MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY SILK FROM METHEN THEY CLOSED THE STEAM PAGE DOWNI GOT SO MUCH ANGER IN MY GOT NO WAY TO TAKE IT OUTTHINK I'M STUCK IN THE CART PAGEWHERE THE FUCKS MY VIDYA?YES I AM A KEK I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FUCK ON MY KNIGHTTHE THINGS THAT I'M SAYIN ON FOURMS THEY TELLIN ME 'HORN DONT SAY THAT'THESE BUGGIES THEY SEE ME IN PUBLIC IM RIDING AN ALL CHROME TRAVELSTAGWITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL CANT BUY SILK SONGWITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL DONT GET TO PLAY MY VIDEO GAMEBUGGIES SEE MY POSTS BUT THEY DONT SEE HOW I BE FEELINSO I BECAME A NAZI BITCHYEAH IM THE VILLIANBUGGIE HEIL HORNETBUGGIE HEIL HORNETTHEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I POST ON 4CHANALL MY BUGGIES NAZIS BUGGIE HEIL HORNET
OH MY GOD JUST LET ME BUY THE FUCKING GAMENO I WILL NOT MAKE A HUMBLE ACCOUNT JUST TO BUY ITNO I WILL NOT BUY IT ON GOGNO I WILL NOT PIRATE IT
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
If my purchase doesn't go through in the next 10 minutes I will never, ever playing Silksong. Last fucking chance, Gabe.
SONG SEEMS FAMILIAR
Cant even fucking call jannies nintendodrones for not giving sticky, because this game is also on switch.JUST FUCKING STICKY HOW HARD YOUR JOB CAN BE
Shazam lost
imagine being one of the people who called into work for this
LET ME FUCKING BUY IT
>>719794813
>>719794831It would be a lot higher if Steam wasn't broken right now.
>>719794886I worked all of labor day weekend and had today off anyways.
BUGYURI WON
I CAN'T FUCKING BUY IT
>SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG >SOMETHING WENT WRONG
>Top Seller>nobody can buy it?????
GABENI'M COMIN TA KILL YOU
>>719794831I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW Am I one of the last people to get in or is this literally gonna break steams all time peak record
we made it my brothers
>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?>TORRENT?TORRENT?
>>719795003YOU LOOK RAPED
>Checkout crashes and sends me back to the shopWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DRACONIAN BULLSHIT GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>An error was encountered while processing your request:>There was an error trying to load your shopping cart. Please try again later.
>>719795001Everyone accidentally added 8 fucking copies to their cart but can't go to checkout so they're counting those as sales I guess
>>719794603
I CAN'T SNEED
>>719795029I WON'T PIRATE THIS GAMENEVEREVER EVERIMMA BUY IT TWICE
>>719795096>inb4 tomorrow you have 12 purchases of the game on your card or paypal
Why don't you retards just change your steam to a different region where you could buy the game no problem?
>>719794813CAN'T WAKE UP
So why did they not allow pre orders again?
alright fuck this shit im pirating
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
I'm playing it on switch 2 Steamfags btfo
>>719794603Anyone on the Playstation buy this yet?
It's frustrating, but kind of funny that steam has been broken for a good half hour now.
>>719795148
Hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe
>>719795175>buy pajeetsong>its just like silksong>except the poop and rape that is 99.9999% of the gameplay
No WiiU? No buy. Fuck this gay bug slop.I WILL NOT buy ze bugs you zionist fucking retard
>>719794603CAN AN ANON UPLOAD A RAR OF THE GAME FILES
JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE >JUST BUY IT ON HUMBLE
When was the last time the stores shit the bed this hard across multiple platforms?
>>719795278what's wrong with playstation? no way silksong crashed playstation
YOU A FUCKED FAGGOT I'LL NEVER PLAY ON SWITCH 2I'LL END THIS
>got to checkout>now completely stuckWE WERE THIS CLOSE
>>719795278Still don't see it.
>ACT 1WHAT THE FUCK DID TEAM CHERRY MEAN BY THIS BROS
>>719795331>CAN AN ANON UPLOAD A RAR OF THE GAME FILES
guess I'm gonna have to pirate this shit huh?
someone upload the gog
>>719794603So, do we know if it's a story sequel or a story prequel?
it has the fucking audacity to display it on featured and recommended while you wait for your cart to show up and then click it and get an error
It's actually over. I'm going to go shoot myself.
BrosDo I have time to beat hollow knight before the steam store is fixed??
>>719795579CAN AN ANON UPLOAD A RAR OF THE GAME FILES
this caught me off guard
Covered in blood, my chopped off dick in one hand, my bbw hornet figurine in the other hand, screaming GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
IT STARTED ON XBOX
Has any game done this before? LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU CUNTS
>PS Store is working again only because they delisted the gameWild
>>719795614LMFAO 7 years and however long this hold lasts on your account.
>>719795705It usually only lasts a few minutes
This has to be the clearest example of a game botting users right?
>>719795682this usually happens on steam sale
>>719795685It’s still just showing for me
>OOPS, SORRY!FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>719795845works for me
>>719795760my friend could buy it but i get errors adding it to the cart. my entire friendslist of ~30 people is ingame right now. if anything i think the numbers arent updating correctly on steam.
