How is your Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar coming along anon?who are you marrying?
>you can catch bugs by just walking up to them slowlyWTF, I thought I would unlock a net to get them or something.
june
Summer 25 here, just hit Rank 5 and now working to the 1 million gold Rank 6. I have a huge bazaar the first week of Fall coming up because a shitload of pickles and necklaces I made finished up. Easily make 200-25k I would guess.
I just got a cherry seed but it says it'll take 16 days to grow and that falls outside of spring. Should I plant it? Will it die before it bears fruit?
>>719666958Going great. Loving the game so much. It's such a pleasant surprise after PoOT.
>>719668150It won't die, but it also won't bear any fruitI've heard you can chop uproot trees to move them, and put them in storage until next year once they're out of season
supposedly you get a power berry for filling an entire plot with the same seeds
>>719668583interdasting, I'll try it this upcoming season because I was going to bulk cook cauliflower anyways
>nadine wants 30 bottled peanuts for her first affinity questgreedy fucking bitch
>>719668848At least it's cheap and literally grows on treesThat fucking whore Clara wanted ten goddamn pickled vegetables
>>719668848that's what I was saying>UM hey farmer, can you just just like....um.... give me 15k for FREE?
>>719668951expensive
>>719666958If I can't get the ds cute jp experience I don'tt want it
>>719666958Still playing this game. Just stopped the Demon’s Breath and about to enter the last chapter.Kinda disappointed at how short the story is, especially since it’s only mid-summer
the music is really good in this game
Motherfucker
>>719671325the 99 iron is the real kicker since you're constantly using it to upgrade tools
pro tip get the shrine girls relationship levels up so she can read your fortune and give good buffs like stamina saver level 3 for 30 minutes
is there any way to stop the game from pausing when its not focused
>>719667325How do I catch butterflies?
gonna start it tonight, better be good or I'm throwing a hurricane at your farms.
Man, MC was really cursed with the manlet genes
>>719671985Slowly walk up to it, and then jump and hit the collect button
I haven't played any SoS games, is this more like Stardew or more like Friends of Mineral Town?
>>719672290There will be no crops raping in this farmland, Aquaticus.
>>719668583>have trees in my two separate plotsFUG :DDDD
>>719672069At least the new Portia/Sandrock game is finally freeing us from having the MC mogged by every male NPC
>>719672069can't race hors if u big
Is it worth not fertilizing to feed weeds to the sprite because I'm being worn thin trying to do both
>>719673487Some quests want high rank veggies, so you'll need to do at least some fertilizing
>>719673487I got to 7 star before using any fertilizer
>the hurricans in this game are in fact real crop rapersWell damn
>>719672069>Hulk hogan and the designated fujopicks are tallerNo shit
>>719672069almost every marriage candidate looks 10-15+ years older than the MC
>>719671325oh, man
>>719673487yeah dont bother, weed is too essential to leveling foraging materials which is the vast majority of the games items
>tfw even the twink teacher is a giant
>>719669914Is it good if you know nothing about Doraemon? It looks 10x as soulful as any of the other SoS games, and I've always though about giving it a try.
>>719668583Thanks for saying that. I like variety so I don't know if I'd ever have just one thing planted. Probably would've missed out on that.
>>719675204yikes, the protag looks literally 5 years old
they cheaped out by making the male character as short as the female one, likely they wanted outfits to be interchangeable. shame.
>>719675690It really depends on what you're looking for.The art is nice.The characters are okay; sometimes the writing feels childish.There's no marriage.Doraemon's gadgets are a good addition to the series.Crops are somewhat nerfed, since you only water them once, and fishing becomes a bigger source of income.The game feels slow to progress. By the time I reached the goddess,who is an Aqua clone, by the way,I already had all the gold tools.The story ends too quickly for me, but there's a postgame.Some locations and very good items are locked behind high-affinity relationships but it's very easy to build friendshipThe game constantly goes on sale, so you can try it if you want.
I hate this. Please give my inventory a break.
>>719678394>sometimes the writing feels childish.Doraemon is LITERALLY a child's show nigga what were you expecting
>>719675204If they still had romance rivals, Sylvia would have made him hers.
>>719675204jules YOU CANT MARRY HIM
>>719678697I don't consider that bad, most of the time the dialogue is Giant and Suneo roasting on Nobita
>>719678649>mfw weeds are a foraging bonus item this week and I've been leveling up forageables faster than my storage can keep upaieee
>>719678649>rush to 5 star quality to stop this shit from happening>it goes past 5 starskek
>>719672879just cut them
Huh, I grew up playing Harvest Moon and Story of Seasons but this flew completely under my radar.
