SILKSONG RELESES IN 10 MINUTESCONSIDER THIS THE LAUNCU THREADARE YOU FUCKING BUGFUCKERS READY??
Switch game btw
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
5 MINUTES!!!
>>719791237
ENJOY YOUR SILK
>>719791382
>>719791520
horny sex
we made it bros we actually fuckin made it
WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME
IT'S MID-TROIDVANIA TIME
>>719791382I’m not a cuck to play a cuck shot for cucks
i'm so excited i got butterflies in my stomachi didn't think it was possible to feel this way about vidja when you're a geriatric
my hornet is ready
>>719791382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFa0QoHWvEyou now realize that there are people who died while waiting for silksong
I CAN'T BELEIVE IT'S FINALLY HERE
WHERE IS ESHOP
in before it's actually $80
3MIN AND I DIDN'T CHARGE MY CONTROLLER
I'VE GOT TO SHIT NOOOOO I'LL MISS THE LAUNCH
>>719791682fuck it i'd pay it
Listening to dirtmouth rn brosCant wait for this soundtrack to blow me away
https://youtu.be/CiXQSGB-wIA?si=ICNxRocAanzQnwfR
>>719791682already confirmed 19.99
A HORNET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>719791682>Refresh page>Release date updated to next year
>>719791382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI9QlmDf_0
>>719791696>not having your gaming diaper ready. You had seven years to prepare for this moment, anon.
>>719791742I would unironically kms
>>719791696NOHYEH WADUHELL
It's been one hell of a clown shown everybugSee you on the other side
>>719791640PERFORMING FOR YOU
>One minuteAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S TIME TO S-S-S-SHAW
steam page just crashed
SILKSONG STORE PAGE IS DOWN
aaand steam is dead
WE'VE BEEN TRICKED
WHERE IS IT
RIP
>Something Went WrongIt's fucking over
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S DOWN
>STEAM CRASHING
WE BROKE STEAM
NOOOOOOOOO COME BACK
rofl
>Something Went Wrong>We were unable to service your request. Please try again later.
LOLLMAO EVENNot even fucking cyberpunk did that
STEAM DIED LMAO
LET ME SPEND MY MONEYYYYYYY
>Something went wrong.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
lets fucking goooooo!
IT'S BEEN CANCELLED FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>719791775Code?
SHE CAN'T HANDLE IT CAPTAIN
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WOULD HAPPEN BUT IT HAPPENED
>>719791823IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
AHHHHH REFRESHING THE .RU THREAD
WE DID IT BOYS, WE BEAT SILKSONG
LMAO
lmfao
STEAM IS FUCKING DEAD
Silksong got cancelled...
GOG IS UP! IM DOWNLOADING!
STEAM LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT
LMAOOOOOOOO
Sorry guys we actually meant september 4th 2026.
>Something went wrongAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7 dollars in my country let's fucking go
SILKSONG CRASHED WHOLE STEAM STORE
Where's the dumb asshole who said "why do you wanna preorder?" now? Choking on a smegma-ridden unwashed cock, hopefully.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>719791237i'm in
>error updating cartwho could have seen this coming
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ON SWITCH
>>719791996liar liar
THEY DELAYED LMAOOOOOO2027
steamies lost. gog won.KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKKK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
we in
LET ME FUCKING BUY IT AAAAAAAAAA
APRIL FOOLS
let me the fuck in
GABEN PLS
FUCKING GABEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ahhhhhhh yesssss so long suckers
See you in a week or two.
>>719792061it's out on eshop Switch next Tuesday, retard!
see you fuckers
this is hilarious lmao
>>719792103Heh now try clicking the button
page back up but can't add to cart.>ErrorREEEEEE
I'm a winner
>>719791237>traffic killed SteamHoly shit.
there was a problem updating your cart
I can't even get to my cart after finally adding it.I wonder what the CCU will be at this point.
>steam ran out of silksong codes
I CAN'T ADD IT TO THE CART
TBD>TBDTBD>TBDTBD
>>719792103wtf how is it 7 dollars20 eurinos here
>>719792179>>719792194
AHHH HORNET IS SUCKING MY DICK IRL HELP GUYS
I can't add it to cart NOOOOOOO
OH SHIT IM IN
STEAM CRASHED
>>719792170>only 2.1 gboh no no no
Steam should basically just require you to put your game up for pre-order or pre-purchase after this fiasco
I CAN'T FUCKING BUY IT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
SOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONGSOMETHING WENT WRONG>SOMETHING WENT WRONG
I hate Polish prices
>>719792170IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEE
>>719792247its compressed you dolt
>activate ze DDOS attack>contact ze payment processors>rally ze discord hons
YOU FUCKING FUCKS, STOP FUCKING THE SITE AND LET ME BUY ITYOU FUCKS, YOU DIRTY FUCKSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS
HERO VOICE: OFF
ADDTOCARTALREADY
surely one of you fuckers got lucky and managed to buy it before things went downdrop a screenshot
LET ME BUY THE GAME GABEN YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
this game BROKE me>t. steam
*SCREAMS*
>>719792250Why? This is funny.
