Post the worst shit you've heard when playing a game, and the common tropes you keep encountering.
>>719684954>and the common tropes you keep encountering.australian people speaking
>>719685045Really? Never had one. I keep getting >Smoke detector chirps>Bong rips>Eating/Drinking>Burping >Spanish in the background>Screaming child/infant
>>719684954>Hey bro, sorry I was pissed off, my friend got shot at the gas station multiple times and died today.I was legit speechless
>join random server>hear woman speak on mic>banter with her a bit>suddenly kicked from the server >reason: "stop flirting with my future gf"
>>719686716That is just.....God I hate cringe
>back in the day>late night, grinding in mmo>guild mate also online>hear over voice chat his mom come in his room>they start fucking>2 days later he stops logging in>whole week goes by>week after that friend says the dudes dad came home, found the dude and his mom together>the dad committed suicide in front of both of themI stopped grinding late at night
>>719687075What the fuck? Not only did he fuck his mom but he did it on open mic?
>>719687075So the dad opened the door, saw his wife and son on the floor, then went the way of the dinosaur?
>>719685045I played against a shit talking aussie in mkx and he kept insulting me singing in the rhythm if that fergalicious song. He went pretty quiet after I gave him a good ass whipping though
>>719687075Uhhhh…
>>719687075Why are you 9 and making shit up?
>>719684954>bought this exact headset last weekFuck off, FBI.
A buddy and I were taking turns playing UMvC3 online back when it was freshly released, and one of the guys he fought had his mic on. He never said a word, but we could hear him straining, groaning, and farting while presumably shitting himself. Every now and then we'll bring up the Wesker Shitter and speculate on what all he's been up to over the years.
>playing Dota>SEA server>child crying, chickens clucking, mother yelling, blowing fan, monkey noises, people standing at the monitor watching the game and commenting >someone misplays "WATAFAK MEN Y U SO NOOB PUTANG INA BAKLA BOBO">indog, peenoise, etc.>constant all chatting "end" and flaming but defending and tryharding until the very end>game ends "EZ NOOB BOBO" "SO EZ HAHAHA TROLLER DOG"
>>719690008I think you and your friend documented the first creeperman90 sighting.
>>719689945Actually we're CIADon't look out the window to your left.
