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i love euro hours
>most images pictured are first-person slop>the defining gaming component that qualifies slop as slopRetarded.
>>719695206Euros are at work this time.
>>719695314That's a lie. I've got today off.
>"Boomer" genres: video games>Zoomer genres: corporate slavery, P2W, gambling, remakes of "Boomer" games with homogenized controls and a myriad of missing content/features
>>719695131What video games do you play Zop?
>>719695131>no point and click gamesCan't even bait properly.
>>719695524>point and clickwhy would I include those games? people who play them aren't annoying.
>>719695524The lack of point and click was the bait.You still got baited, anon.
>>719695131>run and hop, boring combat, actions per minuteyou mean zoomer slop?
>>719695389how do I get hair like that?
>>719695131Fighting games also. They started in the 80's.
>slop slop slop slop slop slop slopi miss when this website's userbase were primary english speakers
>>719695131you forgot slop slop
>>719695757Kek only thing is boomers are to afraid to play fighting online and go against something with firing neurons.The thing about boomers, is their scared of any competition and prefer these braindead games with no depth made for literal toddlers. They would rather replay kirbys trans kiddie adventure for the gameboy advance for 15+ years that jump into an online match of aoe2
>>719695131i hate this fucking board
>>719695131do zoomers call living breatheslop?
Roblox
>>719696031That reminds me of the old picture of the dog drinking a bowl of water that would get posted with onomatopoeia of a dog drinking water. Those threads were funny
>>719695131>an FPS game that requires you to aim is "aim slop"This post was not supposed to be fucking prophetic.
>>719696379Too much interactable slop. They require me to interact with the video as if it were some kind of game, perhaps even "video game" of sorts.
>>719695131trying a bit too hard there mate
what if i unironically enjoy slop?
>>719696598Only pigs like slop. You aren't a pig, are you, anon?
>>719696598It means you’re a boomer.
>>719696754He doesn't look like he's going to explode any time soon to me, anon.
>>719695131>Mouselook results in the rampant growth of the possibilities of what PC can offer, pushing the UI and gameplay quality ahead by leaps and bounds while consoles are still coping with navigating 3D environments with Dpads and single analog sticks>All of that starts to get rolled back once investment firms decide that they don't want to miss out on imaginary profits and start mandating that everything gets not just backported to consoles, but designed for consoles first without actually putting any effort or money into the design>The end result of this induced retardation for an entirely imaginary audience of console player who will surely play more than just Madden, CoD and DVDs is that now no new games get madeThe very rare 33rd trimester abortion.
>>719695131i missy edgy slop and collectathon slop
>>719695745Grow a mullet. Go to a barber.
>nu-dev releases self-proclaimed BOOMER [GENRE] game>it's some ADHD shit with 500 screenshakes per second for cracked out zoomerswhy does this happen so often?
>>719695131Zoomers can't comprehend actually doing stuff in video games. They just want to run around aimlessly in a "game" with purposefully shit physics.
Fellow Boomer lords, these youngsters are getting too uppity. I recommend implementing a tax for living with your parents to force them into further wageslavery.
>>719697668Many young devs primarily associate popular boomer games with speedrunning. As a result they think "boomer" games should be made to go as fast as possible.
glad to be a zoomer and still recognize all these games
I dont understandYou trying to frame it as this is a bad thing?
>>719698219Yeah?
>>719698189I agree fellow gentile, we should send even more money to Israel.
>>719695131>Look everyone! Im saying the safer version of the 4chan word! Aren't I a good parrot?!>>719695831Agreed. Why do people mindlessly spam the same word without any thought to it? This whole over usage of slop only happened once normalfag neutered the term goyslop.
>>719698358>postslosh
>>719698337you're making it too hard on me. Was gonna get around to playing wizardry at some point.
>>719698718Do it.
>>719698758Dunno where to begin and right now i'm playing the old zelda games. Still would like to know which games to avoid
>>719698178What games are these? I can only make out Diablo and Fallout.
>>719696379>aimbotThat's just console aim assist
>>719698850HoMM 3, Kenshi, Dorf Fort, D2, F2, Divine Divinity, AoE 2.
>>719698850Heroes of Might and Magic 3KenshiDwarf Fortress (with a graphics mod, might be the Steam release)Diablo 1 (or 2, I forget)Fallout???Age of Empires
>>719695131>Thinks AOE2 is APM and not build order slop
>>719698840by the way i mean which wizardy games to avoid when i begin playing them. Any wizardbros reccomending me?
>>719699006>he thinks there's a difference
>>719695131>zoomer meme>can only use the word slop because it's the only thing it has ever knownfitting
>>719695267>slopI'm so fucking sick of this stupid buzzword and fuck you having the nerve to call anything "slop" you utter faggot
>>719695131Those are all white people games.
>zoomer genres>youtubeLMAO
Pokemon is the most boomer genre there is, as soon as 80s-early90s kids die there will be no more pokemon games
>>719695131Anything released after 2005 is shit and not worth playing
>>719695131you take that back about tribes.
i miss t:a
>>719695131>zoomer genre'sbalding at 19
>>719696740What's wrong with pigs? They're lovely animals.
>>719696106>onomatopoeiagoddamn you are a faggot poser
>>719695131>Zoomer genres : GAAS, Gachas, Aim assisted slop, autism simulator builders.Enjoy your battle passes and thousand other types of microtransactions :^)
Damn zoomers really ran "slop" into the ground
>>719700354Browns get so angry at normal white words lol
>zoomers will never know the feeling of looking at a game and being blown away by its capabilities, showcasing shit you've never seen beforei just feel sorry for themi still remember how blown away i was when i saw this in a magazine in 2000 coming hot off the heels of the PSX
>>719695131Zoomer genres>goonslop>gachaslop>indie troonslop>battle royale slop>microtransaction slop
>>719700875They're so memebrained they're physically incapable of expressing their own in words, ofr they have no words of their own.
>>719695131Adding "slop" to everything you don't like doesn't count as opinion.
>>719695131But you don't have to aim in quake.
>>719695206indeed, mutthour is soulless
>>719695389Those butter yellow teeth.
Fighting games 100% boomer core. Nobody under 30 cares about fighting games. And the only fighting game IPs alive are all legacy IP that are 30+ years old
>>719701478i mostly agree with that, but lightning gun
>>719700875Honestly should be a word-fliter at this point like 'soi,' and I say that as someone who uses slop all the time.