lol paying for it right now
Team Cherry are fucking cunts. On top of everything else related to them doing nothing to keep fans in the loop they then disallow preorders just because they want to be smug opaque cunts about the price. Now this shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME IN
it's in my cart let me buy it
>>719792246I CAN'T FUCKING BUY MY STUPID BUG GAME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>719792291not falling for fake leaks again
millions must die
Someone please write something funny in the reviews
Eshop is down lol
>>719792250>noo I have to wait like 1-2 extra minutes to play the fotm my life is overGrow up.
BYE
>>719792291Bro got early access lmaaaooooooPlease spoiler screenshots from now on btw please
uuh snoysisters, why the fuck can't I buy the game????
LET ME IN
I can't buy on switch 2 is it broke?
HOW THE FUCK ARE RANDOM FUCKING STREAMERS LIKE CAEDREL WHO PROBABLY NEVER PLAYED HOLLOW KNIGHT TILL THIS WEEK ABLE TO HAVE THE GAME ALREADY YET IT WONT GO TO CART FOR ME? WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT
And thats why there is nothing wrong with fucking preorders
cant even use steam front page
>>719792250>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST CONSOOM IMMEDIATELY THE SECOND SOMETHING COMES OUT I CAN'T WAIT I MUST SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGIE NOW
I CLICK THE BUTTON BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>719792414The hornet dies at the end
hwueh heh heh
LATER
>>719792415>Please spoiler screenshots from now on btw please
>>719792360They could have simply allowed people to start purchasing it an hour or so before the launch so this wouldn't happen. All the fucking indie devs who stepped aside to let this game come out and this is how they treat everyone else?
>>719792465Same
>>719792440anon there are plenty of things wrong with preorders
GAMEPASS CHADS WHERE WE AT
CAN'T ADD FUNDSFUUUUUUCK>There was an error processing your requestVALVE BOOT UP THE BACKUP SERVERS, DO SOMETHING
>>719792250>muh fiasco>because he has to wait for buying a gameyou hk haters really grasp on anything you can now do you
IT WON'T LET ME ADD IT TO THE CART WHAT THE FUCK I KEEP CLICKING AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
I'LL FUCKING STOP YOU ALLI HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STOP THISGABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
SEETHE
SURVIVED PALWORLD MY ASS
FUCKING PS STORE DO YOUR JOB
fucking incompetent
>>719792465Im ready for 200 silksongs in my cart at this point
>3 australians unironically save videogames
>>719792509>He didn't add to wallet a day before L M A OMAO
has a game ever crashed steam before?
Fuck youuuu
Post Gabens face when rn when silk broke steamie
>>719792509>he didn't add funds to his steam wallet in advance
>>719792538A GABEN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HE FUCKING FLEW OVER
>>719792543It survived Cyberpunk which was 1mil players
An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.
SHAW
>>719792542>INSTALARGood morning, sirs
>>719792542Monkey pride worldwide
>they actually crashed steamlmao
How the fuck did one indie crash every fucking storeHello?Has a AAA even done this?
sick
I can't believe people fell for this shit meme game. Endless envy of Team Cherry.
https://litter.catbox.moe/dyfbkefz7qsnmclc.mp4
>>719792465>Thank you for buying 50 copies of Hollow Knight: Silksong
STOP CRASHING STEAM YOU FUCKERS REAL BUGFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO GAME
>>719792609I use gog sometimes but their launcher is so shit
>>7197924792.1gb?
>>719792641isn't that spanish?
>>719792664holy fuark!!!
THE FIORST BOSS SHOWS UP BEFORE YOU EVEN BUY THE GAME
Has any other game crashed steams store like this before?
>>719792657No tripple aaa studio is as powerful as a three aussie indie team
PirateGODS does it have any DRM or does goldberg and co work?
I ADDED TO MY CART BUT NOW I CAN'T VIEW MY CART. THIS IS PROGRESS
I. CAN'T. CONSOOOOM.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>719792687What was it like wasting hours of your life thinking it was going to flop?
