this is very unfair to games that didn't break platforms
Why is it happening? It’s like the second coming.
e33…lost
>>719795934Lol
You just wait. Borderlands 4 will take down even more services with how popular it'll be. It'll sink Silksong.
>>719796209nobody cares randyyour games suck
>>719795934>TheGamerYou zoomers really aren't beating the tranny allegations. Now go consume your meme indieslop so you can post about it elsewhere. Faggots.
>>719795934It‘s up on igg. Fuck team cherry, clearly they don‘t want my money anyway
>>719795934If you'd tell gamers from 30-20 years ago that you're from the future and some mid 2D single-player scrimblo will be the most anticipated game of 2025 they'd call you insane and then lock you up.
>>719796209>Borderlands 4Ahahaha
>>719796660I think about that
>>719795934YESSSSSMORE SHILLINGMORE MARKETING BUDGETMORE IGNORING XBOX AND GOG
>>719796660It just says a lot about the state of the industry that a simple but solid game could stand out so much and cause this much hype.
>>719797316It’s funny how nobody plays or talks fondly about Celeste anymore, but there’s a very vocal minority of (((gender-liberated individuals))) keep trying to remind you it exists.
>>719797795It's not even a good game. This shit is coasting almost entirely on being Braid for zoomers and gen alpha getting really excited for it because their zoomer streamer "friends" are telling them it was good.
>>719795934this game is going to break record for player count on steam, isnt it?
>didn't happen with wukongwere the servers just better prepared that day? gog is down too
>>719797795All it proves is that the average retarded normalfag won’t seek out any new games unless their social media overlords command it. There are plenty of decent indie games out there, even recent ones. Nothing needs to “stand out” unless you have actual attention problems.
>buy the game through humble bundle because steam is not letting me buy it>finally I can play the game>Keys are temporarily exhausted for this productTHEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME BUY IT FUCK YOU HUMBLE BUNDLE NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A FUCKING KEY AND I CANT PLAY
>>719798080>Doubt
Nigger what the FUCK??? How is only the storefront that's crashing?
>>719796209this but unironically
>>719798080bro is overdosing on that copium
I bet less than 1/5 people who played the first one beat it. Always funny to see people waste their money on a hyped up game that they won't finish.
>>719798219playstation and nintendo also crashed, and humble bundle ran out of keys.
>>719796660I challenge you to name a better game made this year. Hell name one in the last five.
>>719798069Wukong devs aren‘t retards so you could preorder and preload. That also wasn‘t a simultaneous release iirc
>>719798341I beat it
>>719798080This. I don't get it because I played the first game and it was fucking dogshit, but these "people" are literally slaves to trends. They buy what the media tells them to, they think what the media tells them they should think.
>>719798374E33WuchangWukong
Was Hollow Knight really that good?
>>719798069They only had to worry about the chink servers since barely anyone outside of there played itAlso more seriously you could preload that
>>719798381this seems like an issue on valve's end. if i released a game and they let me crash their store I'd let them do it too.
>>719798341that's literally most games and most gamers. are you a jilted indie developer or something?
>>719797997>>719798080>zero marketing over 7 years>game drops out of nowhere, just gets a trailer and a release date a week later>BREAKS the internetNot even the most shilled, astroturfed and FoTM games could do a fraction of what Silksong did without even trying.Cope.
>>719798474Did you not play it after all the shilling? It was a really poor metroidvania.
>>719798417One of the worst in the genre desu, somehow even less fun than bloodslopped
>game has an impassable softlock
>>719798370THEIR ENTIRE STOREFRONT?Fucking kek, so people can't buy other games on their Snoystation? Based Team Cherry crashing the industry with no survivors.
>>719795934>millions of retards playing some multiplayer sloppa on Steam every day just fine>somehow one bug breaks it
I've never played Hollow Knight or even know what the gameplay looks like. Thanks for looking.
I still haven't played HK. It looks so fucking mid and minimalistic. I'd rather play that christian themed metroidvania or something else really. The genre is so oversaturated that you can shovel better-looking games for hours. I legitimately don't get the hype.
