running Pace, End, Late. Some are going all in on end closers. There is no right answer, but I think having at least two trying to win is a good idea, but not much time to train up a perfect one, so just focus on one strong ace and get lazy with the other two
>>719662780Yes but /an/ is boring and filled with femanons.
>>719662797triple end closer with golshi, taishin and bride mtg, can't shut them all down
>>719662659Yeah but they don't take it well: https://files.catbox.moe/tivv6w.mp4
WATCH OUT!!!!
How should I be training? I heard Gut and Wit aren't stats I should be putting too much in. Do Put the points into those first, then the others? How do the bonds actually work? Is it only when the red dot comes up?
>>719662987
>>719662963You should join a /v/ club so you KNOW you're posting with anons
is a 1000/1200 pace mcqueen viable?im thinking Swinging/Gourmand and even Bofa if needed with PoC / long corners and a bunch of green skills
Frankie Dettori Racing , for original xbox
>>719663016
>some anons leave right after club rewards drop>check out where they went>/vg/
>>719663079Yes. She'll have to work twice as hard as the golshis but grab long corners over curvature on this map. Curvature is too expensive, long corners/straightaways are giving way better speed boosts for some reason on this stage. Green skills are really good.
Had the perfect Golshi run line up but she somehow kept losing races. It's so over for me...
>>719663079As long as you got long S that will carry you to finals
How cooked am I?
>>719663034I want to beat her each time she places 3rd in a race
>Open game>Change juicebox to Bakushin_O.mp3 >Open club>Request dirt shoes>LeavesEveryone in my club does this, which makes me happy.
>>719658012>>719659939>>719662457I love how horses are one of out oldest animal companions and they're just really funny and cool to this day.
>>719663181Disgusting.
>>719663056I may b fucked I know at least 3 or 4 that have thrown all the available invitations I think
>>719660493When the first "season dlc" was announced there was drama. The devs have since been fired, but the IP was sold to a new company recently so there's a small chance of something happening with it.
>>719663247Just make your own McQueen and borrow and MLB Super Freak.
>>719663282Nah there were a few recruiting even in the last therad before it got autosaged, keep asking
>>719663263https://files.catbox.moe/de9jyc.mp4
>>719663342I can't afford LB3 McQueen
>>719663349Which club's stocks are forecasted to go big next month?
>>719663247You can easily get your own mcqueen up to 40 and thats good enough, borrow someone elseAnd don't bother with hishi, just borrow someones parent with the spark and pray, you need the stats in speed and stam
>>719663406Shiraoki-sama bless
>>719663247Bro...your LB2 mcqueen?
>>719663390UMI DA
>>719663290>The devs have since been fired>the IP was sold to a new company recentlythey fucked around for a decade, got a boatload of kickstarter money, delivered an incredibly undercooked product, started selling DLC while a bunch of characters didn't even had proper VFX and finally got away scott free with what i imagine was a decent golden parachute, what a dream job
>>719663520I heard /v/mapyoi was trying to overtake /v/ma...good luck with that
>fail debut race>gluesimple as
Kicked some inactive anons.Club Name Oy Neigh28/30All anons welcome, just post your ID
You may only choose one /v/
>>719663707Uh...can I reroll?
>>719663642That's fucking impossible. But I can see them put up a fight against der/v/
>>719663707I choose the face of Umamusume!
>>719663036The red dot means that girl will give you a hint, it might be stat points or a skill hint for a skill that girl knows. You will also get bonus friendship with the girl.You increase your bond/friendship by training with the girl and reading the RNG events associated with that card. You should focus on that at the start of a career until they're all orange by training with as many as possible in one turn, so if there's 3 girls on one training and 2 on another you do the 3 training. Getting them to orange lets them do friendship training when they're on the same training type as their card type is which gives you a lot more stats.Try to stay at Great mood for more stats when training by doing recreation. For stats, you will be fine on Guts if you do Stamina training but you can do some during summer to hit 300. Wit you should train if you're close to too low on Energy (if you have a 10% or so chance to fail a training) and don't see a friendship training. 400 is a good amount. You can never have enough of the other 3 stats, but you get Power by training Speed so you don't have to focus it too much.Once you get used to the game you can start doing optional races to hit the hidden fan milestones during careers, but at the start you should just try to make Speed/Stamina/Power as high as you can.
>>719663707Teio chose me like 6 times with random spooks of her 3* or SSR, so I am obligated to choose her in return.
>>719663642>>719663520I was thinking this game needed custom leagues which basically just put clubs together on a small leaderboard.No rewards no nothing. You just get to stalk which club is slacking on a single easy to access menu.
>>719663768Yeah they're just talking big. My /v/ma bros are really strong and they just keep climbing...I'm in awe of them
>>719663707Mejiro McPlap
>>719663707McQueen's money will change my life.
>>719663778You rang?
>>719663467LB2 is good enough, the difference between 2 and 3 is like 5 specialty priority and 4 mood bonus and you will get way more than that borrowing Max Creek
>>719663956That's the face of /v/ though...I mean the REAL face of Umamusume
I skip team trials against anyone who has Taurus Platinum
>>719663834I wish I could b there ;_;
>>719662724hypnotic
>having an amazing kingu run>winning everything>both speed/stam already on 750 before year 3 summer camp>sprint race coming up>1st place requirement>another pebble on my first rate run>4th>3th>8th>5th
>>719664027I gotchu
>>719662724>me when I spot a loose sidewalk slab
>>719664152...where are her ears?
I haven't played that gachashit, but I'm wondering if there's a fingering minigame with the horse girls before each race? Like in real life when they jerk off horses before a race
>>719664250Covered by her thick hair, of course.
>>719664027The face of /v/ is Mayano Top Gun as chosen when she won the Taurus afterparty race
>>719664319This is dangerous!
