ONE FUCKING HOUR LET'S ACTUALLY GO MY DICK IS SO HARD
Total straggot death :3
>babby's first steam releasein an hour it's gonna say "less than an hour"
>>7197850742 hours, retard
total furnigger death
>Sister of the Void
inb4 they didn't submit the game for steam review and it gets delayed
>HAGALE
>>719785346>2030>SH-ACK!!!
are you guys gonna be wearing your cage while playing or just a toy in your ass? I'm thinking about doing both haha
>>719785378>hornet segs on defeat gets the game censoredIt's never been more over.
>>719785346kek why do they do this everytime there's a long wait for a sequel
never actually bought a game, should I buy it at steam or GOG
>>719785504Gaslighting autists into lopping their dicks off is how they reproduce. Making sure there's always a flood of this crap is a part of that.
>>719785504They're narcissists. They will take whatever opportunity they can to tell others that they're transgender.
>>719785674I don't trust polacks so I don't use gog.
Attention gamers!In 1 (one) hour I will purchase Silksong and invade Hornet's bugpussy!I will knock her up and get her pregnant and make her my wife!Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
>>719785074It's 2 hours
>>719785862Please get treated for your mental disorders.Literal porn addict brain rot.
>>719785896That's been debunked.
I just finished it. underwhelming. Less than 4 hours gameplay with 85% completion.
>seven years to make a four hour long dlcWhy?
>>719785074HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!!Steam takes away 1 hour as soon as it goes under the 1 hour mark, and when it's one hour left it says "less than one hour left"SO YOU FUCKING RETARD it's 1 and a half hour still fucking stupid idiot, jesus fucking christ
>>719786028>oh hey I want to add (thing)Repeat ad nauseum. Feature creep is insidious.
>>719786221I'm still getting a game today that I've been excited for while you won't ever get a game you'll enjoy again because you've convinced yourself that staying on /v/ angrily seething about videogames other people play instead of playing games yourself makes you cool and intellectual :)Silksong will be a massive commercial and critical success btw I hope that will make you very very mad :D
I'm even more excited about the game than you are kek, i am just calling you out for being such a retard and embarrassing yourself like this kek. Imagine thinking i am hating the game or not looking forward to it just because i call out reatardation, how low confidence you must have
>>719785674Buy it on steam and pirate GOG version as backup.
i hecking love trannybug game!!!
>>719785948Mods, there is a nigger replying to my post!Please kill this "person" instantly!
>>719786336lol swung and missed so hard
>>719785948Tranny.
>>719786810Pure irony. Considering deranged leftists (trannies) are the one who screech and cry about their sexual fetishes not being validated.
>>719787228 >Doesn't deny itEstrogen goblin confirmed, please kill yourself with utmost haste
buy an ad
>>719786443>reatardationGOOD MORNING SAR
Just bought a future classic..hell is us and not this tranny game
Just finished it with 81% complete.Took 9 minutes.
>>719785346
>>719785125>called hornet>is actually a spiderWho writes this shit?
the amount of casuals who are excited by this just shows how redditism truly has spread like a plague
WHY CAN I NOT BUY ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One hour left! :D
>>719785976his game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour
>>719787309You have the mental functioning skills of a 4 year old.You thinking "denying it" means something is laughable, and you have zero clue how interaction with other humans works.
this is the first new game since Elden Ring that remotely peaks my interest
Most hyped indie after undertale
>>719785346I would have sex with this cartoon depiction of a tranny
>>719785862What does bugpussy feel like bros
IT'S OUT
>>719785862>This retarded fucking idiot when he realised it was 2 hours leftKEK
>>719788448Idk, ask them
>>719785074I didn't play hollow knight and my fomo is hitting, bros
>>719788865Just watch a HK lore video and you can comfortably play SALT song
omg metroidvania #5000000000000 with the same gameplay as all the others! I'm going to shit my pants!
>>719789006OMG A SHITPOST 99999999999 JUST LIKE THE OTHERS! I WILL NOT BUY AND PLAY SILK SONG BECAUSE YOU SAY IT SUCKS!
>>719789006>IM MAD MY TRANNY GAME DIDNT GET THIS MUCH POPULARITY!!!1!!
>>719785125correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't lace confirmed to be a child and hornet an adult? #heckinproblematicyuri
>>719789417>tranny game>while playing 2D bug slop in the most tranny genre possibledo you even listen to yourself retard
>>719788650mine unlocked already anon
What in the goddamn is happening in this thread?