Silver doesn't exist in this game and you cannot convince me that it does. If I get another copper drop from a silver ore I'm going to wish I could just burn the entire town down
>>719671985If you run at them and jump at the right height you can just collect them on the way down as they're trying to escape. For butterflies it's a double jump from behind. Locusts are usually a single jump. Crabs and frogs are ground level so they can vanish quicker, it doesn't work all the time to run behind them, I usually slow down for those and cicadas/beetles so far.
>>719678649I just donate some of it. Space is too precious.
is grass seed still OP in the game? pretty sure they would fix this kind of exploit, but it's marvelous we are talking about...
Does the game end after year 4 or is there infinite time?
>>719682597They actually did a good job with this one.
I really enjoy the more domestic cutscenes. Isaac and his family are very cute.
I like her more than Maple, Sophie, and Freya.
>>719684134Should be infinite
Game needs a save anywhere mod, I don't want to visit the farm 2-3 times per day just because there's a chance the game will crash. It just kills all my motivation to keep playing when it happens, and it's usually at night when I'm about to sleep/auto save which means I have to replay the entire day again.
>>719689582works on my machine :^)
there are so many damn town events and NPC scenesI'm trying to make FAT STACKS okayI don't wanna watch your heartwarming scene inside your house
I keep forgetting people's birthdays.
>>719693085I am in Fall now but I made checking the calendar daily a thing
Finally, you little cocksucker. He stopped taking weeds as a bonus item all month long so it was a real slog
>>719693085I barely have time to do all my chores, and those villager fucks think I have anything left to remember their birthdays
I just want to convert all these fucking tea I grew, you fat bastard, stop prolonging things
>>719696681Time to cheese it by making six batches of 1 fertilizer every 20 minutes
How is this compared to the recent fantasy life i? I kinda want some cozy farming autism in my life, but that shit was very boring
>>719697082GB's pretty hectic if you're the kind of person who likes to maximize how much you can achieve in each day
>>719697082I loved FLi and I love this game so it's hard to say. If you liked any other HM at all I think you'll enjoy this.I know some Redditors seethe like hell when the game doesn't give you 5 hours IRL of time to do stuff, but I think the rush and the days being hectics is what makes the gameplay satisfying and addictive.Games without any resistance can be quite boring and it's not like there's a penalty for taking more days to do shit in this game.
>you can just uproot the whole ass fruit tree and keep it in storagelmao what
>>719698109when I get near the end of a season and I don't have time, I plop the trees back in I got trees ready for winter now just doing that
>>719698109It's one way to finally solve the problem with unproductive fruit trees taking up space you could have used for other crops
Sherene....unromancable....
AAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING SILVER ORE ALREADY
Seems like you can cook with a bunch of garbage one star ingredients but if your single herb is maxed out from the foraging bonus it turns into a 7 star meal. It doesn't take the average price of all the ingredients used either, I was saving a huge stack of these walnut oils but it doesn't matter in cooking, it's identical to the herb oil. Now I have to be more selective with my herb/gold butter and save them for when I need to boost a low star meal.
>>719700097Nevermind, it does take the average but it's just very generous so you only need about two 7 star ingredients out of 5 to max it.
>>719666958Actually, it's first harvest moon/story of seasons game i didn't boughtI love them, but this one is kinda from the period I really disliked.If they keep remaking them, I guess waiting for a new beginning is the only thing I can do
get fucked Felipe you fucking cunt
>>719700382The fact that the original game was so mid is the perfect reason to remake it into something actually good desuThough by that logic ANB and its bullshit with getting special animal byproducts, reverse confessions or breakups etc. were giant piles of horse shit
Is there an actual reason to befriend the normal npcs or is it like Azuma where only the romance options have content?
>>719703232Recipes for one, and free birthday gifts, the occasional cutscenes between them that show up could be based on friendship levels tooThe key reason though is that certain ROs need you to have high friendship with their family members too before you can marry them, like befriending June's dad, or Derek's bro
>>719703232There's definitely villager events this time
>have a history of disliking remakes compared to the original>preferred BTN over FoMT despite playing the latter first>didn't spend much time in the AWL remake compared to the countless hours I poured into the original releaseNever played the original Grand Bazaar, but so far it's the most well received SoS/Harvest Moon since Trio of Towns. Sounds like whatever issues people had with the original game they've been addressed and improved upon so I'm kind of looking forward to when I'll eventually play it. In the meantime I may go back to the original and see what it's like.
>babies inherit your skin colorWell that avoids situations like Matsuri and Subaru's brown asses having snow white kids
>>719703919The biggest problem with the original was that they stretched the fuck out of the game. Like you didn't get the first windmill until the end of spring, the second at the end of summer, and the third at the end of fall. You couldn't upgrade tools at all until you got the second windmill since the first one was for fermenting. You also had to buy the sickle, hammer, and axe from the bazaar.You didn't meet Kagetsu until the start of the second year and you needed to give her 150 gifts if you wanted to marry her.