>>719798374Right now, every game this year. Seeing as this game is unplayable.
>>719798374>This yearE33>Last five yearsStranger of Paradise, the greatest game ever made
>>719798374>Hell name one in the last five.rift wizard 2
>>719798442You know what? I'll give you Wukong.
>>719798474No, I'm not sure why is everyone sperging out about this game aside from it taking 100 years to make.
>>719798442those are all shit tho
>>719798628>jackbro ITT:BASED
>>719798529My backlog is long and my time sparse. I'm just now getting into Metroidvanias and the next one I'll play is AM2R 10 games or so from now. Still have to play the rest of Metroid and Castlevania, not to count others.
>>719798374Elden Ring is one of the best games of all time and it was released recently.
JUST LE T ME BUY THE FUCKING GAME
>>719798608>I legitimately don't get the hype.The hype is children getting excited because they took a meme seriously. People would always ask about silksong at conferences because it the devs went basically radio silent on it, it was essentially just a meme. Kids took it as if people were actually really fucking eager to see news about Silksong though, and so they got really excited because if all these people are asking about it, it must be good!
>>719798080That's not new. Curation has always been a pain, especially since there are so many releases. Even for enthusiasts curation is a bitch. See any steam demo thread
>>719798693ER is an overhyped shitpile from a development studio that has long since forgotten why they were beloved and overdosed on marketing memes.Fromsoft are the washed out heroin addict of game devs
>>719798691Fair, I tend to check out most games /v/ shills because occasionally you do find fantastic games like Void Stranger, even if half the time now you just get tricked into playing Disco Elysium.
>>719798717first the payment processors came for the wegs, but i did not say anything because i was not a weg enjoyer. then they came for the metroidvanias.
>>719798628>E33trannyslop>FF roll slopKWAB
>>719798857>rollslopway to out yourself retard, it doesn't even have a roll
Went to the store for an hour and came back and Steam is still fucked
>>719798857Works on my machine
>>719797937I think they fdo outside of this tranny obsessed board. Plus its 8 years old. Mainly genetic deadends being OBSESSED with other genetic deadends with axe wounds though.
>came out roughly 1 hour ago>well you see this other game is betterHow? No one has completed Silksong, it might be massively disappointing, it might exceed expectations, there is no “better” as we don’t even know what it is
>>719798502No? It's like Dark Souls, something that was kinda niche and kinda difficult initially then gets way hyped up as a cult classic you're missing out on then a ton of casual people get baited and have an awesome time for one boss and they're gonna go back and beat it someday they swear. Happens all the time, I think it's very funny.
LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719798964Meant to be for>>719798717
>>719799013>I find the thing I conjured up in my head very funnyMany such cases among schizophrenics
>>719798986>it might exceed expectations,The devs were incapable of making a metroidvania 7 years ago, they're not going to suddenly manage it today just because some time has passed.
>>719798628>the greatest game ever madeB A S E D
>>719798986>No one has completed Silksongit's a 40-minute game, I'm already on my second playthrough
>>719799119>The devs were incapable of making a metroidvania 7 years agoOkay this is going to be good, what makes them incapable?
>>719796209Randy, you don't have time to be posting on /v/, another one of your USB's was just found at a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant!They thought it might have been someone else's, but then they saw that it had "BADASS" written on it and knew that it must have been yours!You need to get down the right away to prevent them from finding any of your child p- uh, I mean, IMPORTANT GEARBOX FILES!
>>719798847Honestly I would really like to do so too, I'm just stuck in autism-induced time dissociation most of the time. I'm still wondering if I should somehow squeeze E33 in soon even though I should finish the stuff I got started on and absolutely do not have the time for another RPG anytime soon.
>>719798717Just pirate it
i made it to the payment page bros...
>>719798847Also it doesn't take that much for me to be ok with a game, I'd like to hope Disco Elysium is decent but I'll have to see when I get there.
>>719796209Based! It’s going to be fucking bad ass
>>719799398I want the stupid faggy ass Steam achievements.
theyre fucking fags that should have been taking pre orders all week.
