Is this the most frustrating ship in the history of vidya?
I never understood that, was she always an adult but just short or is she still a child on game 1?
Phoenix is for Iris only
>>719685231I could never see them as a romantic ship since Nick has always treated her like a sibling.
>>719685231I fantasized so much about these two when I was 13 in like 2007. Probably the only ship I ever went out of my way to look for fanfics and the scarce doujins there were.
>>719685231Maya is really cute, Wright is lame
>>719685231Best/most normal ship to anyone that's not a troon
>>719685350kys>>719685462irrelevant has-been character
>>719685350They have her age listed from the get-go. She was 17 in AA1, 18 in AA2, etc. She's just really dorky and innocent so she seems younger than she is. It's part of why she has a complex toward Franziska, who is the same age as her but is far more mature and confident.>>719685231Literally can't happen because of the significant fujoshi fanbase for these games who want to believe all good looking young guys take it up the ass from other good looking young guys. It's a pity.
>>719685462Prison dykes don't matter.
>>719685231phoenix never saw her like that, she wasn't his type
>>719685643>Adult Maya is canonically 30cm shorter than meShe is so cute!Built for head pats!
Maya was made for plappin'
>>719685816>phoenix never saw her like tha-ACK!
I plan on playing Ace Attorney but don't know where to start.What order do I play the games in?What version is best, PC or DS?Anything else I should know?
>>719685965Start from the 1st game, wtf is this question
>>719685231recently played through the first trilogy for the first timethe third game is so focused on romance that its criminal the game doesn't end with Maya pregnant
>they nerfed adult maya's tits because she looks too much like her sisterStill the most stupidest thing I've ever read
>>719685231comfy series
>>7196859651. AA1-AA3 (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy)2. AAI1 & AAI2 (Ace Attorney Investigations Collection)3. AA4-AA6 (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy)4. GAA1 & GAA2 (The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles) Play in that order.
>>719686105
Is it cheating if you fuck her while she is channeling spirits bestowing her with the tits of more endowed women?
>>719685580>>719685736>>719685836>>719686024These two are so cute together.
the fujos would all collectively kill themselves if there's ever even a hint of canon ambiguity
>>719686236What system should I play it on?DS seems like the best way to go
>>719686105>>719686241You said it.
The moment they killed her hotter milf sister I dropped the franchise permanently
>>719685656This. The series has way too much of a fujoshi fanbase for Phoenix to ever be in a relationship.
I have never cared about any of the ships in this series.no, not even that one.
>>719685231>ShipYou should rope yourself now and go back to your r/sub and never come here again
>>719686105This is adorable.You have anything more like this?
>>719686289Sorry, that's just wishful thinking on your part. Do what you must, we have already won. Edgeworth going to Trucy's magic shows was the final nail to your coffins.
It hurts.I remember saving a fan mande game sprite of Phoenix and Maya dressed for their wedding but I cant find it anywhere.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160306073538/http://www.phoenixwright.host-ed.me/phoenixxmaya.htmlThe narumayo truth is out there
>>719686340Play on PC to get everything in one place. Alternatively play on Switch.
What would you do?
>>719686909negotiate whatever that is for sex with mia while pearl channels her
>>719686909
It's cute, so I'll allowe it.
>>719686236kek
Maya goes to PhoenixEma goes to EdgeworthAthena goes to ApolloThis is the natural order of things
>>719687252Ema and Apollo has better chemistry
>>719687241holy shit the anti-fujo schizos were right
Where the hell is my Layton vs Wright remaster, Capcom?
>>719685231I will always hate LGBT shippers.
>>719687442Probably the last one they're working on getting out, so the entire series is available, before moving onto a new project. Guess they're still working discussing with Level 5 on it.
>>719687513*& discussing
>>719686105Soul
Phoenix is into tsun
>>719688120Best girl, best ship
>>719688253Crackwhipship
Last one and a bit of blogpostingSpirit of Justice really should have been a Phoenix and Maya game.The setting was perfect for Maya, we haven't seen her in forever, and the trailers advertised her return like crazy. They even threw in some ship bait to bootI was so frustrated and disappointed when the game ended up being an Apollo game that gives him another random backstory and Maya's role was nothing more than her being the damsel in distress and the murder suspect again.She barely had any screen time too (had to make up for it with the dlc case)If they wanted SoJ to be Apollo's send off, they should've advertised it as such
>>719685231I don't know, I'm not retarded
Are any of these games on mobile still exclusive to iPhones?