>>719789515lies
Okay, NOW it is less than 30 minutes
>>719789006Cry about it lmao
>>719789474>yeah my headcannon says all games i hate are trannies
>>719785346me rn :3
Wait a minute, I'm going to pirate it. It's not out in 20 mins for me.
>>719787896Trannies are the ones posting Shazam, thougheverbeit
>>719790320it will be on gog, so yes it is out in around 25 mins for you, since it will take a bit to reupload the game in a mirror.
>>719785074>SilksongAh yes, reminds me of that "Hollow Knight" game I had on Steam for 4 years now. Maybe I should give it a try.
>>719785431Underrared
>>719785074I'm going to assume it's going to be a 7/10
PLEASE LET THE HOLLOW KNIGHT BE ALIVE SO HE CAN BE A COOL BIG BRO FOR HORNET
>>719785074hell yea bro can't wait to play this cheap smartphone game for like 4 hours before i beat it!!! hype!!
>>719790537>still thinks it's a prequelSorry to disappoint you, but...
15 minutes, inshallah.STEAM PAGE AT THE READY.
>>719790537didnt all endings had him sacrificed?
>>719789417hollow knight is literally a tranny game
15 mins for floppa
>>719790692In the ending achieved by defeating the Pantheon of Hallownest in the Godmaster DLC:You destroy the Radiance in the dream created by the Godseekers, causing the Radiance to actually die since it is a higher being that lives in the dream world. The ending shows the Knight becoming the void creature and the Hollow Knight awakening near Hornet as the infection he contained mysteriously vanishes.
>>719790793it's a very obvious gender dysmorphia allegory no wonder /v/ loves it
>>719790828only thats going to be flopping is my BHC on hornet's thorax
>>719790692Just because he died doesn't mean he's dead.
SHAW
>>719789440age gap yuri...
its over
Epitome of cringe. The first game sucked, you are fucking retards for being hyped for this.
>>719790793I'm only here to shitpost (I haven't played the original nor will I play the sequel) but this idea that 'popular = tranny' needs to ACK.Do you think pizza is tranny too, since it's popular? What about certain makes of cars?>inb4 food analogy
I will now leave this board and wait 10 minutes until the game's out, don't plan on coming back until I finish it to not get spoiled. Have fun playing it anons!
10 MINUTES UNTIL SILKSONG THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>719791046>STOP ENJOYING THINGS
Sorry guys, I squished Hornet in my bathroom this morning when she ran across the floor. Game's not coming out.
A SILKSONG JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE
>>719791135Don't worry. You will grow up soon enough.
RELEASE THE SILKSONG LIST
I thought the unskippable 30 minute cinematic of the Knight mating pressing Hornet was an interesting artistic choice, but I respect it all the same. Bravo, Team Cherry.
>>719791049Good for you retardit's a tranny game because trannys fucking love it and it's tranny charactersI understand you're a mongoloid retard and you can't comprehend insanely simple concepts so I'll cut you some slack this one time
>>719785125get better at falseflagging bro
>>719791324You seem to be an expert on trannies! which one is your favourite?
THE SERVERS CAN'T HANDLE IT, PULL UPPPPPP
>>719791415Use google to find your tranny porn you mentally ill kike
It's true, after all. The so called 'white excellence' isn't just nonsense after all...! Thank you, TEAM CHERRY.Thank you, WHITE MEN.TIME FOR SOME REAL KINOENOUGH WITH THE WAIFU TRASHENOUGH WITH ANIME GIRLSENOUGH WITH JAPSHIT, CHINKSHIT, ALL WEEBSHITGIMME SOME BUGSGIMME SOMETHING BY A REAL WHITE MAN
I'm starting to think this is in the same category as sonic fanssimple designs = attract autismbecause the actual game itself is bland as fuck so the only thing left is the "fanart" aka barely better than stick figures
Is Steam down??? Can't connect
UNHOLY PREMARITAL SEX WITH HORNET in 4 MINUTES
>>719791527No
>>719791261sauce?
>>719791046yes grandpa go back to your pong game
>>719791504troonshit won't ever be popular. kys. come back when you've got more than 2 games to flaunt, westoid.
What if the game doesn't live up to the hype?