>>719704493I mean in Matsuri's case it's likely just a tan. If she's supposed to be some level of okinawan representation they're maybe slightly darker but then get even darker because of tans since they're generally stuck under a hot sun most of the time
>>719705462I mean for the kagetsu thing isn't she essentially the harvest goddess replacement so being annoying as fuck to marry should be normal
Stylish glossy jacket > Ninja outfit > everything else
changing the wine festival to the "juice" festival was probably done by some faggot muslim on the dev team
>>719693085I forgot about birthdays in general. I need to start checking the calendar every day.
>>719705880I see the game is rated ESRB E/PEGI 3 so it's likely they wanted the lowest rating and thus had to scrub alcohol references.
Wow, pets actually serve a real purpose in this game other than winning contests (or chasing off wild dogs like in FOMT). First day on the job the dude herded my cow and sheep back in I was so confused why only the chickens were outside
>>719706220They say as much on the tutorials yeah, dogs herd large animals whereas cats herd chickens
FEELING DAAAAAANDY-LION?
>>719704493Why are you black?
Why did my cow suddenly stop dropping two milk...
>>719708761It seems to be random for me. Sometimes it gives me 3, 2 or 1 milk.
I plan on marrying Diana, but to be fair the game isn't clicking for me. Maybe its because I recently finished Azuma.
Did anyone else trash the free dog they give you and replace it with a better looking one or am I the only one who's going to do it? I didn't look up shit for this game so if I had known it'd be like this I'd have picked a cat to start with and get the dog later...
>>719706972their voices are so grating
>>719711106I went for a cat starting off, and I reset shortly after picking my pet as I wasn't really feeling its colorI wanted to wait before getting my preferred breed of dog, but ended up settling for one that I liked second best as herding cows/sheeps is a pain in the ass
>>719666958Is this better than the DS version? I remember not liking that one.
>practically everyone is calling me a retard for going out during a hurricaneIt's the little things>>719712031Vastly better yeah, it has much more content and polish plus removing most of the retarded timegates
>>719712031it's pretty much an entirely new game
>>719706220They're a life saver dealing with the livestock. It's such a relief when you don't have to get the animals out and back in later.
didn't this get censored or something?
Feeling heavy restartitis near the end of Summer but storage management is way too much of a slog to go through with it
>>719715875YesAlso has gay marriagesYour point is?
>>719703232people give you stuff, like the guy who is getting Architect'd by his wife gives you a blue orb for the windmills
>>719698109I'm glad for that
>>719716919I wonder why she wants him to keep getting fatter. He's already a big guy. He's not going anywhere.
I lost the cooking competition hardand the desert one the next daybrehs...
>>719718837>He's already a big guy. He's not going anywhere.That kind of attitude is how you lose your hubby to thieving cats, anon
>>719716919
>>719718897Thats rough buddy
>>719719334gotta make sure he's so big he can't even walk over to them
>>719718837Bro is winning at life. Wife loves and feeds him. He's got 2 cute twin daughters. He just does some maintenance on the windmills from time to time.
>>719718837women actually want their bfs and husbands to get fatter so they face potentially less competition and cheatingThis behavior is noticeable as early as College
>>719711106I got a cute, little white dog. I like him well enough to keep him. Even if I didn't, I didn't want to deal with getting the cows out and back in. You probably already know this but there's a stall at the bazaar to rehome animals.
>>719678892i hope the animal parade remake brings back romance rivals
>need stupid amounts of wood and hard wood for my tools and quests like the recycler prick>shit takes over a day to process just 10 pieces>Unable to process anything else while it's in the windmillI hate this
>>719725716>have to plan, work for, and prioritize thingsas these games should be
>>719725716I don't mind that so much. I just wish whatever you need would get taken straight out of the storage if you have one of the sprite boxes in the windmill.
>>719728223I wonder if it's an upgrade. There are teleporters, more upgrades to the boxes after the teleport back home one that I don't know what they are, etc later on
>>719729194That would be great. I hope so.
>>719729194>50k happiness for a fucking home teleportThese sprites are fucking gouging me
>>719731803don't be like me and spend 60k on price up tables because I forgot there was a vendor who sells them for gold.I want to die
>>719666958Can you merry the other protagonist?
>>719733116No dating the other protagonist in this game, homoYou go for one of the bachelors/bachelorettes or bust
>>719734019>or bustImpossible, this artstyle makes everyone look pretty flat.
>>719704493They removed pregnancy like they did in POOT, except the pregnancy phase was actually in the original game, fuck this censored slop!>>719712031>Is this better than the DS version?It would’ve been if it hadn’t been censored to hell and back. Wine Festival is now the “Juice Festival,” no more wedding kiss, they even removed pregnancy even if you marry and identify as a regular non-tranny straight.
>>719734616Take your meds
will this scratch the recettear itch?