>>719795760how do you bot users
only gay actor michael douglas can soothe my raging soul
brb I'm gonna jerk off
>>719795901Retard
the fuck steam is doing? i thought this eshop was good but now not sure anymore
>>719795907GO BACK NIGGER
100,000 people now
CAN AN ANON UPLOAD A RAR OF THE GAME FILES
Just finished it. Actually quite fun. 22 minutes of gameplay is disappointing, though.
>>719795907did she even finish hollow knigth?
so close to saying fuck steam and just buying it on the eshop
>>719795404Its not even for sale. Systems working perfectly.
>>719794831Holy fuck, it already flopped HARD
Enjoy more gay bugs in your western wokeslop
Why
>>719795901Genius!
>>719796032Funny thing is shows this on the news lol
Bros I'm playing it and it's fucking shit.
>>719796078The alien heads for some reason piss me off.
CAN AN ANON UPLOAD A RAR OF THE GAME FILESCMON THINK OF US POORFAGBROS
MINUTE 42STEAM CRASHED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERIM NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN GO ONHOPE IS FADING RAPIDLYWILL I EVER GET TO SKONG????
>>719795954It was team cherry's choice to not have a 2 week preorder period, which would have staggered the purchases and made a fine launchThis was basically a final shitpost from themAussies are incapable of not shitposting
>cleared 100k just from people managing to check out and download E33 is fucking done for
>>719795927dummy accounts that appear as though they are playing a game. Ever wonder in that game you like why so few people have the achievement for beating the tutorial? Bots
Anyone else stuck on the 1st boss?
Just finished the game, I'd give it a solid 7/10.
>>719796276KIARAPED
>>719794798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719796329Yeah, I have yet to get past the checkout cart as well.
>>719796349Sup forsen
>>719796349personally I give it a perfect score of 5/7
>>719796329woah that was fast
>>719796286It's not really compareableE33 is a more niche game that barely touched the mainstream. SS has been hyped to death for 7 years ontop of being a sequel to a well loved and super popular game that reinvigorized the metroidvania genre
Wtf this just looks like a gay little side scroller from the 90s, why is this popular again?
>>719796139Only answer I have found is on Reddit.PSN usually doesnt update until 12 PM EST.https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1n8b80d/silksong_still_not_available_on_playstation/
>bought gog version>doesnt pick up my controller when it's plugged in
>>719796078Imma swooce right in!HaHa!
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO CONTROL BROS
>>719796412Kek
>>719796479>he bought
Moss Mother is too strong. Can’t beat her.
>>719796479is it an xbox controller?
>mfw will have to pirate silksong because you cant buy the fucking thingthat's new
TORRENT DONESEE YOU FUCKING PAYPIG LOSERS
I'm going for a jog. Hopefully I can buyed when I get back.
I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS
You can get a key with no trouble on the Humble Bundle store
Humble Bundle CD-key works if you're struggling with the Steam storefront.
its been 50 minutes and nothing has been fixedGABE FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE YOU DOG CUNT
WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE STORE THE BEADS?!
>>719796479you have to use gay app for xbox controller to work
>>719796663I would do that but I had already $20 preloaded from a gift card.
>>719796620magnet? is this the insaneramzes link from here? https://rustorka.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=301252
>>719796467That's not the issue, it was available at the top of the hour and in like 20 mins got to the top of their list. Sony literally took it down
719796620Broke ass nigger bragging about being too poor to afford a 20 dollar game
>>719796620>pirates got Silksong before PlaystationThe absolute state.
Who else bounced off the fly to get that one fruit?Platformer GODS reply.
GABE YOU HAD EXACTLY ONE FUCKING JOBFUCK YOU FAT FUCK
why does hornet keep straining like she has to take a dump
>>719796776NO GAMES
I've been clicking continue on the payment information for 20 fucking minutes
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES GET THE FUCK OFF STEAM
>>719796714back hole for beads.front hole for vessel.
Yeah I'm just gonna take a nap brosSilk dreams, songfriends
>>719796725Is that finnish? Reminds me of Noita.
My vtuber of choice is playing it :3
>>719796593>>719796725Ps5
fuck that one mob holy shit
i still cant buy it haha!! very funny valve
WHERE IS MY SONG OF SILK?GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>719796792I could pogo like the best of them IF THEY LET ME BUY THE GAMEEEEEEEE
The ending is I dont know
>>719796871I feel this picture in my soul
bro what the fuck
>>719796479add the game to steam and then u can use ur controller that way
What the fuck is this bullshit??? I just caved and bought it on humblebundle, and now this when I try to enter my key? I haven't had any activation attempts!
>get back home>hop on gog--games.to>website is crashedholy FUCK I kneel
It's all so tiresome
>>719797041i cant get past that lol hahahaha fuck this holy shit
I'm making progress, look, it displays correctly for me now!
>>719797058NO REFUNDS
>>719796663FUCKYOU
>>719797058Sorry anon. I was borrowing your account and tried to get silksong via key
>>719797046>vtumor gets past all the errors just like that>im here stuck in oops, sorry for 50minyea
>>719797058KEKHE BOUGHTED FROM HUMBLE
Anyone else's controllers not working on PC? Steam can see it but game just doesn't register it
>>719796663not anymore game is too successful
>>719797115I bet they don't have enough product keys and that's why all the stores are breaking.
>>719797179The fucking STORE wont even work and you're talking about controllers?