>>719785074WHY ISNT IT OUT YET FUCKKKK
>>719791324Yes, like I said:If everyone loves it, then trannies will love it too, exceptional observation, retard.Do like the trannies you love so much and ACK, faggot.
>>719791675I'll be happy if it's as good or roughly equivalent with current Hollow Knight, to be perfectly honest.
guys will this game get more players than dustborn and ac shadows?
>0 playersLMAOOOOO
30 seconds
>>719791675Then I'll have a melty and make my own fun that way.
>>719791772it will flop with maybe 1k player peak I bet
>>719791754nice reading comprehensionyou must be a pajeet
torrent chads, I'll see you in an hour
It's up
steam is stuttering
>>719791504BWC bait
WHERE IS IT
>it crashedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STEAM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRASHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Saw that coming.
>>719791772The first one went from sub 10k to 80k overnight when Silksong was announced. This is going to crack 300k easy
LOOOOOOOL
HOLY SHIT THE STEAM PAGE WENT DOWN
STEAM CAN'T HANDLE IT!
lelI'm gonna guess it's gonna reach at least 200k.
steam crashed lmao!
It's dead Jim
>something went wrongbastards
CANT BUY FUCK U GABEN
FUCK YOU GABE
>19.50 eurobased
>Silksong breaks steamyup. makes sense
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Something Went WrongWe were unable to service your request. Please try again later.E502 L3WTF GABEN
steam crashed HAHAHAHAHA
kms
7 years of hype just for>you unlocked double jump>you unlocked dasp>you unlocked wall jump
>>719785074KEK THANK YOU GABE
ITS THERESEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK
STEAM IS DOWN
>>719785074GAME IS CANCELLEDITS FUCKING OVER
Dang! The page went down.
In the cart.
its not on the playstation store yet, either... i can only wish list it...
>>719791895>>719791897>>719791940AIIEEEE BUGGERMAN SAVE ME
>>719791830>admitting you browse reddit>admitting you browse reddit to specifically to obsess over and read about tranniesInsanely embarrassing
>>719791960I don't think I've ever seen a game literally break steam by releasing. That's kind of insane.
>blaming steam instead of devs who didn't allow preordering
it has regional pricingit is 2usd for khazakistan lmao
Did Silksong's release legit crash Steam?
>wont let me add to cart
>it knocked out the entirety of the Steam Store
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
it's up!
>>719791848I thought it was 20$...
>>719792121wow you really can't read englishFUCK OFF PAJEET>>>/india/
Entire Steam crashed lol
Not on eshop yet...
It's crashing the switch eShop 2 lol
7 years of hype just for>Shaw>Hegale>Edeedo
>>719792141people were saying it was going to flop lol
lmao i knew it. I cant believe steam crashing will act as an argument for preorderinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5A5yr5STzs
>it won't crash steam storeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHGET SHIT ON
>>719792134yes.haters blown the fuck out.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>719791830>cry because you beat a videogamewhat a bunch of faggots
next time maybe let people buy before launch?kek
>>719792159That's a fake photo, there's no discount and it's $20
>>719792204Bapanada.
GABEN YOU CAN AFFORD YACHTS FIX YOUR SHITTY APP
>a $20 indie game is strong enough to kill steam
Lmao is Steam down for everyone or just me??
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEE
I'M FUCKING IN
I reloaded it and the page was up but once I tried to buy it it went down again. You guys are way to excited for this. Calm down and let people get through.
>>719792121why are you obsessed with trannies and reddit anon?
hahaha, money stolen, rugged pulled, steamies got scammed again
>>719792125DEI caused this
Can't get it in my fucking cartAlso anyone notice the soundtrack just got pulled?
>>719792204Those sounds playing when I press buttons are all I need in my life.
>>719792205>people were saying it was going to flop lol
>nintendo eshop is crashing>steam is crashingkeke
>>719792286those three fellows are now set for life
My dad who worked at Steam said they ran out of stock for SlikSong.
>>719791504gachas won tho>>719791830uh oh...
>Switch Store also crashed
I DOUBLE ADDED IT TO MY CART AND IT WONT REMOVE NOW FUCK
tried to access it from wish list but it crashed
after 20 presses it added to my cartnow my cart wont loadand it somehow put 2 silksongs LMAO
Anyone else buy it from GOG?