>>719734707Are you denying the game has been censored now anon? I’m not lying, get to the baby part in your marriage and you’ll see what I mean. The original game had pregnancy.
>>719734824Seeing BEEEEEEEEG profits during Bazaar day after a week of prep work is pretty satisfying, but there's no haggling housewives and little kids to spend their money, and there's a lot of non-selling gameplay in between each session
>>719704493that's a bit lame, I prefer it when they mix it up. if I am 1 in the scale and my wife is 3 then the kid should be 2
>>719734616I know you are a shitposter who doesn't actually care but CERO is a lot stricter these days and that's why it's the same in the JP version
this better comes out quick to ps5
>>719737090wait, it's not?
>>719737315nintendo signed them on some tined console exclusive deal for some months, just like it happened with awl
>>719735698You'll have to settle for eugenicsing your livestock
>>719737014>CERO is a lot stricter these days and that's why it's the same in the JP versionSo why not just take the higher rating then? Which little kids are even playing farming games these days? The fanbase is all teens and adults.
>>719738991>intentionally decreasing your potential customer base by going for a higher rating, instead of just replacing every mention of wine into juiceNever go into business
>>719739510>intentionally decreasing your potential customer base by going for a higher ratingThey did it with Rune Factory and that series seems to be doing fine, like I said it’s not like there’s even a significant child audience for this type of genre in the first place. Kids these days are all about Roblox, Minecraft, and Pokémon, they don’t give a shit about farming/cozy/lifesim stuff.
>>719739719this is shit i wonder, maybe japanese kids still have braincells and play these, otherwise who the hell are they doing it for
>>719667472That's an ugly little vampire boy
>>719737090>>719737623>cucks other consoles but still lets the game come out on steam just fineWhat's their endgame?
>>719739830>Japanese kidsAnon, the Japanese birthrate already doesn’t allow for a big enough kid audience.
I made a calculated investment on a fully grown cow. Turn that milk into yogurt which is trending, and then turn that yogurt into strawberry yogurt to sell at the bazaar. Making back my 8,000 gold in 1 week's investment.
>>719738991>should I lose a lot of sales to keep this wine in the game or just change it to juice since it's made with fruit in a kitchen anyways
>>719740116Money from PC release > Money from Nintendo contract >>>>> Money from PS5 releaseAssuming they even got paid for exclusivity in the first place of course
>>719739719there is fighting in the game so it's going to get a B no matter what minimum so there's no need to change it. It's not going to get an A ever because of the fighting. This game got an A just by renaming wine to fruit juice
>>719740430>should I lose a lot of sales to keep this wine in the game or just change it to juice since it's made with fruit in a kitchen anywaysI’m honestly more upset over the loss of pregnancy and wedding kisses rather than alcohol.
fitgirlfags, is the dlc not showing up for anyone else?
>>719740139yeah but jewmemes aside, surely the kids are playing it.
hows the cooking in this game? my gf is a normie but the cooking in this series makes her go full tradwife slave autist.
>>719741301oh just had to check mailbox first ogey
>forgot to get more seeds>they're only on order>place order>next day is Friday and the fucker won't give me my order because he's closedI'm calling ICE on this piece of shitTHREE days with no planting REEEEEEEEEE
>>719741732It's just a matter of "Do you have the recipe and ingredients to be able to cook Y/N?" Though something neat is that you can learn recipes by eating food, so you're actually incentivized to actually eat shit and recover your stamina as opposed to just selling everything or giving it away
>>719742305you could've just bought some quick growing plants like flowers to pass the time while you wait for your order, bro
>>719742150>>719741301Do you KBM or Gamepad, and if you gamepad tell me if you found a fix for some Y prompts showing up as X
>>719742438It's Friday so I can't, forgot he was closed when I placed the order. Tomorrow is the bazaar so I'll pre water but still REEEEEEEEE
>>719740818Even just combat in a game automatically gets it a B rating by CERO? Seriously?
>>719686686>Not liking best girl Freya>Unironically preferring the diversity hire over herHoly shit taste!
>>719737623>>719740796I'm not sure that's even the case, both Story of Seasons and Rune Factory have historically been mostly exclusive to Nintendo systems by default. Maybe Marvelous just thinks they can keep interest in a game up longer if they stagger the console releases rather than doing day-one multiplatform.
>>719744074Freya is a Karen-tier chef bro
>>719744117People also seem to forget Playstation has already effectively killed itself in Japan, so it's not surprising at least some games would skip it
>>719742617Havent had any controller issues so far
>>719666958I'm playing as a girl and im gonna marry Gabriel.
the more I play, the more shit unlocks and the more hectic the days get (vs getting easier) and the more I like the game
>>719745248Either way, all the recent Story of Seasons games and remakes made their way to PS, right? And we know Guardians of Azuma has been rated for PS5, so the idea is probably still to release them all a few months after the original launch. Worth noting that it's not just something Marvelous is doing with all their games. Daemon X Machina Titanic Scion launches in a couple days on both Switch 2 and PS5.
