It's over...
>>719791938I fucking knew this shit was going to crash, I just didn't realize how hard.
Not even BG3 made Steam's servers kneel and that was 160 GB.
It's so funny, the moment the hour changed. Hundred thousand people mashing F5.
I fucking knew it
>>719791938no surprise
>>719792027Same thing happened with Deltarune. Somehow it's only indie games
STEAM BORKE
I"M IN BUT I STILL CAN"T BUY IT
GAAAAAAAAABBBEE
ALL THE STORES ARE FUCKING CRASHING LMAOOOOOTEAM CHERRY WON
>gorillion dollar company>can't handle a few retards pressing f5
>>719791938It was all a lie, and a joke from these Australian clowns LMAO
>>719791938KEK already 2 min headover loosers
>eshop and playstation store is crashing too
Why didn't they allow preloading? Holy retards
PC fats... it's over... we lost...
LET ME IN
steamies BTFO. GOG CHADS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>there was an error trying to load your shopping cartFUCK I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED IT TWICE AND NEED TO REMOVE ONE BUT NOW IT'LL TAKE YEARS TO DO
>>719791938GABEEEEENNNNNNN !https://youtu.be/8tsHkpesBdY?si=8v5_mFcZcoXB_2nC
CALLED ITNEVER RELAX AROUND TEAM CHERRY
>>719792245kek fucking hell
steam is ded for megoddamn shit servers, valve
>>719792272Because there are 100% ways to get past the preload and play before the actual release itself.
>>719792027game size isn't really relevant to the store page going down. library still works fine anywayalso since BG3 had a long EA period, way lower % of players needed to buy it on launch compared to most games
Is this a historical moment? Has any other steam release caused the website to fucking crash?
>>719792309GOG IS CRASHING TOO
I was able to get it into my cart, but I can't get to my cart.
>>719792328IT'S OK ANON JUST GIFT ME YOUR COPY
>not even AAA games can crash SteamIs it over for the industry?
>>719792245yeah, eShop just crashed on me 3 times.
>it's the apocalypse>wwiii>telecommunications cut>nukes fallingwe were so close bros
>>719792382Deltarune unironically.
>>719792382>>719792124
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
LET ME BUY
>>719792382Deltarune chapters 3+4
LET ME ADD IT TO MY CART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>mfw Switch Store also crashed
FUCKING KINOOOOOO
My uncle works at Team Cherry and confirmed the game isnt finished so they had to stage a steam crash to get more time
>>719792027BG3 crippled download speeds on virtually every server.
Gog status?
IT IS IN MY CART, BUT I CAN'T FINISH THE TRANSACTION!!!!!!!!!!!
Even Opera GX is talking about it. They can't get on to buy Silksong.
I managed to add it to my cart 5 times lul>it's trying to charge me £83.75Gabe you jew
I BOUGHETED IT GOODBYE FAGS
>>719791938wtf? it's that popular? even cp77 and elden ring didn't crash steam
I can't add it to my cart...
GABEGABEFIX YOUR SERVERS
>>719792597still less than your favorite open world checklist game
Why didn't these retards allow people to pre-purchase and download?
gog crashed too
this is all because they wouldn't let people pre-order
It's broke switch 2 as well?
>>719791938> release one of the most anticipated games of the year with no preload during the middle of the dayWho would have seen this coming?
>>719791938LET MECONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>719792439>>719792513troons are multiplying...
Pirates always win
I can't even access it from my wishlist. It's fucking over.
IT'S JUST BYTES MOVING THROUGH THE CORDLET ME PAY TO PLAY
>>719792718Lots of people had the E-shop crash on them. PSN is also down.
>>719792417same and i accidently added 2
I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE
LMAO
OOPS, SORRY!
>>719792695>tfw I bought assassins creed 3 limited edition on releaseNever, ever again
>>719792372There's literally 0 ways if you encrypt the files, retard
just realized they released it midnight australia timefucking lmao
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!
>>719792752where did you get the crack?
shut up and take my money
>don't allow preloading>crash all digital store frontsGenius marketing
GOG FUCKING WINS BABY
LET ME BUY THE FUCKING GAME
HOW CAN ONE INDIE CRASH EVERY SINGLE MAJOR GAMING STOREFRONT IN THE WORLSWHAT THE FUCKHOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
did this little indie game seriously break steam?
LET ME INLET ME IIIIIIIN!!!!
>>719792382I remember the new mountain blade did this.
Steam is fucking trash
STEAMCHUDS THE GOG CHADS ARE LAUGHING AT US AIEEEEEE
>>719792784They don't upload on the hour of release, anyway. Usually takes them 2-3 days on games with lesser demand.
being forced to pirate.....
>>719792784kekaroooooo
I've seen enoughBuying this shit on EPIC at release
SILKPOCALYPSE
Fucking javascript, what a surprise
>one (1) indie game crashes multiple storefronts>no AAA games have ever done this
WHERE ARE THE PIRATED ONES!!!
>>719792616yea it's called preloading. For some reason the HK people didn't want to do it
Nooooo my WISHLISH!It's over bros...
>pirates are already playing the game>paypiggies are stuck
FUCKK
Got into my shopping cart but it's just loading... oh, problem displaying this item
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STEAM YOU USELESS FUCCKING NIGGER YOU ARE JUST LIIKE THE REST IOF THEN YOU USELESS FUCKIGN NIGGER, AAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME GABEENNN
This is insane considering this is during working hours
>>719793000>all those games added this yearshit taste
>>719792986it's a 2gb game bwo
THEY PLAYED US LIKE FIDDLES
>>719791938T-thanks for the no preload and preordering!It's almost like big games do this shit for a reason.
>Aussie devs make game so successful even the release is a shitpost10/10
>all these retards buying from steam
An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Please wait a few minutes and try again.If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.