>so many people rushing to buy the game they killed the steam page/v/tards said the game would flop lmao
I added it to the cart like 3 times wtf now the cart won't load
Asmongold confirmed its mid, I'm refunding
>>719792290worked on my mobile but crashed the second i clicked silksong.its £16 for bongs btw.
So how is it?
FUCKING KNEEL PEASANTS
IT BEGINS GOODBYE /v/
Can all of you stop refreshing the page so I can buy it, please and thank you
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TORRENT
IM IN
HISTORICAL MOMENTI WAS HERE
It's not even up on the PSN store, they've taken it away completely. What the fuck is this bullshit?
Where's the GOG link, /v/ros.
>>719792471Fuck you Anon
>add to cart does nothingAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCK LET ME IN
thoose three nigaas down under are set for life lmao!
FUCK GABEN
can some people stop spamming the serverssome anons are trying to buy a game here
YOUR FIRST STEAM CHARTS IMAGE SIRGONNA BE SEEING A LOT OF THESE LATER
Game downloading now, 47%
>>719792419GOGchads win again.
ITS FUCKING BREAKINGFUCK
>>719792610>5,341 playersWhat went wrong?
STEAM IS ALIVE
>>719792564It added it to my cart 3 times
>Team Cherry literally destroyed Steam, which millions of people use every dayEveryone who bought HK should be ashamed of themselves
A final salute for everyone who didn't make it to see this glorious day, and a toast to everyone of us who dido7
>store crashes immediatelykek
>>719792627>2.28gbIT'S OVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 100GB AND HAVE FULLY MODELED HORNET PUSSY
>>719792551See you later bucko!
did silksong crash steam?
I got to the payment processing screen and it got removed from my cart FUUUUUUUUCK
>>719792564It worked don't worry. Just doens't update immediately because a hundred thousand lunatics are trying to do the same right now.
>>719792595They already were. Hollow Knight sold 15 million copies. Now their children's children's children are set for life too.
>>719792610OH NO NO NO HAHHAHAHAHAHA
I've waited many years, I can wait a few more hours until FOMOfags stop breaking Steam.
so much for "pre-ordering... is le bad" posters
>>719791504That's what happens when you're free of jap or SEA/ASIAN slave mentality & porn bait. The white man truly marches on with his boundless creativity and Faustian spirit.
Page seems up now but getting error with cart now.
dude
>>719792680One for me, and one for the homies that we lost.
>>719792610>all the silksong shitposting was just a couple of very loud retards>they managed to convince the world this was le most hyped game of all timejej
All over the world, transfolx everywhere are mashing REFRESH on the steam store so they can buy their wholesome bug game
kek
>>719792759its so overim not going to be able to play silksong until 2026 at the earliest
why is this game so overhyped?
I CAN'T REDEEM IT AAAAAAAAAA
>>719792735I think we're breaking different apis as we all bumrush each step that comes back online
>>719792868>already x10OH NO NO NO NO NO OPBROS
anyone having issue actually paying/at checkout in steam?
...
>>719792985>46k people fell for the silksong meme
>>719792892how is hollow knight wholesome, the entire story is misery like dank souls
>>719792680A toast for the fact that we got to see Silksong release, and one for those who passed waiting for it.
>>719792057>>719792154>>719792227>>719792723>>719792914GABEN fix your shit
>Steam won't let me buy the gameIt's OVER
>>71979286890% of the people can't even buy the game right now
>>719792985WHY CANT I PLAY IT
>>719792928It's a damn good metroidvania, even I was a non believer until I met Soul King
>>719793047every time you ask something of gaben HL3 gets DELAYED BY ANOTHER WEEK
i'm happy for you guys, i'm going back to nightreign have fun o7
>>719792997where the fuck is is ? It should be available. What the fuck is Sony doing ?
>>719792892>wholesome bug gameUh, anon...
>>719793045for those that ACK'ed
eShop working yet?
>>719792985>not even as much as hollow knightkek what a floppa
>>719793068you have to beat the payment processor boss first
>>719793137Did you play any other metroidvanias in the years after playing Reddit Knight?
FUCK YOU SONY YOU SLANT EYED TRANNIES LET ME BUY SILKSONG YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS
>Other indie devs have conspired to literally turn off Steam so that Silksong flopsDAMN
I've changed my mind. This is cracking 500k.