>Yes, I train ONLY speed>Yes, even when it's maxed
>>719664319Hmmm...something's off about this
For anons looking for club, there's still a slot open for /v/mapyoi.>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here I guess>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes
I love bloomers so fucking much
>>719664364Bakushin and Bakushinpilled
>>719663527Should I replace Hishiama with a good speed card like Sweep/Eishin or a mediocre stam card (Rice)?
>>719663390I can hear the song
I got an invite to der/v/ but I'm afraid it'll be gone before I can accept it
>>719663520Invest in /v/mapyoi, the soon to be centurial o/v/erlords of /v/
>>719663818https://chronogenesis.net/It already exists, look em up and stalk away
OH SHIT PUT ON YOUR GAMING FACE RIGHT NOW
>>719658012God i hate horses. They do nothing but shit
Horses are scary. You never know when one could go apeshit and they can really do some damage when they do.
>>719664662LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>>719664473Pretty sure they were expected to be visible now and then under a flowing skirt and dress hem even in the olden times. But they can be pretty cute.
>>719658526
>deleted the /vg/ generaluh oh janny melty
>>719664682They also fart. And bite people.
>>719663467I've been able to hit 1200 stam with 2LB McQueen and borrowed MLB CreekI don't have Kita MLB so you have more options due to that, should get better speed resultsAmazon and Taishin are both there for skills?I guess Kita MLB lets you flex in Amazon. Taishin does have the end skills, but has low specialty priority. You could try swapping one out for Sweep or Halo if you have them uncappedI go 4/2 with 15 stam sparks, pretty much just train stam unless there's a 2+ rainbow on speedObv take a few wit turns as normalCould borrow a parent to cover some of the skills to free up a slot
>>719662831Good advice, thanks! Didn't quite reach S rank though.
>>719664682The purpose of the horse was eliminated by the car. Thank God. We should exterminate these creatures as all they do is eat up precious resources.
>>719664868S is really hard to hit, but maybe with the right luck you can do it
>>719664473nice quality, faggot
>>719663390>horses refuse to stomp on the gay flagso wholesome...
What the fuck nature you’re just training to be a parent, chill…
>>719658012I like horses
>>719665025You DIE!NOW!
>>719665025someone post the sound version
I used to work with horses. I miss that job.
>>719664783Thanks anon.My last Golshi got 809/1053 and no S long so I'm still aceless. I'm only aiming for group B anyway.
you just want to post that retarded fotm tranime game, I'm onto your tricks nigga
Will this make A group, or is it hopeless?
>>719665191And you just want to impersonate a janitor so you can police video game discussion because nobody loves you randall ass nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFHp1sTxtHk
>>719665245You running her as front, pace or end? Might want to try her in some practice rooms and see if she gasses or not. Looks pretty good though
>>719665268just grow some balls and post the tranime game straight away faglordor are jannies banning threads now
Dirt shoes have this peculiar fate: in one aspect of their existence, they are constantly subjected to conditions which, by the very nature of their design, they cannot avoid, but which, as exceeding the limits of their intended use, they also cannot fully endure. The ground calls to them muddy, uneven, unpredictable and yet, though built to traverse it, they find themselves worn, scuffed, and questioned in their very being. Thus arises the inquiry not merely what shoes are but what dirt does to them, and whether any sole can truly claim to be pure in purpose.
>>719665306>wokey derby
I gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my neko
>>719665382
>>719662724wtf rocking horses are real?
How do they actually regain stamina with their abilities?
>>719665245Seems pretty decent, I think you can definitely make it to A with it. I'm unsure how many whales there will be this time. Taurus had a lot more casuals but I bet a lot of them quit.
>>719665115>6 fingersanon...
dunno why i thought making my own parents was gonna be fine, i'm burning through clocks and TP potions so fucking fast and haven't gotten a single 3* blue or pinkfor now i'll use uma db just like everyone else...
>>719665567That's the reflection of the buckle, anon
I want to cook a lovely meal for Agnes tachyon
This Champion's Meeting grinding and prep shit is gay as hell I don't think I'm gonna do any prep for it and just participate normally instead>you won't get better rewardsI don't care, I just want to roll for cute umas and let the paypigs roll around in the pen
>>719665619I'm personally waiting until you can use items to adjust your sparks after the run, I'm F2P and I don't want to burn out. So far I've been able to get decent enough parents simply by trying to build a few Aces for CM.
>>719665720Anon, the only reason to try and win this shit is bragging rights and silly titles. Dont burn yourself out over CMs, especially this one. Take it easy and play the game at your own pace. The participation awards really aren't much worse than actually winning the damn thing. Auto select chads win again
>>719665337Not sure, I was thinking end, but her low power combined with no spurt probably makes her lose most of the time. Maybe pace unless she runs of fumes as that.
>>719658012>Everyone has at least 1 Ace>I have nothing yetI'm not gonna make it bros...
>>719665810As end you wont have to worry about stamina as much and you can afford the wit hit. You'll likely be better off that way even without spurt. Front/pace you run the risk of gassing out, front will be hard in general without the right skills/team. Either go pace or end, but I'd try end honestly.
>>719665720I mean, the rewards for 1st place/whaling is just a 10x pull and some tickets. Whales probably already have everything they need already so it's kinda meaningless to whale at this point when there isn't anything worth whaling for.
>>719665871literally just make a throwaway golshi and if it's only B rank, enter Open. Just stack it with stamina and try to get the strong ability on her. That's the easiest route, then run two easy debuffers that arent even intended to win.
>>719665871YES YOU WILL ANON WE ARE GOING ON A DATE TO GET YOUR MOOD UP
>>719661323>Free to Play Horse>Whale statsBlud you either pay with your cash or you pay with your precious time in this one life and that costs way more.
>>719665997Don't the debuffers need at least enough stamina to keep up with the group?>>719666058I appreciate the gesture anon but I think we should stay as friends...
>>719664662>>719664712So far so good.