>>719745068>Freya is a Karen-tier chefKaren-tier as in Harvest Moon Karen? (Aka also best girl of her games) or Karen as in the demanding hag meme?
>>719745834not that anonI'd imagine the former, since the hm karen is an infamously awful chef, worse than Forte
>>719745834Karen as in she commits warcrimes on your mouth, HMbro
>>719666958>who are you marrying?you :3
>>719715875I dunno. Never played the original and pirated the remake.
>>719746028That Pierre is so cuteShame his games would require more than a remake to fix since the underlying systems were what were fundamentally annoying (like the tool upgrade system, just fucking kill me now)
>>719745068That's what makes her cuter.
I'm neck to neck between choosing June and Freya desuI really wish this game had a alternate universe dating shtick like Azuma so I can try both without losing my farm progress
So apparently they added in characters reacting to your clothes like in the 3DS games? Neat, does anyone have a list of which clothes/accessories each marriage candidate likes and will comment on? Is it like how it was in Trio of Towns where you’ll get extra love points if you wear their favorite outfits?Shame the FOMT and AWL remakes didn’t add this feature in, even the brand new entry Olive Town neglected to bring this over from the 3DS era, you can definitely tell this remake isn’t a lazy one and Marvelous actually put a lot of effort in.
>>719747518
I might dress in a potato sack IRL but I get to be /fa/ in the game world
>>719747518>>719747604A fellow wool enjoyer?
>>719747518>>719747604>The actual good remakes with lots of effort and improvements put into them like Grand Bazaar and Trails FC get censored>Bad sloppy remakes like FFVIIR remain untouched in the censorship department IT’S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
>by the time I get this game people will have moved on and there'll be nobody to discuss it withThis happened with the new Rune Factory as well, which I also still don't have. Not like I'm in the market to add more time sinks to my list at the moment when I've been playing past games in the meantime.
>>719748146FFVIIR isn't even a remake it's a fucking sequel
>>719748382>FFVIIR isn't even a remake it's a fucking sequelYeah, exactly. Hence why it absolutely sucks as a remake, it was falsely advertised as one.
>>719747141>I really wish this game had a alternate universe dating shtick like Azuma so I can try both without losing my farm progressJust date them both and split the save file into 2 once they’re ready for marriage?
>>719745521Gabriel has weak sperm from his diet paint pigments and will not produce strong offspring
>>719745521He was spotted in the wild.
>I don't ever need to pre charge the meter anymore by selling weeds and fodder because I have enough 300-1000g stuff to charge it up before the Big Money ItemsI run this town
>>719747746your face still looks like a potato though
>>719747846this game was so shit lol
>>719750070we have Hey Arnold heads and are manlets. That's just the hand the game dealt us.
>>719750120How was it shit? Azuma was very loved around here when it first came out and got glowing reviews, especially after the disaster that was RF5. Don’t tell me you’re one of those crafting autists who automatically calls a RF game shit if it doesn’t cater to your brand of autism?
>>719745521most girls like the soft spoken teacher. honestly i'm surprised i thought they'd all go for arata.
>>719750120I tip my fedora to you, Contrarian-kun
>>719750120
>>719750919Bro was always popular even back in the originalHe's handsome, good with kids and houseworks, charming and most importantly isn't a mountain hobo who would rather wash up in a river than take a proper bath.
I don't know why some people play these games trying to minmax everything on their first playthrough when there's no time limit or penalties, the game is designed to be relaxing. I was reading the fogu forum thread and some people in there are so autistic about missing things and not being able to pick up/do everything from the start that it ruins the game for them, to the point where they even restart. Honestly I think they would prefer a game like factorio instead,
>>719751148Because achieving things is fun, and knowing you're going to have to wait longer to get a cool thing because you fucked up feels bad
>>719751113Arata is homobait
>>719751148BECAUSE IF I DON'T THE MAYOR WILL KICK ME OUT AND THIS TIME HE'S BUFF AND THERE'LL BE NOTHING I CAN DO FUUUUUUCK
>>719751437heh
>>719751253i dunno, i don't see it as fucking up i guess. i just figure i'll get whatever at the next bazaar at my own pace. missing a window for something doesn't feel like i'm being punished because there are no time limits that i know of.
The greatest motivator to get all your quests done ASAP is stop the quest giver from constantly asking if I have the thing, and then say several lines of No Biggie, I can wait, take your time Farmer-kun uwuu every time I talk to them
>>719751148because the fun in these games for a lot of people, me included, lies in trying to 'maximize' your daily gains. when you squeeze in 30 more minutes of mining, it feels good, and when you accidentally go to bed 1 minute late and wake up at 7 am instead of 6 am it feels fucking bad.