>>719797115LOL
>>719797098CREDIT CAAAAARDSS
>>719797041same hereI KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
>>719797179Did u buy from humble? Someone else said the same thing earlier
>>719797115Same. Fucks sake.
>>719797238I boughted and redeemed it from humble, I'm on the menu but my controller won't work
>>719797115>digital good runs outwe live in a clown world
LET US GIVE YOU MONEY GABENLET ME ADD FUNDS YOU FAT FUCK
>>719796993You don’t pogo in this one, it’s more like a dive kick though it’s not a kick.
>>719797115wtf I literally got the last one or what, got it 2 mintues agoI'm >>719797058Did I get a fucking dud? It's not saying the key is already claimed
why does she bend when turning aroundthis shit pisses me off
>>719797364Well I couldn't possibly know that since I CAN'T BUY THE FUCKING GAAAAAMEEEEEEEE
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouu
post magnet not store error whining
>>719797358>didn't add funds beforeyou dum
Woah, Bone Bottom!HEHEH, BOTTOM YEAH, HEHE *snort*
>steam down>gog downlol its breaking the internet
>>719797101welcome to 30 minutes ago
https://steamrip.com/hollow-knight-silksong-free-download/LEGIT?
>>719797139She spent an hour trying to buy and ended up using Humble Store
>>719797454it looks more colorful than hollow knight
>>719797058>he unironically boughted a key from a used key reselling siteKEK
>>719797484DON'T CLICK THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
>>719797495IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN OUT FOR A FULL HOUR YET YOU FUCKGRJBGEJGEGEEGERBR
What's crazy is most people are at school/work right now. This game is going to hit a million CCU Friday night.
>>719797481it won't even break 500k CCU how is it struggling
WHAT THE FUCK?????????????NO NON NONONONONONNO I CANT EVEN REFUND THIS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>719797602demand is so big it breaks steam servers
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR AND I STILL CAN'T BUY THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME
*PSST* hey /v/snape kills dumbledore and han solo dies
bros i think hornet has period cramps...
pirate chads won
>>719795931back.still doesn't fucking work.
how the fuck is it still not working, it's been an hour, is Steam really this shit?
shaw garana adidas status?
>>719797484CHECKED WITH AVG PRO, NO RESULTS
>>719797437what the fuck did we pay them forgive me back my money
WHAT the fuck man i have been here since THE GAME fucking released I CANT DO SHIT
>>719797686They make pills for that.
>>719797618condoglianze
>>719797698works on my machine
>go right at game start>"hmm, I wonder if there will be a secret like in hollow knight">"...">"AAIEEEEEEEEE"
my payment has been failing for the last 15 mins what an amazing release
WHERE IS THE MAP NIGGAI AM GOING INSANE WITH NO MAP
>>719797698I guess even steam can't deal with 2 million + transactions for the exact same product at the exact same time
>Gabe please, I need Silksong>You cannot handle Silksong, gamer.
>>719797559It released at 10am
gabe you fucking colossal fat fuck just take my money
Can't post in this thread if you didn't spend the time to kill this fucker
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO GABEN PLEASE LET ME BUY BEFORE WAGEKEKS GET HOME AND CRASH SERVERS EVEN FURTHER PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE
Naxx out?
>1 friend owns this game>buys every fotm slop maybe I won't
>>719796776I still cant buy it on PSN.
>>719797804Wayward compass...help me...
>>719797848Idk where that is.
>>719797859yes
>a vtumor got to buy it>anons can'tlol lmao
I STILL GET THE GREEN NIGGER WHEN TRYING TO ADD FUNDSGABEN PLEASEI WAS TIRED YESTERDAY
PROCESS THE PAYMENT YOU FUCKING GOONS, YOU'RE NOT COMCAST TAKE MY MONEY AHHHHH
>>719797924Left of the map girl. You need to bounce off flying enemies to get there.
>>719797698Gaming got x100 times bigger over the decades, it was just hard to notice because the industry decayed.This is the first time the older generations and newer ones are excited for a game at a global scale, no server was built to withstand that.
Looks like I have time for another adamantine cycle in against the stormNice
He boughted?
>>719797941I'm watching the other bird while trying to buy this
>already flatlinedOH NONONO SILKSISTAS
LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME LET ME BUY THE GAME
Wii U bros...
silk spear babyyyy
>>719797941easy to get access if you have a trillion simps hand delivering keys in your mail slot by hand
Wow i wish i could buy the game.
have you stopped to think do you DESERVE to buy this game?
your name: Jane Silksongyour objective: Great Citadel
>>719798031How are new races and stuff? I haven't played since base release, this game is too addicting, it consumes my life
why you boys dont just buy it on the nintendo? its working on there
I have a tummy ache
>2nd boss does 2 masks of damageWHAT THE FUCK
>>719798154Yes. I do. Tell gabe to fix his shitty servers
Anyone managed to beat the fucking fat nigga at the very start?
>>719798158rot in hell you fucking cunt faggot nigger IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>719798031How is your city NOT a giant mess of random streets?>>719798162Its pretty funI hate frogs for requiring their own special snowflake houseBut the game is even more fun with them DLCs
>1 hour later>still cant buy game
HALLOWNEST (indirectly) MENTIONED
>cant checkout silksong from my cart
DOES IT RUN WELL ON 'ECK?????