YEAH THANKS COOL VERY COOL I GUESS I JUST WON'T FUCKING PLAY IT THEN
>>719793162hope you get a good run nigga
>>719792997>>719793167PSN tends to update around noon EST, sadly. if its not up in 2 hours then i dont fucking know. thankfully i wasn't going to play it til this afternoon when my gf gets home to see it
There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.is this part of the game?
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN
I now have it in my steam cart 8 times and I cant remove any of them
>>719792914>>719793254>game is already sold outfuck
I CANNOT ADD TO CART FUCK YOU GABEN
REEEEEEEEEE
IT LITERALLY DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY
THANKS GABE
This is why you should have pre-ordered, retards, they DO run out of digital copies.
>>719793251triple that at LEAST
>>719793306Payment processors are overloaded
Sooooooo, can we sue Gaben for this??
FUCK GABEN I'LL JUST BUY IT ON NINTENDO
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
i got in gog but i cant download...
nigga what
>>719793201ESHOP WORKING
>>719793435he must give us free hats and cs2 skins
>>719793475you added two anon
apologize.
Go do something else and come back to try again in a few hours you turbospergs.
>>719793306>>719793362>>719793396>>719793475>gaben is too good to take our money nowAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU NIGGERS I BOUGHT IT ON GOGVAVLE AND SONY ARE DOUBLE NIGGERS
TEAM CHERRY MUST APOLOGIZE FOR BREAKING STEAMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
this is a colossal fumble by valve
Got it in cart but it's saying it's having problems displaying it in cart. Getting steam logo trying to reload in cart and then it crashes saying "There was a problem displaying this item". It crashes when I try to continue payment.
AAAIIIEEE LOAD ALREADY
>they fell for the DRM meme
>>719793554>Go do something else and come back to try again in a few hours you turbospergs.No!
>managed to buy it but it won't start downloading
>>719793554no.i literally waited for this game to come out for years, go suck your mom.
>>719785074Overrated dogshit game
Millions must refresh
>>719792174>tranny accusation falls flat>immediately move to option B, IndiansEmbarrassing letting disgusting trannies and Indians occupy so much of your headspaceSuicide seems imminent.
>>719793553Timmy literally doesn't even have the game for sale
>>719793554No, causing a DDOS attack on payment systems is part of the experience now.
>>719793627>i literally waited for this game to come out for yearsSo have I. I can wait a couple hours now.
Why is it so expensive
BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwik3O1Nm6Mshe didnt make it
physical bros, we laugh
Captain, we've recovered the Store System but the Web API module is going haywire! We can't get a signal!
>>719793642learn english if you don't want to get outted as a pajeet you fucking retard
>Go woke go bro-
>Still not up on PSNWhy didn't they allow for preorders and downloads so I could have it locked and ready to go? Dumb cunts.
>>719792341>AI>purple URLJesus
>>719793675He'll give it to us for free, man of the people
Just closed Steam, I'll come back later. I just decreased the server's load, you're welcome.
ok how do I beat the second boss?
Fuck this. I'm going to GOG.
>>719793713should've just gone with continuing Hollow Knight as was planned
>>719793752good job pajeet. You know a color in english and what google AI is.
>>719793734>outtedOoof, it's spelled outed. Better luck next time, champ.
What's this phenomenom called?
Jesus what a fucking disaster. It's cherrys fault for not letting me preorder and preload.This is literally the one time i wanted to do it.
>thinking about just buying it on GoG to bypass steams fucked serversenjoy not getting my money you mongs, should've let us pre-order.
I CAN'T FUCKING BUY THE GAME!!!
i can pirate the game before i can buy it
CREDIT CARD JEW BOSS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT WAT THE FAK TEAM CHERRY
>>719793858form slop
>>719793858we are so fucking back
Fuck this I'm jacking off to Behind the Dune instead
Team Cherry is so fucking retarded, why they didn't let people pre-order it? Fucking hell.
>>719793858Zoomers.
>>719793586>refuse to put out preorders to stagger the buying wave>it crashes the steam because retards all rushed in first minute it was availableHope valve fine australian faggots out of most of their money.
>>719793858"what's wrong with the modern gaming industry" part 1 (10 hour documentary)
so where are the anons that guessed that steam will have maybe 200k at best?lmaoit will be immediate 1mil+ players
GUYS I GOT THE ESTIMATED TOTAL TO DISPLAY AND IT CRASHED
>>719793857>pajeet trying to act like he speaks english all of a suddensure thing jeet
JUST LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEYFUCK
>>719793962>no pre-orders>no reviewsGrim.