This is more fun than the game will be
>>719793078gamers don't fucking w*rk retard
>>719793030https://gog-games.to/ is fucking down too kek
>NOT EVEN DELTATROON CHAPTER 3 AND 4 CRASHED THE SITE THIS BADLY
>spared no expense
>>719793037BUY THE DIPPP!!!!!!
I can't fucking buy it god dammit. Even though it is in my cart.
>>719792784uh oh
it's over
Please... the Skong... please, Gaben... DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
even if my cart loads I'm scared of it bugging out(heh) in payment
>>719793078not in yurop
>>719793000VISA TOOK DOWN ALL GAMES AIEE
>>719793104They're effectively DDOSing every storefront because they didn't allow for preorders. Masterful trolling.
Just one last waiting, bros.One last waiting and we're going gome
It works on GOG by the way
>>719791938can't even buy the damn thing
Name a single game that has produced this much kino in two weeks.
pretty embarrassing on steam's part
>>719793152And the ones that do take their work leave to play games like this on release.
>It's only 8 dollars in my country's currencyFucking nice, thanks team cherry.
I'm honestly afraid to try to purchase it even when the cart page loads just because I have to imagine my bank will not be happy.
>>719793231What the fuck were they thinking?
>indie game crashes the steam storeI have never seen this before
>can't even buy the gameITS JOVERSILKSONG ISN'T RAEL
PROBLEM AHHHHHH
>>719793272your bank isn't going to care about a wonky 20 dollar purchase
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.damn
Pay pigies getting beforeSqueal little Piggie
>store page took like five tries to load>accidentally added to my cart twice>now wont let me buy til i remove one copy (why even let me add two)>keeps crashing when i try to remove a copyjust fuck my shit up, senpai
>>719793170It did, but don't remember if it lasted this long
I'm in
>>719793316AAA industry is FINISHED
>There was a problem displaying this itemIT'S BEYOND OVER
>>719793186THANK YOU SKIDROWRELOADED
>>719791938I hate Australians so goddman much.I have it in my cart but it won't load the payment page.
>>719791938>i live in a world with this many retards throwing their money at a shitty $30 flash game that should be $10>all because reddit memed them into it.
crashed the piracy gog games site aswell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAAAAABEEEEEE
>>719793083The size of the game doesn't matter when you suddenly get millions of requests within few seconds to show the store, with people refreshing every 5 secs. People have 0 problems actually downloading the game, the store page is having issues.
>>719793246somne FUCKING STREAMERS are alrady playing itfucking dipshits cant even enjoy a game without SPEEDRUNNING it, but they gat to play it.I'll never sub
let me inLET ME IN
im going to bedwhy did team cherry betray their own people by releasing it at MIDNIGHTTEAM CHERRY!!!!!
GABENGABENFIX YOUR STORE
>>719792513Not even close to the crash happening right now.
what's it like being a mindless npc sheep?
>>719791938What makes indie fags so mentally ill?
>xbox app works flawlessly>Silksong is in game pass that I got for free to play football managersee you later guys, have fun trying to buy it on steam
fuuuuck
>>719793358I had it in my cart 5xI've managed to get it down to 3Don't give up skeleton
i really should have pre loaded my account with money before hand. I guess il go back to bed
KEK
>>719793349Fake! Hornet doesn't wear panties
WHY DIDN'T YOU LET PEOPLE PREORDER YOU STUPID FUCKING AUSSIES
>>719793450it's not the downloading of the game that is the problem bro no one can even buy it lmao
>>719793395it's $20it's better than your favorite game
>>719793507Stop being Brazilian
BUY THE HOLLOW KNIGHT + SILKSONG BUNDLE ITS CHEAPER AND IT WORKS
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistanceSafe to continue? I don't want it to eat my money and not do anything.
>>719792840>Genius marketingabsolutely is.>our game is SO popular it crashed every single store front!Shit is FOMO farming one of the most anticipated games ever made
>>719793395>stop liking what i dont like!!!
Kek i love this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AIEEEEE
>>719792826Kensington
Feels good being thirdworlder
okay well FLT got me covered so I guess I won't buy it? maybe if/when they push some dlc
>>719793568it's $20 USDWhich is $30 AUS.it's an AUS game.
Mash f5 harder, bros. Steam just needs to know we really want it.
>>719793509eventually the "remove everything from cart" worked, but now i can't get a copy back in lol
>>719793535I'm just going to pirate it now
The entire goddamn store crashed
Pirates eating good.
Looks like you guys won't get to play Silksong anytime soon hahaWhy not play something else in the meantime? I know a couple very fun games you can buy, very moddable
>>719793579There isn't a bundle, faget.
>>719793558Learn to read, that's exactly what I wrote.
my wishlist is dead, steam 404's when i search up silksong. it's hollowver bros
>Finally manage to get it up on the eShop>Press "Buy Now">End up on a "please wait..." page before it crashes>Kicks me back on to home screen >Game appears on home menu, starts downloading??? I didn't even confirm purchase or select a payment method
>no stickyFuck this faggot website
>>71979367375k people were able to buy??
>added it twice>also will have to change some setting before i can paythis is gonna take ages isn't it
>>719793593I'm trying it later. I've already had troubles in the past.
https://vikingf1le. us.to/f/Qm7mPSGMVDuh oh
>>719793395jump off the nearest bridge niggerfaggot
FUCK YOU, STEAM!I bought on GoG.
Werks on my machine :)
DID I DO IT BROS
Even Steamcharts is down lol
>crashing steam>crashing gog>crashing the eshopCRASHING THIS PLANE
The real winners are the russians who put the keyloggers and cryptominers in the pirated copy
>>719793773hackerman if he real...
>>719793728I've been too afraid to click thatStill on 3 though>need to leave in 45minsScared
>>719793834No.
>>719793770the gig is upwe all got playedsilksong was never real
>>719791938>switch 2 works finehahaha NINTENDO WINS. AGAIN!