>>719798149same
New cartographer, warrior bug looking for her master
i cant... bros... im goign to kms
>>719798238You mean this fat motherfucker? No, I'm still FUCKING TRYING.
>>719797993After Bone Bottom?
FUCK YOU HUMBLE BUNDLEI'LL GET THIS GAME WITHOUT YOUR KEYS
>>719798329too many bugs
>>719798337SPOIL YOUR POSTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I thought PC was the master race? Why are people getting locked out of purchasing their game licenses?
>already bored and turned it offi just cant get into metroidvaniasthe constant branching paths triggers the fuck outta my autism and i cant enjoy myself
>>7197978072M sounds high even for this game, and over the course of an hour they should be able to handle a ton of purchases. I'd understand slow downloads, but not even being able to purchase is pretty wild
I'd rather be standing in line at Gamestop than watching steam give me erorrs 500 times in a row
>>719798376
>>719798423fomo nigga get off the thread
Sigh, I had been hoping to play the game a little before I went to work at noon.Guess I just have to hope things will be working better when I get home in nine hours...
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6740306
>>719798068>111 873 x 19,50e x 0,7 = 1 527 066eThey made a million and a half eurobucks before taxes in an hour
>>719798337Fuck off you retard. No wonder nobody uses this shithole site anymore
>>719797919I FOUND HERGO UP AND LEFT after existing the gate area right outside the city
Why is buying a fucking game so hard? Why is everyone and everything so incompetent?
>>719798490what
>>719798162I love frogsI love their water specializationAnd their upgradeable houses are really powerful. Having them be able to call newcomers earlier is very good too. In one game I reached 100 pop because of them.Bats are INSANELY powerful in the mid-late game with their perk of being able to exile people. Not only can you control your population, but you can reach the point where everyone in the settlement is getting x2 multipler on every production. Very fun, but they're very very hard to take care of before that point>>719798269Because I play for aesthetics first, bitch
>>719798423give me your steam key
Wth, game is $7 with regional pricing
CORNIFER IS A WOMAN NOWWHAT THE FUCK?????
LET ME FUCKING BUY IT YOU NIGGERS
>>719798392Its above Bone Bottom. You go right to The Marrow, then go top left back into the green zone and there is a short cut lift plus that "boss"
I gonna wait 30min if shit still doesn't work I'm buying it on switch
>>719798586SHUT THE FUCK UPDON'T MAKE THEM RAISE THE PRICES
Based pilgrims
PLEASE GABE LET ME CHECK OUT I REALLY WANT TO GIFT IT TO MY BF
>>719798395Gaben always talking about good service and he can't even allow people to buy a game before it's available to pirate. What a fucking joke.
>>719798586they use steam's recommended regional pricing instead of being jews like SEGA/Crapcom
>>719798603I CAN'T BELIEVE ARI GIBSON WENT TRANS
If you click buy a thousand times like i did itll just cuck you as soon as it does decide to work
>>719798634>using paypalgo be a nigger somewhere else
>>719798638Ah ok. Yeah just paid 30 for that bench.
>>719798685Fag based
>>719798685BASED FAGGOT
pain
This kid is getting zero pussy in high school lmao.
>>719797484JUST PIRATE IT ANONS, IT IS FAIR then you can buy it later.
Switch bros where you at?
Do I need to remember anything about Hollow Knight before playing this?
>>719797484DOLPHIN PUSSY?!
>>719798882If he can organize people into doing shit for him, he's definitely getting pussy
At least give us a fucking status update, Gaben. >>719798882He was never gonna get any pussy, PERIOD.
how are you FAGS playing
>>719798269Also the bamboo flat biome is my favorite by farOne of my favorite things was setting up a good farmland, which is what the biome was specifically designed around as the base mechanic. You can place fertile soil anywhere you want, and thus create very good looking large farms. They get a bit unruly when you have a 4 range farm though, and I've not been able to complete one yet before the game is over or I run out of stuff to keep the lil nibba happy
Honestly this is all team cherry's fault. If they had let people pre-order the game none of this would have happened.
>>719798559Fomo means fear of missing out and you are indeed a fomo nigga
>buy the game through humble bundle because steam is not letting me buy it>finally I can play the game>Keys are temporarily exhausted for this productTHEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME BUY IT FUCK YOU HUMBLE BUNDLE NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A FUCKING KEY AND I CANT PLAYWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT????????? DAYS??????????
cute...
cant even pirate the game..
>>719798603NOT THE SAME CORNIFERMEDS NOW
>>719798978positive reviews without beating the game... holy bootlick
>>719799007fucking retard. just wait
>>719798978prob some key reseller sites
>my pc exploded this morningFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU
>>719799007yeah i can't believe those fucking niggers. don't sell it if you don't have it cocksuckers
>>719799007LMAOThat's what you get for jumping through hoops.
>>719798882>kid with fun hobbies who is active in his schoolI think he will be ok, maybe you shouldn't have spent your entire life embarrassed about your hobbies snivelling in the corner wondering why nobody would talk to you?
>>719799007Charge back on humble store and never buy from them againFaggot niggers pieces of shit
>>719798269>>719798565Real nice to hear it's doing great, guess I'll grab DLCs along with silksong when the store gets reanimated lol My cities got somewhat tidy too after a while, when I got consistent strategies figured out. It's extra satisfying to build stuff neatly despite circumstances.