>>719688668In general the 4-6 trilogy is the prime example of why they shouldn't have bothered to move on from Phoenix considering at no point the attempt was seriously made, they aren't bad games but I'd place them as the weakest collection.Also let's be honest, if they actually advertised SoJ as an Apollo game on release nobody would've bought it overseas, only japan loves him.
Athena Trilogy when
>>719687302About what?
>>719688951I don't think they should have tried to move away from Phoenix so soonPhoenix is finally able to stand on his own, so he has to step away from the limelight and take the mentor role already?We can't get a game where we see an experienced Phoenix in action?Pretty dumb if you ask me
>>719688120So am I which is why I ship Phoenix with MayaFranziska is for ME
>>719685965If you have a DS or 3DS play Ace Attorney 1-3 on that and ignore everything else for your sake. If you don't have a DS or 3DS, emulate the DS versions on your phone with an LCD filter (I think Drastic has a built-in one) a lot of the soul is lost when converting the sprites to HD drawings.Everything else after the original trilogy doesn't capture the same charm except for a few moments and feels like a slog to play through and read. Every returning character feels like a flanderized cartoon of itself. If you decide to play beyond AA3, everything else is available on Android and I recommend you play it on your phone or a tablet, again, playing these games on a big screen in a non portable format takes away a lot of the charm
>>719689774They could've been fine moving away from Phoenix if they committed to it, instead we get this strange middle ground where Phoenix is older, cooler, smarter, and is the main focus of the the overarching plot, then you have Apollo, he's newbie phoenix 2.0, he's your player character, it's shades of DMC4 Nero vs Dante all over again.
>>719687252Athena goes to Blackquill actually.
>>719688726all of them are on android
>>719686236Does GAA spoil anything from the earlier games? I had the collection gifted to me and wanted to give the series a try.
>>719691084no but i gotta be honest GAA isn't what i'd recommend for your first game solely because the first case will take you 2-4 hours compared to other entries where it could be 15 minutes to an hour.
>>719686352The hotter milf sister takes over her body and gets big boobs in the other one's body several times
>>719691387Phoenix is still cucked out of a big boob office wife. He has no interest in the loli.
>>719685643>5cm = 1in
>>719685231>>719685350>>719685580>>719685656ok but there's still the age gap though
>>719692334by AA6 Maya is older than Mia was, once you start getting into your late 20's that kind of stuff really stops mattering.
>>719690692Except TGA Collection for some fucking reason
>>719686340Release order is best because of how they redid the visuals as the games went on. Even though they're not translated I believe the GBA versions are worse than the DS ones last I recall. Also keep in mind that release order is best because they introduce new mechanics in each new game or revamp various systems so you end up with things like the Spirit Medium mechanics or petitioning the jury itself.That guy's image is correct except Great Ace Attorney was made either in the middle or after the 3DS games, I can't remember which so you're not really meant to go in chronological order. There's also the Layton crossover which isn't canon but another PW game.
>>719692529samefagging here, for bonus points, Maya is the same age as Fransizka but you never seen people try to bring up an age gap with her/phoenix as a ship, curious.
>>719685231I hate this ship so much because Phoenix is ugly, especially his hair, and has nothing sexy about him.Maya deserves better.
>>719687252No one wants Athena
>>719685462TRVKE SVPERNOVA
>>719685231The general lack of story and character progression after Apollo Justice is what is frustrating. Makes the series feel like it's purely made for the meme fanbase which is probably the case since the series probably would have never continued existing without the memes.
>>719692696Maya deserves nothing
>>719693353>story and character progression>in a Capcom game
>>719693548Yes, the first 4 games had at least something which makes them infinitely better than the shit 3DS games.