Her head is so fucking big holy shit
>>719666160Anon, just because Golshi's f2p does not mean she's not a fucking meta ass horse in this race. Were you even around for the last CM? Golshi IS meta. Most people don't have a taishin, even whales. Those are the only two end closers in the game and Golshi has an innate gold recovery, so she's already a great candidate.
>>719665794I’m having the most fun of my life preparing for CM right now. Not sure how people burnt out from thisCM forces you actually to think and really understand how Umamusume works. Taurus taught me hard lesson on Support Cards and Stats, while Gemini forced me to really understand the Spark/Affinity system and created your own Uma parentsIt is not the result, but what matters is how you get to it.
>>719662987>/an/ is boring and filled with femanonsIs that why they're reeing at attractive animals?
>>719666368>senior year summer camp>those statsalready glue i'm afraid
>>719666368NiiiiceRemember as end, she doesnt need "full" stamina. You can afford to skimp a little, throw some on her speed when you can
Since everyone will be running Taishin and Goldship doesn't it make sense to run a front runner? The end position will be clogged as hell
>>719666519Oh I'm having fun as well, got my first 9* parent in ages and basically all the parents are done for three aces I'm working on. But it's not for everyone. Some aren't fond of the spark grind and I don't blame them, it's bullshit when you have 1-2% chance of getting what you want and can only feasibly run 4-5 per day. To me it's a lot of fun, my horses keep getting better even with 8* parents
>>719666528Imagine telling an IRL horse farmer this when they show their prize horse. Have some decency...
>>719666519I somewhat agree but having back-to-back CMs because of the accelerated schedule is kind of overwhelming
Still mad about this.
>>719664741Fucking FEjanny being hypocrite, what else?
>>719666598>Since everyone will be running TaishinNobody has taishin>Goldshipcorrect>doesn't it make sense to run a front runner?No because front runners consume the most stamina and are really hard to keep the lead, require a ton of breeding to get the perfect abilities, and if only one front runner runs, it's bad for it so you have to run multiple. End closers will pass front in the final straightaway. Yeah it'll be blocked for some, but a few are going to break out and those will be the ones who win. Most front runners will gas out before they even get to the finish line. Some anon was trying it and even with close to max stamina and gold recoveries he was gassing out everytime. Fronts arent recommended for long races in general, and get much better when other trainees/cards get added. Right now they are supoptimal and take a ton of work to do right, not recommended for beginners
>>719666598You'll need to prepare at least two front runners since the style doesn't work alone, and there's no guarantee that someone else will bring one. They also consume the most stamina and have the most tedious skill requirements.
>>719666739There's also a Nikke thread and plenty others on the catalogue. If your thread is too popular, they shut it down. The slow ones go unnoticed even though they're off topic, sometimes blatantly so.
Der/v/ will make A-rank next month
>>719666404Don't say that about King Gaylo.
>>719666598Everyone will be running at least 1 EndRunning 2 Ends is just asking to be boxed. You pick either Taishin or Golship, not bothYou why your other ace is a Pace as they less likely to be boxed and have better recovery skills available
>Don't say that about King Gaylo.>t.
>>719666913If we get 3 A clubs, we can say /v/ is AAA and brag about it to vgshitters
using Umalator to compare two aces. One has less stamina and more speed, the other has full stam and less speed.It's saying speedy one wins by far each time, but it's not considering debuffs. Can I simulate that too?
>>719666913Looks promising, but would be easier if we got a full roster.
>>719667014You can't, at most you could match each uma individually against an evil nature and compare their final results
Yup, I'm bricked for seiun. Nope, i don't care I'll pull her in a single tenner
>>719667035I have an invite but couldn't accept it yet, I'll do when I get home plz don't send out more
>He's not already in an A-rank club
>>719665115Impure thoughts for Bakushin O
>>719667086ah yeah good idea, I can put the non-capped stam in vs it and see if they run out. still can't test vs 2 debuffers then i guess
Fuck it, after grinding Evil Neichas for a week with ZERO results, this is the only half decent one I've got. Is it good? No. But she will make do. At least she hits both Pace and End Closers
FEGELEIN WHALED FOR A NARITA TAISHIN!FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
>Late Senior yearSUPER CREEK PLEASE SPEEDRUN YOUR EVENTS I'LL WEAR DIAPERS FOR YOU IF YOU DO
>>719658774>>719659690Alright update, we're 30/30 for /v/ma, so if anyone's waiting around, we're full up nowAnyone looking for clubs I'd suggest these guys >>719663704>>719664463>>719666913
>>719667289She's fine anon, go with that. Debuffers aren't mean to take way too much energy, just "good enough"
>>719666528>>719666534Alright this looks great. Long and End speed skills still nowhere to be seen, and speed is a bit low, but with all the "necessary" skills plus Long S I don't think I have a right to complain.Can try again later but I'll work on my third entry first.I somehow got Long S on three careers in a row.
1200/1000 is a better build than 1000/1200 and none of you realize it. No one will run debuffers this time cuz the debuffers won't have the stamina to survive the track in the first place.
>>719667631Wait, do debuffers need to survive the track to be useful? I thought the debuffed everyone behind them early-mid race, and everyone ahead of them during mid-late race?
>>719667606Deck? If that goldship had 100 more speed that's a guaranteed winner right there.
>>719667709Certain skills require positioning and LoS, but I think the general ones, like Hesitant End Closers, will hit regardless.