Im on Switch and it’s downloading right nowMiyamoto > Gaben
>>719792730just wait until you get to his second phase
>>719792746day 1 gog release brother
>>719792408>>719792449Or...they could have just planned ahead and easily avoided crashing the entire steam store? I'm just asking for them to use an already existing feature. If you opened a building on time and I showed up on time opening the door shouldn't cause every other business on the street to close down for an unspecified amount of time when they could have just opened the door a little early
>>719792657It's because there was no preorder
This is my punishment for not finishing all the pantheons... forgive me bros...
It crashed Nintendo's store too btw. Opening the page on switch2 says "there was a problem and the page could not be displayed."
>>719792730How do you defeat him?
>somethingwentwrong>somethingwentwrong>somethingwentwrongfucking piece of shit, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WOULD RATHER PIRATE FUCKKKKKfuck this shit, there are NO REWARDS for being a decent human being AND THIS IS PROOF. I'm going to wait a couple more hours for the torrent instead, shitty fucking service FUCK
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>>7197927413x A(ussies)
>>719792746its 2gb size game literally under minute download
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It went back to "coming soon"... it's over...
>>719792719Download. Should be 8 after unpacking
>>719792879
>>719792657Not really, probably because of preorders
>>719792810It will be fine in an hour. It's not a big deal.
12 bucks for the ost? no thank you lmao
I'm downloading from GOG>>719792861>tfw Australian and have to wait half an hour
>stores are fucking crashingAnd there are unironically retards on /v/ that tell you that this would bomb and that there was no hype for this at all LOL
>>719792657AAA games nowadays need preorders, when was the last time you saw a game, even moderately sized that didn't release with preorders at least or early access at worst
So frail and fine
alright everyone, i can fix thisif you all just fucking stop making inputs into your computer i can FUCKING BUY THE GAME, STOP REFRESHING, STOP DICKING OVER THE STOREFUCK
Where do I pirate it? gog-games.to has crashed
>>719792685UPLOAD IT
>Aussie shitposting instinct so strong they don't let people pre-order to crash steam to show how succesful their game is7 years development, just couldn't stop adding stuff and having fun making the game. Legends
>Added to your cart (8) Items!W-what?
How can some shitty ass indie game even crash the whole store. THE FUCK
>>719792747That happened to me and then it disappeared from my cartFUCK
>A fucking indie game is so big that it crashes steamI hope all the triple A studios are crying right now
>>719792517>fiasco>a store that can't sell anythingYeah it's kind of a fucking problem, in a fair world Team Cherry would get blacklisted from Steam for intentionally crashing the store page. It's not like this hasn't happened before and there are already features that exist to avoid this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719792807THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOUT CONSOOOOMING IT'S ABOUT GIVING YOU MONKEY VALVEPLEASE I BEG OF YOU
>the game is in my cart 9 times>cannot remove themwhat do
>>719792982F5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5c5c5c5c5c5c4cc5c4c4c4c4c42kkwoaoqnsbdbkoqoqo1929292982bsnalamamamamoq
>>719792657It has a secret third phase, too.
>>719792360Lmao faggot, this is way more fun
>>719792746Pretty sure it's DRM-free, no?I mean it's on GOG.
>>719793005it crashed 2 stores
it's up on gog steamies
Sony do your fucking job and update your page
>>719793005How generous of you to buy us keys anon!
>>719793005rugged
>>719793005EIGHT COPIES OF SILKSONG, WHAT A CHAD
>play for 5 minutes>combat is still floaty dogshit>worldbuilding still "zoomer's first metroidvania" level of qualityAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's a refund.
OkayIt's not funny anymoreIT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNYLET ME INLET ME INLET ME INLET ME INRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ERROR CODE TIER LIST>ELDER GOD TIERError Code: 2Something Went Wrong>SHIT TIERError Code: 10
why it cost 6.99? i dont want to be banned from steam
Fucking hilarious.Silksong crashed Steam.Welp, thank god for gog.
>8 silksongs in my cart from mashing buy>wont go away nowFUAAAAAAARK
>error when authorizing paymentfucking die
>>719793005STOP SCALPING
this is retardedteam cherry is retarded for not allowing preloadsfuck you team cherry
Fuck Steam just bought through GOG instead
>12 minutes and the store is still fuckedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nintendo can't even load the page.
>>719793054Buy them all, then share the keys with your fellow anons
>>719793127why would they ban you?
>crashed Steam>crashed the Nintendo shop>crashed the Xbos shop>even paypal is slowNgl, that's kinda insane
>>719793054The silksong tax...
https://www.gog.com/en/game/hollow_knight_silksong
Chill, just get it from another store, you steam purists are such cucks.
hahaha i'm at work so i can't play suffer you fags hahaha
>>719793005WTF YOU STOLE MY COPY
>>719793054Buy 9 copies.
a fucking indie game made by 3 bozos crashed steamlmao
Bros....