>>719685231https://www.japaneselawtranslation.go.jp/en/laws/view/3581/en#je_pt2ch24at3(Indecency through Compulsion)Article 176 A person who forcibly commits an indecent act through assault or intimidation upon another person of not less than thirteen years of age is punished by imprisonment for not less than 6 months but not more than 10 years. The same applies to a person who commits an indecent act upon another person under thirteen years of age.So to summarize:>rape a 13 or older -> prison, 6 months to 10 years>sex with a 12 or younger, rape or not rape -> prison, same sentencePretty sure Maya is older than 13 in the trilogy
>>719694239He thinks about whether it's worth to rape Pearl or not.
>>719694239Oops I noticed that the article 177 immediately below it is about actual rape, which is at least 5 years (no maximum), instead of 6 months.Maybe they meant flipping girls' skirts or something.
>>719685231>Wright's thought bubble is actually just the exact segment of the age of consent from japanese lawsurprisingly in character
>>7196923346 years ain't shit.As demonstrated by Gumshoe's crush on Maggey Byrd, or practically everyone at Berry Big Circus trying to get at the 16-year-old Regina including Ben Woodman who was THIRTY ONE
>>719688253>Killed her father>Falls in loveWomen moment.
>>719694239I don't see what this has to do with anything since Maya is at least 17 since her first appearance and gets older. I'm seriously confused.>pretty sureHer age is literally listed in-game.
>Capcom>ever letting their classic protagonists fuckChris, Leon, Phoenix, Dante
>>719696689She wasn't that close with Manfred. She wasn't that broken up about him getting executed. She gets way more worked up over Miles.
>>719696689The long, thick, unconquerable arm of the law killed him
>>719696803The OP image is a joke in Japanese about Maya being too young for him.
>>719692696I know you're baiting, but you're wrong. Phoenix is very handsome
>>719696803a non-canon bonus case where you have to defend Dr. Light against some bullshit charge with Roll as your assistant would be kino
>>719685231Where to start with phoenix wright games? What to ignore?
>>719699528start with 1.ignore 2.play 3.then play Layton crossover.then play TGAA duology.and you're done.
>>7196997402 is kind of middling but come on, its not so bad you have to skip it.
>>719685231For me its that gold ship horse girl, I fucking hate her
why is maya such a shit waifu compared to kay?
>>719685231>the nu AA zoomer fanbase thinks that this is a hecking problematic ship because of the age gap and unironically thinks that you're a pedo if you support itgrim. AA was always a fujo series but there was always a decent subset of Narumayo supporters before twitter zoomer puritans obsessed with fictional ages took over. Now Narumitsu is basically canon and you're a homophobe if you disagree
>>719700440>AA was always a fujo seriesFuck now it wasn't and isn't. It's a completely asexual series, retarded shipper.
>>719685231I never got a romantic vibe from them tho they are cute together.I'm still butthurt they never brought up Iris again.
>>719685231First of all, he's a lawyer, so he's too old for her. Second of all, she doesn't have a real job because she's 16.
>>719699528Following release order might be the best way.>What to ignore?None, play them all, there maybe one or two shit cases but there is no truly bad game
>>719685231>Is this the most frustrating ship in the history of vidya?
>>719686365That's just capcom in general. Dante, Leon, Chris, Ryu are forever condemned to the vocel jail.
>>719685231yucky and NOT canonPhoenix is for Edgy
7 doko Crapcum?
>Second game of a duology is the best>Have to trudge through the first game to get to the fun twists and cases
>>719700737Do you really want that? It'll be more apollo retardation.Honestly the series has run its course at this point. We had a good run but anything more will just be milking the series.
>>719685827based
>>719696660Maggey is qt
>>719700783Notice how no one is saying the second Investigations game is the best ever since it got an official translation. It was just the usual exclusivity circlejerk.
>>719685462Based.
>>719685965emulate the DS versions, the pc version fucking sucks, the sprites would look better if they were upscaled with ai (and that's not me praising ai). It looks so dogshit and utterly souless
>>719700809>>719701030based
>>719700570Anon the character designer for AA1 is literally a yaoi mangaka and Max Galactica's design is explicitly based on BL manga, it absolutely is and the devs have been aware of the fujo audience as early as the GBA era
>>719701403The designs are just good normal designs anyone can find appealing and Phoenix is downright even pretty ugly so one must be crazy mentally ill to make any kind of fujo argument. It's just a completely family friendly inoffensive series that has nothing to do with romance. But mentally ill trannies on /v/ have to shoehorn their garbage in no matter what.