>>719799036RIP
>>719799036download through cs rin ru nigga
Why didn't anyone tell me it's on gamepass?
>>719799036gog-games is down too lolcant buy, cant pirate
>>719799060I am leaving tomorrow and can't play it for a week. I was really looking forward to playing it todayI will never forgive humble bundle for this
Yeah I'm going for a walk, I'll try to buy the game in a few hours
>>719799036>he didnt' go for the magnetshigging my diggies
>>719799096Consuming isn't a hobby.
Bro it has been an hour and I still can't buy the fucking game I'm going silksane
>>719798423Thanks for saying this, makes me feel way better about myself.
>>719798285Hallownest Kanto revisit in act 2 you heard it here first
>>719799163it was announced on gamepass literally years ago
>>719799173you still can you just gotta pay twice now
>broken EnglishBros...
>>719798882If he got people to do that then chances are he is a popular kid anonGames are for normies now you know
>>719799163same shit as pirating dogshit platform
>>719799146im not touching anything russian with a ten foot pole, no thank you
It's one thing to have trouble purchasing on steam, but this really pisses me off.
>>719799242Call of duty is for normies, metroidvanias are still in the nerd category.
>>719799268better download through skidrow then yippie
>>719799268Дa нe ccы ты )))
do i have to go back to cart when this shit happens, or do i just spam continue?
did any of you buy the ost?
>>719799096zoomers wouldn't understand it but people DID get bullied over being nerds in the past, now even girls watch anime
>>719799321Lol giga cope.
post spoilers to make cartfags seethe
>there's base-buildingI HAVE BECOME CUM, RUINER OF UNDERPANTS
>>719799319>we are getting more ASAPso they are the niggers crashing steam by buying thousands of keys at a time
where are the saves located? if i start on piraed gog version, will i be able to continue my save on steam version?
>>719799334im trying... i just... want to BUY the game holy shit
FUCK YOU HUMBLE BUNDLE I AM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL TO THE GRAVEYOU WILL REGRET THIS
HOW do I get past the 3 stooges boss I can't figure this shit out
remove it from your cart when it doesn't give you and error then re-add it. worked for me immediately
>>719799334Yeah, just spam continue, Anon. Each click is $20 for GabeN's new yachts.
BAZINGA!
>>719799334Follow your instincts.
>>719799408THESE FUCKING NEGROS DID IT AGAIN
Remember, anons>Cut them with your blade! Cut them with your mature spirit! Cut them with your savage adult heart!
>>719799396Your head is going in the toilet nerd, no one even remembers big bang theory, your 15 minutes of fame are up.
This is a fucking lie
>>719799453i have the funds in my steam wallet thankfully
>>719799120Have fun! I think both dlcs are well worth the price, especially bats for the biomes. I'm a bit upset that the game seems to be "finished" and probably wont get any more major updates, but ive put 1300h into it at this point so I've probably gotten my fill lolVery excited to see what these devs do next. They're very solid devs.I do have one final set of things to do in the game, being the hidden deedsAnd actually completing a full run where no villagers die. My last play through which I just finished some deaths, but I got a 100% win rate, so atleast I have that
>>719799330go get drafted and die to a drone
>piracy is a service problem
E502 L3E502 L3E502 L3
>still not working almost 1:30 laterThis is like a Destiny or MMO launch, some shit I vowed to never put myself through again but HERE WE FUCKING ARE
Im done being patient im gonna spam continue until it either goes through or it crashes back to the storepage
I beat the bell beast
IM ALREADY COMPLETELY FUCKING LOSTIS TEAM CHERRY RETARDEDEVERY CASUAL IS GONNA IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE OFF FROM THIS
>>719799560>4MB photo from phone (which you can obviously guess which is)Hey zoom-zoom, you can use your computer to take a screenshot directly.
>>719799495BASED BASED BASED BASEDTOTAL MAPPING CASUAL DEATH
Spoil the ending for me right now.
>>719799702Skill issue
>keys no longer exist on humble bundle
WHY WOULD YOU NOT ALLOW PRE ORDERS YOU RETARDS
>>719799431I think it's in AppData>LocalLow>Team Nigger>Shallow Knight Shitsong and then the folder with numbers
so how's the game feeling on KB?
>>719799635))))) So mad
Bought the compass + both maps, unlocked the elevator shortcut and then quitI'm already bored to tearsSidescrollers fucking blow and you guys screeching that this is goty are retardedAnd the downwards attack feels awful.
>>719799735The good guys win, the bad guys loose.Some people die.You loose $20.
>>719799752because pre-orders are evil
>mfw never going to play this game
real question, pogo still exists?
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
>>719799385>now even girls watch anime???Anime was always meant for girls. Only boys were ever bullied for watching "cartoons for girls".>>719799646Not gonna lie, I always support indie devs, but with this shit I am thinking about pirating it now and buying later.
Hornet Kills The Knight
>no banner for silk fucking songGabe, what the hell?
Not allowing preloading is a shifty shady jewish nigger idea
>>719799772enjoy your rat, i dont care
>>719799705Yeah, but then I would need to email the screenshot to myself so that I post it from my phone.
>>719799268better stop using steam 2bh :///
>>719799795Crashing every store page and making the humblest of bundles run out of keys is even more evil. Resellers are selling keys for $30+ right now on sites like Gamivo. How again are pre orders evil?