GOG WORKSLETTSSSS GO
>Every store is down
>Cart (57)yikes
What sucks is that I finally nearly beat Radiance just now.
OH BOYSIX COPIES OF JANE SILKSONG'S GAME IN MY CART
How many you got, lads?
HEGALEEGALE
>>719793031Blame valve for not ensuring they had the server capacity to handle their most wishlisted game launching.
has gaben ever allowed big game be in steam without preloads? guess this gave him a lesson
I ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE WORKSTOP THISSTOP IT PLEASE
>>719793169They did that deliberately
im calm right now. im perfectly calm
>>719793190I bought mine but now it’s downloading at a snail paceNot my internet being shitty either
I'm not even buying the game but still reloading the page constantly to mess with the steamies.
>>719793217the power of white male developers (non trans, male to male)
>>719793127My third world nigger, we DO NOT discuss prices outside of our little sphere. Delete your fucking post, retarded nigger. Don't fuck up the only good thing we have in this fucked up world.
OH NO THE NUMBER OF ITEMS IN MY STEAM CART WONT STOP GOING UP PLEASE HELP
>>719793006Like the other anon said, every other game opens pre-orders. Team Cherry too cool for that apparently.
>>719793249Not even Toby Fox could do this
>>719793230Honestly, if I wanted to buy the game on GOG, I might as well just pirate it.
>>719791237Game flopped, IT'S OVER
>hurr durr so based not doing preordersfuuuuck offffff
Fuck you kura.
Is the game up for anyone on PlayStation?
>>719793310>he didn't take a day off for GotY
>>719793261WTF Silksong can swim???
IT'S INSTALLING SEE YOU NIGGAS
I ADDED IT EXACTLY AT 2:00 AND WASN'T FAST ENOUGH TO BUYAAAAA
Im using my workplaces servers to spam 30k calls a minute to the steam page right now
YOU FUCKFUCK YOU
i finally got it in my cartnow my cart won't loadsadness
>>719792657Not in a while.Unprecedented for an indie game for a long time at least.
>>719793327>steamies btfo.mp4i kneel
TORRENT IS UP ON CSGO GO GO
ALMOST 50K ALREADY IN GAMEYALL NIGGAS TWO SLOW
i need to know whether it boots on win7(yeah i know, i need to build a new pc)
>>719793375silksong sistersowari da.....
How does bug pussy taste?
>>719793005Based ADHD spammy bro
One last clown wig for the road
>Crashed the PC marketplaceKneel
>>719793327KekySame
>>719793343iam not poor, just brown, fucking faggot
>>719793457okay now you got me interested
>>719793347oh wow the game is actually far prettier than HK uh
It's over
>>719793390Still don't see it.
She makes cute noises
>>719793390I just tried to check if it was available on PS4 but nothing is loading
This is fucking bonkers
>>719793327b-b-b-baaaased
Shouldn't steam enforce a preorder policy for games that they know will crash the store for a day?
>remove all items
>>719793457LINK????
I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY CUNT TO NOT PLAY THIS GAMEI REFUSEIF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH I CAN PHYSICALLY SHOVZE MY WALLET INTO MY SCREEN
>>719792779I never thought it's gonna flop, I was mesmerized from the beginning. How do you "waste hours" by thinking about anything, anyway?
>>719792506WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, IT SAYS NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR ME
Already finished it, game was kinda mid ngl, 6/10
>>719793230feels good I picked the right store to buy on
>>719793375They will go bankrupt now
>tfw playing the pirated version before paycucks get to even purchase the game
>>719793497Well, I'm white AND poor. So shut the fuck up, you brown motherfucker.
Post yfw you’re playing it now
>>719793457Magnet?
Gog backup installer download works, bros.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>My cart loaded with 6 copies
>check steam>soonSHAW
Should I?
>>719793375posts like this should be bannable, no? people on this website are encouraged to act like retards for some reason. we should nip that behaviour in the butt already
>>719793280Is gog struggling too?This is nuts.
>>719793559Gaben thinks it's funny
A massive crash in the stores for a game with this much hype is only fitting.Can only imagine the massive seethe coming from AAA devs
>>719793169Preloads can be bypassed.
>>719793602triple wigger
You have to admit bros this is absolute kinoObe last shitpost for the road.
>even the gog pirate site crashedthis is the biggest video game launch ever
>>719793327BASED SATANIA CHAD
>Nintendo servers crashed all together
>>719793578You have to force yourself in like an Indian subway
>>719793375>5000 fuckers got to play it second 1 and I'm not one of themLife overMight as well commit sudoku
I'M INSEE YOU BOZOS LATER
>>719793375>even the steamchart page is borkenlmao
tranny game
POST SOME FUCKING BUGS
>>719793559>for a dayPeople are already in and it's only been 17 minutes.