Ah, so it's not just me
Don't forget to F5 a lot so you can get in faster
Finally got it through the eShop. Downloading now.
>>719793528Holy fucking lmao.
>They delisted it from the xbox app>literally does not exist if you try to search it up
>>719793742I still want to buy it out of principle to boost the Steam numbers and to send a message that I want $20 games.
>There was a problem updating your cart>There was a problem updating your cart>There was a problem updating your cart>There was a problem updating your cart
>>719793507>Brazilgross
>>719793834>he thought that was the endWelcome to the boss fight pal
retards willl see every store 404ing and say the hype is still fake btw
>>719791938Why did it dissappear from gamepass?
I hate these ugly little soulless corporate blobs. Which faggot at Valve designed these things?
>34 minutes remainingDOWNLOAD FASTER I NEED MY SILKSONG AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
can't believe visa banned silksong...
>failed to connect to gog servers
Store is completely down for me now. Not even an error message. Just a black page.
Aren't people at work? It's thursday, man
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Team Cherry is for sure gonna be under investigation by the Aussie government following the ungodly amount of money they somehow acquired in a couple of hours.
>>719794082steam app.
>>719792802This is me but I also boughted black flag as wellI'm a statue fag
>>719793981It's on the winstore app and that shows the play with gamepass option.
>#1 most wishlisted game on steam>yeah let's not let everyone preorder and have everyone try to cram through the gate at 10amwhat were they thinking? you'd at least think someone at valve would have contacted them and been like "hey don't do this shit"
>stuck in development heaven>crashed every storeWtf is this game
Any tips to defeat this boss?
>>719793083the problem isn't the downloading servers, it's the store/payment processing servers. If people were allowed to buy the game over the past 5-6 days, this wouldnt be an issue at all.
>>719794108Do you think they had a loicense for the game?
>>719793825you first slop consuming sheep.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
>>719794108>implying the government isn't also trying to buy their game
do i have to go back a page or keep spamming?
>>719794079>>719794095same... i'ts joever, steam bros... gaben lost
>>719794108>$20>digital store fronts take 30%They aren't going to make that much money from it.
GOG IS NOT WORKING FOR ME EITHERFUCKING NIGGERRRSSSSSS
I DON'T HAVE A MINUTE!!! TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME THE GAME!!!
>>719794082Steam is on phones now retard. Its called an app.
imagine if after all this, the game is just meh
>>719791938bros... so close
>>719794137
>>719794014Look at the image I posted again a little harder...
WellAt least there's the russian forum
>>719794160I WANNA BUYYYY
LET ME INNNNNNNNNN
>crashes every online store at launchThis pretty much confirms its GOTY, right?Expedition 33 fags on suicide watch.
>>719793303>What the fuck were they thinking?
>>719794082I LITERALLY FUCKING TOOK OFF WORK SPECIFICALLY SO I COULD PLAY SILKSONG ALL FUCKING DAYFUCK YOU GABEN FUCK YOU TEAM CHERRY I LITERALLY GAVE UP A DAYS WAGES FOR THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719791938I've never seen this much people online on cs.rin.ru for a game launch beforeeven gog-games.to is crashing on me
>>719794160>boss has a second phase
>related games: mgs3 delta, £69.99Why would I buy a frankenstein of a game I played in 2004 for 70 smackaroonies when I could not play a new game for £16
>>719794245LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US
Fuck this shit I'll just pirateFuck gaben, fuck team cherry
TEAM CHERRY YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! I FUCKING HATE AUSTRALIANS
>>719792245And retards will still try and convince you that Silksong wasn't hyped.
>>719794232>>719794121why buy the game when you won't get to play it until this evening? the wagie's revenge....
>>719794146something the world isn't ready for...A good game, released in current year, for 20 dollars
>>719794137Aussies will ALWAYS opt to troll if they're able to. This is peak aussie behavior, they're laughing their asses right now while having a VB.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>719794242HK is a legitimately low quality gameso I already know it's meh.
>>719794251>>719794274FACKIN DOG CUNTS
>>719791938No fuking joke eastern Europe and the middle east internet got fucked because of this fuking games
>>719794053How big is the download?Can't be all that surely, what was the original, like 1gb?
>>719791938ACK
TEAM CHERRY YOU FUCKIN CUNTS
>forced to pirate while steam is downwelp see you guys tomorrow
>mfw stuck on the transaction pagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwQaIeOfUXc
Why do you retards believe steam is the only store in the world anyway?
>>719794131It's just come up for me after refreshing autism style.
Piracy never fails
>in the future no game will ever have preorders because crashing steam is free advertising
give me one reason why didn't they let people pre-order?
Another new one
Yes!YESSSSI bought it on Humble and then activated it on Steam
>>719794462Anon, this shit is crashing every storefront, not just Steam.
>>719794245>crash the steam shopping cart>everyone buys 4 copies of your game by mistake
the game so good you CAN’T HAVE IT>SIX YEARS DEVELOPMENT >SIX YEARS CRASHED SERVERS>SIX YEARS DOWNLOADTHE MARK OF THE BEAST
>>719792372name one recent game where this happened and wasn't because of some other mistake
this is so stupid.
lmao the scammers
Why are Australians the biggest drug takers on the planet?
>>719794432>rar Enjoy your virus
>>719794482I might have to do that. This is getting ridiculous.
>>719794462Nigger read the thread, it's the same madness everywhere
>>719794274marketing stratShitty articles tomorrow "THIS GAME CRASHES EVERY GAME STORE, AAA COMPANIES SHARTING" and the game proceeds to get attention by even the 'normal' non-gamers when it breaches the normie news
>>719793507Para de ser brasileiro, zuka.
>>719794482T_T jelly
i'm f5ing in 15 different tabs plus the steam app, is that helping?