>>719793807>>719793878So long, suckers.
>>719791054I finished it already without side stuff (15 hours straight), its mid as fuck
COME ON GOG STOP FUCKING FAILING
I've beaten phase 1 (getting it into the cart)But phase 2 (making the purchase) is kicking my ass.Dreading phase 3 (>>719793624)
I CAN'T EVEN BUY IT ON GOG THE SITE IS MELTING DOWN
Do you niggas even have a job? Just wait until later in the day when things calm down. You don't need to play this right now.
>20 minutes and counting
STICKY NOW MODS!!!
>>719794090>2025>joblmaoo
GAAAAAAAAAABE YOU FAT FUUUUUUUUCK
>>719794063Happened to me. Don't use Galaxy to install it, download the 2 GB installer.Galaxy will then recognize it.
worst game release EVER
>>719793580>>719792627>>719793807>holy shit I forgot I could just get it there>you guys saved my ass from getting creamed by steamIS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY BUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ISN'T WORKING EITHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAguess I'll have to do this >>719793905
>>719794090It's half past five in the afternoon you fucking asshole people in my country get off work at four
>>719794090>Do you niggas even have a job?lmao, fuck off nigger
>>719794090Yeah it's called night shift fucking moron
Finished itIt's shit
>>719794139Bro I wish I didn't have one trust me
nakeyjakey is in
>>719794090I NEED IT
>>719794090trannies don't work
>PROCEED TO PAYMENT>ERRORCOME THE FUCK ON
Works on my machine, PC vegans ;)
fuck you gabeyou had one job one fucking jobyou fucking fat fuck
did this happen ever before?dont think so
>>719794183Download the offline installer.
>>719794090I had a job until a month ago, now I'm getting unemployment gibsAnyway I'm thinking I might go to the gym or something for a couple hours, or maybe just goon
>>719794228chuck it or sneed it?
>>719794090>jobHuh?
>>719794157THANKS THIS WORKED
>>719794090In this economy!?
>>719794229Don't worry you wont soon enough, better hope your local government learns to accept most people being unemployed before it implodes
>>719794090i had a job but they replaced me with copilot
>>719794349HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL NOT THERE!?
>>719794315deltatroon release but not to this extent
>finally get to checkout>8 items in cart
Is filling the map still really difficult where you have to find the hidden mapmaker in each region?I liked hollow knight but the way you had to find that mapmaking bug to actually fill in the map was too much for me.
>>719793993>jeet jeet jeetMindbroken, obsessed with trannies and Indians to the point where even basic spelling fails.I weep for the future, then I am reminded you are inches away from suicide. I smile, for not all is lost.
>>719794328Don't fall the DRM meme.GOGchads win again.
/v/ hasn't been this excited for a game since Elden Ring
>>719793554Fuck you, you just want to buy it yourself and you're hoping we believe you.
>>719794090I start my new job next week. I only have about 144 hours to beat Silksong.
>>719785125Fpbp
How the fuck they can't handle a couple thousand people?
>flatmates get back in two hours and basically make the internet unusable when they doPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
gog wongamepass won
INSTALL QUICKER YOU STUPID FUCK
>>719794427He just sells you a small piece of a small premade map.Once you buy the quill you can make your own map from exploration and don't really need him anymore
Nintendo wins again! Eat shit, everyone else !
>we're back to this nowNIGGER
Biggest flop of 2025
>>719793905link
>>719794608>please understand>you waited seven years>what's another seven hours?
>>719794440learn english if you don't want people to call you a pajeetit's as simple as that.enjoy killing yourself pajeet
FUCK YOU TENDIES!
It was funny at first but I'm seriously fucking mad now it's been nearly 30 minutes and the biggest video game store front in the world can't handle a hyped up indie side scroller
>>719785074SILKSONG BROKE STEAM
Do I just have to accept that I won't be playing this for at least 12 hours?
>>719793045Can we have a toast to your fucking hairline, instead?
this is the problem with steam having >90% of PC gaming market share
>paying for gameslol
>>719794090I always have Thursdays off. I thought it was a weird day/time to launch but it was perfect for my scheduleI was looking forward to having a cozy little morning, had my tea ready and I can't even buy the gamelol
>>719794553It's 300 megabytes
how do you even fix this?isnt the only solution to wait people to give up and go offline so servers get offloaded?