>>719667263with the greens it's>1100/1150vs1070/1240The raw stats are beating out any alternatives I have with S long and NOBODY in the pile has Spurt anyway+90 stam (and 20 wit) should surely beat out +30 speed, but the calcs have the speed winning by ~2 lengths
>>719667783Ah, right, I forgot how bad the in-game descriptions are
>>719667606Remember, Long S is just a 5% multiplier of your current speed. So 5% of 779 is 38+ to your current speed which gives you about 820ish, then you add 40+ from your spring runner which I believe is just added on once the match starts, that's around 860 speed. Not bad, but remember having more raw speed is better than Long S. The higher your speed, the more mileage you'll get out of that S. The lower your speed, the less valuable, but it's still a +40ish speed boost for you here. Looks good all things considered, but go for more speed next time if you can
Bros why isn’t she real
>>719667609I love this Uma but I really don't want to abbreviate her name
>>719667631On an end closer sure, assuming your wit is good enough for both your recoveries to go off. Having high speed is always going to be important, but if you're running a pace chaser you WILL gas if your speed is that low. Only end closers can afford to skimp like that
>>719667851S speed is actually +10.25% speed.
>>719667871_________ ____!
>farming 9 speed honsPlease bakushin roll finally
>>719667871wdym shes real and hanging out with me right now
>>719667709most of them aren't position dependent, at least the ones that will be effective in this match i.e. flustered, hesitant, subdued, stamina eater. I think Nature's mystifying murmur is distance related though? but that's a medium only ability. Air Grooves vision debuff also is positional based but it's a vision skill so it's useless apparently
>>719667512Not a chance of any1 getting kicked out right mate?
>>719668025Probably not unless you got like a crazy amount of fans or something. I dont think we want to get too kick crazy, but there's maybe one we could make room for if you were a crazy player. Otherwise try a different club
I'm so glad my bio-engineered goldship finally is complete. Now to begin project Taishin for my second ace.
>>719662987How can you tell? I frequently browse /an/ an I just assumed everyone was a skinny white guy like me.
Trade your shoes.
>>719668108bro, your turf s? your third gold recovery? back to the mines
>>719668140It's on cooldown. It's on fucking cooldown man, I know how awkward it is to leave you hanging but it's ON FUCKING COOLDOWN MAN
>>719668108Insane. Looks bulletproof. Maybe the vision debuff could stop it, if anything.
>>719668140>it hasn't been 8 hours since your last request
>>719666695there really needs to be more time between events... i'm quickly getting burned out with these events that start and end in 5 days and need career runs back to backthe worst part is that even with the accelerated schedule it's still going to take like 5-6 years to catch up to JP anyway
>>719668107Cheers mate, we are all one big happy family in the end. I'd prefer if /v/ clubs remained chill
>>719658614I wouldn't want this thread missed
>>719668108THIS is the one that will get you the Platinum Gemini title. Godspeed anon
>>719667631>>719667709You don't need that much stam to survive until the homestretch, debuffers aren't significantly harder to build for this than for Taurus.>>719667851I know, I just didn't think I could get enough stam with just 2 cards. I might try 3/2/1 Golshi after getting my third uma ready.>>719667750Pic related. Kita was a lucky MLB after rerolling. For Creek I whaled a bit because Cygames deserves money for Season 2.
>>719668140I'm on cooldownAlso have to be FAST to get a donation inComplete opposite to rando club
>>719668193>your turf sI actually am kinda mad about that since one of my parents has 8* in turf. But it is what it is, I'm not doing a single goldship career for the foreseeable future.
>well rested into fickle maiden on the day of the takarazukathank you based goldship
>>719668298Yeah remember /v/ma started out as a casual club and we'd like to keep that energy even if we somehow have gone kinda crazy with our power. We just like to grind here for the fun of the game, but a little club rivalry doesn't hurt either. If you are in a /v/ club, WAGMI
>>719668108Enjoy your Finals A winner rewards, you deserve them.
>>719668108>Was trying to build a lineage to try and get something like this>Not even a grandparentAt this point I should breed my aces with scraps and pray I don't get paired with you
>>719668340Too bad it's all going to kagurabachi!
>>719658012My cousin had this game, and I thought it was fun
>Finally proc Long S for the first time out of like 10 attempts>On track to potentially hit max Stamina too>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Hydrate.aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719668113Self posting and similar typing habits to my normie/animal social media. Almost anything to do with horses is dominated by girls, and lesser extent any given animal.
>>719668448Have you been using the friend searcher anon? It cut my grinding time in half.
>>719668421Yeah I'm kinda jelly of you guys ngl, specially because I wasn't around when you were recruiting mates. It's all so quick it seems
I wonder what happened to the opera cuck who used to spam when the first few threads were made. I'm almost convinced that he quit
>>719668421All the clubs went high in fans with the advent of CM Taurus. Either that or trainers quit.
So I don't get it. Usa Musume is pretty old at this point. Why are zoomers suddenly interested in it?
>>719668565Yeah, but I still needed the other side and breeding a Creek grandpa just didn't give me what I needed. And atp I'm running out of time
>>719668540
>>719668605Don't be jealous, all of the /v/ clubs have potential. Do your best for your club and use your GUTS and teamwork to climb to the top kid
>>719668778KEK
>>719668565the friend searcher doesn't give me more than 3 borrows per daydid 4 today (1 before reset) and i didn't get a single 2* long
>>719668781He says while posting the biggest jobber of all time
>>719668704Cattle is attracted by the latest popular thing shilled by ads
how the fuck do you read the umalator I'm too much of a brainlet to understand
>there's five or six /v/ clubs with 30 people each and still enough anons leftover that people try to snap up any possible openings>the janny still thinks he can contain uma threads
>>719666798It's a shame, really. I did some research with the Umalator and not even the best Seiun Sky could avoid running out of gas without an unrealistic amount of recovery skills on top of having 1200 stamina
>>719668856ENOUGH OUT OF YOU KIDYOU JUST NEED MORE GUTS
>>719668704No one speaks japanese
What rank is /v/ma now?
>>719661860Explain why this wouldn't work
>>719668704Because it got a worldwide release a month ago
>>719668813For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Bad RNG now means you'll pull your waifu with a single ticket. Shiraoki-sama will bless you soon. I see it!