>>719799405That's only the first boss of the payment level Anon, there's like 3 more
>PC finally gets a game>le reddit chungus gaben app can't even handle people buying a fucking indie gameWhat gives? Wasn't this a master race?
everything breaks switch 2 cause its a piece of shit
>>719795934Did the wukong chinks crash the server like this game?
>>719799221They have no comprehension of game design? I've played better games made by 5 year olds.
>>719799667Of course not
>>719799479I really don’t get why they didn’t do this.
Once physical is fully dead, every time servers get DDOS'd like this people will think back to the good ol days where you didn't have to wait for hours to even purchase a fucking game.
>It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.It's over. I got locked out.
>>719799698>They have no comprehension of game design?Okay, please go into detail
>>719796209Genuinely actually unironically kill yourself whoever you are.
>>719796093Hours before the release google steam gog and other services got shut down for technical issues eastern Europe and the middle east couldn't connect to shit for a hour and i assume the massive rush to silk song just destroyed what was left
Hey guys, could you just stop F5'ing for a minute and let me in? i've been waiting a long time for this and i'm so excitedk thx :)
>>719799405Same bro, same. wagmi
>>719799719Becuase they sre 3 autusts wealthy beyond comprehension who love the hype, the story this will make, not being part of the pre order commercialization, and just generally dont give a fuck.Playstation store doesnt even have the fgame for sale so Im pissed but I can respect team cherrys zero fucks given.
>>719796660yeah cuz people were not under algorhytm based mind control control while being hit with mind control from the phone and tvs hz rateas well as satelite thought monitoringfucking communism lol
fuck you then
>>719795934>bought in 1 second on switchnintendoGODS keep WINNING
>the euro wagies are going to start joining in soon
>>719799119HK is better than all of Nintendo's midtroid games thoughbeit>>719799698Alright fag, what's your game and are you just mad because you had to reschedule your launch?
>>719799719Preorders are a horrid, customer unfriendly practice. I respect the devs for refusing to capitulate to it, even if - no, ESPECIALLY because - it means some storefronts break for a few hours.It's a funny metaphor for how they are chokeslamming the industry.
>>719799763
>>719799724Never stood in line for a midnight release? If you wanted to purchase a game the moment it came out, yeah you waited hours to be able to purchase it.
>>719800182yes, already on it
>>719799785I'm sorry, I'm really not sure what you're looking for. The game design in HK was fucking atrocious, this is like you going 'uh, how do you KNOW Mcdonalds isn't going to start making Michelin star burgers?'.I can't really articulate why the design was bad, it's too overtly self-evident to anyone with a brain. It's like trying to get me to explain why Halo is a shit FPS, it's obviously garbage, if you don't get it, you won't ever get it, you don't have the IQ for it.
They really are doing everything they can to postpone the launch
>>719800286>I can't really articulate why the design was badIf the game design was bad you could easily articulate at least one issue with it
>>719800286holy seethe
>>719800286>I can't really articulate why the design was bad
>>719795934I finally made it this far bros, I beat the boss' initial stages!
>>719800286You could just have said that you’re stalling and hoping for someone else to interject and do the heavy lifting for you.
>>719800439ohnononoononon
I'm so fucking close...
>>719795934>Xbox userim sure glad I we don't play Indieslop kek
If you're gonna bait at least try to be funny anon
>>719800286>It's like trying to get me to explain why Halo is a shit FPS, it's obviously garbageI mean, you can easily articulate all the various reasons why Halo was slammed as babby's first FPS... unless you're just parroting the opinions of others in an attempt to seem cultured.So, seethe. Get an opinion of your own for once. Worse than being a contrarian, you are contrarian cattle.
my frickin download is done im gonna play some silksong
>>719800286>it just isImmediately btfo
>>719800545GL knight
>>719800514Kek no you're not, there's like 3 bosses after that. You think this isn't where most people have been stuck as well?
>>719795934>unfair
>>719800286>t. didn't play HK or HaloWhy are zoom zooms and poorfags like this?
>>719800439There's another one after that where your purchase says it didn't complete and you get an email from Steam about how it failed. That's not even the final phase.