>>719794783gib the link plox
>>719794738for real.the most retarded decision was to not just let people pre-order it.saw this shit coming from a mile away.
>>719794551Silksong's playercount is about to clear 100k
I'll just say one thing about the game before leaving. Hornet's voice when you jump while weakened at the start is so fucking hot.
fuck you gaben i'm back to playing total war
Works on my Nintendo Switch 2 ;)
>>719794783i will go to heaven and you wont
I heard Deltarune also crashed Steam.How long was that one for?
>>719794849its on cs rin
WHY DID YOU JUST NOT LET US PREORDER IT GOD AUSTRALIANS ARE BEYOND RETARDED
>>719793938Based, Jessica is hot as fuck.
Wheres the crack?
>>719794698Let's say hypothetically I was a jeet.What does that mean for you that, not only is my spelling better, but my grammar too?Sad!
Done the first boss.
>i've been trying to give gaben my money for over 30 minutes now
>game on steam: 8GB>game on torrent/fileshare: 2.4GBAm i being cheated? I don't want my pc to get aids.
>>719793045was totalbiscuit still alive when it was announced?
>>719794816my download drops down to 2mb when my flatmates are streaming with their 4k TV's.i fucking hate it.
>>71979492520 seconds
This is already one of the biggest shitstorms in gaming of the past year
>>719794904>immediate seethelol
>>719794904>going to hell for pirating gamesyeah he is going to hell for that, meanwhile the joos are not.
>>719794972compressed files
>>719794553>not knowing how to throttle individual devices connected to the router
>>719794262flew too close to the sun, can't open the store anymore
>>719794972Torrents are made for Russians with 1kb/s download. It will always be compressed.
Finally it's relevant againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY
I'm having a blast (in this thread with other people who can't get it yet)
IT KEEPS GOING UP HOW DO WE STOP IT
>>719794972They removed the pronouns
>>719795113russia is top 2 for the best internet in the world lol
>>719794972The .sh on Gog for linux is only 2.4GB.
We've waited 7 years, what's another day or two?
GOD DAMNIT WHY I JUST WANNA PLAY IT
FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI WAS SO CLOOOOOOOOOOSE
It's installed.
>>719793938Based
>>71979521395% of people cant even buy the gameit will have at least 2mil people
>filiter the word "Silksong" to avoid spoilers>51 threads hidden>still see about 20 silksong threads that don't have the name this truly is the biggest vidya happening in a long time
>>719795238based for using linux but all three (Win/Mac/Linux) GOG releases are around 2.3GB
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY FOR 30 MINUTES YOU FAT FUCK
>>719795017>Finally have the game we've been waiting for ready to play after 7 years>Half an hour into launch and still unable to play itWhy can't things just go right?
>>719794590Ooooh! Awesome!
>successfully buy game>its not in library>huh>get a new emailfor fucks sake
it had not once occured to me that all of the digital storefronts would crash from god damn silksongfug
Shazambros... it's so over...
>>719795452what movie is that?
>>719795383Last time /v/ was like this was the DD2 announcement
WORTH THE WEIGHT
>>719795427Leave me alone I'm playing Silksong
>>719795489Burn After Reading
>>719795213steamchart wont even load for me
>>719795475they're all buggedeh get it?
>>719795253Just pirate it, fuck those dogshit virtue signalling devs for not adding preorders because they are "muh evil" even though they could have just easily omitted the preorder bonus.
add to cart straight up doesn't work anymore
>>719795537thanks been meaning to watch some pitt movies so anyways, how long do you think we have to wait till the game is "buyable"
>>719795487This is all bots btw
>>719795260Should have preordered it.
preorders existedit was called kickstarterget in line
WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO BUY IT AND NOT ME? JUST TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY, YOU CUNTS
>>719795627Cartlets btfot. payment method chad
>game delayed for 7 years >finally release it>they completely botch the release to delay it even furtherENOUGH WITH THE AUSSIE NONSENSE
>even when the game finally releases it get delayed
>>719795661alive internet theory
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHODBUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHODBUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHODBUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHODBUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHODBUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
>>719794783Please share the link anon
>>719795763its all kickstarter people
>>719795652I genuinely have no idea.
Pirate sites are down tooSilkchads I kneel
Looks like im pirating this and buying at a discount much later.Worthless fucking retarded nobrain niggers. Both TC and Gaben are to blame. Adios.