>>719668921Having 120-150 anons posting around the clock is insane. And I'm not even counting all the socially awkward anons who are too shy to join a club.
>>719669005Rank is fluctuating all over the place, right now it's 420
>>719669006Not a single person is saying it wouldn't work.
>>719669006It just wouldn't work
>>719664590I NEED TO GET HOME AND ACCEPT MY INVITE FUCK FUCK IT'S GOING TO DISAPPEAR
>>719669237Toreina-san...mind if I have a chat with you for a moment?
>>719669005Very high rank
>>719669306S or bust
>>719669258>not having uma on your phone/v/ro...
>>719669101>>719669306Jesus Christ how can other clubs even compete lmao
>>719669005If you have to ask, it’s 420
>>719669371I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FUCK YOU
do you guys play all day? holy shit
>>719668781Ippopilled
>>719669406Ora ora! I hope these /v/mapyoi and der/v/ get stronger real soon! Im already getting excited thinking about how fast their umas are. C'mon Urara, let's get back to training!
>>719669371I'm surprised by how well it runs on mobile. It runs better than Limbus Company for some fucking reason. I even managed to finish 4 careers while taking care of someone at a hospital
>>719667937Bakushin shin!
We need more outfit swaps in this game
>>719669507Mobile version unironically runs better than the shitty steam port, and I have an overpowered PC. Looking forward to when they finally give us the 4K version with better framerate and all that because the beta shit is weak right now. No reason to even play on Steam at the moment
>>719669554BA-KU-SHIIIIIN
lesbian epstein
>>719669707IWTCIRD
>>719669607Vodka padding her bra now?
>>719669707Yes. Now go back.
>>719669617>runs better than the shitty steam portI’ve been using an FPS unlocker since release month, and its performance is unmatched.
>719669707
>>719666993This has to be photoshopped but I'm not sure.
>>719669485I don't. I do my 3 careers a day and once in a while post here. I'm glad my leader is chill.
>>719669740holy shit that made me jump
Post more funny horse webms
>>719669740AAAAAAAAA SCARY STOP IT
>>719669740AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719669707go back to the dungeon
where the FUCK is this nigga and when is he going to purge the inactives
Races?Take a break from CM grind with some races?
>719669707We own this board PEASANT.
>>719664001Which Uma would do this?
>>719669835
>>719669740
>>719669912Sounds like you have some biff with him
Okay, /v/mapyoi is full again. In case any anons got left out you can quote this post with your ID and I'll try making space for you
>>719668704>Usa MusumeWhat would a bunny girl game even be about...
>>719669820It is, her head is a lot smaller than usual
>>719669942Feno don't look.
>>719670000lobcorp but it's a brothel instead witnessed
>>719669835more sad than funny
>>719669984>tfw Opera's club goes from Rank D to B+
>>719664996flustered umas!
>>719669912Leader crash out! Leader crash out
Raisu's song makes me want to shoot myself
Raisu's song makes me want to love myself
Anyone have the gif where IRL Orfevre almost mercs a Japanese soi boi?
>>719669935
>>719670230Need a similar edit
>>719670119I have faith we will reach A and beyond under my danchou.
>>719670181what the FUCK is her problem?
>>719670271
Umapyoi with trainees!Lovey dovey sloppy sweaty umapyoi!
>>719670381Rice would NEVER say that
>>719670372
>>719670230Silly natie, that move is unsafe on block.
>>719669707I do think ponychads need to be freed. The series is close to irrelevant these days. Wouldn't hurt anyone.
Late surgers are fucked in Gemini CM right? Was trying to get her to be end closer but RNG chose late instead
>>719658614cute Oleander>>719668315cheesy
>>719669258FUCK IT'S GONE, I'M FUCKING HOMELESSPLEASE SOME /v/ CLUB TAKE ME IN. DER/V/ SEND ANOTHER ONE, OR PLEASE ANYONE ELSE949114261681
>>719670503Late Surger is one, not gonna need that much stamina, but yeah has a worse chance than Pace or End generally speaking. They can crank out some lucky wins though but more so with late surger tailored abilities. I'd say run this one as an end or pace. Remember the S in style proficiency is just a wit boost, and you don't even really need a wit boost. So just go with whatever
>>719670554Relax anon, you have time until the 14th of this month to join a club and be able to get the end of month rewards
How do people get 1000+ in multiple stats? Do they just never race and only train?
>>719670503Maya is smart and can run in any position. Just go end or pace.
>>719670668they whale for MLB in the best cards
>>719670668Good sparks on the parents is a free 400-600 stats.
>>719670668you just pray that you get triple rainbows or multiple double rainbows
>>719670650BUT I COULDN'T JOIN THE /v/ CLUB THAT INVITED ME BECAUSE I WAS ON COOLDOWN AND NOW I WAS TOO SLOW
>>719670668higher level cards, playing the uma aptitudes, 9* parents and getting lucky with rainbowsjust focus on triple crown races to get the most fans/skills
>>719670668Getting 1000 in power and speed is pretty easy for me at least. Any other combo is hard as fuck for me, especially since my stamina choices are lacking.
>>719658012Well, I could but it's one of those games which I cannot discuss in here
>>719662679>One leg means it was taking aim.The more you know
>>719670709Nope, you can get there with SR cards. I've only got a 2LB kitasan and 1000 in multiple stats is totally doable. Anons just too lazy to breed or training inoptimally. Of course you gotta get lucky with rainbows to really stat max, sometimes take a few chances.
>>719670554>>719670742I'M IN THANKS LADS I'LL DO MY VERY BEST
>>719670601Do horses stink when they get wet
>>719670000actual bunny girls or the playboy bunny suit? i'm a sucker for both anyway
>>719670668It's a mix of knowledge in how to create parents and good support cards. If you post your support cards we can help you.
>>719670795prove it
>>719670821Probably.
>>719670876>[Deja Vu plays in the background]
>>719669793what if you get banned?