>>719793559gaben doesn't know this game exists
STOP FUCKING WITH MEEEEEE
BRUUUUUUUUUH
>not even close to a million playersPalworld wins again.
>The add funds page now gives me a black screenWhat the fuck gaben. Revive this motherfucker, he can still be saved.
>>719793641You can't
>>719793629I'M HAVING 500 DIFFERENT PROBLEMS WITH THIS FUCKASS STORE AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM OH MY GOD
Is fucking PayPal down too, let me pay
any way to download on xbox>missing from gamepass>cant be searched for in store>if you get to store page its bugged with no buttons
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO IT
>>719793629It filters latinx people by default.
EVERYONE I EVER KNEW DIED BEFOZRE HOLLOW KNIGHT GOT A SEQUELHOW COULD I BE A HALF LIFE, GAME OF THRONES AND HOLLOW KNIGHT FANAND SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS BUT LIFE IS TOO GAY TO LET ME HAVE EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF HAPPYNESS
>>719793648i think reddit would be more your style
>75k people in gameIM NOT ONE OF THEM FUCK YOU
>>719793763can you lend a nigga a silksong?
ALL STORES CRASHED EXCEPT EPIC AHAHAHAHAH
>>719793714STOP THE COUNTSHAZAMSISTERS WHAT DO WE DO
>steam still won't work
>>719793771>posting this on a special day :D>literally just pornYou have fucking brainrot
>>719793763Based
FUCK YOU TEAM CHERRY SHOJLD HAVE LET PEOPLE PREORDER THIS AHIT
I HAVE ONE COPY IN MY CART BUT I CANT CONTINUE TO PAYMENTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>719793789git gud
How is the fuck does GOG has a better infra than Steam
Will silk for song...
How long until I can pirate it?
MY CART WON'T LOAD
>>719793789Yeah, I've been trying for literally 18 minutes kek.
>>719793789What's the record?
PLEASE
>add to cart>get code>use code in steam>play the gamehttps://www.humblebundle.com/store/hollow-knight-silksong?hmb_source=search_bar
Almost there..
>GAME LOADED IN CART>HIT 'CONTINUE SHOPPING' AND NOW I'M BACK IN THE TORMENT NEXUSOH FUCKINGGOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>added it to cart twice>cant remove duplicatemy stomach is starting to hurt bros
>>719793916it's already up
>>719793841>not even silksong could make people use epicstore
>>719793909none uses that POS
>>719793787Don't worry, I have it installed and it won't run for me, just gotta wait for em to fix it.
>Something went wrong>can't update your cart
>>719793789Seppo scum get priority, the end of their hegemoney can not come swift or cruel enough
>>719793841All the cities on earth got nuked except, Willamagoogle, Bumfuckistan end, New Zealand.
>>719793789letting people wait 8 years for the same game people played 8 years ago, this is how you build hype and braindead zoomer cattle will consoom
VALVE HIRE MORE WHITE PEOPLE FOR YOUR FUCKING SERVERSTHIS SHIT IS EMBARRASSING
>>719793789>they forgot to pause the bots
>>719793784Australian economic terrorism.
if you're team cherry what do you celebrate right now? that people are playing your game or that you're making 10s of millions of dollars within hours
>>719793965Good luck, that's the one page I haven't been able to get past.
lol Silksong is killing Steam?it's chugging so hard just trying to buy it
let's all coordinate a queue, everyone stops interacting with the store and lets one person go so that they can buy the gamei thought of this idea so i'll go first
>>719793909Because it’s getting less than 1% of the same users
>the torrent is already upKek sucks to be you payfags
>>719793916Just get the torrent from CS. It's portable so you don't even need to install it.
any linchuds itt?any good guide on how to package up games like this in some kind of container isolation?I don't really like running nonfree software uncontained. I might just DL the windows version because it's easier to contain with my current setup.
>>719793841imagine a world where it was an epic exclusive.i shudder, but at least my payment would have went through already because there's no cart :)
I WANNA FUCK HORNET SO FUCKING BAD BROS
>>719793968Im genuinely on a verge of fuming.
See you losers
why are people seething about this? do soi bois literally have a panic attack if they can't play something 0.00001 seconds after release?
>>719793771mental illness.
>>719793841not using your spyware, timmy
>>719793974L-Link?
I've never seen a game kill steam this hard for this long before, holy shit.
>>719794034ok me first
>>719794021>10s of millions of dollars within hoursThey aren't though. Not until they fix the fucking servers.
