OH NO NO NO
>female nameNot interested.
>y'all
she's not wrong tho
>>719835232>y'all
>game journalists upset they didn't get review copiesBased Team Cherry
>>719835232I was expecting journos to slander this game because they are still seething assmad
ITT: it's okay when Nintendo receives it
>>719835232why should I trust game reviews with less than 5 hours of gameplay time?>I played this game for 10 minutes and I can already tell that this is the greatest video game of all time!
>>719835232I can't believe it... the sanctity of Steam reviews has been violated...
>>719835392>>719835493>>719835501extremely forced meme.
>>719835232>femaleI'm not reading that
>>719835784You just did
>>719835457she's not wrong at alllook at all the cope in here
>>719835232>y'allstopped right there, back to the catalog
>>719835232>review of reviewsvideo game urinalists
Steam reviews being a joke does not mean clickbait journalists are credible reviewers
Yeah no shit reviews are all bullshit regardless of where they come from or whereever they're posted.
>>719835714The fuck are you talking about? "Y'all" has been trannyspeak since like 2012
>y'allI think southern accents are really cute but it also has this connotation of left-leaning spaces online so it makes me feel like she would make fun of me for being a chud and a loser. And I kind of like that. Her analysis is on point so she's probably really smart too
uhhh
>something that has been the norm for years>only complaining nowCurious.
>>719835232Uh-oh, our positive prejudice has been noticed.
>>719835232>it's only ok when we do it
>>719836194Unironically we need to reclaim "y'all" from the trannies just like the niggers reclaimed "nigger".
>>719836241
>>719836183i only hear it in rap tho
hype trannies irrevocably btfo
>>719836241I chuckled. It was funny.
>>719836269The only way I could see it working is if theres an unspoken rule to say yall instead of y'all if you arent a tranny, but things like that cant be forced.
>>719835392>>719835493>>719835501>>719836061>>719836183>>719836194>>719836269Yeehaw!
>>719836406>I chuckled at the most low hanging fruit joke possibleyou're a turbofaggot
>>719835232What sort of useless irrelevant garbage clickbait is this?
>>719836514It isn't. The game isn't mid and even all the pol dicklets shilling it are tryna go back on it now that they found out the devs are Jews and the MC is a Dyke
>>719835232She's objectively right and SS fans are retarded sycophants.but the "y'all" means she should still kill herself.
Explain to me why this game is worth giving a shit about without using the word "fun" or any synonymous word.
>>719837019Do your own research fagfot I don't care if you buy it or not I did and I'm enjoying the Jewish kino
>>719836336And you'll only read it in game journalism
>>719835232What is this, a soft disclosure of shilling? Why would the media point this out?
>>719837019If a game isn't fun, I don't give a shit about it
>>719835714This isn't a /v/ meme anyone here decided on. This is a Californian brainrot thing. So of course people will call attention to it.
>>719837019Games these days are glorified interactive popup books. So any reason you'd open a picture book about a cockroach will be a reason you'd play this game. I think it's impossible to talk about this without pointing out the state of the common man. Depraved, addicted, anxious... Games like this are like a temporary therapy.
It's kinda sad that /v/ cannot discuss anything properly without attacking/insulting others. It doesn't even need to be a thing where /v/irgin gets attacked first, but anytime I try to discuss anything, personal insults always gets thrown around and barely any points gets discussed. But the moment someone says anything "mean" back, whole /v/ adapts a victim complex.Kind of a crybully situation. No wonder you can't have any kind of talk/discussion/retrospective about vidya here.
>>719835232>Hollow knight: Silksong has been out for 120 minutes and I desperately needed a fucking retarded topic to feed into chatGPT, and this is all I got y'allFixed. Fire all "gaming journalists."
>>719837475You are the pussy you will never have between your legs.
>>719835232no review is worth a fuck, steam users' or journalists'
>>719837640What does that even mean?
>>719837475>Butthurt troons and jeets acting like butthurt troons and jeets.Wow.I'm shocked.