>>719670835Okay, here's a SHITTY special week I made from last CM, no long S or anything but I hardly even knew what I was doing, nor was I doing breeding for this either. I have a few MLB SR cards, I have 0 LB tosho, and a 2LB kitasan. Does that look like a whale deck to you? Mind you, this is just the easiest example I have on hand. We got B finals 2nd place with this, but it was something I threw together the day before the CM. >b-but how do you get MLB sr cards whaaaaaleI rolled 200 on Kita and I rolled 100ish on Super Creek. I did not get Super Creek, but I did get a lot of SR cards.
>>719670821No, at least not more than usual. They sweat so they so if they get worked up, it washes off naturally.
Are the winning ticket and grass wonder guts cards worth holding on to?
>Brick Groove>Mayano Top Brick>Narita Brickian>Smart Brick>Narita Brickshin>Brick Chan>Tokai Bricko>Mejiro McBrick>Bricka Hayahide>Mihono Brickbon>TM Brick O>Special Brick>Silence Brickzuka>Brickuzensky>Oguri Brick>Taiki Brick>Brickoli Rudolf>Brick Shower>Gold Brick>Bricka>Daiwa Brick>Brick Wonder>El Brick Pasa>Super Brick>Mejiro Brickyan>Bricking Ticket>Sakura Brickshin>Haru Brickara>Matikanebrickitaru>Brick Nature>King Brick
>>719670230
>>719671012>4/6 MLBkek
>>719670970I forgot to disable it back when they said people were using "software that goes against the TOS". I'm still kicking, they only go for chink/gook farmbots.
Preparing for this CM has been grueling, I have done like 3 times the runs compared to Taurus and don't have something decent yet. It doesn't help that Long S just refuses to proc at all.
>>719670230>>719671046
>>719671050>didnt even read the post3 MLB SR cards (easily got from just rolling for support cards), and a BORROWED MLB super creek you fucking tard.300+ rolls on support cards, I already explained. I didnt whale. If I whaled, I'd have an MLB kitasan nigger. Even then that's not whale territory. I dont even have a fucking super creek!
>>719661492>>719669707lmao
>>719669921
>>719670876>Image of fearsome mongol warriors shooting their bows from horseback at full gallop past a hapless enemy>In reality they rode on pony-back and to save energy they probably just ambled along just fast enough to stay away from infantry running at them
>>719671107So 3+1 = 4. The more you know.
>>719670461>Horses have cute and soft smoochable snoofas.
>>719671078I actually like it, it made me realize that this is isn't that important. I was kinda try harding way too much in Taurus, but now I'm just taking it slower.
>>719671183You're an idiot.
>>719671210
>>719670876It's funny how in the horse world, no one gives a shit about what the Mongols do with their horses. Mongolia has more horses than people. Maybe they're not refined but they LOVE riding horses.
>>719671279i want to keep poking it
>getting a bunch of friendship points>a few supports already orange>well-rested twice>Gourmand lvl 3 hint>"this looks like a good run, i only need like 1000 fans from this race"well then
Can someone post that picture of Doto's head taking up the entire picture?
>>719669942
>>719665115Jesus Christ
>>719671279>That's the stuff. Yeah!
>>719671321>he got hopeful?>block eet
>>719671229I accept your concession, whale.
what is the gameplay in this game
>>719671012All my pulls went for power and wit cards, even your setup is like a dream for me
>>719671078For real this one has been tough, they should've pushed it a few week back. Long S is the only thing that really annoys me, I've gotten a lot better as a trainer and I can consistently get excellent runs, but if I don't proc long S the run is so much weaker. At least I got a lot of very usable runs just not the perfect one yet.
>>719671393Anyone can get MLB SR cards anon. Just roll for more support cards. I have a 2LB Kitasan. If I was a whale I would have kept rolling till I had MLB. If I was a whale, I'd have super creek right now. I have neither, but I did get some SR cards in the process. Roll more support cards if you need more, or save up for the next Kitasan banner.
>>719671181This is the horse that almost conquered the known world.
>>719671046lmao
>>719671481your concession was sufficient lewis.
>/v/ma finds a guy with 100M>Immediately /v/ma is making it to S rankLmao, we need to work harder mates, we are not catching them any time soon
>>719671279
>>719671413something like a roguelite monster rancher
>>719671413Football manager + dating sim.
I just realized now how Rudolf doesn't use that floating board at stamina training.
>>719670478She has meter...
>>719671413Do you like numbers?
>>719671531He said he wanted proof, I give him proof and this is the treatment I get? No respect, I tell ya.
>>719671564>>719671556I don't know what that means
>>719671481we all know it's easily f2p, it's just one troll
>>719671553love the spiral eyes
>>719671295Are mongolian ponies good at endurance? Maybe with all that huge space on the steppe they could do long distance races like an Iditarod for horses
>>719670835If I had gotten a little luckier with speed training or bit the 1 Rainbows I could've done it, this is a character with 0% Speed/Stamina growth by the wayYes these are my best cards besides swapping Mayano for Mcqueen or using 0LB Suzuka for the specialty priority instead of Flower, yes I spent 200 rolls and got 1 Kitasan + pity Kitasan + this.
>>719671623your proof was you showing that you whale lol
>>719670357Feels great to have passionate Centurial members
>>719671636>it's just one trollEven if he is, there are some people that really feel like they're bricked and feel like XYZ stats are impossible when really they're not.
Reminder a smart trainer with MLB SRs can beat the average braindead paypig.
>>719671708sorry anon, if you use anything above R cards you are a disgusting whale...
Horsie...
>>719671717>2LB Kitasan>NOT EVEN a 0LB super creek>>>whale
>>719671815your concession was sufficient
>>719666913>>719667035Der/v/ just filled!
>>719671682I think Arabs beat them and are better for non-asians, and both breeds are tough-as-nails. No one outside of Asia has bothered having Mongolian ponies because they're too small. Mongolian ponies are also used for milk but don't tell anons that.