I'm on the last confirmation page, anons. Don't surrender.
>>719800673I couldn't even get to this point for an hour
>>719800698>boss has 5 fucking stagesfucking hate this meme2 should be the max
>>719800698Got to this once 20 minutes ago, now I can't even get to the payment page anymore.
>>719800746I was there as well, then got kicked back to the first payment screen again, it might look close but it's no different unless you actually have it purchased
Is this the biggest release in video game history? Not even GTA5 shut down storefronts.
>>719800746You only get one checkpoint and it's after the boss' first phase of putting it in your cartTechnically there's a skip to phase three but you can't do it unless you're in a web browser
>>719800889FUUUUUUU it just happened. I'm done till later. This is fucking retarded
>>719800949It's only a problem because they didn't allow presales.
>>719800949Well, if it continues going past an hour and fifty six minutes, then it's officially worse than the steam deck
The declining player count is telling me nobody has gone through since the first batch, there's probably no point in trying.
>>719801161>Niggers clog Valves payment system>Don't even fucking play the gameI hate these fuckers soooo much it isn't even funny.
>>719795934they should mention GOG as well, fucking gaming journalists are scum
Are saves compatible between the Windows and Linux builds? If the answer is yes, then I'm just gonna pirate it at this point.
>>719800673>get to next screen>it throws up error>purchase button vanishes
>"we fucking hate woke game journos!">have to see their articles posted here daily>from thegamer of all placesplay some fucking video games you stupid faggot
i can't even buy this shit
>>719795934i cant believe they just crashed the gaming industry with no survivors by making their game 20 dollars
Can I buy the steam on GOG and add it to my steam library?
>>719796093No preorders and no preload to generate buzz, as that article clearly demonstrates
>>719801347good
AAA game devs paid off steam to make it so no one could buy the game. They dont want to get btfo again so quickly after E33
>>719801340>refresh>goes back to previous screenAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719796209BADASS post Randy.
>>719798374Expedition 33
>>719801393NoSteam and GOG builds are differentHumble Bundle was recommended because they also issue you a Steam key, but they ran out so don't
>>719798374blue princeanimal well
>>719800698Ahahahah I'm so fucked
I got to make the purchase and it instantly refunded it via email and shit due to server error
>>719801393You can add any non-Steam game to your library, it just won't get steam-specific features
>>719796154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
>>719798829Contrarians just make up reasons they liked old Souls games that they pretend Elden Ring doesn't have to justify their contrarianism. I liked Dark Souls because it didn't have proper jumping mechanics and I loved my character getting caught on random parts of the floor geometry and having to figure out how to get unstuck without being able to jump out. Elden Ring ruined the series by giving the player reasonable movement mechanics. ^That is the level you people are on.
>>719795934I spent 26 minutes trying to get past the fucking error page.Gaben please...
1 HOUR 45 MINUTES
>>719798374Blue Prince
>>719801692>26 minutesAnon, I've been here for an hour and 45 minutes
>>719798374Limbus Company Canto 8
>>719795934>playstationyou still can't buy it from there
>>719801809Yeah well i've been her for 1 hour and 47 minutes
>>719801692I'm at over an hour of trying and sitting in the chair to do this is fucking my pinched nerve up
>>719796660>>719798374You are both making the same point. Industry is a fucking desert so a game like Expedition 33 (which is a very good game but about as good as Lost Odyssey) is explosively popular just because it gives a singular immersive story-based gaming experience and those are not commonplace anymore. Consider that we used to get a new Final Fantasy game every 1-2 years.
>>719801905Yeah well I've been here for an hour and 48 minutes
I lost interest. Would have been cool to be one of the first ones playing but I didn’t even like Hollow Knight that much.
>afk scam nigger from funpay don't send keys for fucking hour>bought from another one>STILL CAN'T BUY ITLET ME PLAY GABEN
21 years of service, 132 million monthly active users, despite this steam is still able to fucking crash due to hype
>>719802031Why would that be cool?