>>719701709Eat your burgers, Apollo.
>>719700768I actually did think shit like this was unfunny at the time - but we called it GBS instead of reddit
>>719685231Can't ship them together because fujos will burn down Crapcom's offices.
>>719701808because reddit didn't exist yet
>>719701709Mia has HUGE knockers and that's far from the only thing... You are so far from normietown you can't even know anything
>>719701709They're not the explicit target audience but it's always been a series with a sizeable fujo audience, it's been acknowledged in an official interview even, this is just a fact and it's delusional to claim otherwise
>>719685462I dont remember making this post
>>719701917Yes it did
Why wasn't the movie fujobait?
>>719701940Oh no, something appealing to everyone but because twitter trannies say it's bad it must be fujo design.>>719701959Fujos attaching themselves to a series doesn't make the games fujo, that's like saying trannies attaching themselves to Stardew Valley makes it a tranny game. They must be a majority to claim game. But for Ace Attorney and Stardew Valley normal people are just the majority.
>>719701959NTA I guess women's obsession with crime shows and killers have something to do with it. Look how they attach to Danganronpa despite it being 10 times more male-oriented and horny than AA.
>>719702051Fujo adjacent fanbase then, that's what I meant in the first place anyway. Most English AA fans are exclusively on Twitter and Reddit outside the occasional /v/ thread so I think it's fair to say normal people are not the majority any more.>that's like saying trannies attaching themselves to Stardew Valley makes it a tranny gameshitposters unironically believe this though, look at the people here calling New Vegas a tranny game
>>719688120Franny is for Larry
>>719701940>Mia has HUGE knockers post them then
Mister Nick and Mystic Maya are such a beautiful couple
>>719702337Twitter and Reddit have tons of normal users. Ace Attorney videos on youtube also get good views. The popular platforms are a majority normal people, else they wouldn't be popular. That's some 4chan delusional thinking to say reddit and twitter are full of fujos and freaks. Where else are the normies going to post but the most popular platforms?
>>719702007Von Karma actor was great. In general, probably all the actors cared fore their roles, except Maya.
>>719703302Redd White was so emo though instead of exuberant
>>719685231>muh shipstumblr wants their landwhale back, go
>>719685462>convicted felon in jail for the rest of her life>completely impure and defiled by the prison dykes, unfit for Mister Nick>from the filthy secondary branch of the Fey line>couldn’t find a good burger restaurant to save her life>looks like Satanwe all know Mystic Maya is the only one for Mister Nick
>>719700932>Steel samurai is classic>Moozilla is not a classic>Gant is so powerfull villian OMG!!>AAI1-5 villian is powerfull too but who cares>AA2-4 OMG THAT TURN! MY BRAIN IS JUST EXPLODING!>AAI2-5 Well yes, it was unexpected but mehEverything is exaggerated with nostalgia, thats why people will love trilogy more no matter what.
>>719703820If you have a good argument why the 3DS games are supposed to be better than the original trilogy then I'm open to listen.
>>719700783>>719700932>”DUDE INVESTIGATION 2 IS THE MOST PEAK SHIT EVER”>I have been hearing this shit since 2011>was genuinely pissed at crapcom for skipping it>had to emulate that shit at one point the moment the fan transition completed>the best game in the series??? FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!>realized it’s the first game where they started treating the players like Alzheimer patients, throwing hints every step of the way>somehow they made Kay absolutely insufferable.. I genuinely wished she was killed off>the big one: they will spoil the last case for you by handing you the answer because it’s funny>the final battle AFTER the final breakdown - riddled with ear rape btw - was absolute nonsense giving the individuals involved… it feels like whoever the writer was didn’t play AA2 at allIt is way better than the first game granted… but I have no idea what was the deal with those overhyped faggots
GAA is the legit best duology. The first game might be slow, but at least sets the tone for the second where everything comes together. And it has arguably the best cast of the whole series.AAI2 suffers from the fact that it has way too much fanservice bait, even though it's still a massive improvement over the first game. The second trilogy, Apollo Justice, remains the most cohesive game. Dual Destinies becoming Athena wasn't a good idea. The only redeemable thing was legit just the last case, but you have to suffer to get to that point. Spirit of Justice makes the mistake of AAI2 with the fanservice, but multiplied by like one thousand. To the point it's downright insulting. Maya is brought back to being just again a defendant, just like the original trilogy, then the whole part is basically, for a most part, a retelling of 2-4 in a different light with the 1-4 twist on it. And let's not forget how 6-2 is a huge Trucy humiliation trial, because Trucy gets depicted as a shitty magician in front of everyone.