>>719835232Crazy how fucking retarded these niggas are.>This hecking game is a return to form, it's hella diverse and lgbtq^83 empowering, 9.8/10>Wtf why aren't you guys buying the games we tell you are good?! Listen to gaming "journalist"!Turned to >That game you're enjoying and having fun with, well let me tell you why it's actually shit
>>719836269>>719836183i am terminally online and live in northern FL where people say y'all all the time and this is the first I hear of thisI do not believe it
>>719837772Oh yeah, you really are a tourist.
>>719835232I mean, that’s correctBut most positive reviews on release is good because it means the game doesn’t have any glaring performance issues
>>719835341>uses the term femaleincel moment
>>719835232Ahahaha she has a pointGlazers called out
>>719836194anyone outside of US&A say y'all? lmao i hope that shit doesn't spread.
>>719836183>2012No, not even close.
>>719838497There's southerners who say "ya'll" in their daily life, and then there's the leftoids who say it ironically who don't even live in the south. It's not complicated.
>>719838460>Mindless, hypeoid NPC mad that normal-humans are making fun of him for sucking the cock of a game they've barely played because they were told to be excited about itMust suck not having agency.
>>719835232>game released 120 minutes ago>so the review are obviously fake>nitpick a review talking about bughmm, is the bug also fake ?
>>719838497y'all was adopted by feminist internet communities in the 10s because feminists and found you guys to be sexist and troons also found it to be transphobic and they both wanted a gender neutral alternative and pushed y'all hard, which zoomers across the globe took to like fish to water. i think zoomers worshipping black culture also had a role to play since most african americans are southerners.
>>719841247This is what early positive/negative reviews are for, journos are just assmad for no reason
>>719842212this plus Obama said it all the time and the leftist coalition still worshipped Obama back in the 2010s
>>719835232>professional reviewer complaining that people didn't spend much time on their reviewsholy fucking kek
>>719838497100% of people who use "y'all" are trannies or tranny enablers. The people who say it IRL do not use it in their online speak, only fags.
>>719842325>The people who say it IRL do not use it in their online speak, only fags.you are correct.
>>719838460I'd post the Games? edit but I've misplaced it.
>>719838497You weren't terminally online in the spaces where it was being said. Y'all was so abused by trannies its on the same level as the unironic use of chud for signalling how mentally ill and woke somebody is.
>>719835232>catherine lewiswhat's the verdict boys?
>>719842212This eventually spread to the word "folk" and "folks" but it didn't have time to catch on to the same level before wokeshit died and many of them stopped using these terms out of embarrassment
>>719835232"game is full of bugs"Does xhe not know that is a pun?
>>719842212I don't give a shit about any of this, I'm from the South and they're not taking y'all from me, I've used it my whole life, damn it.
>>719842682would
>y’all
>>719835392>>719835493>>719835501>you allftfy
>>719843420Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.
>>719843678>>719843420depends on if she has a huge rack or not.
>>719835232Video game "journalists" are pissed off that they didn't get advance copies.
>>719842212Y'ALL NIGGAS IS GAY
>>719835341Silksong was exclusively made for female though
>>719835232She's right. I read reviews to know what the game is about, I don't want to suffer through meme reviews made by inept retards who think they're being funny.Fuck Steam. Fuck PC gaming. Fuck indie trash.
>>719838497Sorry buddy, coopted by cityfags because it's "gender neutral".
>game is full of bugsholy shit games journalists are so fucking retarded THE GAME IS LITERALLY ABOUT BUG PEOPLEITS A JOKE
>>719838497unfortunately its true fellow north floridabro, faggots have appropriated our vernacular so they could copy low IQ niggers and abuse its inherent gender neutrality because they can't accept 'he' is already gender neutral on top of being masculine
>>719835232Literally everything is like this99% of review don't matter, its not just silksong and its not just video games.Go on Best Buy right now and read the user reviews of some random TV. Half of it is stuff along the lines of "just got it, can't wait to plug it in" and then they give it 5* before even taking it out of the box.
>>719847881gaming journalists are the epitome of giving someone the watch detail knowing full well they're going to sleep on the job.
>>719838848I don't wanna be a woman, anon. Like at least call me pussy because I'm not getting any. It's like yelling at woman they are the dick they will never have in between their legs.You sound like idpol election tourist if anything.