>>719795934I was already at the checkout screen and the unexpected error hit me.I hate aussies so much it's fucking unreal.
humble keys are apparently back in stock now
>>719798374kabuto park
>>719795934Never played any of those games. They look fucking gay. Like they came out of Newgrounds from a redditor
>>719798829>Implying Armored Core 6 didn't happenKeep seething Ranjeet. Fromsoft is one of the last companies that still deserves my money.
Barely in a top10. It's over.
>>719802104oh, and apparently the drm free download is available now too
>>719802170>Do I fit in yet?
>>719802170>i don't play games. reddit reddit reddit
>>719801905yeah well hour fifty three
>>719802272If someone sells cupcakes in a buidling, and there's an earthquake that blocks the door after the first batch of people enter and prevents the hundreds of thousands of people outside from entering and purchasing the cupcakes while they stand outsides screaming and trying to buy the cupcakes but are unable to, you wouldn't go "well i guess nobody wants cupcakes"
I have a feeling this won't happen to GTA 6
>>719802628Who's blocking who?
>>719802272Nooooooo how will I fill my 64vs64 Silksong conquest lobbies???????? Dead fucking game!!!!
>>719802628>food analogy
>>719799101This is a real phenomenon, retard
>>719802735gta 6 will have preorders for months and a special edition to get in 1-3 days early
>>719802743Gaben's fat ass is blocking me
>>719802770Real in your mind anon
>>719802735It won't because it being PS5 (lmao) + Xbox (lmao) exclusive makes it pretty much irrelevant in the modern age
Its only 10 bucks yet I cannot buy it :(
It's officially worse than the Steam Deck's launch, Steam recovered at 1h55m for that
Next time people say "why would I preorder digital goods?" remind them of this
I SLEEP
>>719802821Nah, it's the same shit over and over. Either eventually the series "flops" because normies don't like it or it changes to cater to normies' complaints like Monster Hunter did.
>>719803154>keeps digging himself deeperHeh, schizoids are something else
>>719803127Don't worry, I will
I cant even sign into steam.
>>719803192Okay
>>719799013It's not even that hard to get to and beat the hollow knight. The difficulty picks up after that.
>>719795934Even google ai acknowledges the power of the skong
>>719802930It's actually free
>>7197986286'5 White alpha male gigachad fingers typed this post. I struggle to call it a post though, it's more like artwork.
>>719801418If I don't get this game in the next 3 hours i am going to completely forget about it and buy the new cod and pay for the new Rick and Morty skin
>>719802170That little Newgrounds game just crashed multiple store fronts. That little redditor is a millionaire.
>>719803501>thinking purchasing anything on storefronts works at the momentNobody tell him.
How is this game so popular? literally nobody heard about it until 2 weeks ago.
>Finally make it past the green, purple and blue niggers of death>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>719803776You're only on phase three, there's still three to goThe worst one is the final phase, it can unironically bump you all the way back to phase 1
>>719803871Happened to me already four fucking times.FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT GAYBEN
>>719803871Is the 24-hour cooldown part of the final phase or can it hit before that?
>>719803770I've never even played Hollow Knight, I just like being part of a big release, it's exciting
>>719804065That can happen either in phase 5 or 6
>>719804095Fugg :D:D
literally just pirate it until the storefronts start reliably working again and then move the save file over.I did that and have been enjoying the game for the last hour and a half without having to deal with any of this shit
>>719803871this shit is harder than the pantheon
>>719804181I either pirate it or buy it. There is no middle ground for me.
>>719804261Pirate it for me. I would but Im stuck on a PS5 that doesn't even have the game for sale yet.
>Spent 2 hours trying to purchase it>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.>Try once through the Steam Deck>works on first try like a charmNice nepomachine gabe
The dark souls of storefronts
LET ME BUY THE GAME GABEEEENFUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU
>>719804065Is that shit really 24h? I got hit with it an hour or so ago while clicking continue on the retarded pay page
>>719804261personally I usually pirate the game and if I like it I buy it, this is one of those I would've normally just bought but I can't be bothered to deal with this shit
>>719795934Just like with Duke Nukem, this is getting way more hype than it ever should have because of the IT'S NEVER COMING OUT meme.