>>719689000is this a game about lawyers?
>>719687252>>719692871Athena goes to ME, actually
>>719704763>tone for the second where everything comes together. And it has arguably the best cast of the whole series.Only found Herlock and Van Zieks are particularly memorable.
I feel like they have tried their hardest to engineer Maya to be seen as little in a sexual way as possible. But Phoenix, Maya and Pearl are definitely a little family in a way and it sucks later games tried to fuck this dynamic.
>>719707020Susato, Iris, Mitokoba and Kazuma. I could even bring up some of the individual characters of the specific cases being actually good as well.
>>719706986I think Maya probably did more to define my taste in women than I'm willing to admit...
>>719707086>Irislollmao even
>>719707041I just don't think the whole "She's like a little sister to me" thing works when they honestly act like a married couple half the time.
>>719707158A more charismatic character than any other cute girl that was brought up before. I'd say she's even more fleshed out than Trucy. Considering that Trucy was butchered from the 5th game onwards.
>>719707202A married couple that is already together 30 years, where there are no feelings of love only friendly companionship and knowing the other person in and out. There is not a single romantic moment between these two in the entire series.
fuck crapcom and their status quo shit
>>719707324The last one always looks to me like a pacifier or blown bubblegum.
Apollo x Trucy vs Apollo x Athena
>>719691612They're French Inches
>>7196865342,000 fucking dollars for that little gold? Anime weeb tax is real
>>719707220Maya is still supreme
>>719685231You want this ship to be cannon to own the fujos.I want this ship to be cannon to see Maya get arrested for murder on at her wedding.We are not the same.
>>719689836Ironically I think the only thing really holding back the later games is holding onto the OG cast. I was enjoying AJ's new characters fairly well but the climax getting hijacked by Phoenix and his Magatama really took the wind out of it, and DD bringing him back and closing the book on the period in between effectively turned seven years' worth of potential story and development into a deadzone the devs won't touch.I'd like to see what the timeline looks like where the AJ cast gets to develop and shine on their own without having to hang in the shadow of the cast that already had their moment.
>>719685231Only if you ship them. Just felt like a regular old Japanese straight man + genki sidekick duo. I never really saw any chemistry between them either
>>719685231It's like Chris x Jill and Dante x Lady, Capcom plays it too safe so he cucks their own characters
>>719686534>Mark up x10 just for the Phoenix wright name when it retailed at like 20 thousand yen or 140ish dollars Remind me to rob every Nip I see Nobody is paying that shit.
>>719700886Status on Maya's Mission?
>>719701160At least tell him to emulate the Wii versions which are functionally the same thing but better
>ctrl+f "feet">not foundnani sore
The problem with this series is that it's hit the Megaman problem. Too many games released in a short period of time and too many subseries to confusingly try to get into and the exhaustion just set in.I don't see an AA7 happening until MM11 periods of time pass and even then you'll get one low budget game every 20 years.
>>719708547yeah that and it's not fun like at all
>>719699740Is there some kind of autism work against 2 games that I don't know about?
>>719699528There arent any outright terrible games, even weaker ones like AJ or GAA1 have good parts.