TOTAL BUG VICTORYOTALBUGVICTORY
what a PITA I just want to buy it and initiate the download from my phone while I'm at work but this is taking forever
>90k players alreadyMY FAVOURITE CORPORATION WON!
1st boss down.
>>719791237I already finished it. The game sucks.
>5 silksongs in my cart>remove 4>all of them disappear
Bought 4 copies.This is what WESTERN developers should be all about. BTFO'ing the fucking JAP weebshit with the eternal FAUSTIAN SPIRIT and loading up what counts.I don't want shitty anime girls ugwuwuuwu, I want bugs.Now it's time to play.
>>719794075it has been 20 MINUTES FUCKING CUNT LET ME BUY THE GAME GABAN
>>719793852Special day means I don't mind being banned for a while.Gives me a reason to get off of /v/.
>>719793658whoop-de-fucking-goddamned-dopreload means I wouldn't have to deal with this shit and I'd be playing silksong 20 minutes agofuck you
>>719794075its already been 21 minutes after release and nobody has been able to buy it. Starting to wonder if the game actually exists
>>719794034Let me go first. I promise I'll be quick.
DOES IT RUN ON WIN7?
>>719794040no it's not, Im monitoring
>>719794075>Anon cannot understand getting caught up in the hype just for the fun of itYou are missing out on the experience. You will remember this time as 'totally owning a bunch of anons'
SEE WHAT YOU GET WITH YOUR SO CALLED "SHOPPING CART"
>>719794021That you crashed every vidya storefront.
THERES AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR 100% SPEEDRUN IN UNDER 30 HOURSHOLLOW KNIGHT HAD AN ACHIEVEMENT LIKE THAT TOO BUT FOR UNDER 20 HOURSHOLY FUCK BROS
Hornet dies of heart attack in the ending.
eShop when
YOU FUCKERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT BUYING THE GAMEI CAN'T EVEN ADD FUNDS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>CAN'T BUY IT ON SONY>CAN'T BUY IT ON NINTENDO>CAN'T BUY IT ON STEAM>CAN'T BUY IT ON GOGHOLY FUAAAAAAARK
MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY SILK FROM METHEN THEY CLOSED THE STEAM PAGE DOWNI GOT SO MUCH ANGER IN MY GOT NO WAY TO TAKE IT OUTTHINK I'M STUCK IN THE CART PAGEWHERE THE FUCKS MY VIDYA?YES I AM A KEK I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FUCK ON MY KNIGHTTHE THINGS THAT I'M SAYIN ON FOURMS THEY TELLIN ME 'HORN DONT SAY THAT'THESE BUGGIES THEY SEE ME IN PUBLIC IM RIDING AN ALL CHROME TRAVELSTAGWITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL CANT BUY SILK SONGWITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL DONT GET TO PLAY MY VIDEO GAMEBUGGIE SEE MY POSTS BUT THEY DONT SEE HOW I BE FEELINSO I BECAME A NAZI BITCHYEAH IM THE VILLIANBUGGIE HEIL HORNETBUGGIE HEIL HORNETTHEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I POST ON 4CHANALL MY BUGGIES NAZIS BUGGIE HEIL HORNET
>>719793841The only thing they had to do is making it exclusive and giving it for free. Just imagine the shitstorm.
>>719794042can you spoonfeed me what CS is I've torrented for several years via qbit is CS a repo/distro
silksong: it's like dark souls but in real life
>>719794180it has no denuvo so its instacrack. Theres one on a russian forum I use often im downloading now on my VM
idk guys there seems to have been an error initializing or updating my transaction. guess i'll just wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
I CANT DO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT i cant pay to play the fucking game nothing works holy shit
>>719794219> Game is barely 33.3% larger than base HKIt's over.
kill me
>>719794230>he didnt add funds to his steam wallet beforehandohnononono
>>719792959>is that something on the catalog that i dont like getting multiple threads??? well IVE never seen that game before, so it must be artificial shilling!people actually think like this
>>719793959Thanks bro
>>719794230Should've done that before.
>>719794219HK didnt have achievement for 100%, just speedrun in under 5h.It only had 100% the game on steel soul (hardcore)Its wild.
I’m gonna take a nap.
> make it so you can't pre purchase in order to earn brownie points from all the anti-preorder redditors > no one can buy your game when it releases If this were Activision or Ubisoft you'd all be frothing at the mouth in rage and calling the developers incompetent.
GOG Games wins again!