>>719802743Gee I wonder, you retarded nigger
>>719802735No shit Sherlock. It's not launching on steam, shit is console exclusive for a year or two then comes to PC
fucking hell it finally went through, don't give up bros, see you on the other side
I FUCKING MADE IT BROSSEE YA NIGGAS LATER
>leaving for work in a few hours>just wanted to play for a bit before leaving>cant even buy it
>>719802930damn, that's a lot of crystals, how do you carry so much in your wallet
Collective Shout wins by doing nothing
>>719804849Holy shit are you me? It just let me through as well.
>>719804828>>719804849Lets goooo
>>719804961Hinttari
>>719804949seems like something suddenly gave way to a bunch of purchases, just downloaded it remotely so when I get home from work it'll be nice and ready
222 bottles of beer on the wall, 222 bottles of beerTake one down, pass it around223 bottles of beer on the wall
>>719805087Hiljaa neekeri.
>>719804961Sinä ja minä veli, me ollaan inessä
>>719804905>don't have work today>not interested in Silksong>going to spend it playing Abiotic Factor and Deep Rock Galactic for the 500th time
I got through using steam app on phone. fucking finally
*HACKERMAN TYPING NOISES*WE'RE IN.
>>719798374Donkey Kong BananzaTears of the Kingdom
>>719805198Worked for me. Thanks.Still going to write negative review tho
>finally add funds>now have to buy gameHeheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Humble is working again btw, they got more keys
>>719805184yeesh, figured a guy like you would post an img like that
>>719805180Tästä se lähtee, loppuyön pelisessio.
>>719804828ALSO GOT THROUGH JUST NOW, HAVE FUN ANON.
so... about that play station store....
No idea what's up with you niggas crying in this threat.
FUCKING FINALLY
Still can't buy it, piracy it is then
>he didn't buy from HumbleI already have two hours logged lmao
>>719805527Some people are saying this worked but Im getting nothing.https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1n8b80d/silksong_still_not_available_on_playstation/nce933p/
>>719805198Got it too, clutch save bro
I still can't get past this
>>719805627Do it for me >>719805672
>>719795934>less players than poe2lol
I'M INBYE CHAT
it's not fair, it's not fucking fair
Playstation is working finally. Just bought it.
I'M IN BELIEVE IT
>>719795934>less players than POE2I thought you faggots said POE2 patch 0.3 was a complete flop? I've seen nothing but hatred for POE2 all weekend.
>>719805627Bruh imagine fumbling this bad just because you didn't add pre order 6 years wasted
later faggots
>>719798442Hold the fucking phone, Wuchang and Wukong aren't the same game?
>>719806052you do realize that it is still happening because people are still trying.
>An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.>Please wait a few minutes and try again.>If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.BROS I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>719806165I've been looking at that text for about 1 hour now.
>>719796209>trannerlands 4lollmaoeven
I'M FUCKING INNNNNNNNNNNN
>>719802272Check again
>>719806279
>>719806603I'm patient.
>>719806085>>719798442Wukong didn't come out this year idiot.Also, I enjoyed stellar blade than wuchang but wuchang is more ambitious as a game. Shame about the chink censorships.
>>719806693Try backing out, going back to payment processor through the cart and clicking twice or thrice on the continue button after it stops working. Repeat once in a while so it doesn't automatically time you out.Hopefully it'll work for you. See ya on the other side, brother.
were you guys just spamming continue?? i can't get past this shit
>>719806782>Shame about the chink censorshipIt really is. They'd finally made a game they could truly be proud of. Then they fucked it up
>>719806856i tried paypal and it worked near instantly
my IRL friend just gifted it to me because I can't fucking buy itI'm in bros
>>719806279well did you contact steam support?
>>719806856Yeah, what I did is click a few times. Then backed out to cart and repeated until success. >>719806983>IRL friendMust be nice.
>>719796209FUCK OFF RANDY!
FUCK BUGS
>>719806856same, steam wont let me buy itin 30mins im just gonna pirate and use my steamfunds on sf6 summer outfits for chun, manon and cammy
I FINALLY BOUGHT
>see people complaining left and right about storefronts going down>go to gog>have no problems whatsoever
wew i spammed the button and steam actually let me buy the damn game, incredible
>>719806809>>719807009I got it now. See ya anons.