>>719692334Go back to Xitter
>>719703820>Gant is so powerful vilian OMG!!>AAI1-5 villain is powerful too but who caresHaving replayed these recently, the difference between the two is genuinely night and day.The former is someone seemingly affable who has the ability to push people down while convincing them the situation is their own fault, takes forever to even begin to crack, and manages to regain his composure after his defeat.The latter exposes his true nature after relatively meager pressure, constantly asserts his immunity but doesn't act on it despite sweating out contradictions early and often, and is ultimately undone not by his own actions and weapons, but by a single drop on Larry's foodcart, at which point he boils into senility.It's obvious that AAI-5's villain was an attempt to recreate Gant's invulnerability, but there was very little understanding to what made him work other than it taking forever to finish him off.
why does no one make cool blender animations of Maya and the rest of the girls?
>>719703796>>convicted felon in jail for the rest of her lifeproof? we dont know how long her sentence is
>>719703796So is your mother porl
Pick one
>>719709251unironically Hugh
>>719700886>>719708336i had to reach 30 and play AA3 for the 3rd time to see her as a qtpie. I'm now pondering why I was indifferent to her in the past
Good thread
>>719707220Trucy with even an average design would be one of the most hated characters in the series
>>719709324>doesn't like the canadian judge betterfound the hoser.just look at his magnificent beard, eh
>>719709489Made for BWC (Big Wright Cock)
I love this loser
>>719685231This "ship" only exists for secondaries who never played the games, the games don't even remotely tease at it
>>719709251For me it's Atsume
>>719709306You changed.In 2010 if you asked me if I liked club soda I'd have called you insane. Things are different now.
>>719686252Better question: Is it necrophilia?
>>719709572>that moment at Tres Bien>when Iris/Dahlia asks if Maya is his girlfriend and doesn't even deny it>the fact Phoenix is willing to die to protect/save herIt's your right to say it's not canon, but saying there's nothing that "remotely teases at it" or just no reason to ship them whatsoever is just being disingenuous on purpose. Much like Phoenix x Edgeworth, this ship has been around for a long time, probably before you were even born.
>>719686236where does professor layton fit in the timeline
>>719709572>who never played the gamesthis is not earthbound tardy-kun, don't try to force this concept on the AA series
>>719686289There is so much ambiguity left intentionally at the end of T&T where Phoenix has what can be considered 'romance flags' with Maya, Franziska, and Iris. There's even hints of the fujo flag with Edgeworth. It's clear that's where the series was supposed to stop and you make whatever ending you want up in your head.From there on it deviates to hobo Phoenix and the rest of the games but the multiple scenes in T&T was clearly a nod to the ambiguity initially.
>>719709990Also Pearl constantly refers to them as a thing
>>719709990There's also this moment in 2-4:>Phoenix: I became a lawyer because I thought...I thought I could save people who were suffering and in pain...>But...When I look at this mess we're in...I can't even protect the person closest to me.So it's not like there weren't things for shippers to feed off of.
Series needs a soft reboot. Just Phoenix, Maya, and Mia.
>>719710271No Trucy no buy
>>719709572t. fujo
>>719708547Now that they've shat out every collection I do factually think an announcement is fairly imminent.We know they've been working on AA7 for a while, and at this point I believe they've gone full 3D adventure game with the investigation segments, which is why it's taken so long
>mia will never breastfeed you jdimsa
>>719710496Layton games still aren't remastered. That'll be another 2 year wait, anon kun.
>>719709572AA threads have talked about pairing them together forever.
Pearl!
>>719710587Is perhaps most basick ship. Main guy plus maingirl.
>>719707449'Thena and 'Pollo, always~
>Maya channels Mia>Mia proceeds to suck you off>she leaves right as you cum leaving a confused Maya getting a mouthful
>>719710916This idea pleases me, but not because of the cuteness quotient. It's because I know von Karma would put Kudo into intensive care.
>>719710736>waah waah it's not le non-straight ship it's unoriginalNot the first time I see shit like this. Two characters have a clear undeniable dynamic and great chemistry, but their ship is still somehow bad because "muh main guy and main girl". Fuck off
>>719685656>It's part of why she has a complex toward FranziskaI don't remember anything like that in the games. They don't really interact with each other.
>>719686236Doesn't Rise from the Ashes take place some time between AA3 and AA4 despite being a case from the first game?
>>719686909EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS APOLLO
>>719711015I need to save more screenies from this game onto my work computer so I can put em up on these threadsmaya is a dirty slut, I turned down sex with her only for her to change from "virgin" to "not virgin" on her own!!!