>>719794482Smart
>everybody is DDOSing Steam now and it's been ded for 30 minutes>if 10-20% of them just stopped and waited 10 minutes it would resolve itself and they could buy the game in 10 minutes>but nobody wants to be the one who stops trying>so they wait 30+ minutestragedy of the commons
>>719794498Steam won't let you check out until you remove the duplicates.
>>719794467how many GB? I wont even consider pirating this shit if it's above 10.
>>719792752inb4 that site's servers crash from how many people pirating the game
>>719794108Where'd you get all those dollerydoos eh cunt?>>719794208Nigga they made like 50 million each conservatively from HK at 15 dollerydoos
gog is working now. we winning?
So uh imagine what will happen when GTA6 releases
I will never say "why would you pre-order a digital game?" again
>19,99$ on burguer land>10.500 en WeonlandiaWe won...
>>719794351Truly the worst fucking people. Moot was right.
>>719794242If it's anything like the first game it's guaranteed to be meh
I was so close, I hit "proceed with payment" and then everything crashed again and now I can't load my cart AGAIN FUCK
>>719793231to be fair, it just enhances their game's notoriety. But they were obviously just being short-sighted since they aren't thinking about marketing at all at this point.
>>719793876>>719794037I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE CARTI've already pirated the game but I still can't buy it
>>719794609But is it gonna get better? Most people are still at work
SARR I NEED BUYEDI NEED REDEEM!!!!
>>719794661Silksong is bigger than gta 6
When Deltarune released, how much time did it took for Steam to unfuck itself?
WORKING>WORKINGWORKING>WORKING
>mfw I wait years after the release for games to playYou guys have the patience of 5 year old spoiled brat
>>719794609>it's your fault!>won't somebody think of the poor largest online video game distributor in history?!Fix your servers gabe you fat fuckF5 F5 F5 F5
>>719794708I like the first game well enough. Solid 7/10 castletroid
>>719794515Deltarune.
26 minutes since release... I could be fighting the final boss by now after skipping everything just to post it on the youtube...
>>719794482>HumBLMe
>>719794630ISO 2.1 GB
>>719794785this, not wasting my money on something until the reviews come out
>streamers are already inFUCK STREAMER PRIVILEGE
>>719794661No one will give a shit cuz its gonna be a year later on pc
>>719794661Nothing. AAA games are finished
>>719794762I doubt it
>>719794768it never crashed though
MY GOG IS DOWNLOADINGI'M SAVED
>>719794432game is 2gb. where did you get a 7gb rar?
>Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.DO REDEEMDO REDEEMBLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD BITCH DO REDEEM
>>719794858fucking MOTHERFUCKERXSZ
>An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.AHHHHHHHH
>was able to remove the duplicate silksongsWE'RE SO BACK
>>719794562>crash store due to demand>journos report on this>create even more demand from FOMO niggers>win
>>719794768I got it within a few minutes. It was nowhere close to how badly Steam is shitting itself rn, i still don't have SS
>nearly 25 minutes to bypass the crashing websites
I hate them all so much.
Just buy it on gog you retards
>>719794482good idea bro, works for me, was gunna play it on gamepass but humble worked.
I fucking hate cutesy ass "something went wrong" screens so much. I didn't even know Steam hopped on board this google-tier shit.
>Can't buy it>Pirated version is upwell I wanted to be legal for once but now fuck off
100k fake players / israel bots
>>719794562Pretty muchBasically the same thing as Cartmanland.
>>719794686Being a third worlder is kinda cool sometimes.
>>719794807i don't even remember that having a preload
anyone who's playing with KB/M?
>>719794361Fuck you, tranny filth.
Less than a dollar on argentinian xbox storeGod bless them
>>719795014Fuck you faggot ill buy it with my steam wallet funds
PSN anyone?
Z4Q9F-8Y2LM-KX7RPQW7HD-29LMN-4RTYJ9L2MP-RT8XK-3JYQFY7R4N-82KX9-MQ5LDH9X2T-Q4Y7M-L8R3PM2QL8-YX9H3-47TPRX9N7L-Q5M2K-8HR4YL4T7P-3Q9YM-X2H8RQ8RM4-Y9L7X-2P3KHR2K7M-H9Y8L-4QX3PT8P4R-X2L9M-7Q3YHM9X7Q-P4H2L-8Y3RK
>>719794482HOW DO YOU DDO THAT?DO YOU CHECK "THIS IS A GIFT"?
i'm gonna take a break and go get a coffee. you guys better hope you get your download before i'm back, because i'm gonna f5 til i get it after that, DDOS be damned
>>719795014IT DOESN'T WORK ON GOG YOUR RETARDED SLAVPIG
>>719795101>227 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A GAMEWHAT THE HELL
>>719795107It didn't. The store crashed for 11 minutes.
Why is every normalfag in the world excited for this game?
I got through on switch 2See you fuckers in a month
>>719794482God bless, I'm in
>he took taime off werk?>krash eet
How the fuck do all streamers already have the game?
>>719795141Thanks m8, got 'em all
>>719794838I'll pirate a steam rip at the end of the week and give it a try then.I really wish the art was better quality with a much smoother animation and at least some shading.
>>719795141>feet licking simulator
>>719795215pirated it
>>719795197
WE DID IT LADSjust buy it on humble
>>719794858Mr. Bino is also in
>>719793269Likewise here in Mexico, the game is around 12 USD.
>>719793485that one was over pretty quick yeah
had to pay double the price to buy this shit on humble bundlefuck you
>>719795215because they got keys from the devs you bonehead
>>719795215codes bypass the checkout hell
>>719795215streamer luck.
>>719795215They were given steam keys probably
If you keep refreshing it makes it work faster. Trust me. If we all refresh at one we'll all get in at the same time
The only reason you would be having problems now is if you are in a third-world country.