>>719800949>Is this the biggest release in video game history?Homestuck broke websites and look what happened.
I GOT ITI AM IN THE GAME
>>719795934I played Hollow Knight but it was just a fun ok game, why do zoomers love this shit so much?
>317K>317K>317K>317K>317K>317K>317K
>>719807320Oh fuck, that worked. I kept going back to the cart page before trying again. Thanks anon.
>>719807753>It's already 380kIt's too late, it cant be stopped
>>719807330>>719807753This is more offensive than the zestiest snoy meme.
I really have no idea why people care about this particular platformer, is it full of gay people?
>>719807753>10% negative reviewsIt's over.
>>719798374Abiotic Factor
>>719807957It's the dark souls of Indiegames/metroidvanias.
>>719795934Sonychads, Canada has it!
>>719795934No it didn't lol. Try living in a first world country.
Let me inLET ME IIIIIIIINNNN
>>719808037obviously because of the store shenanigans
>>719796209>3d slop>breaking anything
>>719796660They would think saying that is like saying the sky is blue because 3d games did not exist then.
>>719807121he tanked that
>>719798069Silksong is more popular, so this is only natural.
>>719808569N64 released 29 years ago, anon
>>719795934>change download region from boston to new york>can buy and play game
>>719807957obviously not or it wouldnt be popular, retard. have you not seen every gay game flopping outside of a single extreme outlier and another bait and switch?
>>719801648>Contrarians just make up reasons they liked old Souls gamesI think old games not relying on retarded attack animations to catch the player out, because they have the most basic bitch combat system ever devised and have absolutely nowhere to go with it but are still obsessed with maintaining their difficulty rep fifteen years later, is reason enough.
>>719799724Let this be a reminder that 100% online is a mistake, as luch if not more than 100% offline...But people will call us mad when we give this warning, unaware of the pitfall they choose to ignore.The internet is NOT forever...
>>719795934I have already waited 7 years. I can wait a few more hours.
>>719809120And you as the player have gotten massive boosts in power to keep pace with that. Unless you're doing no-hit level 1 runs, all that shit you complain about doesn't matter because you can shit out tons of damage or take tons of hits with all the buffs and spells the games have progressively made easy to access. So you got caught with delayed timing on a combo because the devs outsmarted you. So what? Nuke the boss with a spell that takes 1/4th of their health bar in return. >basic bitch combat system Cute. Lemme guess, you should be able to juggle hollows too?
>>719796209>4derlandsRandy your games aren’t finished until they’re irrelevant
>>719809584Any retard can lie.
>>719798374Look Outside
>>719797997Braid looks like shit. Fuck Braid.
>>719800286Folks, they're not sending their best
>>719798442Kill yourself slopper
>valve makes one trillion dollars a year>can't even keep their storefront operatingTeam Cherry should sue them for lost revenue.
>>719813036nobody who was already going to buy it wont buy it now. infact crashing the store brought them even more publicity
>>719796209>Borderlands 43 is already out?
>>719800286>The game design in HK was fucking atrociousTell me the exact element from Hollow Knight that filtered you. Couldn't brute force a boss because all you tried was face-tanking? Got lost because you have no sense of direction? Couldn't navigate the Fungal Wastes because pogoing was too complex for you?
>>719796209No one cares Randy, you lost consumers a decade ago
>>719796209Damn Randy, can you give me a copy I swear I'll play your wacky game wahoo!
>>719800286>THE GAME DESIGN WAS... LE BAD>btw i can't explain why it's bad
>>719813968Came out in 2019
And people said the indie studios who left their initial release date to get away from silksong were cowards. I think they were right to do so. I don't think they would've gotten that much players for their games but they made the right choice. Silksong is stealing the oxygen from the conversation.
>>719796209true, the severs will never be able to handle the borerlandillion players trying to download it at once
>>719795934>and PlayStationNo it didn't.
>>719795934I wonder whos supporting this """journalist""""
>>719798628BASED