>>719700932>exclusivity circlejerkEven a little kid could patch the fan translation into the ROM and emulate it, and also it seemed like a majority of anons in AA threads had played the fan translation before the AAI remaster came out.The games themselves are pretty good albeit overrated but I think the biggest issue is that the plot just redoes Mile's character development that he already went through in the original trilogy.
>>719711482
I love Ema!
>>719711067He is right though. 20 IQ niggers seeing the two main characters interacting a lot and going "hehe they must love each other because I'm a lonely coomer", is the most retarded shit.
>>719711608>mayas game has a maya sex scene>you can take her virginity>she will cum, and channel mia, her older sister and mommy figure mid sex>you will keep fucking on her command>as she cums she goes back and fourth>her hebepussy tightening and losening each timeung...>you can turn her down, say no, keep her virginity>she immedialy loses it the same day to chad>"you waited to long, nick!"HNNNNGGGG!
>>719711690Tell me you have the one for Sarge
>>719711734>20 IQ niggers seeing the two main characters interacting a lot and going "hehe they must love each other because I'm a lonely coomer"So, 99% of shippers in existence?
>"ship">"ship">"ship">"ship"you people are pathetically embarrasing...
What is it about NaruMayo that makes so many people seethe? Are there really that many fujos on slash vee slash?
>>719711360No, it was developed after AA3 but takes place two months after 1-4.
>>719711571You must not interact with any normalfag technical inept people if you think they are even on the level of a little kid.
>>719711690She and Larry had the best transitions to 3D.
>>719711859>thinking this board and 4chan in general isn't chock-full of homosexuals
>>719709570They should just make more investigations, none of their recent shit has been good
>>719711847Yes.
>>719711851Don't act like you've never done it, sister.
>>719711880When I was in elementary school several of my friends were emulating Pokemon ROMs on their families' PCs
>>719711942>done itI havent, literally. the word "ship" wasnt even a thing back then.im too old for your faggotry, it was dumb 15 years ago and its dumb now.
>>719711947Get on my level nigga I beat Spirit Tracks on no$gba on launch week 2009
>>719711923definitely
>>719711947Exactly my point. A little kid interested in computers will be hundreds of times more adept at navigating a computer and the internet than the common normalfag that can only use his phone. Normalniggers are even too afraid to pirate anything, they are just good goys that post their entire life on social media.
>>719711930But then the people making the recent shit would be working on Investigations.
>>719711859It’s funny that you blame women for being anti-ship when it’s woman behavior to be compelled to turn any sort of friendly dynamic into a romantic thing to begin with. Phoenix has no interest in Maya that way. They work best as a business duo.
best ship coming through
>>719712012Unless you're 40, you aren't too old to have done it.
>>719712086>>719711930What recent shit? The last original AA game was made in 2017.
>>71971218632"shipping" wasnt a term until like 18 years ago or whateverand the act of doing it is literally female, its a girls thing.youre gay and to cope with that you pretend this is normal, that all people do it.no, anon, only women and gays do it. This is girl gossip, only not even real.
>>719712139it's fujos that hate straight ships with phoenix though since they want him to be gay with edgeworth
>>719711690only good character in AA4
tfw no autistic shut-in NEET artist gf
>>719712302i love you
>>719711859Shipping is largely female autism so the male autists on /v/ hate it outside of "my self-insert x my waifu" like in Zelda threads.
The shipper cattle would be so bad if this wasn't like 90% of discussion for Ace Attorney. I know we all do some really pathetic things when dissected but holy shit, imagine caring so much about if fictional characters come together, especially when your own romance life is a stillborn.
>>719712412I don't care whether AJ is hated or not, the OST was kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ExdtJJs11E
>>719712451b-BAKA DONT SAY THAT OUT OF THE BLUE!
>>719712502There haven't really been any good AA threads since the release of the remakes, probably just because all discussion about the game has been done to death. People can't really keep talking about about a game series that hasn't had new content since 2017 outside shitflinging over which cases/games are the best and shipfagging/waifufaggotry autism.