>>719795141wtf this is all keys for skyrim
>>719795141Thanks I sold them all on G2A and CdKeys, dont use them plz
silksong literally killed the gaming industry
>>719795164that's not what i was asking for an example for then, i wanted one of someone being able to play a preloaded game early
>>719795101About 12 USD for Thailand.
>>719793395I guess you live in the wrong part of the world then
>>719795261but I can't use my steam bucks there
>>719794482Thank you my man. Finally downloading.
I fucking hate steam, this is so unfair
>>719792372>>719792812There's literally 0 ways if you don't include the exe in the preload. Like, you know, all preloads do
>>719794482You're a G, got it bought and now I'm just trying to redeem it. At least a bit closer than waiting for steam
>>719795114lmao mad
>>719794562What big company is paying all these providers to crash their stores at the same time?Who benefits from this? That'd be like if the three niggers who make up the sum of silksong's devs had as much power over the industry as fucking sony.Do you realize just how retarded that sounds?
>they fell for the DRM meme
>>719795264Love that racist guy
Tobyslop could never pull this offHK fanbase is actually genuine
>>719795141i noticed steam still officially refers to codes as cd keyshttps://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/2A12-9D79-C3D7-F870
This is the gayest hype train ever.Imagine unironically crashing Steam's servers over baby's first metroidvania.
>>719794482Based tactician. Getting the redemption system to work is struggling as well but at least I don't have to worry about issues with the charge posting.
>>719795486Second*
I didn't even like the OG, how have you managed to hype yourselves up this hard? I don't like metroidvanias bet much I guess.
>>719795486second*
>>719794482I'm stuck with trying to buy directly via steam because humble doesn't have regional pricing and fuck it not gonna fork over the extra to play an hour earlier even if I can afford it.
>>719791938Cringe gay ass game only limpdick faggots are hyped for lol this shit looks so fucking astro turfed
>>719795082PLAYER COUNT IS DROPPINGUSERS ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT
Jfc Deltarune wasn’t this bad at all.
>>719795508Most people buying this didn't even finish Hollow Knight
>>719795486but it wasn't my first metroidvania
>>719795154works for me
>>719794482thanks brother, worked for me.
I guess I'll just have to pirate it since Steam is just permanently broken now.
>>719795141FUCKING DOLPHINS AGAIN
>>719795576Only fags and kids bought it. Everyone plays Hollow Knight though.
>>719795261>>719794482>actually workedholy based, thanks
>>719795486Hollow Knight is a bigger and harder game than any castlevania or metroid title
>>719795369Steam preloads are encrypted.
>>719795486It's mind boggling.Hollow Knight is good, that's it though. It's nothing special, it's just a good game. How its sequel got THIS much hype is beyond reason.
Steam servers can't handle it. Last time i saw that was when Bannerlord came out
>piracy is a service problemYeah it is, Gabe
LET ME PLAY THE GAME YOU DOUBLE MOTH
>>719795486>>719795735lmao you're so mad
guys is this /worth/ THIS many players?
>have to wait till Tuesday because poorWell well well
Great, I bought it on humble but i cant even redeem it now because steam probably thinks im a hacker or something
Living the good life
So what's the fucking point of buying games? I could've been playing for 40 minutes already. Instead I have to deal with this shit
>>719795802holy shit how high is this gonna go once the servers stabilize
>>719795802It would be about a million right now if Steam was actually working.
I don't wanna make a humble bundle account...
>>719795735> How its sequel got THIS much hype is beyond reason.Probably due to the endless delays. The more you get denied, the more you want it.
>>719795802it's cracking a million as soon as people can actually buy it
>>719795802>dlc for indie 2d platformer seems like it was worth the weight
>>719795825lmao
Later virgins lmao
>>719795825sounds like you should just give me that code then
the power of GAMEPASS
>Steam won't even launch my other games
>>719794482Don't do this, it means your won't be able to review bomb it when the inevitable trans pride flag easter egg is found.
GAYBEN. LET ME BUY THE GAME.
>>719795816anybody trying to legitimately buy it from Steam will have to wait that long too since the servers are all literally destroyed
>>719795885explode
>>719795769>7.5gbuhh anon that's looking like a virus or dolphin pornthe game is 2.5 gigssee >>719795842
still cant fucking buy holy shit ive never had such a hard time spending money on website. you would think steam would actually give a shit.
>>719795735i was completely disinterested in silksong until they said "btw it comes out in 2 weeks". then i got super hyped
>>719795825>he fall for it
Wait a minute, I don't need to buy metroidvaniaslop #6578268752525
>>719795915it knows you don't really want to play those
>>719795735The same thing happened with Uma Musume in Japan, it kept not releasing and then it finally released people played it because the never ever game was finally out.
I suppose this is why you allow pre-orders for the most anticipated game of the year.
IT WON'T LET ME REDEEM MY CODE AHHHHH
So is Valve going to try and do something about their servers or?
let me buy the game aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>719795494>>719794482For those struggling to get the Steam software to access the activation page, if you click the link to activate via the Humble page instead of copypasta-ing the code, it seems to work okay. The browser version of Steam's activation page is currently functional.
>>719793485I don't know my bro had to text me when Deltarune came out (he loves it), and I've still been able to fuck around with my Steam Profile, send my bro a meme and the store's already cleared up.By this time after Deltarune came out shit was still br0ke.
I am excited for the steam chart threads in two weeks going on about it being dead.
>>719795769>>719795936Lol yeah it is, here's mineYou should NOT download that anon
Why the fuck is it saying"There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."?
>>7197951017 dollars in the whitest land
>can't select gift recipient, it literally backs out of the menuFUUUUUCK
>>719795339around 10 bucks in my cunt
HOW BIG IS THE FUCKING GAME AAAUAUEJDJJEJSJJJSSKZJHSHSGVXHSHZHZHJZJ
>>719795825Damn. Game just finished downloading for me, and I literally activated it on humble like 5 minutes ago. Sucks for you, no idea what you did wrong.Wouldnt let me redeem through the app, so I just typed in the code on my steam deck
hey guys can you rate my joke? just came up with it>did you hear about the player who tried to buy silksong?>he couldn't!