GOG works fine for everyone having a melty over Steam. Not through their front end but the offline installer downloaded in seconds for me and I got straight in.
>>719799036use the other options
>>719799687oh that was a mistake. the bug selling map stuff MOVES after you kill the bell beast. this uh sucks
store working perfectly now except for actually checking outfucking retarded
>new AAA releases can barely make ends meet>meanwhile the rehash of an 8 year old game put together by some backwater aussies causes the digital equivalent of trying to buy toilet paper in march 2020how could this happen?
>>719799702No Refunds
Never trying to buy a hype game like this again, should've done pre orders how the fuck did 100k niggas get in before me
I don't get the story. So only the kingdom from the first game was afflicted with the undead curse and other places were normal?
>anal beads as currency>you can barely see them on the ground
DUMP THE NSP
>>719799941I retract my statement.
Is available on PS4?
can't fucking buy this shit what the hell
>>719799934you dont get what im saying, but youre russian so its to be expected
sex with shakra
>>719799896He can't even get the payment processors working, why the fuck do you think he would have enough computing power to add a banner?
>>719799206it is by definition
If any of you would like to know, its already available on Game Pass, just not on the home page.Search for Silksong on the Xbox App.
Man, having a voiced protagonist is already so refreshing, no offense to the little mute knight though.
fuck it im done im going to play on xbox game pass ill transfer the save whenever steam works
Bros im getting filtered by the diagonal down attackI miss the pogo
>I HAVE TO BUY THE GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND I REFUSE TO WAIT A COUPLE OF HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhy are you goobers like this
>>719797179try enabling some of these settings.
>>719799872nigger
>>719799828Her down attack is different
>>719800013No.
>"Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem"-Gaben
>>719799927Lol. Lmfao even
>>719800127excuse me?? no pogo????????
THE SECOND BOSS LITERALLY DEALS TWO PIPS OF DAMAGEWHAT THE FUCK
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>>719800216That's a good thing, the pogo was broken as fuck
>>719800138What's going to change in 30 minutes to allow people to buy it?
https://1337x.to/torrent/6476859/Hollow-Knight-Silksong-2025-PORTABLE/https://1337x.to/torrent/6476859/Hollow-Knight-Silksong-2025-PORTABLE/https://1337x.to/torrent/6476859/Hollow-Knight-Silksong-2025-PORTABLE/
>>719799998Who's the foid anon, is she known to use anal beads. I might as well do something since I CANT BUY THE FUCKING GAME
>>719799995Yes, first game had Pale King propaganda, there were very plainly outside bug civilizations.Also I still can't buy the game
if i cant buy it in 30min im actually going to pirate, fuck it
>>719800138because fuck you, Gaben, if you want a monopoly at least make your shit work for mass shitting out of stuff
>collect 3 herbs sidequestoh nonono
>have to beat the stag replacement into submissionkek, not sure how i feel about the diagonal down but it's good so far>>719800284his moves are telegraphed as fuck so it's fine
>>719800190He's literally not wrong at allHis service just couldn't keep up this time
>>719800324Y-you aren't going to mine bitcoin on my machine, right?
>>719800324wtf I got a virus
ALL OF YOU TRYING TO BUY THE GAME IS CAUSING STEAM TO CRASH!PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE AND PURCHASE THE GAME ONE AT A TIME PLEASE
Is there a new "brapanada"?
>>719800324>no GOG versionshan't be pirating
>>719800324wtf i pirated the game and my body rejected the HRT?
>>719794603Does this game have some sort of deep lore story where I should play the first game?
>>719797046Still no word on physically release?
>>719800558Yes but you probably don't care about it because you have brown skin.
kai lai lai laimoosharou moosharou
>secret rooms just lead to useless currencyThese faggots didn't improve on anything. 8 years wasted.
>Myla 2.0Please not again...
i play silksong now
>>719800531i stole it and replaced with testosterone nyeeheeheheheheheheheheheeheh
>>719800558the question is why the fuck do you care about this game if you never played the first one? you're swept up in marketing hype. you're gonna buy it and drop it.
>>719800495I don't understand what's the point of even uploading the cracked Steam version while GOG exists, and there are ONLY cracked steam versions... That sucks.
>>719800558its for faggot redit trannies but unironicly
>cant buy game>can already pirate itMan... even when I want to support a dev they make me look like a fool...
It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.
>>719800558there's bugs and they do bug stuffi hope that clears things up for youi never finished hollow knight
It peaked at 111k players and is already dropping.Looks like all the predictions of Silksong smashing sales records were dead wrong.Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 had a significantly higher concurrent playercount despite 0 hype LMAO.
>>719800482>PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE AND PURCHASE THE GAME ONE AT A TIME PLEASEThis unironically should be implemented on Steam side, just like it is implemented on all MMOs games (WoW, PoE).
>>7198005972026not joking
>>719800684Fucking Todd shadow dropped his remaked turd, too.
>>719800651highly possiblethey made a good decision making it so cheap, though. I'd never pay more than the price they set it at
Who won?Who lost?
Why the fuck did they not allow for pre-orders?
Top 10 gayest moments of 2025 rn
>>719800798>Who won?Team cherry.>Who lost?Everyone else.