>>719671778To be fair the reroll advantage is very real...
>>719671078My experience has been grueling because I haven't gotten a single good parent yet and I'll have to start raising aces soon, but for now I'm mainly worrying about future-proofing with good parents rather than if my aces end up greatI already won the last one, don't really care if I don't get it this time, I know I'll at least make A finals since last time it was pretty easy to do so.
>>719671748yeah I have many SS+/SS+ umas from MLB SRs and a borrowed KitaIt's like people only rolled for horses
>>719671892>/v/ma filled>/v/mapyoi filled>der/v/ filled>oy neigh 28/30 (may be full now)>/v/ooners - unknownThings looking pretty full up for /v/ clubs right now, good luck this month everyone
>>719671925I rerolled until I got 2 Kitas, not sure why anons were saying to reroll for Fine Motion.
Why the fuck do people keep saying to run 4 speed 2 stam even when its a long race? 20% training bonus isnt enough to cut it and im not so sure a bunch of stam sparks on top of it will clear. Not that i can do that because i only have a 3* stam 5* pow native parent to go with a guest
>>719668108>Inb4 full MLB SSR deck.
>>719672053Because MLB super creek and an MLB cafe/mayano can get you pretty close there, especially if you have stamina sparks and a lot of trainees (like golshi) also have 10-20% stamina gain, so yes it's definitely achievable with only 2. If you go 3-3 that means less speed, so 4-2 is preferable.
>>719671078It's been real ass for me because straightaway spurt is needed and one of the best skills for the cup, and the only way to get it through a spark or from Amazon.I can't get a parent, let alone a grandparent, that has 3* stam AND spurt AND long sparks, I'm lucky if I just get one of those 3. I gave up on grinding that far up a family chain but god it feels so scuffed.
>>719671910Doki doki doki doki doki?
>>719662457That's a moose.
>>719672053Most of the good long runners have huge Stamina bonuses.
>>719672159Winning Ticket's tickets...
>>719672051why is she meta again? it feels like nobody has her in their deck despite the tier lists ranking her alongside kitasan and super creek
>>719670876She's got a pretty smile.
>>719672224i think she becomes meta in like 2 years time
>>719672206
>>719671121>brony image got deleted>special week KILLING janny was left upuhhh based janny?
>>719672053I have done a lot of runs with 3/3 and 4/2 and find 4/2 more consistent. You need the good RNG either way. I don't have MLB Kita and need to borrow MLB Stam so 4 speed is more necessary for me. Creek/Cafe or Creek/McQueen is getting it done for me. I'm only looking at speed if it's 2+ rainbow, otherwise it's stam
>>719672053Golshi has +20% Stamina and with full stamina parents you can easily get 1000+ on a good run. Not every run but good runs will do it. Kita is my only good SSR not even MLB btw before you call me a whale, I just rerolled hard when she released, also I only pulled for support cards and use the free tickets each month to pull for characters, everything else always go into support cards.
>>719672224People were memed into thinking that 4 speed 2 stamina wouldn't be the meta and that practice perfect makes a huge difference
>>719672269BOOOOOOOOOBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>719672224It's because of a near guaranteed practice perfect. However deck space is so tight for these cups you can't afford sacrificing speed or stam for a wit.
>>719672048/v/ma has already secured S rank just by signing 1 guy. They can't keep getting away with it
Mejiro McQueen is the only fucking Uma I know that can somehow go 15th in Hopeful Stakes with double 400s running front runner.What a worthless fourth rate uma
>>719671892we'll probably have some new open slots this week anyway, especially if there's demand
>>719672371Is that a tinge of jealousy I sense?
>>719672107Not even kita.
The time has come
>already near bump limit*siiiiiiiip*Ahhhh! Another succesful thread. You guys have a damn good one.
>>719672159>>719672269>>719672361I wish she wasn't such a crybaby, she'd be a much better titcow tomboy than Ryan. She has a bigger bust too
>have a mlb kita, +3 tosho/top gun, and a +2 biko and creek>Can't get a maxed out stam and a 4 digit spd statAm I just shit at the game?
>>719658012why does this horse look so demonic and evil? i feel uncomfortable
>>719672464THIS is how NEETs keep winning against whales. Take notes copers. If you think you le need SSR cards to do good, you are playing the game wrong
>>719672459Not a tinge, It's a full waterfall of envy
>>719672159>tomboyish design but make her fucking stackedI finally get it
>>719672587I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even manage to get an MLB SR stamina card. My luck was that shit.
>>719672565Post support cards, you probably aren't running the best build.
>>719672464very nice>in b4 muh guest legacy
>>719672381Run her Pace Chaser then. She always wins it for me.
>>719672537It's okay she's a crybaby. She's actually in good spirits most of the time and only cries for a second or two before perking up. I like Tickezo>>719672565Do you have any stamina sparks? Remember, that's like an extra 400+ stamina if you go all in on stam sparks. This is why breeding is important folks...
>>719672565nope, just unluckygetting double/triple rainbow trainings during summer camp is the key
I got called a whale for having MLB Special Week SSR so yeah
>>719672638Envy is for women. Rise up and face us and become our equals! We are getting bored of winning.
i thought it was a horse thread but it's all just anime girls
>>719663406I love this retarded horse
>another day where I waste my 3 borrows trying to train a perfect parent and ALL of them end up with a 1* wit spark along with a fuckton of white sparksI'm so fucking tired of this
>>719672745Okay but check this...the anime girls are actually real horses.
>>719672658>in b4 muh guest legacyWho the fuck even complains about that? whales?
>>719672745But it *is* a horse thread though?
>>719662724The small hentai protagonist
>>719672640Same. My strongest stam cards are the club point freebies, then 1LB Cafe and Maya, then just Rs. I won't have enough points to upgrade the McQueen either.