Wow, that must have been quite the Story of Seasons Save the Homeland you, and your fellows experienced, Ronaldo.
>>719745834Ann is best girl you faggot
>studio that did the few soulful 3ds games got fucking fired by marvelousanyone knows what they are doing nowadays? theres a fair chance they will make some good games by themselves, right?
>>719751961>>719745834>best girl >anyone but Popuribaka
>>719752194>anyone knows what they are doing nowadays? theres a fair chance they will make some good games by themselves, right?That’s Hashimoto and his Rune Factory team, and they didn’t so much as get fired as they just got broke and went bankrupt, hence why RF5 was the mess that it was, it was done on a shoestring budget.
>>719752223>Kai's leftoversNo thanks
>>719752347Everyone was Kai's leftovers
harvest moon 64 remake with this same level quality next, trust the plan brosin reality it's probably trio of towns next
>two fucking hurricanes in one season Oh come on, you are draining my oresI'm never getting 99 at this rate
>>719752557its time to come to terms with BTN/FOMT overwriting 64 from existence bwo...
>>719752720>he doesn't have 30 shields in his storage at all timesNGMI
>>719752773Think again, faggotEveryone just has a weird identical twin in some other part if the world whose parents look bizarrely similar to other people they know
>>719753279>each shield costs 3 ores THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM FAGGOT
>>719753297Flowerbud Village could also refer to Magical Melody’s town.
>>719751826Gib STH remake next.I want to see my wife Dia again.
>>719753401get to mining you noodle-armed bitch
>>719753458That game's farmer didn't inherit it from their grandpa, so the report can only be referring to the HM64 farmer, or the HM SNES farmer which will eventually lead to the 64 crew in a few decades anyway
How does babies work in this game for straight people, can you knock up your waifu?
>>719752557>trio of townsI fear what they'd do to Kasumi in a remake these days
>>719753968was she racist?
>>719753792They lazied out and just made a generic "You're expecting a baby" kind of announcement from the sprites and skipping straight to the baby appearing and you fawning over it, so that it's applicable for both gays and straights who each can just imagine they got their waifu pregnant/adopted a kid
>>719753968Kasumi was garbage anyway, so meh
>>719754017She was a bitchy manhater with a naginata
>>719754027ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RF5 and the spin off actually made effort to separate it for straight and gay people, fucking lame
>>719753792how it should work:straight couples have the wife get pregnant (including player if they're female)gay couples adopthow it actually works:magic baby just appearsi hate it.
>>719754017She doesn't like men so there's this period when you first meet her where she's cold to you and gradually opens upDevs hate writing shit for two sexes now so they'd probably just make her dislike everyone at first even though she has actual friends and is fine with children>>719754078Were it not for the laws of this land I'd butcher you where you sit
>>719753297The SoS timeline is so fuckedIf you connect AWL with Mineral Town/MFoMT, and then connect your M/FoMT with HM DS, your farmer from AWL will have a gravestone in HM:DS even though they share the same characters
Didn't Trio of Towns have a girl that ate turtles
>>719754443a graveyard and a quest relating to ghosts should be in every single one of these games
>>719754443Anon, HMDS is set decades after FoMT/AWL. All of the girls had different names from the originals in Japanese because they're supposed to be their descendants. Natsume just opted to name them the same to make things simple
>>719754573You'd have a point with AWL, HOWEVERthe Mineral Town people show up and are the exact same as they were in Mineral Town. Even without connecting your copy, Kai still appears every summer
>>719754673Bro, it's the same thing for the HMDS Mineral Town girls.HMDS Popuri was named Alisa in nip, Karen was Carly so on so forth
>>719752557more like Animal Parade which was the last SoS game with actual effort and ambitious features put into it
>>719754457People eat turtle soup. That has always sound nasty to me.
>>719752557I'd rather they remake ANB or the first SoS. With the same non-chibi artstyle.
>>719756896or shark fins. Taste like nothing but chewy whatever spices or sauces it was cooked with
>>719752557No thanks. It's already tiring seeing this sterilized art style affect A Wonderful Life and other games, I'd rather not have them do the same to the game that got me into this series.
>>719757436this game looks way better than the a wonderful life remake though
>>719757231sounds gross
>>719759782I had it once. It's unappealing. I love the 90's Iron Chef and the Japs LOVED using that shit in everything back then.
I didn't know Arata was an anon
I did it bros, 1st week of Fall I spent the 270k to buy three level 3 sales tables>cries in debt until next week
Now that the dust has settled, who did it better?Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma vs Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar
>>719761296they make you bank and you'll make it back in 1-2 weeks. This is a second shift where I was just selling leftover small items so the base sales is small, but see how my decor is almost 1/3 of the base as bonus money
>>719761814I like this game more but Azuma had more fun exploration and characters. Ultimately I like the farming more than town management so that's why I pick this.