>>719835232that's a man
>>719848061i wish i could hate people to death
>>719835232She's not wrong though, almost very glazing review of the game has 0.1 to 0.4 hours of playtime at the time of review
>>719838497Of course the Florida uses that trashy word
>>719835232>y'all in a title>that's two sentences longJournalism really has gone down the shitter huh
>>719835232>y'alland of course a retarded journo wouldn't understand that the game is full of bugs because the characters are bgs
y'all chuds gotta chil
>>719835341So premature ejaculation?
>>719835232almost as if all the zoomies who grew up in the age of internet are literal zombie corpo dickriders with no opinions of their own
>>719851315Congratulations you explained the joke
>>719836503I can't even comprehend being butthurt about this. You must live a miserable existence
>>719835232almost like those are all jeet tranny reviews
>>719835232>y’allWHY ARE Y’ALL CHUDS SUPPORTING THIS INDIE GAME WHEN DIVERSE FOLX ARE BEING LAID OFF IN THE TRIPLE A INDUSTRY??? BUY MARATHON TO SUPPORT DIVERSE FOLX YALL MY XISTER WORKS FOR BUNGIE
>Completely valid argument made by a normie>"y'all">"le woman"Shillsong was made for women and normies btw
>game is full of bugshttps://voca.ro/1h3OyBUEeKoh
>>719835232Catherine Lewis is 100% correct. Any review of a game that hasn’t played the game for at least 10 hours is worthless. It’s a constant problem in review scores in general. People are so willing to slap a perfect rating on anything now a days that you can’t trust something is actually good or not. Or in this case, you can’t trust review scores because people willingly give it a positive rating before they can even grasp the game fully.And another problem is that people no longer view reviews as some helpful tool for when you’re buying something. Now everyone has some investor mindset that only cares about le big numbers. No one cares about the reviews themselves anymore. They just want to brag about le big positive review numbers, just like fags here want to brag about le big sales numbers.
It is because they didn't send review copies and sold the game for $20 when the "industry" claims it hurts them because they can't justify their garbage for 100 bucks.
>>7198352322 hours is enough to block refunds so its enough for reviews
>>719847881>Hehehe AHHHAHAHAHA *slaps knee* That's so fucking HILARIOUS TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD KIND STRANGER Based Journo for shitting on reddit humor reviews
>>719835232It's a cult and these people are insane
>>719835232It's really funny when journos also try to join in on a hate campaign.
>>719841247Stupid fucking ESL
>>719835232leddit really need some kind of win after getting BTFO so spectacularly.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>719839445incel website, incel world, incel universe
>>719835232>Troon turns on tranny gamebased infighting
>>719853385What the fuck is up with China?They just hate platformers as a nation?
>>719854245I'm reading through it and they're complaining about the chinese localization, kinda like how in the west people are complaining about localization of japanese games. Apparently the chinese localization/translation has butchered the game's original dialogs or something.
>>719854245if something isnt made in china and featuring exclusively chinkoid women then they hate it on principle. kind of admirable to be tbqh
>>719854245They are told by the government to just go complain online. They will leave negative reviews of every game saying the dev isn't worshipping China or isn't adding Chinese translations and if they are then they aren't good enough. It's done to implant the idea into the dev's head that the next time they release a game they need to ask the Chinese what they want and they need to do something for the Chinese to not get fucked by negative reviews.Blizzard was the first company to fall for this kind of shit and that's why every game they make panders to the Chinese and half the cosmetics are ugly Chinese references that no one actually spends money on.
>>719835232>You can't say it's good yet but I can say it's shit
>>719854470Yup. People think that western translators are shit for changing context, but eastern ones can be just as bad.
>>719835232truth nuke
>>719835232no shitit’s 2d slop for mentally deranged people to consume reviews are just collections of shill memoirs only taken seriously by the dumbest cunt in the room
>>719843678>Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.that is true.however always stick your dick in crazy devoted.yandere is best dere.
>>719835232Shut up, karen. Death to AAA scum.
>>719843678>>719854808I wish someone had told me this when I was 26The sex was great but I was getting more and more depressed everyday
The difference is those people aren’t getting paid to be a gaming journalist.