>>719800306>>719800127thanks for this post, no pogo no buy
>>719800558It has YouTuber-bait """"""""lore"""""""" if that's what you mean, but the first game doesn't really have any actual story
>>719800798doom sayers lost, silk songers won
>>719800684It's gonna peak tomorrow evening
>>719800758>literally just some randomly generated code for a digital download>um...we wan out...sowwyfuck humble faggots never using their dumb asses again
>>719799517>In his incel fantasy Everyone knows hollow kngiht at school anon. What matters the most is your face, and sorry to say, but you're mad ugly unc.
>>719800814Crashing the internet is funnier
>>719800798Pirates won, literally everyone else lost.
>>719800684nobody can buy the game nigga
>>719800324>start torrenting>penis starts shrinkingwtf?!!!?!?!
>>719800798>Who won?Gaben, every successful checkout is $6 to his pocket.>Who lost?Also Gaben, he cannot approve transactions fast enough.
>>719800729this, just put me on a fucking automatic waitlist
anyone else getting a steam store error when checking out? i cant buy it
I guess I should go back and finish the first game
>>719800814pre-orders are fucking retarded.imagine being dumb enough to pre-buy something.
>>719800405>He's literally not wrong at allI know, that's the irony of it. I'm mad I didn't just fold and pirate it an hour and a half ago, genuinely soured my mood for something I've been so excited forOh well I'm in now, I'll still buy the game tomorrow
they should announce hollow knight 3 next week and take 15 years
So when is the crack gonna drop?
>>719800798/v/ lost as always
A SUCCESSFUL PAYMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>719800041because he did a banner for a helldivers *patch* 2 days ago
How do you buy it on PS5? There's just no button to purchase, add to cart, anything. Can't even follow/wishlist it. It literally just said it released 4/9/2025. Thought the game came out today, not in April.
>>719800324>>719800495>>719800654yeah I'll wait for gogas a piratechad I deserve the bestest product and service.
I can't even fucking buy the thing, Steam keeps giving me errors.
>>719800798Steam lostPlaystation lostXbox lostSwitch won Pirates wonAustralia won
>>719800684Nigga dont do this when we havent even reached the weekend yet lmao
>>719801003Nigga if I know I want something even before it is out, why the fuck should I not be allowed to pre-order it? Pre-orders would have prevented this shitshow.
>>719800959this nigga
>There are people who took a day off for this
GABEN OUR LORD AND SA-
>>719800324Can anyone help i really started craving cocks after i downloaded this
>>719801089can you imagine?
>>719801003It would have helped in this case where it was a big enough release to crash every storefront on the planet
LET ME IN
>>719800762>remaked turdYou take that back now you son of a bitchIt’s not just a turd it’s my masterpiece
>>719801089Still better than work faggot
>have to crouch down to pick up a scrawl. every fucking timemy one criticism so far, hour and half into the game
I STILL CAN'T BUY IT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>719801006Same. Just finished my very legal download. Fix your fucking store gabe
>>719801127oh ill help you alright
Maybe the real hollow knight was the silk we sang along the way...
>if you beat the game on all 4 profiles, a secret shows up in the main menuNeat
>>719800284I actually died to the bell beast once trying to be fancy with the diagonal pogo. I'm sure it will make more sense as the game goes on but the dive kick feels so fucking ass
>>719801089I also took a week off when Wings of Liberty released
>somethign went wrongI CAN'T FUCKING BUY IT WWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
>>719801127i help you mr. redditor
>>719799635тишe хoхлинa
>>719795278ps5 owners dont buy games
>>719800324I downloaded this and I immediately felt an urge to make a resetera account did this happen to anyone else?
I cant take it....
>>719801312my condolences
it looks like a phone game, why the hype?
its kinda boring, no? i already want to stop playing
pirate gods
Really enjoying silksong so faranyone make it past this guy yet?he's been filtering me for a couple hours now.
>>719801003nigger, crashing every storefront that's in charge of distributing the game is even worse. kiss yo sista you faggot
>>719801505you'll get it when you are older
I have died at least 4 times now by just falling from high heights straight into lava that I couldnt see. The level design isn't that great in Far Fields.
>>719801505i know gta6 you're gonna be able to see the ball sweat on every guy in the pride parade
>>719800814All part of the marketing strategy. Think of all the free press they're getting from this.
>>719800324Doktor, turn off my bitcoin miner inhibitors
>>719801540That's not even his final phase, this little nigger has six whole phases
>>719801597I am actually extremely pissed at them. To a point that I am considering just pirating the game and not giving those aussie cunts a single fucking dime.
>>719801597they're smart. they were smart to say basically nothing all that time and add mystery too. all been building to this
Will the CIA kill my dog if I search for Silksong in thepiratebay?
>>719801523Fuck you
Just got an updated key from Humble, in the US. Try it again if you did it through them
>>719801540just buy it on humble store, worked for me first try. idk if other people have caught on and it's ddos'd at this point as well
Just got my humblebundle keyniggers
>>719800654who the fuck gives a shit nigger
its kinda boring. literally the exact same gameplay as the first game.
>>719801738THISI wanted a racing game
Why the fuck do the anal beads roll so far when you hit them? I regret buying this shit game.
>>719801663Only if you live in the corporate states of america
>>719801738yeah im feeling this way too
>>719801651>consideringlol? just do it. have some conviction
>>719801651>Being genuinely angry over a game launch being slightly delayedGo the fuck outside anon. Seriously, take a walk and come back in an hour or two.