I was so close...
>they released ?>doomp eet
>>719796169DONT SPAM OR YOU GET LOCKED FOR PURCHASING TOO MANY THINGS
>>719794482Thanks anon im in
>>719794482thank you so much anon
>>719796113>>719795936>zoomies don't know about compression
>>719796113>>719795936Portable version so the game is already unpacked
Fuck you gaben
>>719796070Steam is still down. Deltarune only had 133k concurrent players. This will have at least 500k.
>>719796152I was spam clicking purchase for 5 minutes on steam and that read as many failed inputs
>literal cents in other third world shithole>60 reais in brazilQue porra?
>>719796248The filecrypt link above that one is unironically downloading faster.
>>719796030thanks bro
I'm inGood luck anons, don't go hollow
Creators aren't bugmen. They do, however, create stories about bugs, but in the process disseminate and project their humanity onto them, giving you games about bugs that're, instead, quite human. They don't have to compensate for anything.Meanwhile, in Japan/China/Korea,Creators are bugmen, and all their attempt at creation fail because it's all imbued with their bugbrains, so you end up with human looking characters and games about humans that're, in actuality, all bugs (like their creators). To compensate, porn is necessary.Now, while it's all the difference of bugs, you might analogously use monkeys.Whites win, Asians ( East included ) lose, as always.Hope that helps.
>>719794661You can preorder and preload that one.
wukong had like 1.2 mil concurrent players yet that didnt break steam. how is silksong raping all these stores wtf
>>719794552Do it, it just worked for me
>Steam deserves the 30% cut because of the work they put into the infastructure!!!!!
LMAOHoly shit fuck steam.
>>719796274I'm looking at Snow Bros right now.
>>719794482thanks anonit was funny for the first 20 minutes but now i hope gaben lost a lotta money
>>719796030>if you click the link to activate via the Humble page instead of copypasta-ing the code, it seems to work okay.I tried and it said I already owned it, then I went to my steam library and I don't own it
>>719796274that's a cope. you need chinks to get past 200k, and this is full-on western slop with reddit/fnaf audience
please bro... let my transaction go through...
>>719796363what's another year of waiting? haha
This game has more exposition than the OG hollow knight.I like how hornet climbs things and speaks, but that's about it.Boring slog, not worth crashing any store desu.
>>719796345no pre orders so everyone is buying it at the same time
I don't think I'll get to play it today...
>>719796334What with this nigga posting pastas about his favorite men cocks?
>>719791938>10 trillion UE5 high budget AAA slop games release>not a single steam crash>deltarune releases>it crashed>silksong releases >it crashed even harderHuh???
Store seems to be unclogged now fucking cart is the next roadblock
>>719791938What a weird way to announce a delay
>>719792124>deltatroon
>>719794482Holy shit anon, thanks
>>719796123Less than a dollar on xbox store
>>719796509memes
>>719796318fast here
>>719796509indie devs think they're too cool for preorders
It's been almost an hour, fix your fucking website
I thought adding funds to my steam wallet would help the payment process, but nooo...
>>719796345I don't know why did a game that only fucking chinks played not cause a global outage despite having "a million" players?
Is this the longest Steam has been down after a new release?
in hindsight making silksong $20 was a mistake
>>719796517for me the continue to payment button just leads to an connection error page
>>719796545The torrent was downloading at like 2MB/s for me so I tried the filecrypt link from the post above and it's like 9MB/s
I just bought it through Humble. You get $2 back too so that's nice. Not trying to be a shill, I haven't used the site since IGN bought it.
>>719796404It's already at 105k despite the store being down for literally everyone. I'll take your apology in the form of a blowjob from your uncle.
>>719792272>Need to preload a 1-5GB in 2025.Why though?
STOP BUYING SILKSONG
>>719796649yup, it will be like that until were literally the last ones and game already has 900k peak
>>719796629I think soit's more just the cart not being able to pay for everything now
piracy it is
>>719796629We still got like half an hour to match the Deltarune outage
>eShop download finishedSwitch 2 chads where you at
GABENGABENFIX YOUR SERVERS
So why didn't they let us pre-order in the first place?
>>719796783usually its because valve doesnt allow
post the gog torrent pls. the site is down reeeee
>>719796783I will pre-order Sakura's virgin cunny
>>719794609Nice reference
>There have been too many recent activation attempts from this account or Internet address. Please wait and try your product code again later.I am going to fucking visit Gaben's yacht and torture him to death. After countless failed purchase attempts on steam, I buy it on humble bundle, and get this garbage when I try to redeem it.
>steam can't even handle the release of a little indie gameLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>719796806nope, this time its on team cherry
I CANT ESCAPE THIS HELLSO MANY TIMES IVE TRIEDBUT IM STILL CAGED INSIDE
>>719796763I still dunno where to get it, steam or switch
>>719796783Why bother, they release the game and go sleep for another 7 years like the koalas they are
IN THE EEEEENDDIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
how long is 'a while'am I cooked
>>719796381AnonThis whole shitshow is only going to drive up interest and FOMO in non-buyers and fence sittersCheeky cunts knew what they were doing
>>719796696because it'd even out the purchases and downloads before the actual launch and avoid the current problems all the platform stores are facingand in sony's case they'd actually have to upload the game beforehand
>>719796783>don't alloow preloads and preorders>crash every storefront>"journalist": Haha look how popular NEW THING is that it crashed storefront!>free extra marketing on top of all the marketing
No idea why, but headphones sound fucked with this game. Back to using my 300 euro bookcase speakers
who could have guessed peak silksanity would happen after the game came out because no one could buy it, lmao
>>719796938Considering Steam has been crashed for a whole hourI have no idea, friendo
This is gonna be the biggest shitshow ever when people realize it's nothing special
I'm seething so fucking hard right now I don't even want to play the game anymore despite it being my most anticipated for 6 years, I just want to buy it so I can refund it then leave a negative review for not allowing preorders If you're in already then I hope you die
>>719796783To have a laugh. They're australian.