>can't buy the gameGIVE ME THE TORRENT NOW OR I'LL DELAY SILKSONG
>Added to cart (1)FINALLY
HAHAHAHA
>>719794360Yo how the FUCK
always the same old song and dance with online retailers, my sanity is hanging by a thread
Hornet: GIT GUDGIT GUDGIT GUDGIT GUDGIT GUD
yuge explosion reported at Valve datacenters. millions of bug's seen scurrying away
>>719794360STOP THE COUNT
>>719794360Shazammies aren't gonna like this
>>719794383down for me
Genuinely there are too many people everywhereEarth population needs to be reduced by 50%
>>719794263cs rin ru
well i won't be home for another 4 hours, hopefully it will be fixed by then
>added to cart>continue to payment>something went wrong
Hope someone is grabbing screenshots of this thread and the shidding and crying lol
Just bought it on my switch 2. Later virgins
>steamdb is down tooholy shitchart trannies, our response?
>>719794353If this were activision or ubisoft I wouldnt bother with buying the game at all so your stupid statement means nothing
>>719794387https://torrent.cybar.xyz/Y2024/2/Hollow%20Knight%20Silksong.torrent
STOP IT, NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY UNTIL I CAN BUY IT
>>719794075>frogposter doesn’t have soulNot surprised
>>719794428Too bad, try again later ;)
>>719794423what even is Shazam?Actually who cares im busy trying to load my shopping cart
is this game popular?
I'm actually considering pirating it at this point since Steam won't fucking work.
>>719794342Yes it does. Speed completion.
>>719793959>pay double what it costs on steam because of regional pricing just to play the game earlier I'm not THAT desperate
>>719794169You have two options. You can cry about it, or you can suck your own ass.
ACTUAL SPOILER BOSSES SILHOUETTE
>>719794489THIS BETTER NOT BE DOLPHIN PORN AGAIN
>>719794437>anon joins the hitler youth so he can buy the sexy bug game hour 1
>add to cart>Can't buy>remove from cart>Add to cart>Can't buyFUCKING CUNTS FUCK THE 80K CUNTS PLAYING THAT SHOULD BE ME
Sticky something you retarded mods, be useful for once in your life.
so now that the dust has settled, is Silksong good?
>>719793740Too busy fuck a jellyfish or something.
>>719794395>he doesn't knowthere's like 3 more barriers you'll have to get through
>>719791237any news on pirated version ? there is a TENOKE version on piratebay but dunno if legit, looks like it kek look at these pay fags man handling steam kek FLT version is up some1 magnet it
>Game finally in the cart>Whoops something went wrong
IF I CAN'T BUY IT IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I'LL KILL MYSELFYOU HEAR THAT GOD? YOU WON YOU CUNT
>>719794419>the bug game caused bugs for steam
>>719794383>AI
>>719794473with haste, sisters, let's make up some numbers *dilates* *groans*
>>719794593if i cant play it aint good
>>719793054Try mashing the remove button even while it isn't loadedI'm down to one copy but can't get it to load the payment button
>torrent completeWell done fat fuck, you're not getting my money
I am going to buy a 3d printer solely so that I can print out replicas of these fucking error message mascots and beat the everloving fuck out of them with a baseball bat.
Winning!!!
>>719791237They really fucked us WiiU users. Not buying their gay bug game
Can’t even buy it yet but it’s beating all other games lol
>>719793959thanks anon, worked flawlessly
sticky this thread plox
Who would win? One of the richest and most successful gaming companies in the world and their servers or one silly little indie bug game?
>>719794483Holy cope, bootlicking jew
>got to final purchase confirmation>purchase failed and the button was greyed out so i couldn't try again>game is now removed from my cartoh my fucking god
>>719794603>>719794603>>719794603
>>719794618Then it wont let you even see the cart.And even if it does it won't let you proceed with any payment option.I wonder how the fuck does that even happen, its steam after all.
>>719794664please tell me that's not you
>>719794396Definitely not a virus and/or dolphin porn.
nigga please let me buy the game
>>719794437i thought his plan was a little harsh but you know what, thanos was literally rightbut how can you snap your fingers with gloves
>>719794664tendies won again....
>>719794653I'm about to fucking pirate it because errors won't let me buy it
when was the last time a game was so demanded that it crashed the servers of multiple storefronts?
>>719794629Good to see that someone is checking
>>719794664Holy fuck it's Aphex Twin.
later, jabronis :^)
>>719794209Sweeney I kneel
>Piracy is an issue of serviceGaben was right when he said this. Good luck, fags.
>>719794439gotta make an account, not sure if I will might just wait for magnet ty for letting me know this site tho
Lmao, youtube crashed too?