>>719761852meant for>>719761691
>>719754529I wish
God, I love the Mayor. Would not send my dogs to kill him like Thomas.
>>719763120Me, too. He's my favorite of all the characters. Best mayor.
I like how upset everyone gets that you are out and about during a hurricane.
>>719702919Makes sense, but guess I just have massive prejudice against ds harvest moon games
>>719764828It was a very low point in the series
Coming straight from GoA and RF4, it feels wild seeing so many married couples with kids in GB what with the orphan fest the other two were, and practically everyone being adopted in RF4 except Xiaopao who has the worst parents ever to compensate
>>719666958I need samir to fertilize my white woman eggs
The game is pretty fun so far but it's pretty jagged and the antialiasing doesn't work. Changing resolutions or forcing antialiasing on nvidia control panel doesn't work.
>>719754027>>719754232>>719754283It’s not that they got lazy, they censored pregnancy because of the implied sex, because I guess they decided Story of Seasons is now for literal babies while Rune Factory is the “adult” brand.
>>719666958is this game as addicting as fantasy life i or do i skip
>>719768404“Samir” (whose actual name is Schmidt) is supposed to be white himself, just tanned. Trannylizers simply change his name and Pajeet code him for good goy points.
>>719766295>>719764828DS era still wasn’t as bad as POOT, now that was the actual lowest point of the franchise.
>>719666958>censored pozzed demake
>>719753552anon... it already exists. the remake is called "hero of leaf valley"
>>719771982kys
>>719772031>censored pozzed demakeThe sad thing is, it actually is a significant upgrade from the original and a remake with lots of effort put in. …Which only makes the fact that it’s censored and pozzed hurt all the more.Why can’t they do this shit to the bad remakes nobody cares about rather than the actual good ones?
>>719772792>Why can’t they do this shit to the bad remakes nobody cares aboutPeople who buy and play HM games don't give a fuck about such changes.Developers and publishers see no reason to pander some special snowlakes who get offended by everything on the internet, they have core fanbase, people who were following their games for decades, and they make games for them, not to make some political statement that incel wants to hear.You can cry and shit yourself in impotent rage, but that won't make devs want to pander you, they already have their audience
Having a really good time so far, just completed my 2nd bazaar and somehow got the rank up by just a couple thousand in earnings. Fucked up and didn't get the 2nd field before the shops closed, though.>>719752557I hope so, that game being stuck on the 3DS with legally unobtainable DLC/Patches is a sin.
>>719773037Then why are they censoring their games for snowflakes like you? Or are snowflakes their intended audience now?
>>719773462You will never be a woman, no matter how much you act as one
>>719773635Explain to me how is censoring the shit of these games a good thing apart from pandering to troons like you?
>>719773664>please tell me, why they don't go full political, everything must be political I built my entire identify on itNo, they don't give a fuck about some thin skinned losers who complain on the internet about being offended by everything
>>719773462The Wine=Juice has been a thing since the gameboy gameshttps://harvestmoon.fandom.com/wiki/Juice_Bar_(GB)They have constantly tiptoed around mentioning alcohol, why is this a shock to you now?
>>719773981Shut up.
>>719773929How is censoring candidates "political" you fucking piece of shit?
>>719774026Actually I was wrong, Wine has been censored to Juice since the very first game in the international markethttps://censorship.fandom.com/wiki/Harvest_Moon_(SNES)
>>719773981See >>719774062I'm talking about the candidates getting censored.
>>719773981yet stardew got away with multiple alchoholic characters. How did concernedape do it
>>719774124Not having to deal with corpos and Nintendo (during development)
>>719772031>censored pozzed demakeExplain? These games always looked cute but kinda low budget but a great time sink like animal crossing.
>>719774193They censored Daisy literally erased her because she looked "too young".
>>719774193They hagified the loli candidate, turned the Wine Festival into the “Juice Festival,” removed wedding kisses, and also removed pregnancy.
>>719672069it's because the primary audiences for these games are girls, so the male body will follow female height as to not mess with motions or animations.
>>719760024>stinky sweaty post-workout ArataConceptualize the pungence
>>719769512Getting it to work in borderless in ultrawide resolutions was a multi-step process and it's having problems with reshade's HDR, too.
Picking up a big dog is funny as hell
>>719773037>special snowlakes who get offended by everything on the internetNot wanting censorship in your games is actually the opposite of this.
>>719774882As a g*rl I would rather be around the same height as the candidates, I'm pretty sure most of the current audience are housewives and OLs in their 30s so I don't know why they keep trying to make the protag look like they're 10.
Most female coded thread in the catalog right now
>>719779335Height could be added in character creation so the option is available to wom*n who need to self-insert, however given the opportunity to censor the ability to play as a child that would most likely happen, then you're left playing as a 6 foot tall chibi
>>719779495It does feel oddly civil and free of shitposting for /v/.