>>719795486>leddit boycott failed even more spectacularly than anticipatedkek, the malding is off the charts.
>>719797016that looks bad. you might need to upgrade your pc or maybe get a nintendo switch 2 if you can affford such expenses.
I cant even play it todayI'm just staying up so I can download it and look forward to playing it later tomorrow after work
I don't want to buy thorough Humble Bundle, I have funds in my Steam wallet.
>>7197971049070 XT!The XT stands for Xwitch Two
I'm not buying this but it seems like Steam's all the way back up.Looks like Deltarune knocked shit down for longer.I was able to buy vidya.
I just purchased it on GOG and it went through fine
Damn this game looks incredible at 120fps on Switch 2
>>719791938Should've allowed preload since they've announced the price beforehand anyway
>>719797016Headphones are so cucked I have no idea why people use them
>>719797141oh, amd, dear god.... we have diagnosed the problem
>dude just buy it on humbleNIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
>Wanted to get the new hot shots golf with silksong>now my cart wouldnt loadI JUST WANT MY PAC-MAN EARLY
fuck it i'm gonna go play tf2 for a bit, join if you want
Back to cart not working after 15min of trying to get to the payment process.Thanks for nothing
>>719797197LMAO
>>719797185most retarded post of the day
>>719797197how can they run out of a digital product?
So is the Royal Wasp better final boss than The Radiance?
>>719794272it's an indie it will never win goty
>>719797197>ran out of virtual numbers
>>719797082>
>>719797016>headphones fuckedmaybe you get them on backwards xd
>>719797197scammed holy shit
>>719794785I do for most games. There are several releases that are D1Ps thoughever and a sequel to Hollow Knight is definitely one of them.
>>719797185I got 'em for the gym.>>719797195why would that effect PILK PONG MILK MONG
>mustard race finally get 1 game>nobody can play itKEKKAROOOO
>>719797283Give me a reason you animal Do you live at home with your parents or something?
>>719797197Kek
>>719791938Alrighty gonna go sleep for like 2 hours. If it's still fucked in that time I'm buying on humble, 6 dollars more be damned.
>>719792309its down too
>be poorfag>be an Aussie like based TC>can't afford Silksong until next Tuesday >think HK was good 8/10>nothing amazing like diehard hollows ITT>die-hard hollows can't buy Silksong either now>mfw
>>719797490Anon....
This is the worst fucking day of my life
>>719797197remember that they have no obligation to restock keys and can keep your money
>>719791938Cant buy silksong.... pirate chads win again
it's downloading, boys.Sorry Silksonglets, better luck next hour
>>719797197HOLY FUCK>>719797490NAH NEVERMIND NIGGAHAHA HOLY FUCK SCHANDEFREUDE HITTING HARD
>>719797506The russian counter-strike forum works.
>>719797285humble is given a set of keys by the developer/publisher, if they run out they need to ask them for more (and the dev/pub needs to generate more from steam)
up on the usual site
>>719797546You're retarded if you actually think that's true. They have to provide a product you paid for or refund you the money, maybe only in a shithole African country could your fantasy even remotely come true
>hit refresh>cart loads>wait a minute>hit it again>loads>perfect, I can now continue to payment and not get got like the other anons>fails
>>719797661nuh-uhhttps://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10005908
>>719797661Yeah, Steam
>>719797682how aboutno
>>719794137>waits 7 years >can't wait for an extra hour
>>719797682best i can do is a key for a month of ign plus (which is also out of stock)
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.AIYEEEEEEEEEEE
96A85-VMMA7-HRWL90XM5P-4MJCE-YTA690VYJG-VKPJE-DQ9HADLNIP-7A0Z5-AHAP835KE0-2A3CA-XQFNZKIK88-LAC8C-YFTZQ27IR0-HZQIN-BLYJD2TQ4I-G825X-8KK7R0W2TJ-NEIR5-AKPPX2H4VY-64QB3-XAPTI2J6N8-P6XEE-C2IMB6Y3KD-FI80Y-QK6678J6WH-06FRD-RLNCT0TC9T-BKYMZ-3TXJ43VVRZ-4ZCBP-APX64Y3Q8M-D00RM-I3IEQNNXCF-ZW0PK-DLNE2X2HM8-E4LPJ-YE0RN
>>719797732>he thinks we were stuck on the cart>he hasn't even got to the "too many purchases in the last hour" error yet
>>719797810NIGGA ITS BEEN AN HOUR I STILL CANT BUY IT
>Keys are temporarily exhausted for this product
>>719797868that's what I wanted to avoid
Hehehehe i dont care lol
I haven't even played Hollow Knight. I'm just here for the hysteria.
>>719797867noooo anon you can't just post bare codes, the bots will just take them
>>719797867thanks
I just don't get why the storefronts can't just force people into a queue.
>>719797867Can't REDEEM SAAR but based Lum poster
>>719797867kek that was way too fast.
>>719797285I've seen it happen once on steam itself when gta5 released on it. People bought, installed and owned the game but could not play it because rockstar was behind in sending keys. to steam.
>first game i was going to buy in basically like a year>can't buy itIt really is a service problem.
>>719797867>mostly fucking shovelware
>>719797950ITS THOUSANDS OF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU THAT ARE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR HALF A DECADE!!!!!
