Translator anon here, trailer today. I can't believe it, still feels weird to me. Enjoy!
>>719790907I choose to believe in you fren, so, I WILL get hyped
>>719790907I am hyped, and I believe this is real.
hl and hl2 are dumb shitty millennial moviegames
Oh nono silksisters, our spotlight!!!
>>719791074>>719791180
>>719791323>moviegamesdo you know what a moviegame is?
>>719791413yeh its all ur dum millennial gamesim trans btw
>>719791413yes games that have>retarded cutscenes dumping reddit tier writing exposure on the player>walk and talk/do nothing sections where characters just yap and nothing is happeningso half life is definitely a retarded millennial woke moviegame
>>719790907not trueeee... i dont want to beleive.. i will be hurt... show prooof
>>719791932the game never takes control away from you, even when you are getting yapped at, you can still do things and play with the level and physics (that control by definition makes it a GAME), you may not like it, but it is. Please tell me a game you like
>>719791932Is it your actual opinion or are you just being contrarian for the sake of it? Marc Laidlaw's writing is not even close to "Reddit". Are you sure you even played the game or are you just copying some lingo from this board?
>>719792510>you can walk around in a small playpen while BIPOCs yap at you instead of skippingBravo valve
>>719792510>the game never takes control away from you, even when you are getting yapped at, you can still do things and play with the level and physics (that control by definition makes it a GAME)this is not gameplay, barely a level above than "pass through a crack in the wall while we load the next level" or "jump on the ledges by pressing X in the correct timing">>719792546>Is it your actual opinion yes>Are you sure you even played the gameyes, multiple times actually
>>719790907my janitor works at dad and he told me valve 3 is canceled
>>719790907I don't understand, what is that?
>>719792721Still a game.
>>719791932>>retarded cutscenes dumping reddit tier writing exposureI think the term you were looking for is "exposition" you illiterate third world monkey
>>719791323>>719791932>>719792721>people actually respond to a contrarian looking for (You)sHave 3 now piss off
>>719790907there won't. If there is, it wil be a fisappointment. It would just be a half life 2 episode 3. Stop talking about it it's dumb.Also half life 2 is overrated. Half life 1 is good
>>719792898Yep. A moviegame.
>>719791932>half-life>milennial>doesn't know gen x'ers played half life when it was released in their 20s.
>>719792780So the games are shit yet you played through them multiple times?
>>719792780As I said, you may not like it, but it IS a game. You press button, pixel light changes: Game.
>>719792963Calling Half-Life 2 a moviegame is the most retarded shit I've seen on /v/ in a long time. Bravo.
I feel like an absolute stupid baboon monkey at only one point during HL2 hard difficulty; it takes 20 tries to beat the fucking double gunship courtyard.If it were just two gunships, I could manage.If it were the combine towers shooting down at you, I could manage.But then those fucking useless bugs constantly get in my fucking way holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaY1jV96jIGabe is fat
>>719792905you are correct, doesn't make me any less wrong thotry addressing the argument next time lil bro>>719792987hl2 is definitely peak millennial game>>719792989yes?my opinion could change on the second playtrough and it didn'tdo you just play all games once and forget about them consuming that shit like a netflix tv show?>>719793049nope, it's a moviegame, I don't see why you have such a hard time at acknowledging this, I didn't say it's a bad game, it's just a shitty moviegame that's all, my words mean nothing if it's universally acclaimed as one of the best games of the decade of its release
>>719790907Can actually confirm that this is true, my uncle works at nintendo
>>719790907>HL3 IS TOTALLY COMING GUYS!>ANY DAY NOW>DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!>ITS COMING SOON ITS GONNA BE EPIC!>CHECK OUT MY PATREON BTWshut up the tyler who cried wolf
>>719793492There is no argument to be made if you're too stupid to realize that the only games with no exposition are unity asset swap shovelware. Even those devs usually understand you need some kind of hook.
>>719793634
My nintendo works at my uncle
bait thread full of bait posts
>>719793801i would advice against arguing with trolls
>>719790907Crazy how valve fucked this up for so long an entire new generation doesnt give a shit about half life exists now
>>719794207Who cares about the new generation? They will follow the trends when they see all the talk on social media
I wonder how many OG Half-Life fans have died since 2007
>>719790907NEH
nothing ever happens and in the rare case something happens, it's never good
>>719795748At least 1 million if not more
>>719790907https://youtu.be/lr4MLD2Qfjo?si=M5Vf3AP7ADVAEZDh
I'm actually expecting that a shitshow will happen when it turns out it's not Half-Life
>>719791413half life is honestly worse than a movie game because at least movie games let you just watch or skip the cutscenes while half demands your input during the entire thing on every playthrough.
>>719797836Anon, nobody cares about your sex life, stop posting this already
>>719790907>It's real
>>719790907There's a tiny space in my heart that still believes...
>>719798013>he doesn't stack props on top of NPCs while waiting for the cutscene to endskill issue
>>719798229It's not about believing anymoreIt's about whether or not we could move on and live a happy life
>>719790907>trailer todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c
holy shit!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bky4rvUmm8
>>719790907This post actually made me feel some type of way, imagining how I'll feel when Valve actually announces. I wonder when it'll happen. I'm guessing some time next year from what we know about how far along development is, but with Valve likely next year might as well be who the fuck knows when. In a sense I'm grateful to Valve, sometimes I feel like the only stoic fucker in a world of seething retards.
>>719790907is it VR you triple fag?!
>>719799201I really fucking wish it was, but sadly based on the leaks it's flatscreen only.
>>719799746fucking gaben
>>719797979>and now for the long awaited new multiplayer game from Valve, Deadlock!
>>719799994Unc, deadlock is still cooking, they just got their 32nd hero, if they release it now shit's gonna be disastrous
>>719790907>source instead of source 2Fake and gay
>>719801548silence, broccoli
>>719797979When what turns out to not be Half-Life? Is there anything happening at all?
I don’t want Half-Life 3. I want Artifact.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>719793147Cope however you want, retard.
>>719790907valvebro here. we have only sent translation out for the indian languages.
>>719790907Surely this time for sure!