>>719778532Keep telling yourself that
>>719773981>trying to use the juice bar from HMGBThe weakest argument available when that place specifically sells beverages for you to consume on the farm despite it's ulterior purpose. What you expect your farmer to chug a Miller Lite for lunch and not green tea? Obviously it's a bar, but none of the drinks you can purchase are alcoholic in any way so it hardly matters. That's different from A Wonderful Life where they skirted around the fact you were being served alcohol by outright avoiding the term altogether, then by Magical Melody they all but said 'fuck it' and called them safe words like soda from then on.
>>719780561>What you expect your farmer to chug a Miller Lite for lunch and not green tea?>not chugging absinthe as you water your entire fieldWhat a loser
>>719772248It has weird clunky gameplay and flanderized characters.
>>719779669Removing candidates because retards like you are offended by them is a really shitty thing to do.
Trees don't feel worth it for the space they take up and how little they produce. Also how are you all making money? Focusing on mass selling whatever's easiest to make for trends or whatever big ticket items you can make during any given season? (fuck recipes that require ingredients only available during different seasons)
>>719783261>Focusing on mass selling whatever's easiest to make for trends or whatever big ticket items you can make during any given seasonPretty much yeah, my main focus this summer being tea, and pickled veggies plus bouquets since they sell for a lot and flowers grow extremely fast giving me more time to process them all in the mill
I'm just waiting for them to properly announce RF6 at the directSurely...
>>719781603How were they flanderized?
>>719786971Firstly, the characters aren't as emotive, the 3D models are blander, and they only use one portrait sprite for every dialogue.Then there's some more specific examples: Gwen's tsudere tendencies are mostly gone, Dia is friendly to the player from the start, Gina isn't as shy anymore, Louis is less scruffy looking, Joe and Kurt are more one-note, and there's some others too that I don't recall right now.It ended up making Alice the only interesting choice among the bachelorettes.
>>719785831I have trust issues with Hashimoto after the shitshow that was 5. I kind of want to see how the Azuma director handles the mainline games tbdesu.
>>719787532>I want mainline rf games to be as shallow as AzumaHuge pass5 main problem was moving to 3rd, and loading times, and city map being boring to go through everyday thanks to 3d(fuck, streets from past games were better), none are real deal breakersAzuma on the other hand, felt like it was made by same people who made their inn faield game and whatever else shit they produced, but with rf mechanics
>tfw that last minute rush to get some goods which take forever to get processed into the mill before you sleep, without accidentally going past 10pm and being forced to wake up at 7It's almost a bigger rush than the actual bazaar itself
>>719787532>I have trust issues with Hashimoto after the shitshow that was 5. He’d always made good games before, remember he was in charge of the masterpieces that were RF3, 4, Frontier, and Trio of Towns. The problem he had with 5 is that he and his team just came back from bankruptcy and so were broke and had a shoestring budget to make 5 on, it wasn’t really his fault.
>>719783261Trees aren't abysmal in the short-term if your trends aren't crop related. Basically in a scenario where your main focus is honey, mushrooms, gemstones to craft jewelry, animal byproduct, etc. With trees you want to maximize water rare crop % and fertilizer until the first yield then convert it into a better tree seed, then repeat until your tree seed is max quality. This is standard for every seed in the game, the only difference is that single tree is producing expensive fruit forever when in it's season. The advantage of high quality fruit is that you can skimp out on using high quality tea leaves or whatever else since adding high grade milk/cheese/oil to these recipes will bring it up to 7 stars.
>>719788749Fuck, ignore the part about watering, you can't water trees
I thought GoA was pretty niceI love my little mochi ballSquishy cheeks
>main story is basically all about us helping the Mayor with his crippling mommy issues all while taking the bazaar to the topkek, can't say I saw this direction coming when first starting the game
>>719787440>they only use one portrait sprite for every dialogue.The original STH didn’t even have portraits.
>>719780561>you expect your farmer to chug a Miller LiteI've known farmers, yes i do expect that.
I'm in summer and I only just noticed this so I have to askI skipped the farming tutorial because I assumed it'd all the be the same basic shit but are you SUPPOSED To water your crops twice a day? Only asking because my crops haven't died but I spent an entire season and a half only doing it once a day
You motherfucker
>>719790884Yes, but the models were emotive enough on their own.
>>719791536Double watering makes them either grow faster or increases quality, not really sure which but if possible it's better you do it than not.
>>719792004Ok, thanks
>>719780561>by Magical Melody they all but said 'fuck it' and called them safe words like soda from then on.Animal Parade still had a bar and alcohol, then after AP they got rid of bars but still had wine items and the like, it’s only after Trio of Towns with the FOMT remake in 2020 that they censored alcohol entirely and began calling it “juice.”