>>719798006I'm not standing in a fucking line for a digital product, it's against my American rights and freedom, fuck you
>>719797950Same, kinda.Steam's back up fully so I'm not really sure why people are>OH NO NO NO BROS I TOTALLY CAN'T BUY STUFF
>>719794482Damn, they actually ran out of Steam Keys on Humble.
>>719798006there's no infrastructure for that because this almost never happensany massive MASSIVE game release is going to have preorders. this game is an anomaly. only other game that could do this would be a shadowdrop of something insane like HL3
>>719798006You think they aren't doing exactly that in the backend? The problem is the sheer number of sessions.
>>719798092Ruining what, exactly.
>>719797950Same, it's fun to see the excitement
>>719798084why do you think I'm giving it away lolI was looking through my humble account for keys I've never used
>>719795735>Hollow Knight is good, that's it though. It's nothing specialIt's the best game in the genre
>>719798156so how do they fix it?gaben hires hitmans to kill a few thousand anons so there are less api call spams?
>>719797368xd
store took too long, pirating it instead :)
>>719798092>he thinks that waiting for half a decade for a single game is a lot of timeoh my sweet summer child
Damn still nothing on PS4
>>719797950Barely hear anything about the game and now out of nowhere see bunch of trans Fucks worshipping this game
>>719798193The checkout que specifically
>tfw wanna replay HK on my Switch>tfw no pro controller>tfw joy con :,dpad" isn't an actual dpad>tfw the analogue stick is too imprecise
AND OF COURSE FUCKING TORRENT ALREADY EXISTSPortable 7.5Gb, for linux 2.2 Gb, I fucking cantFuck you GABEN!
>>719798202were these keys from fucking 2015because the latest game ive tried was from then
LET ME IN!LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
Has anyone here even actually managed to buy it on steam? or has it all been humble bundle?
>>719798103>Steam's back up fullyThey sacrificed the payment page so the rest of the storefront is useable.Rather than attempting to load now it just immediately takes you to an error page.
J0HN-C3N4-P06C-H4MP
>>719798214If it's the only game you've played in the genre See also: E33 and BotW
>>719798314the german anon and the hacker anons bought it from steam
>>719798330I bought a game you dork. Shit's up.
>>719798242>childhood is thinking a year is a long time>"adulthood" is thinking half a decade is a short time>adulthood is knowing half a decade is still a long time even when it doesn't feel so
This is going to make Hot Shots Golf flop. They should have picked a different release date.
>>719798354What do you mean? E33 is the best Paper Mario.
>>719798275PIRACY IS A SERVICE PROBLEMt. GABE "GAYBEN" NEWELL
HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME NOW PLEASE.*shakes fist at sky* Curse you, linear passage of time! Curse yoooooou!
>>719798402all games are buyable aside from silksong
>>719798419That's clearly Bug Fables though.
>>719798419In Paper Mario you are allowed and expected to take damage.
>>719798419It isn't even better than the 3 atlus jarpigs from 2024He'll it's even worse than Soul Hackers 2
no but seriously how can people still not buy it?
r8 my keybinds
>>719798262>checkout queDon't worry, I'm just refreshing my cart constantly.
>>719798548Gaben hates tranny games and is blocking the release
>>719798402just attempted to buy peak and it still doesn't let me
>>719798548I'm assuming people are just bullshitting at this point>>719798456>No no you don't understand Silk song got it's own special checkout page made out of pixies and wiZardZ
if all cart refreshers stopped for a minutei bet we would achieve world peace
the voices are overdone. constant moaning. holy fuck this will be terrible
>>719798564>jump isn't Right click mouse Nigger wtf r u doin
>can't even get into my cart nowGABENNNNN
Wait a second.. if everyone just took turns to buy the game it would surely go faster right and not stress the servers?I volunteer to go first
>>719797051Babby lmao
>60% of players already refundedKEK
>>719798682nice try, you can start first
>>719798548Espionage from Visa and Mastercard.
>>719798735no me. I'll go first
>>719798543Soul Hackers 2 is underrated. Ringo a cute.
>>719798735I'm gonna f5 even harder now
>>719798682It's my American right to refresh and buy it faster than third worlders
>>719798768Buying the game was more hype than playing it...
>>719798476maybe I should just play that honestly, wait till the storm is over, part of my hype and love for HK comes from simply being fond of insects and stuff
>>7197987818/10 if you can stand repetitive dungeons Journalists a shit
Imagine being a cartlet and not being a payment method continuelet like me
Wait wtf what is this shit? it doesn't let me buy it
STOPPPP REFRESHING YOUR CART YUOUU FUCKERSSSS
>>719798768People are at work or dont have time to play todayI'm just looking to buy it and dip until tomorrow
>>719798548im getting stuck in checkout
>>719798823there's some legitimate FOMO hype trend chasers that will just buy the game because it's the hot thing rn and not even play past the first couple hours
>>719798915i've been there for like 50 minutes, getting it in your cart isn't the final boss. that is. sometimes you think you won and it tells you the purchase didn't go through.
>>719798915Welcome to the club, just keep hitting continue and hope it works eventually
>>719798945Trophy %s were really eye opening when I first saw them
>>719798903>he isn't even 30 minutes into downloading a 7gb game like meLMAO
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
>>719795842what site?
When was the last time Steam crashed this hard? The Steam Deck?
wheres the torrent? sheesh, at this point..
>>719798932I literally turned on an auto clicker and ramped it up to max just to piss you guys off. I don't even plan on actually buying or playing the game lol. I'm just making sure you guys don't get to play for a little longer.
fuck off this game is too hard you can barely make the jumps in the tutorial area like you gotta be pixel perfect
>humblebundle has no automated refunds>have to put in a support ticketoh brother...
>>719799045>>719798945That's literally any game but the ones you have to dig for like obscure animu games
>[Mega] Hollow.Knight.Silksong-FLT [2.17 GiB]
>>719799020you just want him to get locked for trying to buy it too many times
fuck off gaben