>>719672774https://youtu.be/jaXiqeD0xjM?si=v2tcqv_XgZs1SmoI
>>719672680Not 2x +9 but not nothing either. My breeding has been scuffed and I have a plan to make generic +9s with turf stats and generically good sparks but jesus christ that sounds like a full time job
>>719672813shitters
>>719672729We can't all sign 100M playas like it's nothing, you are the Man City of this lot
A tip to all torenas. You really dont need more than 400 wit. Don't neglect resting and fall for the witmaxxing meme
>>719672640>>719672853The solution? Roll more stamina cards. Stop rolling trainees. If you feel you need more MLB SR cards...roll more cards. Or save up to roll more cards on the Kitasan reroll, which I think is in a couple months. Otherwise, you make do with what you got and get creative. I'd recommend breeding in sparks to give you those big stat boosts you want. Blue sparks, URA finale sparks, G1 sparks and ABLITIES give you the edge you know, so spark those too you.
>>719669707You don't realize how mighty we were, we can never leave, our prison is a monument to our zenith
>>719672909nah, if anything /v/ma is real madrid>every player wants to be there>can afford huge signings >highly prestigious>one of the oldest>highest rated ittI wonder what the other clubs would be though
>>719672946trvke
>>719672909And how do you think we got here? By WINNING. We put in the WORK. pic related, my club beating the tar out of excuse makers
>>719672948I rolled cards, I barely even have trainees. I got a lot of power, a lot of guts, a lot of wit, some speed and jack shit stamina.
the rival club jannies are fighting now
>>719663390>https://files.catbox.moe/de9jyc.mp4If i werent i human i wish i were a horse
>>719672998Don't really wanna associate yourselves with cheaters la'
all the clubs look to be doing well anyway
Reminder Horse Girls have to take huge horse shits.
>>719664001Horse vids are cute but sometime im scared they will sucker kick a guy
>>719666697>neglect resting and use wit training to recover instead>end up with nonsensical wit spark at the end despite speed being 1200>neglect wit and rest instead>end up getting night owl 4+ times in a single run and wit is also subpar so sometimes skills don't activatethere's literally no winning
Does your club like best girl?
>Three. Mil. Fans. A Day. from my careers this club sees
>>719673157I thought my club was gonna implode but literally no one left and we did pretty decent. Thank you /v/ros
>>719673157There are a lot of Taurus Champions on /v/ I'm very proud of ourselves lads. I counted like 7 just on der/v/
MAMBOThat is all
>>719673340whale clubs are burning out, crashing out, and collapsingmeanwhile NEET clubs are thriving. WAGMI /v/ros
>>719673271meant to reply to >>719672946 actually but works both ways since my sparks similarly made me seethe despite being undefeated
>>719673406I wish she'd be scoutable sooner, she's such a cutie
Danchou... let me handle him... garbage like that is beneath you...
>>719673406should I rewatch her event story? I dont remember a damn thing from it
Happy meek love
gone forgottenabandonedgoodwhere did she go?
>I'M PUTTING THE WORD OUT>60 MILLION FANS FOR AN OPEN SLOT>90 MILLION SO I CAN MAKE HIM AN OFFICER FIRST
>>719673651NPC-tier uma
>>719673631yespeople were too hyperfocused on kitasan black to realize her greatness
>>719673574Good thing is, her banner also contains Tittysan Black. I'm counting on getting both at once
>>719673687>It's simple...we kill the whaleman.
This thread has been claimed by the centurial o/v/erlord, another step in the century of conquest
>>719673408>NEET clubsBut I'm a wagie...
>boot up the game>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>719673780yeah, I'm actually happy about that. I'm more interested in mambo and she's a 2* so getting her should be fairly easy in comparison
>>719673340I'm in a laid-back club where nobody ever talks, but there's regular shoe exchange of any type, but I couldn't gauge if it was doing fine or not. It was ranked D last month so I was mildly concerned it was dead in the water, but woth the mew month it got a B+ rating, which is niceWe're all gonna make it I would join the /v/ros but I feel bad ditching them
>>719673883If you are in my club, you are my friend. If you are not, you are the enemy whale-kun. I hope you understand
>>719673909Stick with whatever club you feel is right. I reluctantly left my collapsing shitter club to join one of the /v/ clubs, but even I was reluctant to leave. But on month change we lost all the progress we made after our biggest guys left. Not enough people trading shoes, leader wasnt pruning people were inactive for weeks...it was bad. So long as your club is healthy and you're getting your club points, stick with your guys
>>719673904I want Mambo (she cute) and all the girls that can give me sweaty post-race paizuris
>>719658012Uma musume tranny general thread
>>719673904More 1* and 2* umas sounds kino. As one anon pointed out in a previous thread, it's rewarding when you finally level them up to 3*. Just got pic related today
>bump limit>page 10Do the needful
>719674095Crying again because your /pol/bait Twitter screencap thread is less active than ours?
>>719674150Tachyon was the first one I upgraded and I spent way more statues than I should've, but it was worth it. Her unique outfit is too good
>>719674182He's never getting over this>>719661667
probably a celeb or other nothing nobody spammer. How embarrassing.
>>719674150I had to wait for so long to be able to 3* MayanoWhile I don't like her sig ability animation, her outfit is simply too Umazing
I HATE THE DHK I HATE THE DHK I HATE THE DHK I HATE THE DHK
>>719674517Sex?
>>719674625Never had it. What of it?
>>719674625We call that "umapyoi" around these parts
>charming and practice perfect before hopeful stakesyup its a god run
>>719674625sex
>Everyone hyping up the manga>It's goodI like it. It's not generational, but very pleasant.
>>719675048That's how you jinx a run
>>719675048I cast "get boxed for 3 races in a row"
>>719675048Time to fail every 9% chance
>>719675048I had that and I still managed to bottle it
>>719675048>slacker>migraine>slow metabolism