>>719794756>getting triggered by a switch chad
LET ME BUY THE GAME YOU FUCKS
>>719793965The final boss. But it's going to take you hours and thousands of tries
>>719794821>unity gamekeeeeeeeeeeeeeek never mind not buying this slop
The singing bug girl is cute.I want to fuck the singing bug girl.
Should I just pirate this shit and buy it later?
>>719794829>goldberg>for a game with a GOG release
DOES. IT. RUN. ON. WIN7?TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>719794795i think deltarune also crushed steam
>>719794396pls share
>>719794829not him, but allow me to spoonfeed you - https://rustorka.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=301252click the selected
>>719795012well it supports achievements and shit thats why its good
>Zoomers have never heard of gogPathetic.You can even put it on your steam too.
>>719794230What the fuck is the point if you already have your credit card in hand?
>all streamers even 20 viewer vtubers are in>common plebs cant even access steam soreclassic
>>719793959Cheers
how are you niggas failing to buy and install this?I just went on gog and it's already done and installing...
>>719795115faggot
>>719794230actual skill issue
>Not going to buy it this week>Still going to refresh the page to suck up bandwidthNo need to thank me lads...
I bought a steam key on the humble store with no problems lol
i bought the game on humble bundle (steam key) and i am currently downloading
>>719795216I want my stupid fucking Steam achievements.
Roblox Silksong when?
>>719795120
>>719794664whassup girl
>>719795115It's got achievements in the gog version too, just not steam ones.Who fucking cares about steam achievements?
>click add to cart>error shows up instantly instead of 2 minutes laterSee you faggots LATER
Game downloaded in seconds with humble key
wow this game is shit
>>719795302>GOGmore like shit lmao
>>719795252The traffic will ease up in like an hour and a half.
WHY DOES SHE YELL ON EVERY ATTACK
>>719795302Well mine went through straight away through galaxy.Then I changed the shortcut so I didn't use galaxy when playing it.Fuck steam. I fucking loathe having to run it in the background.
>>719795059VIRUS DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!
>>719795456she's not a mute shadow golem
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>>719795456SHAW!
>>719795456to make you cum
She talks
was making hornet grunt so much really necessary
>>719795531Seems fine.
>>719795059not trusting this qbit wouldnt give info on the magnet
>>719795573She can talk! She can talk! She can talk!
>>719795531Get FUCKED clanker
I can't believe Hornet Silksong dies in the first 5 minutes of gameplay and then we play with Tiso for the rest of the game, bold choice.
You can turn the grunts off in the settings FYI
>>719795456>>719795597check the options I believe you can tune the frequency down
clown car ass rip they put 10 gigs in 2 gigs
yeah fuck this, see you tomorrow.
>There have been at least 10 threads a day for a month of people seething avout HK, calling mediocre or pure garbage>Silksong comes out, 10 threads in an hour of hype and people sucking off the gameLmao, this board is an enigma.
>>719795573>chapel maidHoly mother of sexo
>>719795573Not with my cock down her throat*unzips penis*
>>719795630It's insane ramzes' release and the link has been posted by him personally. It's legit
>*chuckles*>"I'm in"
>>719795818>There have been at least 10 threads a day for a month of people seething avout HK, calling mediocre or pure garbagenever underestimate the dedication of unemployed schizophrenics with autism when they see something they dont like or have never heard before have the audacity to be popular on the website they frequent
>E502 L3LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>719795818We are the greatest fishermen as we use as much bait as possible
They’re such cunts for not letting you preorder the game.
holy fuck nothing works thank you steam
fuck you gabeI couldn't even buy now I have to pirate fuck you
>>719796029It doesn't even make sense! They settled on the price point. Just let us order it!
>>719791237SILKTRANNIES WE LOST AND GOT RAPED
>>719795668she can SIIIIIIIIIING
>>719794667>WiiU users
>>719796150I love legitimate theatre
>>719795531BAP
>>719795905sorry to plebbit, but OK yeah this InsaneRamzes guy might be legit ty for spoonfeeding. Might try wait ty either way. I'm new to the t scene fwiw did it in the 2000s but came back cause streaming sites cut up all the tv shows I liked to watch, vidya trents I dont mess w too much
>>719796181it's funny to think that there's a couple of autists out there legitimately fuming at this piece of news
>controller not working on linux (again)>have to re-dl the windows versionhmm.
get fucked
how long until the meltdown and they start mass deleting the threads like with deltarune because its not a 'cultural phenomenon'
LET ME BUY
>>719791693It's joever for us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg
> Thread dies 58 minutes inDead game
>>719796506I almost got through with the paypal payment and then it failed...
>>719796506is that the egg
>>719797008it's his feisty clone https://youtu.be/VJHaSMYQ2tI?t=319
>>719796785too busy playing th game