>>719801824I look like this and I wear this
>Almost 2 hours after releasing>Still cant buy the gameI think Im gonna go read for awhile. Give me a (you) when it starts working again.
>>719801651go back to /reddit
>>719801824Why don't you guys just wait, it's still gonna be there in a few hours.
Oh thank god...*ascends*
>people saying its boringFUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>719801890IT STARTED WORKING AGAIN
>>719801932what was your method
>>719801950They are entitled to their own opinions, zoomie.
Yup got the 24h ban, it only went to the purchase phase ONCE and failed immediately in 1h48minutes.Pirate it is niggers
Is Silksong the biggest disappointment of 2025?
Gaben put up the banner.
pirateGODS win again
Fuck me the musicWere so backSee you guys later. Enjoy it
>>719801835I wanted to support the devs by buying the game because I liked hollowknight, but their retarded decisions regarding this launch have made me reconsider.>>719801836I already fucking went outside and timed my jogging so I could come back home in time to play this game only for the launch to shit the bed.
Reminder Team Cherry are asleep right now. So they're just going to wake up from angry emails from EVERY storefront for crashing them all by not allowing pre orders or downloads
>>719802003Humblebundle
>>719801890>>719801985SUCCESSFUL CHECKOUT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>719801738I literally just started, but the game is way more mobile, also...>can't attack directly downwards>heal costs a lot, but fully healsThese change the gameplay a lot.
>>719802085No one cares you whiny faggot.
>>719802092Theyre not reading their emails lmao
>>719801003You mean like buying something on Amazon?
>>719802119
>>719802142Cared enough to reply, nigger.
Oh, fucking finally a GOG version is available for downloading... Well can't say I didn't try...
>>719802032Anyone saying anything negative is just a hater, if you liked hollow knight, this is just that but way better.
>>719802032THEN FUCK OFF AND MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING THREADA BOUT IT INSTEAD OF COMING INTO A SILKSONG HYPE THREAD AND SHITTTING ON IT WHEN ITS ONLY BEEN ON FOR 1 HOUR AND YOU ARE CLEARLY FULL OF SHITPEOPLE HAVE WATIED 7 YEARS FOR THIS AND WILL NOT HAVE IT RUINED BY A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING TEENAGERS WHO ONLY PLAY FORTNITE AND GTA
>>719798638I snuck past it… sorry bros…
FUCKING FINALLY.Nearly two hours fucking later.FUCK.
>get to cool looking altar with a shiny power up thing>it's just one half of a silk spoolTeam Cherry is so shit at designing games
Imagine how many bot-nets and loggers will be installed today lmao
I've been stuck in this boss for the last hour
>>719802298>>719802265Little bros are mad, because someone else doesn't like their turd game.
How is Steam even allowed to do this? They have a site that sells videogames and you can't fucking buy videogames.MAKE IT FUCKING WORK YOU FAT GABEN FUCk I BOUGHT YOUR MEME MACHINE AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>719802414They finally got more keys on humble.
STILL CAN'T GET PASSED THE PAYMENT FUCK
>>719802298calm down or kys one of those. Imagine waiting 7 years to play as a strong independent bug in a dress
>>719802480I assume you already bought it, then they sent the key? It's not even listen there for me.
>>719802415Thanks for confirming what I said.
>>719802551strong independent lesbian bug in a dress
>>719802582Yeah, I had the message for ages that they run out of keys, but that was finally gone managed to activate it
just do what I've been doing and 112% Hollow Knight again every time the purchase fails
2nd boss is bullshit. you die in 2 hits and lose all of your stuff. there are like 200000 phases as well. how do i get a refund? this game is ass.
I genuinely cant believe they did something like this for this game. When you get here youll know what i mean. >Was stuck looping around wondering what the fuck to do for a solid 20 minutes
please gabe I don't want to play the game on gamepass I hate that interface and the microsoft account log-in is fucking buggy as hell
>>719802765LMAOOO
>>719799036It's so powerful, it broke the stores AND the pirate sites all simultaneously.
>>719799036What the fuck when has this ever happened LMAO
>>719802413Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the HollowKnightSilkSong.CRACKED.Repack-Fitgirl.exe, and bring no Windows Defender, I have no need of it.
For now I'll just play my 'legit' copy, Team Cherry can have my money tomorrow when Steam finally decides to behave itself.
you can beat the big spooger behind the platforming puzzle above bone bottom
>Hollow Knight: Silksong v1.0.28324 (84692) [WINDOWS] {GOG}Nice.
FUCK IT I WANTED TO BE WHITE AND BUY SOMETHING WITH MONEY TODAY BUT I GUESS ILL JUST BE A NIGGER, WHAT WEBSITE IS THE FAIRLIGHT CRACK ON? WHERE DO I FIND IT?
>>719802069>block the game in your firewall
It's 10 dollars in my country. Based I will not pirate it in respect
what is this
>>719803471A service problem
fuck these stupid fucking niggers not doing preorders
>>719802413>>719803107kek nice one
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
>>719803541this has to have been intentional to drum up more hype by crashing the store. No way they didn't foresee this
ok taking a nap. see you tonight
>>719803886Nobody expects the spanish inquisitionOr more to the point, I don't think ANY storefront can handle more than a million purchase requests at the same second, it's a scalability problem