>>719837019It's a game that is generous with the content it gives, while still maintaining good quality, which is immensely rare for today's standardsThe combat is engaging, the game lets you explore at your own pace without coddling you, it has quality music and art etc>>719837475It's because 4chan was always the edgy forum so it attracts people who just want to say whatever slurs they want. Being able to post completely anonymous let's people do what they want, baiting will also always be the "meta" for keeping threads active
>>719854924>shills have to be paid to be shillsgo back to xitter and keep your inability to know what doing it for free means.
>>719835232you don't actually have to finish a game to know if it's goodyou just have to have good taste in mechanics
>>719842470Need a 2020 panel.>That game you like is woke.
very reddit in here
People are so depressed that they have to force this unnatural positivity onto anything new or "wholesome". Look how bad the world is gotten that 4chan is creaming themselves over another 2d side scrolling indie game.
>>719855393you cant get that all in 110mins,I bet your one of those retards that watches a steamer play a game then review it
>>719855513No it would be "You need to like this woke game."
>>719847461THIS!Imagine, you could play motherfucking Death Stranding 2 instead.And GTA6
>>719847881That's not a review. That should be somewhere else.
>>719835341Yeah we know you have a thing for men, faggot.
>>719835540Its the only angle i can take from this article considering the amount of time journoscum write reviews after barely touching the game
>>719854245they're almost always complaining about localization.
>>719835392>y'all>literally>unironically>fr frI fucking hate this gay earth.
>>719835232It's a cult.
>>719835341>female>opinion discarded
>>719838497>terminally online>didn't know y'all was leftistspeakYou either have zero pattern recognition or you're a liar
>>719860343he lives in florida so he's probably retarded. people live there because they want to party every weekend, they're retired and hate the cold, or are south american.
>/v/: "Review boosting is good"
>"game is full of bugs"yup reviews are just reddit posts nowthey post to farm internet points. too bad steam encourages this behavior so much. reviews basically worthless
>>719835232She's just trying to find something to talk about the game that everyone else isn't talking about....
>>719837019It's so shit that it makes you turn off your PC and go outside
>>719835232I think Valve needs to ban posting reviews for at least 24 hours after a game releases. It really doesn't make sense to see Silksong reviews after 30 mins writing "Le game is real! Positive updoot for you!". Someone post that Jay Z interview where he talks about music reviewers acting too quickly, you know the one.
>>719835232>y'allNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>719860918Awards were a mistake.
>y'all'd'v'e
It does not matter if the game is good or not.It does not matter what the game is even about.Buying and playing this mid ass game is just pure virtue signaling, that you are supporting the small indie studio.It's so disgusting it boggles the mind.
>>719835232>T-THOSE REVIEWS DONT M-MEAN MUCH!
>>719836194Yeah its always gross coasties that hate the south using y'all in text.>t. Southern fag born on a dirt road
>>719835457yep
>game journalist didnt get early access >now they are eternally butthurtLol,lmao even
>>719835232>>y'all
>>719855698You should leave to make it less reddit
>>719835232>you enjoyed 2 hours of the game that's impossibleI mean, not really ..
you and all = yall whats the issue
>>719835232You can really tell when a game or company isn't being pushed by Jews if journos shit on it like this.
>>719835232Unironically send anyone who uses y’all to camps.I’m not joking btw
Y'all folx are transphobic
>>719836336and you only hear rap from californians who really really want to pretend that they grew up in atlanta.
>>719838497people who say y'all in their daily lives will say y'all even as they write down the word "you"
>>719836183Trannies have been using it since 1800's lmao
>tfw Californians start saying y'all, so now I get made fun of for saying it even though I have lived in Texas my whole lifeIT'S NOT FAIR
>>719855513but no one likes them though.
>>719842470>20s>This game you hate is awesome, you racist sexist chud!
Just saying a real southerner would leave the apostrophe out of yall. Like that.
>>719863375Not all real southerners are homeschooled, inbred, retards who spell things wrong for no reason.
>>719835232Stop liking affordable indie games. You need to like out $80 triple a slop game instead!
>>719863168just don't shove it into every online post, and you're good.
>>719835232Its not overwhelmingly positive however, it is actually close to just mostly positiveAlso yeah, all the good reviews are fucking dogshit like "DAE BUGS LEMAO??????!?!??!"
Y'all are niggers
>>719835714Yeah, why are USAnian subhumans forcing it? It's on par with "Latinx".