>>719712538AJ's spritework and OST did a great job giving the game it's own atmosphere, I think DD's "Dark Age of the Law" bullshit would be less hated if the game kept the same vibes as AJ instead of being bright and cheerful and futuristic.
>>719708432here
My cute autisma wife
>>719712302>and the act of doing it is literally femaleThis whole thread is female, sister.
Be aware, Maya is the kind of girl that would prefer spending her time being along with you like having fun playing, going to movies, eating at restaurants, cuddling in the sofa but her sex drive is so low that she won't make love until the moment you both decide to have a baby. Her little cute cousin on the other hand... haha
>>719712768AJ looks and sounds amazing, arguably the best out of any AA game. But AA games are carried by characters and stories which is where it fall short.
>>719713436Anon, no.
>>719700783I like how this could be applied to both GAA and AAI.
>>719685231What a life!
>>719713509don't remind me
Is Pearls lewd?
>>719707880I'll say it time and time again, if they really wanted to focus on the new cast, they never should've put anyone from the old cast in the game, even Ema might've been too much and she's a mostly different character anyways.>>719709456It is wild how Trucy seemed so bland overall with what should've been a banger theme combination, i chalk that up to her not being emotionally vulnerable until 6.>>719713437In general I'd say the weaker, but not the bad still, games are the ones where you got some interesting ideas, then the game ends before they get to be fully explored, these entries also tend to have pretty whatever characters that are hard carried by the presence of 2 or 3 major dudes doing the heavy lifting.
>>719714054If I remember right, Takumi was originally going to eschew the old cast entirely, but the execs above him insisted that Phoenix had to be there.
>>719714180regardless of it that's true or not, I do really like what they did with Phoenix in it and it could've been a fantastic idea to play as him like this, they struck gold with that concept.But I couldn't tell you what else I'd do to make Apollo stand out more under that condition, perhaps make his connection to the magic troupe more front and center? Perhaps keep Phoenix as a more traditional mentor figure instead of a trickster mentor? But I love the concept of Hobo nick so much that I wouldn't want to give it up,making a story is hard.
>>719714180The game for sure has rewrites. Only way to explain how schizophrenic Zak is.
>>719714481Apollo with a magician outfit while in court? Though that would be a heavy departure from normal Apollo
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>719715386based
>>719715416maybe he doesn't need to be wearing a magician outfit, but i really think the concept of Apollo and Trucy knowing they are siblings, but bouncing off eachother with magical themed stuff in court sounds like a really soulful idea.I'll go to my grave forever haunted by not knowing why on earth an interesting angle for these two had to be kept hidden from them, in 5 which clumsily explained a few unknowns from 4, they never did touch this one and it's looking like it'll be forever on the backburner. But I know for a fact that no matter what reason they bullshit, it won't be close to whatever the original reason is, and i'd give good money to find out "why"
>>719685231Yes, IMO.I loved the trilogy, but one of the reasons I got a bit pissed and never played any of the other games is that they never made the two of them a thing. They were such a good match, there was literally ZERO reason for not making them a couple.
>>719685231They act like siblings. I guess you're all only children, huh.>MAN AND WOMAN HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIP. THAT MUST MEAN THEY MUST FUCK.fucking shippers.
>>719716107>>MAN AND WOMAN HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIP. THAT MUST MEAN THEY MUST FUCK.Yes. You were born in the 2000s if you think otherwise.
>>719709642Based choice
>>719716107>Single male lawyer who solved your sister's death and got the murderer to justice also rescued you from two separate imprisonmentsYou don't know women if you think she thinks he's just a friend
Say his name
>>719717225Debeste
>>719685231Craziest thing about this is that defense attorneys bang their assistants all the time
>>719717225F. Aggot
>>719717291no they don't that's literally illegal
>>719717225Sebastian Debeste
>>719717349>it's illegal, that must mean it never happens!Are you 12, or something?
>>719717434He can't be twelve, it's against the rules for anyone under eighteen to post here.
>>719717225I eventually warmed up to his official dub name when i looked at how it's more similar to his japanese name, and his father's name being much more fitting so i have to kinda take both of them.
>>719717349It’s actually not. If you run your own law office who the fuck cares if you fuck the secretary?
>>719686289Good. They should make them canon