>>719795778get fuckednow I've gotta figure out how to remove two of them
>>719795778can you buy it without adding to the cart? how?
4chan will be down soon too just wait till all normies come here asking when and how to buy the game
What color error gremlins are you guys getting?
>>719795960gently anon, gently, don't fuck it up
I hope these cunts choke on their own hubris.
>>719796008>normies>going to 4chan to ask a question
>>719796027>still on the gremlin minibossI'm on the payment processing error
>>719795079this, imagine not whitelisting devices on your router
>>719796132>payment processing error bossdont worry many anons like me have been stuck on it the past 30+ minsunbeatable
>>719795849It's not. Steam just randomly worked for me in the first couple minutes. I've been playing this whole time.
>the game is less than $10Thanks team cherry
>it looks like you've attempted a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.
>>719796243I'm gonna poop
It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.new boss unlocked
HYHYX-TXN7X-ZA4YYreverse order
alright. buying through humble bundle is the way
>>719796410can you even launch it tho?
Lads it is installed. I will see you tomorrow for the F-F-F-F-Friday thread, other than that I am offline.
SHOPPING CART ISNT WORKINGHOW DO I BUY IT WITHOUT SENDING TO THE CART FIRST
Playstationbros...
>>719796357THANKS
>>719796473Good, now i know where i can spoil the game kek
>>719796473linux
>>719796410>>719796471
They're nuts if they think people won't be out for blood over this shit
does steam lose money if all the players opt for GOG instead?
>>719796518They assume you're going to watch it on Youtube, since thats how most PS games are playedi'm still waiting for it to appear as well
>>719796554can you play it tho, set it german for proof
>>719796601yeah, they're really stupid, they should just push the "make the store work" button
>>719796601yes they do. stupid gaben, fuck you
>>719796653This, but unironically
>>719796542Arch
I got the new error.
this is getting a bit silly now
>>719796723nice
Guess my brother's gonna have to wait.
>>719796653>>719796670oh god i hope this lose a lot of potential earnings from this and GOG actually comes out on top for once lol
has anyone actually managed to buy through steam or is it all humble bundletheyre making bank lol
>>719796732you have to backtrack now
>>719796631just humble it up my guy
just buy it from Humble and activate on https://store.steampowered.com/account/registerkey
>>719796732Wow, second area unlocked already.
maybe just maybe instead of ddosing the sitemake yourself a pot of tea and read a book for a couple of hours?
HXHYX-TX67X-Z44YYenjoy
>>719796817supposedly there are people playing it on steam but i have no idea how, its been nothing but nonstop errors since the game went live
>>719796862hmmmno
>>719796941yeah you play your humble bundle copy on steam hence the question
>>719796893>trusting a key on 4chan
up on the igg
I already finished the game and honestly the most surprising part was at the end when John Silksong just goes "It's Silksongering time!" and then he just Silksong all over the place.
>>719797029like what's the worst that could happen to you if you use it anon lolinvalid key btw
is the gog version drm free?
>>719797114gog is always drm free.
>>719797093I thought the Hornet sex and birthing scenes were a bit much myself
>>719797114all their games are no drm
>>719797114No, gog has its own version of DRM called galaxy
>>719797175I thought so too at first but after the trip back in time where it shows Hornet being her own grandmother, it all made sense.
So the store will be down until Gaben comes back from his 3 course meal lunch?
>>719797097>>719796357>HYHYX-TXN7X-ZA4YY>reverse orderthis one was hentai game
Don't but it on Humble, kek>>719797197>>719797197
imagine how retarded you'd have to be to try to buy a game for an hour lmfao THAT IS LITERALLY ME FUCK LET ME BUY THE GAME ALREADY AAAHHHH
>Keys are temporarily exhausted for this productARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>719797854calm down anon, they have to restock the digital product!
>>719797854>>719798085>we finally ran out of bandwidthAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719798085My friend's father works at the digital copy factory and he said they all have to pull emergency triple shifts for the release, they're even recalling old retired guys
Moss Mother's theme slaps btwAlso John Silksong starts the game as a slave who escapes and then decides to be a bad enough dude to climb the citadel and hold the veiled ones accountable for enslaving him.
>>719798427>John SilksongYour forced meme isn't funny, faggot.>slapsSo you are a broccoli head nigger, that explains it.
